why i love ellie

When my great-grandfather died my great-grandmother leaped into the coffin and grabbed him by the lapels and wailed in Italian, “Franco, take me with you!” Which is both heart breaking and hilarious to me. 

  • Jill Ellis: Let's try to score a goal in the first six minutes by bombing the box.
  • Jill Ellis: Let's also play three central midfielders and a forward in the midfield over the wonderfully talented natural wingers that we have. We'll definitely score then.
  • Everyone else: ...