why i don't have a social life

Sentence starters
  • Based on famous text-posts
  • "Bro, you look so cute right now. Dude, you are so fucking adorable."
  • "Wanna watch this murder documentary with me?"
  • "I may act like I'm sassy but if you're mean to me there's a 900% chance I'll cry."
  • "I may act like I'm clueless but actually know what's going on at al times."
  • "ATTENTION: I need attention."
  • "I don't have a nervous system. I'm a nervous system."
  • "Drugs? No thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder."
  • "I think I'm subconsciously trying to ruin my own life."
  • "Why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?"
  • "I try not to sound like an asshole but it's really hard because I am an asshole."
  • "I don't want to look 'pretty', I want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening."
  • "I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know."
  • "Girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. I don't remember what I was going to say but I'm just gay."
  • "I'd love to relax but that's just not realistic."
  • "Contrary to popular belief I'm actually soft and have feelings."
  • "This could be less hetero."
  • "To be honest I just need a hug."
  • "Why can't I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?"
  • "This is it, this is how I die: Lack of attention."
  • "Are we just friends or is this flirting serious?"
  • "I have this problem where I isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because I'm lonely."
  • "I may be ugly but at least I have an ugly personality too. Consistency is key."
  • "I don't wanna get involved in drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened."
  • "I am bysexual as in I'm not interested, goodbye."
  • "I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored."
  • "Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees."
  • "I'm so tired of not being a multimillionaire."
  • "I panic alot of other places besides the disco."
  • "Which layer of hell do you think you're going to?"
  • "My kink is being right."
  • "My kink is being home alone."
  • "You're really sensitive for a selfish asshole."
  • "I can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, I have a big heart and can't treat people badly, that's just not me."
  • "What about netflix and kill?"
  • "No offense but why does everyone hate me?"
  • "I'm a strong independent introvert who don't need no social life."
  • "Why do I get struggles instead of snuggles?"
  • "If a conversation goes on too long without being about me, I'm out."
  • "I'm small, queer and something to fear."
  • "All this sadness is bad for my skin."
  • "I'm cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive"
  • "I'm beautiful and underappreciated."
  • "She's beauty, she's grace, she's me."
  • "Sorry for being awesome, loser."
  • "Is 'no' an emotion? Because I'm feeling it."
how I see the signs and what I want them to know
  • (side note - View of a Virgo rising, Leo sun in the 12th, Libra moon in 2nd, mercury Cancer in 11th, venus Leo in 12th, mars Leo in 11th)
  • Aries: was once my best friend, she made literally everything in my life brighter and always helped me to just enjoy things and stop worrying all the time. Also great hugs. Just simply has that energy, wherever it may be - physically, mentally, staying up until you binge watched that show, giving you their last money so you can get yourself something to eat before you starve to death, always down for a talk and a walk even if they had a packed schedule. Please don't miss out on times when you just have to take a day off to get your beautiful and strong energy back. I care about your health so please don't forget to eat properly and don't miss out on that quality time if needed.
  • Taurus: a girl from my drama class and my little sisters moon sign, I am just so in love with your sense for aesthetic. Total sunshines. I feel like I can always rely on you, super compassionate and knows how to make you feel comfortable when youre not. I love that when you have a goal in your mind, you will give your everything to achieve that! Also so humble but like I want you so desperately to know how beautiful I think you are!! I enjoy your company a lot. Please don't be afraid of changes, I know that's such a mainstream thing to write for Taurus but I really do believe that maybe sometimes you need to be reminded that life can also begin at the end of your comfort zone.
  • Gemini: a guy and a girl from biology class, I am literally stunned at how much these people know. Eloquent fluffballs. I could listen to you spreading knowledge 24/7, make great jokes in my opinion and just kind of knows... everyone?? Get along with so many people, can be very chill but also full of energy when they're talking about things they are interested in. Also fun-fact kings and queens. Please remind yourself to stay loyal to your true friends, you may know many people with whom you get along with so well and for sure everyone is intersting in their own way, but it's very possible to feel lonely in a crowd. Your closest friends will always get you out of that and help you, I promise.
  • Cancer: a close friend of mine, literally the most caring person I've ever met. Actual comedians. I don't know I just straight up fell in love with your humour. All the Cancers I know have or had some extreme physical problems going on, please get well soon if you read this and you're also not feeling well. Mentally on the next level, strong and kind of unbreakable. Don't hide their feelings because they just know that when you bottle up your feelings it's never going to end well. They just get you and will be there for you no matter what. Please take care of yourself just as well as you do with your friends and family, you are a true blessing and it's definitely okay to rant or cry or just let it all out.
  • Leo: my english teacher and a guy I used to be close with, very often completely misunderstood and taken for granted, which can lead to unhealthy behaviour. Will make you feel great after a plain shit day. I strive to be this talented at just expressing myself or being confident, even if you just want the world to think you are confident when you're actually not. Cuddly queens and kings. Better not hurt their pride because it took them a lot of time to actually get to that level and in a world where people hate on you for loving yourself, to them it feels like, despite all their work, they are not worth of loving themselves. Please don't forget that although sometimes it's hard to look in the mirror and like what you see, there are caring and warm-hearted people who love you just the way you are.
  • Virgo: a girl in my class I simply adore, I always annoy you with my endless compliments. Kind of just in love with these down-to-earth and sweet people. Either super chill or worried a lot, I wish I could just hug you until you feel less stressed. Smol but strong beans you can learn a lot from. So reliable, I actually hate doing group projects and always want to do everything myself but since you share that opinion we created something I was really proud of and now we always do them together. Please remember that passion is something you shouldn't be ashamed of, you simply don't have to be because it's something you love and your needs are valid. Also dreaming big, it's possible, especially for you so why not?
  • Libra: a girl I recently got to know and am already completely amazed by, literal social butterflies who sometimes only know in hindsight how much they enjoyed the company of someone because they adapt so easily and it's rare to find someone where you can just simply be yourself. Love how they view life and that they make me want to talk more. Very open and you never feel excluded because they just know how to include everyone. Please don't forget to remind yourself who you truly are and not to lose yourself in another person, because there really is only one you no matter how good you are at adapting to literally every social situation, you are amazing and I want you to be comfortable as well.
  • Scorpio: my dad and my ex boyfriend's mom, two very caring peole in their own way. I always love how sharp their sarcasm can be. Can comfort extremely well when they want to. So many secrets and things to know about them that I can lose myself in them wanting to explore whats actually behind their shell. Teaches you life lessons. Please don't forget that humans aren't flawless and that's completely okay. You don't have to hold onto old grudges, communication is key and talking about these things, confronting these people who did you wrong will help you grow as a person.
  • Sagittarius: an old friend of mine, very cute people who get interested in so many things and they are so versatile and adventurous I absolutely love their lively nature. Memes™. Total dorks you can fall for in a second. Are actually the best partners to just talk to about anything because they will be interested and share their opinion with you. Please remind yourself that cutting off people can be a very wise decision and you don't have to keep up with everyones shit if that's just not what you're in for.
  • Capricorn: I am literally so attracted to these people it's unreal, although I kind of always think that they don't like me...... anyways, my bigger twin sisters are caps and they are humble souls who really had to fight for a lot in life sadly. So proud of you. Keep up with the hard work, you really deserve everything. So realistic and pure I have heart eyes. Supportive and extremely loyal. Will stand up for you if you need it. Straight face™ but still manages to make even the most serious people laugh. Please remind yourself to not overdo it with the work, take a day off to relax and let yourself go maybe, even if it's hard - with the right people you don't ever have to be afraid of being yourself.
  • Aquarius: my ex boyfriend whom I had a crush on for like 4 years, teached me great life lessons. Will always have a weakness for aquas, they just attract me so much, how much of a fluffy dork can you be tbh? Capacity of acceptance is incredible. So much fun to be with. Are kind of just good at everything? You can talk to them about anything, it won't feel weird, they won't question it and just talk to you about that topic. So friendly, an underrated trait in my opinion, just complete and simple friendliness you enjoy to the fullest. Please remind yourself to let people not only see your amazing shell but also your stunning core, there are people who love to talk about the same things you love and nothing about you is weird, you are special and I absolutely love it.
  • Pisces: a very sweet guy I've been texting with for the past months, very open minded and also have that sensitivity I strive to have. Very inspirational smol puppy. Actual daydreamers™, may be late to school but love deeply and would never neglect your love. Kind of hate almost everything that's planned out? (I'm sorry I just love to plan things out) will hug you no matter what. Does not fear to dream big, is very talented at artsy stuff in my opinion. Please don't forget that even if it seems hard, and yes our school system is kind of very bad,we get to have that education and your dreams will be reality if you work hard enough to achieve them. You have so much potential, please don't ever waste it.

SLEEPY LIFE OF SERVAMP- ENGLISH TRANSLATION



Hello everyone! Look what I am presenting to you ^_^ I’ve been working on this for a couple of days and it was my first time doing subtitles! I tried my best to cover up the Chinese ones, ending up with YouTube-style captions.
Please note that it’s not very accurate and some parts I had to rely on context, because I just couldn’t comprehend what they were saying at certain points (if only I had the first SLS comics…)
For now, I hope you enjoy it as it is and  I will make a post that’s gonna be full of notes and all the things I had to do while translating, hoping to give you a better understanding (such as why I used certain meanings for example).

Without further ado, please enjoy it!
Also, I wrote in the beginning of the video that I would like for the video to not be uploaded on other sites. It’s OK if you want to post the link on other social media so that others can watch it here. Thank you!

Everyone I follow stops posting when it’s 12 at night and I’ve already gotten to where I left off earlier…. :(

Can y'all stop having personal lives and go back to posting pleeeeeease :)

Do you ever just remember how long you’ve been a part of this fandom? Like, I remember staying up until seven in the morning at my dads house trying my best to stay quiet because I slept in bunk beds with my brother, all to binge the whole kuroshitsuji manga up to that point. I remember eagerly waiting for the next chapter of the WESTON ARC to be released because I’d just finished the manga and I loved it. I remember saving up iTunes gift cards, from a bunch of different gifts, to purchase THE WHOLE campania arc on iBooks because I loved lizzy so much. I remember shipping cielizzy even back then. I WROTE SHITTY WATTPAD CIELIZZY FANFICTION. THERE WAS AN OC THAT SHIPPED IT.

I’ve kept up with this goddamn manga for FIVE GODDAMNED YEARS). I’ve been in this hellhole of a fandom for five years. I was literally just as obsessed then as I am now. The fact that kuroshitsuji has been such a significant part of my life for that long is terrifying. The scariest part is I’ve LOVED IT THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME.

How long have y'all been trapped here?

DEH as Things My Mom Has Texted Me/Convos We've Had
  • Evan Hansen: *a photo of a puddle of milk* A little spilled milk. Bc there's a saying no use crying over spilled milk and I just came across a giant puddle of milk and it's funny.
  • Connor Murphy: WHY ARE YOU STILL SEEING YOUR THERAPIST IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER???
  • Jared Kleinman: All I want right now is to go to KMart to avoid this situation and you KNOW how much I hate KMart.
  • Zoe Murphy: Literally why would you do that what the fu- heck?
  • Alana Beck: *photo of a meme that says "Me: don't be weird at this social event. Also me: give strangers unnecessary information about serial killers.
  • Heidi Hansen: I really want these sunglasses but honestly they're too hip and cool for me what do you think?
  • Cynthia Murphy: You need to learn tact, girl. You can NOT just ask for money outright. You have to manipulate grandma.
  • Larry Murphy: You can always exit your room if you need me, I can't always text.

every summer it’s the same, i just want to do things like go to museums and bookstores and aquariums etc but i have nobody to go with. why was i cursed to be an introvert with desires to go to cool exhibits but have no type of social skills to rope in people that want my company

anonymous asked:

Why are you insisting so hard on self-publicity ? Don't you have a life outside of social medias and a goal other than gaining followers ?

I have an amazing life and I am very fortunate due to Social Media, I have a job now that I got purely because of my social media. I occasionally get sponsors which help me get money. My goal isn’t to gain followers it is to live a fun and fulfilling life and thanks to this I am able to do this. Just unfollow me if you do not like it I understand

anonymous asked:

I kind of have a problem in believing that instinctual variants don't fluctuate because every social variant I've met seemed unhealthy to me. Valuing other people's opinion and your status/ role above what is 'real' seems... insecure, delusional and like a lack of self-awareness to me. Like... why would you live your life with this emptiness just so you have superficial acceptance? I don't really understand the motivation behind healthy so...?

I agree with you about how social variants come across and that reflects my own PERSONAL opinion. I PERSONALLY think it’s stupid and delusional. I PERSONALLY don’t see any So behaviour as healthy.

However, OBJECTIVELY speaking, they have reasons for existing and doing what they do. Social variants tend to accomplish more because they aren’t literally triggered by teamwork. They are part of the reasons organizations work and function properly. Yes, they tend to uphold the status quo, but I’m no anarchist, and I can see the value in doing that.

PERSONALLY, I object to social variant’s TENDENCY (not constant behaviour, TENDENCY) to try to foist their values and beliefs on me. They want cooperation, teamwork and cohesion, and I don’t. They GENUINELY think that cohesion is better than a lack of cohesion which MAKES SENSE until you realize it causes stagnation. Think about group projects in elementary/high school for a second. At least with mine, one of the roles people could have in a group project would be the “critic”, meant to challenge what the group was doing and challenge their understanding which STRENGTHENS the group and STRENGTHENS the argument or activity. It takes some social variants–well, most– a while to understand that the group role of “critic”, often filled by so blinds, is both beneficial and necessary– but it’s also important to note that, if everyone in the group filled that role, NOTHING would get done.
Because I have FE that tends to irritate me because my COGNITION OF GROUPS does not compute with theirs (social variants with fi, for this reason, frustrate me, because they tend to have a very skewed and honestly near-delusional understanding of how groups work and what their value is)

That doesn’t make so values… invalid. Their behaviour objectively makes sense, even if we dislike it. We need them in the world as much as the world needs so blinds. We end up filling different roles in society, and that’s what keeps the world turning, so to speak. If everyone was critical of society all the time constantly, if everyone was dedicated to shaking things up, if NO ONE cooperated in groups of more than like… five, our society and world would be plunged into utter chaos and anarchy. And not the good kind of anarchy– the Hobbesian anarchy, the life that’s nasty, brutish and short, with no laws, no order, and everyone out for themselves and those close to them. Groups would isolate and wage war against each other… it would really be a horrible time.

On the other hand, a world without so blinds tends to be what people might call “world peace”, actually, but would end up being completely dystopian because so blinds tend to be the “challengers of convention” and society’s antagonists. Removing them would catapult us into dystopian fascism, imo.

So that being said, yes, again, I subjectively agree with your thoughts on social variants, but I can step back and objectively evaluate how they are useful in a larger, more big picture context. Both so blinds and social variants are needed to keep things in balance, essentially.

we need them, and they need us.

My boy Jack dressing up for the Holidays.
It’s his costume this year.

anonymous asked:

Don't know why the other roleplayers 'appreciate' or 'like' you. You try way too hard to be funny and probably have no social life. I would say you'll go crying to mommy and daddy, but you don't have a dad, do you? Good. I bet he's burning in hell as we speak. So go crying to your mom trying to get her to build up your confidence. I bet you already are. - Hate Anon

my hands tremble as i hold the pen, my handwriting becoming shakier by the minute, and it showed. it was a miracle i could even read my own writing. a few tear drops land on the page and smudge the ink. the ink that is very smudge-able because i’m using one of those feather pens for that real dramatic affect. (effect? i don’t know, i’m an english person who can’t speak english)

i glance over my shoulder and see my mother. she slowly nods her head as she places a reassuring hand on my shoulder.

i breathe out and look down at the paper.

after i predictably went crying to my mother a few minutes ago, she forced me to write a letter, explaining how i felt to hate anon. i wasn’t even allowed to say ‘go fuck yourself’ because it’s a formal letter.

but that didn’t mean i wouldn’t find a way to express my true 'feelings’.

“well, done, 'ellie’. if that is even your real name,” my mother nods curtly, “i’m proud of you,” she adds.

except she doesn’t.

because she’s not.

the perks of being a screw up, am i right?

“read it,” she demands, “let me know what you want to tell the anon.”

i clear my throat and glance down at my paper once again. i take a deep breath. this is it. if i screw up, my mother will trade me for a few chickens, even though we both know i’m worth three pigs at least. but she’d never admit that. i am social lifeless. our village shuns us for it. often throwing moldy tomatoes at us and yelling: 'no more tea for you, ghastly brits! pip, pip, cheerio, fellas! have a terrible day!’

it hurts. my heart can’t take this emotion toll anymore!

“i said read it you foolish girl,” she repeats, “out loud.”

i nod once again and lick my dry lips, keeping in mind that this is a formal letter so it must include overly fancy words and maybe even some fake ones to get the point across.

“Dear Hateth Anoneth,

it has come to my attention that you believe my father is rotting in hell. i can assure(eth) you(eth) that he is not(eth).

my evidence supporting this is in these following points:

1) sucketh a dick

2) go fucketh oneself

as you can see, there is an undeniable correlation between the two factors thus leaving one conclusioneth: my father is better than you will ever be.

p.s, if you were to be sold, you wouldn’t even be worth a green bean.”

silence for a few seconds. i look up from my paper, daring to meet my mother’s eyes.

suddenly she stands up and starts clapping.

is this a standing ovation? for moi? of course it is. i’m ellie-motherfucking-i-shouldn’t-reveal-my-last-name-on-the-internet!

once again, now in normal words: suck a dick and go fuck yourself.

anonymous asked:

This is for Amanda and Heather - the real Amanda and Heather. We love you, we haven't forgotten you, and it's only a matter of time before you're free. Don't give up, guys. It's way easier to conquer territory than it is to hold it.

What? Are you really saying I’m not the true Amanda? I’m insulted. You can’t just go around saying that without proof, those insinuations could really harm a lot of people. Have some courtesy and respect, you’ll find that life goes much more smoothly for you. And don’t accuse the social media directors of community service organizations of being impostors– have you lost all traces of anything resembling self-control

I can finally understand the reasons why the old social media director never came back to work. This is truly a completely thankless job, and I’ll be glad once I’m promoted and don’t have to come here any longer.

-Amanda

anonymous asked:

This is going to sound weird..but? I'm feeling really sad? Prom was today and I wasn't able to go because of my crippling anxiety and aspergers; but now I'm just seeing photos all over various social medias of my friends looking great and happy and I just really wished I had been there? I haven't been to school in almost a year now so it would have been weird to go and that's also why I don't feel like I'm allowed to be sad.. :/ I'm just incredibly lost, sorry for dumping this on you :(

hey anon!! speaking from experience, missing out on something definitely isn’t the end game. i know prom is like made out to be this big thing in someone’s life and if all your friends are there without you it can suck. but you don’t need to be dressed in a fancy suit or dress to have a good time. once, in the fear of “missing out”, i went to a party and i felt so sick the whole time. i didn’t want to talk to anyone and the people i knew were preoccupied with other people. it was terrifying and i ended up throwing up out of nervousness and left (oops in their toilet of course - not like just on the ground). if you know you can’t handle a social situation it’s fine to not go! there are other chances in life to do better things :-) and that time will come eventually you just might have to be a bit patient!

Life Line P4 (A Social Media Fanfiction)~ Jack  Avery

ImZachHerron has requested to chat with you!

Accept or decline?

ImZachHerron
Hey! so i guess you and my friend Jack are getting shipped together.

MelGreene
Yeah, the comments on like every post I make is about #Jelody.
i don’t even know who he is

ImZachHerron
Jack is one of my best friends and we’re in a musical group called Why Don’t We with three other guys.

MelGreene
oh so you guys have like a boyband, cool
you guys must be talented then

ImZachHerron
yeah, we have a few of our songs on YouTube

MelGreene
Wait Brb
Imma YouTube y'all

ImZachHerron
ok!
did you just say y'all?
I thought you lived in LA?

MelGreene
Holy shitballs! Taking you is my new favorite song!
and just so you know,
I say y'all because my mother
is a sweet southern
bell who is obsessed with reading
books, thank you very much!

ImZachHerron
oh sorry, didn’t know you’d get this riled up about a word.
But taking you is one of Jack’s favorites too! 😇

MelGreene
ok but which one is Jack because i was having heart problems at the tall one and curly haired one
like, holy shit y'all are not ugly boys
I’m depressed to even be in the same industry as y'all

ImZachHerron
The tall one is Jonah and the curly haired one is Jack.
Thanks 😂
don’t you have a YouTube channel?

MelGreene
I’m just attracted to J’s I guess 😂
yeah, it’s Melody Louise
I just posted a video today

ImZachHerron
YOU SANG JAMES ARTHUR!
HOLY CRAP
YOU HAVE BLESSED MY EARS WITH YOUR VOICE
I’M SUBSCRIBED NOW

MelGreene
thank you 😂
welcome to the Harmonies?

ImZachHerron
I gotta show the boys this
talk to you later Mel!
oh and date Jack
….
bye

MelGreene
bye?

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MelGreene

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MelGreene: ♫I need you in my life like Limelight♫

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user: she used their LYRICS! #Jelody

ImZachHerron: WHERE EVER I GO IM TAKING YOU

user1: Mel is actually goals

user2: So pretty

AlecYellow: lol why do you look like you’re gonna sneeze?

MelGreene: lol why do you look like a JoJo from Horton Hears a Who? AlecYellow

user3: Mel is actually a savage

user4: she’s not even pretty

EzzyJames: Why did I have to be the ugly sibling? like wtf

SeaveyDaniel: EzzyJames I disagree

user5: please date JackAveryMusic #Jelody

user6: is this in a bathroom?

MelGreene: Yes, because that’s the only place I can get away from my annoying older brothers! user6

AlecYellow: I just wanted to party and I honestly feel so attacked right now.

JackAveryMusic: Why Don’t We? I don’t know her.

JackAveryMusic: Oh and you’re very pretty

MelGreene: Thanks you’re so sweet! JackAveryMusic

CorbynBesson: He finally did it, took him long enough

JonahMarais: Corbyns not wrong

user7: OMG THEY ALL COMMENTED, IM SCREAMING #Jelody

user8: JonahMarais ily!

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JackAveryMusic


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JackAveryMusic: You caught my eye

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user: ily

user1: is he talking about you? MelGreene

user2: pls make Jelody a thing!

user3: lol my baby better not be talking about that ugly Youtuber

MelGreene: user3 I love you TOO!

MelGreene:  you’re very pretty too

JackAveryMusic: thanks 😂 MelGreene

ImZachHerron: ^^ the interaction, I’m dead. please tell my mom that i love her

JonahMarais: Zach is so extra tbh, but it’s fine

CorbynBesson: Why do you never wear any colored clothing?

JackAveryMusic: I jUST BOUGHT BLUE VANS???? CorbynBesson

user4: lmao Jack being defensive is my aesthetic

MelGreene: user4 same

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AlecYellow

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AlecYellow: they call us the Golden Trio
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JaceHeron: You bet they do

MelGreene: #NotMyHarryPotter

MelGreene: #NotMyHermioneGranger

MelGreene: #NotMyRonWeasley

user: Mel is me

user1: lmao you thought you were cool enough

BartAllen: I feel so attacked

MelGreene: BartAllen leave you Harry Potter wanna be

ImZachHerron: I’m shook

EzzyJames: why are your drum sticks purple?

AlecYellow: EzzyJames why arent yours?

EzzyJames: You right

that anxiety feel where you don’t want to go on anti-anxiety meds because you’re afraid of all the embarrassing things you might do or say without your anxiety there to stop you

My Social Life:
  • Someone: Why don't you make more friends? Why are you always on your phone?
  • Me: Well, I have nothing to talk about to anyone unless it's about anime so that narrows it down to 3 people I can actually talk to
  • Someone: Then stop watching anime isn't that a show for kids?
  • Me: Don't mess with me I legit learned to fight from anime
  • Me: FRIENDS ARE EVERYTHING AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A BOND YOU CAN WIN
  • Someone: Doesn't that contradict what you said before
  • Me:
  • Me: I hate normal people

anonymous asked:

Hi! Err.. I've never used Tumblr once in my life (not a social media person) and so I'm not sure how to post a question on your AF Q+A page, but I found this. I apologize in advance for whatever trouble this causes, but my question is: Why don't pixie eyes have pupils?? Seriously, if you look in the graphic novels not one pixie has a pupil. Unless their whole eye is a pupil. I dunno, Opal is probably the most qualified to answer, though. Thank you so, so much.

The Artemis Fowl asks are closed at the moment because of the amount I was getting, so there’s a valid reason you couldn’t figure it out! :D I’ll just answer the question here, since it’s a question about character design, not a question to any one character.

I assume the eye thing was a design choice in the graphic novels, to make the species more distinct from each other. This is an admirable goal, but this choice will mess with the canon later on, when Opal has to masquerade as a human. Many, many of the design choices in the comics have this problem (notably, Artemis and Holly’s eye colors as well. Seriously, what’s with this artist (or colorist) and eyes?).

Thanks for the ask!