why i cry over these idiots

having John Constantine as a favourite character is like ‘hahahah what a fucking trashlord’ but you’re only like that because when you stop and think about how awful his life is you cry so instead you make jokes about how much of a dick he is to deflect that and the minute someone else insults him you’re like ‘well YEAAAAH I KNOW HE’S A PIECE OF SHIT DUHHH BUT-’ and launch into the reasons why he is the no. #1 certified Problematic Fave™ and requires 24 hr protection from his own bullshit.

Imagine Hanging With Balthazar And Heathens

Title: Hanging With Balthazar And Heathens

Characters: Gabriel, Balthazar Lucifer, Crowley, Castiel, Y/N

Word Count: 240

Warning: Swearing

“Gabriel! Stop hitting your brother!” You yelled at Gabe who was hitting Castiel just to bother him.

“But mom!” Gabriel teased.

“Balthazar.” You whined. “Why do we have to sit here with these idiots?” You asked.

Lucifer stuck out his forked tongue as Castiel looked like he was going to cry. “Damn Winchesters.” Balthazar mumbled.

“Exactly.” You mumbled back.

“We aren’t that bad!” Said Crowley as Lucifer knocked over a vase.

“Lucy!” You scolded.

“I’m not a girl!” Yelled Lucifer.

“Then stop acting like it!”

“No you!”

“I am a girl! The fuck you mean!”

“ENOUGH!” Yelled Michael, rubbing his face. “Am I the only normal one here?”

“Shut up Michael! No one was talking to you!” Yelled Gabriel, throwing a couch pillow at him.

Castiel soon vanished to god knows where before saying. “I don’t like conflict!”

“Look! You chased off Cas!” You whined. “I’m supposed to be watching you guys until Sam and Dean get back!”

Balthazar sighed and pulled you into his side. “Why don’t we just lock ourselves in a  closet and act like they did it to us?” He whispered.

“That’s a good idea.” Before you knew it, you both locked yourselves in a closet.

“Guys where did you go?” Yelled Gabriel.

Crowley pouted. “Do they not enjoy our company? I DESERVE TO BE LOVED!”

Lucifer whined. “WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO YA KNOW!”

You both had stayed quiet… This was going to be a while.

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Second favorite imagine I have written.

~Chelsea

So….I’m not doing very good at the moment. To be honest, I’m  really really bad. I could cry for days and still find something to cry over even more. I could just stay in bed all week and watch my dreams and goals pass away but well…there’s this one girl that always cheers me up and gives me strength and faith in such a beautiful way…

Let me explain to you why :

She’s a normal teenage girl….maybe slightly clumsier than other girls :’)

…..she falls in love just like other girls do…

….she has the same amazing abilities as I do…

…but she’s careful…

…and shows love to her friends in a ridiculous but beautiful way…

….she’s an idiot and can’t handle compliments…

…..but on the inside she knows what true beauty really means…

….and eventually find out how precious she really is…

..and eventhough sometimes she doesn’t know her place in this world…

…she’s hopeful…

..she still struggles with her identity from time to time…

….and sometimes the road gets though….

…..and she get’s scared…

….strength and faith seem to leave her…

…..and she doesn’t know how to go on without her loved one’s beside her..

….and everything seems lost and hopeless…

…but in the end…

…we all know she won’t let us down…

….she’ll keep up the fight…

…for our sake!

Shining a light on everyone!

And…no one,literally no one….

…can imagine how HAPPY and STRONG she makes me feel.

Usagi Tsukino - Sailor Moon.

THANK YOU FOR ALL THESE YEARS AND TEARS OF JOY! ♥

月に代わって、お仕置きよ!

“Sometimes we have love and sometimes we lose love, sometimes love can hurt terribly like a deep wound. In our world we have lots of ups and downs, pleasures and pain but thats life and we learn to accept the bad with the good, without the bad times we wouldn’t appreciate the good times”

Imagine Dean comforting you after you let your emotions get the best of you.

“Idiot!” You yelled at yourself as you locked your phone and threw it beside you. Whoever created social anxiety and depression could go die in a hole for all you cared. Their nagging voices together made you go insane and all you wanted to do at the moment was take back everything you typed before you burst out into tears. The anxiety made you do something you didn’t want to do and the depression made you want to cry over it. It wasn’t even something worth crying over. “Why? Why am I such an idiot!” Your balled up hand was about to go flying down onto your forehead, but a creak at your door startled you.

“Who are you talking to?” A voice you recognized as Dean’s asked.

“Uh, no one.”

“Why are you up? It’s three in the morning. You need rest, and-” he spotted the tears on your face, “you’re hurting aren’t you?”

You shook your head and wiped them away. “No, what are you talking about?”

He walked in without asking and sat on your bed. That’s when he saw your phone light up with the message, ‘Why’d you leave?’ He looked at you with squinted eyes. “What’s wrong, huh?”

“Nothing, Dean. I’m fine.” You snapped in a shaky voice.

“What’s that kid talking about?”

You looked at him with an expression of confusion. “What? Oh- that kid. It’s nothing, really. I left a group message. No biggie.”

He knitted his brows. “Why?”

“Because- because I’m an idiot that’s why!” And then it all came out so fast Dean didn’t even know if he could take it all in. “It was so fun and I had to go and ruin something fun for me once again! I push everyone away and quit stuff because I feel worthless and useless and like they don’t even need me! I don’t see why I even bother! I don’t know why I’m crying either! They already said I could join again but I won’t, because I’m so damn awkward! I don’t want them thinking I’m doing it for attention! Why do I have to be so weird and awful? Why cant I just be happy with myself for once and think before I go and say or do something I’ll regret later on! Now, I’ll never be able to talk to that dude again!” You flipped over on your stomach and let out a sob mixed in with a scream. “Kill me, please!”

“Y/n! Y/n!” Dean said alarmed. “It’s okay! I promise! Just explain to them what’s going on and-”

“They already know what’s going on! They guessed why I left right off the bat! I was feeling left out and useless and I lied so they wouldn’t feel bad and-” Another screamed of frustration escaped your lips. “I hate this,”

A look of sadness crossed his face before he pulled you into a hug. “Why don’t me and you go watch a movie? Your favorite one and I swear I wont complain.”

You smiled weakly. “Really?”

“Hunter’s promise.” He said before raising his coffee cup to his lips.

“That’s not a thing..”

He scoffed. “It is now,”

PJO characters as things my friend has said part 2
  • Leo: Im crying over a girl in my palm tree underwear DO I LOOK OKAY???
  • Percy without his memories: Who is this? And i can't?? And why???
  • Will: Babies shouldn't be screaming
  • I'm the one with problems
  • It should be me
  • Jason(again): im getting my meds switched and school sucks and my mom's a bitch???
  • Octavian: omg they keep trying to convince me they're better than me and im like lol okay stinky idiot boy
  • Chiron: i can't feel my legs when i'm with you, CUS I'M CRIPPLED
  • Piper: i'm the straightest gay person you'll probably EVER meet

At work today this little boy fell over his sisters pram and started crying because he hit his head and his dad told him to man up because “crying is girly” and he “wasn’t brought up to be gay” like wtf. Since when was crying seen as “girly” it’s a fucking emotion and since when was it seen as being gay. Which also shouldn’t be used as a fucking insult you fucktard

Title: You Idiot.

Pairing: Peter Maximoff x Reader

Warnings: None?

Plot: You started crying over a horrible breakup, and Peter tries to cheer you up.


“Oh my god Peter.” You said, your eyes making the shape of a glare. “What? I’m dancing.” Peter stated, a smirk plastered on his face.

You smiled a little, but it quickly went away after you reminded yourself of why you were sad in the first place.

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Exo reaction when they come and the find you crying over the fact that you had a fight with your best friend

Sehun: Stop being so sad, I don’t like it when you’re sad. It makes me sad also.

Kai:*childish voice* “Mommy don’t be sad, I’m gonna be your new best friend from now on.”

Tao: I told you a long time ago he was no good for you, but do you ever listen to me or use your head?

Kyungsoo: That idiot that made you cry better pray that he won’t cross path wit me cause I will kill him slowly and very painfully.

Chanyeol: If you ask me I don’t think she  worth crying.

Chen:*hugs you really thight* I won’t let you go until you stop being so sad and give me a smack to stop being so cheesy.

Baekhyun: Why don’t you come over here and tell me what happened so I know what  to  do to make you stop crying.

Lay: Wait, why you were still friends with her after everything she did to you before this?

Suho:*doesn’t know what to say or do*

Kris: *after you told him everything that happened* It’s all on her so stop crying, do you hear me!

Luhan: Oh sweety! I thought something really bad happened. But don’t worry she will come around I’m sure

Xiumin: Oh no no don’t cry. I can be yor new bff. We can fangirl over some boy band and do our nails and whatever you two used to did.

Gently Into The Night pt. 7

It’s here! Nearly 20,000 later and it’s done! It’s finally over!

Thank you’s go out to:
-muffins-are-okay-i-guess for the inspiring original idea
-The Little Sis who beta’d for me
-whitepaintedlotus and lovelyblogtime both of whom without I might not have had the inspiration to go on.

Synopsis:With Marinette crying and Ladybug heartbroken, Chat Noir learns his best healing ability comes from the heart.

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She's married!

When I found out that Stana got married, I was ecstatic. I actually started crying from happiness driving home from school and couldn’t stop smiling like a complete idiot. And when I found out people were angry, I was appalled. Stana is a human being and deserves to be happy. Why is that so hard for people to understand? How would you feel if you married the love of your life and found true happiness and people were angry at you for it? I am so happy that she is happy. She had brought me and so many people so much joy over the years and healed me of so many things that she completely deserves this. And she doesn’t need to hear any negativity from anyone, especially her fans, about what is probable one of the most exciting moments in her life. And to all the Stanathan fans out there, get over yourselves. If you really care about Stana and Nathan then you will be happy with whomever they choose to love. And that’s all I have to say about that.