why i am not in art school

I LOVE UNIVERSITY AU, WHY I DON’T DRAW THIS BEFOREEE??
Anyway 
I am really super happy when you say that you imagine my Bill and Dipper in ffs, really it’s a big big honor for me ;w; <3 
Oh and i start to read Stitches in my Heart too!! Thank you for letting me know that fic because, even if my own…. head canon (i don’t know if it’s called like this omg. Anyway THE WAY I IMAGINE THEM IN AN UNIVERSITY urghhh) is quite different, i enjoy a lot this fic!! They are reeeeally cute <3

great comet characters as shit my classmates have said pt. 2
  • natasha: "i gave my boyfriend a stick of deodorant to celebrate our one month anniversary"
  • pierre: "gender is a social construct, time is a social construct and i don't want to exist anymore"
  • anatole: *holding a bottle full of an unknown green substance* "do you think it would be dangerous to use this as a face wash?"
  • dolokhov: "why the fuck is there eleven water bottles in your locker? i'm not kidding what the fuck"
  • marya: *trying to read while a group of kids are arguing loudly* "our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name please give me the sweet release of death"
  • andrey: *after missing an entire week of school* "what the fuck am i doing here"
  • sonya: *after seeing someone throw a stuffed llama across the room* "do you think llamas have feelings?"
  • mary: "yeah my dad has some pretty funny nicknames for me. my personal favorite nickname is 'disappointment'"
  • hélène: *after angrily slamming a locker so hard that the lock breaks* "what class was i supposed to have now?"
  • balaga: "i just found a dried apricot slice in my sock"
  • bolkonsky: "i think i just forgot how to breathe for a minute there"

Voltron High School AU where Allura is an art teacher who leads an after-school club for troubled students and she gets assigned Keith, Lance, Hunk, and Pidge. she’s really struggling to get through to them so she recruits the help of the school’s new guidance counsellor, Mr. Shirogane, and it turns out he’s super hot and really sweet and great with the kids and the group is going great. and long story short Allura and Shiro are blatantly falling in love with each other right in front of four mouthy teenagers who livetweet the entire thing and keep asking them when they’re going to get together

Questions about Anime
  • Bleach: WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ARC 300 EPISODES LONG?
  • One Piece: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY EPISODES?
  • Fairy Tail: IS THIS FUCKER INVINCIBLE?
  • Sword Art Online: WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS TURN INTO A HAREM ANIME?
  • Hunter x Hunter: WHY THE FUCK IS THAT 12-YEAR-OLD RIPPED?
  • Attack on Titan: WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE BASEMENT?
  • The Irregular at Magic High School: WHY THE FUCK ARE THE SIBLINGS FUCKING EACH OTHER?
  • Kill La Kill: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY PLOT TWISTS?
  • Blue Exorcist: WHO FUCKED SATAN?
  • Gintama: WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?
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Finished the big and little skulls! They’re a happy family of two :3

i’ll never forget my middle school/high school art teacher because she honestly changed my life by challenging me to look at things from a different perspective and finding the artistic beauty in everything. she showed us films like spirited away and where the wild things are. her passion for creativity, art, and teaching had such an influential impact on my life she’s a huge reason why i am where am and why i love what i love

am i wrong?

so i have a confession
on studyblr, especially with the rise of #studyblr gets real, i notice that i do a thing
i let people believe im dumber than i actually am
why do i do that??
in class, i don’t struggle with anything. im self taught and im first chair clarinet. im everyones favorite student and ive never gotten below a b.
i hate telling people this though! because im so scared of bragging and bringing other people down. it’s so bad that i hate sharing my achievements (like today, i got into one of the top specialized high schools in my city as well as the top arts high school) but i hate telling people about all the good things that happen to me in school. i set high goals bc im an overachiever, and then i achieve them. people call me “Asian” (which pisses me off, because I’m INTELLIGENT and AFRICAN AMERICAN. is that a problem?), “the walking encyclopedia”, and “the computer”.
but i try not to tell people about this, because not everyone is that way despite the fact that everyone i know works their asses off (which is the most important thing)
am i wrong in doing this? should I keep my achievements to myself?

Another one finished ! *yawn*.. I’ve still got one more drawing like that to do. With fencing and black&white acrylic. And it’s gonna take so much time, urf, why did I pick acrylic ? Why am I such an idiot. Goodbye my beautiful, wonderfull night ! I will badly miss you tomorrow. 

This one is done with sepia ink. It seems like it could have been coffee but, no, my coffee is too precious and too… milky, to do that. Would have been fun, though ! 

Have a great night peoples ! Sleep well ! I give you all a big smooch on the forehead !

mom: what classes are you taking this year?

me: precalculus, biology, art-

mom: ART?! Why are you wasting your time on a stupid art class? You can make art at home.

me: I need an art credit for school…

mom: You should be taking more science classes. I am going to talk to the principal about changing your subjects.

me: it.is.a.require.ment. 

mom: chup!

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I’m Zab. Please help me pay my bills. I’m desperate. Reblogs appreciated

Why I’m doing this:

I’ve had a lot of unexpected expenses come up recently and have been eating away at my savings trying to stay afloat. I am a college junior and I commute over two hours every day. I have a babysitting job every other weekend, but I am no longer bringing in enough money to support myself. My therapist has advised me not to work while enrolled in school. I’ve tried time and time again and always end up breaking down. I have been selling my childhood toys and books on ebay, but the money is being held by paypal because its a new account and my bank is charging me NSF fees faster than I can keep up. 

Something that brings me a lot of joy and peace is painting and it would be lovely if I could make a little money from it as well. 

How this will work:          Space plants!!!

The paintings are on 4x4 inch canvas boards. Pick 2 colors for the background (your choices are pink, red, blue, purple, and teal) and what type of plant you want (the pot can be any color you want as well). 

Send me this info in an email to petalphanzab@gmail.com 

That is my paypal as well which is how I will take payments. They are $8.00 USD but any tips are appreciated. You can buy any of the three at the top of this post as well! (Same price) or I can replicate one if it sells and you really want that color and plant :) They will be wrapped and sent in a standard envelope via USPS with a hand written thank you note <3 If you are outside of the US i can ship to you, but it will cost a little more. Please email me if you have any questions! 

If you don’t want one, but would like to help anyways, my paypal is above. If you cannot send money, please don’t feel pressured! I still love you. Take care of yourself. <3 but please reblog this instead <3

Can I have this dance?

I am in love with this ship now…
I don’t know why… but they’re so cute together!!!
I really love both of the episodes The Scam and The Matchmaker.

The title I put there reminds me of High School Musical or whatever…
Also I don’t know why I drew a hat for Darwin…
(plus, i’m terrible at backgrounds…. ;-; )

Artwork by @derpyzu