why he calls me wonder woman

Batfam: Batboys on vacations.

Expectations:

- Being on the airport 2 hours earlier.

-Not having problem with the security.

- Looking good on swimsuit.

-Not causing troubles.

-Playing with Dami on the pool.

-Going out all the time to fancy dinners.

-Not getting lost.

-Bruce having a nice week because he can trust his sons.

Reality:

-Probably arriving 10 minutes earlier.

-“I’m the son of Batman why I can’t bring Batcow with me?”

-Jason Todd faking his identy because he’s officially dead.

-“This is my cousin Pedro from Mexico” Dick trying to protect Jason.

- Damian wondering why he’s there when he could be at home with Titus.

-“He’s such a cutie boy” old ladies with Damian probably.

-What do you mean with I can’t bring my guns? Jason Todd 2k17.

-Dick flirting with every.single.girl.

-Timmy not having 91726262618 coffees per day. Juat 1 or 2.

- “SO YOU LEFT DAMIAN BY HIMSELF NEAR CROCODILES?” Bruce Wayne 2k17.

- “I’m the son of Batman why I can’t bring my new Tiger with me?”

-Bruce calling Alfred because he need a lot of help.

- “You little shit” Jason Todd such a good brother.

-Tim having more sleep hours.

- “Feels good to be back to Goth… holy shit where’s Damian?”

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Tupac’s first verse from “Keep Ya Head Up” 👑🙌🏿🙏🏿❤️

“Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots
I give a holler to my sisters on welfare
Tupac cares, if don’t nobody else care
And uhh, I know they like to beat ya down a lot
When you come around the block brothas clown a lot
But please don’t cry, dry your eyes, never let up
Forgive but don’t forget, girl keep your head up
And when he tells you you ain’t nothin’ don’t believe him
And if he can’t learn to love you you should leave him
Cause sista you don’t need him
And I ain’t tryin to gash up, I just call em how I see em
You know it makes me unhappy
When brothas make babies, and leave a young mother to be a pappy
And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it’s time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
……He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you’re fed up ladies, but you gotta keep your head up”

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anonymous asked:

I don't wanna call it too soon but this is the CUTEST PHIL LS maybe ever. Can't wait for you to say a little on it (especially re his many verbal eyerolls at chat, and the cat paintings...)

ughhhh yes there were definitely so, so many cute little anecdotes and jokes, and a lot of interesting tidbits that i took note of while watching: 

  • he opens the show by saying that he “welcomes” people calling him dad and appreciates all the father’s day messages. amazing
  • he bought his own dad a tasting selection of jams and marmalades which immediately made me irate bc it sounds like the perf gift for my father except i would never think of it bc i’m not as creative as phil ugh. phil probs buys everyone the best presents and i’m envious of people who are good at that
  • i loled at the fact that some vintage family drama sent like nine of phil’s great uncles to australia why is that so funny. also hearing re-confirmation of just how huge phil’s family is was kind of refreshing
  • the whole centipede anecdote killed me omg jst the image of phil freaking out and calling dan into the room (whether it was in his bedroom or somewhere else, i don’t rly feel like weighing in on that debate) and then dan obviously proceeding to freak out even more than phil (which we can very vividly picture based on his reactions in the piece of art that is phil lester vs. praying mantis.) it was just such a cute story lmao, i loved the way that phil called the bug a creepy crawly and said, ‘dan’s not a fan of those creepy crawlies either’ ughghghghhh. and i love that phil is definitely forever and always going to be the designated bug-catcher in their house even though he’s scared of bugs too, jst bc dan is always too busy having an actual breakdown any time he sees an insect
  • the random interjection of him screaming ‘bear’ from the bear kayak video made me lol
  • when he’s talking about bryony’s cat paintings and says he and dan are the only ppl who like them, i like that they pretty much always share tastes in everything, be less conjoined pls 
  • him narrating his thought process when he bought the fairy light twigs: ‘what i need in my life is some light-up sticks’
  • his plan to change up the dresser trinkets for every video is interesting and referring to the setup as a ‘tableau’ lmao–as i’ve said multiple times i don’t believe this room is his primary living quarters so i def took this idea to change up the background every time he films as further confirmation that this room is basically a set 
  • martyn has been in a ‘plane incident’ at one point in his life, didn’t know that
  • the way he talked about louise’s baby was so cuteeeee, his huge grin, the way he immediately went into a higher pitched voice, cheeky suggesting ‘phil’ as a name and then saying philippa could be a boy’s name but getting a bit nervous to make the general point about not needing to gender names and just saying ‘i mean’ a lot and giggling. then his feigned indignation when someone suggested ‘daniel’ lol he’s cute
  • learning dil was pregnant made him want to ‘rip his face off’ ok calm down mate
  • the fidget spinner omg: the way that he needed to make clear that it was no ‘2 pound friend present’ lmao i read this as him jokingly being a bit salty that dan didn’t appreciate all of the time and effort and ‘good money’ he put into this loving and thoughtful gift ahhaha. it was jst such a comfortable and warm little comment i loved it. and i love that he thinks it’s beautiful bc of the colors and i was lit dying at the whole story of him lying on the floor and trying to show off to dan that he could balance it on his nose and then utterly failing. adds more context to the way that dan was so fond last week when he talked about phil injuring himself with it
  • he doesn’t like killing animals, and always finds a way to trap them and throw them outside 
  • when someone asks him to give them a nickname and he comes up with, ‘ma more like mars expedition’.. wtf he’s adorable
  • kath could ‘open a brownie farm’ PHIL PLS 
  • ‘stop calling me dad though bc it’s inappropriate,’ he says with a barely concealed smile as he complies with everyone’s wishes to clean them. why does he love being called dad i need to lie down 
  • traditional lester thing is to get fish and chips when they’re all together
  • his sheer excitement about wonder woman was amazing omg. ‘she kicks so much butt but she has a personality and more movies should be made with a woman as the main character like that’ yAS phil 
  • thoughts on chris pine: he originally jst says he’s ‘funny’ but then when someone in the chat says ‘chris pine is fricking hot,’ he basically agrees and adds that he is ‘distracting’ and ‘radiating out of his face … what is that face? how do you achieve such a face?’ fucking amazing.
  • he always finds coins that are from 1997 lmao only he would notice that and think it’s some secret conspiracy by the universe jst to fuck with him
  • this week’s beauty tips:
    • change your face wash every 3-4 months because your face gets used to it. also you might want your face to smell like something different (his face currently smells of tree sap)
    • don’t spray hair spray directly into your mouth bc it tastes really bad and probably isn’t good for your health
    • drink lots of water (again)
    • put tea bags on your eyes and the caffeine will make you feel more energized and also you’ll look beautiful with teabags on your eyes
  • i’m certain that phil giggling, ‘but they’ve seen it from space and it’s a globe!’ single-handedly debunked the flat earth conspiracy
  • he goes ‘poot’ when he sprays febreze,,,, jesus christ. also of course he had a vanilla cupcake scented air freshener once,,,, have i mentioned that i am so fucking in love with phil jesUS 
  • his spon of dan’s vid was interesting to me, he kind of seemed to think of it at the very last moment even after he’d said goodbye to a bunch of people, and focused more on sponning it than sponning his own vid or anything from the gaming channel. he said it was ‘very funny’ which i’ll admit only added to my confusion about the objective or intention of dan’s video bc it didn’t strike me as trying to be comedic in any way. i wonder if phil genuinely found it funny and what he liked about it hahah, i honestly would pay for him to give it an honest review
  • his lil meows at the end before he clicked out were v pure i adore him

ya i love phil, ik it’s breaking news to yall but i really, really do. his live shows are always exactly what i need and he makes me so happy 

(phil live show: giant centipede attack - 6.18.17)

Wonder Boy (Part 2)

Originally posted by matthews-nylander-marner

Due to very popular demand, I have decided to make Wonder Boy a miniseries! Yay! Part one was my first ever post to get over 200 notes so that’s a big deal, right? This one isn’t quite as long as part one, so please forgive me! So, I hope y’all enjoy!

Warnings: the usual cursing, sexual innuendo, and mutual rudeness

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It was a game we played every week. I would show up at the bar with my friends, who would promptly rush the dance floor while I saved us a booth. Auston and his teammates would show up nearly an hour later and claim the nearest open booth to mine. He would send me a drink, always a top-shelf sherry and always delivered by the bartender with the same message; “I’m sorry.”

“If you don’t mind me asking,” the bartender said one Friday whilst delivering my drink, “but are you ever going to talk to that guy? He’s spent almost $100 on drinks for you in the past couple weeks. Did he really fuck up that bad?”

“Well, it’s not my fault that he only thinks top shelf booze is worth drinking,” I countered before adding, “Maybe someday, but for now I’ll just see how long the free drinks last.”

“I mean, props to you, because it sounds like he’s going to keep sending them until you give him the time of day. Guy’s really hung up, but who wouldn’t be,” he said before shooting me a smile and resuming his post behind the bar. It was the beginning of an ongoing mild flirtation between me and the bartender, Sam, and it really seemed to piss Auston off. Plus, Sam was very cute and quite witty. Clever enough to hold a conversation with as I sat at the bar watching my friends making fools of themselves.

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How To Make A Writer Insecure

TITLE OF STORY: How To Make A Writer Insecure

CHAPTER NUMBER/TITLE/ONE SHOT: A series of one-shots

AUTHOR: winterheart17

WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Loki

STORY GENRE: Romance, Drama, Erotica

STORY SUMMARY: This is a one shot for my series called ‘How To Love A Writer’ starting with ‘How To Seduce A Writer’. What happens when a struggling virginal historical romance writer and the God of Mischief are thrown together, locked in a mansion and agree to a game of love and seduction? After almost 2 months of being lovers, what happens when a past secret comes out?

STORY RATING: M

STORY WARNINGS/TRIGGERS/AUTHORS NOTES: It does get a wee bit steamy, but not full-blown smut. It focuses a lot more on our OC coming to terms with what her relationship with Loki really means as she begins to learn more about him. I hope you all enjoy this addition to the series!

FEEDBACK/COMMENTS: Thank you to everyone who has liked, reblogged, and commented on this series so far. Please do let me know what you think - I really do appreciate your messages and no better or faster way to get me to churn out another update, ay? ;) Tagging @devikafernando​ and @nuggsmum​ - next part’s all ready!

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I’ve been wondering why Min Hyuk wants to keep his age secret from Bong Soon so WHAT IF SHE IS ACTUALLY HIS NOONA?! THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY EPIC! PLEASE DRAMA GODS, TELL ME IT’S SO! 

He obviously knows BS’s birthdate (which is on August 15) so there is a possibility MH might be a couple of weeks or months younger than her. I can totally see Bong Soon being all cheeky and teasing him about it. Seriously, I want him to call her noona so freaking much!

His Last Request - Pt. 8: An Exciting Breakfast

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: “Panic attack hangover,” nosy neighbors, fluff on fluff

Word Count: 5100ish

Summary: Dean and The Reader adjust to their new “apple-pie-life”

A/N: Thank you for being patient with me during my long hiatus. I’m not super proud of this chapter as I was a little rusty from my long break but hopefully its alright. It’s the fluffiest chapter I’ve written for this series so it felt a little awkward to me tbh Thank you @torn-and-frayed for helping me think up a name for the nosy neighbor OC haha Hope yall enjoy! Feedback is much appreciated!

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“Wawa….Wawa…”

You grimaced and scrunched your eyes together even harder as you felt tiny fingers poking your face.

“Wawa…Wawa! Wake up, Wawa!”

“Nooo, I don’t wanna go to Wawa…” You murmured sleepily, rolling your face into the pillow and away from the disturbance.

“Looks like she’s not budging, Jen,” You heard Dean’s voice pipe up. “Time to take some drastic measures.”

You heard Jenny giggle and your eyes shot open just as Dean yelled, “Baby Bomb!”

You felt a weight slam into your back and Jenny let out a chain of giggles in response to your “Oomph!”

“Wawa! Wake up!” She commanded, crawling up towards your head. You rolled over slowly and gently enough for Jenny to easily slide off of you and onto the mattress. You noticed Dean sitting at the edge of the bed laughing at you.

“What happened to ‘I got her, you just go back to sleep.’” You whined, rubbing the sleep from your eyes.

“Breakfast happened,” Dean chuckled.

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The Blue Raven

Originally posted by gustin-daily

Originally posted by realpsychicabilities-blog

Summary: “Maybe she’s just developed her powers. Or maybe she didn’t know how to use them before.” Caitlin theorized. 

 “Either way, I would have died.” Barry said, deep in thought. Caitlin and Cisco shared a look. 

“Let’s see if she shows up again. We’ll see if this Blue Raven can work with Team Flash.” Cisco said. 


“You’ll never defeat me, Flash! No one can stop my power!” A metahuman yelled to the speedster.

“Never say never.” Barry said, running at him.

The meta was equipped with light manipulation and had made its first attack on Central City. Barry ran at his newest villain, landing a few good punches. He was moving to knock the meta out when a burst of blinding white light knocked the speedster backwards.

The meta stood, pushing the light harder against the Flash. Barry cried out as the he writhed blindly. He felt like he couldn’t breathe, and his suit was too tight and burning. Cisco and Caitlin were trying to help him, but he couldn’t focus on their voices.

“Hey!” A voice yelled.

A chunk of cement broke free from the sidewalk and hit the metahuman. He shouted and grabbed his arm, relenting in his attack on the Flash. Barry was disoriented, trying to focus on his blurry surroundings.

He made out a figure in dark blue off to one side, and objects flying in the air. Barry tried to stand, but something kept him on the ground.

“Stay there, Flash. You’re hurt.” The voice said.

Barry complied, groaning in pain as he lay back down on the ground. He heard Caitlin say something about a bruised rib over his comm. As his eyes refocused, he saw a street sign wrapped around the meta, restraining him. The person in blue, Barry saw, was a woman. She had a piece of impossibly dark fabric.

With what Barry could only assume was telekinesis, she wrapped the fabric around the meta. The police who had stayed on the sidelines came to collect the metahuman, the woman in blue ran over to Barry. Her face was partially covered by a mask the same color as her suit.

“Who are you?” He asked, sitting up with a wince.

“The Blue Raven. Is there somewhere you can get medical attention? Do you want to go to the hospital? You got hit bad.” She said, concerned.

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tindog42  asked:

Damian Wayne/Nico DiAngeloeet up headcanons?

(Warning: I may have rambled while writing this um BUT HEY I REALLY LOVE THIS IDEA)

I think they’d probably attack each other at first and by that I mean Damian doesn’t trust him and attacks him
and he’s like “what” and melts into the shadows and Damian just… “wHAT”
and Nico actually had shadow travelled behind him and is like “who are you” and grabs him by his hood and Damian’s NOT HAPPY now and gets all mad “let go of me you fool! I’m Robin!” “You’re who now?” Cuz Nico likes mythomagic and raising the dead okay he doesn’t care for superheroes much and he can name like one and that’s Wonder Woman bc ya know, she’s an amazon and he’s a demigod and all and so he has no idea who this “Robin” kid is So Damian’s mad and Nico’s just confused at why this kid- who, granted, is wearing a more stealthy uniform now but still (and did he really need a hood on it Damian is so extra)- is dressed like a traffic light and calling himself a bird so Damian breaks his grip and demands to know what a metahuman is doing in Gotham, since it’s sort of a no meta zone (not counting poison ivy and all those other powered villains Batman has I really don’t get that) and Nico has literally zero idea of what he’s talking about so he just pushes Damian down and walks away and is about to shadow travel when Damian jumps on him probably to take him down because Nico PUSHED HIM AND HE WILL NOT TAKE THAT LIGHTLY and they probably end up in like, China or something because Nico was distracted and it’s kind of a Mess because I bet you he’d leave Damian there and shadow travel back to camp for like fifteen minutes until Will finds out that he left the kid and China and that “NICO YOU HAVE TO BRING HIM BACK TO GOTHAM OH MY GOD YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE KIDS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD”

anonymous asked:

Gajeel is constantly calling her a shrimp and making fun of her petite frame. I mostly agree with you but on this one I have to take the anonymous side. He doesn't see her as a woman & that is supported by canon. Gajevy makes me as uncomfortable as Gageel x Wendy... I don't even want to imagine what them being intimate would look like. How you could put them first is mind blowing

This reminds me of people saying that when Gray rejects Juvia, it negates all of their serious moments. It’s the same thing. Gajeel is just teasing, it’s not like he is doing it with malicious intent.

I literally make fun of my mum and call her a dwarf all the time (I mean no harm) that doesn’t mean that I view her as a child as opposed to a grown woman. This argument has absolutely no substance and makes me wonder why people actually see this as a valid point.

He doesn’t view her as a woman aye? And that’s supported by Canon? Right? I beg to differ. But if you don’t take my word for it, maybe you’ll take his

Is THIS

Really going to cancel out THIS?

Oh and you don’t even want to imagine what they’d look like being intimate? GREAT! Because you don’t have to! 🙀😂

Sure you can say that levy doesn’t look like a grown woman but at the end of the day, she walks, talks and acts like one aaaaand Gajeel knows she’s one. 💚💚

All the love xx 💚 just remember, it’s fiction and isn’t that serious x

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^ denotes fluff

Original work

^“I used to be a baker, you know?”- 1k+ words, One in which Harry has nightmare, he fixes a cake and she fixes him.

^”Bambi Pose”- 800+ words, One where Harry helps her out with yoga and feels like a bad husband

^Coach Harry- Harry is Noah’s new soccer coach. WIll be more parts.

%“Leaving him hot and bothered”- 1k+ words, One in which she wants to give Harry a taste of his own medicine. It may or may not backfire.

%Oral Recitation- 1.3k words, One where Harry wears glasses and she is finally persuaded

%Die For You- 1.2k+, One where Harry let’s slip how deep he’s in and she rewards him

%Advantages Include: Fucking- 700+,Harry kicks her in the face and she fucks him

Love Letters- Soldier!Harry AU where he and Rosemary exchange letters throughout World War Two

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Do you believe in reincarnation?

Many years pass, and she lives each of them. She sees the best and the worst of humanity. She sees them take their wars to the stars, and then turn their energy to discovery and peace.

She takes up the mantel on occasions, and then fade back into anonimity. She becomes a legend, just another story that the humans take to the stars.

Mostly, she is content. She is glad just to be able to live with them, for all that she misses everyone that she has met and loved, and lost.

Then something else comes to threaten earth, and the hero that steps up to defend it…. isn’t an unkown face.

At first she is happy, and she thinks about finding him. But then she is overtaken with fear and doubt. And if it wasn’t him? What if it was just a coincidence? When something that you have wished for centuries, but never dared hope for happens, it is natural to be weary.

But then another menace comes to earth, and he sacrifices himself to save his crew. And that is when she knows. Captain James T. Kirk is Steve Trevor. 

She makes a few calls and pulls a few strings. In this day and age, someone like her doesn’t stay undiscovered without having contacts. She fast tracks through StarFleet, choosing a xenolinguistic course that teaches her nothing she didn’t already know.

“glorified secretaries,” someone once mutters about her chosen field, and she privately smile.

She boards the entreprise as an ensign, and is assigned to Lieutenant Uhura’s team. For a long time, she watches and wait.

“Is she the daughter of an admiral or something?” she once hears the captain ask his first officer. “Commander Turell was acting weird when she gave me her transfer papers. Seriously Spock, I’m the captain. I need to know these things, preferably in advance.”

“I have not been told anything,” replies the commander.

“I’m sure I’ve seen her somewhere…” muses the captain, but that is the only moment where he ever hints at remembering. A year passed, and his interactions with her are friendly but minimal, as their duties do not take them anywhere near eachother.

Once, she would have been bolder. But this is alright. She has time.

Eventually, another disaster strikes them, and the ship is destroyed. As signs go, this isn’t subtle, and Diana knows that her time has come.

The prisonners do not stay emprisonned long, and Krell, that wannabe Ares, doesn’t get to go very far with his weapon.

When it is over, the captain has questions for her. Or rather, the first officer does, as the human parts of the command crew all seem rather flustered and bewildered. 

Commander Spock asks her who she is. He asks her what she is. If Starfleet command knows about. Why she asked to be assigned to their ship in particular.

She tells them her story, then reaches into her belt, and pulls out a photocopy of an old, precious photo, the original still safe back on earth.

“This was the man that washed on our shores. Tell me, captain, do you believe in reincarnation?”

Dating Mark Tuan(Got7)

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!! Hope you like this! I want to say sorry in advance incase this is weird I might rewrite this bc I am on too much caffeine right now and a little hyper in general today

  • okay let’s start way back when he started crushing on you
  • You’d start off as friends
  • but then one night, let’s say three a.m y'all got some burgers
  • Caps, hoodies, facemask and everything, not looking fine at all
  • you stuffed your face ugly eating your burger
  • ending up with a little sauce in the corner of your lip
  • and he was like “C'mere I got u”
  • and then he was looking at your lips
  • a napkin in your face
  • initally trying to remove the sauce but damn your lips looked kissable
  • and you’re just like
  • “Bruh u done or?”
  • and he suddenly blushed and was like “wtf Mark” to himself and just laughed it off
  • ”I was just mesmerized by how chapped your lips are. Use a chapstick smh”
  • ”You’re not Jinyoung stop trying”
  • so and after that he would look for more physical closeness but if anyone commented on it he would get all defensive like
  • *puts arm around you*
  • “Aww Markie-Pooh is hugging his crush”
  • and suddenly he drop kicks Jackson to the ground and is like
  • “Ew!!!1! Crush??? on thEM????”
  • cue awkwark silence and whimpering from injured Jackson and everyone is just like “wtf Markus”
  • and he would always stare at you for longer than necessary and think about how pretty you looked and how he’d like to trace your face with is fingers and how your lips look so soft
  • and suddenly he would just shake his head and mutter under his breath and everyone is concerned because he be acting like a psycho
  • and then he would tell Youngjae some night while they were laying in their room
  • and because it is Youngjae he would just kind of scream and be like
  • “YOU LIKE Y/N?”
  • and the whole dorm heard it
  • great Youngjae now Mark is annoyed and embarrassed :/
  • So then the whole band knew and pressured him to tell you
  • and he did
  • he just took you out and was like
  • “I like you”
  • and you were like “lol ok. I hope the fuck you do”
  • but he was serious an suddenly you were like “oh”
  • but then you told him you liked him too and he was like “GRReAT LET  ME TAKE U OUT ON A D8?”
  • and you went to that burger place and then he asked you to be his gf and you said yes
  • fast forward:
  • there’s dead silence or you two laughing like dying seahorses
  • nothing in between
  • ”are you ever jealous?”
  • ”why?”
  • ”because…”
  • ”Mark don't”
  • ”Every lady wants a piece of me”
  • ”One more time and I will break up with you I am not even kidding”
  • when you two fight it’s like
  • are you giving each other the silence treatment or just chilling already?
  • no one knows
  • sometimes you don’t know
  • and then other times
  • especially when he messed up and you ignore him
  • he’ll just
  • take off his shirt hug you from the back and whisper
  • ”I know you want me, let’s start talkin”
  • and you don’t know wether to slap him bc what a fuckboy or well…fuck him
  • both if y'all kinky
  • I’m so sorry
  • Papa Tuan loves u probably
  • also probs send you baby pics of Mark
  • or tells you things you can use to roast Mark
  • like ‘little cock’
  • ”Hey little cock how you doin’ today?”
  • ”I’m good how ab- HEY”
  • “You sure weren’t complaining bout that cock being little last night ;)”
  • he is very possesive of you
  • and gets jealous easily
  • ”Did he just look at you?” while throwing his arm around you
  • ”Mark he was like 8 and we’re at the candy isle”
  • leaves so much of his stuff at your place
  • not his shirt so you can wear it but like
  • his socks
  • ”Mark I am sitting next to you, you could hug me instead of Jinyoung
  • ~insert sassy Jinyoung comment abt you being jealous~
  • having a cuddle threesome bc Jackson
  • ”Stop bullying Yugyeom. No wonder he is becoming just like you, Jesus”
  • as he said he wouldn’t want to annouce his relationship until he got married most of your dates would be pretty lowkey
  • neither of you would mind though
  • If you two are alone at the dorm or your place and you see a spider it’s over
  • ”We should call JB”
  • ”Or you could be a strong woman and go get that spider”
  • ”Why me?”
  • ”Feminism”
  • hearing him swear
  • often
  • like… very often
  • ”if I die I want you to date Jinyoung”-You
  • ”if I die I want you to live alone with your 6 cats”-Mark
  • always slapping your butt
  • and grabbing it
  • and squeezing it
  • and stroking it
  • and you get the gist
  • gives you his hoodie
  • ”I’m not even cold”
  • ”Take it that’s romantic”
  • then when you put it on he pulls the strings of the hood until he only sees the tip of your nose
  • and laughs and you’re just like
  • ”Wow very mature Mark” :/
  • but it’s funny tho
  • according to the members he farts the most so you’re probs comfortable farting around each other
  • burping contests
  • he’d be proud when you win
  • ”Hey Mark can you bring Coco next time you come?”
  • loving Coco and giving her all your attention
  • ”Yeah now that she is here you can leave btw. Love u. Bye”
  • having some reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaally inconspicuous couple item
  • like rings
  • but like silver rings that could be from H&M that have your initials on the inside
  • no one will ever know or suspect though
  • romantic Mark
  • like when he got you said rings for your anniversary
  • fuckboy Mark
  • ”Hey lil lady, wanna play Titanic? You’ll be the ice berg and I’ll go down” ;) ;)
  • ”Hey babe, my parents aren’t home”
  • ”Mark you live in a dorm with ur band members what are you on?”
  • being able to tell he spent too much time with Jinyoung when his disses get better
  • baking together
  • ”Let’s start being healty”
  • ”Does homemade burgers count?”
  • ”Absolutely!”
  • watching movies together
  • ”Mark I don’t want to watch a horror movie!”
  • *slowly puts the movie on staring u dead in the eye*
  • ”I will pour Sriracha into your anus while your asleep. Try. Me. Little cock”
  • Suddenly a sappy movie seems like a great idea to him
  • asking you if the selfie he shot is too hoe to post on Instagram
  • ”yes”
  • ”If that’s what you think I will post it :*”
  • posting really lit or racy pics when you want to see him suffer
  • or make him jealous
  • but when he sees thru your lies he’ll be like
  • ”if ur tits are falling out of all your shirts I can buy you new ones babe ;)”
  • dammit
  • buying wigs for the two of you so you can have dates outside
  • My handsomeness is so striking even if they don’t know I’m an idol they want to know me because I am so beautiful”
  • teaching you how to skate
  • laughing when you fall
  • throwing your shoe at him in return
  • ”I wanna bang you on the table”
  • ”But it’s stuffed with my paperwork”
  • Pouty Mark
  • ”And it’s where we eat”
  • poutier Mark lifting his Shirt
  • *sigh* “FINE”
  • ”I wanna have sex but I don’t wanna move”
  • ”We could nap now for half an hour and then commit later?”
  • ”Sounds realistic”
  • no it doesn’t y'all sleeping through
  • Overall: Having a lot of fun with each other and feel no need to have constant conversation and you two are loving towards each other in your own way that no one else needs to understand
Hot to the Touch (Lucifer Morningstar)

Originally posted by ohh-bloodyhell

Pairing: Lucifer/Fem!Reader 
Words: 600+
Warning(s): None~
A/N: omg i absolutely love this idea! i had some trouble with writing it though,, writers block so i hope it turned out okay! enjoyy
Request:  Dude, I loved Burning so much! It was so cute and just really good job on it! It gave me an idea for request (I don’t know if requests are open or not, but if they’re closed, please ignore this! ❤️) So, the request is that maybe the reader is a friend of Chloe’s and she invites him to meet Lucifer and whenever he touches her (accidentally or on purpose) it ends up burning his skin? Love your writing! Can’t wait to read more Lucifer fics! ❤️


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These Are My Requirements.

Anon asked: This is gonna sound cheesy but how about reader is Leia’s protégé and spends time grooming reader for the command center. Leia notices Poe taking an interest and is forced to give a “rules for dating my child ” type speech because she knows they are perfect together and she wants it to work out??

Author: Zoe

(A/N: I love the idea of Leia as a surrogate mother too much for my own good.)

Plot Summary: Ever since losing Ben to the Dark Side, the General has been longing to become a mother once again. Then you came into her life, scared but determined after Flight Commander Dameron rescued you just before the destruction of your planet, family, and friends. Leia immediately took up the role of surrogate mother and saw your potential, taking you under her wing as you worked your way up the ranks to Corporal. However, when General Organa notices you and Poe grew closer throughout the years, she sits him down to explain the rules and regulations to date her daughter, just as a General should.

Originally posted by fandoms-trump-real-life


“Come on, we have to go!” The man held out his hand to you as the stormtroopers raiding your town inch closer.

“I won’t hurt you, I promise! I’ll take you somewhere safe!” You clenched your jaw as you grabbed his hand, the two of you hopping into into the X-Wing, while his droid trying to calm you with various beeps.

“Here we go!” He flipped a few switches as you blasted off, clutching your seat.

“Hold on tight, we’re gonna get you out of here!” He declared, as you clenched your jaw, scared for your life and your savior’s.

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 Starters, Pt 1
  • “So, aging lesbian nuns run the future.”
  • “Uh, that’s poison oak on your naughty bits, ma'am.”
  • “Boy, I hope they end up together … at the bottom of a well, torn apart by animals!”
  • “I have a severe injury to my sleeve.”
  • “If I light your head on fire, would that jog your memory?”
  • “You are so full of crap beyond your years, kid.”
  • “Well, huzzah, I suppose.”
  • “Years of expensive nun training, just wasted.”
  • “Well, according to the bells, it’s 97 o'clock.”
  • “You know, if we pretend we know what’s going on, it’s actually kind of exciting.”
  • “Uh, can I borrow a cup of sex?”
  • “I call it Antiseptic Manor.”
  • “Okay, now watch how hard I hit the wall!”
  • “They both look so furtive and uncomfortable; it must be love!”
  • “You’re a lizard-loving freak and I’ve got to go.”
  • “We’ve got dolphins in the basement.”
  • “Ah, the heavily sexed world of appliance repair.”
  • “Every time I meet a guy, he’s either married, gay, or getting killed by a giant octopus.”
  • “He’s never faced a mediocre woman with a small handaxe before.”
  • “The sheriff’s office report simply read, ‘Ick.’”
  • “Pretend you’re a koala bear and eat these eucalyptus leaves.”
  • “Why is the coat rack on fire?”
  • “And I even made him Lunchables …”
  • “I think he’s missed the point of juggling.”
  • “Why is she putting Bisquick on her face?”
  • “It’s nice to see they’ve gotten past the oven incident.”
  • “He calls me Sister Woman, I call him Big Daddy.”
  • “Harpsichord is really a stupid instrument! … I’m sorry, I’m in a bad mood.”
  • “Oh, and go Packers! But mostly burn the witch!”
  • “Now they have him handcuffed to the meatloaf.”
  • “Could you not make out with my daughter during breakfast?”
  • 'Oh great, now we’re both in the clutches of the Devil because you wanted 'seconds’.”
  • “I wonder if there’s beer on the sun.”
  • “You know it’s spring when the executioners start getting into the house.”
  • “Next I have to fall, break my ankle, be attacked by coyotes and buried by a bear.”
  • “I need to find the warranty on this sweater!”
  • “Are you dead? 'Cause if you are I’m gonna take off.”
  • “Oh! Ow! You shot my butt! What the hell, you shot me in the butt!”
  • “I don’t know how, but I just became sterile.”
  • “Are you as turned off as I am?”
  • “Come on, moo! Moo, dammit!”
  • “I wanna go pet the wounded goat!”
  • “I am Death, Destroyer of Lawns.”
  • “Huh, now this guy’s got renaissance festival written all over him.”
  • “Hmm, what pretentious crap!”
  • “Young Republicans; they’re so hip!”
  • “What is it about the gates of hell that compels people to walk into them?”
  • “My horoscope said you’d be stalked by a leather mug maker from a renaissance festival!”
  • “He doesn’t speak your language, dickweed.”
  • “Hey, she’s got her L.L. Bean disco survival boots on.”
Love or Hate (Part 4 of 13)

Summary: AU. When the reader’s shot at a better life is stolen from her, she continues to see the person responsible all over town. After a series of unfortunate events, will she learn that there’s a fine line between love and hate?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 2,030

Warnings: language, excessive snark, drinking, childish behavior, anger!

A/N: Reader gets revenge, but Bucky doesn’t like having a taste of his own medicine. Was it worth it? It’s making me insane. Sorry for the lateness, yesterday was crazy.

Part 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 -

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A True Nightmare

Ever since I read @nifwrites We Intertwined series, I’ve always wondered about Ardyn’s soulmate. I imagined he had one before he was demonized by everyone and they were one of many who turned their back on him. This is the story if you were the descendant of Ardyn’s soulmate. 

This is NOT a love story. If an Ardyn soulmate au is what you’re looking for, you might wanna go elsewhere. 

A/N: I’m not sure how I feel about this-I’m super proud of it because I know it’s not a direction anyone else is going in right now, but I’m worried of a possible backlash. If it’s going to be too much of an issue, I’ll probably delete it.

~A True Nightmare~
SFW
Word Count: 2,656


JUST GO!" 

You threw another one of your disposable daggers at a goblin’s face and used your gun to shoot the one next to it, both of them falling dead to your hand. Prompto, Ignis and Gladio, the three you had worked hard to be by their side during this long and intense journey, all fought viciously along side you as Noctis ran to the crystal to buy them some time. But almost ten minutes had gone by and nothing was happening; there was no life-altering change like you had hoped there would be, Noctis never returning from the crystal, even after the hangar doors to the elevator opened. 

Go!“ Gladio shoved you towards the hangar while blocking another attack. "Check on Noctis-we’ll hold them back," 

You shook your head and took another shot with Prompto, but the bullets glazed off the daemon as it reared its head to attack. Barely able to block, you’re flung into the air and land right next to the hangar doors, gasping as you’re pretty sure you just broke a few of your ribs. 

"Just go,” Prompto ran over to help you up and pushed you towards the elevator as the three continued to fight. “We’ve got this!" 

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anonymous asked:

Maybe the Teen Titans (or Jon and Damian) need chaperon and Batman asked Billy,because technicality Captain Marvel is thirty something.

“Will you consider it Captain?” Captain Marvel shifted uncomfortably as Wonder Woman eyed him carefully. “I mean I’m flattered you’d think of me, Your Royal Highness-”

“Captain, we’re teammates, for the millionth time just call me Diana” 

‘yeah that’s not happening’ Billy thought, “-But why me?” 

“well you’re the youngest member of the Justice League” Billy struggled to keep the panic off his face, but something must of show because Wonder Woman quickly said “oh I know there’s a big difference between 28 and 15 but I think you know more about being an American teenager than I do” Billy coughed awkwardly. As a matter a fact, while he looked like a well built 28 year old man, he was really pigeon chested 12 year old boy. “Um well I guess, but why do you think they need a chaperon?” Wonder Woman waved her hand “they are children Captain” Billy felt his face burn “Robin is 13, the others not much older, many are new heroes, and with Superboy joining I know Superman would feel better if someone was watching over them” Superman knew Billy’s secret, “uh did Superman say that?”

“well no, but I can tell, so will you do it?” 

LATER

Captain Marvel hadn’t assumed he’d arrive at Titan’s Tower and find it empty. “Should have called ahead” he mused out loud. “yes you should have” Billy turned around in a blink and found himself face to face with Robin. Well not face to face, as Captain Marvel Billy was nearly 2 feet taller than Robin. “Why are you here?”

“um well, you see, The Justice League, I mean mostly Wonder Woman, was thinking that maybe the Teen Titans might need, you know some adult supervision” Billy fletched awaiting the blow up he would experience if someone told him he needed ‘adult supervision’. Robin didn’t yell he looked at Captain Marvel blankly and blinked a few times before saying “than why are you here?” 

“what do you mean? I’m the adult, doing supervision”

“you?”

“yeah me!”

“you’re like 12″ Billy blushed hard “what! no! I’m 28!”

“no…. you, Billy Batson, are 12 years old” Billy’s jaw dropped, “what! how! ah!” 

“Son of Batman, that’s how, now if you don’t want everyone to know, say your magic word, the rest of the team will be here for a meeting, you’re about to get a job as our social media intern”