why have i never seen this wtf

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Uh guys, wow, wtf,  why have I never seen this?


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“You better do it a lot, whatever it is. Do it every day, and do the stuff that scares you, because you can’t avoid doing it the first time. You can’t skip that. You can’t just jump ahead to like, veteran, ok. Get out and work. Get out and work! Make things. Make things badly. When you do that, it’s not just for your audience, it’s not just to become known, it’s not to get impressions on Facebook or the website or whatever. It’s to become who you’re supposed to be. The elevator pitch is - figure out who you are. Because if you figure out who you are, then the goal after that is how to keep doing that as long as possible. Right? The goal is to do that as long as possible. But you have to figure out who you are. And figuring out who you are basically means that you, and this is not easy, you at some point figure out how to turn off the noise and turn off the anxiety and turn off the insecurity that goes with being an artist. Exposing yourself, basically, and you figure out how to make things that you can always sleep at night with because no one elses name is on it. So if you’re a young artist, the first and foremost goal, I don’t care what generation you’re in, is figure out who you are and the way you know who you are is you can do that thing over and over and over and over and you’ll still go to bed proud of it, ok, because after you do that, you’re bulletproof. You can be Paul McCartney, or play in a garage and you won’t give a shit.” - Taylor Hanson

Ahh tagged in a thing~~

Tagged by @blumalou thank you boo!!! 
rules: copy this into a new text post, replace my answers with yours and tag 10 people

A - age: 20
B - biggest fear: heights, natural disasters, and the le brea tar pits ((yall…theyre so scary wtf))
C - current time: 9:45PM
D - drink you last had: water
E - every day starts with: groaning at the fact that im awake an hour before i need to be and replying to tumblr messages
F - favorite song: AFRICA BY TOTO. But I also really love Body Image by TWRP.
G - ghosts, are they real? totally, why not? ive never seen one though so who knows really
H - hometown: Hammonton NJ, but I live in Hollywood FL now
I - in love with: i mean, i have a crush on someone but i dont count that as IN love, so I guess my dog ??? and danny avidan?
J - jealous of: anybody that gets to kiss someone i like bc fuck… but i guess anybody with more money than me //shrugs//
K - killed someone: no what the hell???
L - last time you cried: like 3 days ago
M - middle name: Roseanne
N - number of siblings: 3
O - one wish: i just want to be happy with someone forever
P - person you last texted: my brother
Q - questions you’re always asked: “omg did your gauges hurt?” “can you draw me?” “ew why did you get your nose pierced?” BOOOOOI LEAVE ME ALONE. 
R - reasons to smile: plants, my dog, dogs in general, comedians, random compliments, 80s music, my friends
S - song last sang: Oh Bo - Bo Burnham
T - time you woke up: 10:23am
U - underwear color: yellow
V - vacation destination: Oh man…. I say it literally ALL THE TIME NOW but Saariselka Finland to go to the glass igloos but i also want to go to Cali and Portland and back to my hometown in NJ
W - worst habit: biting my nails and listening to sad music when im sad
X - x-rays you’ve ever had: only my teeth that i remember but I think I also had my arm done when i popped it out of the socket when i was 5 i cant really remember it was a blur.
Y - your favourite food: popcorn chicken and jalapeno poppers!!!!
Z - zodiac sign: scorpio on the libra cusp

Now it’s your turn: @gelertassassin@v0n​ and anybody else that wants to do it i guess ahh i only ever tag you two //shrugs// ANYBODY THAT WANTS TO DO THIS, DO IT.

i witnessed the saddest bro conversation today there were these two guys and one had an itch on his back and the coversation went like this
bro 1: “bro can you get this itch on my back
bro 2: “YO DUDE WTF I AINT GON DO THAT”
bro 1: “why????”
bro 2: CAUSE WE MIGHT BE BROS BUT WE AINT “BROS” OKAY
bro 1: “oh I thought we were “bros” nevermind then
i have never seen such heartbreak in a face ever it was so sad cause the bro just wanted his bro to itch his back damn son

i’m screaming
  • BABY
  • DELINQUENTS
  • “that’s exactly why we had to separate you and mr. green” LMAOOOOO JONTY FOREVER
  • JOHN MURPHY WAS ARRESTED FOR ARSON
  • HARPER MCINTYRE? MACINTYRE? HOW ARE WE SPELLING THIS?????
  • BABY FOX
  • MBEGE
  • NATHAN MILLER
  • THE BEANIE
  • DID I MENTION THE BEANIE
  • “i was so mad at your for leaving. i don’t wanna feel that way anymore.” eND ME 
  • fucking emotional hug
  • too busy nuzzling to see they’re getting ambushed oops
  • clarke was the last time bellamy saw before he blacked out
  • KANE TOOK THE CHIP WTF 
  • but he did it to save abby my kabby heart!!
  • he literally doesn’t fucking know where they are though leave him the hell alone
  • INDRA WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
  • THEY BROUGHT BACK RADIOACTIVE OMG WHY 
  • tiny children going to earth <3
  • smol Clarke on a stretcher omg 
  • Bellamy’s late to the party too busy shooting the chancellor
  • JASPER SO WORRIED LOOKING FOR MONTY OMG 
  • I mean…technically we saw Wells…
  • luna’s here!
  • “no”
  • new plot who dis 
  • It’s a fucking oil rig shit
  • we are not in kansas anymore
  • think about how they’ve literally never seen that much water

how many hp au’s is too many

bc like. now i want clarke and lexa, post graduation. lexa is an auror and clarke maybe is too and they have a history and haven’t spoken in a few years, not since just after graduation, and lexa shows up at her door. initially, clarke is pissed bc wtf why is she here it’s been years? and lexa just stands, her back straight, and says,  ‘war is brewing clarke, i need you’.

and they end up working for the same underground organization, a la the order, to try and stop the next batch of bad wizards that are trying to rise to power. and they end up like. on watch together or practicing dueling together and eventually the group is quarantined to a safe house that’s protected by the fidelis charm and they share a room and it’s Tension.

and lexa gets kidnapped and clarke freaks out because she has to save her before they kill her. meanwhile, lexa is being tortured as the group of evil wizards tries to figure out who the secret keeper to the house is but lexa won’t budge.

when clarke comes to her rescue, she’s exhausted after hours of being put under the cruciatus curse and just passes out in clarke’s arms and ends up at st. mungo’s, in a coma for a few days, and when she wakes up, clarke is by her side.

Thoughts on Girl Meets Rules

Thoughts on Girl Meets Rules

tfw u already seen the opening scene but you have to do a live blog anyway

Maya Time sounds fun

Aww everyone loves Maya same

“Let’s just throw shit at Farkle”

RING POWER

Maya basically owns Riley with the ring power shit

“My generosity in allowing you to express yourselves?” I think Cory means allowing Maya, Riley, Farkle, and Lucas expressing themselves

“Because I never do anything” *whispers* bullshit

LUCAS THE GOOD T SHIRTS I NEED ONE

wtf why does Lucas have Cory’s cell phone number does nobody else find that weird

Does Lucas like regularly text Cory

I’m sorry I’m gonna be fixated on this all episode

Why do the rest of the kids get detention? All they did was laugh while Riley and Maya threw shit at Farkle. Dude that’s so unfair

“ughghhg stop pointing out he’s your father we all know this by now” -some kid in the class probably

YOU FUCKERS ARE IN EIGHTH GRADE YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU NEED RULES TO SURVIVE

lol he’s locking them in like Feeny did except in that episode everyone died

“I gotsta?”

Aww poor Farkle my child

Ok I reaaaallly love Riley’s outfit this episode

HILY SHIT LUCAS IS A CANNIBAL WHAT

RILEY AND MAYA ARE CANNIBALS WHT EVEN

“Can we talk too?” -another kid in the class probably

“Sister, I am a lot of things but I’m not lollipop.” NEW QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Hell I’d live in Mayaville

“EAT RILEY” IM SCREAMING

“I’m vulnerable today.”

THE CAKE BIT OMFG

“This face takes hours.” MEEEE

OMFG AVA IS MAYA AND RILEY IS EMMA

“Can you make me like-able?”

“Honey I don’t see how.”

ME TOPANGA ME AF

Awww Ava confiding in Topanga kills me these two are so cute

Topanga becoming a surrogate mother to Ava accepted

MAYA=DEATH METAL ACCEPTED I LOVE THIS

“We drop down into the rabbit hole, man.”

AWWW REBEL LUCAS KILLS ME MY SON HAVE FUN CHILD

what is best friends whenever that looks cool

“Oh that’s right you guys don’t talk do you?” OMFG IM YODELING THATS GREAT

“Hi, my name is Dave, I like corn chips and I’m sorry I didn’t go with the other group.” ME DAVE IS ME AF

“DAVE”

Little Zippy and Johnny Baboon

Danny McNulty is hella cool fav side character

OK I LOVE THESE CAMERA ANGLES WAIT HOY SJIT THERES KIDS EVERYWHERE

“I’m finally cool and nobody notices.” FARKLE IS ME WHEN I WENT TO HIGHSCHOOL

GAYGWBKSKSHS


INEHAHAJJWME


NOT PREPARED FOR THIS SCENE


DISISHSJKAKSJEJJEJS I THOUGHT ID BE READY BUT I AINT AWWW I LOVE THIS HIS STREET CRED LUCAS HAS A STEET CRED OMF THEYRE SO CLOSE KILL ME JUST KISS YOU FUCKERS

WHO WAS THE GOOD KID HARLEY

what the fuck kind of vending machine has fruit

“Let’s go steal one”

THEYRE PLAYING DUCK DUCKGOOSE WHAT EVEM I LOVE YOU LITTLE ZIPPY

MAYA INFLUENCING GOOD KIDS SAME

WAIT THE PROMO

AWWWW OMFG MAYA I LOVE YOU AWW SHAWN MAYA FOREVER

“I WENT SHOPPING FOR GIRLS CLOTHES AND HAD A GOOD TIME”

THIS EPISODE LOOKS SO GREAT GIVE ME JT NOW HOLY SHIT

MAYA AND SHAWN HOLY CRAP YOURE SO ADORABLE WOWWOWOW I CANT WAIT

RILEY CARRYING AROUND A PACK OF WET WIPES KILLS ME

Ugh flirt with Maya again i don’t give a shit about this Mad Dog

Ew nice Ava

OKAY I LOVE AVA AND AUGGIE SO MUCH THEYRE LIKE A YOUNG BONNIE AND CLYDE

“Let me tell you what I think about tea-”

“No! I will get you some cheese!”

THE FACT THAT AVA AND CORY ARE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE WHO CALL TOPANGA TOPIE KILLS ME

SHE CONVERTED THE NICE KIDS AWWW SWEET CHILD

OHHHH CORY WAS THE GOOD KID AWWW THATS AWESOME

“Maya was the first one out the door.”

HARLEY=MAYA AND CORY=RILEY I GET IT NOW

“I’ll try harder next time”

AWW SHES WAITING OUTSIDE FOR HER IM SCREAMING THATS ADORABLE THIS IS GREAT SHES ALWAYS RIGHT THERE FOR HER

OKAY THIS EPISODE WAS AMAZING AND I LOVE TOPANAGA AND AVA AND MAYA AND LUCAS AND MAYA AND RILEY BUT IM STILL CONFUSED AS TO WHY LUCAS HAD CORYS PHONE NUMBER