why hasn't this been done yet

heathers songs ft. alternate titles
  • beautiful: Teen Angst™
  • candy store: the mean girls are Petty And Pretty
  • fight for me: dude in trench coat punches a guy and now veronica is scared and horny
  • freeze your brain: 7/11 worship
  • big fun: dang dang diggity danga dang
  • dead girl walking: veronica fucks trench coat guy because she's angry
  • the me inside of me: steamy scene is over now time to murder a pretty girl
  • blue: drunk teenagers want to get laid and fail miserably
  • our love is god: drunk teenagers want to get laid and fail miserably, this time featuring murder
  • my dead gay son: gay dads mourn their gay sons
  • seventeen: jd you done fucked up
  • shine a light: why hasn't this teacher been fired yet
  • lifeboat: heather mac deserves better
  • shine a light (reprise): heather duke deserves to be punched in the face
  • kindergarten boyfriend: laughing and sobbing at the same time
  • yo girl: this song on an infinite loop describes anxiety pretty well
  • meant to be yours: jd doesn't know how to count to three
  • dead girl walking (reprise): congratulations, you played yourself
  • i am damaged: boom boom motherfucker
  • seventeen (reprise): the evil has been banished

me: nursery rhymes are so stupid like I just don’t get why they’re used so-

nct: if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands

me: 📢📢IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT🗣🗣🗣CLAP YOUR HANDS📢📢📢

You know what would make for an AMAZING live action movie? Which would even be a “redo” of a Disney distributed animated movie?

Howl’s Moving Castle.

But based on the book. Give me Sophie the oldest of 3, doomed to fail her endeavors because that’s what happens to the oldest of three. Give me Martha and Lettie changing their stories. Give me teenager Michael Fisher absolutely in love. Give me obnoxious Howl, swooning over women, playing guitar and wearing enchanted suits- and giving his nephew Magic Made Video Games. GIVE ME SOPHIE COMING INTO HER OWN AS A WITCH.

fanfic writers be like

fanfic author: don’t worry, I’ll update next week 
fanfic author: *never updates again*
me: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

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Akihiko goes shopping during the Dark Hour

  • Heather McNamara: You're scamming her?
  • Heather Chandler: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from her
  • Heather McNamara: What? No way!
  • Heather Duke: Why not? We already stole Veronica
  • Veronica: Hey, guys
  • Heather McNamara: We did not steal her! Veronica's her own person, she can do what ever she wants!
  • Veronica: I wanna steal

David: *destroys a whole city with Solomon’s followers*

Solomon: D…Daaaaaad…

David: Happy birthday~~

Solomon: It’s not-… Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.

David: Why don’t you blow out your candles.

Solomon: You’ve gone too far this time with this, dad.

David: What’s that? It’s hard to hear over the sound of melting city.

Solomon: How did you even do this?!?

David: A dollop of fairy dust.

Solomon: Daaad.

David: I ripped the tag off a mattress.

Solomon: This isn’t funny, Dad.

David: Who’s laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded.

3

“I know sometimes you feel like you can’t fight, and I know sometimes you feel like you just can’t love yourself. When that happens, I want you to remember that you’re enough. You’re enough as you are, and I’ll try to remember that I’m enough as I am.”

  • Bruce: *hands Selina a neatly wrapped gift*
  • Selina: What is it?
  • Bruce: You'll see
  • Selina: Bruce! This is the emerald diamond going on display next week. It hasn't even been seen by the public yet. You bought it?
  • Bruce: I did
  • Selina: Don't get me wrong, Bruce. This is beautiful. I am very appreciative for this. I am nearly speechless. But there's one thing
  • Bruce: What's that?
  • Selina: Why?
  • Bruce: Don't ask me that, Selina
  • Selina: I'm serious, Bruce
  • Bruce: I didn't want Catwoman stealing it. Now Selina owns it. And it will look much better on you than on a mannequin.
  • Selina: This is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me. Thank you, Bruce.
  • Bruce: *thinking to himself* Selina is going to cost me a lot of money