why don't you come and find out

A Conversation over the Den-Den Mushis
  • Sanji: Hello?
  • Zoro: Hello what's up?
  • Sanji: Hey can you come here, I need some help.
  • Zoro: I can't, i'm buying clothes.
  • Sanji: Alright well, hurry up and come over here.
  • Zoro: Well, I can't find them.
  • Sanji: whAT DO YOU MEAN: "you can't find them?"
  • Zoro: I can't find them. There's only soup.
  • Sanji: What do you mean "there's only soup"?!?
  • Zoro: THERE'S ONLY SOUP!
  • Sanji: WELL GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE.
  • Zoro: Alright, you don't have to shOUT AT ME!
  • Zoro: There's more soup.
  • Sanji: Where are you right now?!
  • Zoro: I’M AT SOUP!
  • Sanji: Which store are you in?!
  • Zoro: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
  • Sanji: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??!!
  • Zoro: FUCK YOU!!!
If Yuuri was a stripper back in Detroit Pt 19
  • Yurio: Katsudon you should stay away from Viktor!
  • Yuuri: What? Why?
  • Yurio: When the police come do you want to ruin his career too?
  • Yuuri: P-police! Why would the police come?
  • Yurio: I know what you did in Detroit.
  • Yuuri: What?! I-it's not illegal or anything. Wait how did you find out? Did Viktor tell you?
  • Yurio: Viktor is innocent in all this. I can't believe he supports you when he knows about the drugs.
  • Yuuri: The what?
  • Yurio: The drugs. Don't deny you used to sell them.
  • Yuuri: *laughs* I never did that.
  • Yurio: So you never got into contact with drug dealers?
  • Yuuri: Well I never said that.
  • Yurio: See?!
  • Yuuri: I kicked a couple out of my territory before.
  • Yurio: I knew it! ...Wait you WHAT?!
  • Yuuri: I mean they were in my jogging route and it was distracting.
dmmd boys' reactions to being called "daddy"
  • Aoba: spits out his beverage immediately
  • Koujaku: blushes profusely but goes along with it if it's what you want
  • Clear: "you must be mistaken, i don't have any children. do you need help finding your father?"
  • Noiz: smirks and proceeds to get really into it.
  • Mink: grunts. because that's what mink does in just about any situation.
  • Ren: Loses the ability to speak. blushes. stutters a lot. probably freezes up because wow he did not see that coming.
  • Sei: .....why would anyone call Sei "daddy". he's the least daddy-ish of them all
  • Mizuki: "what, me? ME? you actually mean me??????"
  • Virus and Trip: of course they're digging it. They'll probs be crazy about you acknowledging your submissiveness.
  • Toue: probably confused by it at first but being the pervy old man he is, it eventually becomes on of his biggest kinks and makes all his sexual partners call him "daddy" from that point forward.

anonymous asked:

What if aliens are even more confused about bicycles than we are? Like, we aren't entirely sure how they work but we just kind of brush that aside and use them anyways, while aliens are running around panicking b/c "holy crap humans are using something that they don't even know how it works but it does and we don't know how it works either what the hell" and they try to study it and they come back with nothing better than "it shouldn't work"

Why would you do this to me? Because now I can’t figure out if the bicycle thing is serious or not and most of what I find online says we do understand, i think, but I can’t tell and I found this which looks like a good discussion but the problem is I never took physics, I took chemistry instead which is not at all useful in situations like this (and, granted, most situations, but possibly also because it was literally my worst subject of all time) and while I am a fairly intelligent person I start seeing all these sciencey physicsy words and it’s like trying to read Japanese katakana–I can sorta understand them separately if I try really hard but mostly they’re strings of characters taunting me and my lack of knowledge that I feel I should know.

glassescatmurk  asked:

When customers come up to my register on Their cell phones, here's what I do: I war cry my speech at the customer. Its a loud, deliberate, stretched out greeting. I talk so loud so you can hear me 10 aisles down. "HIII SIR. HOOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? DIIID YOU FIND ANYTHING?" I add in little things too that I normally don't say. This has gotten many customers to get off their phone. If they ask why I was loud, I say "I JUST WANNA BE SURE YOU CAN HEAR ME ON YOUR PHONE."

I HAVE to try this. It’s pure genius.

-Rodney

anonymous asked:

Do you think the reaccuring "won't rule it out" theme from harry and anne is of any value? I find it so weird how they keep saying things like that after they insisted it was just a break and louis promised to come back? Lol like why don't they just say yes like everyone else ? (Niall)

It’s kinda frustrating, honestly, especially considering the discourse that has always surrounded solo Harry (if Harry goes solo, the band is done), as unfair as that discourse is. I’ve seen some people speculate that Harry doesn’t like to speak in absolutes when there is always some degree of uncertainty (for example, Louis said himself that he considered leaving music last year when his mother was ill), so that’s a possibility as to why they’re speaking about a One Direction reunion differently than the others. Both Harry and Anne have obviously spoken very positively about the band, but I’m not going to pretend I don’t wish that he (and his mom) would be a bit more…..optimistic about it. It is what it is, I suppose. It doesn’t change my feelings about the band reuniting at all (I still believe they will), but I’m just kind of eye rolling when I see those responses because I think it does feed angst and uncertainty in the fandom. I know a lot of people are totally cool with those kind of vague responses though, so this is just my own personal opinion and it’s fine that people disagree.

zodiac horror story (part 2)
  • ig // sassasstrology
  • the signs are camping out in the woods. they're at a cliché, dark, scary old forest where the murderer always comes and kills people. let's see what will happen..
  • *
  • part 1: http://littlekingv.tumblr.com/post/158545307359/zodiac-horror-story-part-1
  • *
  • aries - male
  • taurus - male
  • gemini - female
  • cancer - male
  • leo - female
  • virgo - female
  • libra - female
  • scorpio - male
  • sagittarius - male
  • capricorn - female
  • aquarius - male
  • pisces - female
  • (that's ^ not really important, but if you want to know the genders of the signs i came up with, there they are.)
  • *
  • - previously on ''zodiac horror story''
  • ''virgo: this forest is scary as shit.
  • aquarius: your face is scary as shit.''
  • ''taurus: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYs. PISCES IS GONE AND THERE'S A TRAIL OF BLOOD. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
  • pisces: *screams*
  • cancer: PISCEEESSESEESS.''
  • - this time on ''zodiac horror story''
  • *
  • the signs are all traumatized by what just happened. did pisces die? is she still alive? who knows. the signs are sitting in taurus' tent, waiting for the perfect moment to come out.
  • aries: this tent is tOO FUCKING SMALL. WHYYY DID YOU BUY THIS SMALL ASS TENT, TAURUS?!
  • taurus: well, aries, because i wanted to have a tent all for myself because i don't want to sleep with any of you in one tent. and it was really small and cute, i just had to buy it. couldn't resist.
  • cancer: then why are we in this tent and not in yours, aries? you have the biggest tent out of all of us.
  • aries: the tent is only meant for sagittarius and me.
  • scorpio: then don't fucking complain about being in the smallest tent. you are the one who doesn't want to share your big ass tent, so it's your fault that we are here, in this tent.
  • virgo: y'all know that we could easily move to my tent? my tent is the second biggest.
  • leo: what if the killer is outside?
  • aquarius: who the fuck said that there was a killer?
  • gemini: WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE PISCES IS GONE AND THERE WAS A BLOOD TRAIL AND SHE SCREAMED AND LIKE MAYBE SOMEONE KILLED HER.
  • capricorn: she could've easily fell.
  • gemini: true, but can you also explain how she's gone all of the sudden and why she screamed so loudly?
  • aquarius: aliens.
  • sagittarius: guys, don't worry. she'll probably be back soon. gemini left too and here she is.
  • gemini: hehe.
  • libra: is pisces gone?
  • scorpio: *hits libra with a flashlight*
  • capricorn: so.. are we going to move from tent or what?
  • aquarius: i just want to sleep, man.
  • taurus: saaMEEEE.
  • cancer: should we just go outside and check if anything's outside?
  • virgo: yes.
  • leo: who's going first?
  • sagittarius: i will go first, i don't care 'bout shit.
  • sagittarius slowly peeks his head out. he crawls out of the tent.
  • sagittarius: no one's here! you all can come out!
  • everyone crawls out of the tent.
  • aquarius: hmm.. what time is it?
  • cancer: *grabs phone out of pocket* ehh.. 3:34 AM.
  • aquarius: OH MY GOD I WANT TO SLEEP.
  • scorpio: well, we aren't going to sleep until we find pisces. let's split up.
  • aries: what?! are you out of your fucking mind?!
  • virgo: why can't we just stick together..?
  • scorpio: if we split up, we have the chance to find pisces faster.
  • gemini: not if she's dead lol.
  • scorpio: she's not. she can't be.
  • capricorn: she can..
  • cancer: WE DON'T CARE. we're going to find her, whether she's alive or not. we can't just leave a friend behind.
  • sagittarius: well, she basically left us behind.
  • aquarius: can i just stay here and sleep?
  • taurus: yeah, can i stay here too?
  • scorpio: no.
  • cancer: wait, what if taurus and aquarius stay here and watch our stuff, and we are going to find pisces.
  • capricorn: good idea.
  • leo: can we just go already?
  • virgo: i ain't leaving if we are all going to split up. i don't want to go alone.
  • cancer: we ain't going alone. we're going in groups. you and capricorn will go that way, leo and libra that way, sagittarius and gemini that way and scorpio, aries and i will go that way.
  • virgo: ugh, fine.
  • cancer: great, let's go.
  • scorpio: and be careful y'all.
  • libra: yay, adventure!
  • all the groups are out in the woods, looking for pisces, not knowing where they are, or where to go. let's see how capricorn and virgo are doing out in the woods.
  • virgo: it's sooooo cold.
  • capricorn: i know.
  • virgo: why does this happen to us?! why, oh, why?!!!!!?!?!
  • capricorn: calm down! we're just going to walk around, head back and then we're just going to say that we didn't find pisces. end.
  • virgo: what!? i don't want to lie!
  • capricorn: well, too bad! pisces probably just left us because we didn't listen to her.
  • virgo: she wouldn't! she would've told me.
  • capricorn: maybe not.
  • virgo: she's my best friend. why wouldn't she?
  • capricorn: soo.. you're her best friend, still you don't want find her. okay.
  • virgo: what? who said that?
  • capricorn: you did. all you were worrying about is splitting up.
  • virgo: that's just because i'm afraid to go alone in the woods, okay?!
  • capricorn: you didn't even say anything when she went missing or when she screamed or when there was a blood trail on the ground.
  • virgo: i-i.. i don't know.
  • capricorn: of course you don't.
  • capricorn starts walking while virgo stands still, not knowing what to do or say.
  • capricorn: hurry the fuck up.
  • virgo: *sigh*
  • let's see how taurus and aquarius are doing.
  • taurus: i wish i had some pizza right now.
  • aquarius: oh my lord. why did you say that?!
  • taurus: BECAUSE I WANT PIZZA.
  • aquarius: I'M HUNGRY NOW, THANKS.
  • taurus: i have chips in my bag if you want.
  • aquarius: yes please.
  • taurus walks over to his tent and grabs a bag of chips out of his bag.
  • taurus: *sing hallelujah*
  • aquarius: *sings with taurus*
  • taurus: do you want a drink?
  • aquarius: yes.
  • taurus: coke?
  • aquarius: yes!
  • taurus walks over to his tent again.
  • taurus: aqua, do you know where my mini-fridge thingy is?
  • aquarius: uhh.. no?
  • taurus: uughhhhh. someone probably stole it.
  • aquarius walks over to taurus to help him find it.
  • aquarius: uhhh.. maybe behind your tent?
  • they go behind the tent and they see a light in the distance.
  • taurus: hey, do you see that light too?
  • aquarius: yeah..
  • taurus: should we go to it?
  • aquarius: uhh.. i don't know man..
  • taurus: i'm going.
  • aquarius: w-what?!
  • taurus walks towards the light.
  • aquarius: fucking hell.
  • aquarius follows taurus.
  • taurus: heeyy, it's my mini-fridge and a flashlight!
  • taurus picks up the fridge and flashlight.
  • aquarius: phew.
  • aquarius walks back to the camp.
  • aquarius: *looks behind him* taur-taurus? what are you doing? why are you standing there? come on!
  • taurus falls on the ground with 4 knives in his back and one knife in the back of his head. he's.... dead.
  • aquarius: *screams*
  • scorpio: aquarius?
  • *
  • rest in peace taurus.. you will be missed..
  • *
  • stay tuned for part 3, and thanks for reading!
Getting texts from Joker before and after running away (Mission gone Wrong!)
  • (Before running away)
  • 🃏Joker: YOU FUCKING ALMOST MURDERED US!
  • ♥️Y/n: I didn't mean too! I didn't expect Robin to sneak up behind me like that!
  • 🃏Joker: You stupid Bitch! You're a fucking assassin! How the FUCK do you not know when there's a person behind you?
  • ♥️Y/n: Don't Fucking blame this on me J! Your guys are the ones who actually messed this up! How the fuck did they not see someone coming right in front of them? Are they blind?
  • 🃏Joker: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
  • ♥️Y/n: WHY SHOULD I? I ALWAYS GET CRAP FROM YOU FOR EVERYTHING I DO! IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU AND YOUR CRAP!
  • 🃏Joker: You're just saying this because it's on text! If you have the guts, say these shits in front of my face!
  • ♥️Y/n: FUCK OFF!
  • 🃏Joker: BITCH! BETTER RUN BECAUSE IM CLOSE TO YOU! IF I GET YOU, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!
  • ♥️Y/n: You fucking broccoli looking face! IM NOT FUCKING STAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE! FUCKING PHYCHO!Can't even kill the bat when he's right in front of you but can act tough when he's gone!
  • 🃏Joker: You know what! Stay at my penthouse! I wanna see you! I'm sorry for putting so much pressure on you and calling you a bitch! It wasn't you, it was my guys who messed up!
  • ♥️Y/n: It's okay! I'll wait for you!
  • (After running away)
  • 🃏Joker: YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU SAID YOU'RE GONNA WAIT FOR ME! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
  • ♥️Y/n: YOU STUPID IDIOT! You think I'm gonna stay and watch you kill me? That's bullshit! And I thought you were smart enough to catch onto what I was saying.
  • 🃏Joker: Oh you messed with the wrong person doll! I'm not the one ANYONE including YOU should mess with. I will find you and make you pay!
  • ♥️Y/n: Pay for what? For your gas? Fuck that shit I'm outta here! You ain't gonna find me because I'm not even in the same country as you!
  • (You are in fact in the same STATE as him!)
  • 🃏Joker: Babygirl! You know daddy is sorry for what he did to you! Why don't you come back and play with him! After all, I'm the only one who can please you!
  • ♥️Y/n: Fuck you asshole! Although I hate you, I would still love to Fuck you but looking into the future, it doesn't look like I'm with you anymore!
  • 🃏Joker: I'm gonna find you, and make you mine after punishing you!
  • ♥️Y/n: I'm not fucking Harley to stick around with you after all the abuse! You can't find me! Until then, peace out Joker!
  • (No hate to Harley Quinn❤️💙)
  • 🃏Joker: See you soon Babygirl!
the signs and why they're judging you
  • !!!!! NOTE: CHECK BOTH SUN AND RISING SIGNS; if you don't know your rising sign, find out @ alabe.com/freechart/
  • aries: they do not always judge people, even though they might seem intimidating. if they're judging you, it's because you seemed opinionated or pretentious to them, or tried to be domineering.
  • taurus: since they may be opinionated, they can come across as super judgmental even when they're trying to be supportive of you. once they've grown accustomed to things, though, they don't judge you at all and are super chill with you.
  • gemini: if you seem boring/bland to them, or if you don't have a good sense of humour, they're definitely judging you. they also judge you if you're not open-minded enough; they like people with whom they can have a good debate, and with whom they can discuss their various ideas and perspectives.
  • cancer: they try their best to be non-judgmental, but they absolutely hate people who are nasty and cruel for no reason. so if they're judging you, it's because you came across as a generally negative or pessimistic person.
  • leo: they judge people who are unoriginal; they appreciate creativity, uniqueness and independence, so they hate people who blindly copy others. they also judge you if you waste too much of your time on insignificant or trivial issues.
  • virgo: they judge you if you're careless with your actions and words - that is, if you don't think before you speak/act. they also judge you if you're too disorganized, unprepared for important events or too laid-back. they admire people who work hard for their achievements and detest disorder.
  • libra: libras and libra risings are usually open-minded and friendly, so they don't judge you often. but if they are judging you, it's because you seemed too impulsive and rushed to make a decision too quickly without considering other options. they may also judge you if you're unfair or untruthful; they respect justice and honesty, and dislike being misled into thinking the wrong thing.
  • scorpio: they're judging you if you're fake, or try to pretend to be someone you're not; scorpios and scorpio risings don't like people who seem untrustworthy. because of that, they may also judge you if you seemed to share too much. they are usually secretive as a rule, so people who are too open seem unreliable or disloyal to them.
  • sagittarius: they're one of the least judgmental signs. if they're judging you (which is rare because it's likely that they don't care enough to judge you), it's because you were overbearing and tried to push them around OR because you were selfish and didn't allow them their independence.
  • capricorn: they're judging you because you seemed lazy, or weren't interested in doing anything productive. they're judging you even more because, on top of all that, you choose to spend your time on irrelevant gossip or other uninteresting things.
  • aquarius: often considered the least judgmental and most open-minded sign of the zodiac, aquarius and aquarius risings only judge you in very rare circumstances. firstly, they're 100% judging you if you tried to confine them to some sort of routine, or tried to take away their independence, or if you tried to force them to do something they don't want to do. they also judge you if you seemed egoistical - not proud, which is something they can admire, but egoistical and boastful.
  • pisces: they're judging you if you criticized or seemed to belittle someone's dreams, especially their own. they're also judging you if you tried to pressurize them into doing tedious, boring work, or if you forced them to come to terms with reality.

ccafuza  asked:

can you talk a bit of why the asians think that we(woc) don't think they are attractive?

People and media brain wash us into thinking we’re not attractive or they’re not attractive and they put stereotypes on Asians and Blacks so we think..“Hey! He’s cute but I don’t think he’ll find me attractive, he probably only likes Asians” and same with them.

They’re afraid to come up and talk to us because they’re led to believe we won’t be attracted to them and stereotypes plays a factor like “She might think I’m small ..” and they get self conscious and back out of even saying Hi to us, it’s sad really. That’s why I say be bold and talk to a guy you like because you may never know.

Revolutionary Sentence Starters
  • "I would rather die than give in to the likes of you."
  • "We're the ones that are in the right. Someday everybody will see that."
  • "Without freedom, what are we? Just sheep waiting for the slaughter."
  • "You've chosen your way, and I... I've chosen mine."
  • "War kills everything. The land. The people. The very humanity inside of you."
  • "I'm afraid... afraid of what all of this is doing to you."
  • "You can't call this living!"
  • "In the grand scheme of things, what does it matter? We all die."
  • "Why don't you just stop? Why do you have to do this?"
  • "Tell ___ that I love them... and I'm sorry."
  • "We can't give up now. Remember what we're fighting for!"
  • "Please don't go! We need you here right now!"
  • "I'm glad that you'll be by my side in the new world we're making."
  • "They think they can get away with this. We have to prove them wrong."
  • "They dare to rise up against us. Let's crush them."
  • "People are dying! And you still think this is justified?"
  • "The people on top, all they care about is looking out for themselves."
  • "What's happened to you? You used to fight for the right side. Now I'm not so sure anymore."
  • "We've been fighting for so long... I'm so tired."
  • "I don't think anyone remembers why we even started all of this."
  • "I want you to know I may not come back from this. But I have to do it."
  • "Everyone thinks it'll all be better once we've won. They don't yet see the scars we'll have to deal with afterward."
  • "It's dark. Will you hold my hand?"
  • "Be quiet. They're searching for us."
  • "Find them. If they resist... make an example out of them."
Kingdom Hearts {Sentence Starters}
  • "You want it? Well then, come on over here and get it!"
  • "One who knows nothing can understand nothing."
  • "Just sitting here won't change a thing. It's the same old stuff. So let's go."
  • "I've been having these weird thoughts lately."
  • "That's why they'll keep coming after you no matter what."
  • "Giving up already? C'mon, I thought you were stronger than that."
  • "There is so very much to learn. You understand so little."
  • "You lazy bum. I knew I'd find you snoozing down here."
  • "So, suppose you get to another world. What would you do there?"
  • "Are you quite sure? Did I imagine it?"
  • "Must you be so loud? You woke me up."
  • "You rookies still don't understand what it takes to be a true hero."
  • "Your concern is touching, but hardly necessary."
  • "If there are any other worlds out there, why did we end up on this one?"
  • "So, you have come this far and still you understand nothing."
  • "It's my lucky charm, be sure to bring it back to me!"
  • "He's perfect. Perfect. Perfectly infuriating! He makes me crazy!"
  • "Don't ever forget: wherever you go, I'm always with you."
  • "I've done absolutely nothing wrong!"
  • "I'll hunt down every last one of them! I'll track them down somehow."
  • *Mom walks into room without knocking*
  • Me: When in the twenty first century did people forget how to knock?
  • Mom: Are you wearing boxer briefs?
  • Me: Why are you here again?
  • Mom: I was wondering if you have any dirty laundry.
  • Me: When did you start washing my laundry?
  • Mom: Since you were born.
  • Me: I've been doing my own laundry since like middle school.
  • Mom: So why are you wearing underwear usually made for boys?
  • Me: I don't know if you remember, but I'm gay.
  • Mom: Honey, you're a lesbian. I'm gay.
  • Me: What?
  • Mom: I like guys. I'm gay. You like girls. You're a lesbian.
  • Me: Seriously, mom?
  • Mom: Is that why you wanted to do your own laundry? Because I could never differ your flannels and underwear from your brother? I also couldn't tell who's snapbacks were whose. Speaking of which your brother's girlfriend left her flannel on the couch. It looked a bit big for her though so I thought she was just wearing your brother's until I saw your initials on the tag. And I'm pretty sure you two don't have the same initials. I also know that I've made it habit for you to put your initials on your tags since you were a kid. So please tell me why your brother's girlfriend was wearing your shirt?
  • Me: *Fidgets uncomfortably* I mean she's kind of my ex and never actually returned a couple of my flannels, but looks like I got one back huh?
  • Mom: JFC, are you for real?
  • Suzaku: So where's Lelouch?
  • Shirley: I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
  • Suzaku: ???
  • Shirely: ...
  • Suzaku: *huge sigh* Well, thank goodness. If you've stopped caring, then Lelouch and I can come out.
  • Shirley: Come...out? Why the hell are you asking ME where Lelouch is if you already know?!
  • Suzaku: I meant that we could come out of the closet.
  • Shirley: IS LELOUCH HIDING FROM ME IN THE CLOSET? THE NERVE OF THAT GUY!
  • Suzaku: I'm about 100% certain that he's not in the closet to hide from you.
  • Shirley: I'm gonna find out! *marches over to Student Council closet* Lelou, you can come out now!
  • Suzaku: Uh, Shirley...
  • Shirley: *yanks open door* LELOU-- huh? Suzaku, he already came out.
  • Suzaku: Not that one. It's a metaphorical closet. It means Lelouch and I are gay.
  • Shirley: G...ay...?
  • Suzaku: Yeah... We didn't want to tell you in case you got upset, but if you don't care anymore...
  • Shirley: I totally want you two to be happy!
  • Suzaku: Wow, Shirley, you're taking this much better than we'd thought you would. Thanks a bunch.
  • Shirley: Sure, Suzaku! You must think I'm heartless. Say, what kinds of things do you and Lelou do when you're gay anyway?
  • Suzaku: You know, I think I'm gonna let Lelouch handle that one.
  • -+-
  • *FAST FORWARD*
  • -+-
  • Lelouch: Suzaku. At a time of my choosing, I'm not going to talk to you for 47.25 minutes. Because that's how long I had to endure Shirley going into hysterics.
  • Suzaku: About what? She took it so well the other day!
  • Lelouch: I had to clarify. She thought you meant that you and I were happy together.
  • Suzaku: But we ARE happy together.
  • Lelouch: ...While I love you dearly, you can be SUCH an idiot. Between you and Shirley, no wonder the message didn't get across.
  • -+-
  • Milly: Where are Lelouch and Suzaku?
  • Shirley: THEY'RE OUT OF THE CLOSET, AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
  • Clarke: *on the radio* Bellamy, if you can hear me, you're alive. It's been 2,199 days since Praimfaya. I don't know why I still do this everyday. Maybe it's my way of staying sane, not forgetting who I am, who I was. It's been safe for you to come down for over a year now. Why haven't you? The bunker's gone silent, too. We tried digging them out for a while, but there was too much rubble. I haven't mad contact with them, either. Anyway, I still have hope. Tel Raven to aim for the one spot of green, and you'll find me. The rest of the planet, from what I've seen, basically sucks, so ... *sees ship* .. Never mind. I see you.
the 100 ways to say 'i love you' teen wolf edition
  • 1. "A key to your house, already?"
  • 2. "I am the one keeping you alive, okay?"
  • 3. "If you die, I will literally go out of my freaking mind."
  • 4. "She is my best friend."
  • 5. "Not all monsters do monstrous things."
  • 6. "You electrified the windows?"
  • 7. "You are the hottest girl."
  • 8. "I would never leave without you."
  • 9. "Dance with me, dumbass."
  • 10. "You can do it."
  • 11. "Am I going to regret this?"
  • 12. "When I kissed you, you held your breath."
  • 13. "You remembered my name."
  • 14. "You are the hot girl."
  • 15. "You were just trying to kiss me."
  • 16. "After everything we've been through, I believe you."
  • 17. "Because I trust you."
  • 18. "I need you."
  • 19. "I knew you liked me."
  • 20. "You are coming back, right?"
  • 21. "I'd like to help you figure it out."
  • 22. "I think you look beautiful."
  • 23. "What do you want me to do?"
  • 24. "You are showing me plenty right now."
  • 25. "It's progress."
  • 26. "I heard you almost got killed."
  • 27. "Why is your heart beating so fast?"
  • 28. "Stay behind me and stay quiet."
  • 29. "Did you find her?"
  • 30. "I don't want you to sleep in the chair."
  • 31. "It didn't matter to me."
  • 32. "I don't want you to be normal, I want you to be alive."
  • 33. "Wait here."
  • 34. "You did not just say that."
  • 35. "Do the right-side brakes on your dad's SUV squeak a little bit?"
  • 36. "She stays."
  • 37. "Stay behind me and stay quiet."
  • 38. "Just tell me how to fix this, alright?"
  • 39. "I will come with you."
  • 40. "Is she okay?"
  • 41. "Just focus on the sound of my voice, alright?"
  • 42. "If you got something else in mind, I am okay with that too."
  • 43. "I am not going anywhere."
  • 44. "Part of you is doing something."
  • 45. "Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit."
  • 46. "You're not nervous, are you?"
  • 47. "There's no such thing as fate."
  • 48. "I think you mean..."
  • 49. "Be the Alpha."
  • 50. "Are we still milking that?"
  • 51. "What did you tell her?"
  • 52. "Why do you want to know?"
  • 53. "You wanna play Catwoman, I'll be your Batman."
  • 54. "Can you get me out of here before I drown?"
  • 55. "I won't judge, I promise."
  • 56. "They tip toe."
  • 57. "You know, I put those pants on you."
  • 58. "He can't be dead."
  • 59. "So is that hypothetical situation we talked about getting any less hypothetical?"
  • 60. "Close your eyes."
  • 61. "You want to leave so we can figure it out?"
  • 62. "I'll be your Yoda."
  • 63. "What's this look on your face?"
  • 64. "You're the one who always figures it out."
  • 65. "Can't you trust me just this once?"
  • 66. "You're getting an idea, aren't you?"
  • 67. "What were you thinking going after them?"
  • 68. "I can see it on your face."
  • 69. "I am frustrated."
  • 70. "That's because it doesn't hurt."
  • 71. "Don't be such a sour wolf."
  • 72. "We need help."
  • 73. "I can take care of myself."
  • 74. "Do you still?"
  • 75. "I figured you shouldn't be alone."
  • 76. "I couldn't let that be the last memory you had of her."
  • 77. "Why'd you help me?"
  • 78. "She still is."
  • 79. "Not all of us are."
  • 80. "I wanna paint your body."
  • 81. "I think you could definitely take him."
  • 82. "So what are you gonna do?"
  • 83. "I did ask her out once."
  • 84. "If anything happens, find me."
  • 85. "I am not watching The Notebook again."
  • 86. "We are not leaving without her."
  • 87. "What am I, a nun?"
  • 88. "I am just looking at your eyes."
  • 89. "I really hope you are."
  • 90. "I love your smile."
  • 91. "I only had one friend and she's dead too."
  • 92. "Look at me."
  • 93. "Good thing I had my period last week then."
  • 94. "I hate you."
  • 95. "Who are you?"
  • 96. "I am not leaving, okay?"
  • 97. "You are my brother."
  • 98. "I am here to save my best friend."
  • 99. "Why did you do that?"
  • and...
  • 100. "Because I love you."

anonymous asked:

S brothers reaction, when you are very anti-social and rarely talk anymore so you write in your journal instead and they read it. (But you don't want that to happen)

Shuu : He would find it bothersome, thinking it’s just all easier if you could speak your mind instead of having him guess or read your intentions in that diary of yours. He’d however find some sort of satisfaction out of it as he’d look for the reason why you’d always blush when the vampire would mention the diary. What could possibly be in there? 

Reiji : He would actually enjoy it. Whenever you spoke, the words would come out messy, cut short and hesitant, far from the graceful language of a lady. So when he’d come across your diary, he would be very surprised to see such a beautiful handwriting scattered all over the pages and find it amusing to read your thoughts in his free time. 

Ayato : Much like Shuu, I think Ayato would find it irritating in the sense that he’d want you to be entirely open to him as you are his. Yet, I also think that Ayato would not mind reading it as he’d think of himself as entering your thoughts and unraveling your mind and every perspective of yours. He would never admit how entertaining it is or how careful he is with every word. 

Kanato : The vampire would find your diary when you’re not there and would proceed in reading it with no hesitation or questioning. He would consider it as logical to be able to read your thoughts and words as you belong to him. He would be quite intrigued actually, but as soon as there would be thoughts that you had not already shared with him, he’d definitely go on a rampage.

Laito : He’d use it as an opportunity to find ou every little dirty secret of yours. He’d want to find something in order to embarrass you further and possibly blackmail you with it. If there wouldn’t be mention of sex, he’d find more interest in what lies deep in your heart. The words that are too painful to express. Those would be the most dangerous thoughts for him to possess. 

Subaru : He would come across the diary and spend some time hesitating on whether to read it or not. But once he’d see his own name written in dark ink upon the white paper, the interest and curiosity would as if bloom in his chest and he’d read the whole diary in no less than a few moments. His future reaction could either be hatred against himself, or violence against you.

  • Geralt: How are we going to find Ge'els?
  • Avallac'h: Don't worry, I've come up with a plan.
  • Geralt: Are we going to kill him?
  • Avallac'h: No.
  • Geralt: Are you going to lure him out so I can kill him?
  • Avallac'h: No, Geralt.
  • Geralt: Am I going to lure him out so YOU can kill him?
  • Avallac'h: No.
  • Geralt: Are we going to trick him and kill him later?
  • Avallac'h: No.
  • Geralt: Why can't we kill him?
  • Avallac'h: Because we need his help.
  • Geralt: I'd rather just kill him.
  • Avallac'h: We can't kill him if we need his help.
  • Geralt: Fine. But can we kill him afterwards?
  • Avallac'h: *screaming internally*
  • Avallac'h: No.

my parents are coming to visit next week, and we’re going out to dinner with my father’s old friend Mike and his partner Daniel. My mother, who wants me to date more, keeps being like “well, I’m sure Mike knows some lesbians in seattle! Or places to meet lesbians! We should ask Mike to introduce you to people!” 

It is really hard to convince her that the lesbians Mike knows are probably all in their 50s and 60s, and while I joked about being the kept woman of a wealthy older lesbian, I don’t actually want to do that. 

anonymous asked:

Hi! I was wondering if you could do ratchet, Optimus, ultra Magnus, bulkhead, bumblebee, arcee and wheeljack for when their s/o passes out/finds them passed out but they don't notice because they're busy with something else

Yes indeed little lovely! :3

Ratchet:
-He comes back to find you slump down and goes to talk to you but someone doesn’t feel right
-He taps you and you flop over
-Immediately he gets to work to get you awake
-Once awake he tries to figure out why you passed out in the first place

Optimus Prime:
-He thinks you’re just napping at first
-The longer you’re asleep the more this nagging feeling tells him you’re not
-He gets Ratchet to check you out and asks him to help you
-He holds you afterwards apologizing for not getting help sooner, he didn’t know

Ultra Magnus:
-He thinks you’re sleeping on the job
-He tries to wake you by being commanding and bossy, but then a bit of panic sets in when he can’t wake you
-He thinks you’re dead but you’re breathing, he can see you breathing and runs to Ratchet thinking this is a coma
-Once you’re awake he looks mad, but it’s just that he was worried

Bulkhead:
-He is so confused when he finds you slumped down, it’s not typical way of sleeping
-He nudges you trying to wake you but can tell something is off just by the way you are
-He takes you to Ratchet and is angry that no one else noticed you passed out and breaks some things
-When you wake up he’s still beating himself for not noticing you earlier himself

Bumblebee:
-He comes back to the base all cheery and wanting to tell you about his mission but you were asleep so he waited
-He comes back and you’re still out cold so he goes to actually look at you to find you’re passed out
-He’s blaming himself for not noticing the whole time you’re still passed out and continues blaming himself when you wake up
-He apologizes and asks if you’d still like hear about his mission

Arcee:
-She is poking you and trying to wake you because you shouldn’t be napping
-When you flop, she realizes something isn’t right and yells at Ratchet to come help her
-When you wake up she’s steaming, “what did you do? How could you pass out?”
-She apologizes later once she’s cooled off

Wheeljack:
-It actually doesn’t take him long to notice, it’s like a sixth sense to know when things aren’t right
-He goes to you and carefully scoops you up being extra gentle
-Once reawaken, he speaks slowly asking if you’re okay and need anything
-He suspects its low blood sugar and takes you out to a drive thru