why don't you call me yet

  • Sam: I'm looking for a naked man, about your age, your height
  • Dean: And I'm looking for another naked man. Here's a picture, call me if you see him
  • Employee: *Takes picture*
  • Dean: He's not back like, yet that I know of. But I don't want him coming back for months and getting married this time without me knowing
  • Employee: Why is he on a car....naked covered in bees and honey?
  • Dean: That's his business
  • Sam: You took a picture?
  • Dean: That's my business
  • Mr Kubdel: Jalil is kinda irresponsible, I'll give the watch to Alix instead
  • Alix: *breaks watch within an hour and goes on a murder spree*
  • Mr Kubdel: Why are my children like this
You know what I don't understand?

Why almost every gryffindor I encounter on this hell-hole of a website is anti-snape. I thought gryffindors were supposed to always stand up for what is right, yet an abused 11-year-old brought it on himself that he’s bullied for 7 years straight (don’t give me that james grew up crap, he still kept bullying him behind lily’s back) solely “because he exists”-Sirius Black

How can any gryffindor call him an obsessed, sexist stalker rapist, when he left lily alone after she asked him to and is actually just a bitter old ass because of all the shit he went through?

How can anyone with common sense even call him a racist, when the only thing he could think of to call someone who knowingly didn’t do everything that was in her power to save him from sexual assault (because the bitch had a wand an knew how expelliarmus worked) was the slur he heard in the common room all day and probably the only wizard slur he knew, but then immediately regretted it, because he knew he didn’t want to be that douchebag?

How do people not get that snape joining the death-eaters is just like a woman who was abused as a child seaking out “bad boys” to have relationships with. It’s both because they think they are protected that way and it backfires in both cases. That’s why snape also kept being a spy for all those years, because he thought dumbledore could protect him.

This is simple psychology from a 16-year-old who has seen enough therapists and domestic abuse around her and who has been bullied enough herself to know what she’s talking about and yet there are adults who cannot understand this. I mean, I understand if you’re a privileged popular kid and can’t acknowledge it (not that that ignorance is to be condoned), but an adult should be wise enough to understand that snape is the literal product of his environment instead of blindly hating him for the mistakes he makes because of it.

Will You Fake Date Me? (Jimin Fluffy Imagine)
  • Y/N sits on the couch enjoying a delicious bowl of popcorn. Her eyes are glued to the screen where a scary movie plays. Y/N's eyes widen in anticipation, her mouth ajar. She lifts a handful of popcorn to her mouth when-
  • JIMIN: Y/N!
  • Jimin barges through her front door. His small figure is illuminated by the moon of the dark night.
  • Y/N: AHHHHH!
  • By pure reflex, and not a hint of maliciousness, Y/N flings the tin bowl of popcorn at Jimin, showering her living room in kernels and nailing Jimin in the head.
  • JIMIN: OW! Y/N! What the hell?
  • Jimin massages the blow to his head.
  • Y/N: Jimin, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
  • JIMIN: Yeah, I'm fine.
  • After hearing this, Y/N proceeds to smack Jimin upside the head.
  • JIMIN: OW!?
  • Y/N: That was for scaring me. How did you even get in here?
  • Jimin plops himself down on the couch with a sour expression and his hands rubbing the spot on his head that had received yet another blow.
  • JIMIN: The door was unlocked. You know for someone who watches a bunch of thriller movies, you really don't take all the necessary precautions.
  • Y/N sits beside him and pauses the movie.
  • Y/N: Why are you here? Shouldn't you be on a date with 'Super hot as fuck' Irene.
  • Y/N tries to pull off her best imitation of Jimin when she says, "Super hot as fuck" but her voice comes out a lot deeper than his.
  • JIMIN: Why don't we just call her 'Super hot bitch' 'cuz it turns she only asked me to come out to make Taehyung jealous.
  • Y/N: Seriously?
  • JIMIN: Yes seriously. I just can't believe I thought she actually wanted to go out with me. You know to actually date me.
  • Y/N pauses. She doesn't really know what to say in this situation. She's used to always being the one sulking and Jimin cheering her up.
  • JIMIN: Okay you can stop with the pity stares. I'll live.
  • Y/N: You came to the right place Jimin. My shoulders aren't as sturdy as Jin's but they are here for your tears.
  • Jimin bursts out laughing. Y/N flings kernels of popcorn on the couch at him.
  • JIMIN: That was terrible. Thank you.
  • Jimin sighs.
  • JIMIN: As much as I'd like to stop holding back my tears, I came here on strict business.
  • Y/N raises her eyebrow.
  • Y/N: I'm all ears Agent Chim.
  • JIMIN: I want you to fake date me.
  • Y/N pauses.
  • Y/N: If this were a movie, this would be the perfect moment for a spit take.
  • JIMIN: Y/N, I'm serious.
  • Y/N: You're joking.
  • JIMIN: I just said 'I'm serious'
  • Y/N: That's insane. Friends don't just fake date each other.
  • JIMIN: How would we know? To us it wouldn't be fake dating.
  • Y/N: Jimin, shut up. No way, I am not fake dating you.
  • JIMIN: Please, Y/N, I need your help.
  • Jimin grabs Y/N's hand in his. He tilts his head and pouts his lips. Y/N shakes her head at him.
  • Y/N: Why? Why would we even need to do this?
  • JIMIN: I want Irene to want me. I want her to see what she could have had. What we could have been.
  • Y/N frowns and pulls her fingers away from Jimin's
  • Y/N: Why do you like her so much?
  • JIMIN: What do you mean?
  • Y/N: What's so great about her? I mean yeah she's pretty and all but so are lots of girls. What's so different about her?
  • Jimin pauses. You can tell he's thinking pretty hard about this. He slumps back on the couch and stares into his lap.
  • JIMIN: Honestly I have no idea.
  • Y/N: See? You want to do all this for a girl you don't even really like.
  • JIMIN: I do like her. I just don't know what I like about her.
  • Y/N huffs and the two sit awkwardly in silence on the couch for a moment. A few times Jimin starts his sentence to name something he likes about Irene but then falls back into thought. Eventually Y/N breaks the silence and says.
  • Y/N: You know, if you had just asked me to go on a date with you, I would have said yes.
  • JIMIN: You mean like a real date?
  • Y/N: Yeah, a real date. I kinda get how you felt earlier about Irene using you to get to Taehyung now. And its not your fault. I should of told you earlier Jimin. I like you.
  • Jimin's eyes are wide. He stares at Y/N who is looking down into her lap awaiting for his response. Eventually she breaks the silence again.
  • Y/N: You're my best friend Jimin and I would do anything to help you but fake dating you would be so much harder for me than you think because that's probably the closest we would ever get to becoming more than friends.
  • Y/N gets up off the couch and slowly makes her way to the landing of the stairs.
  • Y/N: It's late. I'm going to bed. You can let yourself out. Goodnight Jimin.
  • Y/N reaches the first step of the stairs when Jimin calls-
  • JIMIN: Wait!
  • Y/N stops at the step and turns around to face Jimin.
  • JIMIN: When you asked me what I liked about Irene, I couldn't think of anything. But when you said what you said right now, I asked myself what I liked about you, and there were so so many reasons Y/N. I like everything about you. Even the annoying things aren't that annoying. Y/N, I think I like you too.
  • A/N:
  • Hello! This is my first time writing an imagine in screenplay format. I tried to incorporate both into one and this is what we got. I really hope you guys liked this because this was a lot of fun to write. Also to the Anon who requested this, I'm sure this wasn't what you imagined but I hope you liked it all the same. Thanks for all the support guys! Thanks @limseoyeon
  • ~Armygirl
Alphabetical angst
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "But you're bleeding!"
  • "Call an ambulance!"
  • "Don't do this!"
  • "Everything hurts..."
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "Get lost!"
  • "Have you had enough yet?"
  • "I can't get up."
  • "Just do it!"
  • "Keep breathing."
  • "Life isn't fair."
  • "Maybe you should sit down..."
  • "Never speak to me again."
  • "Oh no..."
  • "Put your hands up!"
  • "Quiet, they'll hear us!"
  • "Right...now which one is left and which one is right again?"
  • "So, you've remembered I'm here."
  • "Tell _______ I don't want to hear it!"
  • "Us? There was never any 'us.'"
  • "Very funny."
  • "Why would you do this?!"
  • "X marks the spot."
  • "You're hurting me."
  • "Zero. That's how many fucks I give."

anonymous asked:

i don't really know anything about the ace/aro discourse, but can you explain why ace/aro people should be part of lgbt spaces? i'm sorry if this question is too broad, but i follow people who are on both sides, and i guess i'm just not educated enough to know what i think yet. no worries if you don't feel comfortable answering this though!

Okay, well I’m having a super bad mental health week. (You can check out my personal tag if you think I’m just evading or my recent posts about people at my college calling me a homophobe because I don’t like to party…)

So I’m not super interested in writing a long ass post and getting torn apart by ace discoursers. I engage mildly but I’ve also been heavily harassed, 

But I’ll open this up to followers answering or sharing masterposts. 

I’m supposed to be studying but I don’t want this sitting in the inbox.

Mod Bethany

a bunch of starters from spiderman: homecoming trailers
  • "This is the coolest thing I've ever seen."
  • "This is the greatest day of my life!"
  • "Who's that new guy?"
  • "Gotta go!"
  • "That was awesome!"
  • "Don't mess with me."
  • "I'll kill you, and everybody you love."
  • "New move I'm working on."
  • "I stole his shield, then he beat me up."
  • "Why do you hate fun?"
  • "Nice try, buddy."
  • "So, you're gonna let me go?"
  • "What the hell?"
  • "We have thin walls here."
  • "They don't care about us."
  • "The world's changing. It's time we change too."
  • "So when's our next 'retreat'?"
  • "We'll call you."
  • "That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you."
  • "Good luck out there."
  • "This is my chance to prove myself."
  • "What if someone had died tonight?"
  • "That's on you."
  • "I wanted you to be better."
  • "We're going to take everything they got."
  • "You're not gonna stop me!"
  • "Finally! Here we go."
  • "We're not there yet."
  • "I stopped a Grand Theft Bicycle."
  • "Hey, could you do me a favor? Hold on to that."
  • "I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro."
  • "That was nice."
  • "I just feel like I could be doing more."
  • "This feels so strange."
  • "These weapons are crazy dangerous!"
  • "There are people who handle this sort of thing."
  • "Let go of me!"
  • "But we have a Spanish quiz!"
  • "You gotta get better at this part of the job."
  • "I don't understand."
  • "I'm intimidating!"
  • "Hey, where are you going?"
  • "What are you hiding?"
  • "I'm just kidding, I don't care."
  • "I'm sick of being treated like a kid!"
  • "What was that?"
  • "You were on the ceiling!"
  • "You said we were going to finish the death star?"
  • "She doesn't know?"
  • "Nobody knows!"
  • "You can't tell anybody about this!"
  • "I don't think I can keep this a secret, this is the greatest thing to ever happen to me!"
  • "I can't believe this is happening right now."
  • "Are there like, trials? Or an interview?"
  • "Just stay close to the ground!"
  • "Badass!"
  • "Forget the flying monster guy!"
  • "I was just trying to be like you."
  • "I screwed up."
  • "You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders."
  • "I'll do anything to protect my family."
  • "I know you know what I'm talking about."
  • "I just gotta do this on my own."
  • "Just don't do anything stupid, alright?"
  • "We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy."
  • "You guys are losers."
  • "Just, don't do anything I would do."
  • "And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do."
  • "There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate."
  • "I know you want to save the world, but you're not ready yet."
  • "Stay out of trouble!"
  • "What is going on with you?"
You Don't Need Makeup

Words: 500ish

Summary: Makeup works to boost self confidence is some; but not others.

A/N: The idea of this made me giggle. Writing it made me giggle more. Hopefully it has the same effect on others. Master tag list is at the end, let me know if you’d like to be added.


“Y/N, are you almost ready yet? We are only going out to get food and supplies. Why do you need to draw on your face?” Castiel questioned as you were finishing getting ready.

“It’s called makeup, babe, and I’m almost ready. You’re so impatient,” you joked back.

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NT Moments - Socializing
  • ENTJ calling INTP:
  • ENTJ: Are you coming over today?
  • INTP: Why? Miss me already?
  • ENTJ: *laugh* No?
  • INTP: Ok, then.
  • ENTJ: You should get out of the house.
  • INTP: It's 10PM. Where am I gonna go?
  • ENTJ: My place.
  • INTP: But you don't miss me yet.
  • ENTJ: Well...you're pretty good to have around.
  • INTP: Hahaha
sigh traps are not gay. I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women. I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY? I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldnt call me gay for fucking traps either. It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore. Traps still have fuckable assholes, you don't need to fuck the pussy specifically. And if it's that much of a problem, just look away. He isn't gonna rub his dick on you or anything. There are plenty of nice traps out there, and Im sure you'd get along well with them, but you choose not to because of something on them which takes up 0.2% of their body. It's nonsensical and stupid how worked up people get over something so small but completely ignore the rest of the body. If you're worried about your friends knowing that you're fucking someone 0.2% masculine and 99.8% feminine, they don't need to find out. Believe it or not, traps can wear clothes too. They don't walk around with their dicks hanging out, they cover their dick with pants or skirts. Nobody has to find out that you're in a perfectly heterosexual relationship.

anonymous asked:

Ive just started working at McD and havent got a name tag yet so I got an old one that has the name Rajeev on it. I don't care, it's just a tag and I'm glad no one knows my name. But while cleaning the tables outside, a skinhead looking guy started harassing me, saying 'why does a white guy like you have a ragh**d name like Rajeev? Are you a camel fucker in disguise? You pretending to be white?' etc. and I was so scared I ran inside and talked to the manager, who called the cops, but they'd left

Demigod Q&A: Favorite Movie?
  • Leo: I bet Hazel doesn't even know what a movie is.
  • Hazel: How old do you think I am, Leo? Anyways, I'm not sure you've heard of my favorite movie. It's really old.
  • Piper: My favorite movie is anything my dad isn't in.
  • Leo: You know, Jason, since you're blond Superman——
  • Jason: I really like superhero movies. But my favorite movie isn't Superman. It's Batman.
  • Leo: Hey Annabeth? Is your favorite movie Finding Nemo? Because that's all you were trying to do for six months——
  • Annabeth: *death glare*
  • Percy: Would you guys please quit calling me Nemo? It's really annoying! Calling people names isn't nice.
  • Frank: Says the guy who calls me Beast all the time. And before you ask, Leo, my favorite movie is NOT King Kong. It's Tarzan. Obviously.
  • Annabeth: My favorite movie is any scientific documentary. The best movies are the ones you can learn from.
  • Percy: Disney's Hercules, because I think it's funny how the writers think the gods are so nice. And who doesn't sing along to that soundtrack?
  • Frank: Hey Leo, what's your favorite movie? You haven't answered the question yet.
  • Leo: Well, um, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with——
  • Jason: What's wrong, Leo? Why don't you want to tell us what your favorite movie is?
  • Piper: Come on, you can tell us, Leo. We won't judge you.
  • Leo: *sighs* All right. My favorite movie is... My Little Pony Twinkle Wish Adventure.
  • Percy: No way! Ponies are awesome!
  • *high five*

anonymous asked:

Hydra put multiple trigger words in Bucky's head, including one to instantly shut him up when needed. One day, Steve accidentally says one of these trigger words and now Bucky can't talk, and Steve feels horrible because they don't know how to reverse it yet and now Bucky can't speak to him or scream out from a nightmare or tell Steve if somethings bothering him and just angst....

“You could’ve called me sooner.” Natasha sounds genuinely concerned, which only ramps up Steve’s anxiety because she usually enters situations with detachment until she’s had a chance to assess them. Although, he figures an emergency ‘tripped a trigger and now Bucky can’t talk’ text has probably given her all the initial information she needs. “Clint’s on his way.”

“Okay.” Steve’s not sure why they need Clint for this, of all people, but he moves aside so she can come into the apartment. Bucky’s sitting on the couch, knees drawn up to his chest and staring blankly at the TV. He hasn’t moved for a while, not since the first night when he screamed for help in his sleep and nothing came out. 

“Any changes?” Natasha sits down next to him on the couch, but Bucky doesn’t do more than glance at her with a defeated expression before going back to staring at nothing. It twists Steve’s stomach, because what if he’s embarrassed? What if this was the wrong thing to do? It’s not like Bucky can tell him that.

“He can hear you, he just can’t… He kept putting his hand over his mouth before, I think it reminds him of the…” Muzzle, he doesn’t say, but Natasha gets it. “He can nod and shake, that’s about it.”

“That’s something.” The door buzzes and Steve goes to get it, leaving Natasha trying to talk to Bucky. “Can you write?”

He shakes his head, chewing on his already-bloody lip miserably. It feels like he’s right back there every time he closes his eyes, leather and stiff plastic strapped over his face so he couldn’t speak, couldn’t scream, couldn’t say no-

“Hey, man.” He hadn’t noticed Clint come in, but he plonks himself down on the coffee table when Bucky opens his eyes, blocking his view of the TV without any ceremony. “Alright, let’s see if there’s anything in that coconut of yours that’s gonna help here. I’ve got like thirty of these to run through, so settle in.”

He starts moving his hands into different shapes, stopping and starting again when Bucky just looks at him uncomprehendingly. Steve watches from the door, rock in his stomach buoying up suddenly enough to make him feel sick with relief when Bucky raises his hands to finally, finally respond. 

“Alright! We got one.” Clint looks over his shoulder triumphantly, now signing along with what he says out of habit despite the fact Bucky can hear him. “It’s DGS, German Sign Language. We can work with that until the trigger wears off.”

“Oh, thank god.” Steve lets out a sigh of relief he feels all the way down to his toes. Bucky, looking markedly perked up now he can be understood, taps Clint on the knee and rapidly signs something in Steve’s direction. 

“He says you’re an idiot.” Clint interprets, and Steve hates himself for tripping the trigger just a little less when he sees Bucky’s weary smile. 

fanamc  asked:

Yep me again hehe, I just remember that my mom used to give me Eskimo kisses and I had this thought of the Voltron Family au giving them but one day the kids wanted to hear when did their daddy's started whit this mm tradition(? Also I can't with the second season it got me crazy <3, all those moments and all of it don't you think?

Eskimo kisses are the cutest tbh! My parents used to do that to me too OTL IDK what happened why it stopped. lmao ibecametheemokid

The start of the Eskimo Kisses.

[The Voltron Family] This was during their first few days of the kids as the newly adopted children of Keith and Shiro, so they didn’t call them “Daddy” yet or anything. It was Hunk who saw it first. Shiro was holding Hunk’s hand because the little one wanted out to get a glass of water. While on their way back to Hunk’s bedroom, they passed by the library and Keith was still up doing some work. 

Shiro: *enters the room with Hunk* Sweetheart, you need to rest. It’s really late now. *places hand on Keith’s shoulder*
Keith: *looks up from his laptop* Oh. I’ll be done soon. Give me a few more minutes and I’ll join you in bed.
Shiro: Promise? *cups Keith’s face with one hand*
Keith: *nuzzles Shiro’s hand* Promise.
Shrio: *smiles* Alright. *leans down to give Keith an Eskimo kiss*
Keith: *returns it* *notices Hunk* Goodnight, Hunk. *ruffles his hair*
Hunk: *shy smile* Goodnight.

That following night, Hunk wanted to copy what Shiro did. He didn’t feel like he had to right to give his new parents kisses on the cheeks yet. Maybe they didn’t like him. But he loved Keith and Hunk wanted to show him that even in his own little ways. So when they were done taking a bath and were all ready for bed, little Hunk went to where Keith was.

Hunk: *raises hands*
Keith: *carries Hunk* Hello, baby.
Hunk: *blushes* *grabs Keith’s face with his pudgy little fingers*
Keith: *surprised* Oh, what are we—
Hunk: *leans in and Eskimo kisses Keith* Goodnight.
Keith: *smiles brightly* Aww, Hunk. *too elated* *hugs Hunk tightly as he returns the kiss* Goodnight to you, too.

Lance saw the whole exchange and just gaped. He wanted to do that too. He wanted to do that with Shiro so he quickly ran to where his new Dad was. 

Shiro: *turns around to see Lance charging at him* Lance—
Lance: *glomps at Shiro and Eskimo kisses him* Goodnight.
Shiro: *shocked* *laughs* Oh, buddy. Goodnight to you, too. *returns the kiss*
Pidge: *tugs Shiro’s pants* Me next! Me next!
Shiro: *looks down at Pidge* *chuckles* Of course. Come here, baby girl. *carries Pidge and gives her an Eskimo kiss too*

They did this every time they say goodnight until Hunk, Lance and Pidge became comfortable to call them “Daddy Shiro” and “Daddy Keith” and give them kisses on the cheeks that later on evolved to soft and gentle pecks on the lips which they all love. 

anonymous asked:

I don't know if it's imposter syndrome or something, but sometimes I feel like I'm a fake fan. Like, I can't actually call myself a Mythical Beast because I just became a fan early this year and I haven't seen all the GMM episodes and whatnot... Yet, I watched all current GMMs, I've seen Buddy System and the Mythical Show episodes, I got the BoM and vip for the ToM, I've listened to most of the current EBs and some old ones, I've read and written fic... so why do I feel like a fraud sometimes?

Let me ask you something, anon. Are you a fan of Rhett and Link? If the answer to that question is yes, you ARE a Mythical Beast. You ARE a true fan. I’m going to tell you something that may surprise you. There are mythical beasts that you know in this fandom who are MAJOR mythical beasts. I mean, big names. That don’t listen to Ear Biscuits. At all, ever. There are many (myself included) not going to the tour at all, in any capacity, VIP or not. Most of us haven’t seen every episode. A lot of us haven’t even seen half of them. There are many mythical beasts that didn’t buy the book and don’t have any merch. There are mythical beasts who don’t read or write fanfiction. There are mythical beasts who don’t create or consume fan art. Are all of those people still Mythical Beasts? Heck. Yes. They are. It boils down to this: if you like Rhett and Link, you are a Mythical Beast. You are clearly supporting them in so many different ways by creating things and consuming their content and buying things. But you are being your mythical best. And that is enough for them, and it’s enough for us. And we love you. You belong.

Originally posted by rejected-on-a-cosmic-level

anonymous asked:

Why do so many people use the term people of color? I don't understand how that's so different from "colored people", which is extremely racist. Plus, isn't people of color a generalization of all non-Europeans under one umbrella term. How do this term make any sense to you guys. As a non-European I'm offended by it, yet everyone keeps calling me it (including white people). When I tell them to stop, they basically "whitesplain" why it's okay for the to call me "colored" basically.

I think it’s all about preference. I now use the “of color” as a noun, like “actors of color”, “teachers of color”, etc.

It’s terrible (but then again, it always is when whites are involved) that they demean what you want to be known by.

- Jess

Elder Scrolls Sentence Starters - Sheogorath quotes
  • "A shame he's dead. These things happen."
  • "I'm so happy, I could just rip out your intestines and strangle you with them."
  • "I'm not talking about them. You've probably figured that out by now."
  • "And out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
  • "Perhaps it will serve you well. Or look lovely on your corpse."
  • "Time to save the realm? Rescue the damsel! Slay the beast! Or die trying."
  • "Eternity is on a rather tight guideline."
  • "He's a detail-oriented type of person. A big help. And a snappy dresser."
  • "Now get going. Before I change my mind, or my mind changes me."
  • "You wouldn't like me when I'm bored."
  • "A wonderful place. Except when it's horrible. Then it's horribly wonderful."
  • "Good for a visit, or an eternity."
  • "No need to burden your little brain with it now."
  • "Clouds don't smell."
  • "They taste of butter. And tears."
  • "He's got more brains than a brain pie."
  • "Come visit again! Or I'll pluck out your eyes, ha ha ha."
  • "Cheese for everyone!"
  • "Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one."
  • "You've run the the maze like a good little rat."
  • "No cheese for you yet."
  • "I assume you've succeeded."
  • "Or you're terribly confused."
  • "Or really lacking in good judgement!"
  • "He knows a lot. More than he knows."
  • "What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old?"
  • "I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvellous time!"
  • "Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... oh, and the cheese! To die for."
  • "Hold your tongue or I will."
  • "I'll swallow your soul and vomit it into the Everfilling Chamberpot of the Ageleess."
  • "Sometimes you need to break a few eggs. Or skulls."
  • "Faithful like a good hound, that one, and he looks better in a suit."
  • "A dangerous choice. I like it."
  • "Breathe it deep. Bathe in its scent. Bottle it up. Save some for later."
  • "I can see it in your face, mostly in the eyes. I may take those from you when this is done."
  • "I can feel things start to get a little hairy and not in a good way, like on your head."
  • "He doesn't even carry a cane!"
  • "Haven't you noodled it all through yet?"
  • "Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags anyway? Cats hate bags."
  • "You know what would be a good sign? "Free sweet rolls!" Who wouldn't like that?"
  • "You know me, you just don't know it."
  • "Now you. You can call me Ann Marie."
  • "But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails."
  • "Wait! Don't tell me! I want to guess!"
  • "I find everyone being out to get you so terribly entertaining."
  • "Wrong on all accounts, aren't I?"
  • "Why waste all that hatred on yourself when it can so easily be directed at others?"
  • "I am a shadow on your subconscious."
  • "A blemish on your fragile little psyche."
  • "You know me, you just don't know it."
  • "If you ride a narwhal, mind the pointy end."
  • "Do you mind? I'm trying to do the fish stick. It's a very delicate state of mind."
  • "I do love it when the mortals know they're being manipulated. Makes things infinitely more interesting."
  • "It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."
  • "The game is afoot. Or a leg. Or all manner of severed limbs."
  • "Clothes? Check! Beard? Check!"
  • "We can share a strawberry torte! Ta ta!"

anonymous asked:

Hi! Could you do an analysis on Sakura's confession to Naruto? I don't really understand why she confessed or what were her motives so the scene was kind of confusing to me haha. Why does everyone call Sakura selfish by making a false confession and why do most people use this scene in an anti- sakura post?

They think Sakura was being manipulative because of it, and claim that she was arrogant for thinking that Naruto was doing what she was doing solely for her sake. Yet, what they conveniently choose to forget is the fact that the only reason Sakura thought so in the first place was because of what Sai told her. In light of this, the fact that anti extremists constantly spout how Sakura did the “guilt tripping” in the series becomes even stupider than it already was. If anyone guilt tripped anyone in the series, it was Sai towards Sakura here.

Here’s the full scope of the situation:

During their trip to the Land of Iron, Sai had witnessed Naruto’s willingness to get severely beaten on Sasuke’s behalf, and he connected it to the promise that Naruto had told him he had made to her. He then informed Sakura of Naruto’s feelings for her:

Sakura would then recall Naruto’s words of empathy to her, and began to realise just how much Naruto had pushed himself and put himself in harm’s way, and due to Sai’s words, she thought this was all for the sake of fulfilling his promise to her.

This realisation would leave Sakura in tears, for how much (she thought) she had unknowingly caused Naruto to suffer:

However, Sai would push further. He continued to emphasise just how seriously Naruto took the Promise of a Lifetime, and he would go so far as to describe it as a curse that had been placed on him, and state that although Sasuke does indeed cause Naruto pain:

She caused caused him just as much pain because of the promise between the two of them. Sai’s words cut Sakura very deep here:

And this was what caused Sakura to think that Naruto’s promise to her was his main incentive for pushing himself as hard as he did. But many extremists don’t get that; they pin it on Sakura’s apparent arrogance and manipulative tendencies.

Therefore, it has to be said that Sai went overboard in his assertions. The promise between the two of them was not Naruto’s sole incentive for pushing himself to that extent for Sasuke’s sake (as Naruto would make clear later), and to think so is rather demeaning to Naruto and Sasuke’s bond. This is a large reason why people hate on Sakura because of this scene; they think she’s giving herself too much importance, yet they never acknowledge the fact that it was Sai who made her think so in the first place.

It was therefore Sai’s failure to completely understand the situation that led to him giving Sakura a little bit of a false impression here, because she felt that Naruto was only pushing himself so hard for her sake and his promise to her. This may ultimately have led to Sakura’s fake confession:

After hearing her words, Naruto was initially stunned, but he very quickly adjusted and looked at her rather incredulously; he wasn’t having any of it:

He quickly remembered several instances in which Sakura had demonstrated just how deep her love for Sasuke was, and absolutely refused to believe that she’d be able to discard them at a moment’s notice:

Sakura then tried to justify her apparent change of heart by claiming that “They say a woman’s heart is as interchangeable as the Autumn sky”, but Naruto knew Sakura better than that; he knew that when it came to Sasuke, Sakura was anything but fickle. Thus, he essentially told her to stop lying to herself:

Sakura then explained how concerned she was for Naruto’s well being, because she knew that chasing after Sasuke always resulted in Naruto putting himself in harm’s way:

So she sought to free him from his promise to her, in order to ensure his safety and well being:

That’s all Sakura wished to accomplish by lying to him here.

However, Naruto would clarify to her that the Promise of a Lifetime didn’t have anything to do with how far he was willing to go in order save his dear friend:

He was doing this because he wanted to:

This is why I feel like by this point, Naruto was already deep in the process of moving on from Sakura. He was taken aback by her sudden confession for all of one second, and quickly realised that something wasn’t right, and during the whole ordeal, he gave absolutely no indication that he still harboured feelings for her at all. Previously, he would have at least displayed some form of sad smile or expression when revealing how much Sakura still loved Sasuke. Now, he didn’t do any of that, and was instead actually angry that Sakura was lying to herself about her feelings.

I feel that if at this point, Naruto’s feelings for her were anywhere near as strong as they once were, he would have given at least some indication of it, but this wasn’t seen in the slightest. I therefore think that by this point, he had already been unknowingly moving on. He’d retain some of his crush habits (such as the girlfriend comment during the war), but nothing serious.

I just made very, painfully slow discovery. I should’ve seen it sooner, I seriously should considering the amount of times I’ve spent pining over these two, but it just dawned on me today.

Kageyama and Tsukishima’s initial are reverse of each other.

Kageyama Tobio

Tsukishima Kei

TK <-> KT

I know it might not be a significant detail, but my shipping heart can’t contain this. It is so obvious yet I just found out about it and I am ashamed of myself. I am ashamed to call myself an avid tsukkikage shipper when this slight detail that could lead me to various of romance cliche plots slipped out of my keen eyes.

I’m sorry if you have noticed this for quite a while and be like ‘why the hell does she just noticed this now’ I know. I’m disappointed in me too.