why does this ship have so many names

Ya know what’s funny, is that the Darkling is literally dark af, he doesn’t even have to act like it, he just embodies bad, self-guided decisions, but somehow so many people (including myself) ship alarkling a bajillion times more than malina (is that their ship name? does anyone even know?) because Mal is far too much like every dudebro we’ve run into and we are basically Fed Up With That.

Tumblr is the only place were you can ship

Objects
Websites
Skeletons with fucking robots and Goat moms
Gems
Demons with normal people…
Emotions
God and Lucifer…
Birds and Fishes…

Edit: 11/5/2017 Why does this have so many views? AND THIS IS HORRIBLE WHY I WROTE “WERE” INSTEAD OF “WHERE””

Allura let out a huff. “Shiro is impeding the path of true love!”
Shiro gasped, offended. “Oh, and you’ve been love for how long? What, like, seven minutes?”
“Nah, Shiro,” Keith replied with a scoff, like Shiro was being silly. “It’s been at least, like, an hour.”
A mysterious pink fog makes everyone fall in love with the first person they see, and Lance and Pidge are left to deal with the ensuing chaos.

Hey guys!! I posted the next chapter of my Plance crackfic, “Drunk on Love”. You can read it here!

And for those of you who haven’t read it yet, here’s the first chapter

i call this wonderful piece

“when two no homo bros meet up in spring, things start to happen”

I drew yurio with longer hair as I intentionally thought of him aged up in here? to solve the shipping problem? kinda like that.

this was also supposed to be a coloring/sketching test as I wanted to get back to my old soft shading/semi realistic style :)

hope ya guys like it!

reblogging helps a poor artist’s soul

Perfect (Part 1/2) (Lance/Pidge)

(Pidgance Month, Day 17: flirty robot | sorry, no mixed laundry post :( MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE! HOPE Y’ALL HAVE A GOOD ONE!)

Pidge frowned as she watched Lance flirt with a beautiful alien girl, who seemed to be flirting back. She wanted to march up to them and tell her to stay away from her man.

But she couldn’t.

He wasn’t hers.

He never will be.

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Excuuuuuse me, Princess- Dippica Week 2017 Day 1

I watched several episodes of a certain terrible 80′s show with my bf and it is comedic gold. Based on this fanart by @nightmargin

@dippicaweek2017

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“Watch out, Princess!” 

Said princess ducked just in time to avoid the bat creature’s dive at her perfectly maintained head of blonde hair. 

“Instead of just yelling at me, you could help out you know,” Pacifica said, clearly annoyed at the so-called Hero of Hyrule. 

Dipper aimed his sword at the overgrown bat, firing a purple laserbeam and blinking the bat out of existence for the time being. 

“Oh what, saving your life isn’t helping out?” he fired back. Digging his hand into his pouch, he pulled out a bow and arrow set. “Or do can you handle the remaining ones without my weapons?”

“Not if you want my beautiful ghost depriving you of your sleep every night,” Pacifica frowned. Nearly every battle they bickered like this, and while they could get on each other’s nerves, they enjoyed the banter simply because it was usually more entertaining than any of the monsters themselves.

Tossing her the weapons, Dipper braced his shield to block a blow from a claw larger than himself. How in Hyrule did he miss such an oversized crab? 

The evil wizard Bill must be improving at teleporting his monsters right to us, he guessed. 

As Pacifica dispatched the last bat, she whipped her hair over her shoulder, ready to take on this last monster. 

“Pacifica, keep it distracted! I’ve got a plan!” Dipper called out, running around to the backside of the monster.

“Make it quick, hero! I’m running out of arrows over here!” she shouted, letting one fly into the joint of one of the crab’s legs, drawing its attention towards her. 

As it turned away from him, Dipper proceeded to effortlessly leap a solid ten feet into the air onto the crab’s back. Searching frantically, his eyes found a brightly colored soft spot on the top of the shell. 

“Aha! Prepare for a helping of my Master Sword!” Dipper declared dramatically. Raising his sword above his head he brought it down… only to shoot the eye with a magical laser. Why? Because stabbing it would be too violent of course. 

The crab flashed and disappeared back to the lair of it’s maker, leaving Dipper momentarily hanging in the air before falling to the grass flat on his rear end. Wincing, he rubbed at his lower back when Pacifica strolled up to him. With a grin and an outstretched hand, she said,

“Nicely done. At least that crab didn’t grab you this time.”

Dipper took her hand and she pulled him to his feet.

“I’ve learned better swordsmanship since then. Besides, when he regenerates, he’ll probably wake up feeling crabby,” Dipper snorted at his own joke, elbowing Pacifica playfully in the shoulder. 

“Your sword skills are impressive, but your puns are still atrocious,” Pacifica snarked, rolling her eyes. She turned to walk back towards the castle, trying to ignore Dipper’s horrendous jokes.

“Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!”

I’m sure this happened in @vargrimar‘s fic- Your Body Is a Weapon:

Jamison’s tank top slips off slightly on one side, giving Satya a better view of his tan lines. Satya feels the urge to correct this asymmetry but everytime she looks at him, she gets flustered and looks away. “Why does he have this goofy look on his face???? >:(”

Err Jamison is just having a glazed, happy look on his face. His brain is AFK.

JJBek thingy you might find interesting

Ok so JJBek is one of my many lowkey ships in the YOI fandom, because I think they are cute together and would have good dynamic. Why does anyone ship anything really, if not for these reasons *shrugs*

I headcanon Otabek calling JJ by his first name Jean. Partially because Otabek doesn’t strike me as a type to use such informal nickname as JJ. But a better and cuter reason is a Kazakh play on words.

You remember “zhanym”, a word for “my soul”, the most commonly used Kazakh endearment? So, “zhanym” comes from a word “zhan”, literally meaning soul, and is often shortened to that form in informal conversation:

“You look wonderful today, zhan”.

“Zhan” sounds exactly like “Jean” tho! So every time Otabek calls JJ by his name, he could be expressing his affection in a sneaky, subtle way. And honestly, that provides so many possibilities! Imagine them being friends and Otabek pining, and only expressing his love for JJ in this secret way. Imagine them dating and JJ assuming Otabek just really likes his name, then someone tips him off and JJ googles Kazakh endearments, only to be reduced into a pile of human goo because of all the cuteness. Imagine this shit!!

Ahem, sorry. Just thought you might want to consider this.

Camren’s Friendship/Relationship

If Camren is/was ‘delusional’ and ‘was never real…Ever’ Why did so many of us seen both Camila and Lauren the way we did? Why have the fanfics always been about Lauren and Camila more? Why do the both of them still throw indirects to one another? Why has it always been Lauren and Camila in the ‘relationship’ and not Ally and Lauren, or Lauren and Dinah, or Normani and Ally… they all have their own ship names, but the reason to why no one ever put either of them in a ‘Relationship’ for their ‘Sick Pleasure’ was because what the other girls had with one another was nothing like Camz and Lauren.. so why does Camren stand out more? If camren wasn’t real.. why did so many of us see it differently. Why did so many of us notice more? Why do so many of us still love the thought of Camren?  Answer that for us, or allow me to… the answer to all this is..

Camren is/was real. Lauren and Camila together was a thing. It was real.

Common arguments against Megstiel (And why they don’t hold water).

Hello, Tumblr! It is I, Jo, bringing you once more a meta-analysis of one of the aspects of the Hell that is Supernatural and its fandom and particularly the Circle of Hell that is shipping one of its minor ships. Especially one that has so much canon fodder (see what I did there?) as Megstiel does. I have seen so many extensive (like… you would not believe how many of them, holy shit, they’re everywhere) meta-analysis, essays, theories, hastily put together thoughts, you name it, that people write stating why their ship is/should be/will be canon.

And if someone dares say “Well… I just don’t see it”, they’re likely going to be bombarded by a mountain of evidence of why they’re wrong. Admittedly, some of this evidence is well-thought out and compelling and some is… not… that. But I’m not writing this to argue against that mountain of evidence because I understand those analysis come from a place of love for those characters (and because I would be here all day). I’m doing it because whenever someone brings up Megstiel in these things, it’s usually to belittle it, disregard it or flat out deny its existence. And I, as a Megstiel shipper, have a thing or two to say about that.

Now, let’s make something entirely clear: I’m not here to convince you to stop shipping your ship and start shipping mine. I’m not here to attack you personally. You’re not a horrible person for wanting something different to be canon than I do. I don’t mean to start a shipping war. Full disclaimer, I am a snarky person and sometimes this topic fills me with rage, which is why this essay will be peer-reviewed. Meaning, I will have other Megstiel shippers who are a tad nicer or more jaded than me read it and give me notes before I post it to tone down my salt in the interest of keeping things civil. And because if I’m excessively mean, Senpai won’t hang out with me.

If you have another argument besides the ones I bring up here or if you’re not convinced by my counterarguments, tell me. I will be happy to have a conversation. Unless that conversation starts with you stating I murdered your puppy and destroyed your crops, in which case, I’m not interested in getting to know you and your mom is probably disappointed in you. If you still feel compelled to send me insults because I like a different ship, it will result in you being a) blocked, b) referred to the present essay or c) mocked. Depends on what mood you catch me in.

Okay, so now that we’ve established that, let me tell you why your arguments against Megstiel don’t convince me.

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Alex Hirsch: Alright, latest episode out… hope the fandom liked it…

Dipifica Fandom: *staring at Dipper and Pacifica’s interactions*

Alex Hirsch: ……You’re not done with them, are you?

Dipifica fandom: Their babies will be smart, and beautiful.

Alex Hirsch: Not to mention imaginary.

Voltron Fandom After Season 3

• The Klance shippers 
 • ‘Leave the math to Pidge’ OMG ITS KLANCE!!!!1!1!
 • Keith smiled at Lance, Keith doesn’t smile at anything. ITS KLANCE
• One edit, Two edit, red edit, blue edit
 • And actually good thought is the iconic scene in Keith’s room is actually how Lance viewed the interaction. Like, when we see Keith in the center of the screen, it’s through Lance’s eyes. (Not my theory, BUT ITS REALLY GOOD)

• The ones excited about Lotor’s generals
 • I didn’t know Azula was in voltron????
 • I’m gay for Ezor. You’re gay for Ezor. We’re all gay for Ezor.
• NARTI’S CAT BETTER STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SHIRO, AND I DONT MEAN THE FAKE
• Let Zethrid smash
• *At least 200 posts including their names, picture, and description Bc the didn’t get enough screen time to remember it alone*

•The ones who think Shiro is fake
• Because he is.
• Him leaving was called phase three of operation Kuron. Kuron means CLONE in Japanese.
• Where’s Shiro???
• There are so many theory posts omg
• NO REAL SHIRO WOULD PASS UP THE CHANCE OF A MAN BUN
• Then the occasional ship post where Shiro + Clone fight over the person, like, whaaaa?

•The ones who don’t know/believe Shiro is fake
• “What happened to Shiro? Why does he have such a bad haircut???”
• Shiro is a six year old dressing himself for the first time
• How can they assume that is the real Shiro??

•Sven as that one guy from frozen

•LANCE SHIPS E V E R Y W H E R E

•Matt is going to be in season four, AND I AM NOT OKAY
•That was just my reaction, BUT ITS IMPORTANT

•The Original Paladins
• ZARKON WAS A COOL DUDE
• The blue paladin hasn’t changed at all
• Still the only appreciation Posts for the yellow paladins are that they like being a leg

2x16 “The Last Resort”

Terry takes on a psychiatric institution in an episode that combines strong character development with surprisingly mature social commentary. 

Plot

When a teen psychiatric ward is opened just outside of Gotham, Terry and his friends watch as countless students are shipped off for the most minor of infractions. When his friend Chelsey is admitted to the facility, Terry decides to investigate why a treatment center would accept so many neurotypical, non-delinquent teens. He finds that the facility is using sensory deprivation and brainwashing to turn kids into robots, and decides to expose the facility to the world - but using his own face and name instead of the cape and cowl. 

Villain 

While this episode does not have a traditional super villain, Dr. Wheeler is one of the most threatening antagonists the series has produced. To harken back to season 1, what made Blight a really effective villain wasn’t that he had radiation powers. What made him effective was that he was a man with institutional power who did not hesitate to use said power to prey on the disadvantaged. Dr. Wheeler likewise is a man using an institution to prey on people - but not just any people. Wheeler preys on teens. 

Likewise, his tactics are horrifying. He is not a therapist trying to help teens - he is a egomaniac trying to break teens using tactics commonly found in cults and prisoner of war camps. 

And, like Blight, Wheeler is used as a point of social commentary. Derek Powers was commentary on the corruption of business and greedy Wall Street attitudes, while Wheeler is commentary on how society treats teens who act out. This episode is most definitely born out of the attitudes of the late 90s, when there were concerns about students being over-medicated with ritalin or being ‘worried well’ by parents who didn’t know how to handle kids and decided to put them into therapy. Wheeler is essentially a dystopic prediction of those attitudes, which makes for a more interesting episode, as there’s something actually being said. 

Character Development

Terry shines in this episode in a way he never has before. If you ever thought that Terry was relying solely on his suit to do the job for him, this is proof that that isn’t the case. After Terry finds out what is going on at the facility, he wants to go to the authorities, but Bruce explains that they can’t, not without revealing the source of their information. So Terry decides to forgo the suit and collect evidence with his own face. This is the true mark of a hero, in my opinion. Terry is someone who wants justice so badly that he tries to get it even without a mask. 

And once Terry is in the facility, his personality is front and center. We see up close just how empathetic and compassionate Terry is. He shows real concern for his friend and clearly wants to end a system of abuse. 

Rating

Five out of five. This is honestly one of the most powerful episodes in the series in my eyes. It strikes a particular emotional chord with me in this watch-through. I actually work with teenagers as my day job. In my first job out of college, I ended up working at a facility that, while a public institution, was knowingly modelled on the prison system, and deliberately used cult tactics. I willingly worked for an institution that was trying to break the spirits of ‘problem’ children and turn them into obedient robots. Now, the facility was not nearly as bad as Dr. Wheeler’s facility, but it was something I found myself morally opposed to and ultimately left, and this episode brought back a lot of memories. 

This episode is so good because, for speculative fiction, it isn’t really that far from reality.

The song that told us about the GPF banquet but we didn’t know it yet

We all know how Yuri on Ice likes dropping hints of what’s happening in the story through their soundtracks. Stay Close to Me is a fandom favorite to analyze, followed by Tales of a Sleeping Prince, which a lot of people saw similarities between the lyrics and Viktuuri’s story. 

The other songs with lyrics all make sense to their own characters - Still Alive talks about Leo de la Iglesia, Shall We Skate references Pichit’s passion and motivation, and JJ’s song is… Well, about himself. Yet, we’re left with a song with lyrics that still made no sense until episode 10.

I’m talking about Intoxicated, Chris’s short program song.

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My problem with reylo

I’ve wanted to get my thoughts about this in order for some time now, so here goes:

It’s not actually a problem with Kylo Ren/Rey. It’s with Ben/Rey.

I have a problem when Ben/Rey shippers ship them together because Ben is a deep down good person who got caught up with the wrong people and desperately wants out, because Ben respects Rey, because Ben cares about Rey, because Ben is gentle with Rey, because Ben just wants to be accepted and loved, because Ben wants to be the man Rey deserves.

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The Jonerys tag is a wonderful place, but it gets really annoying when I have to block so much negativity. So many people have uninformed or hypocritical opinions about these characters. And some people are just plain ol’ fucking stupid. The bullshit they spew is nauseating and I spend so much time blocking. I have to read what they say before I decide to block, so I’m still seeing their shit. And I know it’s only going to get worse. Just wait until #epicboatsex. There’s no point in being nice to people who post their negativity in the Jonerys tag. They don’t care. Obviously they don’t or they would be more respectful. That’s why I roll my eyes when people in this fandom put asterisks in other ship names when they speak negatively about them. Why? What’s the point? The same courtesy does not get extended to Jonerys no matter how many times you ask nicely or how many posts you write providing legitimate reasons why you shouldn’t tag your negativity. I won’t say “hate” because some people argue they’re not actually “hating” they’re just “disagreeing”. Yeah. WTF ever. I know what “context” is even if you don’t.

Originally posted by bricesander

I’m at the point now where I’m like fuck ‘em. If I have to spend my time blocking their shit, they can block me too if they don’t like what I say. I’m not censoring ships anymore.