why does the text look like that

This is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever freaking seen.

[Photo caption: a screencapture of a tweet from twitter user jynersos.  Text: why does this look like a picture that a school would put on its website to encourage parents to send their kids there.  Photo: Daisy Ridley and John Boyega, dressed as their Star Wars Characters on set, smile winningly at the camera.]

The Warfstache section of the Bubbles commercial now makes sense… Kind of…

“Are you constantly hunted by the ghosts of everyone that you killed and maybe you think it was you that was the problem and it wasn’t just a misunderstanding where you were trying to tickle them with a knife?”

Wilford treats every murder like a joke because of what happened in WKM, but maybe deep inside him there’s a thought were he blames himself. This drives him insane and turns him into Wilford Warfstache.

What now I’m having doubts with, yeah we know how Dark got his powers and stuff, The Colonel/Wilford already had powers that broke the laws of physics. But how??? Why????

And if Dark is really looking for revenge on The Colonel, how does this explain Markiplier TV??? How does this play along with ADWM???

@markired

shit the signs prob do/say

*from my experience*

Aries: bad bad texters, make everything obvious, *randomly curses at u* (not a surprise if u find them talking to themselves), crazy drivers vroom vroom, *screams but cools down after 3 min*, laughs manically when angry, looks focused about everything,  jokes about things that’ll make you widen your eyes (rly personal shit)

Taurus: asks when and where they’ll be able to eat, make literally 0 sense sometimes, lazy bean always saying they’re tired, virgo #2, will fight u, takes their fights seriously, MI X ED SIGNALS!!?!!?!?

Gemini: “idk I like them but I don’t, you get me?”, hates it when u repeat music but they do the same shit, acts smart but can’t backup their arguments, rly loud laughers, *screenshots everything*, repeats their jokes until someone laughs at it

Cancer: adds everything w daddy, “im not emotional wtf”, likes to be derpy, either babies u or likes being babied, becomes victim if u dont return affection, has atleast accidentally called their teacher mom/dad once, “send that to me!”

Leo: actually leaves yelp reviews, s/o > frnds/u, dramatically cries when hungry, “lets take an uber”, turn to preachers at random times, #triggered, goes to places just for the pictures

Virgo: judged u atleast once, involves themselves in drama & accidentally becomes a victim, not scared of u, independent woman who dont need no man (unless u got some leo in u), my opinion > urs

Libra: literally wild af, talks really loud, says shit without even thinking twice omg??, wings everything, air head #2, s a ssy, “idc if they don’t like me……but why tho”, leo #2, have dank memes to back up their argument, most likely to send u a nude/ or have u call them daddy/mami, suggest i v e

Scorpio: text them at 4 am and they’ll reply, actually really hate spooky shit, could pull off as Geminis if they weren’t so mysterious, also looks rly hot, thinks about every bad scenario, the worriers, staring at you either means they hate u or they like u pick one

Sagittarius: *freedomly flirts*, so harsh like ouch?, the type to ask u to dinner and say they forgot their wallet, says no but does it anyways,  *shows u a song then reminds u they showed u it everytime u listen to it*, mimics everything, most likely to wear something that’ll grab someone’s attention

Capricorn: *looks rlly powerful but likes a dominant person*, lets you copy their hw #realOG, looks rly confused, depended on 167% of the time, looks rly hot, looks so serious but is really singing in their heads, ride or die

Aquarius: air head #1, say the weirdest shit sometimes omg?, leo #3, won’t apologize for none, probably already found out the secret to life, doesn’t hide anything, “im n o t we a  k”, makes a joke bout everything

Pisces: more sensitive than cancer like wyd astrology, says “what” after you just explained yourself, “dude what if like…”, oblivious , person: look at that cute person pisces: where?! *looks everywhere but the cute person*, no one knows what they’re thinking

Everybody loves a mute Vagabond so here’s something I was thinking about.

The Vagabond, mercenary for hire is called in by the Fakes. Does some jobs and gets invited to join them.

It’s when they’re hanging out at the pent house after a heist does it actually come up. Jeremy asks him why he never talks. They’ve heard him hiss on the rare occasion, but never a single word despite knowing them for a while. Ryan- they learn his name first- just shakes his head and texts Jeremy why.

Then they think of ways for him to better communicate. Jack likes his texting, Jeremy suggests pen and paper, Michael talks about a computer programmed to talk, and Geoff finally comes up with a reasonable answer. Asking if Ryan knows sign language. Ryan does.

So they look at each other. Out of them, one has to know sign language. Right? They spend the next ten minutes angry at everyone else for not knowing and arguing about who would learn it. Gavin walks in from his room, asking what they’re talking about.

Jeremy asks if Gavin knows someone who knows sign language. Gavin nods.

“Yeah I know sign language.”

The skepticism is evident among the group, but Gavin insists he does and asks Ryan to sign something. Ryan does and Gavin looks at him with confusion.

“My hair is pouring babies.”

Everyone laughs except for Michael who says, “Well no one here knows sign language then.”

Gavin huffs and swears that’s what Ryan is saying. So they humor the lad and ask for him to translate. Of course, Ryan really is just messing with the poor boy. Sometimes saying really sentences and sometimes not even signing anything and doing more of an organized flail.

They never truly believe he’s fluent as he says until he gets into a heated argument with Ryan. The words stop flowing and their hands are moving far too quickly. It doesn’t stop until Gavin is signing at the speed of light for a good five minutes, ending with a smooth hand glide up his neck and a hip swaying exit.

The crew asks what it was about and Ryan shrugs, texting them.

“He said I was wrong. Insulted me, my family, my cow, called me a bitch and left.”

Rivals

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Taehyung

Rating: 18+ (explicit sex, biting / growling / thigh riding / overstimulation - ENJOY)

Word Count: 3,557

Summary: Taehyung is your biggest competition in the workplace. Everything he does just makes you want to scream. HAPPY BIRTHDAY @rudeboywonho , as part of your week of pain fun. 

Originally posted by jeonstyle

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anonymous asked:

This is me opening up a request for mild one-sided sheith. Where Keith once had a crush on shiro and lance is a bit jealous and gets into an argument with Keith over his crush, but Keith yells at lance and tells him he doesn't like shiro anymore and that he likes someone else. lance is confused and confides in hunk because of this mystery person Keith's crushing on and he hates that it's not him although it is.

this request was super interesting to me and i really hope this is kind of what you were looking for… 

i plan to end this happily in a part 2 if anyone is interested lmao but i thought i’d leave this kinda angsty since so many people have been sending me messages like “MOM I NEED LANGST/KLANGST PLS IM DYIN GIVE IT TO ME” and i just don’t understand why you want our precious boys to be sad???? lmfao

*curled up in a corner crying softly* why does everyone want me to hurt my son

Back again with screenshots!! ;)

When you’re in love with one of your band members #Yoonkook

Then you find out that the other members are in love with him too 

But it’s fine bc you’re secretly dating

WE can sEE your hand TaE

“Guys, shut up, the sun is talking”- Jhope

“One day I’ll buy a big ass snake and put it in your room…wait did I say it out loud..”- Yoongi

(Thinking) when will Jungkookie love me back..

This is how all Koreans solve their serious problems

Daamn dat jibooty tho/Yoongi 2k16

Taking a cool pic with the squad 

Joonie hinting for the Wings album & comeback

Yoongi hinting for the “Not today” mv 

Daamn dat sugabooti tho/Jimin 2k16

When you see a flying cockroach

When you “accidentally” open the door on one of your members while they’re in the shower (yes I’m talking about what Hobi said in their last RUN episode)

The iconic dance move in Baepsae ;)

There’s always that one kid that goes all out and starts free-styling when you actually have a choreography (jk it’s not even funny)

Look at how smol Suga is ^^ 

Hobi re-acting his passport pic lol he’s still kyut tho

“Ay gurrl, you know annyonghasaeyo?”

Hinting for “Not today” mv again

This is how BTS turn up. Seriously someone please safe Hobi..

Everyone’s dancing and Tae is just admiring himself in the mirror. I don’t blame him tho

When you haven’t seen your bff in a long time

“Come to daddy” -Jin, when he sees food after a long day..(lol he looks a bit scary)

BTS turning up pt.3

When Hobi sees a snakeu

Monie doesn’t know gravity pt.2

When you start contemplating your entire life in the middle of a body-roll

Every squad has a hoe that can’t really twerk but does it anyway and anywhere and the squad hypes her up bc why not

-Who’s the most annoying coconut-head maknae?

Hobi running away from the snakeu

Why does it look like Namjoon is about to kill Hobi…

“If you can’t touch their ass, just kick it” - Kim Taehyung 2k16

Now here’s smth extra for Jimin stans

…do you see the difference between Suga’s and Jimin’s legs lol

-Who loves Jungkook the most?

You asking what a saying/word means in korean, but it’s dirty.

[I put romanization]

Seokjin:

You: Jinnie! Can you translate something for me?

Jin: What is it?

You: Naneun neoege ib-eulo julyeogohanda (I want to give you a blowjob)

Jin: *shook* Jagi, you shouldn’t know that!

[Gifs don’t like working for me]

Yoongi:

You: *points to a term in a book* What’s this mean?

Yoongi: *reads it out loud* naleul meog-eo chiwola… (Eat me out..)

*Other members looks at him*

Yoongi: You did that on purpose didn’t you?

Originally posted by yoongiyi

Hoseok:

You: Hobi, what’s this say?

*sentence* naleul ontong jilnae sajeonghada (come all over me)

Hoseok: I’ll explain later..

Originally posted by sosbts

Namjoon:

You: *showing him a text* Can you tell me what this means?

Text: Naleul songalag-eulo (finger me)

Namjoon: Why tell you when I can show you?

Originally posted by charrytommoto

Jimin:

You: Jiminie, what does “nal geosigi” (dick me down) mean?

Jimin: *flustered* You don’t wanna know.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Taehyung:

You: Tae, what does “eumhaeg” (clitoris) mean?

Taehyung: Well.. you have one Jagi..

Originally posted by taesscripts

Jungkook:

You: Kookie, can you translate “jumuleugi” (Handjob) for me?

Jungkook: *jungshook* Who’s sending you that word?

Originally posted by reneemallen

why does this stock photo from a tumblr ad look so creepy. “ok we need an old couple” “right” “but the chick can’t be like a wrinkly old grandma” “what” “like make her old but not UGLY and WRINKLY you know? like let’s just find a hot young 65 yr old lady.” “i don’t think those exist” “ok we’ll get a 40 yr old and dye her hair gray. but also airbrush her face to be smooth. don’t want any wrankles”

replaying BBS0.2 and I’m just now realizing that when it zooms in on Ven during the trio scene, his eyes. actually. move. a couple times. it’s super subtle and I probably only noticed this time because I was sitting right in front of my tv BUT???

I thought it was strange enough that his eyes were open in the first place if the illusion was just representing his physical self as Aqua remembered him last (like Terra) bECAUSE HIS EYES HAVE NOT OPENED SINCE HE WENT TO SLEEP

SO IF TERRA AND AQUA WERE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE

BUT VEN WAS THERE

ARE YOU TELLING ME VEN MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HEAR THEM BUT HE JUST COULDNT RESPOND BECAUSE HE’S SLEEPIKLSDL’L;AKDJFA

*new pictures of robert, gwyneth and mark on set* 

me: so are these from infinity war or avenger 4? pepper and tony share a kiss, but why are they looking at each other soulfully? is that a farewell kiss or reunion kiss? Is that an engagement ring on pepper? why are pepper and tony wearing similar sporty looking gear? morning jog or they’re suiting up? *ahem* rescue??? that chest piece on tony should I be worry? why does bruce look like he’s about to cry (of relief? or of sorrow?) when he hugs tony? WHAt is HAPPENING????????I JUST WANT THEM ALL SAFE AND HAPPY

Lucky you, I’m drunk watching TSoT again, cuz i went thru the.list and realized hey what other episodes matter, right? Here we go: The game is, drink whenever you wanna forget s4 and that Mary was never given the chance to be a true villain and mastermind of the Moriarty network thus invalidating her relationship with John and solidifying Sherlock and John’s true love:

- There’s gotta be a faster way to steal gold.

- All Sherlock texted was “Help,” and Greg brought friggen helicoptors. He’s worse than John.

- Aaaaahhhh…I almost forgot what good cinematography looks like.

- Why does Mrs. H say “you always live alone”? Goddamn EMP, get your filthy paws off my favorite episode.

- Oh sure, one of the main characters got married in this episode, but we’re not gonna show tge ceremony at all, and his first word spoken will be “Sherlock.”

- I hate Mary but she’s so pretty and I love her dress

- David looks like he knows he’s gonna be a Surprise Parent in 9,783 fics.

- When will we see Harry. When will we see John’s bedroom. When will we see the truth. Why is my tequila pink.

- Goddamn every time Sherlock and Mary interact it’s so purposefully easy. They work. They’re like siblings. She’s so smart. TST would have never happened. Goddammit.

- Whenever I’m about to do something uncomfortably sociable I imagine Mycroft saying “Minnngling…?”

- Okay, I get the Greg and Molly thing. He stands so close…

- It bothers me that the Best Man Proposal is the only scene we see the kitchen from that angle. Seems like a different flat.

- God fuckin damn I love the editing of this whole fucking episode. I need a sandwich.

- John flirtily saying “Nnnyess?” while Sherlock is freaking out about the best man thing is downright indecent.

- John trying not to cry during the speech is cruel. Let the man feel.

- Their entire friendship is contained in John saying “wait til I sit down.” And the fact that John reacts to everything in this speech a millisecond before Sherlock says it. Cuz he knows what he’s gonna say. Cuz they’re meant for each other. I hate this episode.

- There is a man bleeding out, Sherlock, control your libido.

- He said, abOut the stag night: “There’s hoyrs if material here, but I’ve cut it down to the really good bits.” I SEE YOU, MOFTISS. WITH THE EDITING PUN. GIVE US THE GAY BAR SCENE.

- I need 12 minutes of the theme i dubstep, please.

- Sherlock gets so much campier when he’s drinking. AND SO DOES JOHN.

- The most interesring thing about the knee grab “I don’t mind,” line is that it was clearly ADDED IN POST. They organized time to sit Martin Freeman behind a microphone to more clearly Insert. That. Line. Whyyyyyy. Releaseee meeeeeee.

- Sherlock drunkenly realizing his hand was behind John’s back is EVERYTBING.

- “WITH A GHOST MR. HOLMES.” Okay so let’s not acknowledhe thT this while thing mirrors TAB or whatever. So mucb fake death in tbis show. I wish s4 was fake, cuz that was a death if ive ever seen one

- Okay, tbis is definitely a two sandwich problem

- WHIP IT OUT, SHERLOCK

- I like how Sherlock basically says “no more murder and mystery” and then in ten seconds it turns into a murder mystery. SUCK IT, MARY.

- BBC Sherlock shows John Hamish Watson coming up the stairs with groceries more times than it shows him embracing his actual wife. HMMMMMM.

- “We would never do that to John Watson,” with his deduction face on. They.are both in love with john, and he just confirmed it.

- “Oh wbat a niiiiight.” I hate this episode.

one week since u looked at me

James and LIly fight and it’s 100% the other person’s fault, and everyone is just a little bit unhinged. 

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For @expressopatronum​, who requested a jily fic based on the Barenaked Ladies song. :D


tues.

James Potter to M8S B4 D8S: well. Fuck.

James Potter: im broken up

James Potter: literally

James Potter: and metaphorically

James Potter: and every other kind of shitty ally tbh

James Potter: hello?????

James Potter: im in Crisis here

Peter Pettigrew: we know, mate. You ok?

James Potter: how??

Peter Pettigrew: well…

James Potter: she texted u???

Remus Lupin: she texted me

Peter Pettigrew: then he told us

Remus Lupin: wtf, Prongs

James Potter: u believe her???

Remus Lupin: didn’t say that, mate. Just a weird situation, yeah??

James Potter: Weird = shitty, then yea. her fault tho for being so dramatic!! And do u arseholes have a group chat w/out me???

Sirius Black: nah. y would we do smth like that to u prongs. go chill @ mine. AND i for one am being a good mate and withholding judgment. (except on evans cos shes clearly at fault here)

James Potter: damn straight she is. 100%!!! and im already @ urs, actually. where r u tho?

Sirius Black: alcohol

James Potter: Good Man

Remus Lupin: I’m getting pizza

James Potter: don’t bother?? never eating again

James Potter: PS no more talking to evans unless its for espionage

Peter Pettigrew: this should be fun

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 James Potter to Not Lovely Lily: ready for ur apology, like, whenever, babe

James Potter: no?

James Potter: sirius’s sofa is super fucking cosy, btw

James Potter: PS whatever the current differences between us, pls dont stoop so low as to eat Mums biscuits

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Look, chowder definitely is the type to take a picture of you whenever you’re in an embarrassing situation and it is the bane of nursey and dex’s existence they barely have time to process it before chowder’s phone is in his hand and he’s always so??? Cheerful?? When he does it??? They don’t even know why he does it because it’s not like he sends them to the group text or anything, but they know….. that if chowder ever got mad enough he has more than enough to blackmail the hell out of them