why does my hair not look red in this

mechengmama  asked:

Ginny x Luna - "Why are you hiding under my table?"

Thank you for the beautiful prompt love! I hope you’ll like it!


Could sunset be put in a bottle?

Would it be beautiful if it was in a bottle?

Does constraining things make them lose their meanings?

Luna thought. It’s what she does. She thinks, but never particularly about one thing. She thinks about everything.

She slowly crawled under the table.

Am I constrained here, she thought, or am I free because it is where I want to be? Are boxes prisons, or can you be a star and be in prison as well.

“Why are you hiding under my table?”

Luna saw Ginevra’s red hair falling, almost touching the ground. Her face was on a horizontal line, and she was bending to see Luna better.

Luna smiled. As Ginny loved to see her, she loved to see Ginny.

She liked that Ginny tried to look at her, to see her.

Luna thinks because she sees. She sees the flames and lights, she sees the darkness and shadows. She sees how everything moves together, at the same time, towards the same direction -yet never going to the same place.

“To see you better, of course,” Luna said and Ginny smiled.

“Would I see you better if I’d join you?” Ginny asked, her lips strained, her teeth showing, corners of her eyes crinkling, her voice is full of light.

“You always see me better,” Luna said. She watched as Ginny slid from her chair, her robes opening up a little to show her milky legs and the small freckles adorning it like sparkles, and sat next to Luna. Their arms touching, and the smell of their bodies entwining.

Everything goes to the same place because everything reaches to Ginny. And she is the place only Luna will reach.

“Good,” Ginny said. “I don’t want anyone else to see you better.”


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what's a fire and how does it - what's the word? - burn

so i have this disney playlist i listen to usually when i’m driving and i was blasting poor unfortunate souls this morning and i was thinking

what if ariel didn’t sign the scroll?

because she’s about to, okay, and she looks at the paper. the parchment made of seaweed, the ones that’s specially treated to survive underwater. and she thinks of her cave of treasures, her books that remain perfectly preserved underwater. “no thank you,” she says slowly, becoming keenly aware of air of this place, of the not-people she’d seen who hadn’t been able to pay the price for sea witch’s bargain. “i – no. thank you. but no.”

ursula tries to convince her otherwise, but ariel runs. she goes back to her cave, destroyed as it was by her father’s anger, and thinks.

she’s the daughter of triton. her books never got wet, though she lives in the ocean. she feels a pull inside her, to the land, to somewhere else, but what if – what if –

what if she doesn’t need the sea witch or her father to perform magic for her? what if she has her own?

ursula had wanted her voice because that’s how she performed her magic. singing in this cave had given it powers and protection, and when she saved her prince from the sea – she sang then too, to keep him safe, to guide him back to life and away from death.

so she has magic. she only needs to figure out how to use it.

so that’s what ariel does now. she’s quiet and keeps to herself, and her father and sisters think that it’s because she’s upset with her father, that she’s busy licking her wounds. she’s moved on from that. she has no trident, and is uninterested with fueling her magic with the souls of the damned like ursula has. so she needs to figure something else out.

she does what she’s not supposed to do, and goes where she’s not supposed to go, slipping past the guards and patrols to the one place in the sea that is forbidden to all of them.

the crevice in the earth where what remains of her grandmother lives.

ariel goes to amphitrite, and the sea goddess is so much bigger than ariel, the size of great whale as she curls at the bottom of the sea floor, too old and too tired to do anything more than sleep. “granddaughter,” the great being croaks, opening an eye as blue and as unfathomable as the sea, “you look like me.”

“they say i look like my mother,” she says, and to herself adds: that’s why father can barely stand to look at me.

“you have more of me in you than your mother,” she says, and she shifts and pulls her mass of red hair over her shoulder. “more of me in you than your father does, even.”

“i have magic,” she says, pulling her bravery to the fore as she swims closer to her grandmother, “i want you to teach me how to use it.” amphitrite pushes herself up, and it’s the first time she’s moved in a millennia, and ariel notices for the first time that her grandmother isn’t a mermaid – she has legs.

she has legs.

“you have power,” amphitrite corrects fiercely, “and i will teach you to wield it.”

and so she does. ariel spends her nights by her grandmother, learning to harness the power of the sea that runs in her veins, and sleeps her days away while her sisters and flounder and sebastian grow more and more concerned, but she refuses to tell them why. she refuses to be stopped.

but her heart still aches. she fell in love with her prince, and she wants him still. so she swims to the edge, goes to the beach where his castle resides in the dead of night when her lessons with her grandmother are complete, and sings

. she’s careful not to let any magic leak through, only her voice. she does not want to enchant him. she wants him to love her as she is. so she sings, her voice clear and powerful and cutting through the air. she hopes he can hear it.

then one day a figure walks to the beach, and it’s him, her prince. “hello?” he calls out, “are you out there? are you – please, it was you that saved me, wasn’t it? won’t you come out and let me see you?”

so she does, waves her tail at him until he catches sight of her and takes hesitant, disbelieving steps closer.

“you’re a mermaid,” he says, eyes wide, “i thought i saw – but it couldn’t be.”

“i am, and it can,” she says, heart beating wildly in her chest. he’s just as handsome as she remembered, and she wants him just as much. “my name is ariel.”

“ariel,” he repeats, and pulls off his boots and goes wading into the water, watching her to see if she flinches away from him. she doesn’t, and his strides grow bolder. “my name is eric.”

“eric,” she whispers, and when he’s close enough he touches her, trailing fingers across the bare skin of her shoulder and tangling them in her hair.

when he kisses her, she feels powerful enough to undo the world.

so there’s that now, spending her nights with her grandmother and her prince, and she knows how to make her own legs now, could walk onto land and be made a queen among the two legged men.

but she’s a princess here first, and before she can do that she needs to take care of something.

ursula.

the rotten sea witch with her rotten sea magic won’t be allowed to torment her people any longer.

she tells her grandmother, and amphitrite smiles and says, “an excellent decision, child. i’ve enjoyed our time together, but i think it’s time for me to sleep once more. i’ve taught you everything i can.”

and tears prick ariel’s eyes, but she holds them back. she knew that it couldn’t be forever, that her grandmother can’t die but no longer desires to live and this is the in-between.

“you’ll be an amazing queen,” amphitrite murmurs, and closes her eyes for a millennia more.

this isn’t something to be done in the dead of night, although it would be easier to do it then.

she will make a spectacle of it, she will remind the sea that her people are not to be trifled with.

once upon a time they feared a blue eyed, red haired sea queen with the power to destroy them all. it’s time for them to do so again.

so she drives ursula to the center of the city. her sisters cower and people hide, and her father comes rushing forward to save her.

“you’ve committed great crimes against my people,” she says, not flinching as lightning gathers in the sea witch’s hands, “so now shall a great crime be committed against you.”

“foolish girl,” the sea witch snarls.

triton is yelling. he won’t get there in time.

he doesn’t have to.

she doesn’t need to sing anymore. instead she lifts her hands and pulls ursula apart without ever touching her, not only renders flesh from bone but also sets free the souls she’s been hoarding, reverses the magic done to those who’d fallen into the sea witch’s trap.

they all stare at her, her people, her father, and her sisters. she looks to triton and says, “i’m not a little girl anymore.”

he opens his mouth, closes it again, then says, “i can see that.”

all at once everyone’s perceptions are turned sideways about their youngest princess. she commands a power that even her father doesn’t have access to, she’s not depressed and dreamy – she’s powerful young woman who knows exactly what she’s doing.

so she does what she wanted to do, she gives herself legs and steps onto the sand and launches herself into eric’s arms. she becomes his bride, and the rumors run rampant of what she is, of where she came from, but they can’t prove anything and so they rule.

they live long, happy lives. ariel is his consort, his advisor, his wife, his tactician, and his best friend. all those years reading drowned books have certainly paid off. she ages herself along with her husband, bears his children and then teaches them they ways of her – their – people.

her husband dies, and she disappears, like the stories of selkie women that everyone whispers around her. their children give their father a sea burial, and vow to see him again one day. what they know and none of their subjects do is this – their father’s body isn’t in that casket.

she returns to her ocean, her legs form into her glittering green tail, and she goes home. she uses her terribly powerful magic, and brings her husband with her. she went from princess ariel of the sea to queen ariel of the land, and now she’s back again.

she’s not quite a teenager, but neither is she the old woman she pretended to be on land. she’s returned her and her husband to the prime of their life, and as she gained legs to be with him, he now gives his up to be with her.

eric becomes a merman, and a prince by virtue of being ariel’s husband.

she returns to her family and her world without missing a beat, and they all welcome her as if she never left, treat her husband with kindness and respect.

because they all know.

it doesn’t matter that she’s the youngest. when, far in the future, triton’s reign ends –

ariel’s reign will begin.

anonymous asked:

k so there's this Nasty blog i found that says a lot of stuff about aphrodite 'striking down het guys who pretend to be lesbians' (aka trans lesbians) so... got any headcanons of aphrodite supporting her trans daughters piper/drew/etc?

I’VE SEEN THAT BLOG >:0 it makes me so angry!!!!! te/rfs aint worth shit, my friend, trust me. lesbians love women, ter/fs hate women … my only conclusion is that ter/fs are the fake lesbians, not beautiful incredible trans women and trans girls. i recommend following @translesbianaphrodite! they’re nearing their follower goal and their blog is just lovely! they post all kinds of positivity, mostly at sapphic ppl, especially of the trans/not cis variety! (and they are a hellenic polytheist like yours truly!) send them some nice messages too, if you’d like, they certainly deserve them! 

anyways, on to the Good Stuff ™ 

DREW

- Drew Tanaka knew she was trans from basically birth. She was born, heard the doctor say “congratulations, it’s a boy!” and smacked the midwife over the-

Just kidding. But, really, from a very young age, she knew she was a girl. And we all know how Drew is - she doesn’t take no for an answer and she does not like being told she’s wrong. Her mama (not Aphrodite, other mama) has the obligatory few moments of “wow my son is really girly haha” before realizing “oh shit my son is actually a girl. uh. daughter i mean” and so she prays to Aphrodite, who she loved and who loved her. She asks Aphrodite what she can do to help her daughter. And Aphrodite like.. just shows up, says “Okay, check this out” and walks over to Drew. 

“Hey pretty girl!” Aphrodite greets her. “Do you know me?”

And Drew pauses from scratching her nose for a few seconds to look at the goddess Aphrodite. “You’re my mom, duh.”

And Aphrodite laughs. “I sure am. I don’t often get the time to check up on my babies, but I wanted to see how my little girl was doing.”

“I’m okay, I guess.” Drew shrugs. “I’m playing trucks, which is alright. People don’t know this, but the red one goes way faster.”

“I’ll bet it does. Red is one of my favorite colors.”

Drew brightens up a little, pushes her short, straight hair out of her eyes to look up at her mother. “It’s mine too! I guess that’s why you’re my mom.”

When Drew turns away to grab more of her toys to show her mom, Aphrodite turns to Mama Tanaka and gestures. ‘Just like that,’ she mouths. And Mama Tanaka understands.

-

This continues for some time, Mama not understanding exactly what Drew needs. It took her a long, long time just to accept that she herself enjoyed the ‘company’ of other women - this trans stuff is hard to get used to. Not for a moment does she ever make that Drew’s problem. When Drew doesn’t want to change her name (”What do you mean? Drew is a girl’s name because I’m a girl. Do you think it’s a boy’s name?” “Of course not, pumpkin.”), when Drew wants her nails painted a different color every nail, when Drew wants her hair done up in pigtails even though it’s still too short…. Mama never makes it Drew’s problem. She and Drew work together to find a solution, and Mama works to understand Drew.

When Drew comes home from school talking about a ‘pretty girl i’m gonna marry one day’, Mama isn’t sure what to think. This should be one of the easier once, since it’s something she’s quite used to feeling too, but she wishes she could call on Aphrodite every time something happened. Parenting was hard. She never, ever wanted to hurt Drew. So she calls on Aphrodite through the ways she knows how; memory.

Like Aphrodite did so long ago, Mama takes it in stride, smiles reassuringly. “Is that so? Is she very pretty?” (”The prettiest!”)

Mama does this every time something like this happens. Every time a kid at school says something cruel, or Drew gets another crush, or her daughter picks up a new interest, or anything at all, Mama smiles and pets her hair and encourages her. She doesn’t make a big deal out of things, doesn’t ask accusatory questions. She’s gentle like sea foam on sand, like a breeze that shakes the flame of a candle but does not blow it out. She becomes that which reminds her of the lover she once had, the lover that gave her her beloved daughter, her Drew.

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i just know that if i keep writing this is going to end up 100k words so uh…. i’ll keep working on it privately and maybe post it on ao3 because i am yelling and i didnt realize this was something i loved this much omg… thank you for sending the ask! - mod will

anonymous asked:

Was Draco ever jealous of Ginny? And if yes is he still a bit jealous or are they on good terms?

Harry: Oh my god, did you have to remind him?!

Draco: Who’s the better kisser, Harry?

Harry: Nooo!

Draco: See? You won’t tell me because it’s her. It’s her, isn’t it?

Harry: Draco, you’re the best kisser out of all the people I’ve kissed! 

Draco: Sure. So did she suck cock better than I do?

Harry: *hiding face* Oh. My. God.

Draco: Do you miss her? Should I maybe dye my hair red?

Harry: Why would I miss her?! We only just met last week!

Draco: Oh? Does the sight of her make you regret the fact that you’re gay?

Harry: No!

Draco: Do you think she’s better looking than I am?

Harry: No!

Draco: Do you still love her?

Harry: NO!

Draco: *grinning* So you love only me?

Harry: No!– wait, no, wait, YES! Only you! Draco, wait, come back! Only you, only you!

After sleeping over it...

I must say I’m puzzled. My initial reaction was the intended one: OK, Sam is with Mackenzie and Cait is good with it. They celebrated his birthday together and had a great day.

Then…

Hm, his hair is so red? He looked so blonde in the last pictures, but he doesn’t here?

Why is Cait wearig a leather Jacket in hot SA?

Why is Mackenzie wearing shorts and a cropped shirt and everyone else wears long trousers and Sam and Cait are even wearing a jacket?

Where are her legs ending?

Why does Sam look like shit in this picture?

Why is Mackenzie the only one looking happy?

Who are those random people in the picture?

Why did Cait post an obviously old picture and also a very bad one? She looks strained, Sam looks awful.

Why didn’t she take a new one? If Mackenzie is still in SA and they all celebrated together it could be easy to take a pic of the three of them? Was it so urgent? 

Why was it so urgent?

Why did Cait post the picture at all?

Sam’s reaction to the pic. A kissing smiley, for me that means, thank you. Thank you for what? For outing his relationship? But why didn’t he just post the picture himself. Why didn’t he post a picture ages ago? If wants the relationship to be official, that would have been the easiest thing in the world.

Or he doesn’t want it to be official? But why would he be thankful then? And why wouldn’t he want it to be official?

Why did Paydin change her IG post to “soon” instead of next week?

Why is Mackenzie’s hair so much shorter in Paydin’s pic and video than it is in South Africa?

Who did Sam pick up at the airport?

So so weird. I’m buying it, Sam and Cait. Really, I’m buying it, but I don’t believe it. Something is foul. I have no idea what and I trust you to have a reason for this very weird shitshow. You certainly won’t do that for a lark. But I’ve never seen a weirder selling of a “true romance”. Seriously not. 

anonymous asked:

"why are your hands purple?" shklance ;)

I bet you think I’m gonna do a Galra Keith joke. :)
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Lance had no idea what happened, but Keith was covered in purple stains from the fruit they were handling and Lance’s hair turned blue after eating one. It was safe for humans, and the locals used them as party tricks and gifts anyways.
He had been trying to shove one down Keith’s throat when Shiro came to check on them. The door opened, and both men froze as their older boyfriend peered in, the door opening to reveal a very confused but disapproving Black Paladin.
“Keith, why are your hands purple? And Lance, why do you have blue hair?” Shiro asked, raising an eyebrow. Instead of answering, Lance took the opportunity to shove the gold and red fruit into Keith’s mouth, the half-human swallowing the soft banana textured flesh due to reflex.
Keith shoved Lance away, coughing and sputtering, looking up as his blue boyfriend squealed in delight and Shiro started laughing from the doorway. “Lance! What did you do?!?” Keith yelped, his scalp all tingly.
“Oh my god, your hair! It’s pink!!!” Lance cackled, dashing behind Shiro before Keith could take a swing at him. Keith actually growled. “How long does this stuff last anyways?” He snapped, pouting. Lance giggled from where Shiro had fallen over laughing. “Three days.”
Keith groaned. Pidge was going to tease the hell out of him for this…
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Pink haired Keith. Sounds cute, no? :3

Ok y’all time to talk about The Ninjago Movie

First, the characters we’ve seen so far

GLOWY GARMY GLOWY GARMY HE GLOWS I’M SCREAMING

I love him so much he’s my profile picture on discord right now. Although in some other pictures the 4 arms look a little,,, weird,,,, but idk

ok so you can’t tell with the quality of this picture but HE HAS THE SCARS AROUND HIS EYES A+ I LOVE 

the hair seems a little… tall? but it’s chill. His character design is pretty close to the show’s, his hair is just mirrored, so he doesn’t freak me out as much as the others.

Nya is cool, it looks like she’s got some samurai stuff going on which makes me HYPE but she sort of looks like a fusion of wildstyle and Pixal, ya know? We’ll see.

Jay why ya gotta be in the back I can’t tell anything about you.

Anyways he has freckles guys. FRECKLES I REPEAT FRECKLES HE IS CUTE 

at first I thought he had Dareth’s hair and I was like. No. but I looked at it again and it’s just really messy thank goodness. HOWEVER I THINK HIS HAIR IS BROWN NOT RED AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY 

I’M A REDHEAD I NEED MY REPRESENTATION

Interesting that he’s wearing both red and blue 

uh

uh…….

ok so, why does Lloyd have green eyes when every single other lego minifigure ever has black it’s creeping me out just a bit.

Also he looks like a surfer dude so

put his eyebrows back where they came from or so help me

but it’s ok, he looks old but it’s probably just the expression.

it’s all ok

everything is going to be o-

AHHHHHHHHHH NEVERMIND ABORT ABORT N O T  O K

I’ve been able to calm down and appreciate every character design except for Zane’s 

Part of what’s so beautiful about Zane is he’s a robot but he still acts and looks human but,,, I don’t think this is the case here. 

Is his head skinny or is it just me

why are his eyes glowing not ok scared help me

ok maybe things are going to be ok after all

tbh the worst part is I can’t see his eyebrows does he have The Eyebrows???? I need to know now. Plz.

but he totally looks like a buff weightlifting hot dude who’s secretly a ballerina I’m 

MAN BUN

BLESS THE MAN BUN

ok but. WHy are the ninja’s designs so radically different when Wu and Garmadon actually look pretty similar it’s so weird 

anyways I love Wu’s design, his beard is dirty and cracked like it’s an actual old lego minifigure piece and he has YE OLDE SHINY HAT I love him so much

Overall, calm down about the character design guys. We’ve known since very early that this has nothing to do with the tv show. With different personalities and voice actors, different designs fit better.

If I compare these characters with the ones from the show I am angry and alarmed and I hate them. But if I remove the show and see it as its own separate entity they are all actually really cute and precious. Except for Zane. 

Also, these are stills. Many stills of characters look weird, unnatural, ugly, or stupid because they’re in the middle of moving and talking. Once we see them in motion, it will appear different. Trust me.

Player!Taehyung

Also I’m sorry for getting this up late!! But now it is time for the second member of the maknae line, the second half of the Daegu line, the love of my life who is such a cutie like do you ever see someone and just go okay yeah that’s a cute bean bc that’s me every time I see him, he’s just so squishy and smol and bby I love him so much, Kim Taehyung aka V aka tae tae

  • This AU takes place in college!Tae (here) it isn’t necessary to read the both of them together, the college AU is just to help set the scene a bit more
  • Visuals are up first bc I love me some Tae visuals he i s a visual like when they don’t whitewash his photos and you can see his tan YES PLZ SIGN ME UP FOR THAT SHIT
  • Okay so I have to point something out bc I thought about it yesterday and once I had it in my head, it was official it h a d to be done
  • I’m gonna go with the War of Hormone look for player!Tae
  • War of Hormone!Tae is actually just player!Tae there’s no difference
  • He looked s o good with that hair, the cut of it, the color, that entire era was golden with all the black and the leather jacket and the lollipop that was some good shit
  • Forever has a lollipop, why does he need so much sugar no one knows but it looks good so they aren’t complaining (I will never let the lollipop thing go)
  • Player!Tae always has a new hair color, he doesn’t stick with one for long, he’s done green, pink, purple, red, orange all the colors of the rainbow pretty much
  • Tae’s airport fashion is the cutest, he’s always in comfy baggy clothes and I love seeing my bby all comfy and knowing that he’s warm and content but he also makes them look really cute I still have no clue how he made shirts that had random holes in them look nice but he did and it made me wanna wear one too bc damn that’s a cute look
  • T h e player!Tae outfit is one of my favorites, I can’t remember the era but it’s infamous
  • It’s all black!Tae bc you all know how much I love all black outfits, he had black jeans and then a black sweater with “Donald” on it and a lil striped snapback that was faced backwards
  • Side note I just found another all black outfit, black t-shirt, black jeans that are making his legs look so fucking long and then a black leather jacket and now I want to go internally scream for like an hour maybe two
  • He’s a bit of everything, he’s a flirt but he also genuinely enjoys dating
  • His thing is that he’s a free spirit, he’s young, he’s got his acting major to work on and he just doesn’t have a lot of time to put into a relationship and he doesn’t wanna just half ass a relationship bc Tae is a romantic
  • He’s said that he wants to marry his first love, he wants a big family, he’d be the cutest lil boyfriend ever, he doesn’t wanna be trying to balance a bunch of classes and rehearsals and then try to add in a relationship if he knows he won’t be able to give them the attention they deserve
  • So instead, he keeps things casual and friendly
  • He is a v e r y approachable person, similar to hobi, he just gives off that vibe of come talk to me, he’s so friendly he could start up a conversation with anyone and keep it going without any awkward pauses plus he’s really nice looking so not only does he have a great face, he also has a great personality what a gem
  • So people approach him a lot and of course, they’re flirting, he’s flirting everyone’s giggly and happy
  • He really likes flirting actually, he likes making people happy so even if it’s just a quick “hey you’re cute” he knows that person is gonna go home and be smiley bc they got called cute and he loves knowing that he helped make someone’s day
  • Sometimes, when he sees someone that he can tell is just having a rough day, he’ll go over to them and start being all flirty and extra like he does this really exaggerated double take and goes “oh my goD I thought you were a model”
  • He’s one of those people that you can’t fully tell if he’s just being friendly or if he’s being flirty bc he’s really outgoing and affectionate so it’s kinda hard to tell which it is
  • But he kinda uses that to his advantage and keeps things platonic for the most part so that he doesn’t hurt anyone by breaking up with them bc he’s had to do it once and he h a t e d it
  • He never ever intentionally hurts people, he’s got such a soft heart he could never so “breaking up” is not something he likes to do so whenever his date asks what they are he’ll say they’re just friends or that it’s casual so no one catches any feelings
  • He would have so many different date ideas, he’s up for going to the park, the arcade, the beach, a cute dinner date, he’s good with everything
  • He always personalizes the date to them so if someone’s a big fan of seafood, he’ll take them to a sushi place or something like that, just a lil gesture to say hey I put some thought into this
  • You two meet on campus
  • You’re in the library and he comes in to find a book for his class and he sees you in the same section as him so he starts up a conversation
  • You already know exactly who he is and what his reputation is bc pretty much everyone does so you aren’t getting your hopes up when he starts being a bit flirty
  • But he’s also really funny and sweet and you can easily see why so many people go up to him
  • You two get scolded for being too loud so he takes you to the local cafe run by Jin and buys you a drink bc he wants to get to know you
  • You tell him upfront that you aren’t looking for anything casual, you’ve got shit to do, classes to study for and you don’t need someone that’s gonna pop into your life and then pop right back out
  • He reassures you that it’s just a platonic thing, he just wants to be friends that’s all and both of you know that in a month, you’ll be together but for rn, you go with the platonic approach
  • Sure enough, crushes start to develop, he becomes one of your favorite people to be around, you become his but you two are still just friends
  • You start to notice that he’s not flirting with other people as often and eventually it stops completely
  • He asks you out again to see if this time you’ll say yes and you do and he gets s o smiley his entire face just lights up and he looks so beautiful all the time but especially when he smiles
  • “I can be serious”
  • “Tae you’re wearing an adult sized onesie rn”
  • “I can take it off, no problem”
  • “Get ouT”
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just a bunch of messy Takumi sketches ♡✧( ु•⌄• )

my grandma's thoughts on musical characters
  • elphaba thropp: "oh my god... she's GREEN. why is she GREEN? is she sick?"
  • maria reynolds: "she looks like she came from a really rich, high quality strip club"
  • evan hansen: "his arm is broken and he looks like his emotions are broken too"
  • katherine pulitzer: "i wish i looked like her"
  • connor murphy: "why is he dressed in all black? is he going to a funeral?"
  • carrie white: "jeez, what's up with all the blood? did someone murder her?"
  • heather chandler: "oh she's really pretty! is she nice?"
  • jason dean: "is he friends with connor? are they going to the funeral together? is it the bloody girl's funeral?"
  • jared kleinman: "he looks like a nerd and i don't like him"
  • galinda upland: "why the hell is her dress so big? how does she even walk?"
  • margaret white: "...she looks scary. i don't trust her"
  • heather duke: "didn't you just show me heather? oh. this is a different heather. she looks mean"
  • alexander hamilton: "wait there's a musical about that dude? why?"
  • natasha rostova: "i like her. she looks happy"
  • lizzie borden: "that's supposed to be lizzie borden? why's she wearing leather? that's... interesting"
  • zoe murphy: "she looks like the bloody girl, except she's happy and not bloody now"
  • sonny de la vega: "he looks like a nice young man"
  • jack kelly: "he looks like he got beat up. is he okay?"
  • crutchie morris: "he looks like the the kid with the broken arm but this time his leg is broken and his emotions are stable"
  • heather macnamara: "she's pretty but why are there so many girls named heather"
  • hedwig robinson: "that's... that's a lot of makeup. wow"
  • amélie poulain: "she looks like the natasha girl except she's red and has shorter hair"
  • elizabeth schuyler: "she looks like natasha too!"
  • david jacobs: "he looks nice. is he dating the kid with the broken arm? they'd be cute together"
  • ram sweeney: "he looks like my high school boyfriend. i hated my high school boyfriend"
  • peggy schuyler: "does she work at the fancy strip club too?"
  • jeremy heere: "he... he looks like his childhood was rough. i don't know why"
  • wendla bergmann: "is she dating the bloody girl? they look like they'd be dating"
  • heidi hansen: "she looks stressed out. someone help her"
  • cosette: "she looks nice but she also looks like she needs help"
Michael Clifford:::Not My Type

Pairing: Michael and Y/N

Word Count: 7k+

Rating: SMUT

Requested: Yes

Nerd Michael…need I say more??

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still further impressions of dragon age: inquisition (can’t stop won’t stop)

  • dorian redefines being extra. like - i don’t even - dorian, why? what are you doing? why do you only have one sleeve? how long does it take you to twirl your moustache in the morning? what do you use? tevinter-made hair gel? a toothbrush? a special tiny pair of moustache curlers? i need answers 
  • my new method for dealing with enemies is to leap on my horse as soon as the little red Enemy Alert appears and just…..ride away. ride hard. don’t look back. sometimes i like to spur the horse into a canter and whisper “you’ll never catch me alive” as i flee 
  • do you reckon the inquisitor ever has a nightmare and cole goes to comfort them and when they wake up they just start screaming hysterically because there’s a tall thin ghoul with sunken eyes standing over their bed staring down at them whispering “i sensed your fear”? because i’d like to think so 
  • on that point: sometimes i enjoy picturing a cole who is completely fashion-blind and constantly looks like he got dressed in the dark after someone took his wardrobe and gave it a really good shake. the first time he turns up in a skirt dorian is appalled and everyone’s like “what’s wrong? come on, he can wear skirts if he wants, don’t be a dick” and dorian just looks at them with wide, horror-filled eyes and whispers “but he’s wearing it with socks and sandals”
  • the only characters who have unreasonable amounts of chest on display are the male ones (and arguably sera). i find this extremely satisfying. free the nipple, gentlemen. live your dreams. 
  • i made the most grotesquely inhuman noise when hawke mentioned fenris (specifically fenris being “willing to die” to protect him). guess i’m never gonna be over that one.
  • just….hawke in general? god i’m really glad he’s back i missed my beefy wizard son and his stupid sense of humour
  • @bioware i found a bug in your game and the bug is that i can’t romance vivienne de fer. i assume it is a bug because putting someone so awesome in your game and deliberately not making them a romance option is a flagrantly amoral decision, and i like to think you’re better than that.
  • every time i’m in skyhold and i leap off a balcony my head plays the “if you love me let me gooo” song and i don’t know how to make it stop 
  • i repeat: give me viv romance or give me death
Player!Hoseok

And now it is time for the third member of the hyung line, our hope, our angel who is so fucking sweet like he’s so caring and kind and warm and all he wants to do is make people happy how is he real I wanna hug him and tell him thank you bc he’s so amazing, Jung Hoseok aka J-Hope aka hobi

  • This post is written in the college AU, it’s just to help set the scene a bit so college!Hoseok is right here
  • Visuals are first bc I gotta
  • Hobi always looks so good but I gotta go with the black hair, it’s always such a l o o k, especially when it’s up and the forehead is showing bc then you can see all of his face
  • Black is one of my favorite hair colors for him but the look he had for Spring Day/Not Today was so fucking cute too and so was the red hair and the blonde, moral of the story, hobi is just always cute
  • Okay but hobi’s airport style is 10/10 I always love seeing the boys’ airport outfits bc they always look so good but I love hobi’s airport looks, they’re always so coordinated and he wears a lot of black and I’m a sucker for black clothing
  • But he can also pull off different patterns, he can do the camouflage look, he can do stripes, he can do sweaters, t-shirts, anything you throw at hobi, he’s got it covered, I mean the man pulled off a bright green sweater and made it look boyfriend how the hell does someone do that plz explain
  • The looks that fits player!hobi is the all black look he did, with the black jeans, black sneakers, black t-shirt, black bag, even his hair was black and that is my s h i t all black instantly
  • But there’s another all black outfit where he had a black t-shirt but then  a red beanie and the strap of his bag was red and that is just wow idk why I love it so much but I kinda keep looking at it bc I would like a round of applause for Mr. Jung bc that look officially has me heart eyes
  • He can pull off so many different hats it’s so hard to choose just one, he can pull off bucket hats, he can do the snapback look !!! beanies, goofy hats, all the hats so I’m just gonna choose them all for player!hobi 
  • Hobi is another dater, he is a really sensitive person when it comes to emotions so just like Yoongi, one night stands aren’t really a thing
  • It’s rare for him to go that far but when he does, it’s someone he knows really well, he’s just more a lover, he prefers feeling that connection of love and it being something really meaningful to both parties involved
  • But he does love a good date, he actually lasts pretty long with his dates, he doesn’t ever confirm or deny the relationship, that’s his thing
  • He’s a carefree kid who’s just focusing on having fun and he’s not looking to get into any relationships yet, especially when he’s so busy being a TA and a dance major
  • He never stops them from calling him their boyfriend but he also calls them his friend or his date so they get a bit confused bc wait it’s been like a month how are we not together yet
  • He always dances (pun intended) around the subject and changes it super quickly bc he doesn’t wanna let them down and tell them that he’s not interested in a relationship but it’s really nothing personal, it’s not their fault, he’s just having fun and chilling out with fun people
  • He has a very approachable vibe to him like he’s not a scary person, he’s so friendly and open and he’s always smiling so people aren’t afraid to come up to him and talk to him and maybe throw in a few flirty lines
  • He would be such a cute date oh my lord, he loves going to a festival or a cute lil diner or maybe feeding ducks at the park and eating some ice cream
  • Always always always holding his date’s hand, sometimes he’ll have his arm around them but even then, he wants them to be holding his hand bc he just loves that shit
  • He’s another player that you don’t expect to be a player based on his personality
  • He’s just so bubbly and caring and he’s really doting towards his dates, he’s always asking if they’re having fun, if they’re comfortable, if they wanna go somewhere else and he makes sure they get home safe so when they find out about it, they’re just oH
  • He h a t e s the “breaking up” part bc hobi loves making people happy and he does so much to get them to smile and he’s always so energetic and cheerful so the thought of ruining someone’s entire week bc of this is heartbreaking to him
  • But he’s also not a cheater and even if he’s not in a relationship with them, he doesn’t wanna be taking them on dates and spending so much time with them and then turning around and doing the same thing with someone else so he’s gotta break it off eventually
  • But he does it very gently, he makes sure they aren’t too down about it and he always promises to stay friends
  • You always see hobi around campus
  • Here’s the thing about hobi, pretty much everyone on campus either knows hobi, knows of him or knows someone that knows him, he’s a social butterfly
  • You know all about his reputation of having someone new every month and never committing but you also know about his dance reputation and that he’s supposedly am az in g
  • So when your friend tells you he’s performing in an underground freestyle competition thing and that they’re going, you figure you’ll go and see what all the talk is about bc when people talk about his dance skills they make him out to be this incredible, breathtaking dancer that’ll make you wanna dance too
  • You had never spoken to him so it was a bit ?? when he walked up to you and greeted you like you were his best friend but then you realize he’s being flirty and while it’s flattering, you also know what the end result typically is so you politely decline his offer to get a late night snack afterwards
  • He is a bit confused bc normally people don’t reject him but it’s his turn so he doesn’t have time to keep talking to you
  • You’re blown away by how talented he is bc have you ever seen hobi dance that shit is magical, it’s so captivating and just I could go on for hours about how talented hobi is
  • You leave shortly after his turn is up bc you have a class early the next morning and you gotta sleep so hobi doesn’t get another chance to talk to until he sees you on campus two days later
  • He keeps talking to you, every time he sees you and you realize that it’s been a while since you’ve heard about him dating someone and pretty soon, he’s spent the entire term single with no dating or even flirting with other people
  • “I wanna get to know you”
  • You’re trying really hard not to fall for his charming lil smile or the way his entire face lights up whenever he sees you or the way his voice sounds when he’s tired and his words are a bit slurred together bc he’s too exhausted to put in the effort to be coherent
  • You agree to go out on a date with him during the summer bc you figure you might as well get it over with, you’re already crushing on him so it’s better to see him from the player point of view so you can move on with your lives
  • It’s so much fun, he takes you down to the beach and you walk all around the pier together and play in the sand and run from the waves and it’s just a really stress free date where you two genuinely enjoy every moment and there aren’t any awkward moments
  • You get a bit nervous around the one month mark bc you know that’s when his relationships stop but then everything stays normal, he actually takes you out to dinner for your first month anniversary and then the next thing you know, you’ve spent the entire summer and the following term with him openly calling himself your boyfriend
  • “I like being in a relationship with you, it’s funner than having to stress over breakups”
  • “I like you as a boyfriend a lot more”
  • “Maybe one day, I’ll be upgraded to husband”
  • “Ch iLL”
The Tutor

Pairing: ZenxMC

Bye” You waved to your friend as she got into her boyfriend’s car and they drive off, “Don’t be late tomorrow!” You add.

You look down at your watch, school just ended and you have to get to the library in five minutes to start tutoring. When you went to the office yesterday afternoon to confirm your session for today, they assigned you to a new student. You still didn’t know who it was, all you knew is that they needed help in history, so you prepared some study guides and homework for them last night.

You push open the tall wooden door, it smelt like parchment and ink in here which immediately soothed your nerves. You looked around the room for anyone alone. You make your was to the back and you see a tall, man sitting at a table alone. His face was back to you so you didn’t see his face just a long ponytail of white hair.

Oh god no.

You recognized that hair. Zen. The pretty boy all the girls gushed over and you didn’t realize why he was good looking and that was all. They didn’t even know him. Does Mr. Perfect need some help with History? You laughed a little at that remark before walking out.

“I refuse to tutor him; he’s a narcissistic, pretty, asshole.”You grunt and turn back around. “No way, I’m going back to the office to tell them to assign a new tutor”

“Oi? Princess? Aren’t you my tutor” You hear him call out forcing you to turn around and looking into his beautiful red, gorgeous eyes.

You quickly turn back around, “No don’t get distracted by his beauty, just keep walking and act like you don’t know anything”

“Hey! I’m talking to you!” You feel someone grab your hand and turn you around making you face him and also making you blush, he really was attractive.

“L-Let m-me go” You struggled to break free of his hand, “Yes I’m your tutor please let me go you’re hurting my hand” You cry out.

He quickly let’s go and looks at his hand, “I’m sorry I would never purposely hurt a princess like you” He backs away,”But if your my tutor then why would you walk away”

“I refuse to tutor you! Why are you even getting tutored? You don’t even care about school,” You growl at him as you still hold your hand, as he had held it way too tight.

“Well, my parents said if I don’t pick up my grades by the end of the semester then I would have to quit something I really love” His cheeks grow red as he looks away from you.

“Well I still don’t want to tutor you,” You start walking towards the exit when you feel his hand grab your wrist tightly again which made you wince in pain, but he didn’t let go this time.

“Please, I need your help MC. You’re the smartest girl in school. I really need you…” His eyes pleading and his face flushed pink.

How did he know your name, you were basically a nobody at the high school besides for your few friends Jaehee, Jumin, Yoosung, and Saeyoung and they had their own things going on most of the time. And what’s with the whole “I need you” thing. Your face starts to heat up and you look at your shoes to avoid his piercing glare.

“Fine,” You mumble and walk back towards his spot at the table still looking down at your shoes. You hear his heavy footsteps behind you.

“Okay so what do I do, position,” He asks as he sits down next to you, positions very……distracting.

“W-well I’m gonna quiz you really quick so I can see what you need to know”, You say stuttering a bit as you lay out the papers and study guides today.

***HOURS LATER***

“I cant belive your parents are going to take that away!” You doubled over in laughter.

“SHHHHH” The librarian sneers and viciously signals for us to be quiet.

“Sorry” You and Zen mouth to her at the same time.

The reason why hes tutoring with you is actually really surprising, he likes to act and sing. He is in the Drama club and his parents threatened to take him out if his grades didn’t go up. He isn’t as dumb as you thought either, in fact he is the exact opposite of what you expected.

He is sweet, funny, and a gentleman. Oh and hes very hot.

You notice him staring at you and you quickly turn away before he can see you blushing. Then you feel a sharp nail poking your shoulder, “You kids need to leave, the library closed 15 minutes ago” The librian says as she signals to the door.

You look down at your watch, 10:15pm.

Oh my god!

“My mom is going to murder me! I am so sorry to leave like this Zen, but I as supposed to be home 3 hours ago! I’ll see you on Wednesday, please don’t be late!” You grab all your books and run out the doors, but not before you hear him respond softly,

“Wouldn’t miss it…..Princess”

You feel your face get red and hot, thank god he can’t see you.

  • Dad: *looking at my phone* Who's that?
  • Me: Michael
  • Dad: Why is he your lockscreen?
  • Me: Because loOK HOW PRETTY AND ADORABLE
  • Dad: He has an eyebrow piercing and red hair?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Yeh
  • Dad: *studies picture more closely* Okay, he does look kinda cuddly
  • Me: And?
  • Dad: *sighs* Fine, he's pretty
  • Me: *weeps* I know

anonymous asked:

Pick your favorite Rap Monster hair color!

Nooooooooooo *sobs*

that’s impossible

i love rainbow joon aka why the hell does he look so good with every hair colour? (okay i gotta say i wasn’t the biggest fan of his red hair tho)

these 4 are my favourite (but i love black and blonde joon too)

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Here’s what I started yesterday…. It’s kinda a Mystic Messenger AU/Crossover based on Star Crossed Myth…

Rip me lol


Before you, there were seven people stood, giving you a strange look because of your panicked reaction to their presence. Two possessed red hair. There was only one woman. One man had shockingly red eyes. Another man was so very… cute. A different one had a stern look on his face. The last of them was wearing what seemed to be sunglasses.

“Wh- Who are all of you, and wh- why are you in my apartment?!” You then took a few steps back, and only stopped when you bumped into the wall. That made you gulp, and what made the situation worse was that the white-haired man with the red eyes approached you, and took hold of your chin.

“Well, she has the beauty of a goddess… But does it compare to the beauty of a god such as myself?” He pressed his forehead against yours, and smirked. “Why are you staring at me with such wide eyes? Most women can relax in my presence…”

The stern looking one sighed, and approached the one stood by you. He shook his head, and forced him to back away. “Zen, that isn’t appropriate for the situation. We need her to cleanse us of our sins so that we can return home. That is all.”

“God, Jumin… You’re such a jerk.”

Diabolik lovers Dark Fate Reiji Sakamaki (dark 1) ~translation~

Dark prólogo (by @reading-drawinglaughing667) -dark 1-

This translation(spanish-english) was made by @floppymukami

Yui: (Ayato-kun, when are you going to wake up?)

Yui: (Although he is a vampire has state a long time like that …)

Yui: (I don’t want to think about wounds but …)

Yui: … Haa …

Yui: (I’m a little tired, huh. I should sleep today)

* Yui goes to his room *

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