why does everyone have to be so pretty

The HarrDuck Conspiracy.

It might sound strange, but Harry Styles is a duck. I know, sounds crazy, right? But hear me out. 

Harry Styles was born on February 1st 1994 in Redditch, England. Redditch has a beautiful lake called arrow valley, where you can find many ducks. (coincidence? i think not). Over the years, many fans have speculated that Harry in not 100% human. 

Let’s rewind back to when Harry Styles was a little baby duckling. 

As years go by, he certainly has not lost his quack.

This one is pretty self explanatory. 

The question is, Is it a breed of duck that looks like Harry? Or is Harry secretly the duck?

Looking back when Lou Teasdale asked him to do the “pouty” duck face, he said no.

He denied her request. Why? What harm would there be in making a duck face? Everyone does it, so why is he so against it? Because he would expose himself,  that’s why.

So, Sign of the Times. Contrary to popular belief, this song is about Harry trying to come to terms with his true self. Just stop your crying, remember everything will be alright. Ring a bell? Of course. We should consider ourselves extremely lucky to be witnessing this beautiful man (duck) flying and enjoying his life on water. Not convinced yet? Let me show you a little game of spot the difference.

Exactly. You can stop looking. There are none.

Moving on, as all of us, or at least the majority of us, have learned that Harry enjoys being in water. But what most people have not realised is that Harry looks extremely comfortable in water, almost like…..it’s his….natural….habitat.

This tweet might seem strange at first, with no context:

But, in reality, Harry was hungry because nobody had given him any soggy bread and wanted to be fed… but things took a turn for the worst, harry got ill and..

At first it may seem like a cute duck, but in reality it’s him in the picture and he wanted to make it clear that fans should stop throwing food on stage. 

Harry tries his best to hide his true form, but sometimes it’s difficult. For example, here:

Extremely clear, isn’t it? That’s a QUACK. He even says “I’ve never made that noise before.” Why? Research has proved that this phenomenon is a tactic that’s very well known between ducks. By saying this, no-one would investigate further and reveal his true form.

Pigeon toed?? More like duck toed.

Last but certainly not least, harry has said that the “quack” noise we are all hearing on the 9th track of his self-titled album, woman, is in fact him.

Of course it is. Who else would be able to make a duck sound that is so realistic other than a duck. If we take a deeper look into the lyrics, we can actually find a hidden message:

I hope you can see, the shape that I’m in

So, is Harry Styles a duck? However much evidence we think we have, there is no confirmation of this theory by Harry or his reps. We tried calling multiple times and they blocked our number… Awkward.

Therefore, this mystery of “The HarrDuck” remains

UNSOLVED.

-The Actress Cactus

So, last night I rewatched The Way He Looks (Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho), and of the million and one reasons why everyone should watch this movie, here are a few:

This is Gabriel (left) and Leo (right)

  • It’s on netflix, which most of you probably have, so it’s accessible
  • How many queer stories are there that feature a protagonist with a disability? Not many, but this one does! Leo is blind, he’s the main character, and I feel they handled his disability well (this is coming from a non-disabled person, though, so feel free to disagree)
  • It’s a pretty stereotypical indie teen romance movie, but the queer aspect already makes it 100x more interesting
  • a realistic parent-child relationship, with bonus awesome grandma
  • there’s no “omg, am I gay???” freak out. In fact, both characters are pretty much 100% ok with being into each other, and they’re main worry is “i don’t know if they like me back, but i know i want to stay friends with them at least, what do i do??” with a tiny sprinkling of jealousy, cause, well, stereotypical teen romance
  • a very beautiful and loving girl-boy friendship with lots of casual, platonic intimacy
  • there’s nothing super angsty?? like, no death or super homophobic parents/classmates or having to hide that they’re queer. it’s honestly such a feel-good movie???
  • what homophobia there is, it comes as teasing and there are never any hints of anything turning violent, and in fact, at one point, when the bully character is teasing Gabriel and Leo for being boyfriends, Leo shows him that they are, in fact, real-life boyfriends, and the bully’s friends start teasing him for trying to make fun of them when they’re actually boyfriends
  • the girl best friend isn’t narratively pushed to the side when the new boy (love interest) comes in. In fact, her (Giovana) and Leo’s friendship is shown to be just as important as Leo and Gabriel’s relationship
  • everything works out and you’re left with a lovely, sweet, happy ending that’s honestly just so nice to see in a young queer romance??? 
  • I really love this movie, and there’s also a short-film!! on youtube that I recommend, too!
thoughts during a conversation

aries: get to tHE FUKCIN POINT OBH MY GOD WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE 10000 YEARS TO SAY SOMETHING THAT SHOULD ONLY TAKE 10 SECONDS

taurus: should I have leftovers tonight or order takeout… Thai and vietnamese are healthy but, pizza sounds pretty good too… maybe a bottle of wine…are you still talking to me… I’ll just pretend I need to go to the bathroom. ..

gemini: *talks continuously without giving the other person time to reply, basically says whatever pops into their head, doesn’t care if the other person is interested*

cancer: I give and I give, listen and listen, I am so nice and caring, when are they going to ask about me? I am literally the most kind, gentle, pure, underappreciated person in the universe *wipes tear* 

leo: *checks out self on any and every reflective surface* nice. Wait, did you just ask me a question? Finally, I get to talk about (myself) something interesting.

virgo: *sweats nervously and/or judges the other person ruthlessly* It’s either ‘wow, what an idiot,’ or ‘I hope I didn’t sound like an idiot’

libra: pretends to listen politely while resisting the urge to stick a pencil in their own eye to escape from the sheer bordom/stupidity, out loud: “wow, that’s so interesting” *eye twitch*

scorpio: fukc, this is boring why is everyone so boring what’s the point of small talk yes suzan it’s hot outside it is the middle of the fucking summer tfti now would you do the world a favor and go play in traffic

sagittarius: *laughs* “that’s hilarious” inside: I hope a horde of wildabeast tramples this fucking fool so that no one has to listen to them talk ever agin fuck *laughs some more*

capricorn: how does this apply to me? Wait, it doesn’t. What a waste of time.

aquarius: disagrees even though they don’t actually disagree and then argues just to prove how smart (they think) they are

pisces: literally having the most awesome narcissistic daydream ever, doesn’t even pretend to pay attention

[technically a shitpost but check mercury/third house]

So I’m 27. Not married, not dating and no children. I’m the last in my family to not have kids and everyone is looking at me like “does your vagina even work?” I am however the first in my family to get a college degree and after graduating with a BA in Journalism, I went to a pristine (highly overpriced) hair school and became a licensed cosmetologist. They’re always telling me “you’re so pretty. Hair and makeup is always fabulous so why can’t you find a nice black man and have babies?”

You know, sexy comes in all colors. I’m not gonna be restricted to my own race just because every woman in my family brought home a black man. I don’t want children now either. I’d rather buy high heels than diapers. My career is on the move and I’m not gonna stop making money just so I can be barefoot and pregnant in someone’s kitchen.

Why can’t they just understand?

Alright, so a couple weeks ago I made this post about how Lance could become the Black paladin. So why don’t we get into some more sad stuff for what could happen after he was accepted by Black. 

Well what if the whole crew is shocked that the black lion would choose him, but eventually they run with it. Can you really fight with the giant sentient lion machine that has the power to choose who can pilot it? 

No, no you can’t. But here’s the thing, just because Black chose him doesn’t necessarily mean the others are automatically going to change how they treat Lance.

So imagine that they’ve finally caught up with another Robeast, Galran fleet now directed by Lotor, or a planet that needs saving from an active threat, and the whole group collectively has decided to pull together as Voltron. 

Lance has been thinking up strategies and after they’ve tried a few tactics from previous battles and failed, he notices a way that could work to defeat it. And as the new leader the others would have to listen to him for commands, right? 

So Lance is glad he can actually contribute to the team now, but he thinks it’s bittersweet that he finally has a chance to relay his ideas and it’s only because Shiro isn’t here to shoot him down.

So he tries to tell them his new plan.

However, the others are too busy referring to Pidge asking her what to do. Because while Shiro was with them, as he was shooting down Lance, he always used Pidge for ideas and listened to her input. The rest of the crew have just automatically continued this trend. 

He is tuned out, shushed or just not allowed to get a word in as Pidge is coming up with and relaying her idea. One that Lance knows would be much more dangerous even if it does work. Honestly Pidge, Keith and Allura are all pretty impulsive plan-wise, so the chances that a plan between the 3 of them being risky, with only Hunk being given the role as voice of reason, would probably be pretty high.

Lance isn’t given the chance to tell them why this plan was too Hazardous, or about his better plan because the rest of the paladins have already agreed and started to move, yelling as one to get into the action.

And what can a head do if it’s limbs have taken over?

In the end Pidge’s idea works, but everyone has taken a beating, just as Lance knew would happen. They all sound off that they’re conscious but that’s not much to reassure the new black paladin that they’re okay.

Once they get to the castle he takes stock of the cuts, bruises, and (unfortunately in Hunk’s case) broken bones and the sight causes such guilt in him. He had the ideas that could have helped his team, his new responsibility, to stay safe, but he’d failed as a leader. 

At least he is allowed to do the other half of his job. After they make a wormhole jump away from the scene he ushers those who needed a med pod, medical aid and medicine in the right directions, and treats them all before sending them off to heal up. 

Eventually all that’s left is attending to himself.

When left alone he’s given time to think about what happened out in the field and he just breaks down. He realizes that it doesn’t matter that he was picked as a leader by Black, he’s still seen as the guy who doesn’t have anything to add to Voltron and he’s just filling another role, like there doesn’t need to be a leader. 

And by the time he’s taken care of himself Lance is just crushed and left just as insecure as he was before, because if no one else could see him as a leader, then why would he?

DAI Companions React To: My Immortal

So it’s late and Mod Katalyna, Mod Tiarne, and Mod Sarah were fucking around on Skype (again) and we questioned what would happen if the Inquisition companions somehow got access to My Immortal and then this happened. Mods Are Cray. Enjoy.

Cassandra: She’s disgusted and goes on about how awful it is and refers to it only as garbage. She’s found re-reading it inexplicably out of so much disgust she’s interested.

Blackwall: He laughs his ass off at it and tried to play the drinking game with Bull and passes out before the end of the third chapter.

Iron Bull: He laughs at every fucking word. He loves playing the drinking game with it and both he and Blackwall always end up with the worst hangovers after.

Sera: She thinks this is the funniest fucking thing in the world to her. She re-reads it and cackles every time, laughing so hard it echoes through Skyhold. She leaves snippets of it (the worst parts) in places as pranks (usually around Vivienne and Dorian, the tale’s worst critics) and quotes it ironically.

Varric: He’s full-on sobbing with laughter (silent laughter at some points), wheezing and clapping his hands like a walrus with glee. It takes tremendous effort and time to finish it because he’s pretty sure he’ll stop breathing if he laughs any harder. He does dramatic readings in the tavern, often with Blackwall, Sera, and Bull among his audience, all sobbing with laughter.

Cole: He’s so confused by the different reactions to it and have no idea what’s going on. “Why does Ebony hate everyone? They just want to help.“ he asks. “Stop trying to analyze it, Cole!” everyone else tells him.

Dorian: One of two things could happen. Either he sets it on fire the second he understood what horror was before him, or he reads it, laughs, and gets drunk, and then burns it. Depends on how he’s feeling.

Solas: He takes one glance on the inside and tosses it up to Dorian, who he fully expects to burn it. He refuses to comment or acknowledge its existence.

Vivienne: Burns it and sends a very sternly worded letter to the author about their writing skills. She gets a response calling her a prep and is told to stop flaming.

Leliana: She hunts down every copy and destroys it. Her birds are trained to collect it and destroy it. Or just spontaneously shit on it.

Josephine: She refuses to comment. She could not remain composed if forced to comment. She has a lot of feelings about the fic but refuses to let them out because they’re all negative.

Cullen: He pretends it doesn’t exist and ignores any reference to it.

Krem: He reads it out of curiosity because Bull won’t stop laughing. He almost vomits at how bad it is.

  • what if draco moved out the mansion after the war
  • i mean he’s got a child now would you want your son to grow up in such a haunted place i don’t think so
  • maybe he gets a nice house in a peaceful neighbourhood
  • perhaps even a muggle neighbourhood
  • draco doesn’t have to live being reminded of the terrible things that took place in his childhood home
  • scorpius gets to grow up in a safe enviroment with no marks of war
  • astoria makes sure everything is bright and light and there are no dark corners with bad memories to distress her boys
  • scorpius childhood is filled with magical stuff and muggle stuff draco doesn’t fully understand but hey his kid is happy
  • they’ve even got some wizard neighbours
  • of course their few wizard neighbours are the potters and some weasleys though
  • of course
  • their children grow up together
  • albus potter is the president of the scorpius protection squad at the playground
  • astoria and ginny have tea together during playdates and complain about their husbands
  • draco and harry have a very awkward kind of but not quite friendship going on since their boys are joined at the hip
  • albus and scorpius go to hogwarts
  • james will beat the crap out of you if you mess with his little brother and his best friend so back off
  • they’re weird yes but it’s none of your business get the hell out and leave them alone
  • they spend pretty much every holiday together be it at the school or at home
  • but then scorpius goes to france to visit his grandmother in fifth year
  • and he comes back like a fricking super model
  • suddenly everyone fancies malfoy
  • albus is pissed
  • scorpius just laughs it off
  • they date
  • “potter can you keep your son inside your house for merlin’s sake you live across the street why is this child here all the time does he not have a bed i swear to god if he comes through the window one more time i’m calling the police albus just use the goddamn door”
  • this got so long i’m so sorry but i just think about the malfoy and the potters being neighbours all the time

idk here’s some ransom headcanons…..

  • he’s allergic to peanuts
  • CRAZY into conspiracy theories, they’re one of his go-to procrastination topics and he gets sucked in
    • he and holster bonded over love of the x-files
    • bitty once said “i don’t really know if aliens are real…and if they are why would they contact us anyways?” and ransom made him put 10 dollars in the sin bin
    • chowder once asked jack about the moon landing cause he needed help with a history paper, and ransom overheard him and legitimately pulled out a powerpoint presentation explaining that it was faked
      • jack: none of this is true chowder 
      • ransom: THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
  • he’s a pretty good cook but he doesn’t make food very often, only really when he’s feeling homesick and then he’ll make some of his mom’s recipes for himself/the house
  • he sang in his school/church choir until he was in seventh grade 
    • he had a solo in church once and his mom filmed it and made it into a tape and sent a copy to every extended relative
    • his older sister still teases him about it
  • was the class president in 8th grade and his junior and senior years of high school
    • this isn’t really a hc it’s just truth but he was that kid who did like everything and everyone was like “he’s gonna be prime minister someday”
  • he can’t whistle
  • he’s incredibly meticulous about his laundry like he’s in college so he’s a mess but he separates his lights/darks, does laundry before he runs out of underwear, spends a little extra on nice detergent…him and holster have had so many fights about this….
  • pretty close with his sisters! they have a group chat and he tries to call each of them at least every other week
    • there’s lots of really fucking adorable pics of them playing dress up or goofing around outside when they were little and they’re just cheesing really hard
  • he had to take ochem for his major and he once said he didn’t get why everyone thought it was so hard and that it’s kinda neat and it pissed everyone off/freaked them out so much that he now says it was favorite class cause he thinks they’re reactions are funny
When they get jealous

OSWALD COBBLEPOT

Originally posted by c0bbl3p0t


  • The bitch that tried to hit on you better run
  • bc the king of Gotham is going after him/her
  • He would mock them 
  • and make them feel bad for trying to flirt with you
  • “Trying to hit on [Y/N] [L/N]? Amateur…”
  • HE WOULD GIVE THEM THE GLARE
  • You make sure that he knows that you only have eyes for him
  • and that you love him a lot
  • But he would still hold you close
  • because he doesn’t want to lose you

EDWARD NYGMA

Originally posted by kvintessenciya


  • o boi
  • riddle boi is mad af
  • the ‘fite me m8′ glare  (ง'̀-‘́)ง
  • “I’m sorry.I didn’t know they were taken”
  • “You better be sorry
  • You have a pretty heated make out session later
  • and he tries to show you that you cannot find anyone better then him
  • but you already know that 
  • the guy has a pretty big ego 
  • but you love him

BRUCE WAYNE

Originally posted by gothamfox


  • he wouldn’t really notice at first
  • but when he does
  • #JealousBat
  • “I didn’t know they were taken.I should have asked”
  • Exactly.
  • He gives everyone the bat glare
  • At school, sometimes guys would sit down next to you
  • but Bruce will have suspicions of the guys’s intentions
  • “Can you move?”
  • “Why?”
  • “Because i want to sit next to him/her

JAMES GORDON

Originally posted by twofacedharveydent

  • Awkward glares
  • “Excuse me?”
  • You would hide behind his back 
  • “Were you flirting with my girlfriend/boyfriend?”
  • “D-Detective Gordon, i’m so sorry - i didn’t know-”
  • Awkward walk home
  • but then
  • “I love you”
  • “I love you too, so stop being jealous you doofus”
  • He makes up for it 

(NOT MY GIFS)

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

enjolras/grantaire headcanons bc why not

  • enjolras who also paints and draws. he does it for distractions and he’s actually pretty good at it
  • him and grantaire share a sketchbook that they draw doodles in it like “some snails that are angry at the injustice of the world”
  • they have loads of notebooks filled with notes, ideas, doodles and plans
  • enjolras sneezes so ungracefully, it’s load and when it happens everyone doesn’t expect it, they’re always like ??? wtf. 
  • grantaire sneezes like a “Normal Person”
  • enjolras needs glasses and he always forgets them, so grantaire just keeps them with him instead and hands them over when enjolras needs them
  • they watch reality tv shows together and yell at the tv while they paint each others nails
  • nearly every book that they own is heavily annotated with sarcastic comments. green pen for grantaire, red pen for enjolras.
  • enjolras’ guilty pleasure is horror movies. grantaire Hates them but puts up with them any ways and makes sarcastic comments all the way through. he still jumps at the jumps scares
  • if they’re watching a sappy movie, 7/10 grantaire is crying
Thoughts During a Conversation

Aries: get to tHE FUKCIN POINT OBH MY GOD WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE 10000 YEARS TO SAY SOMETHING THAT SHOULD ONLY TAKE 10 SECONDS

Taurus: should I have leftovers tonight or order takeout… Thai and vietnamese are healthy but, pizza sounds pretty good too… maybe a bottle of wine…are you still talking to me… I’ll just pretend I need to go to the bathroom. ..

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n ice



Bitter was the only taste you could feel on your tongue. Maybe it was the cheap wine that left such a rotten aftertaste, maybe it’s the way he paid so much attention to her over his own wife. Bitter wasn’t only what you tasted, but it was also what you felt. It’s harmless. He had whined when you confronted him about the new woman from C&R. She was.. Beautiful. Much more than you were– at least In your mind; you had thought so. Long silver hair that went past her shoulders and swayed at her lower back so gracefully. Ocean of blue was the only thing you could see inside her round wide eyes, and she was small too. Thin waist, long legs. A looker all around. But you know what was the most striking feature of them all?

She looked like his fucking cat.

He was interested in a woman that looked like his cat. His million dollar fur ball in human form. The thought was so mind boggling, but that’s Jumin for you.

You gripped your wine glass so tightly; it could’ve shattered at any moment. Of course you were jealous. Your husband was spending more time with his co-worker than he was his own goddamn wife. Who wouldn’t be?

They really never ‘flirted’ per say. He just seemed so.. intrigued, and curious about her; the one apparently named Eliza. God, even her name was so similar to Elizabeth. It drove you insane how much he talked about her now days, it bothered you so much. When you try to change the subject, it always floats back to her.

“ Why the pout kitten? ”
You groaned as a familiar red head snuck up behind your chair, scratching a finger underneath your chin just as one would do to a cat. He usually did that to you, and Jumin hated it. But what Jumin hates was the last thing you cared about right now.

You lazily lift your right hand off of the love-seat to point towards the duo who was chatting on together– looking ever so happy– as your left brought the half emptied wine glass up to your lips. The liquid went down hot seeing as you let it sit for so long, the temperature had gotten the better of it. This was your… Fourth? Yeah, Fourth glass of wine as of tonight. The leather chair squeaked as Seven plopped down– rather roughly, onto it. He groaned contently, the relief of being off his feet for the first time tonight was an amazing feeling. Dress shoes aren’t his thing, and now he remembers why.

“ Hm.. Is that the lady that he’s always talking about? The chick that looks like my lil’ baby Elly? ”
His eyes gleamed at the thought of the soft little kitty, but he quickly was pulled back to reality. He brought a finger up to his mouth in thought as he observed the two carefully– No touching each other yet, that’s good.. He said internally.

“ Yeah. ”
You answered curtly with a venomous tone, practically burning holes into the back of your husbands head– Praying maybe just maybe he’d turn because of it; see you alone with Seven and he’d kick into defensive mode, come swoop you up and take you back home to get you away from Luciel’s flirtations. Hell, you wouldn’t even mind that. Any kind of attention right now would feel good.

“ Awh– Is somebody jealous? ”
He batted his eyelashes annoyingly as he spoke with a baby voice– Of course you were jealous! How couldn’t you be? But you didn’t want to let the goof know his assumptions were truth; so you push his face softly away from yours, he pretends to have a knockback much stronger than what little force you used– it made you both chuckle together with soft smirks tugging at the corner of your lips.

“ It just.. sucks balls. ”
You used his lingo, much to his amusement. “ Sucks balls indeed. ”
Luciel mimicked you before sighing heavily after he commented, personally he found it quite annoying that Jumin hadn’t been paying attention to you. he would love to hang out with you all day. Be able to be with you the way Jumin can; Cat dad doesn’t know how good he has it.

“ It’s like i’m the side chick; You know? Agh.. And I know– It doesn’t seem like a romantic thing.. Jumin just wouldn’t do that… ”
You whisper the last part to yourself, however Luciel has keen hearing. He raised his brow in doubt as you continued on.

“ I wish he didn’t act like he found me boring now days.. ”
The ring on your finger clinked gently against the wine glass– catching your attention. Memories of how it used to be caused you to smile as you stared down at the large diamond your husband gave to you to propose.
Yes, Jumin still treated you good. You felt you didn’t have the right to complain; after all, he was a very loving husband. Maybe it was the controlling side you had deep down inside of you, or it could be you just don’t like how pretty that woman is– It’s aggravating not knowing why this whole thing bothers you so much. It just does.

Things have changed slightly, you’ve noticed. Late nights at the office had been getting even later; that was your first real concern. But with a nudge, you got Jaehee to hang around at work to see what on earth Jumin really does around there. It wasn’t anything groundbreaking, he was indeed working– Which relieved you instantly. She assured you at work there was no flirtations, they just seemed like friends. Hell, everyone told you they just seemed like friends. Maybe you were exaggerating too much– But the pit in your stomach just wouldn’t go away.

“ I bet if I kissed you he wouldn’t find you ‘oh so boring’ anymore huh? ”
You raised a brow at his unexpected words, it was clear Seven had a peculiar interest in yourself but.. It wasn’t something that got in between your friendship. Luciel knew his limits. But that statement was quite bold; it caught your attention.
“ He’d probably permanently sew three– No, Four– body guards on you at all times if he knew I even laid a hand on you…. Agh! ” He threw his head back in frustration, causing you to smile softly. That was true; Jumin probably would pay much more attention to you if something like that were to happen, but you’d never. You could never. It just wasn’t right.

“ MC? ”
The low voice caused you to look upwards– Slowly at that, eyes following the soft pattern of that black suit you knew oh so well. A pair of dark black eyes meet your own, causing you to shiver. He always had that effect on you.

He was tugging on his cufflinks out of boredom, right away he noticed how close Luciel was towards you. It bothered him, and he had no problem voicing those concerns.
“ No. Leave space, at least enough to fit three Elizabeth the 3rds in between you.”
Jumin suddenly grabs your hips firmly–you have to bite your lip to keep from yelping– sliding your body across the leather couch to follow his rule.
Always have to leave space for the Elizabeths.
Both you and Seven roll your eyes at the so called ‘rule’ but Jumin looked quite pleased with himself.

“ You’re one to talk.. Where’s the three Elizabeth’s in between you and pretty girl over there huh? ”
Seven chimed in, You knew right away Jumin would brush it off like he always does– You sigh heavily to yourself. Staring into the dark liquid of your glass as the two start to bicker.

“ I did the math, there was 3.6 Elizabeth the 3rds in between us. I follow the rules, as should you two.”
You couldn’t help but snicker at that, Much to Jumin’s displeasure. He looked down at you heavily for a few moments, after he got no response– He spoke again.
“ We’ll be going soon MC. Would you like me to grab your coat? ”
The ride home was quiet. Driver Kim made small talk with you; he always does. He’s a nice man, and even he seemed to notice something wrong with you. Why couldn’t Jumin notice then? You were texting Seven while slumped into the seat of the car, It was on the messenger but in a private message over the usual chatrooms.

” Con fron tation!!! Con fron tation!!! ”

You smiled softly at the text, looking up for a moment to see what Jumin was doing. He was in his phone as well, so you decided to continue.

“ Should I? What if he yells at me -_- ”

“ then i’ll teleport over there myself and rescue you n elly from that cruel cruel man!!! you deserve better! #justice for elly and mc 2k17!!!!! lololol ”


Well. Maybe you should? But you didn’t want Jumin to be upset. Speaking of which, he seemed to notice you giggling into your phone this whole time. Not saying a word though, but you could feel his eyes on you from across the seat.
Awh, was he jealous?
Part of you wanted him to take a seat in the jealousy club. There’s obviously room for him to join. But it was cruel to have an eye for an eye after all.
Powering down the phone, You place it at your side before sighing softly. Your gaze quickly meets your husbands who had done the same thing a few minutes ago. With a soft smile you look over towards him for a moment before focusing your attention to the window– The penthouse was in view.

He looked like he wanted to say something; But the car had already stopped.
“ We’re back Elizabeth the 3rd! ”
You call out to the kitty; the jingle of sparkly bells on her collar was getting closer and closer by the second. Setting down your bag before crouching, You greet the little fur ball who was meowing wildly– Desperate for attention. She enjoyed your petting; but it was clear Jumin’s eye was what she was after. That makes two, Huh?

“ Hello Elizabeth the 3rd. ” Jumin smiles gently at her as he hangs his coat on the rack, revealing a clean white button up shirt. He uses the backs of his knuckles to pet her face, the sound of her purrs echoed throughout the quiet home.
You leave the two alone; not before excusing yourself to go– just to get out of this god forsaken dress. This dress was tighter than ones you’ve worn before; hoping it might catch Jumin’s attention a little more, but instead you only got some extra looks from creeps and weirdos. Oh– And Seven, but he sort of falls into that category.
From the closet you choose something comfortable, loose grey sweatpants and a simple black tee shirt. It was soft, Jumin only picked materials that were the best of the best for you after all.

Taking one final look into the mirror, you inhale deeply; absolutely dreading the talk to come. Would he brush you off once more? Or finally listen to your pleas? You were mentally planning what to say to your husband.

’ Hey look– Im jealous to the point of it being painful so you can’t be friends anymore with Miss Kitty. No talking. Nothing. Only me. Okay? ’

Fuck no.
That sounded terrible. But hell, it’s what you were thinking after all. It felt so selfish, but one thing Jumin always said is he wanted you to be selfish with him. It’s something he always states constantly, So why do you feel guilty for actually being selfish now?

You made up in your mind that you’d just wing it. Let your emotions spill over, say whatever it is you’re feeling. Hopefully it would give him the push to accept that you were indeed lonely. You wanted to be the only woman in his life… To just hoard him all to yourself. God it sounded awful; but it was the truth.

Your bare feet squeaked against the hardwood flooring, anxiety filled you like never before seeing Jumin resting quietly on the couch, Elizabeth the 3rd by his side.
Without a word, you take your seat across from him. The couch was of course big enough for the both of you, but you really didn’t want to sit next to him right now. Back here was fine. The room was silent, besides Elizabeth the 3rds soft purrs and the gentle hum of the light fixtures. You sort of phase out for a moment, eyes out of focus as you’re lost in thought.

“ Whats wrong with you lately? ” Jumin said suddenly, causing your head to snap up; breaking you from your mindless thoughts. His eyes were trained onto the cat besides him instead of you. He looked calm as always, but his scowl was a bit more pronounced as of now.

“ Nice of you to notice. ”
You state sarcastically, rolling your eyes and hugging yourself by crossing your arms below your chest. He let out a low growl of disapproval, He never did like it when you talked back.

“ Are you cheating on me? ”
That incredibly sudden accusation took you aback instantly. Was he fucking serious? You?Cheating on him? Thats what he thought was different?

“ I could ask you the same thing you know. ” Your tone was bitter as your voice became raised, it was clear how upset he’d gotten you by your change in attitude. Your brows stitch together in a painful mix of shock and anger, how could he accuse you of something so foul? It was enough to make your blood boil.

“ I would never do something as low and filthy as that.
He was glaring deeply at you with fire in his eyes now, Still outwardly calm; which aggravated you to no end. The atmosphere changed so fast. It was heavy and the tension was sharp.
Elizabeth the 3rd quickly scurried away into the bedroom upon feeling the mood change. She must not have wanted to be in the middle of this all. Good call.

“ So you’re implying that I would? ”
You were standing upright now. Nails gripping tightly into your arms; enough to make your skin irritated. The fiery pit in your stomach hurt, as if a rock was inside you. You didn’t like arguing with Jumin at all, but this was pretty inevitable.
He was quiet through clenched teeth. His knuckles were white, and his legs crossed. He still looked so composed as he waited your answer to his question.

“ No, i’m not cheating on you Jumin Han. There– Happy? Huh? ” He didn’t break eye contact and also didn’t say a word, the way he seemed so collected while you were so upset was aggravating.

“ Even though you’ve been living it up with you new little play toy i’ve been here, lonely! All day long! ” He scoffed slightly out of disbelief, Brows scrunched in confusion.

“ My play thing? You must be delusional. Am I not allowed to be interested in knowing someone now days? ”

“ You’re not when the person in question is just so.. so– So beautiful! And smart.. and, And kind! and.. Well– better than me and…”
Your voice fades from sheer anger to sadness in the end. The gravity of the situation hit you hard, hot tears streamed down your cheeks thinking about everything Eliza was that you weren’t. Maybe it would be better if he was with her.. She sure did match him way better than you ever could.

It was silent. It hurt, that he didn’t have anything to say to you. It only made you cry some more.

“ .. Are you jealous MC? ” He questioned after a few moments; gently and with pity in his voice, but you still hated those words. Mainly because it was true.

“ Yes– Okay!? I’m jealous, i’m so fucking jealous! I hate the fact that all you talk about is her anymore. ” You stopped to wipe tears away from your eyes with a sniffle before continuing.
“ I mean.. I don’t have schooling like she does; and I don’t look like your cat.. I’m not successful or own a business like her.. ”
You hung your head low as you avoided his gaze. It’s true, you weren’t even in comparison with her. Not even in the same ballpark.

He sighs heavily to let out his frustration after a few moments of the room being filled with your sobs, swiping a hand across his face roughly before looking up at you. He realized what you were getting at, and he felt like shit because of it. He was being too selfish in this situation. His heart strings pulled painfully at him seeing you brought to tears because of this.

“ Come here. ” It was gentle and soft, he didn’t sound angry or upset. Remorse was evident in his tone. His arms were open to you, eyes warmer than the cold ones you saw before.

God, that was it. That was all you needed right now. You didn’t care how sad you looked or how angry you just were. All you wanted was to be held by your husband, you’ve been wanting that for weeks now. Just.. Needing something. Anything. And this was it.
You burst into tears as you fall into his arms, curling tightly up in his lap as his white shirt was now stained with your tears. He pets his hand over the back of your head soothingly, holding you tight to his chest like a baby. You could hear his heartbeat, it was so steady and barely ever hitched while you two sat there together.

“ I truly didn’t know you felt that way…. I– Im so sorry.. ”
He sounded so sad.. You felt horrible for everything that’s happened. You should have talked about this sooner, instead of letting all the emotions fester.

“ I’m sorry for letting you think I was cheating.. You know i’d never–”
He interrupted you with a soft shush,
“ That was idiotic for me to say. I know you’d never.
He states quietly as he runs his thumb in circles on your back.
“ I’ll explain how you feel to Eliza as soon as tomorrow. ”
You nod softly, still feeling selfishness resonate inside you– But Jumin didn’t mind any of this. He felt terrible for purposely trying to make you jealous these past few weeks. Seeing how close you and Luciel had been getting. It was horrible, doing that all so you’d pay more attention to him. He really didn’t think about it before hand. He just was.. Well, Jealous. No idea that it would all backfire this badly.

” I don’t ever want you to ever feel like you’re not beautiful– Or smart, or successful. You’re My princess. You’re all that and more in my eyes, my love. ”

You cuddled deep into his chest, his words were soothing to you. This whole thing was so ridiculous, you’re so happy it’s finally over.

“ Just.. Can you introduce me to her? I’d like to formally meet the woman who looks like my husbands cat put into human form.”
He chuckled softly, causing you to laugh as well. The vibrations of his chest made your heart skip a beat as you smile.
“ Of course I will. I should have done it sooner. ”
notes: SHITT IM SO BAD AT WRITING ANGST AND I GOT SO LAZY AT THE END THERE HSKSHSJSH
but if you didn’t get it MC was getting super close to Luciel/Seven, so Jumin started talking to Eliza to make mc jealous of him as much as he was of her and seven. Obviously it backfired seeing as they both ended up Angery ™ but hey it worked out in the end and jumin learned his lesson lmao!! check out my masterlist of you’d like as well, in my bio!! i just updated it with some new stuff! ~~
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Imagine - you are a rising star in the film business, and at an awards show people are asked to name the person they’d most like to meet on the red carpet. Astoundingly, you find your name mentioned more times than you expected.


It was the middle of summer in LA, and that meant it was time for the MTV Movie Awards, an event filled with A-Lister’s from start to finish, and you weren’t able to control your excitement when you were notified that you had been nominated for 3 different awards that evening. The first being, Best Rising Star, the next being, Hottie of the Year, and the last being, Actress of the Year, all three were flattering to even be nominated for yet alone if you won one.

The Red Carpet itself was amazing, sure you’d done it before, but not when people actually knew who you were, not when people noticed you. The ensemble you wore was chic and flattering against your figure, red lace dress which ended below your knees with a pair of nude heels, your hair was in a low ponytail which cascaded down your spine, your make-up was perfection, smokey eyes with a hint of pink, nude lips and amazing contour. So, when you stepped out of the limo, all eyes and cameras were on you, flashed coming from all directions as you walked down the carpet, stopping in various places to pose for the paparazzi which called your name.

Within a few minutes, you had managed to pull away from the flashing lights of the cameras and into a more civilised atmosphere, you turned to your manager who had stuck by your side and made a breezy comment about being relieved that you were away from the cameras which he laughed at as the pair of you walked slowly ahead, toward the news reporters with the large cameras and microphones, “Y/N Y/L/N! Can we have a chat?” one blonde woman asked you and without hesitation, you nodded and moved over to her, flicking your ponytail over your shoulder so that it lay on your chest, “Okay, so with us now we have Y/N Y/L/N, how are you feeling tonight?” the woman asked you, pushing the microphone in your direction.

“I’m feeling good, you know, it’s so surreal being here and people actually knowing who you are,” you giggled nervously as you looked around at the many movie stars and singers which fluttered around outside.

The reporter smiled, “You must be really excited, you’ve been nominated for three awards tonight, and a lot of people are rooting for you to win,” it felt like you were talking with a friend, the woman wasn’t pushy or demanding and she happily went at your pace.

With a nod, you smiled as she finished speaking, you E/C orbs sparkling under the fairy lights above, “Yeah, I’m really excited to be here in general really, just being nominated for the categories I’ve been nominated for is enough for me, I don’t know how I’ll feel if I end up winning one,” you told her casually with a shrug.

The blonde in front of you gave you a comforting smile, “Tonight is all about supporting your fellow actors and actresses,” you nod as she speaks, dipping your head down to hear her clearly, “Who has been supporting you the most throughout your climb to fame?”

The microphone appeared in front of your nude lips once more, “I love my fans, they’re so dedicated and so sweet, my manager is also amazing and he’s been with me since the beginning, I wouldn’t want anyone else by my side, but saying that, my biggest supporter would have to be my mom, she’s always pushed me to be the best I can be and without her constant love and support, I wouldn’t be stood here right now, so it’s definitely my mom, without a doubt.”

Many stars began looking in your direction as you spoke to the reporter, it made you feel under scrutiny, it made you feel out of place, but you acted as though it didn’t phase you, “You are the centre of attention tonight, all night we’ve been asking stars who they would want to meet and why, and a lot of people here tonight really want to meet you and talk to you,” she told you as the gazes became more intense.

“Really? Like who?”

“Taylor Swift is excited to see you, Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan really want to meet you, Nicole Kidman, Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner, a lot of people are lining up to speak to you,” she told you and you almost laughed, there was no way people were asking to meet you, “So, to carry on the game, who would you like to meet the most, and why?”

There was a few moments of silence whilst you pondered the thought, “There’s so many people I’d love to speak to, but out of everyone here tonight, I’d have to say I’d love to meet Charlie Hunnam, he’s a fellow Brit and I love his work, I think he’s really talented and just not appreciated enough for what he does for the business.”

“Funnily enough, he said pretty much the same thing about you,” you looked at the woman dumbfounded, “Enjoy your night, we wish you the best of luck!” with thanking the woman, you moved away and began walking alongside your manager again, resting your hands at your sides as you chatted to one another when you stood still.

A hand tapped your shoulder and you turned to see a set of bright blue eyes looking down on you, “I’m sorry, I just couldn’t let you walk past and not introduce myself,” his accent made you weak but you plastered a smile onto your face, “I’m Charlie Hunnam,” you shook hands and he gave you a flirtatious smirk.

“Y/N Y/L/N,” you told him confidently as you retracted your hand from his grip.

“How about we get you a drink?”

I am watching “ [ENGSUB] 170216 Monsta X Ray ep.6 “ and when it got to this bit;

If you think that something is your weakness, it will forever be your weakness.

Actually there’s no weakness.

It’s a weakness when you compare it to someone else. You see?

It’s a weakness when you compare.

But if you don’t compare, then what is it?

Then you don’t have any weakness. See? So there’s no weakness

If you think of your strength? What would it be?

Everyone is good at something. It’s all strength. There are no weaknesses.

I just think that this is important because there are so many people who devalue themselves, i do it (I compare my writing to others all the time, i get insecure and it makes me lose sight of why i love to do it) , i’m pretty sure that everyone does it.

You are valuable, you have so much worth and it’s important to remember that you are strong. So don’t doubt yourself because someone may be better than you at something- that is them, this is you.

If you focus more on yourself, then you’ll be able to do so much more.

I know I’m an irrelevant person from the inside of a screen, but I believe in you.

also if you are reading this, then you really should consider being a fan of monsta x because they are literally such a moving group. All of their very different personalities go together so well and they all just never cease to amaze. They’re group who are relatable beyond the memes, look beyond their looks (they are all beautiful, i’m not saying that they are not) and look at their personalities because they become so much more endearing. When you watch monsta x, whether it’s their varities or their concerts. I don’t how to explain it other than you really do feel like you’re a part of it all, I think that is what attracted me to them.

please pardon my foul language, but i fucking love those 7 cabbage bugs.

(i tagged using other groups just to spread this around, sorry! if it gets in the way)

Let’s eat

Summary: You have some hickeys from the morning but you have to go out eating with your boyfriend JB an the rest of the members.
Genre: Fluff
Length: 1k

This morning had been great. More than great actually. But the aftermath was a bit annoying to say the least. The purple marks all over your neck, trailing from your jaw to your collarbones were very visible. Too visible. They were deep red-purple and were scattered all over your skin.  “Shit! Babe, they don’t want to go away!” Your boyfriend walks in the door and places his chin on your shoulder with a smug grin.

 “I am sorry but also I’m really not.” You smile and push him away. He laughs after you as you walk out of the bathroom. You walk to the freezer and take out two icecubes and place them on your skin. The ice is so cold and immediately melts when it touches you. It isn’t a pleasant feeling but it had to be done. You had a pretty official dinner with his friends so you couldn’t just throw a sweater over top either. After a bit, you take the icecubes off. “And? How does it look?” Jaebum looks at you and then smirks.

“Still there. I think you might have made it worse.” “Don’t say that.” He walks over and pulls you close. “Why do you mind them so much anyway? They just show everyone that you are my girlfriend. Is that so bad?” You look up at him. “No, they show everyone that we had pretty rough sex this morning and I would rather not have all your friends know that.” He kisses your lips softly and then places a kiss on your nose.

“Well, you better hurry up then, because we only have 15 minutes left.” You look up at the clock. Oh shit! Running into the bathroom again, you take out your concealer and put on a thick layer. You could still see them, but it kinda helped hide the hickeys. You tug your dress down a bit, and look at yourself for the last time. “Okay,  let’s go.” you shout at JB, who is waiting at the door. As he grabs your hand and walks out, you sigh. Please, don’t let them see. 

The door of the restaurant opened for you and you walk in, hand in hand, and walk over to the table. It seemed you weren’t the last ones, wich was good. As your boyfriend was the leader of the group, it would be pretty inapropriate to be the last anyway. The two youngest boys, Yugyeom and BamBam were already nicely on time, sitting on their chairs impatiently waiting for the food. Also, Jinyoung and Jackson were there already. 

As you walk over to the table, JB squeezes your hand softly, making you relax just a little bit. You greet them with a bow and sit down on the chair JB had pulled out for you. They all look up at you but then look back to the menu. JB sits down next to you and rests his hand on your knee. After a second, a grin appears on Jackson’s face as he looks back at you. You sip from your glass as you read the menucard. 

“What seems tasty to you, Y/N?” Jackson’s voice breaks the silence. You look up at him, he still staring at you with a big grin. The rest of the table still reading the menucard. “I don’t really know yet.” “You know, JB doesn’t seem very hungry.” he says, making everyone now look up to turn to him. “I think he might have been eating something else earlier.” 

Your face flushes bright red at his words, and you look down at the menu, all the eyes on the table now turning to you and Jaebum. All of a sudden, BamBam gasps. “Y/N, what is that in your neck. Did you hurt yourself?” Yugyeom asks innocently, making you look up at him. “I’m fine, Yugyeom.” you say, your voice soft and hoarse. 

BamBam leans forward to take a closer look and then starts laughing. “Oh my God, JB. The poor girl.” Your face flushes even brighter red, making everyone except innocent Yugyeom laugh. Jinyoung, who is sitting to your right, throws his hand over your shoulder. “I feel bad for you.” he grins. You look down and hide your face in your menucard. JB just looks at you and smiles. He was clearly proud of his work, but you felt like dying. 

“Seems like she didn’t mind it though.” Jackson shouts out, making you look back up at him with wide eyes. Everyone is dying laughing, except for you and Yugyeom, who is still trying to figure out the source of everyone’s fun. BamBam leans over to him and whispers something is Yugyeom’s ear and the boy then starts blushing. “Doesn’t it hurt, Y/N?” he asks shyly. You shake your head, barely visible, and then look over at JB, who was enjoying your suffering. 

Now the restaurant door opens and Mark and Youngjae walk in, appologising and greeting everyone. Everyone is still laughing at you though. Mark bends down to kiss your cheek when he spots the purple marks on your skin. A huge smile appears on his face as he looks over at JB. “So, JB, how was your day?” JB looks up at him, still smiling. “It was pretty great actually.” You turn back around and stare into nothing, praying for some help.

As the waiter comes over, everyone sits back down and calms down, each ordering nicely. As soon as the waiter leaves, Jackson turns to you and grins widely. “Jaebum ordered the salmon, but only because you weren’t on the menu.” “Jackson!” you squeak, making everyone turn back at you and laugh. It was obvious you were never going to hear the end of it. JB squeezes your hand under the table, drawing a heart on the back of your hand. You know what? It was alright, because your boyfriend was right next to you.

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No. 5: Rob Stringer | Power 100 Q&A
ROB LIGHT, 54. Chairman/CEO, Columbia

How about the Harry Styles album?

We’re close and we’re very excited. We have a record we’re incredibly excited about and it’s not far away from being ready. We obviously want everything to be beautifully done, because we think he’s here to stay. Harry has stepped up with the vision of someone who’s authentic.

Typically with boy bands, there’s only one breakout star. How is it that One direction – with successful simultaneous singles by Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson – is bucking this long standing norm?

They didn’t box themselves into a corner singing and dancing. It didn’t have all the rules of the boy bands of the past where they’re too boy-next-door, too sickly sweet. They weren’t caricatures. And today, they’re making smart choices. It doesn’t surprise me that there’s is a different path and they’re doing pretty well. With One Direction, they became so big everywhere and from day one that their spread is much wider than other previous boy bands.

Mystic Messenger First Impressions - Via My 10yr Old Brother

Yoosung Kim: hmmm. Large forehead. Lifeless, dead eyes. Likes. Brushing his teeth..? smeegul. Just. Smeegul. Wears brown thing in hair? (they’re hair clips) oh. No teeth. Doesn’t have emotions. (what do you think his personality is like?) Just is one of those characters that is like this all the time *holds creepy eye contact for like a minute with a frown* and, triPPIN BALLZZ.

Zen: (we’ll do zen next) Zenyana from overwatch??? What??? (okay what do you think of him?) looks like he’s gonna shank you in ur sleep. (do you think he’s handsome?) no. hmmmm. Likes old person wallpaper. Never does up his buttons on his shirt, a.k.a. douche-bag. (do you think he’s a p r e t t y b o i) no. just. No. Too much white. (are you being racist???) no, are you? Tristan eyebrows. Vampire. T H I C C. Uh. *gasp* HIPPY PONYTAIL!!! He looks like that guy we always see in town! You know the one that’s always fat and sweaty and wears those glasses… (ZEN ISN’T FAT) no just the fact that he has a ponytail and a turtle neck. R O A S T E D.

707: *makes grossed out double chin face* ummm. You said he was handsome… no. BUMBLEBEE GLASSES. Looks like a chick.. No. MANCHICK. I thought he had starbucks in his hands. Like. A pumpkin spiced latte or something. Definitely a God fan, he’s in the Jesus fandom. He’s got lots of cracks on his outfits (wdym???) look! Crack, crack, crack. He’s all cracked up. Jk I was talking about the cracks on ur screen. He puts on a deep mysterious voice when really, he has a S Q U E A K Y squ eaky voice. Has red. Obsessed with bumblebee colours and transformers. (What do you think his occupation is?) what does that mean again? (Like his job.) augh. *grins evilly* hm, being a loser, pizza shop, or telemarketing. Who calls their kid 707 (it’s code name, he’s a hacker) Why don’t they call him hacker 707 then??? (THEY DO)

Jumin Han: (we’ll do Jumin now) Jumin??? Is he Jewish (he’s probably rich enough). Uhm, has a dirty cat. (that’s a stray, the other one is his cat) THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A PILLOW (her name is Elizabeth the 3rd) ohoho WOW. Younger, skinnier, whiter, different hair coloured homer simpson. Again, looks high as balls. Why does everyone in this game look high? Dating website or a website to buy drugs… grey, again, lifeless dead eyes. Looks like he’s gonna punch you in the face “You wanna mess with me”. Likes hankies, specifically purple ones.

V: DEMONIC EYES. Old person mouth. Blue hair, yes, definitely blue hair. And a blue personality as well. She looks like she’s be an emo (SHE???) look! Boobs! One of those people who would say “man, I just robbed a bank with my emotions. My sadness was the get-away driver, and my anger took the money”. (SEE. NO BOOBS) still looks like a girl. *huffs* B O R I N G. why does he have a pimp stick? Or is that an umbrella? IS HE BLIND? (*nods*) ohhhh. OHHHHH. Well I’m gonna look an asshole. At least they’re not irl people. Very rich. Otherwise how would he get his pimp stick?

Rika: (Oh look it’s a picture of a snake!) ??? She’s got eyes the colour of shreks skin. ONIONS HAVE LAYERS DONKEY. Uh. Boring, boring, boring and boring. Butthole mouth. She’s looks like she’s going “Hehe, I just stole your credit card details and your boyfriend!” Allergic to peenor cheese (uuuuhhh, what do you mean by that..?) um. Uh. Things. You know queen. And she is the walrus god. 

Jaehee: (Opinions on queen Jaehee) uuhhh, business woman? Likes talking and typing about paper. Very small mouth. Dragon eyes. Likes purple binders. Why does everyone have purple things? Purple hankies, purple binders (Yoosung’s eyes are purple too) yep. Why does she have a um, neck thingie (Lanyon). Big forehead, again. (Do you think she’s pretty?) uhhh, no… not really.

Unknown/Saeran: Unknown smells, unknown sighs. *quotes unbreakable* It’s a silver gun, with a black grip. Is that a guy??? (yeah) Again, why has he got a woman’s shirt, pink hair and boobs. Did he get implants???.  (he’s just E D G Y) all I see is wannabee assassins creed. Punk. Goth. Emo.

So Which Ones Do You Think Are Gay:

Zen: uh no.

Yoosung: He looks like someone from final fantasy so yeah. Augh someone on tumblr is gonna roast me and say “bluh final fantasy is the best”

Jaehee: (what bout Jaehee, is she Gaehee???) Yes.

Jumin: (Does Jumin Han Is Gay???) No.

707: NO. NO. BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE TRYING TO GET HIM ON THE GAME. *gasp*

Rika: No. Cuz she’d be like someone who’s climbin in ur windows and stealin your bf.

Unknown/Saeran: Yes. (how much percent) He goes to the gay pub instead of the gay bar (why??) Because he exceeds over the gay bar, so he can get some- (stds) did you just say LSD?

V: No, because gay people- *laughs* I mean. Blind people, don’t know what gender they’re looking at. (HE’S BLIND NOT DEAF OR STUPID) 50/50 chance that he gay okay.

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-He’s the type of guy to have those cute little DIY string thingies that holds up photos strung around his house

-Also the type of guy to have those random, brightly coloured, porcelain animal figurines in his house

-His closet is actually really monochromatic??? Like he’s a bright person already, he doesn’t need to have bright clothes as well

-HE HAS THE WORST PICTURES OF YOU IN A SEPARATE PHOTO ALBUM, HIDDEN AWAY- SERIOUSLY THERE’S SOME WITH YOU LIKE MID-SNEEZE AND IN THE MIDDLE OF TAKING A BITE OF FOOD WHY DOES HE DO THIS

-Everyone thinks he’s so sweet 24/7 but he’s actually pretty sassy and lowkey sarcastic if he’s being himself

-Complete pacifist UNLESS you intend to hurt the ones closest to him, then he gets pretty scary

-Tries to take selfies with his sister but they come out terrible and she makes fun of him for it

-Also tries to selfie with you and you send the funniest ones to his sister (again, makes fun of him)

-Has so many of his mum’s art pieces hanging in his house!!

-Animals love him!!! That’s why he has such great pictures of them on his camera!

-Sort of unorganized; he has a full drawer full of SD cards but none of them are labeled so he has no idea what’s on them unless he plugs them in

-You have to help him pick out his outfits sometimes because he’S SO BAD AT IT, V YOU CAN’T WEAR CAMO AND STRIPES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

-I CAN TOTALLY SEE HIM WITH A PET HEDGEHOG AND HE NAMES IT SOMETHING SILLY LIKE SONIC

-Closet nerd, he loves Lord of the Rings, the scENERY, MC, IT’S BEAUTIFUL

-Once got stuck in a tree trying to scare you and you needed to call Jumin to come help him down. Vowed not to try and scare you from then on

-Has a TON of ugly sweaters and literally thinks they’re the cutest things ever

-Likes to try ANY cute DIY food video he comes across (buT V WE CAN’T EAT ALL OF THIS)

- this little nerd will leave you sweet notes all over the house!!! He thinks you make the cutest faces when you find them <3

- he has this really cute silly side to him that he only shows to you???

- like he’ll smack your forehead randomly and act like it wasn’t him at all but he bursts out laughing bc your glare is far from threatening

- his laugh is like heaven

- He puts eyes on literally every food item in your refrigerator as a prank but it’s actually really cute because he draws faces on them too

- Sooo many dumb jokes and you hate and love them all

- “What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel”

- sometimes u wanna kill him

- He signs up for every class that can make him “a better version of himself” smh this guy is trying to better himself??? Who does he think is

- art classes, photography classes, fitness classes, cooking classes, litERALLY EVERYTHING

- he drags you with him because he loves u <3

askbutterlord  asked:

:3c rant more on Zen

ask and you shall receive cause only God knows how much i fucking love Hyun Ryu (((trying not to cry while writing this hahahahA))

  • its like, Zen is known as the narcissistic one, right? but like….once you really start getting close to Zen, it seems like he truly displays so much humility in a relationship
  • once he loves you, he’s ready to put himself to the side for you needs
  • the only reason he DOESNT is because MC is a wonderful sweetheart who doesnt let Zen ruing his career for them like, does that make sense?
  • he loves his career but he loves you more. he wants so badly to show the entire world how much he loves you and that you are his
  • and he plays this part of like cool macho actor who never doubts himself and takes the whole world by storm
  • but in his route you find out just how fragile he really is, one ankle injury and all of a sudden he cant seem to stop talking about how pathetic he is
  • he works so fucking hard because he wants people to see him as talent, not a pretty face
  • i mean, as a kid he didnt even like attention
  • and he honestly doesnt want everything to revolve around him. he hates scandal and all that shit and,,
  • in the valentines day dlc he really opened up his heart to MC and told them that their life shouldnt just be about him, it should be about MC too
  • he wants MC to chase their dreams and he wants to be there to see it
  • his heart is truly so full of love and compassion im..,,,
  • he takes care of MC in every single route and in Jaehee’s route he takes care of Jaehee
  • it might seem nosy to some but its just because he cares and he wants to feel like someone important, not just a pretty face
  • he wants everyone to have a voice and the opportunity to be happy, he’s said before that’s why Jumin bothers him so much; he kind of feels like Jumin squishes people who are beneath him and Zen’s heart is just so big and like,,,
  • he’s so incredibly sweet
  • i know a lot of people think Zen is most likely to cheat but i just could never, ever see that
  • he could have anyone he wanted? but he doesnt because he dedicated himself whole heatedly to his work
  • and when he does fall in love, its because there was someone who helped him understand what its like to love someone else and have a healthy relationship with them
  • cause Zen’s familial relationships were pretty toxic..,,
  • also,,he didnt finish high school or go to college but he fucking works his ass off and he is good at what he does

anyway i love Zen and if you dont love him i dont really care,,,i love him enough for both of us

Thieve's Neglect

The Thief class is widely uncommon and many see it as a bad class to have.

I think a lot more people are Thieves, but don’t think they are.

Everyone paints Rogues as the good one, all because of how their distribution works.
Thieves don’t steal out of greed. They take their aspect because they can use it better than others. They know how to use it effectively.

Thieves are opportunistic and self assured.
They see the reality of the situation and take it upon themselves to absorb their aspect so they can fix the problem.

Let’s take a look at Vriska.
Vriska is a pretty bad person, but why does she do what she does?
She has been trained her whole life, through FLARP( Spidermom’s demands) and through Mindfang.
From day one she learned to take every chance she had, to pull the rug out from others, and to do what has to be done.
This is where she develops issues with her classpect.

She is stuck feeding into her own ability on such a loop that she fails to recognize the ability of others.

The problem of the Thief is not that they take for themselves.
It’s that they take too much, not realizing that others can share it.

Vriska wants to be the hero because she thinks she is the most capable and therefore deserves the most spotlight.
Because of her ability to take Light she thinks she is the end all be all.

Now let’s take a look at Meenah.
Why exactly did she do what she did?

Well, to start she is the Heiress.
Except… she’s not.
Instead of being given the growth and life she deserves she is confined to essentially babysitting her planet.

The game starts and nobody really works with her. She is trying to take progress and change so she can lead, but it’s just not working.
She pushes them too far, antagonizing them in an attempt to rile them up.
But it just doesn’t work. She tries to take and take, but it’s not going her way.
The only reason she did this was because she thought it was the only possible way to get things going and to actually win the session.

That’s when the session ends.
Everyone stands on the platform and Meenah decides that while they might not have had a chance to prosper in their session, she’ll be damned if she’ll let everyone get erased.
She gives them the chance to grow.
How does she give them the chance?
By taking their lives.

MEENAH: thing is nobody ever has the guts to off anybody
MEENAH: let alone themshellves
MEENAH: so i blew us all the fuck up

She knew nobody else was capable of it, so she took their lives herself.

This leads back to the point of the Thief class.
The Thief takes their aspect because they are good with it. They handle it much better than everyone else.
Their slogan is basically: I got this, just let me have this one moment to handle it myself.

But that’s their issue. Too many moments where they want to go at it alone, where they think people can’t handle what they do.

The main issue of Thief is knowing when to take and when to hold off and give others a chance.

They aren’t self centered and narcissistic by nature, that’s just the pitfall that our two Thieves fell into.

Thieves get a bad rap because our two Thieves aren’t exactly paragons, but they do genuinely try their best at achieving the greater good.

A Thief steals because they can take it. They can shoulder the burden and use it for good.

They are strong when others are weak.

They just need to learn how to share a little and let everyone have their piece.

I think a lot of people could be Thieves, but don’t really understand what a good Thief would actually be like