why does anybody follow me

Joseph: WHY DOES ANYBODY FOLLOW @CRYPTIDHUNTER? I can’t, for the life of me, understand why anybody follows “weird dadbook” content. Such a waste-of-stream.

Robert: @JosephChrist in order to fully grasp the “weird dadbook” zeitgeist, I would recommend reading 1 of the many articles publiSuck My BaLLS 666

Mary: @CRYPTIDHUNTER @JosephChrist WATCH OUT ROBERT HE’S A CHRISTIAN

Robert: @Wine_Mom @JosephChrist yeah im about to go to the church he works at and knock the fuckin bibles off the shelves

(Source: twitter)