why do you wear that stupid bunny suit

‘Donnie Darko’ sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

  • “What the hell kind of name is that? It’s like some sort of superhero or something.”
  • “Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.”
  • “You can go suck a fuck!”
  • “Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.”
  • “Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?”
  • “Beer and pussy. That’s all I need.”
  • “What if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?”
  • “Why do you gotta get so smart on us?”
  • “I think about fucking a lot during school.”
  • “This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that “cellar door” is the most beautiful.”
  • “I think you’re the fucking Antichrist.”
  • “You’re such a fuck-ass!”
  • “No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up.”
  • “Do you believe in time travel?”
  • “I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.”
  • “Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
  • “Do you feel alone right now?”
  • “You’re not a bitch. You’re bitchin’, but you’re not a bitch.”
  • “I can do anything I want. And so can you.”
  • “If we were able to see our destinies manifest themselves visually, then we would be given a choice to betray our chosen destinies.”
  • “They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. They want to change things.”
  • “What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?”
  • “The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.”
  • “Every creature on this Earth dies alone.”
  • “I promise that one day, everything’s gonna be better for you.”
  • “When you fall asleep tonight, I’m gonna fart in your face.”
  • “I’ll write a book and draw the pictures. Then maybe people will understand me.”