why do you keep doing this russians

Let That Liquor Ride

Originally posted by groovyroom

Let That Liquor Ride
[DPRLive at a bar]

yeah wait hold up
let that liquor ride
baby love the way you chillin

Christian sighed rolling his eyes as Dabin stared at you from across the floor. You were waiting by the bar with your friends after Live’s set finished. You’d been nursing the same drink all night, occasionally you’d catch Dabin staring at you and you couldn’t help but to smile and look away shyly.

Christian had fallen victim to your little game of cat and mouse and had grown tired of it. “Please ask her out already. Mate you’re drivin’ me insane over this”

“I will…” Dabin mumbled downing back the rest of his liquor. “I will…I’ll ask her out…” he stood up, squaring his shoulders before immediately losing his nerves and sitting back down. “After one more drink” he reached out as the waitress walked by and grabbed another glass of alcohol.

“You’re pathetic. Come on. What are you waiting for? She’s been to every single one of your shows this month. You know she’s into you.”

“It’s not that simple Hyung… She's…”

“Pretty hot and out of your league?”

“Yeah…” he frowned losing what little nerve he had.

“Invite her and her friend up here. Maybe she’ll ask you out.”

“I can’t just ask her up here. What does that look like? Hey, do you wanna come to the VIP area with me? That just makes it look like I’m trying to make a move on her.”

“You are trying to make a move!” Christian groaned raking his hand through his hair. “You are literally trying to ask her out. And if I have to sit here and watch you ogle her for another night I’m gonna ask her out myself. And trust me Mate, it won’t be for your benefit”

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One Last Time

Originally posted by soyiyoyo

Request: Would you like please make a Imagine Chekov properly saying goodbye to the ship’s crew? Because I need that - @putthephaserdownplease

A/N: I deleted the playlist a made to make my friend cry when I moved like a week before getting the request and it would have been such perfect mood music for this. I feel like that karma for making a playlist of song that would make my friend cry. Also Keenser’s totally find; you guys don’t have to worry. Little guy just got all tuckered out. 

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anonymous asked:

My favorite moment from Hetalian horror show was the "bad ending". What happened to Bulgaria in that ending exactly I didn't fully comprehend what happened (when he got tied up by Russia..) this has been on my mind me for a while now do you know what exactly took place....?

It is a very perplexing moment. Let us review what happened, shall we?

WARNING: THIS IS SLIGHTLY NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK. THERE IS NAKEDNESS IN THIS ANALYSIS. WHILE THERE ARE NO DONGLES OR BALLSACKS AND I HAVE CENSORED THE BULGARIAN BUTTCRACKS THERE IS STILL IN FACT NAKEDNESS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (also i wrote this at 2 am)

Okay, first of all, I suggest you read the full translation here because it’s REALLY AWESOME. We get to learn about Bhutan (but that’s for another post). Anyways, let us direct our attention to the bad ending when Bulgaria decides to stop Russia from making everyone “become one” with him through a magic potion. In the good ending it’s all a plot for a movie that America is sharing with Russia. But in the bad ending…oh boy is it different.

When Bulgaria says he wants to protect everyone, Russia says:

“Are you saying that you’ll take their place instead? Hmm…Alright. If you mean it then I’ll stop for today.”

By take their place this meant that Russia was going to do to Finland, America, England, Spain, Germany, and Japan what he did to Bulgaria in the upcoming scene. Then Russia stops and lets everyone else go, everyone goes home, blah blah blah…and then this happens.

B: hmm?

B: Eh… What was I…doing?

(Russia. You were doing Russia, Bulgaria)

And then we are treated with this and some interesting music


(I got it at just the right time so Russia’s text covered the Bulgarian buttox)

B: Eh, what is this!? what’s going on?!

R: Good morning Bulgaria, your heroic act was really cool.

He’s not referring to what you think he is you perverts! He’s talking about bulgaria “taking their place”. Note that Russia has not done anything to Bulgaria yet (at least while he was conscious).


(I cropped it. No Bulgarian buttcracks for you)

B: Mr. Russia…?! Um, thank you very much…But why did it end up like this!? Uh-I mean, why, sir…

R: You said you’d take their place instead.

He was going to do this to Finland, America, England, Spain, Germany, and Japan.


(this was made by HIMARUYA, by the way)

B:Not like this! I wanted it to be in a cool way…! Isn’t your relationship with me pretty well?!
R: It wouldn’t have changed anything, it’s a tradition that someone ends up in this role after all

Now that line really stands out to me. If it means what I think it means, Russia usually dominates people and puts them in this position. It really shows just how fucked up Russia is. He says someone is always in this position. So who was in this position before Bulgaria is now? Take a guess.

More likely than not, it was Lithuania. Lithuania does not act the way he does around Russia to anyone else. Reminder, this is the guy that kicked Prussia’s ASS and directly admits that he hates him. But what about after Russia left the Soviet Union? Who is Russia’s bondage buddy today? Prepared to want to murder Russia. I’m not sure, but I have a feeling that I know who it is…


(russia get your damn hands off of that cinnamon roll!)

Latvia is the one baltic that still hangs out with Russia today and can’t seem to get away from his influence. The last baltic to leave the USSR. The only baltic too afraid to get rid of any of his Soviet things. The only baltic to go through a blizzard to get to Russia’s house. The Baltic that can drink the most and has the highest alcohol tolerence. It all makes sense.
But maybe there’s a slight possibility that Latvia doesn’t want to get away. Maybe the reason he keeps crawling back–even in a blizzard that BELARUS won’t even go through–is because of Stockholm syndrome. That or he’s REALLY into BDSM.
Anyway, Russia’s a total dick to Latvia and Lithuania (but not to Estonia if you remember from my old age theory).

Anyways back to the analysis

(still no porn for you)

B:Tradition?! What tradition?! What does that mean?!
R:No clue meow~

The meow is a reference to something that happened earlier, it will be explained in the next clip.

But when Russia says Tradition, he may be implying that something like this may have happened to him when he was younger. When he says no clue, Hima may be implying that the memory was so horrible he has tried to repress it. But I learned from my science class that real traumatic events don’t get repressed. Instead, it’s the opposite. They’re impossible to forget about, thus causing PTSD. If something like this happened to Russia in his past (most likely his childhood) then it would be totally understandable why he acts the way he does rather than just being an absolute monster for no reason. Perhaps the way he tortures his victims is also a reference to the Forest Brothers, the gulags, or how Russian POW camps were historically the most brutal. (It keeps getting darker, kids!)

B: Wh– how do you know tha– You weren’t there when I…  

R: Hm? The meow? It’s something you can say to be forgiven! Ah, that’s right! You finally got the chance to stand out~

More references to the first part. This means Russia was stalking them the whole time.

That meow means he’s going to do some unforgivable shit.

B: You were there…from the start…! from the very start…!
R: Listening to your stories one by one was really comforting, I enjoyed it.

Judging from the building in the next scene, this all seems to take place at school. Now that is top quality faculty.

B: Ah, but now that I think about it this is a pretty nice role to be in! Thank you!!

R: You’re a bold one, aren’t you…

That’s where it ends. And at this point kids, our hero Bulgaria realizes he is into BSDM. The ending is very much open to fan interpretation, and that’s how I interpret it.

In conclusion, Russia x Bulgaria is canon and Bulgaria is still Vice President of the forgotten characters club. The End.

rivalry

((hello everyone, and welcome back to the reverse au!! ♥♥♥ i’ve been savin’ this fic for a rainy day. this is dedicated to everyone who wanted to know what yuri plisetsky’s relationship was with victor + yuuri in the rev au. i hope you all enjoy this! ♥))

summary: “Is that what you think it takes to win, Yura?” The silver-haired man steps into his young rink-mate’s space, grinning ill-temperedly. “Attempting to bring honor to Russia?”

“Well,” Yuri steps further into Victor’s space, refusing to budge one bit at the twenty-three-year-old’s provocation. “It’s gotta be better than looking pretty and managing to do exactly jack shit at competitions.”

Yuuri plays mediator to keep the two of them from getting into a fist fight.

word count: 3.7k
rating: t
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I am from a Ukrainian-speaking family. I live in Kyiv. When I was a kid, the ratio of UA speakers to RUS speakers was something like 30% to 70%. Now it is different, for what I am glad.

In my middle school there were 30 kids in my class. There were me and two other girls who spoke Ukrainian at home. At home. Of course, in school on lessons everyone speaks Ukrainian, but the bell rings, and everybody drops it and starts speaking Russian. And since majority of kids are speaking it, you start speaking it as well. The herd-thing is a powerfull instinct, especially when you are ten, bullied, cry way too much, and don’t want to stick out even more than you already do.

I was 14, I think, when I visited my Moscow uncle. And ever since I returned from Moscow I hadn’t spoken Russian without strick necessity ever again.

At first it was tough, to find my footing and leanr to quickly find Ukrainian words when Russian sprang to my mind. It took courage to speak Ukrainian to certain people. It took a lot of quarrels to fucking defend my right to speak my own language in a country where it is the only official language. 

I was leggitly told by a classmate, a Ukrainian speaking girl nontheless, that if I want to seem smarter I have to speak Russian. 

There is a whole layer of people who speak Ukrainian only at home, and switch to Russian out of their doorstep. Why do you do that? How many Russian speakers switch to Ukrainian for you? For me only three people do that. Is Ukrainian so shamefull that you keep it home, like you keep family problems? I just don’t get it. 

When I was 14 I undergone a great internal growth, and a great deal of principles that I live by today were put in my head then. I find it funny how a week stay in Russia made me see things my parents’ve been drilling into my scull for years. 

For all my failings, there is one thing I can be rightfully proud for.

My Fair Warrior: Part 3

Setting: Russia, 2020

Summary: Despite a moment of reprieve with her love, Feyre’s struggles are not over, and an unusual visit from Rhysand might just change everything.

Ship: N/A

Rating: T

Word Count: 2,408

A/N: Part 2 of my Modern ACOTAR AU. As before, some lines come directly from ACOTAR and belong to Sarah J. Maas. 

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random pet AU’s???

-”what do you mean you bought a russian bear dog DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW BIG THOSE THINGS GROW WE LIVE IN A ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT IN THE CITY”

-”why the fuck did you put ALL OF OUR TROPICAL FISH IN THE BATHTUB”

-”we are not adopting the raccoon in our backyard”

-”wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE TARANTULA GOT OUT OF ITS CAGE I’M ARACHNOPHOBIC YOU PROMISED IT WOULDN’T GET OUT”

-”it’s raining really badly and there was a box of abandoned kittens please can we keep them all I’ll pay for everything”

-”the snake is pretending to be tinsel get it out of the tree”

-”no, we are not adopting the animals the tailed beasts from Naruto were based off of and naming them respectively”

-”we are not adopting the animals some of the Espada are based off of WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA KEEP A SHARK”

-”how the fuck did you manage to steal a penguin OF COURSE WE CAN’T KEEP IT”

-”I started watching FMA:B at your insistence and you started calling our golden retriever Nina around the same time why OH MY FUCKING GOD NO YOU ASSHOLE-”

Shipmate

From @thefandomimagine || Genre: fluff, hint of romance, humor || Warning: mild cursing || Author’s Note: This fic is a follow-up to “Nocturne,” in which Bones has awakened the reader from a 200-year sleep. A very special thanks to my dear friend @heilith for the Russian translations, and to my friend Veronica for cleaning up my Spanish

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anonymous asked:

Pietro and the reader are in a mission together and with some other avengers. They have to share the same bed at night (smut!) and they end up waking up the other avengers because they are too loud. Thanks!!!

here we go fam its you and pietro #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pietro/reader

word count; 1672

warnings; smut, duh, swearing, i tried 2 get hella into it tbh

requests are open always!!!!!!!!!!!

You groan as Steve announces the bed arrangements.

“I’m sorry, Agent,” he hisses, “do you have a problem?”

No, no,” you lie, not bothering to hide it. “Speedy, though? Really?”

“I’m with Stark,” Steve says through gritted teeth, “but do you see me complaining? No.”

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anonymous asked:

why do blacks keep saying oh "real" asians dont refer to themselves as asian? umm for one i dont want some violent shitskins to attack my people more than they already do when they riot, lol. i guess you can take a wild guess what ethnicity i'm from, but knowing you low IQ imperialists, what is there to expect except irrelevant irresponsibility for being biologically barbaric and violent.

Because according to people in higher academia, this is Asia

It’s like Africa, which is consisted of many countries. 

So, a Russian is as much Asian as an East Indian. 

The Best Fam on Youtube!

Fandom: Valdaya

Author’s Note: This is an AU story where our lovely duo are famous Youtubers. Their jobs are basically the same in that Zendaya makes little sketches and singing and dancing videos. Val does dancing and rap. Okay good? Good. Everything else will be explained as the story goes. Don’t want to give too much away.

P.S. I want this to be a multi-chaptered story so hopefully this first chapter is well received.

 

Zendaya sets up the tripod in front of her. It was one of those mini ones. She angles the small Canon Powershot G7 X to point straight at her. “Hey are you ready, babe,” she called out.

“Be right there beautiful. Our little nugget’s giving me a hard time.” Zendaya smirked. It seemed that she might have to do this video solo.

“Hurry up! The camera’s all set up!” She heard a groan from down the hall and a high pitched giggle right after. The twenty-three-year-old shook her head. How hard was it to get clothes on? She checked her phone. It was almost time for their usual film time. “If you are not here in three minutes consider yourself cut,” she shouted with finality. 

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