why do you have to be this perfect

Fireproof // Part 8

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|My Masterlist|  (smut warning)

Summary: Supernatural Half Blood Boarding School AU where students are paired with a human counterpart to help them adapt to the human world outside their supernatural communities.

Back at school, things don’t change much from the long weekend. The two of you are extremely close and make out every chance you can get. In fact, Shawn can’t keep his hands off of you most days. He had all but given up on appearance class because his tail just was not going away anytime soon. There was only so much you could do to help him hide it and he didn’t even want to anymore. Ever since the long weekend Shawn had been much more confident in having it out around the other half bloods and partners. It was like he finally realized that it didn’t matter what everyone else thought. It only mattered what he thought. And you of course.

“Shawn, you have to at least try to pass the test today,” you groan.

Shawn is standing, arms crossed, eyeing you up and down. He didn’t wear the cargo pants today like he was supposed to. He didn’t bring his hoodie like he was supposed to. If he had gotten up when you did, then he would have had both of those things with him. But he didn’t get up when you did. He stayed in bed while you showered and went to breakfast. You suspect he was getting himself off in favor of breakfast because the groaning you heard while in the shower was not his regular “I don’t want to get out of bed” groans.

He wasn’t prepared for the test today at all. Mr. Tempe was bringing in three human ex-partners to assess the student’s progress and they would be graded accordingly. The other students showed up looking every bit as human as their partners and if you didn’t know better, you wouldn’t have been able to tell which of the pairs wasn’t human. Then there was Shawn who strolled into the gym in his goddamned black skinny jeans, tail out. He didn’t even wear a long sleeve shirt to cover the scales on his forearms. “I’ll be fine,” he says with a smirk and you shake your head. He was NOT going to be fine.

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My dazzling Rey,

I hope you were not too put-off by my question, earlier today. You seemed quite shocked. A little frightened, even. I don’t blame you. I know we have only been a couple for a few months, and a secret couple at that. It makes perfect sense that talk of marriage would be startling, even in the context of using the wedding as a plan to destroy the First Order.

I got the feeling that you tuned out everything I said after we should get married.  I don’t want to pressure you, but I do want you to make an informed decision. Logically, assassinating Snoke is the most expedient way to take the First Order down, and I am certain that with our combined power, amplified by the artifact, we could destroy him. The problem is this: while Snoke does want me to turn you to the Dark Side, and take you as an apprentice, he flatly refuses to meet with us both at the same time. He will not allow us both into his presence, only one of us at a time. He knows how dangerous we could be together.

What we need is some sort of excuse to make him willing to be in the same room as both of us. And my proposal - pun intended - is the only way I can think of to do that. It’s the one bait that he won’t be able to resist. Snoke LOVES pageantry. He takes this sick pleasure in planning out all the aesthetic details for every major FO ceremony and fundraising banquet. What the banners will look like, what people will wear, what they’ll say, where they’ll stand… He loves micromanaging lavish ritualistic ceremonies, and there is nothing more ceremonially ritualistic than a wedding.

If we had a “wedding,” he will want to involved, or more likely, he’ll take over completely, like the tyrant he is. Either way, he’ll probably be willing to risk having us both in his presence, at the ceremony itself. And then we take him down! He would be distracted by his obsession with elaborate ceremony, and you and I would be together - it would be the perfect time to use the artifact. Snoke would be destroyed. Without him, the First Order would be in disarray, and my mother’s fleet could do the rest.

It doesn’t even have to be a real wedding. I probably should have made that more clear when we spoke earlier. It would just be an act, to save the galaxy! At least for now. I don’t want to rush you into anything you’re not ready for. I really don’t… I should have explained better, and that’s exactly why I am writing to you now. In the moment, I think I got a bit carried away by the idea of us openly claiming each other as lifelong companion. Needless to say, nothing else could ever give me such joy.

But, I could sense it, you know. You weren’t completely horrified by my proposal. Startled, maybe, but not disgusted. We belong together. I’ve heard you whisper it in the dark more than once, when you probably thought I was asleep. We belong together…

Anyway, I have enclosed another gift. It’s some frozen dessert, a local delicacy from Bespin. I chose it mainly to show you how chill I am about this wedding idea. Also, it seems to actually have a picture of me unmasked. I know you prefer me that way, so I’ve asked the gift shop to start selling products without my mask. They’ve actually seemed to be making an effort to do so, lately.

As hungry for your love as an exogorth for a passing starship,



Credit to Sansacat for pointing me in the direction of the ice cream!

This story can be read in it’s entirety at    http://archiveofourown.org/works/11534406/chapters/25895388

gratitude/compliments day ❣

hey guys! so in ap psych today, we were talking about gratitude, and the positive effects that it has on each and every one of us. and in the spirit of thanksgiving (at least in america) coming up, we wrote a letter to someone that we were grateful for (which i would recommend all of you doing) and are supposed to give it to them, and honestly, it made me so very happy. therefore, i figured i’d do the same for all my lovely followers! and i recently hit 1.1k recently so it’s perfect timing! even though i can’t write all of you a full blown letter (even though i wish i could), i can still tell you why i’m thankful to have you in my life! and if we don’t talk, that’s perfectly okay! i can still compliment the crap out of you hehe. all you have to do is the following: 

  • reblog this post (must be following me) 
    • blacklist cass gives thanks if you don’t want to see these 
  • send me an ask and say what YOU are thankful for! 

and that’s it! make sure to give some love to your family, friends, teachers, or any other figure in your life that is special to you! happy holidays everyone xoxo

Questions for the Signs


  • Why do you hurt people without consideration?
  • Does it ever get tiring, keeping so many secrets?
  • Why are you scared of letting others help you?
  • Why do you jump so quickly into relationships only to leave just as quick?


  • Why do you need others peoples approval?
  • Why do you not believe in yourself?
  • Do you not think you’re worth more, do you not see all the value you have?
  • Do you like to feel broken or have you just learned to live with the pain?


  • Are you afraid of your flaws?
  • Do you fake your confidence so people can’t see how self conscious you truly are?
  • Have you ever stopped to think how others feel when you leave them behind because you got bored?


  • Why do you claim to be innocent when you are guilty of so much pain and abuse?
  • Can you not live independently?
  • Why must you jump into relationship before you are even aware of what love is?
  • Will you ever take responsibility for you own actions?


  • Why do other people’s opinions matter so much to you?
  • Why do you have to win ever argument you get into?
  • Will you ever be able to fully shown another person your flaws and insecurities and realize they still love you even if you’re not perfect?


  • Why do you see emotions as a vulnerability?
  • Are you so proud and mighty that you must go through life without ever letting others help you?
  • Why are you incapable of realizing you aren’t perfect, but it’s okay that youre not perfect?


  • Why do you try so hard to make sure nobody ever finds out who you really are?
  • Why does your social appearance dictate how you live your life?
  • Do you think you are only worth love if you conceal your true self?


  • Why do you hide your loneliness behind your humor?
  • Do you not see all the value you’re worth?
  • Why do you expect people to be honest to you when you always lie and deceive others?


  • Why do you have to one up people every single chance you get?
  • Why do you never take other people’s feelings into consideration?
  • Do you know how much of a narcissist you are?
  • Is there a reason you need to be better than everybody?


  • Why is it so hard for you to express your emotions to others?
  • Will you ever stop and realize other people can help you, you aren’t alone?
  • Why do you push yourself so hard and still never think you’re enough?


  • Why are you so scared of accepting the love people have for you?
  • How can you be so oblivious to other people’s emotions?
  • Will you ever learn that some things are better left unsaid?


  • Are you capable of being your own person instead of just following everybody else?
  • Why do you let others walk all over you?
  • Do you know that your opinions and feeling are just as valid as everybody else’s?
  • Will you ever let other people see who you truly are instead if putting on some “innocent” facade?

There is no invalid reason to ship something

You ship them because you like their chemistry? You good, keep being great.

You ship them because they look very cute and/or hot together? Man, me too.

You ship them to cope? That’s amazing, I’m proud of you.

You ship them out of spite? Hell yeah.

You ship them because you want to explore human (or otherwise) relationships? You probably are a lot of fun to talk to.

You ship them because you project yourself in one of the characters? Go for your dreams, darling.

You ship them because why not? Crackshipping has been around for a long time, if someone tells you that it hasn’t they’ve probably haven’t been in fandom for long.

You ship them for literally any other reason? Perfect, go wild with it, no one can stop you.

There is no bad reason for shipping, no matter you motives you’re just having harmless fun. No one has the right to stop you from exploring fiction as you desire, it’s your desition and yours only what you want to do in fiction.

Keep being you, lovely ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)


have I ever mentioned how much I love Iwaizumi Hajime? I think I have but I’ll say it again,


he’s so precious, so pure, a cinnamon roll, an angel, an inspiration, an amazing ace, a great friend, an insanely adorable child, the actual epitome of perfection.

He loves agedashi tofu, Godzilla, his friends, volleyball. He’s just so pure. I mean, this precious child has patches and shirts of his favourite movie character, he is athletic, the best senpai, a huge dork and a total sweetheart.

Do you remember that one time he found a fish with the same name as Oikawa and he was so proud? Or that other time he said he would always release the cicadas he caught as a kid because he felt bad for them? Or maybe that he is the only one Kentarou listens to because the younger has nothing but respect and admiration for this pure smol bean?

All this boy wishes for is to grow a little taller than his peers, especially his best friend. He is the arm-wrestling champion in Seijou, a little silly nugget who likes rolling his sleeves or stuffing his mouth with food. He lets Makki and Mattsun ruffle his hair when he helped scored a point, teases Oikawa jokingly but no doubt acts as his pillar and emotional support too. (Vice-versa)

He tells his best friend the team with the better six is stronger. He tells his Kouhai that it won’t matter if their team doesn’t win. He assures his Kouhais, his teammates, his friends, he keeps the team together, supports everyone.

It breaks my heart to think that he would question himself for not being good enough, for questioning his position in the team even when he was the one putting it out there that the team with the better six is stronger.

He deserves the entire world, he deserves everything, he deserves to be proud of what he has become.


I’m sorry but I love him so incredibly much, I would sell my soul to see him happy.

So if any of you ever write, draw, describe him as an abusive person or friend, you clearly do not understand this amazing character at all.

I’ll personally fite you if you ever dare say it cause I will fight a bitch.

I’m only 18

Originally posted by hopeinloveinfinity


Request: Can you do a oneshot where the reader is an avenger and 18, she meets the team and the guys are being super flirty with her but have no idea that’s she is 18 and when they find out, they’re embarrassed about flirting with her :). Sorry if this super specific and long

Warning: No?

Being the new avenger was exciting. I had been able to shape shift into any person or animal that I wanted to since I was 5 years old. I scared my mother the day I turned into a dog. She could move things with her mind and she wasn’t sure of what I could do until the day we were eating dinner and I decided to act like a dog and turned into one. 

Since then, I would do small things like tricking my friends or I would turn into a bird and fly away. Like Spider-Man, I decided to use it for good. What really caught the public’s eye, was the day a grizzly bear stopped a gas station robbery. That same day Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff showed up at my house. They explained to me and my mother that they wanted me to join the avengers. Naturally, my mother put up a fight and said I was too young, but I am 18 so legally I can go. Waving goodbye to my mother 6 months later and I was officially part of the team. 

“You should turn into a cat, then when the team crowds around, turn into yourself.” Tony suggested. 

“I can’t” I laughed at him, “When I shape shift, My clothes don’t change with me so I can’t turn back until I’m in my room, usually.” 

“We’ll see about that.” He started thinking to himself. 

“Guys this is y/n” Nat called out t the team.

“Hello” I waved to everyone “I know who you all are already, I read the file.” 

“Nice to meet you” Steve shook my hand. “We didn’t hear much about you, it was suppose to be a surprise.” 

I smiled, looking around the room at the team. I noticed Sam, Bucky, Thor, Peter, and Steve were looking me up and down. I met Sam’s eyes and he winked at me and gave a slow nod of admiration. Bucky looked away quickly, Steve also winked, Thor smirked at me and then walked away, and Peter quickly turned around and started a conversation with Wanda. I noticed Clint and Bruce were watching the same thing I was and looked at me and then the guys and shook their heads. 

Originally posted by chrisandchips

Once everything was finally settled, I made my way to the kitchen to get a small snack, I had finally finished unpacking. I was searching for a snack when I hear someone speak up behind me.

“Nickle for your thoughts?” Steve spoke calmly

“I’m pretty sure it’s penny.” I laughed at him

“I just think your thoughts are worth more” he smiled, raising an eyebrow.

“Really?” I rolled my eyes “That’s so lame” 

“What?” He moved a tad bit closer leaning on the counter. “I just wanted to start a conversation.” He chuckled. 

“So start” I reached for the box of cheez-its, but it was too far up. Steeve reached up above my head and grabbed it. I couldn’t help but look at his bicep. Quickly looking down when our eyes met.

“Like what you see?” Steve smirked “There’s more underneath.” 

I blushed at first and then realized, he is old, I’m still 18 and I don’t think he knows that. Instead of telling him, I laughed at him and walked away. 

Originally posted by dailyteamcap

The next person to talk to me was Sam Wilson. I had wandered into the theater room and put a movie in. Sam saw this and wanted to join.

“Can I join you?” He asked as I made my self comfortable on the love-seat, taking up most to the small couch. 

“Sure if you can fit” I joked, moving my legs slightly.

“I played tetris as a kid.” He smirked at me coming closer to the couch.

“Your point?” I asked slightly confused.

“I can make it fit.” He winked at me. I didn’t even react, I just had a straight face and I realized that he didn’t know my age as well, and just like Steve I didn’t tell him. 

Originally posted by tbholland

Peter Parker approached me the next day, as I made my way to the kitchen, he tapped my arm.

“Morning y/n” He greeted me with a warm smile.

“Mornin’ Pete” I smiled back. He followed me into the kitchen. 

“Hey y/n,” He got my attention back to him “Can you feel my shirt?”

“Excuse me?” I asked, confused. 

“I’m serious” He held out the bottom of his shirt and I touched the soft fabric.

“What about it?” I was still confused.

“Does it feel like boyfriend material?” I asked seriously. I laughed at him as my cheeks slightly turned red.

“Absolutely not” Tony cut in “Not allowed.” 

Originally posted by little--batman

“Why do guys have to be such jerks?” My friend Andrea spoke to me on the phone. I had her on speaker while me, Wanda and Nat sat in the living room.

“I know how you feel Ann. What we need is a genie” I joked. “Three wishes would be nice.” 

“That would help a lot actually” Nat joined

“What’s one thing you would wish for?” Wanda asked “ I would wish for world peace. Typical I know.”

“I’ll have to think about that.” Andrea said on the phone. 

“Ditto” Nat spoke up, thinking quietly.

“I would wish for the perfect guy” I joked, earning a small chuckle from Nat.

“Here I am.” Bucky stood in front of us “What are your other two wishes?”

I couldn’t handle this anymore. I had to tell them how old I was before this got worse. I found it funny but I can’t be this cruel.

“Hey guys” I spoke up walking into the kitchen causing everyone to look at me “I have done some thinking.. Some of you, not naming who, have tried to flirt with me.” all the guys looked at each other. “As flattering as that is, I think you should know something about me, and maybe this will make you rethink some things.” I tried to fight the smile forming on my face. “I’m only 18.” 

Originally posted by you-didnt-see-that-cuming

Every single guy, except for Peter, Tony, Bruce, Clint, and Vision, went pale. They froze and looked at each other.

“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US BEFORE” Sam yelled, obviously embarrassed.

“I thought it was funny” I laughed at them

“I already knew that” Peter winked at me

“Lady y/n” Thor looked up from the ground “ I wasn’t sure of your age so I didn’t say anything, but I did not expect that” 

“I feel horrible” Steve apologized. Bucky couldn’t bring himself to say anything as he continued to stare at the ground.

There was a long awkward silence as we slowly continued our business. 

“Wait, You guys hit on her?” Tony raised his voice.

BTS Reaction | Public Sex

Request; bts reaction to you wanting to try having sex in public or they want to try it, whatever you want!

Kim Namjoon

Namjoon would often find himself getting stressed in the studio while he was working on his music, having you there with him worked as the perfect benefit. He knew you had always wanted to try something adventurous.

“Why don’t you get down on your knees and give me a little help?”

“W-what?” “Right here? Right now? Someone could come in!”

“You’ve always wanted to try something outside of the bedroom, why not here?”

Kim Seokjin

Seokjin wouldn’t be quite sure where would be the perfect place to do it. He didn’t want anyone catching the two of you but the thought of someone catching the two of you was even more arousing.

“Just wait until after my performance, I have an Idea”

“Tell me?”

“Let’s just say, the elevator may have a breakdown today”

Min Yoongi

He’d sit in silence for a few moments, thinking over what you had asked. Truthfully he didn’t really want to leave the hotel room but the idea of having sex with you in public was arousing him.

“We don’t have to leave this room for it to be ‘public’ right?”

“How is it public if we do it in here?”

“I’m sure if I fucked you against that window it’d be pretty public…”

Jung Hoseok

Hoseok would be one of the first to bring it up, unable to control himself after watching you dance along in the studio with them. He loved watching the way you danced, the way your hips moved.

“After they go home, why don’t we stay back?”

“Why would we stay back?”

“I want you to give me a private dance”

Park Jimin

Joining Jimin on tour was always fun, apart from the long flights and lack of physical affection. The two of you would always be handsy on flights, but Jimin would be the first to suggest you both go to the restroom.

“You’ve always thought sex in public was hot, right Y/N?”


“Then why don’t we join the mile high club”

Kim Taehyung

Taehyung would be the one to plan it out the moment you mentioned it. The idea had crossed his mind before but he’d never asked about it, but now he could let his mind run wild.

“Why don’t I rent a car and we can go on a drive?”

“Sex in the car is still a little boring though, and awkward”

“Who said I’d be fucking you in the car? I’d rather have you on the hood”

Jeon Jungkook

Jungkook wouldn’t put much thought into where he wanted to do it, settling for somewhere simple where the two of you were alone often together but would still be a thrill for the both of you.

“Why don’t we do it here?”

“In your dressing room? What if someone comes in?”

“That’s the part that makes it more arousing”

BTS Scenario | Fight [One]

A/N: Hi guys! It’s Admin Sunshine, thank you for supporting me. I’ll be re-posting my reactions & scenarios on my blog.

PS: All of my reactions/scenarios and fictions will be fixed and there will be new things added in.

Requested from Anonymous.

Warnings: Angst

One | Two

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Houses as Things My Friends Have Said


  • “The only thing I’ve had to eat all day is a piece of my tonsil I accidentally swallowed!”
  • “Dr. Thunder is way worse than Dr. Pepper–” “ExCuSE mE, He has a PhD, which is more than you can say.” 
  • *to Hufflepuff* “You’re my second in commando.” Hufflepuff: “I’m not sure I want that.”
  • “I’m giving birth to my anxiety. I’ve bottled it up for long it’s transformed into a human child.” 
  • “I’m so embarrassed, I’m going to shrivel up and die and blow away into the wind. If you see a tumbleweed blowing down the street, just know that it’s me.”
  • “I’m at this super sketchy thrift store and I don’t feel safe” “Then leave!” “But bargain books???????” 


  • “I secrete herpes when I’m angry.”
  • “Tell me how you feel or die.”
  • “Best enemies? I cannot believe they have a necklace for that!” *glances at Gryffindor*
  • “Reported. Blocked. Deleted. And I’m telling my mom.”
  • “I don’t know why I’m angry, and it’s only making me angrier!?!??!?!?”
  • “I swear, my crush is perfect. He has good hair, is smart, and he’s good with kids. It makes me want to stab myself.” 


  • *about Ravenclaw* “We could never sleep in the same bed together. We’d just end up dutch-ovening each other all night.” 
  • “Why am I so licky????”
  • “Hey guys, guess what? I added another scar to my collection, wanna see?”
  • “What do you mean I can’t jump off the roof? I took safety precautions!” *points to pillows tied all over body*
  • *screaming* “I AM NOT AGGRESSIVE!”
  • *Welcome to the Jungle playing* *sits down next to Hufflepuff* *leans over and bites them* “Ow! What the heck?” *in perfect sync with the music* “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, HUFF.” 


  • “nO SLYTHERIN! We do not put teddy bears in the microwave!”
  • “You suck, but I will admit, you have a nice swagger.”
  • “Ever feel lonely like Luke Skywalker? Just watch Star Wars. Then it’s like you almost ARE Luke Skywalker.” 
  • “To pee, or not to pee: that is the question: Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer The dancing and clenching of outrageous misfortune, Or to take arms against a sea of literally sloshing troubles in my bladder, And by opposing end them.” 
  • “Just know that I’m 100% here to support your chicken nugget habit.”
  • *puts sunglasses on dog* “The name’s Boy. Good Boy.” 

“Why wouldn’t I like you?”

Not So Berry Challenge (TS3)

So you might have heard of this little thing called the Not So Berry Legacy Challenge for The Sims 4. This a conversion of those rules for The Sims 3! You can read the original rules to the challenge here.

Do you like the rainbow? Do you like the idea of playing with berry Sims but hate berry Sims? Do you want to mess around with aspects of the game you’ve never used before? Boy, do I have the challenge for you!

Welcome to the Not So Berry Legacy Challenge, a ten generation legacy with a focus on bright colors and new experiences.

Basic Rules:

  1. Each heir must represent the color of the generation (i.e. hair, makeup, clothing), but brightly colored skin is not necessary (these aren’t actually berry Sims, that’s the joke). This is optional, but it is a big portion of the fun.
  2. The colors of the spouses don’t matter as they aren’t part of the challenge. Unless otherwise stated you can do whatever you please with them.
  3. Every generation is supposed to complete both the career and aspiration of the heir unless explicitly stated otherwise.
  4. Keep the lifespan on normal.
  5. If you play this challenge and want to share it, go ahead and post with #notsoberry so we can see!

My good friend @alwaysimming​ and I created the original version of this challenge for The Sims 4. We wanted to make something that forced us to play with parts of the game we’ve never explored before. I tried to capture that same goal for The Sims 3. All of the generations follow the same theme as they do in TS4, but with a few slight differences to fit the limitations of this game.

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You guys, I am so, so convinced Declan Lynch is not Aurora’s biological son.