why do you have to be so far

anonymous asked:

You do realize that it's almost impossible to find a relationship with a girl due to today's society, right? If girls didn't have ridiculously high standards, and also didn't run off with abusive steroid-overdosed jackasses like the brainless sheep they are, then people like YandereDev wouldn't even exist. There would be far more love and happiness, and less suffering and despair. So, next time, why don't you think before shoving your foot in your mouth, and your head into your ass, mmkay? Bye.

Please tell me this is a joke, anon.

Calling women brainless sheep and then wondering why they run off to “steroid abusing jackasses” is exactly why you don’t have a girlfriend.

A loveshy in his natural habitat.

-Mod Sega

Strong Woman Do Bong Soon - Episode 3

So far I am really enjoying this show and I desperately need a distraction right now. Still, it is amazing to me to watch Ji Soo (I keep forgetting his show name) insist that he is going to the mother of a 27 year old woman to get her permission for said woman to stay out all night. Not only do I find Ji Soo pretty obnoxious in this show so far (though both male leads are looking lovely in this show so thanks for that), but if some guy I liked dared to treat me like this my crush would be dead, dead, dead.

I am also trying to picture my own mother’s reaction to such a call. “Are you talking about my 27 year old, got a job, pays taxes, can handle her own shit daughter? Why are you bothering me with this? You are interrupting CSI.” That is how the conversation would have gone with my mom, Ji Soo.

Closure || 2/?

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Aaaaand we’re back.  Sorry friends, I got myself sucked into a large black hole called Mass Effect: Andromeda ><  I’ve spent the last few days on a spaceship, so I vanished (and might re-vanish) for a while hue

Also apologies, this page is a little slow.  Have to set up the goddamn thing somehow.

Page 2 random facts: I realized belatedly that Caladbolg is far too tall in the last panel.  And Caladbolg is leaning? Oh well.  This is what I get for drawing at an angle.  ;-;

No I’m not conveniently getting rid of Bo until I need it again why do you ask

anonymous asked:

Do you know why so many former ereri shippers have jumped ship? I was out of the fandom for a while but I came back to see a lot of people being like, "I used to ship it but now I know better," and I was wondering why.

I have to say I haven’t noticed this, but as a shy and retiring sort of gent I never really had much to do with the wider ereri fandom anyway. My friends still ship it, as far as I know, but with the fandom lying fallow while we wait for season two a few of them, like me, have grown more interested in newer, livelier fandoms in the meantime.

So I haven’t see any of what you speak of, but at a guess I’d say given a pairing with a two year age gap now gets hate, the widening maw of what’s now considered ~*problematique*~ has swallowed great swaths of fandom, and if someone shouts something at you often enough for long enough a) you start to believe it or b) you go along with it for the quiet life and disavow a pairing you’ve drifted away from.

But who knows, really. Season two will bring new fans and some older ones will come back, I’m sure.

For @yonisen (if you would like a second part, let me know!)

Doll,

 I don’t know what to fucking say, but that I’m sorry. So very fucking sorry that I always screw up with you. And I’m always having to apologize. I hate it, absolutely hate it, when I cause you to cry.

 What’s wrong with me? Why do I have fucking happiness right in the palm of my hand, but I throw it away?! And yet, you forgive me, you vow to stay with me, no matter what I say or do. Fuck, if I was you, my fucking ass would have been long gone.

 But I’m not you, far fucking from it. You are so pure, so fucking special. Better than anyone here. Maybe I just don’t feel I deserve you, or your love.

 Once again, I misunderstood what you needed, you try to tell me in your way, a way I can’t seem to always comprehend. I shouldn’t have left, but I didn’t know what else to do. So here I stand, outside our room, hesitating with my hand on the doorknob.

 Finally getting up the fucking courage, I entered. I figured you wouldn’t be there, or if you were, you’d ignore me. But once again, you fucking surprise me. Not only are you there, and not ignoring me, but you are dressed just how I love you to be, and you have fucking dessert!

  Doll, what’s this?

  It’s my version of an apology.

  Apology? I’m the fucker that should be apologizing.

 Negan, it was a big misunderstanding between two very emotionally charged people. I upset you, you in turn, upset me. It’s what happens.

 You came over to me, handing me a piece of cake.

 Try it Negan, I made it myself!

 I took a bite, and Jesus, doll, what can’t you do?!

 It’s fucking heaven baby! I placed it down. Sit on my lap sweetheart. I need to hold you.

 As you sat down, I placed my arms around you, pulling you impossibly tight to my chest. I wanted to take you in with all of my senses. I needed to know, feel, you were okay. It scares me when you get into that place when you’ve been hurt, be that hurt done by me or others.

 I’m too sensitive, Negan, always have been. I’m not like other people. I’m a handful.

 Never too sensitive, baby girl, never. It’s others that aren’t sensitive enough. Sighing, I took in the scent of your shampoo. And you most certainly are not like other people. You are beyond special. Sometimes I feel like some fucking higher power sent you to me. And well, as far as a handful goes, I grabbed your ass with one hand, the other taking a hold of a breast.

 Negan! You giggled, blushing, glancing up at me.

 Look at me sweetheart. I took ahold of your chin, tipping your face towards mine. I got you something, a notebook. Whenever you are having a bad day, a day where you just can’t get out what you fucking need to say. Or when I am too fucking stupid to figure it out, you put down what you need me to understand, what you are feeling, anything. And you give it to me. I want to, need to, always be here for you. I need to understand. Leaning down, I lightly kissed your soft lips. Okay?

 You looked up into my eyes, your beautiful blues shining with tears, whispering, I love you, Negan.

 And I love you, my sweet sweet girl. I kissed you again, running my hands through your long silky hair.

 Now, how about we eat some more of that fucking fantastic cake, baby. Then I am going to show you how much I adore you. Sound good?

 Sounds perfect, Negan.

Closing my eyes, I think, this, this is what heaven must be like.

My love, always & forever

Negan

anonymous asked:

So when do you think Caryl will go canon and how do you think it will happen???!!!

oh why did you have to ask me this???

CAUSE I WANT IT TO HAPPEN SO BAD

I don’t like to make predictions because i’m usually wrong so I try not to.

As far as the when I’ve given up on this season to be honest, if they even have a scene in the same location i’ll be surprised so if anything it’s next season .

My guess is they will do this when they need serious ratings cause that’s how this shit works.

As far as the how I would speculate its when they have a moment where nothing is really going on for them and they have an actual quiet moment. This time she’ll know what happened and there won’t be anything hidden between them. A completely unguarded emotional moment when they are both raw and open.

I know how NR’s said and many agree it would be her to make the move but I think his statements about Daryl ‘getting over that wall.’ with regards to that might indicate a possibility that he could be getting pushed in that direction. Meaning that he might ready sooner or later to actually do it himself, which for me would extraordinary and would mean a whole lot in terms or character growth and for the ship as well, because it would be him declaring it first and that’s important to me.

But even if she does it first he’s definitely not gonna fight it  and go with it, cause one he feels comfortable with that look out. There will be no stopping him.

I just want them to get off the snide and do it before I start collecting Social Security you know? Even though I will wait forever as I’ve said.

So to the showrunners… pretty please… let us have it..

yes I did just pull out the cute face cause yeah…

“By the way, according to the story setting, in all exhibitions of this season Yuuri is skating Victor’s “Hanarezu ni Soba ni Ite”, and only in the Grand Prix Final exhibition of the last episode Victor himself joins him too.” - Kubo Mitsurou (source)

Me:

Appointment in Samarra

A merchant of Baghdad was sipping tea in his garden when his servant ran up to him, breathless and trembling.
“Master,” he cried. “I have just seen Death in your garden. She pointed at me with such a ghastly stare that I knew she had come for me.”
“So you have seen Death,” the merchant replied, “as each man must. I understand your alarm.”
“I must leave Baghdad and go far away from Death. I have a brother in Samarra. I will go there tonight, Master, and escape my fate.”
“Then take my swiftest horse, and go with my blessing.”
As the hoofbeats of the fleeing servant faded in his ears, the merchant, curious, walked through his gardens to confront Death.
“My servant has done no harm. Why do you disturb him with your ghastly stare?”
Death smiled. “I did not mean to. I was merely surprised to see him in Baghdad when I have an appointment with him this evening, at his brother’s house in Samarra.”

old illustration from last year
published in Cricket magazine

BTS AS CATS
  • Jin: Will come and sit on your keyboard while you're trying to do stuff cos he thinks he's far more interesting to look at than whatever that boring shit on your screen is. Plus he's hungry. Always hungry.
  • Suga: Never moves. Like ever. Sometimes you have to poke him just to make sure he's still alive. And then after you've poked him he'll hiss at you. But he loves you deep down, probably because you bought him a fluffy bed.
  • J-Hope: Pounces on your head every morning to wake you up cos he loves you and wants the first thing you see in the morning to be his furry belly.
  • Rap Monster: Walks across the table to get to you and knocks off a) your coffee cup, b) your laptop, c) your entire collection of glass figurines, d) all of the above.
  • Jimin: Will be constantly rubbing against you. Like as soon as you get home he just suddenly appears and rubs against your legs. It's rare for you to get out the house without fur all over you.
  • V: Always chasing stuff. Legit, if it moves, he chases it. Butterflies, spiders, dogs, pokemon, anything. Also eats whatever he manages to catch. So hide your other pets...
  • Jungkook: That crazy ass kitten that just runs around everywhere. Will legit try to run vertically up your walls, so keep him supervised at all times. And watch out for him randomly hiding underneath your legs when he gets freaked out by another cat, especially if it's female.
Randy’s Donuts

So, for months I’ve been obsessing over Harry and that Randy’s Donuts sweatshirt. I mean, why on earth would Harry Styles have a sweatshirt from a random donut shop in Inglewood, California? 

I mean, for the most part he knows when he’s going to get papped so why does he keep showing up in that sweatshirt? So today I decided to drive by there since it’s not far from where I live. And what do you think I see LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT DOOR? THIS FUCKING RESTAURANT.

Louis. Yeah. Right next door to Randy’s Donuts is a restaurant called Louis. THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING EXTRA I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I WANT TO DIE. 

Thank you @xabjectlessonsx for being there to let me scream at you when I needed to! LOL!

Sometimes I miss you more than I love you. And if I close my eyes and think hard enough, you’re right there next to me. Smiling that goofy smile that I love so freakin much. And then i can hear your voice promising me we’re going to be okay. And I believe it, even with tears in my eyes, I believe you.

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I wanted to save this for a milestone, but…what the heck, why not? Let’s have a follower appreciation dice giveaway! ♥ This one will be followers only, for y’all who’ve stuck with me so far. Thank you so very much!

Winner will receive one standard polyset of dice, valued at $15 or under, from anywhere on the internet! Feel free to ask for help picking out a set you know you’ll like. I’ll also pay shipping.

Rules:

  • Must be following me! That’s a given. New followers also count!
  • Do not tag your reblog as “giveaway,” it can lead to the notes getting messed up and no one wants that.
  • Likes and reblogs both count for an entry! You may reblog as many times as you like.
  • You can get a THIRD entry by submitting a picture of your own dice to my blog! (One entry per person this way.)
  • Winner will be chosen by RNG on May 31st, 2017
  • You MUST have your askbox open and MUST be comfortable giving me a shipping address.

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Send in an ask for my muse's reaction.
  • "You're alive."
  • "What's imporant to you?"
  • "Do you have a dream?"
  • "I wish that things could be different."
  • "What do you think of me now?"
  • "What do you live for?"
  • "Because you're alive."
  • "Do you ever wonder what could have been?"
  • "Just keep moving."
  • "Is this really worth the effort?"
  • "Because I'm alive."
  • "Forgive and forget."
  • "Resent and remember."
  • "Forget all of this."
  • "Worry about yourself!"
  • "There's far worse out there."
  • "I'm alive."
  • "You can only trust yourself."
  • "Why are you so hateful?"
  • "You can rely on me."
  • "Lend me a hand."
  • "Get used to it."
  • "I'll never trust you again."
  • "I want this too."
  • "I'm going with you!"
  • "Don't be selfish."
So I just wanted to show some tricks that will improve your webcomic/comic;

So down below we have a quick random page-sketch, if you ask me, it’s really easy to follow and here’s the fundamentals as to why:

1: Comics are Theatre


So a thing to remember that will put a zing on your comics is to have people do gestures, notice below how how the two characters are using their body language along with the second most expressive body part; The hands.

Reason why I say that people should remember Comics as Theatre is because on stage the actors had to do wide expressive motions with their bodies to convey to an audience that could be sitting far away on who is talking and what their mood is. ( this is why William Shatner is so expressive and all over the place during Star Trek. Because he was used to be on theatre.)

If you do notice in movies however, you can spot that the body language is kept subtle. This is because with movies you can get close to the actor and notice the changes in their faces and small things like fidgeting with their fingers to express restlessness…. in comics, this is super hard to express the latter and you could accidentally end up with just characters standing right up in a pose ( i see a lot of new comic artists trying to convey the subtleness of a movie into a comic, and it ends….pretty boring.)


TL;DR:  try to express your characters like an actor of stage would! Don’t be shy and don’t let them be it either. You’ll have so fun, trust me.  


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2: Remember the 180!

so a lot of people talk bout the 180, and I never got it at first til’ i began looking it up. Basically what it means is that two characters or a scenery should always be presented on being on the same side of the page (unless you had a middle panel showing the 90 degree turn of the subject/people.)

Notice how the two characters stay on the same side through the page but the left one. It will help the reader to know who is who, and thats A and B when making a comic!

TL;DR: Try to keep everything on the same side at all times unless you show a panel with a 90 degrees turn before going to 180. 
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3: Ayo snake! you cute as hell

This one’s easy!
Imagine a snake slithering over yo page ( it’s a nice snek) and you follow it with your eye. Make your reader follow the snakes path as well!

No but seriously; Try to always make panels and compositions so that they point to the next panel!  Be it via speech-bubbles or characters or environment.

Notice how each panel literally guides you to the next.
Character A looks to the right while character B looks down to the left, where her gaze hits the end of that panel which is compositioned to guide you down into the fourth panel, where char A almost points with her eyebrows and arms to the fifth ( which goes from top left to bottom right due to character B’s angle. Then just put speech-bubbles in the path and voila! The snake b slitherin’…wait…..Slytherin…oh…

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Sizes are everything

Super easy but some forget; Remember to always have the smaller character be smaller than whats bigger than them. Don’t try to flip around and improvise sizes for the sake of trying to get an impact out of it ( unless they get further and further away). Oft it just messes the reader’s perception of size in the comic if you experiment too much and they get taken out of it early and will just end up reading text on pictures. 


SO this was just some quick tips, hope yall try these tricks out the next time you make a comic c: cheers <3

It’s a new beginning. It doesn’t have to be the same, and Viktor deserves to know that Yuuri cherishes him dearly, as a friend if nothing else—Yuuri can learn to be satisfied with that. This is the way he’s chosen to show it.

Yuuri makes it back to the edge of the boards where his laptop has been placed, and the smile that’s on his face falls when he catches sight of Viktor.

He’s crying.

“… Why do you have to be so far away?” Viktor murmurs, looking up at Yuuri with teary eyes. “I want to be where you are right now, Yuuri.”

On My Love by @min-min-minnie completely and utterly destroys me with its beauty every time it updates. 

I can’t do it justice. I can’t even. Like. I just know that it’ll continue to shake me to the core and I can’t recommend it enough if you haven’t checked it out already.

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Quick doodles of the Dreemurr family! Originally it was just Toriel and Asgore, but I was asked to draw Frisk, Chara, and Asriel too, so I sketched out something fast for them. If you’re wondering why they look a bit different, it’s because Toriel and Asgore were sketched in pen traditionally then colored in photoshop. The kids are all done in photoshop.

ANYWAY! As far as headcanon goes I’ma do how I did MLP: start small then build outward to bigger subjects (speaking of, MLP headcanons will still continue of course). Okay anyway, headcanons:

- It’s common for the males of their particular monster species (goat-lion monster) to have manes while, typically, the females don’t. I’ve made Toriel a special case: a maned female. Why? I thought she’d look cute with hair. >.> Asriel will have blond hair like his father when he grows his mane in.

-They’re more lion than goat, so their sounds range from purring growling to roaring. That said, they can still bleat, which is pretty common in cubs.

-All of their species have saber teeth that are prominent but not very long.

-Frisk and Chara’s preferred pronouns are Them/they: they are both non-binary.

-Because I was asked earlier about Asriel, here is the short version of an answer I want to go more in depth with: Yes, Asriel is alive and well in my headcanon. How  that happened is still in the works.

But yeah. That’s all for now, I think. Thanks so much for taking a look, you lovely peeps! C:

Haikyuu!! Characters React To: The HQ Fandom.
  • Requested By: Anonymous.
  • Karasuno:
  • -
  • Daichi: Why.. Is everyone calling me dad/daddy??
  • Sugawara: Why am I so kinky to them?
  • Asahi: Not far off from the actual-
  • Sugawara: SHUT UP ASAHI.
  • Tanaka: ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE GIRLS??? I HAVE FANGIRLS?? HAHAH SUCK THAT!
  • Nishinoya: WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME CUTE-
  • Hinata: EW WHY DID SOMEONE DRAW ME WITH BAKAYAMA?
  • Kageyama: HAH LOOK I FOUND YOU IN A SKIRT!
  • Hinata: YOU'RE IN A SKIRT AS WELL!
  • Tsukishima: I do not like strawberry shortcake and dinosaurs that much..
  • Yamaguchi: Are you sure about that?
  • Ennoshita: People actually.. Like me?
  • Daichi: THERE'S SO MANY THIGH JOKES!!
  • Sugawara: *Grabs binoculars* Yep, they look pretty good today.
  • Daichi: STOP THAT!
  • Nekoma:
  • -
  • Kuroo: Hah everyone thinks I'm a bad boy..
  • Kenma: Key-word 'Think'
  • Yaku: Boom.
  • Lev: Look Yaku-san! People are drawing us-
  • Yaku: BURN THAT.
  • Yamamoto: WHY THE HELL IS THERE SO MUCH FANART OF KENMA-
  • Kenma: Burn that all. Right now.
  • Kuroo: Wait what- Is that us?
  • Kenma: Did I stutter?
  • Inuoka: PUPPIES!
  • Yaku: This is all.. Disgusting..
  • Lev: Look! Kenma-san as our mascot!
  • Kuroo: Oh man we should totally do that..
  • Yaku: Absolutely not!
  • Yamamoto: This is why Yaku-san is on team-mom..
  • Kenma: This is insanity.
  • Aobajousai:
  • -
  • Oikawa: WHY AM I SUCH A WHINY BOTTOM-
  • Iwaizumi: That's your only complaint? When everyone draws you in a skirt?
  • Oikawa: I COULD PULL THAT OFF!
  • Hanamaki: Yo Matsu look at this.
  • Matsukawa: Shit, is that art of us having sex?
  • Hanamaki: Yeah... Wanna go do it?
  • Matsukawa: Sure.
  • Yahaba: EW WHY AM I IN FANART WITH KYOUTANI???
  • Kyoutani: ..Why did someone draw me with sparkly eyeliner?
  • Hanamaki: You could totally pull that off.
  • Kyoutani: You think so?
  • Kindaichi: WHY AM I SO DUMB TO THEM?
  • Kunimi: It's called 'Accurate Representation'
  • Iwaizumi: Oohh burn.
  • Oikawa: Look Iwa-chan! I found fanart of you bottoming!
  • Iwaizumi: Burn it.
  • Oikawa: No, instead I think I'll make copies.
  • Matsukawa: What? So you can jack off to it?
  • Hanamaki: Oohh burn.
  • Iwaizumi: I hate you all.
  • Fukurodani:
  • -
  • Bokuto: Akaashi look-
  • Akaashi: No.
how far have you walked for men who’ve never held your feet in their laps?
how often have you bartered with bone, only to sell yourself short?
why do you find the unavailable so alluring?
where did it begin? what went wrong? and who made you feel so worthless?
if they wanted you, wouldn’t they have chosen you?
all this time, you were begging for love silently, thinking they couldn’t hear you, but they smelt it on you, you must have known that they could taste the desperate on your skin?
and what about the others that would do anything for you, why did you make them love you until you could not stand it?
how are you both of these women, both flighty and needful?
where did you learn this, to want what does not want you?
where did you learn this, to leave those that want to stay?
—  Warsan Shire, “Questions for the Woman I was Last Night”
I have no idea what started our conversation or the ensuing madness which followed, but I do know that there was something about you that got so far under my skin that I’ve not been able to shake you from my thoughts even after all this time……