why do you both do this to me

drippingpen  asked:

Headcanons for Keith and pidge friendship <333 pleeaassee

Always!!! I love these two partners in crime and technically-not-illegal mischief.

  • Obviously they both love aliens and cryptids and they can’t wait to get back to Earth so that they can show each other all of their conspiracy notebooks and boards.
    • Pidge has a whole collection of notebooks dedicated to finding her brother but she doesn’t mention that.
  • They both love really terrible horror/alien movies, like they thrive off of that stuff. It’s their lifeblood. When they do get back they marathon all of the ones they can think of and they’re holed up in the room for a week straight.
    • Lance is #done. “None of you touch me until you take like three baths you guys are so dirty why would you do this to me.”
      • Keith hugs him immediately and Lance screams.
      • Pidge sleeps in his bed for like an hour but she doesn’t tell him and when he comes to her screaming about germs and personal space later that night she’s stunned, like, holy shit it’s the princess and the pea all over again.
        • She calls him a prince for the next week and Lance knows she’s making fun of him but he doesn’t know why.
  • One time they go on a mission together and Allura has to rescue them from the space cops. She has to do a lot of talking to get them out and even then the cops insist.
    • “We could take them off of your hands.” “No, you don’t understand, they are our hands.”
    • They never go on a mission together again because Allura is livid.
  • They both like black licorice even though everyone else threatens to disown them.
  • Every once in a while they get so excited that they’re meeting a bunch of aliens all the time and living their dreams.
    • Keith’s just, “And they told me I couldn’t become an alien when I grew up.”
  • When they arrive back to earth they hijack the castle’s speakers and scream “Fuck the Garrison” repeatedly until Shiro and Allura find them.
  • They are both gay and trans and they bond over this and talk about how nice it is up in space where no one gives a fuck who you love or what you call yourself.
  • They are such good friends and they always make plans to hang out when they’re living back on Earth.

anonymous asked:

I don't know if Camren were ever a thing (tbh I think Camila is straight or at the very least mainly into guys) but Lauren for real 100% had a crush on her in the early years of the band.

Why do we do this? The moment we hit a Camren dry spell you guys start forgetting how gay Mila has been for the last 4 years. Lauren wasn’t some closet case pining over a crush. Its evident Mila not only shared the same feelings but reciprocated them as well. Let me remind you how real it was/is.. On both sides.😏

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I wanna know why the fuck do Charlie and Dee both look at Dennis, presumably for his reaction, during the song. 

Charlie does glance at Frank, but I feel like that has something to do with Jerry. Dee doesn’t look at him at all, and Dennis doesn’t seem to either; and Frank pretty much just stares ahead.

What is it about Dennis that they both feel the need to check his reaction?

I’m getting super tired of casual ableism in stim toy reviews.

Statements like, “This pendant is for people with weak jaws.”

Seriously, what’s so wrong with saying “this is a soft chewy” or “best for light chewers”, both of which are non-judgemental statements? Why do you have to make a diminishing statement about my chewing ability when rating products for me? Why do you have to make my deficiencies centre stage, especially when it’s always compared to following statements like “and this chewy is for people with strong jaws”?

(Which should be phrased as “best for hard/firm chewers”, incidentally.)

Weak is a word with a ton of baggage. It’s one wielded, frequently, at disabled folk to emphasise a perceived lack of physical or mental strength. It’s used to tease and belittle. As a small, female-perceived person, I’ve had bullies and doctors and family fling that word at me all my life. As a small, female-perceived, physically disabled person, I still get it. I’m weak. I’m the inverse of the positivity associated with the word “strong”. Now I get it here, too, in my own community. My jaw is weak. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s that I prefer not to bite hard because I’m so careful about strain injuries? And maybe I should be able to read reviews that don’t leave me (and my needs) compared, and negatively, to “strong” folk?

The very construct of weak versus strong is at heart ableist and hurtful. It doesn’t need to exist in our reviews. We can describe the toy without resorting to judgemental statements. Because these thoughtless words make me feel that it’s not all that safe to be physically disabled even in autistic and/or neurodiverse spaces, despite the fact that many of us are autistic/neurodiverse and physically disabled.

In a very real way, the stim community is amazing in challenging and confronting the ableism behind stimming. Normalising stigmatised stims by discussing our needs is fabulous, powerful and vital.

But that makes it all the more important we use language that doesn’t alienate or hurt neurodiverse folk who are physically disabled, too.

Because I am so damn tired of people referring to me as weak, especially when, as is the case here, it isn’t at all necessary.

anonymous asked:

My crush and I both have mutual feelings for each other,, but they said they didn't wanna rush into a relationship (which I get),, but it's been a while and they have not said anything?? We kinda act like a couple sometimes but we're not official and I just!!?? Do you think they might not like me or?? I'm sorry I'm just concerned because I really genuinely like them and honestly I'm scared that they don't like me and that's why they haven't said an y t h I n g .°(ಗдಗ。)°. WHAT SHOULD I DO??

a HHH this kinda reminds me of before ken and i started dating!!! i would have just a conversation with them about how they are feeling now, and what they think the future looks like!!!

anonymous asked:

Promt here- young wolfstar in a pretend relationship to help the other one out somehow but they've both secretly been pining for the other one for ages and they have to kiss to prove their fake relationship isn't fake or maybe they practice kissing in so it doesn't look fake in case they need to in front of whoever they're trying to fool so yeah they kiss and then whatever feels right to you lol

“Remind me again why we’re doing this.”

“It’s simple Moony. If we do this right, they won’t come looking for me this summer when I bugger off to James’ place.”

Sirius sounded excited. He had been trying for two years, unsuccessfully, to leave the “Most Noble and Ancient House” of Crap, but time was up. Over Christmas break, he had overheard his father planning the imminent announcement of Sirius’ arranged marriage, something which he had not even discussed with Sirius. Immediately after returning to Hogwarts, he had come to Remus to ask for his help, and by Easter, they had a working plan. And so they were here, standing on the doorstep of Number 12 Grimmauld Place, hands intertwined and palms sweaty, ready to face whatever wrath lay on the other side of the door. Remus was the one to knock.


“You’re what?!” The voice of Orion Black was deep and booming, and filled with more than a little anger.

“Dating. Courting. Going steady. Fucki-” Sirius ducked as a no doubt priceless china plate came flying at his face.

“I don’t believe you.” His mother’s voice was calm, which was never a good sign.

“I don’t know how many other ways I can say it.” Sirius had grasped Remus’ hand again, but showed no sign he had done it intentionally. Remus had always been his rock, and now was no different.

“Then don’t. Besides the hand holding, I haven’t seen anything different about how you act around each other.”

Well, I only met you after I was already head over heels for your son, so that might have something to do with it. Remus thought with a small smirk, but didn’t speak. He jumped slightly when he felt Sirius brush his lips across his ear.

“Kiss back,” he whispered quietly enough for only Remus to hear before kissing him fiercely. Remus responded quickly, but tentatively at first.This hadn’t been part of the plan, but if you asked either boy later, it damn well should have been. The kiss was, in all reality, a mess of chapped lips, awkward hand placement, and sounds of protest from the Black elders, but none of it mattered right then. All that mattered was that the other boy was there. 


“So Pads, was it worth it? Tapestry and all?” The two boys were curled up on a couch in the common room. 

“Are you kidding me? I got everything I’ve been wanting for the past two years.” Sirius rubbed circles into Remus’ hand with his thumb. Remus sunk further into Sirius’ side. 

“You mean that?”

“Yeah, Moons, I do.”

megafan51art  asked:

(It'd be like taking care of needy children. I could also bet that Shu wouldn't like sleeping alone (>//~//<)) Ruki, you don't have to worry about my blood changing. *whisper to self* because you aren't getting any, ya perv... *to Shu and Subaru* also, why can't you guys feed yourselves? You're both very capable of doing so... *picks up Shu* now let's go, I'm hungry. *walks to kitchen and puts Shu down at the table* do you guys want anything or are you going to eat yogurt too?

(Plushie RP)

(This RP just getting cutter and cutter~!! Shu will have to sleep with you and move himself towards your boobs…comfy _(:з」∠)_)

Ruki: I hear that livestock. Who do you think you are talking to? *deep voice* There is no right for you to reject me. Looks like you do not know your place, I am going to suck your blood after your meal. *extra deep and sadistic voice*

Shu:why do you put me on the table…? You should carry me with your hand and lightly squeeze me towards your chests…dull…*laying in the table* are you sure you are going to eat? You will get fat tho….the fat better go to your cheats…*looking at your cheats*

Subaru: why are you only carrying Shu…? It’s not like I need you to carry me or anything…but still…! Don’t all the food taste the same? Speaking of food, I am hungry… hey move me close to your neck! I’m going to drink some blood. *looking up to you* *see your pantie under the skirt* !!!!!!!!

doglover502  asked:

"Seeing as we've both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?" AshxMeena

Wow, I never thought I was going to get this done because I don’t see these two in this kind of relationship. That’s why I left it open. Youcan read them as friends or more. I hope that’s okay, @doglover502. :) Also, I changed “film” to “movie”.

(For this writing prompt-thing. I’m still accepting these prompts. Just send me an ask. ^^)


Different Kind of Valentine’s Day

Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a movie?

Her words are still circling in Ash’s head. She doesn’t know why she said that, least of all to Meena.

Yes, the two of them got closer, but outright telling someone that they are alone on Valentine’s day, isn’t that some sort of an insult?

Okay, she knew that Meena didn’t have a date beforehand. She said so herself when Rosita made a comment about Valentines today during rehearsal.

But still.

Ash only knows she wouldn’t want anyone to call her and tell her this.

But she did.

And of course, Meena was too kind to say anything. But Ash would understand if Meena canceled on her tonight.

However, half an hour later the doorbell rings, and Ash asks Meena inside.

“I made some cookies,” she said, holding up a box.

“Awesome!” Ash replies. “I made tea!”

And pretty soon the two of them are seated on the couch, each of them a plate of cookies on their laps and a steaming cup of tea in their hands.

“Okay, we have two options,” Ash explains. “We can watch some really cheesy romantic comedy in honor of Valentine’s Day or we can take a totally different approach and watch some really scary horror.”

“Uuuuuhm…” Meena looks at her with wide eyes, her ears already covering her face, and Ash feels the urge to slap herself.

Really scary horror? With Meena!? What was she thinking!?

“But since it actually is Valentine’s Day after all,” she says quickly, “I’m really leaning towards the romantic comedy.”

“Yeah,” Meena says, somehow relieved. “Me too.”

Ash has to admit, though, she’s had worse Valentine’s Days. Especially before she and Lance got together.

And sitting here with Meena, eating cookies, drinking tea and trying not to laugh when the movie gets a bit ridiculous - really, who was responsible for the writing? - is actually kind of nice.

When the credits start, Ash gets up to search her DVD collection for something else suitable for Valentine’s Day.

She has tons of romantic comedies.

Not because she likes them, just because she forgot to throw them out after her breakup with Lance.

Maybe she should have thrown them in his face.

On the other hand he could have picked them up and would now watch them with this Becky.

And Ash likes that option even less.

“So, uhm,” Meena starts, “this is your first Valentine’s Day after … uhm …”

“Breaking up with Lance?” Ash suggests. “Yes, it is.”

“Uhm, this is probably the last thing you want to talk about, but I’m curious,” Meena says. “What did you guys do on Valentine’s Day?”

Ash waits for the pang in her heart when someone else mentions Lance and the breakup. It never comes.

She just shrugs.

“Lance wasn’t very much into this Valentine’s Day-sort of thing,” she tells Meena. “Or so he said. He kept complaining that it was an invention by florists and the chocolate industry, but on every Valentine’s Day he managed to hide a rose for me somewhere. He never said anything, and I never asked him about it, but it’s always been there. On my guitar case, in the pocket of my jacket, once even in the shower. It was kind of cute.” She can’t help, but remember all these little occasions, and although she hates to admit it, it makes her feel all warm and comfy. Even worse, it makes her smile.

“And when we came home after a long day at work or at gigs, he always had a new DVD with some romantic comedy he happened to find somewhere at a store real cheap, thus my collection of romantic comedies,” she explains. “Then we watched it together, and that was our Valentine’s Day.”

She leaves out the part that they always had sex after watching the DVD, sometimes even while the DVD was still on because they couldn’t wait any longer, but Meena doesn’t need to know that.

“Hmmm,” Meena makes, lowering her eyes, and Ash is afraid she might have said something wrong. But then Meena takes Ash’s plate of cookies, shifting them around with her trunk.

Ash frowns a little at that.

When she’s done, Meena holds out the plate to her.

“I know it’s not a rose,” she says when Ash looks down on the plate and realizes Meena has placed the cookies so that they form some sort of a flower, “but it’ll have to do. Happy Valentine’s Day, Ash!”

“Thank you!” Ash replies before she quickly reaches for Meena’s plate and does the same with the cookies there.

“Happy Valentine’s Day to you, too!” she says with a smile as she hands it back to Meena.

The girls laugh a little at that, and then Ash is seated on the couch next to Meena again, starting the DVD.

This is some different kind of Valentine’s Day, really different from what she’s used to, Ash thinks. But she has to admit, she likes it just as much.

5

Stanuary week three: Memories
Bit by bit all of his memories return, but not all of them are good ones.


You can see all of my Stanuary entries here.

one day i’ll have coffee with Jesus
ask Him all the questions swimming around in my head
like
“do you take cream and sugar too?”
and
“why did he hurt me?”
and
“are you proud of me?”
and
“do you see the good in everything or do you get sad sometimes too?”
and
“can i do both? because most days i do.”

i’ll hug Him
and
He’ll hug me
the father
the son
the holy spirit
all three

Munday Meme Extraordinaire
Send me a symbol and I’ll answer ooc 

☕  - Do you prefer coffee or tea? Perhaps neither, or both? 

☠ - Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse? 

☺ - Post a picture of yourself or describe what you look like! 

⚽ - Are you active? 

⛄ - Do you have a favourite holiday? 

♫ - Do you listen to music when you write? If yes, what kind of music, if no, why not? 

☤ - Have you ever had to go to the emergency room? Why? 

♪ - Do you play any instruments? 

⚖ - Opinions on the fandom your muse blong to? 

♿ - Is there anything about your body you’d like to change if given the chance? 

✂ - Do you hate people easily? 

✼ - Do you think the character/characters you role play as reflect who you are? 

⚄ - Do you play videogames? Have a favourite? 

✵ - Are there any other fandoms you’d like to approach? 

⚜ - If you role play more then one muse, do you have a favourite? 

⛔ - In real life, are you friendly? 

⨁ - Do you hold grudges, or easily let things go? 

♥ - Besides fictional characters, is there someone you love? 

♾ - Which timezone are you in? 

W - What do you do for a living?

♡ - OTP for your muse? 

⚔ - NOTP with your muse? 

☰ - Fun random fact about the mun! 

☘ - Wildcard! Ask the mun anything you’re interested in finding out. 

Fight
  • Victor: the check please.
  • Yuuri [takes out wallet]:
  • Victor [credit card ready]: let me do it, honey.
  • Yuuri: you always pay for our dates, let me take care of it this time.
  • Victor: just let me pay for the meal.
  • Yuuri: why is it always like that with you. Always telling me what to do and then-
  • Victor: I wouldnt have to tell you what to do if you only knew what you're doing.
  • Phichit [knocks down a door]: shut the fuck up before one of you says some shit you'll both regret.
  • Phichit [swipes his card and pay]:
  • Phichit [leaves]:
  • Yuuri: I'm sorry, i didn't mean to call you bossy.
  • Victor: the fault is mine, I'm always doing stuff for you.
  • Yuuri [turns around]: you do know we can see you.
  • Phichit [disguising as wallpaper while recording]: don't mind me, I'm a wall.
OTP Quotes Challenge

A belated celebration for reaching 5000+ followers! Here we have a list of random quotes for you to use for your OTP! You can have followers tell you numbers to draw your OTP as, or you can write stories based on your favorites, or both! Take these quotes in any direction you like for your creative use. Have fun!

  1. “Aah! That tickles!”
  2. “whAT IS THAT?!”
  3. “woah what happened while I was gone”
  4. “wait no that’s mine what are you doing”
  5. “No, I’m paying”
  6. “It’s fine, stop worrying about me”
  7. “dON’T TELL ME I CAN’T DO THAT I WILL DO THAT THING ALL I WANT”
  8. “Come over here— oh crap no don’t fall— why does this always happen”
  9. “just tAKE THE JACKET”
  10. “I’m so hungry I could eat a— stop looking at me like that in public”
  11. “Well, that was certainly awkward”
  12. “waIT DON’T RUN AT ME I’LL FALL”
  13. “are… are you awake? Did you fall asleep already”
  14. “great, what did you bring home this time?”
  15. “I don’t know why you don’t like this outfit on you. You look splendid.”
  16. “aaah I can’t stop blushing… No you’re not helping at all”
  17. “I can’t believe they spelled your name wrong again”
  18. “enOUGH! ENOUGH WITH YOUR PUNS”
  19. “I can’t… I can’t believe you actually remembered…”
  20. “Put some clothes on already, jeez! We have company coming!”
  21. “okay, and how much money did you spend on that thing?”
  22. “I wish we could stay here forever”
  23. “who was that? oh… your cousin…”
  24. “You okay? You seem a little off today”
  25. “I’m fine
  26. “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
  27. “c-can I hold your hand?..”
  28. “GIVE ME YOUR HAND”
  29. “oh, remember when you used to wear that all the time? Good times.”
  30. “you can’t run so it’ll be faster if I just carry you”
  31. “You don’t need to tell me— I’ve memorized your order by now”
  32. “y-you look… you look very nice.”
  33. “did that person just take a picture of us?”
  34. “c’mon, let’s dance!”
  35. “oh mY GOD ARE THESE YOUR BABY PICTURES???”
  36. “oh, we are not letting you drive when you’re like this”
  37. “you’re a nerd. but my favorite nerd.”
  38. “why do you find those cute I hate those pictures of myself”
  39. “you’re very warm… It’s nice.”
  40. “You know what? I wasn’t even surprised by that. I’m that used to you.”
  41. “Wait, stay right there— I’ve got a song for you”
  42. “oh thank goodness… I didn’t think you’d still be here.”
  43. “You don’t have to do this if you’re scared”
  44. “EVERY TIME I SAY THAT YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE SAME PUN”
  45. “I can’t believe you actually bought that”
  46. “that… that was a lot different than I thought it’d be”
  47. “no stop i’M HURTING FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH”
  48. “let’s pretend I didn’t see you do that”
  49. “You’re too sweet”
  50. “ah, you’re up. how’d you sleep?”
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When Min Yoongi does that with his face.

Do you ever think about how painful the Molly=John mirroring is during TFP phone call:

Sherlock, his hand forced, having to phone and ask John to do something for him, without revealing the threat to him: “I just want you to do something very easy for me and not ask why.”/ “Keep your eyes fixed on me. Please, will you do this for me?” 

But then it turns out the threat is completely set-up, designed to tear the both of them apart: “Oh, do be sensible. […] Why would I be so clumsy?”

The sniper would never have fired at John in TRF. Sherlock only had to think the threat to John’s life was real. The real goal was to drive John and Sherlock apart, burn the heart out of both of them.

And Sherlock can’t stand to think that those two years were for nothing:

“I won. I saved John Watson.”

“You didn’t win, you lost. Look what you did to him, look what you did to yourself. All those complicated little emotions, I lost count.”

my judgement of you as a person based on your main
  • genji: chill or complete dick. sometimes both in a weird chill/dick cocktail
  • mccree: their outward calm is deceiving. when they are on tilt you will want to hide.
  • pharah: pretty cool
  • reaper: need to calm down & take things less seriously
  • soldier 76: you frustrate me
  • tracer: stop. stop. stop. do not pass go. do not collect $200. do not speak. stop. bad.
  • bastion: not a bad person, but as an ow player, why are you like this
  • hanzo: either soft and nice or AWFUL douchebags. this is a hard, non-negotiable dichotomy.
  • junkrat: hilarious and mildly enigmatic
  • mei: no. would shank you and giggle while doing so.
  • torbjorn: fundamentally as a human being you are flawed
  • widowmaker: tired and need a break. generally aight
  • d.va: you're pretty fun but like, chill dude
  • reinhardt: quiet. terrifying. intimidating.
  • roadhog: not terrible people but i hate you anyway
  • winston: i'm not entirely sure winston mains exist. i've been told they do but i'm really not sure
  • zarya: great person, 12/10 tbh
  • ana: will fuck you up. will not be sorry. be cautious. you'll live forever playing with ana mains, but do not trust them as a person.
  • lucio: deserve better. i'm sorry.
  • mercy: inexplicably masochistic
  • symmetra: salted my crops
  • zenyatta: surprisingly high tolerance for bullshit. dry humour, very funny
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DON’T LOOK AT ME PLS OMG
it gets a bit confusing to me coz i have a male oc that looks like how i draw zarya orz I FORGOT ZARYA’S TATTOOS IM SORRY

Stupid Boys Hitting On Me: Part I

Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.

Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.”
Me: “Is that so?”
Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.”
Me: “So men are the best way to go?”
Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.”
Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.”
Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”

I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.

Question: Who is your favorite girl? Let me rephrase: why is Shinoa the best girl?

Masashi Koizuka : So Shinoa is your favorite, huh. I do think she’s the heroine of this anime. I love her. But I also love Mikaela as well. Both Shinoa and Mikaela like Yuu. We really enjoyed that triangle when creating this anime.

Originally posted by ellenpombaeo

Question: Who do you like better with Yuu, Mika or Shinoa?

Ayumi Yamada: Mika. Mikaela.

Originally posted by forbeautifulpeopletv

Several Ways to Come Out

The joke edition of course, what else would you expect from me?

1. What do you call a bisexual out of the closet? Me!

2. Hey mom you know what my name would be if I were a japanese lawyer? Ace Attorney.

3. Dad what do the main girl from Camp Rock and I have in common? We’re both demi’s.

4. You see me stroking my pair of pants? Thats because im pantsexual.

5. “Why do you have the word ‘girls’ written on your takeout?”
“Oh cause i like to eat them out”