me: i love cougars
everyone: ???????? like the older women who like younger dudes?? lmao wtf ok
me: no i mean pumas
everyone: what u mean the shoe store
me: NO i mean catamounts
everyone: what the fuck is a catamount
me: GODDAMIT the brown lions!!! the american lion cat thing!!!! the thing that eats goats!!! the lions in the mountains!! the mountain lions!!
everyone: oh omfg why didnt u just say so