why do u have so many names

me: i love cougars

everyone: ???????? like the older women who like younger dudes?? lmao wtf ok

me: no i mean pumas

everyone: what u mean the shoe store

me: NO i mean catamounts

everyone: what the fuck is a catamount

me: GODDAMIT the brown lions!!! the american lion cat thing!!!! the thing that eats goats!!! the lions in the mountains!! the mountain lions!!

everyone: oh omfg why didnt u just say so

“I wish I were one of them.” She muttered, her eyes following the flock of birds sitting on the power line above them.

“Why is that?” her friend laughed.


“Well,” she started. “I think we all have periods where we just want to escape, you know? To just pack all of our things away, change our hair color, our style, our name, anything to start brand new-”


“But life prevents that.” she smiled sadly. “We have too many obstacles, too many expectations, and too many pressures to do things a certain way to be happy.”


“These birds have it so easy, though.” she spoke softly, “they just fly away.”

—  Excerpt of a book I’ll never write #146
!! im going to change my url into some vmon related one soon !!

The folly of this tweet is so blatant, it’s not just misleading, it’s an outright lie on several levels:


  1. Since Ambassadors can be confirmed with 51 votes, Republicans don’t even need Democrats to confirm them. Further, the GOP controls the Senate calendar – they can schedule hearings and votes whenever they want, but they haven’t.

  2. Trump isn’t submitting nominees for confirmation. Of 559 key positions needing confirmation, thirty-nine have received it and seventy-eight are pending. But there are 442 posts for which Trump has not submitted any nominees at all.

  3. Trump created many unnecessary vacancies himself by dismissing ambassadors and U.S. Attorneys, many who were career officials with no party affiliation. He also fired James Comey, the FBI director and still has not named a replacement.

  4. Several potential candidates have rejected offers to serve this president. One can only speculate why.
So as critical government positions vital for its functioning remain vacant, what does Trump do? He tweets and golfs, blames the Democrats and just for fun, he picks fights with allies.

anonymous asked:

Why do u call everyone by their 1st name except dr banner?

it is because i respect him so much as a scientist and also the hulk is awesome. i tried calling tony dr one time but he insisted that i actually had to call him dr dr dr dr dr dr dr stark because he has 7 phds. so instead when im talking to tony i mostly just call him asshole

anonymous asked:

I'm not totally sure what happened but I'm soooo sorry that people were dicks and I loved ur recs and I appreciate u doing them. Those assholes should fuck off. While I am a little sad that they're closed I wanted to thank you for introducing me to so many fics that I love and never would have read without you. And I hope that people grow up and get off ur back. Anyways I still love u and ur blog. Thanks! ❤️

Hi, thanks for your kind words, it means a lot, and the recs are closed:

-for entitled people demanding dates to be posted,

-rude inquiries about that the links are not working,

-demanding why their favourite fic is NOT there,

-calling me names because I dare to no list a trope I am not familiar with,

-yelling again on the notes or reblog about all the above instead of send me an ask, message or whatever.

-of course all the stupid anon hate because I dare to ignore other ships that weren’t even a thing when I started reading Wincest, you know what I meant.

For people like that yes, the fic recs and I are closed for real.

I am not here to feel like a tool, and it bothers me that in a fandom were people claim all the time being abused in some form, how this same people are the first doing it without a second thought. Like those who think that I am looking for my ass being kissed, nope, I only want the minimum courtesy, all of us deserve that.

For the people who are looking for help to find a new read, I am always here. You only need to ask. I’m more than happy to share if I can. I hope I made myself clear.😘😘😘

I Can’t Thank You Guys Enough!

8 thousand followers.
Wow.
I’m speechless, I don’t deserve this, oh my gosh.

Thank you so much! I REALLY CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH u pretty chicken dwarves. (omg is that really ur guys’ name now? lol) BUT HEY, I’M REALLY HAPPY THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! DO I EVEN DESERVE THESE MANY? I DON’T THINK SO, OHMY I’M JUST SURPRISED I HAVE THESE MANY FOLLOWERS WAAAAAAAAAAAH

THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart, I won’t get tired of saying thank you because I’m always thankful for this many i might have a stroke when I reach 10k tbh. LOL

THAT’s IT REALLY, SO THANK YOU PRETTY CHICKEN DWARVES (ok wtf is this name) ALSO! ATTENTION PRETTY- ok i need to stop calling u guys that u r all amazing human beings but!!!!! :

IF YOU’RE WONDERING WHY I HAVE ‘jxd’ beside my sign(?) it means that the post means a lot to me (like personal almost) :)) I know some people who just went through a break up and I write for them. They were really soulmates, but they had to leave each other to stop hurting, owwww :(( 

BUT HEY STAY HAPPY HUMANS. WE ARE ALL HAPPY HERE.

THAT’S ALL FOR NOW, I hope you enjoy the shit load of quotes i’ve been posting, again I’ve been writing for the people I know who just broke up so yeah :))

Best wishes in life human beings! Stay happy and kind, love you lots! Until next time! (and thank you… again.) xx

- P.G.G

    <3 

that adhd feel when u know exactly why you can’t do the thing, you have fancy names and everything, but bc adhd is never taken seriously, it will be called an excuse. so u have to get like 3 hours of sleep cause ur brain wasn’t quite able to handle everything one day so u had to take too many hours to do the thing or be called lazy and told that ur using adhd as an excuse

Better With You By My Side

prompt: Dan and Phil are both sons of rich families and are sent to ballroom dancing lessons. Because there is a shortage of girls, Dan and Phil end up as partners. Phil really doesn’t want to be there and Dan doesn’t either, but is so frustrated by the fact Phil doesn’t want to dance with him he is determined to get him to.

a/n: everything happens for a reason i promise thjs will all make sense im sorru i hope this is ok

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Chapter Nine

“How long have you been there?” Dan’s mutters defensively, not bothering to question why he’d even crossed the road to converse with who he supposedly ‘can’t stand’.

Maybe he hadn’t been planning on a conversation. Maybe if Dan hadn’t turned around, his walk into London would’ve resulted in the expected stabbing after all.

Phil hesitates, adding skip in his step in an attempt to catch up with Dan’s slightly quickened pace. “However long it was since you last looked over at me.” He raises an eyebrow.

“What did you think crossing the road was going to achieve, then?” Dan raises his own eyebrow, noticing how weird it is to actually be talking to Phil outside of the four restrictive walls of the ballroom.

Phil shrugs. “The mutual acknowledgement of eachother would’ve been awkward considering we’re going to the same place, Dan.” He huffs out a thoughtful chuckle. “And given you obviously weren’t up for any icebreaking, I guess it was my duty.”

“Icebreaking?” Dan frowns, although he can’t help but feel a little impressed at Phil’s use of vocabulary in such a casually constructed sentence; although he’d have probably had to swallow a shocking amount of dictionaries in order to achieve that. “It’s not as if we’re strangers.”

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I was tagged by @hulkieswonderland to spell my url with song titles, sorry this is late!!

J - Just Tonight, Jimmy Eat World

A - Always Be, Jimmy Eat World

B - Bitter End, Rag’N’Bone Man

B - Bang the Doldrums, Fall Out Boy

U - Undead, Hollywood Undead

B - Be Our Guest, Beauty and the Best Soundtrack

A - Ain’t That A Kick In The Head, Dean Martin

B - Believe, Dima Bilan

B - Beast and the Harlot, Avenged Sevenfold

U - Us Against The World, Westlife

I think most people have been tagged but if you haven’t and wanna do this, go for it

What Is Numerology and Why Do I see it so often?


Hi, I hope u are well. My name is khushdeep I am from Toronto, Ontario. I just noticed your inquiring about number 687 and I have been seeing these numbers everywhere for the past 2 to 3 years I been in search of how many others are also witnessing this. I m not sure what to make of it so far.
khush87

You know there is that scene in the matrix where Neo experiences Deja vu and they tell him it means there has been a change, a glitch in the matrix? Well Numerology is similar in comparsion because what is happening is you’re experiencing these deja vu like experiences because symbolically your mind is changing. 11:11 being the most common, but the more you notice the more you begin to see, the numbers repeat, they come up more and more then it’s suddenly hard to determine if you’re living in reality or a dream. 

Numerology works as a trigger towards our subconscious that unlocks our long term memory and awakens dna strands in the brain stem. This sounds a little woo but the roots of this understanding are the same as Jungian psychology. The basis of the archetypes serving as symbolic triggers that are imprinting into the mind and awakening our long term memory. The best thing to do when they come up is watch your thoughts, surroundings, words that are being said, the messages that arise during these occurences are all signs from your Higher self guiding you and helping you Awaken. They are helping you remember all that you are, Numerology merely only the beginning of understanding, the more you see the symbols the more they begin to appear.

They show us ultimately what we need to see within as they are the symbolic reflection we are generating from our subconscious. I find they always come up when the soul is going through abrupt change and metamorphosis. For instance when we moved, i kept seeing numerology a lot and even our first rent total payment was even 777! I had to ask her to repeated it because i thought i misheard her. I also notice similar patterns with animal totems and various other symbols that have triggered me. These patterns are not coincidence, they are helping you remember everything that you are. Are you ready to wake up from the dream? 333 <3

Promise.

Pairing: vkook/taekook

Rating: 16 (i think)

genre: Fluffy, texting, talk app, internet dating, fail fluffy again…

For taekookismine baby. because this. I made this for you because you are a such cute baby, and you deserve it. Isn’t that big, but is from my heart. Hope you like it. ly

 In which Jungkook, from Busan, and Taehyung, from Daegu are friends that meet each other on internet.
Jungkook and Taehyung are friends, but feelings became stronger… and turned into love.
So Jungkook will do anything to meet Taeyung personally, and he will work hard the best the he can, to finally see Taehyung with his eyes.

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ok london people, here are the pros and cons of ur living place so far

pros:
- u can get tea p much anywhere all the time
-u speak english so i feel less dumb and uncultured
-ur parliament building is sexy
-a lot of ur buildings are sexy tbh
-u go hard on #aesthetic. like, why do u have phone booths? what’s the point of the royal family if they have very minimal control over the government? maintaining The Look™. love it
-the weather is so nice
-ur parks are pretty
-u have cute fat pigeons that kind of just let u chill with them
-a very effective public transport sysyem
-tea!!!

cons:
-u 👏 drive 👏 the 👏 wrong 👏 way
-u call things weird names, like toasties and crisps, and it offends my american sensibilities
-ur part of a world power that took over so many countries and stole their seasonings, but U DONT USE ANY OF IT ON UR FOOD (tbf, u have a nice diversity of restaurants, but come on y'all)
-how tf do u cross the street, i almost got run over like 800 times

stay tuned for more americentric nonsense

FLOOD MY ASK

A.) What is your dream job?
B.) What is your favorite animated movie?
C.) What is your favorite live-action movie?
D.) What are your 3 favorite colors
E.) If you could spend a day with any person (living, dead, or animated) who would it be and why?
F.) What’s your favorite holiday?
G.) Top 5 animated TV shows
H.) Top 5 live-action shows
I.) Describe a perfect date
J.) Favorite actor?
K.) Favorite actress?
L.) Favorite Disney Princess(es) (includes unofficial)
M.) If I could cosplay anyone, I would be…
N.) Favorite song?
O.) Favorite band?
P.) If I could go anywhere in the world, I would travel to…
Q.) Who do you most admire?
R.) If you knew you would die tomorrow, what would you do in your final hours?
S.) How many pets do you own?
T.) Have you ever met anyone famous? If so, who was it? If not, who would you want to meet?
U.) Relationship status?
V.) Ideal baby names? (Boy and Girl)
W.) Why did you join Tumblr?
X.) Do you sing or play an instrument? If you sing, what part do you sing? If you play, what instrument? If neither, what do you like to do for fun?
Y.) Do you play any sports? If yes, what sport and for how long? If no, what do you do instead of sports?
Z.) Ask me anything!

Captain drunk texts


As requested by dax-rattler. :)


What if the captains sent drunk text messages to each other? This might be the result!


1. Kurotsuchi to Unohana

I WANA TOUCHYOU BUT I AWNT IT TOO MUCH

I WANN KISS YOIY VUT I WANTI TOO MCH

YOUR LIPWES ARE PIOSON

POSION

POISION 

DUH DUH DUM


2. Kurotsuchi to all

sometimes i turn into goo


3. Kensei to Kenpachi

you and me man

we have the collest hair

in the serietei


4. Kensei to Byakuya

so you have a lieutentant with bankai

how’d you manage that

did you give him candy


5. Soi Fon to Kensei

knock knock

who’s there

you

you who

you smell

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn


6. Soi Fon to Byakuya

nobility pours from you like water


7. Komamura to Yamamoto

you are just the best you know

the abolsute best

did i ever ell you i know a dog that looks like you


8. Komamura to Yamamoto

sorry man i forgot you'r dead


9. Rose to Kensei

do you think our lieuteants are fuckign


10. Rose to Kyoraku

DESPAIR MERMAIDS

woudl be a great badn name

i don’t know why i think you need to know


11. Ukitake to Hitsugaya

hey shiro buddy

buddy buddy shiro

we are both shiro

i like that


12. Ukitake to Kyoraku

tolds yio i coudadrink as much asyiu and be fine

alsoi wherews mhy hoyse


13. Shinji to Hitsugaya

hey i hard you got an ice mask

wanna be a visored?


14. Shinji to all

you are my first love


15. Hitsugaya to Byakuya

i wrote you a song

you are my senpai

my only senpai

you make me happy

when skies are gray

do you like my song


16. Hitsugaya to Kensei

does ukitake give you candy too

is it a white hair thing


17. Kyoraku to Ukitake

dude i can’t find my eye!!!!!

ha ha lost eye jokes 


18. Kyoraku to Byakuya

true story if you lost your captains robe i wouldn’t give a flying ffuck


19. Kenpachi to Unohana

i’m super horny wanna fight


20. Kenpachi to Byakuya

what does horny mean


21. Unohana to Soi Fon

i just realized we both have braids

do you want to be blood sisters


22. Unohana to Kensei

i wear my braid in front

and i think your hair is dumb


23. Byakuya to Kenpachi

but why do u have so many musles?


24. Byakuya to Rose

I like you

do you know why i like you

you are named after a fower

i love flowers

so much do i love flowers

and you are named after a flower

anonymous asked:

Prompt: An AU where Gail and Holly have tumblrs -and then Gail starts sending Holly anonymous, swoon-worthy pick-up lines. Then Holly finds out who she is. (This can be like a younger fic (maybe in highschool?) Where Gail doesn't have the guts to use these on Holly in real life. -- Have Holly find out it's Gail in a really cute way? Maybe stumbling upon Gail writing pick-up lines? -- I've sent this prompt to a few people, but I want to see as many people do this.

this prompt is from ages ago and I’m sorry please forgive me for taking so long:

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