Random Frank Castle Headcanons
because i’m still trash tbh
- Him laughing at your jokes even when they aren’t funny just because it makes you happy.
- You do the weekly shopping because lets face it, Frank’s too busy to do it. He loves cereal bars so you buy tonnes of boxes of them to keep him happy.
- Always asking about his guns.
- “So why don’t you use these guns for this mission?”
- “(Y/N), I’ve told you hundred times.”
- The neighbours adore him. Especially the old ladies, they always say things like “What a beautiful couple you two make!”
- When he’s sat on the sofa you sneak up behind him and tilt his head back, giving him a peck on the lips.
- Coming back from missions you always ask the same thing, “Did you bump into our friend in red?”
- Unlike normal couples you argue about who makes dinner in a stranger way.
- “I want to make dinner! Sit down and shut up, you did it yesterday!”
- He’s a very good cook.
- Especially for breakfast meals.
- When you’re out at night he keeps an eye on you from the roof tops and takes care of any trouble headed towards your way.
- He’s like your guardian angel.
- Going to restaurant he always plays with the salt shakers, when he talks to you he just taps them slightly against the table.