why do people do this to their pets

anonymous asked:

12 with Wilford and Dark please

12. “You’re a genius with facts, but you’re really stupid with people.”

“Dark, hey, Dark, baby, honey, lover, sweetheart, Dark, light of my entire life, pumpkin, babe, cutie, dearest,” Wilford says, perched on the edge of Dark’s desk, swinging his feet in time with his endless stream of sickening pet names.

Dark ignores him. Turns the page of the thick stack of paperwork in front of him. Thinks about murdering Wilford.

“My one and only,” Wilford says without taking a breath. “Handsome, sugar, sweet cheeks.”

“I will murder you,” Dark says lowly. He does not look up.

Wilford finally pauses for a breath. “Oh, good! I thought I was gonna run out before you started paying attention to me.”

“I’m not paying attention to you,” Dark says, paying attention to him. He rummages in a desk drawer for a pen and quickly signs one of the many, many forms that have been building up on his desk for the past week. 

“You’re paying attention to me,” Wilford confirms, and Dark suppresses a heavy sigh. He also resists the urge to bang his head on the table, or throw his hands in the air, or strangle his infuriating boyfriend on the spot. “Babe, honey, hotness, why don’t you come pay attention to me somewhere else? I could use a little tenderness in my life.”

“You’re fine, Wilford,” Dark says around a sigh. He’s already resigning himself to it. Oh, well. He’ll just have to finish the paperwork some other time. And it’s not like he has any problems with spending some quality time with Wilford.

“Babe, you’re a genius with facts, but you’re really stupid with people. I’m definitely not fine. I absolutely need a big strong man like yourself to help me out here,” Wilford drawls, leering. 

“Are you even technically a person?” Dark says around a smirk. 

Wilford makes a noise of indignant surprise. “Well, now you’ve done it. See if you get any cute pet names any time soon.”

“Oh thank god,” Dark sighs, and stands up, paperwork forgotten.

dreamy asks
  • 1. what is your favourite plant?
  • 2. do you believe in aliens?
  • 3. name three artists ( musical or art ) that have inspired you or impacted you.
  • 4. who are your favourite people in the world?
  • 5. talk about your crush or someone you love.
  • 6. what is your favourite dog breed?
  • 7. write a short story or poem about what your favourite season feels like to you.
  • 8. what are your favourite names?
  • 9. do you enjoy reptiles as pets? why or why not?
  • 10. how does art or music make you feel?
  • 11. do you prefer the beach or the mountains?
  • 12. indoor gardens or outside gardens?
  • 13. do you like long hair or short hair?
  • 14. what is your favourite childhood memory?
  • 15. what is the dreamiest/most surreal thing that has ever happened to you?
  • 16. where do you feel time stop?
  • 17. what is your favourite breed of cat?
  • 18. are you pro freckle?
  • 19. what is your favourite thing right now?
  • 20. what is your hidden talent? (example: memory, double joints, etc. )
  • 21. what is the best dream you've ever had?
  • 22. are you a good plant owner?
  • 23. what is your favourite article of clothing?
  • 24. how many languages do you know?
  • 25. what is your dream vacation?
  • 26. do you believe in zodiacs/horoscopes?
  • 27. if you could have any superpower, what would it be?
  • 28. who is the most unproblematic person you know?
  • 29. do you know how beautiful you are?
  • 30. what is your favourite feeling?
  • 31. what is your favourite cold drink?
  • 32. what is your favourite hot drink?
  • 33. what has been the highlight of your week?
  • 34. who are your favourite tumblrs?
  • 35. what are your favourite sounds?
  • 36. what is your aesthetic of choice?
  • 37. if you could spend a day with anyone, who would it be?
  • 38. do you like anons? why or why not?
  • 39. what is the nicest thing someone has ever said about you?
  • 40. list the top five things you love about yourself or your life.
  • 41. have you ever seen the ocean?
100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 4

It’s amazing to see how much we can create together, my amigos. Here’s part 4.

  1. “Look, I might be evil but even I have standards.”
  2. “Do your parents know you’re dating Death?” “No, I promised we wouldn’t get back together after he broke up with me the first time.”
  3. “Wait why am I naked and covered in cheese?”
  4. “Good god, that cake is fuckin stale and dry mate!!” “Just like how you are recently? Gee, thanks.”
  5. "There is always time for a high-five.”
  6. “Karen, what would ever posses you to find me here.”
  7. “Oh my god, put that man down! Come on, let’s go get you some REAL food.”
  8. “A demonic sugar glider?”
  9. “People always say they never thought they would be here but I absolutely did.”
  10. “And I thought I was a bit weird. But you! You are insane!”
  11. “So your hair knows kung-fu? Ha, that’s nothing! MY hair knows HAIR-ATE!” (You know, as in karate) (This used to be an insider between me and a friend…)
  12. “One day, darling, you and I are going to conquer the Universe not just our world.”
  13. “Did you seriously think they wouldn’t notice when their humans went missing?!”
  14. “Well, maybe next time you should consider that not everyone wants to be woken up at four in the morning by a- what IS that, anyway?!”
  15. “Now, how exactly did your foot get stuck in the barrel?”
  16. “I hope you realize what you’re doing. This forest never ends, you know that, right?”
  17. “You can’t just kill someone and then make it all better by saying sorry!”
  18. “Why the fuck is my cat levitating?!” “He said he wanted to feel what flying was”
  19. “You’re trying to tell me you killed three men…with a microphone?”
  20. “Hang on, are you a John Wick fan?”
  21. “IT’S TWO IN THE MORNING!” “And?” “ I have a strict no murder rule until eight. Call me then.”
  22. “I did realize you were going to be naked the whole time”
  23. “Ok, I understand you like animals, but you can’t just bring a tiger into the apparent without asking!”
  24. “I…I didn’t want you to find out like this. I’m so sorry.”
  25. “OH MY GOD CATHERINE! I JUST SAW A NARWHAL! I’M TELLING YOU, I SAW A FREAKIN’ WHALE UNICORN!”
  26. “I gotta go, I left my toaster in the oven!
  27. "Why is there a gaggle of fancy buisness men on my front lawn?”
  28. “Can you please stop referring to me as ____! That’s not my name!” “Then what is?” “I don’t know!”
  29. *Sarcastic* “Yeah, sure. I won’t at all mind being your footslave.” “Oh, goody! I knew you’d agree!” “Wait, what?”
  30. “When are you going to give up on this whole ‘evil’ thing?” “When it stops being so much fun!”
  31. “You didnt say to KILL the man!” “WELL I DIDNT SAY NOT TOO”
  32. “Mum, Dad… I’m gay.” “That’s nice, honey, but now is not the right time!”
  33. “Take a look at your soul and consider your life choices! Oh wait, that’s right! You don’t fucking have a soul!” “Oh, god, just go drown in a bathtub of syrup why don’t ya?”
  34. “I kindly ask you to please quit making your heart stop. It’s creeping me out!” “So… Y-You were sleeping in a coffin” “Yeah I’m used to it” “Are you a vampire or what?! How can someone get used to sleep in a coffin?” “No I’m used to sleep I never said that I’m used to sleep in a freaking coffin!”
  35. “Darling I love you, more than I can ever express in words…. But please stop teaching chickens necromancy.”
  36. “I wanted to know why you stole souls, not your melodramatic backstory…”
  37. “I really wish that old white man would stop rubbing his nipples at me”
  38. “You know it is written: Do not summon Satan, right ?”
  39. “Look around, what is this?” “My room?” “No, this is pathetic.”
  40. “I’ve been a professor for 20 years, and yet still my greatest secret hasn’t been revealed–I can’t read.”
  41. “Our souls don’t belong in these 'human’ bodies, every one of us is implanted here from another galaxy, and this has been the case for a thousand years. No one knows what 'actual humans’ are like without us inhabiting them.”
  42. “Did you just create a portal in time and space to pull another version of yourself into this world so I have to deal with another annoying idiot?” “No but thanks for the idea.”
  43. “You’re bleeding?!” “Nah, I’m frolicing in a field of flowers - yes I’m bleeding!”
  44. “Let me get this straight. I tell you that I make a decent omelette and you somehow equate that to qualification for piloting a spaceship?”
  45. “It’s the weekend! Let’s hit the town! See a concert, redo our wardrobes, get high, start a crime ring, I don’t know.”
  46. “Keep running, you’ve only got 4HP!”
  47. “This is clearly your first time. Stop screaming already, you’ll wake the neighbors!”
  48. “Has anyone seen the outdoors?” “What the fuck is an outdoors?”
  49. “Why do I feel like this again, I thought we were done with this?”
  50. “Look, as much as I like to hang out with you, I’ve gotta go and save the earth. Toodles!”
  51. “Have you seen?… oh shit”
  52. “Two questions: one, how many matches do you have, and two, where do you keep your socks?”
  53. “Because fuck surveys, that’s why!”
  54. “Stop yelling out the window or the koalas will rip your face off!”
  55. “I guess when I heard 'Night of Debauchery’… I didn’t picture muffins on your pajamas.”
  56. “Honey, you can’t keep throwing people to the pit of pain and despair just because they don’t like choc mint ice cream.”
  57. “Oh, no honey, put that back…”
  58. “It’s going to be too late, you know. It’s always too late.”
  59. “Hey, so, uh… I’m in trouble…” “What did you do this time?” “I got stranded in Wales….. again…”
  60. “OK, but… how do we get the dog out of a hole in space in time exactly?”
  61. “Aren’t people supposed to grow instead of shrink ?”
  62. “Wait. You’re aroused?” “Why would that surprise you?” “It does on account of you being covered in blood. Wipe that smile off your face. You look like a cat in heat.”
  63. "I pay your taxes”
  64. “No, ____. We did not raise our hamster like this.”
  65. “You can’t run from your own shadow(s), what makes you think you can run from theirs?”
  66. “You adopted… a dog?” “Mate, that’s not a dog.”
  67. “And at this moment, he decided to punch himself in the face.” “Narrator, listen, I know you’ve been with me my whole life, but you’re a huge jerk.”
  68. “Why didn’t you tell me it was a portal BEFORE we ended up here?”
  69. “Is that…the Mona Lisa.” “…Yes…” “What did I say to you about stealing priceless artifacts!?” “…That I had to take you with me next time.” “Exactly!”
  70. “Yes, I agree, magic is pretty cool. But did you really have to use it for THIS?”
  71. “Despite the fact that was epic, you’re still suspended”
  72. “Chill, dad it’s not what you think it is!” “Well it looks like you’re making out with the demon your grandma banished to cellar…WHY IS HE IN YOUR ROOM?”
  73. “If you truly love me you’ll let me-OH FUCKING HELL DID YOU JUST STAB ME!?”
  74. “Spoon”
  75. “What began as a conflict over the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machines escalated into a war which has decimated a Million worlds.The ___ and the ___ have all but exhausted the the resources of a galaxy in their struggle for domination. Both sides, now crippled beyond repair, the remnants of their armies continue to battle on ravaged planets, their hatred fueled by over four thousand years of total war. This is a fight to the death. For each side, the only acceptable outcome is…“
  76. ”… I’m going back to bed. You brought it here, you can deal with the mammoth yourself.“
  77. "Is the food supposed to be moving?”
  78. “You mean to tell me that in the two minutes I was gone,  you bombed a minor country,  got married to a stripper,  and assassinated a world leader?!”
  79. “Is that a unicorn???? EATING MY BEEF JERKY?!”
  80. “Do I get to dream about you again tonight?”
  81. “Well now I have to change clothes AGAIN!”
  82. “All of this was because of a… OF A PLUSHIE?!” “Well…Yeah?” “Great, how are we going to get out of jail now?!”
  83. “So…you gonna tell me why my brother is upside down and why you’re wearing my purple thong?”
  84. “Did you really have to burn down another Cracker Barrel?”
  85. “Sir, that’s impossible, you can’t do that.” “IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE?!?!”
  86. “We need to invade Portugal.” “…Sure, why not?”
  87. “Did you divide by zero?! YOU’RE GOING TO KILL US ALL”
  88. “Stand down, Milady, this is a matter between gentlemen with mustaches.”
  89. “Next time you get arrested I am NOT paying your bail” “That’s a lie and you know it.” “….”
  90. “I thought you were dead.” “So did I”
  91. “John dont flush the dog down the toilet”
  92. “What did I say again about resurrecting dictators??”
  93. “Cucumbers are NOT pets… what do you mean, you ate him??”
  94. “Are you and God seriously fighting right now? And what happened to Satan?”
  95. “Are ferrets supposed to be blue??”
  96. “I’m the protagonist? Well I guess that explains why I look like about a thousand other people.”
  97. “Why do I do this to myself?”
  98. “Stop eating your tortilla chips with ketchup. It’s unattractive.”
  99. “How do you eat an entire cheese wheel in one sitting?”
  100. “Why are God and Satan moving in with us?”

Let’s make one more ‘100 Dialogue Prompts’ list together. Leave a comment with your prompt below. Don’t forget the double quotes “”. And as always, only one prompt per amigo! Also, here is your random Dutch word of the day: pindakaas

Voltron Ask Meme!

Voltron: Which Lion do you think you would pilot? Why?

Shiro: If you were given the chance to change the past, would you?

Keith: Do you consider yourself an aggressive or passive person?

Lance: Are you a flirtatious person? Lance level flirting?

Hunk: Do you know how to cook/bake?

Pidge: Who are the people you value the most?

Allura: What would be the first thing you do if you wake up after 10,000 years?

Coran: What was your worst “phase”?

Zarkon: Do you think revenge is wrong?

Haggar: Are you obsessed over something? Someone?

Lotor: What would you be exiled for?

Galra Empire: Who is your favorite Galra character?

Blade of Marmora: Who has the best character design?

Matt Holt: Are you more “nerdy” or “sporty”?

Balmerans: Are you good at reading other peoples emotions?

Olkari: Do you have a close connection with nature?

Kuron: Would you want a clone of yourself? Why?

Honerva: Do you have any pets?

Alfor: What is your best friend like?

Weblum: What is your favorite Voltron episode?

Slav: What are your ships? No discourse allowed.

Sven: Would you sacrifice your life for someone you barely know?

Space Mice: What are your favorite animals?

KALTENECKER: Who is your favorite Voltron character?

Paladin: When did you start watching Voltron?

Feel free to drop one or some of these in my ask box! Other questions are welcome too! No discourse allowed.

bangtan asks

we are bulletproof: if you could be any superhero, who would you be and why?

no more dream: if you woke up tomorrow to be incredibly famous, how would you react?

i like it: if you could reverse any moment in your life, what would that moment be?

n.o: biggest pet peeve?

we on: how do you deal with people who don’t like you?

if i ruled the world: what would you do if you found out that you were an heir to a wealthy kingdom?

coffee: what’s your coffee order?

cypher pt. 1: if you had to be part of a kpop group, what position would you want to be (i.e. leader, visual, lead vocal, dancer, rapper, maknae, etc.)

rise of bangtan: when and how did you get into the king and legends, also known as bangtan sonyeondan?

satoori rap: what does home mean to you?

boy in luv: when you are interested in someone (romantically, sexually, etc.), does your behavior change?

just one day: who would you want to spend the last day of your life with?

tomorrow: goal that you would like to achieve within the next year?

cypher pt. 2: one thing about yourself you wish people would appreciate more?

spine breaker: what is your weakness when it comes to spending money?

jump: favorite childhood memory?

miss right: what is your ideal ‘type’?

i like it pt. 2: dream date?

danger: have you ever had a near-death experience?

war of hormone: most embarrassing moment?

hip hop lover: three songs that are meaningful to you?

let me know: are you good at keeping secrets?

rain: most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done?

cypher pt. 3: favorite outfit to wear?

blanket kick: longest time you’ve spent lying in bed (sleeping or not)?

24/7 = heaven: what are you most looking forward to?

look here: do you have any hidden talents?

second grade: proudest accomplishment?

i need u: are you in love?

hold me tight: does physical contact comfort you?

love is not over: ever had your heart broken?

dead leaves: how loyal are you?

move: last time you cried?

butterfly: most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?

run: do you like traveling? if so, where? what’s your dream vacation?

ma city: if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

baepsae: do you vote and/or keep up with politics?

dope: what did you want to be when you were younger? how does it compare to what you want to be now?

fire: are you a spontaneous person?

save me: your favorite place on earth?

young forever: what is one movie from your childhood that you will always treasure?

boys with fun: you’re going on a roadtrip with seven other people– dead, alive, fictional, real, famous, or not. who are they, and why?

converse high: how many pairs of shoes do you own?

whalien 52: weirdest thing that has ever happened to you? alternatively, weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

house of cards: when was the last time you felt sexy?

boy meets evil: have you ever committed a crime? if so, what was it? alternatively, what is the worst thing you have ever done?

blood, sweat, & tears: kinkiest kink you have?

begin: who are you most grateful for in your life?

lie: biggest fear?

stigma: would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?

first love: do you believe in soulmates?

reflection: if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

mama: are you good at giving advice?

awake: if you had to be a flower, which flower would you be?

lost: how good are you with directions? do you get lost easily?

cypher pt. 4: what do you do to treat yourself or relax?

am i wrong: you wake up one morning in the hospital, knowing only your name and a single memory from your life. what is that memory?

21st century girls: do you prefer texting, calling, or video chatting?

2!3!: your favorite thing about bangtan?

spring day: who do you miss right now?

not today: what are your procrastinating right now?

wings: on airplanes, do you prefer the window seat, the middle seat, or the aisle seat?

you never walk alone: how many people do you trust with your life?

BTS as the ‘Suite life of Zack and Cody’ characters

Seokjin as Carey

  • the mom friend
  • needs a break because children drive him insane
  • single parent because other half (namjoon) is a successful musician
  • amazing singer
  • not appreciated for it
  • gives great advice
  • really patient god bless

Yoongi as Mr. Moseby

  • Leave me alone
  • Don’t destroy my hotel (studio)
  • I hate kids (actually reall fond of them
  • idgaf game is strong
  • very hard working 
  • dedicated
  • acts like he don’t care
  • he care
  • he care very much
  • needs esteban (hoseok)
  • sassy af

Hoseok as Esteban

  • Happy machine
  • Very helpful
  • innocent
  • the mood maker
  • good looking 
  • very supporter
  • loves mr moseby aka yoongi v v much
  • a literal kid
  • don’t even think about angering him
  • loyal af

Namjoon as Maddie

  • wants to be president
  • who cares they are president
  • they’re the reason the A grade was created
  • they invented IQ
  • follow rules religiously
  • can act super duper childish at times
  • hella hella smart
  • watch out they will fite u
  • but you can’t take them seriously because smol bean

Jimin as Cody

  • cutie patootie
  • always tryna avoid danger
  • protect them
  • a very good friend
  • just a good human being in general
  • but is secretly very mischievious 
  • and they like to have their own fun
  • super duper talented

Taehyung as London

  • does not give two shits
  • literally do whatever the fuck they want
  • life is a party
  • treats pet like they’re gold
  • hella weird but hella fun
  • aka blank tae
  • but they’re super considerate deep inside
  • actually a softie
  • very good at hiding pain
  • a rare but worthy friend

Jungkook as Zack

  • Hands down everyone is at the edge of their toes because of this kid
  • drives people nuts
  • talks people into doing what they want
  • adventurous
  • loves gaming
  • breaking the rules
  • rebel
  • acts like a 2 year old
  • can be very responsible when the time comes
  • can also act maturely 
  • will fite you if you treat someone they love unfairly

Bang PD as Mr. Tipton

  • Where is he
  • who is he
  • what is he
  • everyone’s favourite somehow
  • actually the reason why shit is happening
  • can be a lil insensitive sometimes (TREAT SEOKJIN RIGHT DAMMIT)
  • but its all cool bruh
sunflower asks;

these are all inspired by the ethereal glo of sunflowers (and different types)

pacino: if you could be any age, what age would you be?
ms. mars: what kind of flower or plant are you?
goldie: do u wake up early to catch sunrises?
maximilian: who is/are your current sunshine/s?
vanilla ice: are you a plant or an animal person?
pastiche: what is your favorite color (include the perfect shade)?
red sun: would you rather have a planetarium or a botanical garden?
autumn beauty: who is the sun to your sunflower (a person that you look up to)?
moonwalker: do you consider yourself an idealist or a realist? why?
valentine: make a playlist (with at least five songs) that reminds you of home?
velvet ocean: what is your latest dream?
sungold: are you alright? really?
teddy bear: what’s the best present that you have ever received?
sunspot: what’s been bothering you for a while?
florenza: post a sunny selfie !!!
goldy double: what is/are the name/s of your pet/s?
sunrich limoncello summer: would u rather live in the ocean or the forest?
mammoth russian: what’s your height? and dream height?
little becka: what’s your favorite seed?
lemon queen: can u bake? what are the pastries that you could bake?
jerusalem artichoke: what do you normally do before sleeping?
willowleaf: what’s your favorite autumn outfit?
rosinweed: who are your favorite people?
purpledisk: are you living ur dream life? if not, why do u think so?
serpentine: what’s your most favorite birthday memory?
lakeside: what’s something that you like to do but you cant do it often?
prairie: what are the most beautiful things about your pet/s?
sawtooth: what’s a superstition that u can’t believe u believe in?
downy/ashy: describe your dream significant other!

Get to know me!

1) Who had the biggest impact on you while you were growing up?
2) What are your hobbies?
3) If you could have dinner with any 3 people (dead or alive), who would they be and why?
4) What sorts of things make you laugh?
5) What is your biggest goal?
6) Do you have any pet peeves?
7) What do you like to do on the weekend?
8) Have you ever had a nickname? And if so, what was the story behind it?
9) What was your favorite tv show while you were growing up?
10) What are your favorite tv shows now?
11) What are your favorite movies?
12) Tell me one thing that would surprise me about you?
13) What do you look for in a girl?
14) What do you look for in a guy?
15) Tell me about what you were like as a kid?
16) What are some of the items on your bucket list?
17) Have you found your calling? If so, what is it?
18) Do you, or have you ever had any pets? If so, tell me about them?
19) Who has been the biggest influence in your life?
20) Tell me about a challenge that you’ve had to overcome and how you overcame it?
21) If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
22) if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
23) If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
24)If you could only watch one tv show for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
25) Tell me about your favorite childhood memory and what made it so special to you?
26) What is your favorite commercial that you’ve ever seen and why?
27) If you were stuck on a deserted island and you could only bring one thing, what would it be, and why?
28) If you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be?
29) Who is your celebrity crush?
30) Who is your favorite music artist?
31) What is your favorite music genre?
32) What is your favorite broadway musical?
33) What is your favorite cartoon?
34) What is your favorite album?
35) What is your favorite color?
36) What would you do if you won a million dollars?
37) If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
38) What would be your superhero name?
39) Which actor/actress would play you in a movie about your life?
40) What would be your dream vacation?
41) Where did you grow up?
42) If you could trade lives with anybody for a day, who would it be and why?
43) If you could be on any reality tv show, which one would it be?
44) What’s your favorite book?
45) Who’s your favorite author? 
46) Who is your favorite YouTuber?
47) What’s your favorite tv show?
48) Which celebrity do you admire most and why?
49) What are some of your favorite childhood memories?
50) What countries have you traveled to?
51) What is your favorite drink?
52) What is your favorite restaurant? 
53) Do you like to cook?
54) What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?
55) What’s the best thing that happened to you last week? 

Ridiculous Sentence Prompts
  • “Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”
  • “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else." 
  • "Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”
  • “Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”
  • “The skirt is short on purpose.”
  • “I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”
  • “So why did I have to punch that guy?”
  • “I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”
  • “I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”
  • “Please stop petting the test subjects. ”
  • “That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”
  • “Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 
  • "So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”
  • “Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”
  • “I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”
  • “You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”
  • “I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”
  • “I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”
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  • 1. What are your hobbies?
  • 2. If you could have dinner with any 3 living or dead people, who would they be and why?
  • 3. What makes you laugh?
  • 4. What was the last good thing that happened to you?
  • 5. What is your biggest goal?
  • 6. What do you think is the meaning of life?
  • 7. Do you believe in an afterlife?
  • 8. Do you have any pet peeves?
  • 9. What do you like to do on the weekends?
  • 10. What was your favorite TV show growing up?
  • 11. What is your favorite TV show now?
  • 12. What are your favorite movies?
  • 13. Tell me one surprising fact about you.
  • 14. What do you look for in a significant other?
  • 15. What were you like as a child?
  • 16. What are some things on your bucket list?
  • 17. Who has had the biggest influence on your life?
  • 18. Do you have any pets or have you ever owned any?
  • 19. Talk about a challenge you had recently and how you overcame it or how you plan to.
  • 20. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what song would you choose and why?
  • 21. Talk about a favorite childhood memory.
  • 22. What is your favorite commercial?
  • 23. If you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be and why?
  • 24. If you were stuck on a deserted island and could only bring one thing, what would it be?
  • 25. Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 26. Who is your favorite musical artist?
  • 27. What is your favorite music genre?
  • 28. What is your favorite color?
  • 29. What would you do if you won a million dollars?
  • 30. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
  • 31. What is your dream vacation?
  • 32. What actor or actress would star as you in a movie about your life?
  • 33. Where did you grow up?
  • 34. If you could trade lives with anyone else for one day, who would you trade with?
  • 35. What is your favorite book?
  • 36. Who is your favorite author?
  • 37. Who do you look up to?
  • 38. What is your favorite food ever?
  • 39. Are you a picky eater?
  • 40. Drunken story time! Go!
  • 41. What beverage do you consume most often?
  • 42. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
  • 43. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • 44. How are you feeling right now?
  • 45. Do you plan out your outfits?
  • 46. What is the closest red item to you?
  • 47. Talk about the last dream you remember having.
  • 48. Do you love yourself?
  • 49. When was the last time you cried and why?
  • 50. Have you ever met a celebrity?
  • 51. Have you ever been to a concert?
  • 52. What are you listening to right now?
  • 53. Have you ever flown in an airplane?
  • 54. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
  • 55. Are your parents or guardians strict?
  • 56. Did you have a good childhood?
  • 57. Have you ever been in love?
  • 58. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
  • 59. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life ever apologize?
  • 60. What are some of your turn-ons?
  • 61. What are some of your turn-offs?
  • 62. Would you go skydiving?
  • 63. What are you thinking about right now?
  • 64. Do you ever rent movies?
  • 65. Do you ever illegally download entertainment such as music, movies, etc.?
  • 66. What is your zodiac sign?
  • 67. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
  • 68. Is there anything you want to say to anyone right now?
  • 69. Would you rather live a shorter life but be wealthy or live a longer life and struggle financially?
  • 70. What is your stance on abortion?
  • 71. Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 72. Who do you admire and why?
  • 73. What was your worst experience while under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
  • 74. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
  • 75. What do you daydream about?
  • 76. Where do you want to live after retirement?
  • 77. What would you change your first name to?
  • 78. If you believe in a God or Higher Power, what one question would you want to ask Him or Her?
  • 79. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic?
  • 80. Are you more introverted or extroverted?
  • 81. What is your dream profession?
  • 82. What do you worry about most?
  • 83. When was the last time you tried something new and what was it?
  • 84. Who do you compare yourself to?
  • 85. What excites you about life?
  • 86. What five words would you use to describe your personality?
  • 87. What is one life lesson you learned the hard way?
  • 88. What belief do you have that many people disagree with?
  • 89. If not now, then when?
  • 90. Is it possible to lie without saying a word?
  • 91. What activities make you lose track of time?
  • 92. If you had to teach an academic subject, what subject would you want to teach?
  • 93. What is your biggest regret?
  • 94. What will matter most to you when you're 80 years old?
  • 95. Are you a messy person or a clean person?
  • 96. Are you a perfectionist?
  • 97. How tall are you?
  • 98. What is your guilty pleasure?
  • 99. Do you prefer sweet or salty?
  • 100. What is your favorite social media website?
Ask me numbers and get to know me ^-^

1. How are you, really?
2. Pizza or chicken nuggets?
3. If you could visit any country in the world, where would you go?
4. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
5. What are you looking forward to?
6. Do you like chocolate?
7. What’s your favourite joke?
8. Are you a religious person?
9. If you had a magical pet snail what would you call it?
10. How do you like your steak cooked? (if you eat it)
11. If you were a type of animal, what would you be and why?
12. What phone do you have?
13. Have you ever got blackout drunk?
14. What do you think people think of you?
15. If you could learn one random skill, what would you learn?
16. What’s something you want right now?
17. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
18. In general what do you think about art?
19. What are some of the first things you do in the morning?
20. Marvel or DC?
21. Do you like to talk on the phone?
22. What’s your favourite song?
23. What would you do if you won the lottery?
24. What’s your middle name?
25. Do you have any pets?
26. What was the last dream you can remember about?
27. Are you single?
28. Do you like scary movies?
29. What were you thinking about before you come on tumblr?
30. Favourite flavour of ice cream?
31. What’s your last text message say?
32. What are some things you are scared of?
33. Do you like travelling?
34. If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
35. What kind of people are you attracted to?
36. What do you do?
37. Do you feel uncomfortable if someone who you don’t know is physically close to you?
38. What has been your worst haircut/style?
39. Can you play poker?
40. Where were you when you had your last kiss?
41. What’s your favourite flower?
42. Do you buy from charity shops?
43. Are you ticklish?
44. What do you do for fun?
45. What was the last thing you ate?
46. If you met a genie who offered you three wishes, what would you wish for? (more wishes doesn’t count)
47. Favourite band?
48. Do you have any tattoos? If so what are they?
49. Have you ever been fishing?
50. What was the last present you received?

My worst fear on a test? The feeling of getting an exam paper in front of me, and not being able to remember anything, while back at home when reading the book I thought I knew everything. Sounds familiar? In that case, it may help to try these techniques. They help you practice retrieving information, rather than being familiar with the concepts you are studying. These have helped me loads, and I’m actually pretty convinced that these techniques are better than many others I used to apply, like rereading and regular summarizing. Hopefully they work for others as well :)

1. Summarise… in questions.

How do you do it? Instead of writing down facts, you convert facts to questions. Underneath the these, you answer them in your own words. This is technically the baby of summaries and flashcards. Don’t do this with every small fact, but rather convert several to one question, and omit the less important things always. You’re not going to remember every detail and most teachers don’t require you to (of course if they do, study them lol) .

Why would you do it? It is proven that asking yourself questions about the material enhances understanding and remembrance. Additionally, you can instantly quiz yourself on the material. Only reading your summary is not going to help you much with remembering, but actively retrieving information is! Also, when you’re reading and summarising the textbook throughout the semester, you’re already getting your study material for the test ready => less stress and work for when you gotta study.

2. Teach your peer / pet / pillow

How do you do it? Explain key concepts (many books provide these at the beginning or end of the chapter) to anyone who wants to listen. Don’t have anyone who wants to? Your cat probably won’t mind (but who knows what cats want tbh) and your reflection is always listening to you as well. 

Why would you do it? Explaining things to other people requires you to really understand what you are talking about, and you will more quickly find holes in your knowledge once you’re not able to explain it. Additionally, you’re probably gonna have to explain stuff on tests so it’s good practice.

3. Re-do your homework

How do you do it? Pretty obvious. Well, don’t write every answer down in detail again! For maths it may be useful to only tackle the most important exercises again, while for history you may want to spend an hour to just go over them all and test in your head if you can form a sensible answer.

Why would you do it? Going over the homework is always a good idea because 1) the theory is practically applied in those questions, so you have to think about what you have learned, enhancing integration, and 2) teachers are lazy and will often reuse or slightly modify textbook questions.

Oreo Asks!

Classic Oreo: Who is one person you can talk to about anything?

Double Stuf Oreo: What makes you feel accomplished?

Chocolate Oreo: What is your favorite book or movie, and why do you love it so much?

Strawberry Milkshake Oreo: Describe your ideal weekend.

Green Tea Oreo: What are your favorite ways to relax?

Golden Oreo: What is something you feel most people don’t understand about you?

Creamsicle Oreo: Describe your crush/relationship/closest friend.

Peanut Butter Oreo: Do you keep a journal?

Lemon Ice Oreo: Describe the itinerary for your ideal vacation.

Birthday Cake Oreo: What’s your dream career?

Pumpkin Spice Oreo: What’s your favorite season and why?

Red Velvet Oreo: If you could make any animal you wanted pocket sized and keep it as a pet, which animal would you pick?

Cinnamon Bun Oreo: What is something you wish would come back into fashion?

Peeps Oreo: What’s your favorite holiday and why?

Caramel Apple Oreo: What is a food you’ve never had, but would like to try?

Fruit Punch Oreo: What songs make you feel the most nostalgic?

Brownie Batter Oreo: If you could take a free class on anything, what class would you want to take?

Candy Cane Oreo: What are some goals that you want to reach in the near or distant future? 

Berry Oreo: What outdoor activities do you enjoy? 

Limeade Oreo: What are some simple things that make you happy?

Surprise me 🙈

1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?

2. What’s your favorite piece of clothing you own/owned?

3. What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?

4. How often do you play sports?

5. What fictional place would you most like to go to?

6. What job would you be terrible at?

7. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning a medal for?

8. What skill would you like to master?

9. What do you not want me to ask you?

10. What would be the most amazing adventure to go on?

11. If you could change one thing about your life right now, what would you change and why? 

12. What’s your favorite drink? 

13. What do you consider to be your best find? 

14. Are you usually early or late?

15. What pets did you have while growing up?

16. When people come to you for help, what do they usually want help with?

17. What takes up too much of your time?

18. What do you wish you knew more about?

19. What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?

20. What are some small things that make your day better? 

21. Who’s your go-to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to? 

22. What shows are you into?

23. Who has impressed you most with what they’ve accomplished

24. What age do you wish you could permanently be?

25. What would be your ideal way to spend the weekend?

26. What’s something you like to do the old-fashioned way?

27. What have you only recently formed an opinion on?

28. What’s the single best day on the calendar?

29. What are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of?

30. What is the most annoying question that people ask you?

31. What could you give a 40-minute presentation on without absolutely no preparation?

32. If you were a dictator of a small island nation, what crazy dictator stuff would you do?

33. What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?

34. What’s worth spending more on to get the best?

35. What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you just don’t get the point of?

36. What are you most looking forward to in the next 10 years

37. Where is the most interesting place you’ve been?

38. What’s something you’ve been meaning to try but just haven’t gotten around to?

39. What’s the best thing that happened to you last week?

40. What piece of entertainment do you wish you could erase from your mind so that you could experience it for the first time again?

41. If all jobs had the same pay and hours, what job would you like to have?

42. How different was your life one year ago?

43. What’s the best way to start the day?

44. What quirks do you have?

45. What would you rate 10/10?

46. What kind of art do you enjoy most?

47. What do you hope never changes?

48. What city would you most like to live in?

49. What movie title best describes your life?

50. What’s the best way a person can spend their time? 

Deep Ass Sentence Starters

“When you think about people who have died, do you picture them anywhere?”
“Sometimes it freaks me out that everyone around me has a life as complex and real as my own.”
“Do you sometimes suddenly hear your own heartbeat and feel sick because… What if it suddenly stops or something?”
“I sometimes just want something really bad to happen to me. Something that’s just really awful. I don’t know why… Do you get that too?”
“I can’t stand the thought that I don’t know what’s going to happen to the world in hundreds of years.”
“Does thinking about Primary School make you sad, or happy?”
“Most pets we keep only become a fraction of our age. Do you think that if they’d know this, they’d call us gods?”
“What are you more afraid of, space or the ocean?”
“There’s no way anyone can tick everything off their bucket list. We all want too much. It’s frustrating.”
“Do you think we’re in control of our lives, generally? Or do you think we just think we are?”
“If you knew you were going to die next week, would you tell people or live the way you were till the end?”
“I think most people remember the exact moment they realised they were grown up. Because of something said to them, or something they saw… Do you remember that moment?”
“One of us is going to die first. Do you think we’ll still know each other to find out who?”
“Do you think we’re all capable of murder when it comes down to it?”
“I’m so afraid of the moment you know you’re going to die.”
“Are there things people have said to you that have legitimately changed you?”
“Why do people fear losing things that they don’t even have yet?”
“How do I know you even have a consciousness? I can’t know.”
“What do you think our purpose is?”
“What if everything is just a coincidence? For instance: What if gravity doesn’t exist? Everything has just always coincidentally fallen to the ground.”
“If nothing else, we at least won the sperm race.”
“If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?”
“Do you think other people’s judgments motivate us or hold us back?”
“If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?”
“Right, we’ve probably had enough alcohol for the rest of the night. We’re getting way too philosophical.”

urrsari  asked:

I have seen somewhere that "bunny huggers do not make good keepers" and I would like to ask why is that? I do not understand the sentiment behind that statement, I am not even really sure who would one call a bunny hugger?

In animal management fields, people who just want to love on the animals all the time and treat them like pets and friends because they adore them are frequently referred to as ‘bunny huggers’. 

They don’t make good keepers because frequently when they’re applying for an animal care job, they’re doing it because they want contact with the animals. That’s not the job, and it causes a couple major issues when you’ve got someone like that on the team. Speaking from personal observation and summarizing the frequent things keepers talk about having to deal with: they’re often not willing to do the actual hard, dirty work that comprises 98% of the job because they thought they’d just get play privileges, and they’re also unfortunately more prone to breaking rules to try to touch or feed things. When people talk about bunny huggers not making good keepers, they’re talking about the fact that people who approach the job thinking wild animals want to be friends with them are often in no way prepared for the job at hand and are generally unwilling to do it. 

If you’re interested in the animal management field because you primarily want to hang out with / play with / touch animals, you’re straight up in the wrong field. 

Langblr Asks
  1. What’s your native language?
  2. How many languages do you speak?
  3. What language(s) are you currently studying?
  4. How many/which languages would you like to know in the future?
  5. Do your friends speak other languages?
  6. What’s the most difficult word for you to say in your native & target languages?
  7. How do you call your favorite animal in your target languages?
  8. Write your favorite color in all the languages you know it in.
  9. How long have you studied your target language(s)?
  10. What’s your favorite word in your target language(s)? Least favorite?
  11. What’s the funniest word in your target language(s)?
  12. What’s the prettiest word in  your target language(s)? Ugliest?
  13. One thing you dislike about your target and/or native language?
  14. Do you have any international friends?
  15. Why are you learning your target language(s)?
  16. Do you ever want to live somewhere where you’d speak your target language(s)?
  17. What was/is the first language you want/ed to learn?
  18. Have you ever made a friend speaking your target language(s)?
  19. Do you listen to music in your target language(s)? If so, who are your favorite artists?
  20. Opinion on duolingo?
  21. What’s your favorite method of studying?
  22. Have you ever played pokemon in your target language(s)?
  23. Favorite blog in your target language(s)?
  24. Do you ever speak to yourself in your  target language(s)?
  25. Ever speak to your pets in your target language(s)?
  26. Do you ever feel like your target language(s) is(are) under appreciated? Why/why not?
  27. How do people usually react when you mention that you’re studying your target language(s)? Do their reactions annoy you? Make you happy?
  28. How do natives react when they hear that you’re studying their language?
  29. Do you have any advice for someone who’s never studied a language before?
  30. Where are you from? What are popular/”useful” foreign languages in your area?
  31. Are there dialects in your country? Do you speak one?
  32. Have you ever tried to learn a dialect for your target language(s)?
  33. Do you ever want to have a career in languages?
  34. How has learning languages impacted your life?
  35. Do you have any big travel plans for the future?
  36. What’s your least favorite language? Why? Favorite?
  37. Do you know any obscure/useless words in your target language(s)?
  38. Was there ever a word you pronounced incorrectly until someone corrected you?
  39. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you while studying your target language(s)?
  40. Have you ever eavesdropped on people speaking  your target language(s) in public?
  41. Have you ever had a negative experience with a native?
  42. What’s the most positive experience you’ve had with a native?
  43. Tell me about your best friend in your target language(s)
  44. Have you ever put sticky notes all over your house before?
  45. Do you ever think in your target language(s)?
  46. Are there any cognates between your native and target language(s)?
  47. Have you ever met a stranger in public with whom you spoke your target language(s)?
  48. Have you ever had an “I understand it now!” moment with your target language(s)?
  49. Do you have any language pet peeves?
  50. Is there a language that you’ve tried to learn but could never stick with it or just weren’t interested?
150 random questions tag

1.) What’s better, having high expectations or having low expectations?

2.) Would you rather go without junk food for a year or go without TV for a year?

3.) Describe your perfect man/woman.

4.) Thoughts on school dress codes? 

5.)Any strange phobias?


6.) At what job do you see Donald Trump best fit?


7.) Who was your first crush?


8.) Who was your first best friend?


9.)What is one weird thing about you?


10.) Top 5 TV shows you like to watch?

11.) What are your favorite boys names?

12.) What are your favorite girls names?

13.) Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they? 

14.) Do you plan on getting (more) tattoos? If so, what do you want to get as of the moment? 

15.) Do you have any piercings? Do you plan on getting more?

16.) Do you like hugging people?

17.) Think of ANY person on earth right now.  Who did you think of?

18.) Do you have an iPhone? 

19.) What is the worst thing that could happen in your life right now? 

20.) Do you watch anime?

21.) What brings true happiness? 

22.) What is the most expensive thing you’ve ever paid for?

23.) If you could have any job in the world and get paid millions of dollars a year for it, what would you be and why?

24.) Do you want children? If so, how many? 

25.) Name and describe someone who you feel most comfortable around.

26.)If you could invent a holiday, what would it be?

27.)Would you rather have summer weather or winter weather all year round?

28.) If you could make an alien race, describe what they would look like.

29.)  What was the first thing you learned to cook? 

30.) Describe your sense of humor.

31.) What is the key to happiness?

32.) How many phone numbers do you have committed to memory? Whose numbers are they? 

33.) Name three songs that make you want to dance.

34.) What job did you want to have as a child? 

35.) Do you have any talents or skills?

36.) What was the worst punishment you’ve ever had?

37.) Did you ever do anything weird as a child?

38.) What is your dream car?

39.)  Describe something that made you laugh this week.

40.) Did you have a dream last night? If so, describe it.

41.)  Do you ever have repetitive dreams? Describe it/them.

42.) Describe the worst/ scariest dream you’ve ever had.

43.) Describe the best dream you’ve ever had.

44.) If God himself gave you a choice of either having unlimited money for the rest of your life or finding your one true love starting tomorrow, which one would you choose (keep in mind, you are still able to make a ton of money if you choose love, and you are still able to meet your soul mate if you choose money)?

45.) If you could do anything (and I mean ANYTHING) right now without consequences, what would you do and why?

46.) Do you have any recipes that you know off the top of your head? What is it/ what are they?

47.) Do you have your license? If so, do you have a car?

48.) Have you ever had a near death experience?

49.) Do you personally know anyone that has been to prison? 

50.) Have you ever been in a physical fight?


51.) When you get out of the shower, do you towel dry, blow dry, or air dry your hair?

52.) When you go to the movies, what snacks and drinks do you take with you?

53.) Do you like going to the beach? If so, do you like to stay dry or go in the water? If not, why?

54.) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
 

55.) If you could have a superpower ASIDE from being invisible or being able to fly, what would you have?

56.) If you were able to live for however long you wanted to (i’m talking thousands of years without aging), when would you choose to die?

57.) What do you think happens after you die?

58.) Do you believe in aliens?

59.) Do you believe in ghosts?

60.) Do you believe in spiritual things like ouija boards, tarot cards, and crystals? Do you believe they are portals for evil entities to enter the mortal world? 

61.) If you could make one mythical being real, who/what would you make?
 

62.) Do you get tan, or do you burn?

63.) Describe your shower routine.

64.) Do you enjoy school? Why or why not? 

65.) In your opinion, what is the worst way to die?

66.) Do you get carsick, sea sick, or airplane sickness? 

67.) What’s one memory that you wish you could live again and again?

68.) What were some of your stuffed animal’s names from when you were a kid? 

69.)Do you have any pets?

70.) Describe your daily wardrobe.

71.)  Describe what your daily wardrobe would be if you were rich.

72.)  Create a character right now.  Give them a name, age, and character description.

73.)What was the last thing you bought?

74.) Have you ever bought a CD? What band was it for?

75.) Describe your perfect ice cream sundae.

76.) If you could make ANYTHING happen right now with no cost, trouble, or obstacles, what would you do? 

77.) What are some of your favorite physical activities to do?

78.) What were some of your favorite shows as a child?

79.) Describe how you would survive the zombie apocalypse. 

80.)What are some things you shouldn’t say at work?

81.) If you were told that if you killed someone, you would save 100 people, would you do it?

82.) How’s the weather right now?

83.) What is the background on your cell phone right now?

84.)Is it better to work at a job that you love or a job that pays well?

85.) What do you have within arms reach of your bed?

86.) Have you ever been fired from a job? If so, why?

87.) Have you ever won a trophy, prize, or medal? If so, for what?

88.) Do you have any posters, pictures, or art hanging on your walls in your room? If so, what are they?

89.) Are you afraid of the dark? If so, why?

90.)What is something that you’ve never done but would like to try?

91.) If you could choose three famous people or characters to be friends with, who would you choose and why?

92.) Do you smile at strangers when you pass by them on the street?

93.) Do you have a favorite TV commercial? If so, what is it?

94.) Do you like your handwriting? 

95.) Cable TV or Netflix?

96.) What are your favorite smells?

97.) Do you consider yourself physically strong? 

98.) Describe a time where you said something really rude or mean, whether intentional or not.

99.) Do you ask strangers to pet their dogs?

100.)What is your most embarrassing moment?

101.) Has anyone really close to you ever died? If so, who was it and how did you handle it?

102.)  Describe your plan of action if you were home alone and you heard someone break into your house.

103.) If you were to be born again, would you want to be born male or female?

104.)  What shampoo do you use?

105.) Guess the meaning of this word: ulotrichous. 

106.) Do you let messages (phone, email, text, social media, etc…) build up, or do you have to look at them right away?

107.)  Where is the nearest McDonalds to your house?

108.)  If you had $1 billion and you had to spend it in exactly one week, what would you spend it on? 

109.) What is the best thing you’ve ever eaten?

110.) If you could go on a trip around the world with up to three people, who would you bring (they can be people you know personally or famous people).

111.) What expletive/ explicit phrase do you say most often?

112.) What is your personal definition of success?

113.) How was your day today?

114.) What is the closest Big City you live by?

115.) Have you ever been in a car accident?

116.) Do you hide anything from your parents?

117.) If you could possess one talent, what would you be able to do?

118.) Ugly and smart or beautiful and stupid?

119.) What is the worst thing you’ve ever seen in real life?

120.) Use only 3 words to describe how you want your future to go.

121.) QUICK! give me a few things a brick could be useful for

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You Were So Brave *Steve Harrington x Reader*

Originally posted by powerpuffqirls

Requested by Anon:  Can you do a Steve Harrington based off of when they are in the junkyard and she’s freaking out and then a demidog pushes the reader to the ground and like scratches her arm and Steve hits it off of her with the bat and carries her to the bus and takes care of her. She’s Dustin’s sister. And can you make it fluffy, please?
Pairings: Dustin Henderson x Sibling! Reader & Steve Harrington x Reader
Warnings: Possible Season 2 Stranger Things spoilers, swearing - cause Dustin is a lil’ shit & Steve is Steve! 
A/N: My first Stranger Things/ Steve Harrington thing, so go easy on me guys. I have fallen in love with Harrington guy, despite not wanting to. Also, I always call Dustin, Dusty, Idk why– it’s a thing me and my sister say when walking about him– so, the reader has given Dustin that nickname. - Rosalie



You watched as the group of kids, plus Steve Harrington, for some reason, placed scrap metal against an old school bus in the old junkyard. They didn’t notice you, too preoccupied with whatever they are doing. You frowned, crossing your arms as you tried to figure out what the little shits were up to. Talking amongst themselves, Steve saying how they only have forty minutes of daylight left.

“Shit!” You hear your little brother, Dustin, mutter as he finally notices you.

“My sentiments exactly, Dusty.” You smile as you begin to walk over to the group, all dropping their scraps and trying to act ‘casual’ and ‘normal’. “I have three simple questions,” you hold up your left hand displaying three fingers to your little brother who sighs with annoyance. “One, what the fuck did you do to Mews? Two, why are you suddenly hanging around with Steve Harrington of all people? And Three, what the shit are you doing in the junkyard?” You crossed your arms, staring directly at your brother who struggled to find the answers to all of those questions, you raised an eyebrow.

Dustin sighed with slight frustration. “Okay, listen. You’re my older sister and I love you, but can I be interrogated after I’m done here?” He asked also raising an eyebrow, you shake your head. “We’re about to fight Demogorgon that I kept as a pet, not realising it was one; it ate Mews. No one answered my Code Red, got Steve because he’s a badass with a baseball bat, plus fortifying this place and you’re here wasting our precious time.” He breathed finally, placing his hands on his hips for emphasis.

You sighed softly and uncrossed your arms, looking at your brother and his friend Lucas. “I know you two have been through a lot, especially after last year, I get it. But, Dusty, you gotta stop with this Demo-whatever-bullshit.” He sighed loudly and rolled his eyes, “So, what, I’m expected to believe that a dimensional demon killed our cat?” He nods at you, curls falling in front of his face as you sigh and look expectantly at Steve Harrington, “And you’re going along with their silly games?”  

“They’re telling the truth,” Steve shrugs, holding a baseball bat with nails sticking out of it.

“Alright, fine. I’m staying, prove me wrong, little brother.” Dustin just smiles and nods, leading you towards the school bus that they had all fortified for the ‘fight’.

*

You sat against the window, peeking out beside Dustin and Steve. It had just gotten dark and the junkyard looked eerily scary at this time of night, a light fog swept across the ground and the cars creaked against the soft winter wind. You huffed out of boredom, raising your eyebrows as you saw no Demogorgon appear. Dustin had tried to explain the ‘real’ events that happened last year, you tried to believe it, you really did but it was just too ridiculous to believe.

“Since when does Steve Harrington, King of Hawkins High, hang out with kids?” You whispered to Steve, smiling as he chuckled.

He sighed softly. “Honestly, your brother can be very demanding.” You nodded in agreement, “He’s not lying, by the way. Wish he was, wish I didn’t see it but it happened, all of it.” You frowned slightly, nodding slowly at his words. “Besides didn’t you hear? Billy Hargrove is the new king.” He rolls his brown eyes, his voice mixed with annoyance at the new guy.

Before you can say anything. “Ten O’clock,” Lucas shouts, you all rush to look out of the window. Squinting through the fog to see it, you chuckle inwardly at the shadow of the Demogorgon… a dog. It’s a dog, you roll your eyes.

“It’s just a dog.” You mutter, the sounds it makes sounds as though it is sick or something, you look at Dustin who is talking to Steve about why it isn’t going to the meat. “It’s sick, probably a stray. I don’t see the big deal,” you stand up and instantly Dustin is trying to block your way. “Dusty, I tried to listen to you and I even gave you the benefit of the doubt but I will not be made a fool of.” You push past him and open the doors, stepping outside.

It seems a lot darker when you step out of the bus, a lot colder too. A chill shivers down your spine as you walk towards the dog, the noises or growls, whatever sounds it makes, are louder and terrifying. You stop walking and the fog clears a little, you gasp softly once you see the dog up close. It’s furless and skinny, a black and yellowish, hints of green colour to it. The face, if you could even call it that, was something from a nightmare.

You step backwards, your back hitting something hard, yet soft. “Don’t move.” It’s Steve, you want to laugh because you’re literally frozen in place. “That’s some ugly dog.” Steve tries to mutter a joke, only he can feel you shaking in fear as you stare at the thing before you. You can hear someone yell at Steve, only you can’t hear them, your focus trained on the monster in front as it stalks silently towards you both.

Steve pushes you out of the way as two more pounce from behind; you fall to the floor just a few feet away from the bus. You sit up, instantly regretting it because the blood rushes to your head makes you dizzy. You hear Dustin, Lucas and Max, all yelling at you and you turn just in time to see a demogorgon jump at you. The little strength you have you manage to roll and face it, pushing your hands out to stop it from fully jumping on you. It feels disgusting as it looks, slimy and sticky, you scream slightly as it’s face opens up. Rows, upon rows, of sharp teeth stare directly back at you.

You’re too distracted to feel the claw of its foot scratch your shoulder and collarbone, you try to push it off as it’s saliva dripped down onto your face. You see Steve run up and swing the bat, hitting the demogorgon on the head, sweeping it off of you. He leans down and helps pull you up, wrapping an arm around your waist and essentially carrying you back towards the bus where the kids are waiting for you. You both fall into the bus, Lucas and Max shutting the doors before the monsters get in.

Your heart is racing in your chest, you can hear the blood thumping around your body as well as the demogorgons outside, trying to get in and kill you. You feel the bus rattle with every push they make, you can hear the growls and snarls through the metal. You can’t seem to breathe, the pain in your shoulder becomes slightly unbearable too now that the adrenaline is wearing thin.

“Y/N, hey, it’s okay.” A voice startles you and a hand is pressed against your good shoulder, your eyes fly to dark brown ones that are comforting and safe. “They’re gone now, okay?” Steve’s voice is soft and calm. “We gotta get you back somewhere safe, you got a nasty cut.” Your breathing begins to even out, you follow Steve’s breathing unintentionally.

“Where’re the kids? Where’s my brother?” You ask frantically, trying to see around Steve’s body but the pain in your shoulder stops you and you hiss in agony.

Steve presses a hand against the cut, numbing it slightly. “They’re just outside, waiting for us. The demogorgons ran off, being called someplace else. We have to get going, can you stand up?” He asks, you nod.

You slowly push yourself up, facing Steve he smiles encouragingly at you. You start to see black spots in your vision, frowning slightly as the world becomes dark around you. The last thing you see is Steve’s concerned brown eyes and him calling your name, plus your little brothers.

*

“Y/N, wake up!” Your eyes blink open, straining against the dim light. “Heyyy, there she is.” Steve leaning over you, smiling slightly down at you, he helps you sit up and you don’t recognise the room you are in. “We’re at the Byers, we ran into them on the way back.” He mentions, sitting on the bed beside you.

“Is everyone okay?”

Steve smiles softly and nods. “Most, Bob Newby… unfortunately didn’t make it. Will… there’s a lot going on with that kid, that’s for sure.” You nod slightly, your shoulder feeling tender and you see it’s all bandaged up neatly. “I did the best I could, I’m used to minor injuries.” Steve shrugs and you smile.

“Thank you,” you mutter. “For just about everything today, if I wasn’t so dumb I wouldn’t have gotten in the way.”

“What you did wasn’t dumb, dangerous? Yes, but dumb? No way. I should’ve gotten to you quicker, would’ve saved you from a scratched up arm!” Steve sighs, his voice holding an air of defeat like it was his fault you got hurt tonight.

Shaking your head, you sit forward closer to him. “No, don’t do that. It could’ve been a lot worse if you weren’t there, I’m glad you were there. Protecting my brother, the kids and me, okay? You were so brave, really, Steve. I don’t even want to think what could’ve happened if you weren’t there.” You tell him sincerely, he nods looking at you, staring at you intensely.

A comforting silence surrounds you both, you only just now realise how close you are sitting next to one another. You watch as Steve’s eyes dart from your eyes to your lips, you breathe hitches slightly at the thought of him kissing you. You never gave thought to Steve Harrington, he was just Nancy’s boyfriend, your friend’s boyfriend but now… there was something different. You couldn’t place your finger on the feeling but there was something happening.

“You’re awake!” A voice startles you, you throw yourself back and muffle the slight groan of pain your feel and glance to the doorway where your brother is stood grinning like the idiot he is. “Was I interrupting something?” He asked, a mischievous grin coming upon his face and you shake your head, watching as Steve stands up.

“I’ll leave you two to talk,” Steve mutters and walks to the door, turning to see Dustin sit where he did. He catches your eye, you smile slightly before going back to listening to your brother explain everything you had missed. He sighs silently to himself, shutting the door and leaning against it. “What the fuck!”

(I didn’t know how to end it, so hopefully, this is good enough for you anon? You didn’t specify an ending. Room for a part two lol I have like 20 Steve requests, thank you to everyone who sent them in. - Rosalie)

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