why do i think these are funny

“It’s funny when people think I’m the cruel one. Have they not looked at you?”

“I would be so happy if I never had to wash another dish in my entire life.”

“The whole reason I tagged along was because you needed my help, whether you wanted it or not.”

“All I ever wanted was for you to admit that you liked having me around.”

“I just don’t understand why you don’t do anything with that gift of yours.”

“Monsters hate other monsters, don’t they?”

Have any prompts on character A pulling a prank on character B, a prank that A knows would upset B, and B getting furious with A while B is trying to hold back tears.

~~ So I literally just wrote a scene like this in my story!
-Person B has a phobia (like snakes/spiders/etc) and Person A decides to put a plastic toy version in B’s room. B figures out A is behind it and is furious. 
“I-I thought it would be funny…”
-Person B is really anxious about being late anywhere and A changes all of B’s clocks to be three hours later. B wakes up and thinks they missed class/work. Once they finally think to look at the timezone their phone was set for they get a text from A saying something like “LOL Got you.” or something. 
“Yeah because you’re always so worried about being late. This should’ve loosened you up. It’s not a big deal to be a little late sometimes.”
“Y-you don’t understand. I-I c-cant be l-late. It’s–I-you ju-just don’t u-unders-stand.” 

(So I don’t have time to write any more b/c i have a paper due today in english that I haven’t started yet *grimace* but maybe someone else has some ideas?? Lovelies? Mods? Y’all know what to do when you have a prompt to add to these requests) 

invisiblerambler  asked:

I know this isn't canon, but a big part of me believes that Jared also has anxiety and that's why he sympathizes, but also is so frustrated with Evan. I honestly wish we had more of jared's backstory since he seems to be so reduced to a stereotype

I agree. I do think it’s fun to have Jared be a Funny Boy and a Jokester (because he definitely is, from what we’re shown), but I really would like to know even more about what goes on inside Jared’s head. My curiosity is especially piqued from the exchange between Evan and Jared during ‘Good For You’, even though that part is excluded from the cast album. There could really be something behind it, but unfortunately we can’t know just from the source material.

anonymous asked:

i feel like elena values what stefan says more than anyone else, like she's always ready to be done with damon but then he'll spew some bs (i love him but the de cheerleader lines were awful) and she'll believe it because she trusts him so much.. which is why i think if he didn't encourage her back to damon or rather said she should move on, she'd do it in a heartbeat

I agree. It’s funny because when Stefan imparts wisdom or advice or encouragement on Elena, she nods her head because she truly believes what he says and I haven’t really seen her do that with anyone else:

or it’s in her expression, you see the words influence her:

like her trust is so intrinsic and natural, which is why Stefan was needed to keep DE going.

If you love me so much, why do you hurt me?

i don’t know
i hate you
or i love you

i don’t know
why i keep reaching out
to grasp at nothing

you’d think i’d realize
it’s fruitless
loving someone who
doesn’t give me the time of day

but we cannot choose
who we love
and who we hate
anymore than how
the moon pulls at the oceans

the silly thing is
i know you love me
you’ve said it countless times
but if you truly
do love me
just as much as you
say you do
then why
do you not
realize just how much
i need you

actions speak
louder than words
how much truth
is behind that

-5 a.m thoughts put into words for once

anonymous asked:

If you make a joke (referring to those 'fanon character' posts) and people call you out for it, is that really the fandom taking them too seriously, or are you just not as funny as you like to think you are?

I personally didn’t think those fanon posts were really that funny, honestly. But a lot of people thought they were hilarious so… Really, its up to someone’s sense of humor. Even if you might not find these posts funny, they’re still a joke. If a few people are pissy about, whatever. Move on. 

Those fanon posts were simply jokes and were never meant to be taken so seriously? I don’t understand why these posts are such a big deal when actual people are doing much worse things in this fandom. If was harmless fun. 

So honestly, I think both. I’m not saying i’m a hilarious person, everyone has a different sense of humor and that’s ok. But I do feel like some people are taking it wayy to seriously. 

more funny conversations with my brother
  • me: you now that you have the same haircut as Dan
  • brother: no no no no no no no
  • me: except your fringe is on the right instead of the left
  • brother: ......
  • me: *big grin on my face* and you both have the same birthday except different years
  • brother: what noooooooo
  • me: *laughs*
  • brother: *grins* hey do you think when i'm older i'll end up looking like Dan and get a best friend called Phil and have a YouTube channel and become more popular than Dan
  • me: that's not how life works but ok XD

I like to think maybe Robbie has some strength to his frame from messing around with so many metal parts and dragging around giant canons and everything else he does that in a moment of emergency he just picks up Sportakook (bridal or over his shoulder, either way) and runs for dear life instead of Sportanerd grabbing him and everyone is confused and Sportacute is flustered because no one has carried him since he was a young babe and Robbie is confused as of why Sportaflop is so red and– yea… but

We need more Stronger-than-we-thought-he-was Robbie Rotten

Hey, A friend commissioned me to do a Dan.Va with a selfie game and I thought it was funny so I hope you enjoy it as well.

I’m so sorry.

Russel calls Mistajam
  • Mistajam: Hello?
  • Russel: Hello.
  • Mistajam: ..Hello?
  • Russel: Who dis.
  • Mistajam: It's jam-
  • Russel: Who dis.
  • Mistajam: It's jam.
  • Russel: Ohh, jaammmm
*watching movie, finding material for SDM*

*watches Daphne hold onto bridge*

*watches Daphne grab something out of her purse before it falls into the waterfall*

Me: “…um? Daphne? I really don’t think this is the time for a smoke, it’s– wait, why does  a children’s movie have ci–”

Me: “OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, it’s floss! That’s a relief, it totally looked li–…”

*thinks for a second*

Me: “…wait, do women just carry an extra-large thing of floss with them everywhere they go?


In which Genos is easily impressed by everything Saitama does p.2 ???

Egg n’ Toaster  ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎

“how can you like lazytown??”

“it’s meant for kids?? why do you like it so much???”

“i can’t believe you would like something so childish”

“i get liking it for nostalgic reasons, but come on how are you SO obsessed with lazytown??”

“it was just funny for the memes, the actual show isn’t entertaining at all”

“stop talking about lazytown, it’s really annoying”