why do i stan this guy

anonymous asked:

Tag you're it! Ship each member of bts with a mutual excluding yourself! Go!

Okayyy, let’s do it!!!~

Joon - @mart-art idk why, but I shipped her even before she was into kpop, and it was Joon and Jimin, so there you go hahah

Jin - @the-third-guy-from-the-left i mean look at this url, also one of the first Jin stans I talked to, so I just associate Kim with him hahah

 Yoongs - @likebreakofdawn duuuuuuuuh, pacakes forever otp

Hobi - @jungkook-gifs yoonseok ftw!!!!

Jimin - @adsuro so smol and cute I’m telling you hahah otp

Tae - @jeylovestoblog pfffffffff yeah, IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION???

Jungkook - @gloomybow1 he just needs you gurllllll

anonymous asked:

jihoon fans are so annoying like they are so defensive like were just stating our opinion and they go all wild stating things that why we should not hate him. i dont hate jihoon. i just dislike his fans

ok…calm down u guys let’s not fight amongst ourselves ;; everyone has annoying fans. there are always going to be people complaining about different things because there’s always going to be something people dislike and there’s never going to be something that people will be completely satisfied with. not every jihoon stan is like that and not every other stan is nice. I get annoyed when some people complain about certain things to do w svt but I don’t let it get to me. it’s really not that deep we’re here to support and love the boys if someone annoys you then just ignore it. if they’re directly targeting you that’s a different story but otherwise just..let’s not say stuff like this about each other ;;

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you need to watch the full video, trust me

honestly i’m so tired of people treating makeup and fashion like they can’t be hobbies. like it’s all right for a guy to know every player on every sports team or every car model but when a girl knows every makeup brand or every hand bag on the market she’s a brainless superficial ditz. like it’s a hobby and it doesn’t inhibit us from knowing about politics or what’s going on in the world, so why do assholes care so much that we also know every lipstick shade mac has ever come out with???

Once Upon a Time

Bucky x Reader Oneshot

Summary – You and Bucky bond over a shared love for fairy tale endings.

Warnings – Pure fluff…be warned…it could rot your teeth out!

Word Count – 2,381

Notes – This is a birthday fic to the beautifully sweet Mariana @buckysberrie.  Happy Birthday my dear!!  If any of you have ever read one of her fic reviews, you’ll know how much she loves her inner dialogue.  I’ve written her a Bucky fic in this style before and it turned out really cute!  I hope this one is just as adorable.  For those of you who watch OUAT, I didn’t start with this season…you’ll see why when you read it!   As always, feel free to leave me any comments or feedback!

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Originally posted by myreblogpage0


Words in italics are the Reader’s internal dialogue

When the Quinjet touched down on the roof of the Avengers Compound in Upstate New York, all you could think about was a hot shower, something to eat, and a Netflix binge of your newest favorite TV show.  You and Wanda had been undercover for the past month and you had just made it the end of Season One of Once Upon a Time.  You were desperate to get caught up so you could watch the newest season live this fall.

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Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (Sebastian Stan x Reader) Pt. 4

Princess97:  I’ve decided I’m going to be a porn star.

Sebastian let out a small snort as he read the message on his phone. Ever since the picture exchange, the two of you had been texting nonstop. You moved on from the silly chatroom and gave each other your real phone numbers. It was a risky move on his behalf, but being the typical Leo he was, Sebastian liked to live dangerously every once in a while.

SexySeaBass82: Pornhub or Brazzers?

He snickered like a child as he sent the text, grinning like an idiot. He looked back up at the set before him. He had just finished filming an exhausting, yet epic fight scene which he was highly proud of. The dull ache in his muscles let him know ahead of time that he’d be feeling everything tonight.

Princess97: You perv! pornhub is where the mula is.

SexySeaBass82: I think it’s safe to say that I’d be your biggest fan, doll face.

Princess97: You know what I just realized?

Sebastian cackled as he typed his witty reply and hit the send button with lightning speed.

SexySeaBass82: That I’m daddy material? ;)

Princess97: No, that you’re probably older than electricity.

SexySeaBass82: I know you can’t see it, but I’m giving you the middle finger right now. (:

He set his phone down as soon as he saw Anthony and Jeremy making their way over to him. The two men were arguing about which character could take who. Of course, Anthony was convinced Falcon could destroy Hawkeye, but Jeremy was having none of it.

“All I’d have to do is shoot you out of the sky!”

“Not before Red Wing gets his sights on you!”

Sebastian fought the urge to laugh at the two as they stood in front of him. “Seb, tell him the truth before I do.” Anthony reasoned. Jeremy snorted, taking a sip from his water bottle. He’d never say it out loud, but Sebastian was a huge fan of Hawkeye, and when it came down to it, he felt Falcon would take a beating from the archer.

“Nope!” he held up his hands in defense. “I’m not taking any part of this! I’m like Bucky, completely innocent.”

Before any of them could reply, Sebastian’s text tone went off, causing the three men to jump and peer down at his phone. His phone, which was glowing, the text showing the following words:

Princess97: I wonder what else you can give me. ;)

“Oh, damn!” Anthony cackled as he snatched the phone from the chair. “Who is Princess97?”

Sebastian immediately shot up from his seat and wrestled the phone out of the man’s hand. Jeremy bent over, his hands on his knees as he cackled loudly. He would never let this go, Sebastian was sure of it. One sentence, and the entire cast would know of his little flirty texting buddy.

“None of your damn business!” he spat, placing his phone in his pocket.

“Ninety seven doesn’t stand for the actual year, does it?” Anthony teased, elbowing Jeremy as they roared with laughter.

“Hey Seb,” Jeremy chimed in. “What kind of formula do you give her?”

The two men burst into hysterics, catching the eyes of several crew members. Usually, Sebastian would have laughed along, but instead, he felt his face heating up with embarrassment. You weren’t that young. Hell, there’s a lot of people who talk to younger people, so what was the deal? You were of legal age, which was totally fine. Then again, his mom would probably give him a slap if she found out he was flirting with a nineteen year old.

“For your information,” he sassed, sitting back into his seat. “She’s really hot. Get with the winning team, guys.”

“Who’s hot?”

The three men turned around to see a very exhausted Chris in his stealth suit. He scratched the back of his head lazily as he peered between the men curiously.

“Sebastian here’s got himself some jailbait.” Jeremy spoke before taking off towards his trailer before Sebastian could catch him. Chris furrowed his brows as he looked over at his friend. This was absolutely not how he planned this to get out.

“What’s all this talk about jailbait?” he asked as he took the seat beside him. Seb groaned and placed his head in his hands.

“It’s literally all lies,” he told him. “She’s perfectly legal, just a bit younger.”

“How young?” Chris asked, his brow raising in disappointment.

“Nineteen.” Sebastian answered after a long silence.

“Oh thank goodness,” Chris breathed dramatically, placing his hand over his left boob once again. “I thought you meant she was young.”

“She is young.” He admitted. “Fifteen years.”

Chris let out a snort as he pulled out his phone. “Well, Seabass,” he sung as he unlocked his phone.

Make sure you burp her after feeding her, m’kay?” he teased before sprinting off as fast as he could in the same direction Jeremy ran in. 

Sebastian sighed, sinking into his seat.

What on earth was he going to do with these idiots?


You were snuggled on your sofa, scrolling through your Tumblr dashboard, when you heard the theme song of one of your favorite TV shows being to play. It was The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. You loved that guy more than anything, he could always cheer you up when you felt down. 

“Good evening folks, our guest tonight is the one and only…Sebastian Stan!” 

Immediately, your ears perked up at the name. That was the actor Sebastian was in love with. Your head cocked to the side as you realized the two men had the same first names. You shrugged, it was probably a coincidence, right? 

“Here’s your tea, Y/N!” your roommate chimed as she handed you a matching mug. You gave her a quick smile before returning your gaze to the TV. 

“So Sebastian,” Stephen said. “I understand you and Anthony Mackie are quite the duo on set.” You found your eyes focused on the actor’s face, taking in his features. You understood why Sebastian was obsessed with this guy. He was freaking gorgeous. And that jawline -man, that looked like it could cut diamonds. And those steel blue eyes! He was a total babe. 

“Yeah, we’ve grown pretty close these past few months. We even gave each other nicknames.” Stan said as he giggled, his face turning a deep red. 

“Oh? Do share these nicknames, Sebastian!” Stephen mused, earning a bunch of cheers from the crowd, mostly from women. 

You took a sip of your tea, your eyes set on the blue eyed man on the screen as he said the following words. 

“Well, he likes to call me Sexy Sea Bass.” 

The tea in your mouth sprayed all over the screen in front of you, even landing on your roommate’s lap as well as yours. She let out a shriek before jumping out of her seat and pointing an accusing finger at you. 

“What the fuck, Y/N?” she exclaimed, her face twisting into a scowl. 

You stared at the screen, your eyes completely wide with distraught as the man repeated the nickname for a second time. 

“Yeah man, I’m telling you,” he laughed along with Stephen.

 “He calls me Sexy Sea Bass!”

-Fin!

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Also, if I tagged you in the wrong fics, pls let me know as well!

Tags for this series are closed babez ;(

Today, I fucked up... by thinking my friend was Satan for several years

Ok, so this fuck up actually occurred between 5th and 6th grade. I’m 25 now and this is still easily the biggest fuck up of my life…so far.

When I was in elementary, I made friends with a boy on the playground named Stan. Stan was a good kid. He was smart, loved to play, listened to his parents; you know, all the good stuff. Well right around that time, the Catholic church my family had been going to for several years brought in a new priest. This guy was one of those fire and brimstone type guys. You know, the kind of guy that would stand in the quad of his local state college screaming at the harlots and Jezebels walking by. This priest pretty much rewrote the Sunday School curriculum to put the fear of God into his children. Needless to say, my education in faith changed from learning about the Golden Rule and being kind to others to learning what Satan would do to me if I touched my ‘Holy Place’. That is the first time I had heard of this guy, Satan. I had learned about the Devil, lucifer, Adam, and Eve, but not this mean guy Satan. Now, you’re probably thinking to yourself “The Devil, Lucifer, Satan, Beelzebub - they’re all the same being!” Yes, you are right. But to a very young child who’s only interaction with any of these names is in the antagonist of stories, I didn’t make the connection they were the same. Keep in mind, my previous priest was amazing. He understood that you can’t put fear into children and worked diligently to help us find the beauty within our own faith. This new guy was different. He wanted you to know early and often who and what Satan was. Unfortunately for me, I apparently had some sort of ADD/ADHD/Dyslexia (I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention) and confused the word Satan with Stan.

As you can imagine, I was very confused. How could Stan, such a good guy and friend, hurt people? The thought terrified me. From that moment forward I feared any wrongdoing in front of Stan as I thought he would punish me. I actively avoided him at school, to the point in which we stopped being friends. I kept my eye on him from a distance…just waiting to see what horrible things he would do to people. I never told my parents about why Stan and I stopped being friends and I assume they didn’t notice. This continued for a few years, until the summer between 5th and 6th grade. Stan and I ran into each other at our local pool. As I walked through the front gate our eyes met and I went white. My parents recognized Stan and his family and immediately went over there to socialize, forcing me to actually talk with him. That’s when it happened: Stan asked me why I don’t play with him anymore. So many emotions exploded at that moment and I shouted, in front of his family, “Because you hurt people who do bad things!” My parents, his parents, hell half of the pool just stared at us. All was quiet until my mother cleared her throat and asked me where I had heard that. “Mom, Reverend Endofdays said Stan punishes people who do bad things!” Everyone just stared at me, blankly. “Honey…[Long Pause]…I think you mean Satan.” It took several minutes, but I realized the extent of my fuck up. For several years I had been operating under the assumption that my friend was the King of Hell.

Fast forward a few years, Stan and I are still pretty close friends. Though he moved away after highschool, we still joke about this incident.

TL;DR: I thought my friend Stan was Satan for several years. I was wrong.

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Perfect Strangers (M)

Moodboard : Sex in black and white x Stranger Jackson

Title : Perfect Strangers

Words : 1561 

Author : Myself

Genre : Smut, MATURE

Warning : Cursing, Oral sex, explicit.

Summary : Boring parties lead to not so boring encounters. You end up spending the night with a stranger you met there, and it’s anything but dull.

AN : It’s pretty random, I don’t even know why I wrote this lol don’t judge me. Also, I dedicate this to all the thirsty Jackson stans out there. 

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It’s crazy. You’re not somebody who likes doing this, and even more since you’re sober.

But this guy is incredible.

This post-exam party had been boring from the beginning. Your best friend had let you alone to hook up with some fuckboy and it had been not so exciting from there. You were alone and except from the weird creeps trying to flirt with you, nothing was coming your way.

But him. This cute guy who was looking for his friend only found you in the huge house, and you spoke for hours before you both decided you needed more than casual talks and cheap alcohol.

So you had invited him to your place, which was close to the party, and after a lot of foreplay -which was absolutely awesome- you were now completely naked on your bed, while he was showing you how deep his desire towards you was.

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I was trying to do this since yesterday omg why. It took me a while to draw the piggy and kyle’s face -3- 

but heeyyy im doneee and wha what what??? a background??? gasp. i do backgrounds guys. r u proud of me yet??

anyway, hope you like it and have a nice day! 

South park belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone!

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I can’t believe people are actually complaining when jimin is getting love and appreciations. to the point of accusing jimin stans of thumbing down comments about other members to make those comments disappear and make it all abt jimin. Are they new to youtube? Isnt youtube deleting comments all the time recently? My comments from 4 hours ago just vanished and i’m pretty sure it was about jimin so how’d you explain that? 💩💩

How can u ask other armys to “love all the boys equally” and then proceed to complain when a member that isn’t your bias is praised (rightfully so)? If u cant stand another member getting some love and attention then that just means u never appreciate all 7 of them in the first place.

Armys: *give alot of attentions to a member that isnt their bias under a video*
Fakeass armys: why talk about ___ only?! what about mY BIASS?? YOU GUYS SHOULD LOVE THE M E QUALLY!! ! BANGTAN IS 7! !!
Armys: *give alot of attentions to their bias under another video*
Fakeass armys:

time to answer some asks

gallivanting through this and that dimension I suppose although they do visit the kids from time to time

Bill: Whaaaaat? Me? Perish the thought.

(P.S. The guy above was, in fact, totally trying to hit on the Dip)

Dipper doesn’t like waking up early in the morning but Bill kind of does so whenever Dipper emerges from their bedroom Bill’s always there to greet him with a stack of pancakes/waffles and a hearty here come dat boi

(Bill knows about memes because he researched on them in order to blend into the college scene better and he totally became a huge memelord)

yes I can… so I picture Dipper as a badass heavyweight and Bill only got this out of him after, like, 6 shots of tequila. (also Eric as in Eric Cartman because why the fuck not lmao jk)

Bill: His ideal person is still frustratingly vague… I don’t understand it.

Concept: gay af metrosexual Dipper


LMAO I’M SO SORRY THESE HAVE BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR LIKE SO LONG I PROMISE I WILL WORK ON THE OTHERS FML

“Together, we form a necessary paradox,                                                                                   not a senseless contradiction”


For @lovesehunright‘s upcoming Hogwarts!AU 

[Gryffindor!Chanyeol X Ravenclaw!Reader]

Okay… so I may have gotten a little carried away in the excitement of things, but you can’t expect me to not freak out about this stuff

Bucky: How was your night?

Steve: Not bad. I had a lot more fun with Tony than I thought I would.

Bucky: [narrows his eyes] What exactly do you mean by that?

Steve: Well, turns out he really knows how to help a guy loosen up and have a good time. Although, truth be told, my groin is a little worse for wear.

[Bucky hits Steve in the shoulder with his metal hand]

Steve: OW! Why did you do that?

Bucky: To send you a message. He is not for you!

Steve: What?

Bucky: [growls] NOT FOR YOU!

A Lesson in Love (The Chance Meeting)

Summary: (College!AU) In which you’re assigned to write a story about romance, a subject you know nothing about, and Bucky, a hopeless romantic, offers you his assistance.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 2.304

“A Lesson in Love” Masterlist + Soundtrack

@avengerstories - have I told you lately that I love you (and your editing assistance)?

Originally posted by metal-armed-jesus

“Good evening,” an older man greets as soon as you enter the quaint, off-campus bookstore. His white hair is tucked under a hat and a pair of lightly tinted, thick-framed glasses sits on the bridge of his nose. “How can I help you today, Miss –”

“Y/N,” you insert, unraveling the scarf from around your neck. Outside, it was freezing. Inside this store, it’s comfortably warm.

“Miss Y/N,” he repeats in a voice that matches the calm ambiance of the store. “I’m Stan, the owner of this establishment.”

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Originally posted by rowdy-redhead

Prompt: Hi! I love these stories, and I have a request. So I know you have a story that is similar like this and I love it, I was just wondering if you can do one where they are on a press tour instead of just a panel ? I love the idea of being asked questions with the cast. I’m sorry if this is too much of a bother but it would be cool if you could do it thanks for reading this😁
Word Count: 686
Warnings:
Author’s Note:

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