why do i not have a boyfriend

  • alec: did you sit in a pile of sugar?
  • magnus: ? ? ?
  • alec: 'cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • magnus: :) :) :)
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Jealousy - Stiles Stilinski Imagine

Request: Hi can I please have a stiles imagine where the reader and stiles have been dating for 2 years now and he starts ignoring her and she doesn’t know why. But then they have a fight because he is jealous of her and Theo doing a science project together but the reader hates Theo. She reassures stiles in many ways that she loves him. (Btw little character trait that reader has is her heart flutters every time stiles mentioned that he is her boyfriend)

A/N: I don’t know how I feel about this one, I’ve kinda had writers block lately but I’m hoping it’s gone for now? Anyway I hope you like it!


“Hey Stiles,” you breathe out into your phone “It’s me again, jus-just call me back ok?” You hung up the phone and headed back over to the table where Theo was sitting. 

“Trouble in paradise?” Theo laughed, twirling his pen in his hand. You ignored him and sat down in your seat at the dining table. “C’mon Y/N, I can make you feel better” Theo’s arm slipped around your shoulders. You quickly removed his arm and turned to look at him.

“Theo, I will never want to do anything with you. The only reason we are doing this project together is because I couldn’t swap partners. So you are gonna put in an effort and we are going to finish this on time and I can only hope we get a B. Are we clear?” Your voice was stern and Theo held your gaze for a moment before he turned to the table and started writing. You smiled at a defeated Theo and began to work on your presentation for your class.


It had been two weeks since you started your science project with Theo and it was due today. You had both been working together every day, even weekends, and honestly you were sick of him. But the worst part of the whole thing was that you had barely seen or spoke to Stiles for the past 2 weeks. He wouldn’t return your calls or texts and out of nowhere Scott and Stiles had disappeared for a few days.

You were just about to head to your science class when you saw Stiles at his locker at the end of the hall. You quickly rushed over to him and tapped him on the shoulder.

“Hey, where have you been?” Stiles turned to face you. You were kind of annoyed at him because he had basically ghosted you for the past few weeks but you were mainly worried about him.

“We were just away dealing with some pack stuff,” he mumbled and turned back to his locker to grab some books. 

“You kinda went off the grid Stiles, I was worried” you placed your hand on his shoulder. “I’ve missed you, it’s been boring without you.” You gave him a soft smile.

“I’m sure you’ve been busy with Theo.” He closed his locker and began walking down the hall.

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Harrie TAG

I was tagged by my babes @stylishmuser // @aqua-harry and @1989rosesxx. Thank you, girls! xx

I’m supposed to tag ten people, so… @permanentcross // @trulymadlysydney  // @tigerthightat // @cuddlemusclestyles // @johnlennon-harrystyles​ // @tattoed-angel-harry // @harrysbunshun // @whoopsharrystyles // @kasiwrites and @overad!

Let’s do this!

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Favorite look:

I’ll have to pick two, cause one it’s just NOT ENOUGH!

So, as everyone knows already, the gold and black patterned Gucci suit:

And, something more casual and cozy and boyfriend-y:

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If NEWS member was your best friend...
  • You: Hey do you wanna hang out tomorrow?
  • Shige: Nah, I have to turn in my first draft by the end of the week and I'm behind. Maybe on Sunday.
  • Massu: Why not? Shopping? I needed a new shirt anyways.
  • K-chan: Tomorrow,,, bro. I have every.
  • Tego: Sorry, I have my first futsal tournament of the season^^.
  • You: What you doing?
  • Shige: Preparing my rods for tomorrow! I'm gonna go fishing with Ohno-kun at 6. Going for that tuna, you know?
  • Massu: Just staring at my clothes. Look, I just got this from one of my favorite brands today. Doesn't it look sick?
  • K-chan: Enjoying my rice. Want some?
  • Tego: (focusing)...Oh me?...Monster Hunter.
  • You: I have been thinking about breaking up with my boyfriend... I feel like it's not working out anymore...
  • Shige: Hmmm...
  • K-chan: Aw I'm sorry. I can have a talk with him if you want.
  • Massu: You have a boyfriend!? Since when!??
  • Tego: Break up if you're unhappy. Break up right away, find someone else. Screw him. Do you know how many guys are there in this world? Countless!

anonymous asked:

Do people not understand Louis and Harry are not out right now and their friends and family know that and act accordingly? Also If ed said he didn't want to answer the question it would be suspicious and there would be thousands of articles about Ed not trusting Harry around his girlfriend.

i don’t understand why people take what harry/louis’ families and friends (famous or not) say at face value. obviously they’re not going to out h&l? what do people expect them to say? i’d take what most of their famous friends say with a grain of salt, especially. the only person whose come close to outing harry is pretty much just nick.

exactly! like they’re not gonna go “ACTUALLY harry doesn’t have a girlfriend because he has a boyfriend that goes by the name louis” i don’t know what people expect this is how closeting is

akutagawahakuryuunosuke  asked:

For the drabble 62 + 91 with Taeil please hehehe thank you

Don’t send in anymore numbers please, thanks ^^

91. “Tell me you need me.”

“Tell me you need me.”

“What if I don’t though? What if I really need like, a pair of socks instead?” Your boyfriend sighs next to you and pulls his lips away from your ear, frowning at you.

“I’m trying to be sexy, Y/N. Why do you have to ruin it?” Taeil asks. You look at him and frown yourself.

“You’re trying to be sexy while we watch cartoons? What is wrong with you?” Taeil sighs again and stands up. He walks around the couch, putting two hands on your shoulders and leaning down to kiss the top of your head.

“I’m going to bed. When you need me, I’ll be there.”

“Wait, but we were watching cartoons- Taeil! Wait, come back!”

“when youre in a relationship youre SUPPOSED to fight sometimes!” WHY???? why the fuck is “me and my partner are able to work things out in a way other than having a big argument” bad??? i never want to push my boyfriend into a situation where we’re both angry and upset because the only way i could communicate something was yelling at him. thats fucked up if im really upset about something i know i can just tell my boyfriend…. i trust him…. 

like obviously even healthy, happy couples do have arguments sometimes but the idea that your relationship is bad because you Never fight is like the dumbest shit ive ever heard in my life 

why do i have access to the interwebs why didnt my mom just made me delete all social media when she found out i was trying to get a boyfriend through the hungarian version of neopets?

anonymous asked:

How do you feel about (legal) big age differences in shipping?

Depends on the age and people I guess but I really don’t care. My best friend and her boyfriend have a huge age gap. Sam and I have a small age gap.

Fiction wise I dig age gaps hence why I like Brian with Matt. 👌

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D: …are you wooing me, Potter?

H: is it working?


well Sirius’ bike had to end up somewhere and I think Harry would gladly take that burden, especially if he can pick up his boyfriend from work or sth so they can be 100 % ostentatious 

besides, Harry still hates flooing imo.


the leather jacket was somehow a success so I thought why not go all the way but I was so wrong omgggg sorry for the extremely oversimplified bike but I had no patience with it. also, I figured it would have to be a bit bigger if Hagrid could comfortably ride it? idk

I’m never doing this again I’m not even joking lmao 

Ask my muse out!

“So are you seeing anyone at the moment?”

“Are you single by any chance?”

“Do you want to go out on a date with me?”

“I’m not going to the party with anyone, you’re not going with anyone. Shall we go together?”

“It’s taken me a while to pluck up the courage to ask but, do you like me?”

“You. Me. Date night. What do you say?”

“You’re no longer going alone, I’ll be your date.”

“Are you too shy to ask me out? Is that why I’m going to have to do it?”

“Do you have a girlfriend… or a boyfriend at all?”

“You wouldn’t happen to be dating at the moment, would you?”

“Look, I like you. I want to know if anything is going to come of it.”

“I have the house to myself, a bottle of wine and warm, comfortable sheets. Would you like to share that?”

“I’ve never asked anyone out before but with you I think I’ll have to.”

“Do you want to get out of here? Go somewhere private?”

“Would you be interested in going out with me some time?”

send me a number

send me a number and I’ll answer the question cause I’m a bored potato (credit to whoever wrote this questions)

  • 1 - Who was the last person you texted?
  • 2 - When is your birthday?
  • 3 - Who do you want to be with right now?
  • 4 - What sports do you play?
  • 5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?
  • 6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?
  • 7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?
  • 8 - What do you feel right now?
  • 9 - What chocolate is your favorite?
  • 10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?
  • 11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?
  • 12 - Who is your favorite blogger?
  • 13 - Where do you want to be right now?
  • 14 - What do you want to be in the future?
  • 15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?
  • 16 - Are you happy?
  • 17 - Who do you miss?
  • 18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?
  • 19 - What was the best thing you were given?
  • 20 - Who was the last person who called you?
  • 21 - What is your favorite dish?
  • 22 - Who is your bestfriend?
  • 23 - What is your biggest regret?
  • 24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?
  • 25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with?
  • 26 - Name someone pretty.
  • 27 - Who was the last person you hugged?
  • 28 - What kind of music do you listen to?
  • 29 - Are you over your past?
  • 30 - Who is the last person in your contacts?
  • 31 - What kind of person do you want to date?
  • 32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?
  • 33 - From whom was the last text message you received?
  • 34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?
  • 35 - How’s your heart?
  • 36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?
  • 37 - Do you like someone as of the moment?
  • 38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?
  • 39 - Do you have any phobias?
  • 40 - Did you try to change for a person?
  • 41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?
  • 42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?
  • 43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?
  • 44 - Name someone you can’t live without.
  • 45 - Describe your dream date.
  • 46 - Describe your dream wedding.
  • 47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?
  • 48 - Have you ever been kissed?
  • 49 - How long is your longest relationship?
  • 50 - Do you regret your past?
  • 51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?
  • 52 - Have you ever cried over someone?
  • 53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?
  • 54 - Are you a crybaby?
  • 55 - Do people praise you for your looks?
  • 56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?
  • 57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?
  • 58 - Do you like getting hurt?
  • 59 - Does anyone hate you?
  • 60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?
  • 61 - What hair color do you prefer?
  • 62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?
  • 63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?
  • 64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?
  • 65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?
  • 66 - Can you live without internet?
  • 67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone?
  • 68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?
  • 69 - Are you a crybaby?
  • 70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?
  • 71 - Are you a KPOP fan?
  • 72 - Do you study hard?
  • 73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?
  • 74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight?
  • 75 - Have you ever ridden a boat?
  • 76 - Did you have an accident last year?
  • 77 - What kind of person are you?
  • 78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?
  • 79 - Have you ever been jealous?
  • 80 - How can you prove your love to someone?
  • 81 - What are you thinking right now?
  • 82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?
  • 83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?
  • 84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?
  • 85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?
  • 86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?
  • 87 - Do you have trust issues?
  • 88 - Are you broken-hearted?
  • 89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?
  • 90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?
  • 91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?
  • 92 - Who do you want to marry?
  • 93 - Do you believe in destiny?
  • 94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?
  • 95 - How do you look right now?
  • 96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?
  • 97 - Have you found your true love?
  • 98 - What should you be doing right now?
  • 99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.
  • 100 - What is your sexual orientation?
  • 101 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough?
  • 102 - How old are you?
  • 103 - What age do you get mistaken for?
  • 104 - Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 105 - What is your OTP?
  • 106 - What is your favorite book/series?
  • 107 - Who is your favoroite author?
  • 108 - What is your favoite band?
  • 109 - What is your favorite TV show?
  • 110 - What is your favorite movie?
  • 111- Post a picture of yourself.
  • 112 - Post an old picture of yourself.
  • 707: ATTENTION!!
  • Yoosung: What? What happened? What?
  • 707: Nothing...just want you to pay attention to me. ;)

i won’t fear love

         happy sciles day, everybody!
What the Heck I Gotta Do?


Note: Okay, so this came out cuter than intended? I have no regrets tho. I recommend you listen to the song while you read. :) Also, Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Americans.

Word Count: 1376

Pairing: Anthony Ramos x Reader

Warnings: So much fluff, like, it’s so fluffy you’re gonna die fluff

Originally posted by gravitywon

“C’mon, Y/N, please?” Anthony begged.

“Why?” You asked your boyfriend, your voice close to a whine. “It’s cold outside.”

“So? There are so many people out there waiting in the cold, the least you can do is come out. They’d all love to see you.” He reasoned. “Also, I’m gonna be singing, so that’s a plus.”

You rolled your eyes, but you couldn’t help but smile at him. Anthony was trying to convince you to come outside for Ham4Ham, but you didn’t want to because it was the middle of winter and freezing outside.

“It’ll only be for a few minutes, I promise.” He continued after you stayed silent. You caught his eyes and sighed, knowing that you wouldn’t be able to stand a chance against his pleading gaze.

“Fine.” You breathed, causing his eyes to light up as he grinned. Anthony wrapped you a warm embrace before gently pressing his lips to yours.

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  • *Shinoa squad during a blackout*
  • Yuu: I can't see shit
  • Mika: what the- WHO TOUCHED MY BUTT?!
  • Kimizuki: why are you even asking? It's obvious idiot-Yuu did
  • Yuu: hey-!
  • Yoichi: I-it was me. I'm sorry, Mika, it was an accident.
  • Mika: it's okay but SOMEONE IS STILL TOUCHING MY BUTT
  • Shinoa: oops! My bad, I thought it was Mitsu's
  • Mitsuba: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!
  • Mika: this isn't funny, someone's still touching my butt!
  • Kimizuki: this time's Yuu, for sure
  • Narumi: it isn't Yuu...
  • Everyone: ...
  • Mika: ...please stop it
  • Narumi: hey, I already have
  • Yuu: okay, it really was me this time, but in my defense I think I deserve to touch my boyfriend's butt more than the rest
  • Mika: WHAT YOU DESERVE IS A SLAP