why do i keep making things

A Note for My Anons

I am doing my best to answer as many as possible, quite frankly there are way more of you than me and i have been receiving them rapidly since Saturday morning. Please know I am not intentionally ignoring you, I just cannot handle the volume.  I am astounded by the amount of visits to my page. I also am taking extreme solace that people are seeking answers and know that everything about this situation is wrong. Please keep sending them and I will do my best. I know we are all just trying to make sense of this.

Some things to keep in mind:

1. I will not answer hate of any kind. You are wasting your time sending it to me and i will block you. I have made it clear I am supporting D and C in this and i think our support has never been more important.

2. I am loving the asks that remind us of why we love CC and can document their love.  Please feel free to send more.

3. I am not inclined to answer PR related questions as to why this did or did not happen. I do not want to do their jobs for them.  If you want to chat, I am happy to do so privately off anon.

4. Please don’t ask me to tell you why it is BS, how we know she is a beard. The evidence is abundant. Look through my archive.  I am not going to start listing evidence as I don’t think it is the appropriate time to engage in this manner.

Thank you all for stopping by. Please remember I am just a fan who has the same information you do. I have what my gut is telling me and i smell something is extremely wrong.  Am I right? I don’t know but until proven otherwise this is how I am going to continue.

I further stand firm in the belief that ours is not to judge.  We are not living this, D&C are living it.  It is for them to decide the appropriate actions. I pray they are seeking help in every manner possible, this has spun so far out of control it is unreal and only helping one person. And it is NOT the person with the talent.

anonymous asked:

i've come to that point where idefk what to do and/or what i want in life, like idk if u can relate but im currently on a diet but i dont feel happy or anything at all. its supposed to make me lose weight and at least make me look presentable especially when i go to work but i dont feel anything except i keep thinking, "people dont accept me the way i am, so thats why i have to lose weight" (1/3)

because you know, i know, i understand the benefits of losing weight, i /do/ know, but at the same time i keep questioning, “is this the right thing to do? am i happy like this?” and the answer keeps turning up, no, no i’m not happy. it’s sad but i still have to do it bc my family wants me to, and they’re p supportive of it but, like, it makes me question if im not good enough for them the way i am/was (2/3)

like all i want is to be happy, man, happy and confident and every thing that i see, feel, touch, taste, smell, nothing feels like it matters anymore. at some point i keep thinking if i should just, idk take a knife or whatever and like end it bc i keep thinking that nobody likes me the way i am anymore. that im not acceptable the way i am and thats the cold hard truth, the real fact, and its.. its sad. (3/3)

I… really hate the pressure society puts on people to be skinny like it’s the biggest defining factor of your worth as a human being, because it’s most definitely not true at all. People who perpetuate this belief ain’t worth shit, people who drop faux-concern about “health” ain’t worth even shittier shit, and overall the fat-phobia in this damn world can cease any fucking day rn.

If you’re not happy trying to force yourself into a diet, then fuck that shit. Yolo. Diets are hard enough as they are for most people embarking on them out of their own motivation, let alone someone like you who seems to have been forced into it at the behest of people who don’t even appreciate you for the person you are. That’s not the way to go. Being physically “healthy” while mentally downtrodden isn’t an upgrade. You won’t feel achieved at any progress. Negative reinforcement isn’t the business.

You are NOT your weight. You are way more than that. What you’re experiencing rn ain’t healthy. It’ll lead to this state of depression and self-loathing that you’re going through because it’s brought on through negative reinforcement.

I’m not sure of your financial capabilities rn, anon, but I definitely recommend seeking out a therapist through this trying time. Not only are they there to help you manage downward spirals in thought, they also can become pillars of support and an actual friend that I think you physically need to help you weather this unfortunate storm you’ve got going on in your life. It’s a false assumption to believe that absolutely no one cherishes you for who you are, but it’s easy to fall into that when you’re trapped in the same circle of negativity with no escape.

Happiness and confidence can be yours as you wish… you just need the right tools and good support to help you get there. *hugs*

thefirstorders  asked:

why do anons keep telling you what to do and how to feel lol

I was asking myself the same thing, friend. I really don’t know what’s going on. People are pissed at me and/or they really think I’m too boring and I need to change… Cause I don’t know what’s happening haha

Anyway, I’m quiet right here just making my edits and trying to share my opinions respectfully. People should just block me if they think I’m that annoying, right? 

anonymous asked:

I love what you do with your blog as it is! You shouldn't worry too much about if people are "annoyed" with what you do, because those people should simply unfollow you. This is /your/ blog after all! You're not doing anything bad or harmful in your blog, and you're such a nice and sweet person! (also i hope you keep using japanese words because personally i think it's really cute hehe, sometimes there are things that can be conveyed better in another language!)

Judai: Anon-san, whoever you are, thank you. 

I’m happy to know someone likes what I do with my blog. Your words give me things to think about, especially in this time when I have to make a decision. 

I’m embarrassed and happy to know that you think of me as someone nice and sweet and for saying that using Japanese words is cute… I’m really wondering why people seems to think of me as someone who is sweet and cute… *chuckles*

Anyway, thank you very much for your kind words. 

My decision has not been made yet so rest assured… I guess?

Thank you so much for messaging me. *bows*

This means a lot to me. 

- Judai

Notes to the girl whose house I live in

by reddit user JJX2525

It took me a week to find where you keep your wifi password. A whole week! I was really worried you’d thrown it away, but lo and behold, there it was in the cutlery drawer of all places. Everything about the way you organize things confuses me. I guess because you live on your own now you just put things any old place. I know there was someone else before, I heard you talking about him on the phone. Johnny, I think? Jimmy? Anyway, I know because you said it was tough being alone. But you’re not alone, of course. You have me!

Keep reading

3:50 pm

Every Friday at exactly 3:50 pm Draco makes sure to kiss Harry.

Every Friday. He hasn’t been late once either. Because Draco always drops everything he’s doing, no matter what he’s doing, to go and look for Harry. It’s not that easy sometimes. Harry has a job that, unlike Draco’s, requires him to actually leave the house. Whenever Draco shows up at his workplace, Harry’s face lightens up. He has never complained about Draco interrupting his work. Not once.

Even when they’re fighting and they’re both in a bad mood, they briefly forget about it when it’s 3:50 on a Friday. Like right now. They had an argument last night about Harry getting a motorcycle. Draco just doesn’t get why Harry would want to spend that much money on something that will probably kill him. They both fell asleep with a scowl on their face and they didn’t talk while eating breakfast. Harry left the house while Draco was reading the paper.

But now, as Draco stands in front of him, Harry is smiling at him fondly. Merlin, Draco just never tires of that smile. Even after all these years.

He glances at the clock and sees it’s 3:49. His eyes find Harry’s and they hold so much love, it makes Draco shudder. He takes Harry’s hands in his and pulls him closer. When his lips brush Harry’s, a familiar feeling washes over him. It’s warm and invigorating, reassuring and exhilarating. Kissing Harry will never fail to consume and mesmerize Draco.

Harry leans away again and brushes his thumb over Draco’s cheek.

“I still have a bit of work to do, but I’ll try to be home early, okay?”

“Okay,” Draco whispers, his eyes still closed.

He feels Harry kiss the tip of his nose and can’t help but grin. He pulls Harry back into a tight embrace and relishes the feeling of Harry’s body shaking against his, as Harry laughs out loud.

“I love our Friday afternoon kisses,” Harry murmurs.

“I love them, too.”

Draco really does. Because it was 3:50 pm on a Friday afternoon when Harry Potter said “I do” and kissed Draco for the first time as his husband.

minnieooks-deactivated20180110  asked:

Okay I’ve been shawol as long as I can remember (I cried so hard today) but I want people to know that Jonghyun is such a sweet little pie He was so kind toward others he listened to their problems and would talk about it even if he would get hate for it... his music spoke for himself on what he was feeling (he was very down to earth) I want him to be loved so much because he was so loving towards everyone just like the puppy he is 💛💛 He put people before him ❤️

My condolences to you dear and the warmest hug I can give  ❤️

Jonghyun was one of the kindest people I saw and I am not even exaggerating.  What broke me apart the most was thinking of all the people he helped but how no one could save him … He chooses well his words and knows how to ease the pain of others. I am going to share some of his beautiful songs and lyrics in his memory that will never sound the same to me after today. And yes his music spoke for himself … too bad I only realize it now …

Just Chill HERE

“Sometimes, I wanna be alone, in my empty room
I wanna lay in bed and not think about anything
Sometimes, I wanna push back all the things
that suffocate me and be quiet
Sometimes I get scared, am I gonna be forever alone?
Everyone thinks it’s a waste but it’s not too bad
I’m gonna be lazy in my quiet room all day, oh
Only gonna sleep”

‘Just chill’ is one of the songs I listened to when it rained. I loved being in a car driving back home while it was playing. I used to think it was just a song about being lazy someday and needing some alone time.but now …

Gloomy Clock HERE (A song he composed for IU) 

I’m depressed, it’s depressing,
at this time, I’m depressed
I’m depressed, it’s depressing,
what time is it now? 11:30
I’m depressed, it’s depressing,
the gloomy clock ticks
I’m depressed, it’s depressing,
why did I eat the ramen? I probably gained weight
It’s raining, it’s raining,
making things sticky, it keeps raining
I’m sleepy, I’m sleepy,
I’m too lazy to do anything

This was the song I listened to when I was reading a book while sipping some tea. It felt so calming and their voices brought peace to my ears. Today just reading how many times the word depressed is written makes me out of words.

1000 HERE (It does have a special meaning to me because of the date it was released)

1, 2, 3, another day quickly passes
1, 2, 3, tomorrow is already almost here
Pressing down on my shoulders,
pinning down the shadows
I need a place to comfortably rest

“Hug me, lean on my shoulder
Have strong trust in me”, you know that saying?
I know even though you don’t say it
That is very touching but
Please tell me even if you know

I listened to this song during my birthday and fell for it. It holds many memories. His voice and the lyrics made it turn like a virtual hug. 

Lonely HERE (Ft Taeyeon)

Baby I’m so lonely so lonely
I feel like I’m alone
I don’t want to make it obvious to you
I’m used to just holding it in
Understand me

This is a song about a lonely love, but … now I cry at “I am used to just holding it in”. Also, I always thought he had a genius voice. You can put him with anyone and he will not only sound angelic but make the one singing with him seem even more appealing. A voice that does not compete but marries any voice and makes it shine gloriously.

I’m Sorry HERE 

Look at us in our memories for a moment
You and me, the two of us inside good memories
We’re laughing, we’re crying
We’ve shared so many moments together

What kind of memories are you left with?
Was I really that indifferent towards you?
I want to ask you, I want to know
Am I really the only one left with good memories?

It feels like I’m always alone
The stories you told me
I thought you were just whining
I thought you always felt the same as I do
Walking the same road as you, feeling the same way as you
Inside my delusion, inside my head, you looked happy

I was bad, I was awful
With my selfish ways until the end
I was awful, you’re still struggling
A happy memory only to me until the end

Don’t go, don’t leave
To you in my forgotten memories
Don’t go, please don’t leave me
You know I’ll collapse like this

You’re still struggling, I’m so awful
Sorry, I’m so sorry
You’re struggling a lot, am I the only one okay?
I’ll still apologize irresponsibly

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m fine now, I’m sorry
I’m sorry, I’m really sorry, I am sorry, I’m sorry

This is the song that expressed my feelings towards him tonight. When behind his smile he struggled and only now I realize his songs that I thought were a happy memory to me, some of them were a lonely cry that I didn’t hear. 

Diphylleia Grayi HERE (Skeleton Flower:  It turns transparent when it gets wet and dries white)

You’re a flower that becomes
transparent as you get wet
Our relationship, the white petal
becomes damp because of our remorse
Although, you’re transparent, you don’t disappear
When I can’t see you, I thought you aren’t even hurting
So what you couldn’t hold onto even though you knew
Actually hurts like being ripped apart, like dying
Because I’m drenched in tears
That blatant fault of mine can’t be seen now

This is one of the songs I consider a masterpiece. “When I can’t see you, I thought you aren’t even hurting … ”. Drenched in tears of his farewell I never thought a song I listened to because I found it simply stunningly pleasing will turn into a song that will hit me hard and will be Jonghyun giving me a life lesson even after he left. 

Even if the meaning of the lyrics changed for me, even if now his voice who used to be a soothing melody in the air feels like a beautiful sharp truth I didn’t know at this moment … I am sure that he will still be one of those artists whose songs I will play and love for a lifetime. His words, his existence, his actions were all encouraging. Even his last words on Instagram were ‘I pray you aren’t hurting’. How can we not be hurt when we lost you? And we should be the ones praying for you …

 Today the world lost a kind soul and inspiring man. December 18 will never be just another day. Again my condolences to his family, members, fans, and people who are just sad over this sudden goodbye. 

 May he find peace where he is now. RIP angel.

How to study journal (and probably increase productivity)

As requested by some of you who read my post on Types of study methods to suit your current position, here’s how to study journal!

First of all, study journaling is an idea that I came up with somewhere in the beginning of December, and then used it for a week and checked its mechanics - which is why I think I can say that it is a nice way to boost your productivity and academic skills.

And I’m saying academic “skills” because I don’t really think that anyone has any less capability to do well in studies, it’s just a matter of time when you actually realise the right method to study. And once you do that, it’s like bam - you got it!

This idea hit me first when I heard about bullet journaling, and many studyblrs also kept mentioning to keep track of your study sessions and stuff, so I just mixed it all up and conjured this “studyjo” (lol that’s the worse name).

Here’s how you can studyjo :

1. Basic af essentials

A journal, duh.

  • The whole concept of studyjo is to boost your productivity, not your fancy ish, so picking a cheap ass journal isn’t gonna kill you.
  • My dad has a thing for collecting diaries and journals, so I usually pick one from the storeroom - which is why the one I used was of the year 2015. I mean, we’re gonna make our own custom calendar inside anyway so it didn’t matter to me.
  • You want a fancy ass journal? Go for it. A cheap ass composition notebook? Go for it. As long as it has pages and you can access it from your class/college /home/car/train/any spot on earth its eligible!

Writing tools, duh.

  • Use a brush pen, sharpie, markers or a pencil - doesn’t make a difference as long as it writes well.
  • So there’s a lot of you guys who think embellishing our notes/bujo is a waste of time, then by all means keep it simple.
  • I like colours because my eyes automatically want to look at them which complies me to go over my tasks again and again.
  • Of you think aesthetic is your thing then by all means use it to your advantage.
  • That doesn’t mean that you’ll stress over maintaining the pretty pages, we’ve already got enough stress to work with.

2. The basic spreads

Yearly calendar

  • You must have a page for yearly overview, where you can mark down all exam/assignment/project /event dates.
  • Sometimes the teachers tell us about our assignments 6 months prior too, at that point the monthly spread isn’t helping - use the yearly spread.
  • I write our finals dates, important exams, any birthdays, college events, orientation dates, class meeting dates, open House dates and holidays, etc in this calendar.
  • Keep a little notes section below your calendar to write down extremely important stuff that happens through the year.
  • Motivational quotes (if they help you) are the best to write down here, because you’ll be looking at them throughout the year.


  • You are a student, which means that sticky notes are your BFF.
  • I note down all my deadlines on a sticky note (when in college) and put it on my dashboard.
  • You can also keep any board passes/bits of paper you receive from the school.
  • Use one of those envelopes as a pocket and store all miscellaneous papers inside it. I also keep some question papers there.
  • Store flashcards (the thin ones ofc) in that pocket if you’re going to be carrying the journal everywhere with you.
  • I also keep a list of doubts that I have in some concepts so that when I meet the respective teacher I can just whip out my doubts list and get it cleared.

Monthly spread

  • This is where you start the planning.
  • Make a checklist /whatever sort of list you want of all tasks study related that you need to do. This includes assignments, homework, project, studying a topic, study dates, etc.
  • It’s best if you sort that list subject wise, but mine is just a general list tbh.
  • Learn how to break down your tasks. If you have a test on Chapter 1 in Friday, do section A of that chapter tomorrow, section B two days later and section C the day after. And make three separate checkboxes for each section.
  • The smaller the task, the easier it is to accomplish it.
  • Have 5 checkboxes for a huge task, so that even when you’ve done a portion of the task you’ll feel that sense of achievement when checking it off.
  • Keep them short and to the point. Nobody is gonna read a huge ass paragraph on completing that math homework.

Study session tracker

  • The main purpose of studyjo is this tracker.
  • Everytime you sit down to study, note the time at which you started, the topic you think you’ll study now.
  • When you finish studying, note the time again and write down what you actually studied.
  • Rate your study session as per the satisfaction it gives you.
  • After some sessions you’ll actually want to study because you wanna add another session details to the tracker.
  • This works - I had three 2 hour sessions in a week because I wanted to add to my list of accomplishments and feel proud of myself.
  • Leave little comments on what you think you could’ve done to improve the quality of session, or what concepts you want to do next.

3. The not so basic but recommended spreads

Monthly calendar

  • Good to have a month wise calendar for better planning.
  • I note all weekly quiz dates and birthdays and upcoming holidays here, along with some plans for posting on this studyblr too!
  • You can totally try inspiring quotes here, along with some plans for the month.
  • Add little goals to achieve this month. My goal for December was to master derivatives, and I’m pretty sure I’m doing derivatives better than before.

Goal tracker

  • This is divided into two parts : major goals - which you add near the yearly spread and baby goals - which you can add near the monthly spread.
  • Major goals are generalised and just for motivation.
  • Minor goals are broken down major goals with details of how to achieve it and they’re the ones you actually will achieve too.
  • My major goal for 2018 is being consistent. I broke it into a minor goal as ‘study session of at least 30 minutes every day’ without missing!

Productivity tracker

  • Using graphs, charts, tables and other such diagrams to mark every day you think you spent doing something productive is very amazing.
  • I make a graph of each day that I got some work done, marking the wasted days with read and productive ones with blue/green.
  • This helps me point out the days where I’m usually not productive (which happens to be Wednesday and Thursday for me) and the days where my work is super flexible and productive (Monday is awesome).
  • You can fill in boxes for every day you studied for 1 hour minimum or something, if you like.

Project planner

  • This can be essential too sometimes. This is a spread you dedicate to planning out a long ass essay or a presentation or a speech or maybe a project.
  • Make tree diagrams/pie charts and write down notes on how you can structure your project - the conclusion, beginning and middle being the skeleton of each project. (want another long ass post on project planning? *everyone groans*).
  • Make detailed plans for the project and include dates that you can dedicate for the project making and all.
  • Mark those dates in the monthly calendar if it helps.

4. Random pile of tips

  • A weekly date strip is very useful for me. I write down the dates of the coming week on a strip of paper and stick it to the margin of my checklist page.
  • Mention your name and contact on the cover if the journal in case it gets lost.
  • Use sticky notes to leave little messages for your future self - I write stuff like 'keep going girl you got this’ and 'I’m hella proud of you babe’. It makes you smile lol.
  • Add a pen pocket to the journal if possible, that’ll make it easy to note things down on the go.
  • You can keep a mindfulness sort of page where you can dump all your feelings down?
  • Or a water tracker cuz damn this potato is always dehydrated.
  • Try writing down why you want to study - to impress the teacher? Get a good grade? Show off to others? Get closer to your career goals?
  • We all want to do stuff for selfish reasons sometimes, it’s okay if you note them down because what I noticed is that whenever I wrote down stuff like 'prove to them that I’m awesome’ or 'make the bio teacher adore me’ I actually wanted to work towards it. Maybe it’s just me. Worth trying tho.
  • Keep the last two pages for emergency note taking and instructions given by the teacher just in case you have nothing else atm.

Voila, here - your studyjo is ready!

Do let me know if you found this method useful and feel free to drop by any questions - my inbox is forever open!



Prompts List

List of prompts that can be requested (w/ or w/o a requested person/character) - [most of these are prompts I found on pinterest in the writing prompts tag - will be adding prompts continuously] - Also, when requesting please take this into consideration: https://fictionpants.tumblr.com/post/167397538527/just-a-quick-note-about-requests

1. “I apologise in advance for the inconvenience my murder is going to have on your life.”

2. “I hate you.”
“Why? I’m lovely.”

3. “Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.”
“It’s not on anyone’s.”
“No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday.”

4. “Hold on, you died.”
“Yeah, well it didn’t stick.”

5. “This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I will die upon it.”
“Shut up. We’ve only been hiking for twenty minutes.”

6. “She’s crying, what do I do?”
“Go comfort her.”
“How do I do that?”
“Start with hugs.”
“With what?”

7. “What’s our exit strategy?”
“Our what?”
“Oh my god, we’re all going to die.”

8. “I’m going to need chicken blood, salt, five candles, and a bottle of vodka.” “Vodka? For the spell?”
“No, that’s just to make me feel better about ripping a hole in the universe.”

9. “Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?”
“I don’t know, probably both.”

10. “I saved your lives.”
“How? By stealing our freedom? Our minds? Our identity?”

11. “It takes a very special kind of idiot to pull off what you just did.”

12. “I’m getting really tired of pretending I’m not evil.”

13. “Did you just agree with me?”
“Oh I wish I could take-”
“Nope! You said it! No take-backs!”

14. “It’s a long story.”
“You conned me into thinking you were dead for eleven months. I have time.”

15. “I regret a lot of things. Having this conversation tops the list.”

16. “I had a thought.”
“Oh no.”
“I swear it’s a good one this time!’

17. “FBI, open the door!”
“No. It’s cooler when you break in.”

18. “Do you think they remember you?”
“I sure hope not after what I did the last time I was here.”
“What did you do?”
“You’ll find out.”

19. “You look…”
“Beautiful, I know. Can we move on?”

20. “You scared me!”
“Well, I am naturally terrifying.”

21. “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

22. “I’d take a bullet for you, you know that.”
“You’re immortal, and I’m going to kill you if you keep saying that.”

23. “You really have no clue who I am?”
“You’d think the confused looks and blank stare would have answered that for you.”

24. “I am way too sober for this.”

25. “You don’t strike me as a professional criminal.”
“That’s what makes me so good at it.”

26. “I don’t think of you as a protector. More like a distraction.”

27. “We have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?”
“Actually, it’s more like eight.”
“Oh, sorry I wasn’t specific enough!”

28. “If you could even comprehend where I’ve come from, you would be terrified of me.”

29. “I saved your life!”
“You pushed me off a building.”

30. “You know we’re not all born with the ability to throw fireballs, right?”

31. “How do we keep getting into these situations?”
“Eleven years of friendship and I still don’t know.”

32. “Did you hear that scream?”
“Yes, I’m the one who screamed.”

33. “Are you SURE I can’t punch him in the face?”
“What if I just break his nose a little?”

34. “You are remarkably well behaved tonight. What did you do?”

35. “You’re-you’re crushing my spleen.”
“You don’t even know where your spleen is.”

36. “I’m no detective, of course, but I think this dead body might not be alive anymore.”

37. “Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.”
“Can I pick?”

38. “The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.”
“I almost died!”
“Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.”

39. “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!”
“And I’m trying to subtly avoid it!”

40. “Hey, I didn’t kill anyone today!”
“What do you want? A gold star?”

41. “I hate you.”
“Why? I’m lovely.”

42. “On a scale from one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if-”
“At least a twenty.”

43. “Literally everything about this is illegal.”

44. “Seven billion people in the world, and you’re overreacting because we killed one man.”
“Seven. Billion. People. Now quit the complaining and drink your smoothie.”

45. “It’s not my birthday.”
“It’s definitely your birthday.”
“Give me a calendar. It’s not and I will prove it to – oh. Never mind. Happy birthday to me.”

46. “On a scale from one to ten, how bad do you want to kill me right now?”
“I’m hovering somewhere in the high thirties.”

47. “I can fix that.”
“I’m calling a professional.”
“I’m a professional.”
“A more professional, professional.”

48. “What’s the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?”
“Those are children. That’s a school.”

49. “I have a concern.”
“Just one?”
“No, but I didn’t think you’d let me speak my piece if I told you how many I actually have.”

50. “Why are you glaring at me?”
“I’m hoping you’ll spontaneously combust.”

51. “If we die, I’m going to spend the rest of our afterlife reminding you that this was all your fault.”
“That’s cool, I wouldn’t mind having company while being a ghost.”

52. “What are you so afraid of?”

53. “What is that THING in your backpack?”
“It’s my new pet dragon.”
“Dragons aren’t real!”
“Then why is there one in my backpack?”

54. “I hate the sight of blood.”
“Then maybe you shouldn’t kill for a living.”

55. “All that blood looks good on you. It really brings out your eyes.”

56. “Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?”
“Oh god, we’re going to die, aren’t we?”
“It’s a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself.”
“You absolutely do not.”

57. “I don’t give a damn.”
“You give so many damns they’re visible from SPACE.”

58.  “It’ll be easy. You just have to seduce them.”
“You’re kidding, right? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage.”

59. “You’re not as evil as people think you are.”
“No. I’m much worse.”

60. “That’s a terrifyingly accurate drawing of us.”
“It’s almost like I’m good at what I do.”

61. “You have no power over me.”
“You sure about that?”

62. “This isn’t good.”
“How can you tell?”
“See how they’re slowly surrounding us? And they all have guns and knives and I think one guy is carrying a machete?”

63. “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
“Actually he’s right in front of you.”

64. “I’m not a thief. I’m just really good at acquiring things that aren’t mine.”

65. “I’m not completely human anymore. Remember that next time you want to punch me in the face.”

66. “Is that blood?”
“That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”

67. “I never stood a chance, did I?”
“That’s the sad part – you did once.”

68. “It’s okay, I’m here.”

69. “I’m not going to leave you.”

70. “Everything is okay.”

71. “I’m going to protect you.”

72. “I believe in you.”

73. “Do you feel guilty? Like, at all?”
“I don’t have time to feel guilty. And neither do you.”

74. “Stop that!”
“Stop what?”
“Doing that thing with your face when you’re happy. It’s making me nauseous.”

75. “What are you doing?”
“We’re being held hostage and you decide to raid the kitchen?”
“They didn’t say the fridge was off limits.”

76. “Is that a dead body?”
“It is. I can see it right in front of me.”
“I promise I’ll clean it up before dinner.”

77. “If we’re going to get out of here, we’re going to have to work together. After that, we can go back to killing each other.”
“Oh, fine.”

78. “That’s not funny.”
“I thought it was.”
“You don’t count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.”

79. “Do we need wine?”
“No, I need wine, you need to put your pants back on.”
“But life is so freeing without them.”
“Pants. On. Now.”

80. “Can you please go be stupid somewhere that’s away from me?”

81. “I feel like I’m being stabbed.”
“How do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?”

82. “Will you be quiet?”
“I didn’t say anything!”
“Well stop thinking so loud.”

83. “Did you get my note?”
“Of course I got it. You taped it to my forehead while I was sleeping.”

84. “You’re a psychopath.”
“I prefer creative.”

85. “Why do people keep trying to put this blanket on me?”
“Because you’re in shock.”
“That doesn’t mean I need a blanket. It means I need booze.”

86. “Oh no.”
“What is it? What happened? Who died?”
“I think I just felt an emotion.”
“You have GOT to be kidding me.”

87. “When all this is over, I want my sanity back.”

88. “That’s definitely not true.”
“Of course it is. I read it on Wikipedia.”

89. “You forgot me.”
“It was an accident.”

90. “Why do you keep risking your life? To prove a point?”

91. “I would like to join you in acknowledging the difficulties of your life.”
“You are the WORST at this comfort thing.”

92. “You’ve got to stop doing that.”
“Saying things that make me want to kiss you.”

93. “Look, if you want to conjure some demon spawn from the great beyond, that’s all fine and dandy. Just wait for me to leave before you start.”

94. “Just calm down!”
“My leg just dematerialised and you want me to calm down!?”

95. “You know what they say, panicking burns a shit ton of calories.”
“Who even says that?”
“Me. Just now.”

96. “Don’t mind me, I’ll just be in the corner, having another existential crisis.”

97. “Oh my god, I had the exact same dream!”
“Are you crazy? Of course I didn’t.”

98. “I need to go de-stress.”
“Where are you going?”
“To demolish the living room.”

99. “I think I’m having a feeling. How do I make it stop?”

100. “I’m bitter and complicated. It’s one of my charms.”
“I don’t think you know what that word means. Or how to count.”

101. “I don’t know what the protocol is for revealing your secret identity so, hi? Surprise?”

102. You always think you know what you’d do when faced with the end of the world. Me? I went home and took a nap.

103. “Damn it, why aren’t you obeying the laws of physics?”

104. “I’d hug you right now, but you’re covered in evidence. And I also really don’t want to.”
“Evidence is a really nice euphemism for blood, gore and guts.”
“You’re totally missing the point. Do you know how pissed I am at you right now?”

105.  “This way is more efficient.”
“This way is going to get us killed.”

106. “You’re not my favourite person today.”
“I’m not your favourite person on any day.”

h20shark1738  asked:

I was wondering if you could make a picture of rad and Raymond cuddling

Here ya go, bud, how about some sleepy afternoon floor cuddle-chats to add to the cuddle collection~? :Pc

((Also I’m not saying you have to drag it, but it is transparent, so….~ :3c))

Why Are There No Female Lovable Scoundrels?

I had a realization the other night about “Strong Female Characters” ™ and the apparent double standard of what we put up with in male characters vs female characters. The reason why, when we see a female character doing something stupid, we judge her so much more harshly and are willing to cut the male some slack. 

And, okay, yes, misogyny. Yes, cultural norms and gender roles and generations of baggage. Yes. 

But here’s a thing that’s super important that I think keeps getting overlooked: Strong Female Characters ™ are never funny. 

Like, look. We are willing to put up with all manner of shitty behavior from our male characters – brooding, mistake-making, emotionally reactive, illogical – because they’re also usually funny and charming. 

The reason why Guy A is a lovable scoundrel and Girl B is an irritating bitch is that Girl B takes herself so damn seriously. She doesn’t seem fun to be around. Guy A is a terrible human and would make for an awful friend, but he seems fun. 

Just something to think about when you’re looking at characterization, whether as a writer or media consumer. 

Let your girls be funny. Let your girls be charming. It might make a big difference. 

xx-thedarklord-xx  asked:

Oh! You are doing prompts? I know you can do angst because your soulmate story hurt my heart multiple times. *Sniffles* This is probably silly and I only had a few moments to think of it. But.. what about Draco making a list. Like, 'The 8 reasons I hate you.' Maybe they had a break up and definitely need to get back together. Each number on the list gets progressively weaker until he just admits that he hates that he misses him.. or some shit.

It shouldn’t have surprised Draco that Pansy found a way to break into his flat.  Her abrupt entrance did startle him, but not enough to move him from his place on the sofa.  

“It looks like a fucking crypt in here.  Have you died?” Pansy asked, dropping her things on side table.  She pushed Draco’s feet from the sofa so she had a place to sit.

“Piss off,” Draco mumbled, “I told you I would need some space.”

“Yes, you did, but you’re being an insufferable drama queen.  No one has seen you in weeks.  You skipped my Yule party last week and I’m still furious.”

“You didn’t invite me,” Draco said.

“I never invite anyone!  You know that!  But you’ve always been there.”


“Really Draco?”

“I don’t know what you want me to say.”

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Me: *doesn’t know how to double knit*

Me: *doesn’t know how to carry yarn*

Me: *has never worked with a chart for knitting a pattern*

Also me: let’s knit with 3 colors that need to constantly be changed and have like 15 stitches of floating 2 colors and try to learn how to read a chart!

at this point, anyone not into power rangers should definitely blacklist it because i’m not holding back anymore and this blog is now Real Power Rangers Trash.

I ranted about this in my guild discord but fuck it I’ll rant here too: the faction war is the most boring part of WoW. I am so tired of Horde vs Alliance. It’s bullshit. Literally no reason to keep fighting beyond some interpersonal issues between racial leaders. Every issue, and I mean EVERY issue, the horde and alliance have with each other can be EASILY solved without violence at this point.

The orcs are clear cutting Ashenvale. Night Elves can get lumber from trees without cutting them down using wisps. Fuckin trade something for it jesus christ. Everyone’s happy. There’s no reason to fight over it outside “orcs are assholes.”

In Ashran we are literally FUCKING SKINNING EACH OTHER. For what? Ohhh a titan artifact, I hear you say. Lemme ask you this: what the fuck does that thing even DO? Do you know? I sure as shit don’t know. No one fucking knows! But goddamn are we gonna commit some war crimes to get it.

Alliance sinks a goblin ship. “No witnesses”. WHY. WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN STUPID. 

Why would tauren hate draenei? Why would gnomes despise trolls? Cuz they’re on the other side, of course.

Every xpac blizzard has to come up with some bullshit reason to keep this war going and it drags the writing so far down because motivations are so muddled and convoluted it just doesn’t make sense. Look at Legion. What’s driving the conflict now? Alliance believes the horde got Varian killed because witnesses saw them pull back at the Broken Shore. But the horde didn’t get Varian killed, they were being overrun. They HAD to pull back. I know that. You know that. Alliance doesn’t know that. Why? BECAUSE SYLVANAS FOR SOME REASON WON’T JUST SAY “HEY YO HERE’S WHAT WENT DOWN REAL SORRY ABOUT THAT” That’s it that’s all she’s gotta do. That’s like one letter to Anduin. Boom. Broken Isles conflict over.

“But it’s World of WARcraft! Not World of PEACEcraft!” Goddammit shut the hell up I’ve got demons to kill I don’t need Axeshit Murderfucker, the Draenei Defenestrator to get on his soapbox and explain his beef with ME IN PARTICULAR while we’re both neck deep in demons. There’s enough shit to fight.

The Losers Club as things my dad have said.

Bill: “did you heard that?Something or someone is making random noises. Let’s go check where it comes from. What’s the worst thing that can happen? One of us dying? Pff”

Stan: “And there he is, my son in law, doing his bar mitzvah speech. I don’t know what the fuck is he talking about but I’m so proud of him.”

Mike: -while playing monopoly- “Fucking hell I just wanted to raise my kids in a fucking farm but my wife keeps wanting to buy houses in Milan. Why don’t you want a fucking farm, love? We can raise a cow there.”

Eddie: “Come on dude, you have to take your medicine or you are going to die. -wHat do you mean about me exaggerating? YOU HAVE THE FLU TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDICINE OR YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SON”.

Ben: -sees a random stranger crying in the park- “hey dude, you okay? Do you want me to sit with you so we can talk about what a shitty life we are living? Yeah? Okay, you start”.

Richie: -sits in the dinner table with his 1 year old son and looks at the salad. Uses his son middle finger and raises it to his wife- “you traitor, I thought we were eating hamburgers today. Fuck you”.

Beverly: -looking at himself in the mirror- “bitch you are beautiful, strong and independent. The world doesn’t deserve you, definitely not.”