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anonymous asked:

Dude the mom blackhat hc's are freaking awesome especially the PTA one, so I'm wondering what he would do if he was chaperoning a school field trip, like taking the kids to a zoo or a museum 😊

((So just for the record, I’m gonna try to go through my entire askbox now that finals are over, answering the pre-hiatus ones first. (Thank you for your patience.) on the other hand I’m gonna be stuck on mobile for about a week so please bear with me on any weird formatting or typos. It’s good to be back.))

  • “What do you mean you need another chaperone?!?” “Boss please Joey’s mom got sick at the last moment and there aren’t any other volunteers!” “FUCK that, I’m not spending my one chance to have the house to myself on a bus with disgusting children.”
  • “………Boss did I mention that we’re going to a museum
  • “FLUG GET MY RANSACKING-SACK, WE’RE GOING LOOTING.”
  • congrats flug. on one hand, now the entire class gets to go to the museum. on the other hand, BH is going to pull a heist
  • BH shows up in his civilian dad disguise and forces himself through gross pleasantries with the other parents
  • “Why yes, Karen, this is a new hat. Thank you for noticing. No Louise, I’ll be happy to take your shift during lunch. It’s not a problem.” (really, it isnt. he has clones ready for this shit)
  • “…..helen.” “Mr. Trueba. How, lovely, to see you.” “Really, the honor is mine. It must have taken quite the necromancer to get you out of the crypt this morning.”
  • It’s honestly impressive how BH manages to not kill anyone on the bus ride there. especially when Dementia started singing “The Wheels On the Bus”
  • They get to the museum in one piece somehow and BH promptly tries to fuck off to do reconnaissance but. Nope. Apparently he has a group of children to lead. Fuck.
  • “Alright kids on your left you can see whatever the fuck this piece of shit is supposed to be. And on your left there’s a statue; that’s pretty cool I guess.”
  • “People actually PAY for this shit?? –Flug I have an idea holy fuck” “Please don’t tell me you’re gonna say ev–” “EVIL PAINTINGS!!” “…”
  • Dementia is literally wearing a child leash so that she doesn’t go run around breaking the expensive things in this museum. 5.0.5 is the one holding the leash. He’s a registered “therapy dog.” Dementia is holding 5.0.5’s leash. Symbiosis at its finest.
  • BH sneaks away during lunch, when he promptly makes use of all the intel he’s gained on the museum’s security systems, and casually steals half the art gallery.
  • He stores all the stolen art in his pocket’s pocket dimension. Gotta love using the void as a purse.
  • so the museum trip goes pretty well, all things considered. It’s the Zoo Incident that’s a disaster.
  • It starts off fine enough; 5.0.5 has a lovely time at the butterfly garden and Demencia has looted the gift shop.
  • BH spends a very long time staring at the squid and octopus exhibits with an odd expression on his face
  • But everything goes to shit once they get to the tiger exhibit. BH has been so well-behaved, he can’t just leave without having caused some mayhem. He has a reputation to uphold.
  • The victim he chooses is some student who has been tapping on the glass of the various enclosures since the start of the trip. BH can appreciate a good rule-breaker, but not a fucking annoying one. And little Sammy or whoever the fuck is taking the cake.
  • So, he does what any respectable person would do. One minute the kid’s yelling for the tiger to “stop being boring and come out of it’s den already”, the next moment he realizes he’s in the exhibit
  • BH (and the other students) laugh and watch him run around in circles from an excited-looking tiger. The security team get there before anything can happen, unfortunately. BH and the children collectively groan.
  • He gets yelled at later by Helen for “letting a kid get stuck in the tiger cage” but counters that with his own yell about how “a piece of shit brat like that deserved a smaller cage with more tigers.”
  • Needless to say, he’s banned from chaperoning. That’s fine. (It was his plan all along). Still, might as well pull one final trick for his last hurrah.
  • As the students make their way back to the busses, BH casually snaps his fingers. On cue, every single lock on the animal enclosures open at once.
  • “What was that?” “Oh, nothing. Probably. Let’s just get onto the bus. Now.”

Why don’t you love me?

Tell me, baby why don’t you love me? ♫

If I Had a Reason

**if I had a reason,
It probably be a reason to lie,//
If I had a reason,
It be a reason to die,//
If I had a reason,
It be a reason to cry,//
All my reason are excuses,
That why I got a reason to do this,//**
Fresh out,
Texans hell hole I was in/
thank God for my mother or it might have been/
a bit more troubling, hungry stomach rumbling/
startin over, still struggling,//
15 months no girl, no snuggling/
I need some foreplay, sex, even if it takes pellow talk and cuddlin/
Momma say please don’t get your ass in no trouble again,//
it’s like I can’t breathe, theres not enough fuckin oxygen/
i feel like weed and lots of gin/
Xanax, cold beer to the rim/
want to hit my stops and get it in/
My heads so loco,//
Need that 4 loco,//
alcohol something I can’t seem to comprehend the let go/
as the Grey Goose flow,/
quick to hit 60 straight from zero/
that quick back to home town hero/
elephant in the room so I guess he know/
feel like Joe Pesci, Robert De Niro,
get that Dinero,/
like a mafioso in Casino,/
it’s time to live my dream so/
write and make these tracks earn them plaques,imma direct this bitch,
Quentin Tarantino/
I don’t know how, streets are hard to fucking let go/
it’s like Ready Set Go/
get the money got to pass Go/
once again I can’t breathe,
hope you got a trick up your sleeve/
Abracadabra turn me Nick Lachey, yeah right please/
her sexy nookie, only thing I’ll ever be into that’s 98 Degrees/
I know u heard my shit,
so
**if I had a reason,
It probably be a reason to lie,//
If I had a reason,
It be a reason to die,//
If I had a reason,
It be a reason to cry,//
All my reason are excuses,
That why I got a reason to do this,//**
it’s only gotten better, hold up, wait a minute,/
those attended, get your ass offended/
time to go hard, dicks not bended/
in her butt, doggy style, swinging tits/
say who’s that over there talking shit/
take a dick in the mouth, foul, make it spit/
shit down your throat and break you fuckin neck/
fucking Menace to Society, I can be ur worse fucking threat/
still i get no respect/ brought to new realty,
so fucking upset/
head startin to split/
told you don’t do something you’re going to regret/
loading up two techs/
rolling in this hot ass lex/
all over the Metroplex, hanging out the window screaming like I got Tourette’s/
on every fucking set/
eliminate the threat/
I should get a check because my mind so sick/
guess I need to find a new Outlet,
you want trailer trash come meet him, I think I just the only reason

**if I had a reason,
It probably be a reason to lie,//
If I had a reason,
It be a reason to die,//
If I had a reason,
It be a reason to cry,//
All my reason are excuses,
That why I got a reason to do this,//**
I’m nervous,
if I had a reason,
It probably be a reason to lie,//
If I had a reason,
It be a reason to die,//
If I had a reason,
It be a reason to cry,//
All my reason are excuses,
That why I got a reason to do this,//**

https://youtu.be/OWlGizf3t2s
25 sentence starters
  • "I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet."
  • "They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing."
  • "I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be."
  • "I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet."
  • "There's such a difference between us."
  • "I must have called a thousand times to tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done."
  • "When I call you never seem to be home."
  • "At least I can say that I've tried to tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart."
  • "It don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore."
  • "It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry."
  • "I hope that you're well."
  • "Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?"
  • "It's no secret that the both of us are running out of time."
  • "This was all you, none of it me."
  • "Send my love to your new lover."
  • "Treat her better."
  • "We've gotta let go of all of our ghosts."
  • "We both know we ain't kids no more."
  • "I'm giving you up."
  • "I've forgiven it all."
  • "I want every single piece of you."
  • "I want to teach you things you never knew, baby."
  • "I love the way your body moves."
  • "No one has me like you do, baby."
  • "Be delicate with my ego."
  • "Everybody loves the things you do."
  • "Everybody here is watching you."
  • "You're like a dream come true."
  • "If by chance you're here alone, can I have a moment before I go?"
  • "My God, this reminds me of when we were young."
  • "Let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time."
  • "It was just like a movie."
  • "It was just like a song."
  • "Nobody told me that you'd be here."
  • "You still look like a movie."
  • "It's hard to admit that everything just takes me back to when you were there."
  • "A part of me keeps holding on, just in case it hasn't gone."
  • "I guess I still care... do you still care?"
  • "I remember all of the things that I thought I wanted to be."
  • "Every story has it's scars."
  • "No river is too wide or too deep for me to swim to you."
  • "If you're not the one for me, why do I hate the idea of being free?"
  • "If I'm not the one for you, you've gotta stop holding me the way you do."
  • "If I'm not the one for you, why have we been through what we have been through?"
  • "I want you to be my keeper, but not if you are so reckless."
  • "If you're gonna let me down, let me down gently."
  • "Don't pretend that you don't want me."
  • "What are you waiting for?"
  • "It ain't no life to live like you're on the run."
  • "Have I ever asked for much?"
  • "The only thing that I want is your love."
  • "Everybody tells me it's 'bout time that I moved on."
  • "I need to learn to lighten up and learn how to be young."
  • "My heart is a valley, it's so shallow."
  • "I'm scared to death if I let you in that you'll see I'm just a fake."
  • "Sometimes I feel lonely in the arms of your touch, but I know that's just me 'cause nothing ever is enough."
  • "I stain every heart that I use to heal the pain."
  • "I should probably tell you now before it's way too late, that I never meant to hurt you or lie straight to your face."
  • "Consider this my apology."
  • "Take your eyes off of me so I can leave, I'm far too ashamed to do it with you watching me."
  • "This is never ending, we have been here before."
  • "I can't stay this time cause I don't love you anymore."
  • "Don't come any closer."
  • "Don't try to change my mind."
  • "I'm being cruel to be kind."
  • "It feels like we're oceans apart."
  • "Maybe we're already defeated."
  • "You have given me something that I can't live without."
  • "I don't want to carry on like everything is fine."
  • "Please don't fall apart, I can't face your breaking heart."
  • "I'm trying to be brave."
  • "Stop asking me to stay."
  • "Everything changed me."
  • "I don't regret a thing."
  • "I want to live and not just survive."
  • "I don't think you can save me."
  • "I only wanted to have fun."
  • "Deep down I must have always known that this would be inevitable."
  • "I know I'm not the only one who regrets the things they've done."
  • "Sometimes I just feel it's only me who can't stand the reflection that they see."
  • "They can't look me in the eye, it's like they're scared of me."
  • "Sometimes I just feel it's only me who never became who they thought they'd be."
  • "That was a million years ago."
  • "Why don't we just play pretend, like we're not scared of what is coming next."
  • "If this is my last night with you, hold me like I'm more than just a friend."
  • "It matters how this ends, 'cause what if I never love again?"
  • "No one knows me like you do."
  • "Since you're the only one that matters, tell me who do I run to?"
  • "Let this be the way we remember us."
  • "I don't wanna be cruel or vicious, and I ain't asking for forgiveness."
  • "I find it funny that you're the only one I never looked for."
  • "I wasn't ready then, I'm ready now."
  • "You will only be eternally the one that I belong to."
  • "I've been looking for you, baby, in every face that I've ever known."
  • "There is something about the way you love me that finally feels like home."
  • "I have loved you all my life."
  • "I gave you everything you never gave me."
  • "There's too much that I haven't said."
  • "Did you find the note that I wrote?"
  • "Do you even know that I can't let go?"
  • "Why were you so cold? Let the truth be told."
  • "Tell me, was it all for the thrill?"
  • "The words don't come out right when you're right in front of me."
  • "Why do you love me?"
  • "I'm in deeper than I knew."
  • "How do you keep me coming back for more after all we've been through?"
  • "I can't decide if I should run and hide."
  • "I want you to love me."
  • "Where does the time go?"
  • "I spend every single moment daydreaming of you."
  • "I can't describe how I feel, it feels right."
  • "You have a place in my heart that will always be yours."
random songs starter sentences
  • ❝I waited for your reply here in the pouring rain.❞
  • ❝Nothing lasts forever.❞
  • ❝Our minds are troubled by the emptiness.❞
  • ❝Say you'll remember me.❞
  • ❝I know the hurt won't pass.❞
  • ❝The horses are coming.❞
  • ❝I know I let you down.❞
  • ❝Give me love like never before.❞
  • ❝Sometimes I wish you'd just shut up.❞
  • ❝I wish I was in love but I don't wanna cause any pain.❞
  • ❝What if the way we started made it something cursed from the start.❞
  • ❝I never meant to hurt you.❞
  • ❝There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around.❞
  • ❝I know I took the path that you would never want for me.❞
  • ❝I gave you hell through all the years.❞
  • ❝I'm just a slave unto the night.❞
  • ❝Lose your mind.❞
  • ❝I gotta change if I wanna keep you forever.❞
  • ❝I bet my life for you.❞
  • ❝Lose your clothes.❞
  • ❝Don't let them in.❞
  • ❝Remember when I told you that's the last you'll see of me?❞
  • ❝I promise that I'm gonna try.❞
  • ❝I let you down, didn't I?❞
  • ❝I'm not a saint.❞
  • ❝What if it only gets colder.❞
  • ❝Don't tell me you can't forgive me.❞
  • ❝I've had enough.❞
  • ❝I hate that I let you down.❞
  • ❝Do you ever think of me when you lie?❞
  • ❝Am I just a fool?❞
  • ❝If you had a heart I was hoping that you would show me some.❞
  • ❝Maybe I'm addicted to all the things you do.❞
  • ❝They say you don't know what you got 'til it's gone.❞
  • ❝Yes, I suppose.❞
  • ❝Does she/he know I've been in that bed before?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know that I did it all for you.❞
  • ❝You'll remain just afraid in the dark.❞
  • ❝All things go.❞
  • ❝What do I see in you?❞
  • ❝I'm ashamed to say that I'm not over you.❞
  • ❝Ten years ago, that's when you proposed.❞
  • ❝Am I just a silly girl/boy?❞
  • ❝Call me when you're not so busy just thinking of yourself.❞
  • ❝Life is a movie, but there will never be a sequel.❞
  • ❝The people are saying that you have been playing my heart.❞
  • ❝Don't yell at me.❞
  • ❝I just figured I was something that you couldn't replace.❞
  • ❝Get the fuck out.❞
  • ❝Together we'll mend your heart.❞
  • ❝They say that your darkest hour comes before your dawn.❞
  • ❝You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.❞
  • ❝You had me caught in every web that you weaved.❞
  • ❝Don't tell me listen to your song because it isn't the same.❞
  • ❝I hate that I made you think that the trust we had is broken.❞
  • ❝I need to just make up my mind.❞
  • ❝Good things come to those who wait.❞
  • ❝I'll never have a chance.❞
  • ❝Touch me, don't be sweet.❞
  • ❝It's been awhile but I still feel the same.❞
  • ❝I'm done feeling like a stranger to myself.❞
  • ❝Why you gotta be so rude?❞
  • ❝Life couldn't get much sweeter.❞
  • ❝There's no one in town.❞
  • ❝I'm best when I'm in love and I'm in love with you.❞
  • ❝If you were with me tonight, I'd sing to you just one more time.❞
  • ❝I'll give you all I got.❞
  • ❝Why we're always at each others throats?❞
  • ❝He/She hit me and it felt like a kiss.❞
  • ❝There's you in everything I do.❞
  • ❝Chasing after you is like a fairytale.❞
  • ❝Is there life on Mars?❞
  • ❝Don't let them see.❞
  • ❝One last time I need to be the one who takes you home.❞
  • ❝We're living different lives.❞
  • ❝I don't deserve it.❞
  • ❝How in hell did this shit happened?❞
  • ❝I know that this is my fault.❞
  • ❝You're turning me on.❞
  • ❝I don't wanna be without you.❞
  • ❝The ones that love me I tend to leave behind.❞
  • ❝I should've been more careful.❞
  • ❝I'll make it feel like the first time.❞
  • ❝All I really care is you wake up in my arms.❞
  • ❝No matter where I sleep, you are haunting me.❞
  • ❝When I get you moaning you know it's real.❞
  • ❝I feel like a failure.❞
  • ❝I am longing for your love.❞
  • ❝One more time, I promise after that I'll let you go.❞
  • ❝He/She'll never love you like I can.❞
  • ❝Stay with me a minute.❞
  • ❝I am drowning.❞
  • ❝I swear I'll make it worth it.❞
  • ❝Why can't I keep my fingers off you baby?❞
  • ❝It's hard to breathe.❞
  • ❝At least I'm being honest.❞
  • ❝I really loved you bad.❞
  • ❝I don't care if you got her/him in your heart.❞
  • ❝I was hoping you'd save me.❞
  • ❝I just can't believe that this is my life.❞
  • ❝No one said this would ever be easy, my love.❞
  • ❝Don't make me cry.❞
  • ❝They could never make me hate you.❞
  • ❝Let me kiss you in the pouring rain.❞
  • ❝I'm angry but I still love you.❞
  • ❝Let's go get high.❞
  • ❝I will never let you go.❞
  • ❝You like your girls'boys insane.❞
  • ❝We will be alright.❞
  • ❝Don't make me sad.❞
  • ❝I will be by your side when the impossible rises up.❞
  • ❝The past is in the past.❞
  • ❝He/She hurt me but it felt like true love.❞
  • ❝Don't let them know.❞
  • ❝I'm never going back.❞
  • ❝Don't tell me that I'm wrong.❞
  • ❝It's all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love.❞
  • ❝Be the good girl/boy you always have to be.❞
  • ❝I never meant to break your heart.❞
  • ❝Lately I've been waking up alone.❞
  • ❝I never wanted anything from you.❞
  • ❝I never meant to make you cry.❞
  • ❝Don't you place the blame on me.❞
  • ❝I just wanna hold you.❞
  • ❝What would you think of me now?❞
  • ❝You gotta hold on.❞
  • ❝I've been saving all my summers for you.❞
  • ❝I guess we are who we are.❞
  • ❝I never said thank you for that.❞
  • ❝All I want is the thaste that your lips allow.❞
  • ❝Did I take it too far?❞
  • ❝Don't you know I'm human too?❞
  • ❝You're still beautiful to me.❞
  • ❝I thought might get one more chance.❞

UHHH feel kinda bad right now dont really know why. like everythings fine.i just feel like im… procrastinating but im also not behind with anything. literally all caught up with my schoolwork and did a couple things ive been meaning to get done for a bit but like. since theres still More i could do i feel bad. im gonna get up and work on some assignments for tomorrow i think

shevathegun  asked:

"I... I just wish I knew what to do. It's my own fault, really -- I never dreamed I'd be acquitted and now... Well, I'm a relic. I can't go back to teaching. There's no Prefect to aid, thank goodness. But... I don't know. It just feels like there's no room left for me anymore. I'm trying to pick a new trajectory at 80 years old and I just... I only wish it didn't feel so futile an effort." (professortora)

D’rorah considered Naprem, thinking over her very unique conundrum.  What did a survivor do with freedom she never expected to have?  Had freedom been the wrong gift?  Had she only given Naprem more difficulties and problems?  “Why not go back to teaching?  You have lived the history many of today’s youth need to learn.  Or… you could do nothing.  You could do nothing or anything you want.  Bajor needs people for everything these days.  It needs you, Naprem… in whatever capacity you would like to give yourself.”

@professortora

The types as thoughts I had while I was on my walk
  • ((I got lost for like 2 hours in my own neighborhood it was a mess but totally worth it))
  • ENFP: If i die out here, at least I'll be wearing my favorite pants.......but damn it they're going to get grass stains if I fall over.... god damn it..... I have to keep walking.....
  • INFP: That article we had to read for our Walking For Wellness final was wrong. I've been walking for hours and I feel even worse. Fuck you science.
  • ENTP: We're all just beings with potential. Like, right now, I have the potential to meet the love of my life, have a prosperous career, be a success story.....but eventually I'm either going to fulfill that potential or lose it and I have no control over that. Shit man when I die I hope I still have more potential than just firewood.....I want to have been someone but still be someone....you know? Why do I say you know when I'm internally monologue-ing? it's almost as if I have this idea that there's a constant audience......maybe there is...........eyes are everywhere man......
  • INTP: What exactly is the typical distance required for the doppler effect to work? Like...I could've swore that car was playing Chandelier by Sia but Sia had a baritone vocal range...that can't be....i was only like 20 feet away... was it a cover or am I just not up to date on pop music?
  • ESFP: *just the lyrics to Bye Bye Bye over and over again*
  • ISFP: I should delete my facebook...then I wouldn't be so stressed out all the time.....but then again what would i do with all of my shitposts.....
  • ESTP: Man this is like the third street I've ran across....like I'm sure if I waited the cars would probably clear out but I kind of like scaring the shit out of people. Plus I'm wearing white pants. They're like a fucking beacon in the fucking night. Maybe they think I'm like a banshee or something, like in that one Nancy Drew Computer game that scared the actual living shit out of me as a kid....
  • ISTP: *to internal monologue* just a sec, i gotta check under that park bench for some reason.....k what were u saying...
  • ESTJ: If i die the last text message I sent is going to be a combination of emojis that don't go together....my legacy
  • ISTJ: It's times like these I could potentially get murdered. Especially by that guy over there.....nah wait we're by a church. He wouldn't fucking dare. God is in our presence. I am both disappointed and appreciative of the fact that this bearded man with the cigarette is not going to kill me and I don't know how to feel about that feeling.
  • ESFJ: I'm gonna flirt with that guy in the donut store...maybe he'll buy me a donut......................................... never mind.....that was a shit idea and i know it......
  • ISFJ: Here I am again. At the Huge-Ass Spire That Serves No Purpose other than helping lost and confused boys like me find their way home. I think the only thing different about this situation is that I'M the one who's lost and I'm walking...maybe it's a rite of passage as a boy. To get lost in your own neighborhood and have to use the Spire as a guiding beacon. Jeez dude speaking of boys, they are the absolute Worst. I hate them.
  • ENTJ: 4 different people I know just offered to pick me up and give me a safe ride home but I'm gonna stick with it to the end and walk another 4 miles in pitch blackness. I'm an adult!(sorta) NO BABY STUFF.
  • INTJ: All of you fuckers need a lesson on how to properly mulch your fucking trees. Fuck you and your fucking mulch volcanos. Suffocating the fucking environment you fucks.
  • ENFJ: ....I wonder how many people blocked me on facebook
  • INFJ: Is this a personal crisis? Is this what a personal crisis is like? Why isn't anyone trying to stop me?...end this constant walking......is this what my life has become? This neverending walk towards NOTHiNG?
whats up with me

hey guys.. im going to come right out and say it.. I hate my job. It was fun at first but it has become a draining thing that I just kind of have to do and get it over with. I have a hard time submitting to authority because I would rather do things on my own for my self. 

So.. heres the plan.. I am going to be in your face until I can afford to quit. 

I feel like ive lost sight of what my main channel was all about, Doing things I found funny and not trying to pump out something three times a week in the hopes someone will watch it. So, you’re going to notice a decrease in videos on my main channel and an increase in videos on my second channel. Why? .. 

When I was in highschool I discovered the game halo 2 and fell instantly in love with FPS online mulitplayer games. I played that game EVERYDAY and every moment I got a chance. It opened the doors up to gaming for me. When I was four or five my grandmother bought me a sega which I still own and love playing, Gunstar heros, mortal kombat and even the lion king game. After years of playing that my mom bought me a gameboy colour and a nintendo 64 (typical child hood gaming story) I have to say my favourite games for the N64 were james bond as they had the local multiplayer with bots. (i was a kid who wasn’t allowed to have any friends over ever so the bots on james bond kept me company). 

Anyway I had to set gaming a side when I moved out to focus on college (HA) and making videos. Recently I downloaded steam and I have fallen in love again with gaming. So ive been having a ton of fun playing games over on my second channel with my friends and some of the subscribers who join my games. I want to keep doing that as its fun and easier for me to do while still having fun. Im working on doing a video EVERYDAY although its kind of hard im working at it. Soon hoping to have a video a day for the rest of time till i can’t do it anymore. 

The other part of this I really enjoy is doing live streams where I play games with you guys. Twitch is a wonderful site. Its been my favourite to live stream on so far. It is fairly simple, not too whorish in the way where you have to beg people to give you a thumbs up or give you tips or what ever. (yeah theres a donation button but its completely optional). 

As for my main channel, I want to actually put more work into the videos I upload there. I need to raise my own bar and stop settling for something I rushed to put out. 
If you’re wondering why I don’t do videos where I stand in front of my black screen and try and tell jokes, that would be because I have been doing stand up comedy and focusing most of my “joke writing” on that and it feels like its working a lot better for me. Im trying to not spread my self so thin and really enjoy creating videos again. So, prepare yourself for some skits that I feel are real quality videos. 

So I guess heres the deal.. As long as you guys keep giving me your support im going to keep pumping my self out there for you. Is that a deal? The less I need the job the more I can be there for you guys making videos and live streaming. 

Anyway.. 
thanks for listening! 
you guys are awesome. 

new years challenge
  • hey losers 2016 is almost upon us and all of us are still on here (kidding youre not losers), so that means a language new year challenge! feel free to follow it but if you do please tag it as #afny please thanks. this will be tagged as #AFNYORIGINAL for reference. if youre not advanced enough to do something, try to do as simple of a form as possible. if you cant think of a simple form, send me an ask. also, if you feel like it, include an english translation. i wanna read what youre saying (otherwise ill google translate it). and yes i kNOW this is like speutchlish's but they havent been very active lately but if theres a problem w me doing this what u do each day is following:
  • jan 1: what are your goals for 2016? answer in full sentences if you can
  • jan 2: what's your favorite holiday song? why? the more you can answer here, the better.
  • jan 3: translate said song into target language/native language if its in the target one/english if u can. otherwise just try and talk abt what it means, or how much u understand
  • jan 4: tell us abt your day
  • jan 5: do a random search on wikipedia (search special:random) and write about it.
  • jan 6: find one musical artist in a country of your target language and write 6 facts about them
  • jan 7: congrats! one week. talk about something youre really glad is over
  • jan 8: tell us abt ur day
  • jan 9: whats ur fave thing to do in winter?
  • jan 10: translate a song into target language/native language if its in the target one/english if u can. otherwise just try and talk abt what it means, or how much u understand
  • jan 11: What was the best thing that happened to you this weekend?
  • jan 12: what do you like to do?
  • jan 13: what music do you listen to?
  • jan 14: what are you looking forward to this weekend?
  • jan 15: write a poem
  • jan 16: talk abt ur day
  • jan 17: whats your happiest memory?
  • jan 18: (last one) translate a song
  • jan 19: whats your favorite poem?
  • jan 20: what is something youre dreading to do
  • jan 21: whats your favorite and least favorite part of your language?
  • jan 22: if you could go to one place, where?
  • jan 23: whats your biggest regret?
  • jan 24: make a list of vocab of the first ten things you see around you outside. be as specific as possible!
  • jan 25: write abt a hero
  • jan 26: write abt your day
  • jan 27: do a random search on wikipedia (search special:random) and write about it.
  • jan 28: whats the worst thing youve ever eaten? why? and what was the best?
  • jan 29: whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
  • jan 30: free day! write about whatever you want, whether that be on this list that youve already done or something else. use your imagination! :)
  • jan 31: do you think youve improved? why or why not?
SARADA’S GLASSES THEORY

OK SO IDK IF ANYONE’S THOUGHT OF THIS ALREADY BECAUSE I HAVEN’T CHECKED THE TAGS BUT I HAVE A SMALL THEORY.

so people are already speculating that Sakura is using her chakra to heal Sarada’s eyes and that’s why she’s constantly passing out and everything. we also know that Sarada’s eyes are shown to be screwed up, too, like how Sasuke’s were before he switched them for Itachi’s:

(Sasuke)

(Sarada)

so his blindness is something that has to be hereditary.

okay well i’m not an expert but I was thinking—what if Sakura has some of her chakra linked/put into Sarada’s glasses???

I mean we already know that Sakura is hella good at controlling her chakra and concentrating it into certain areas so that could explain why something so simple like glasses gives Sarada the ability to see while something like that couldn’t have helped Sasuke. That would also explain why the glasses have significance too and would a topic of discussion: 

and, if I’m remembering this correctly, ninjas have the ability to put their chakra into their weapons, right? also naruto and sasuke also had special arms made that work like their original ones, meaning that their new arms are able to withstand a lot of power. so if all that can happen, why not have a special pair of glasses made that can hold a bunch of chakra? after all, Sakura is the best medical-nin there is. plus, this could be the reason why someone as strong as Sakura is always fainting because a chuck of her chakra is literally missing or being shared with 24/7.

we’re then left with the mystery of why Sasuke hasn’t been around for so long. maybe he’s looking for a cure, idk, but i guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

like I said I’m only have a vague amount of knowledge of how chakra works so I could be totally off with this but if this is accurate in any way please feel free to build upon it!

((actually, add more details if you can because i feel like i’m not doing this idea any justice))

reyindee  asked:

You may not believe but, I feel the same. I feel that some times I'm just there to be a guest and annoy their lifes. Even if peoples say that I inspire them, some times I don't believe this. It's okay if you feel this way, you're not the only one *kisses your forehead* you do inspire people, like me for example, you inspire me as heck. Seeing you in my dashboard makes me smile. You're an awesome artist, I would say more but there's a limit. Stay strong Wolfy. And never stop doing your art!!!!!

A-Although I have been being sad but you guys- …W-why..?

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Marina and the Diamonds Inspired Make Up

I was feeling little crummy this morning about myself so I was like “I’m GOING TO DO THAT MAKE UP TEST I’VE BEEN DYING TO TRY."  I got to say, I really like this look on me, I’m pretty sure the hearts on the wrong side though. EITHER WAY, I really love her music and this is based more off of the "How to be a Heartbreaker” video and song. Hope you like it! <3

Hayes Grier Imagine for Anon

I was sitting on the couch texting my best friend hayes. He was away at magcon and i missed him so much but i was still really proud of him.

He texted me “i think i left my spare key in your cookie jar and my mom needs it could you get it please?” He asked i laughed as i got up typical hayes. I walked into the kitchen and opened the cookie jar. I felt around but couldn’t feel anything. I felt a piece of paper and pulled it out. “Go to the garden” it read. I was a little confused but i went to the frontyard anyways. Sitting there on the swing was a bouquet of flowers and another note. “These are the key, the lock is in your room” i picked up the flowers and walked upstairs

I opened the door and sitting there on my bed was hayes. My face curbed into a smile as i ran over to him. Hugging him tightly “what are you doing here” i squealed. He spun me around before placing me infront of him. “I actually came her to ask you something” he said nervously. “Okay must be important if you came all the way here” i said giggling “yeah” he said laughing slightly while rubbing the back of his neck. “(Y/n), we’ve been friends since forever and it’s been great but i feel like theres sormthing missing, i feel like i need you in a different way lately do you know what i mean” he said nervously. “Not really..” I said confused. He groaned “i like you okay, not just as a friend but as maybe more” he said quickly. I stood there in silence. “Fuck of course you don’t feel the same way why am i so stupid” hayes yelled putting his face in his hands and sitting on the bed. I sat beside him and removed his hands so we were looking eachother directly in the face. I said nothing i just leaned in slowly. Finally our lips touched and hayes moved his hands around my waist. I pulled away slowly looking him in the eyes again as we both smiled to eachother

  • [Sitting down to dinner.]
  • Doctor Who: This is really yummy! Are there bananas in this?
  • Hannibal: In the glaze, yes.
  • Sherlock: *sniffs at contents of fork* Have they always done the cooking for us and we've just been eating the food this whole time?
  • Supernatural: Dude, stop bitching. There's going to be pie!
  • Sherlock: I've just never had lamb that tasted quite like this.
  • Hannibal: It's the combination of the marinade and the glaze.
  • Harry Potter: What kind of pie is it?
  • Hannibal: *smiles and pours more wine* It's a combination of sweet and savory. I hope you like it.
  • Sherlock: *steps on Supernatural's foot*
  • Supernatural: *answers with mouth full* What?
  • Sherlock: Why do I feel like I'm sitting in the middle of a crime scene?
  • Doctor Who: We really need to work on that paranoia of yours.
  • Hannibal: More salad anyone?

anonymous asked:

If back hugging and making jimin smile are ways to cheer jimin up, imagine the stuff we haven't seen kook do yet wen theres no cameras. Assdfghjkhfsa

I KNWO. like ive always noticed tht jikook moments always happen backstage….a lot of them r jus caught by fancams, so i feel like everything they do is rlly natural nd rlly them. like jungkook isnt the type to display affection openly but he’s becoming less reserved in front of the camera nd showing more sides of himself, which is why we’ve been seeing him treat jimin more affectionately…..but we’re only jus catching a GLIMPSE of wht he’s like behind the scenes jcjkfdlskjsf 

i rmb i used to mk this face :-/ at jikook a lot even tho it was my first ship in bts, bc i lov them, but jimin’s relentless devotion to jungkook was a mystery to me,, but…..it’s become so fucking clear. jungkook is jimin’s happy pill. he’s always been. jus not always in front of the camera. 

i swear jimin’s been conditioned to smile nd laugh heartily at whatever jungkook does….like some pavlovian response by now..bc he’s always been the one to mk jimin laugh bts(behind the scenes). jungkook is the funniest person on earth to him no matter wht