why do all of have to be fully grown men

did the 2009 dan even try and process the thought that he would have a fanbase so up his ass he could post a photo of literally anything and we’d all be freaking out and posting 20 edited versions of it and making thousands and thosands of texposts of me bc 9 yr old me definitely didn’t anticipate being excited over two fully grown men taking a picture of themselves and yet