why do *i* find it funny

That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

anonymous asked:

It's so funny how we use to get all excited when there were hints at Dark or Anti. *gasp* "WAS THAT A GLITCH!! I'm so excited and 'scared!' Woooo theories!" It's funny how it's changed from that, to sobbing when we think about Dark. It used to be an exciting kinda 'scary' thing but now it's so sad once you think about how it all started. He didn't deserve that.

i find it funny that the whole wkm thing we were expecting it to be spooky and full of mystery and like omg mark died who’s the killer??? sort of thing, but no way we’re met with so much heartbreak in the end. (also tons of love for the jims but still lol)

i love the take that mark and his team took on these characters, that yes they’re evil and not to be trusted, but we see why they act the way that they do and this series shows just where they came from. and that’s why i love origins, so we get a better sense of understanding about these characters. 

and what’s even cooler is that mark didn’t have to do this, he could have dropped these characters at any time, but he didn’t. he decided to write more about them, create more lore, give them tragic backstories, develop them in how he wants them. and we freaking love it and love him for it.

but i definitely agree, both dark and wilford deserve better. 💜

im sorry, the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now.

why?

oh.

because they’re d-

actually. never mind.

they’re immortal.

they’ve lived 2,139 lives so far.

trust me, I want them to be dead.

they literally won’t die.

also they’re on an island that lives outside of space and time which not even Google maps can locate so there’s definitely no service there, so that’s also why they can’t come to the phone.

yeah.

I’m gonna go now.

have fun saving your friends, though.

tempestade-das-estrelas  asked:

Could I get a mermaid Pidge please??? I actually have a swimmable mermaid costume myself so I thought 'why not?' X3 (Also if you don't get what I mean just google mermaid monofin swimsuit and it should make sense)

Cooool

  • she isn’t your typical ariel
  • she doesn’t really care about land to be honest
  • she’d probably like to mess with people who came to swim in the sea though
  • she finds it really funny
  • pranks sailors with Lance!!!
  • if you’re a human 
  • she probably met you on accident
  • like if she was just doing her thing, messing with the swimming ppl
  • and then she sees you and she’s like ‘holy fuck they’re pretty.’
  • and then she kinda gets a crush on you pretty fast
  • probably tries to start a conversation with over half of her in the water so you don’t see her tail
  • she will never tell anyone about this
  • lance would give her sooo much shit about it though
    • because let’s be real, lance would totally peek at them and find out
  • if you’re a mermaid 
  • she’s probably been your friend for awehile
  • teaches you a lot of random facts
  • she loves spending time with you okay
  • you guys coming up to watch the sunset because it looks pretty
  • Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
  • Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
  • Interviewer: Brown one.
  • Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
  • Interviewer: And the black one?
  • Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
  • Interviewer [naturally a bit flummoxed]: I see. What do you give them to eat?
  • Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
  • Interviewer: Black.
  • Farmer: It eats grass.
  • Interviewer: And the other one?
  • Farmer: Grass.
  • Interviewer [now annoyed]: Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
  • Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
  • Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
  • Farmer: It’s also mine
A funny thing

I think it’s kinda funny how people think some of these Danny focused tumblrs either have secret conversations with Danny or are him. I don’t know why people think that. Though I almost feel it is a complement to the admin of the blog. 

So to clarify: I do not have any sort of communication with Danny (though if I did I would so not tell anyone also I would feel oh so special) and Danny is not on tumblr. If he was I would have to hide this blog cuz it would be a little embarrassing for him to find.

BTS “changed” their BIO lol, so I imagined what could have happened

  • Jhope: GUYS LISTEN! from now on I am a chill guy
  • Jin: BRO! Chill MWAHAHA. Jimin you get it?
  • JM: I hate you Hyung
  • Suga: … 
  • Jhope: So I decided to take one “~” from our Bio on twitter
  • Rapmon: What the … what does that even have to do with you???
  • Jhope: 2 “~” make it sound like hiiiiiii but we need to only be hiii
  •  V: NO! The last time I followed Gucci you unfollowed it as soon as you found out. Jungkookah you tell him
  • Jungkook:  I don’t even use it do whatever you want
  • Suga: … 
  • Rapmon: But wait you can’t ju-
  • Jhope: OK DONE! IT IS A NEW ME 

Meanwhile ARMY: ???????????????????????????

I hate edgy culture, this is a real article about a real *14 year old* girl being shot in the head, she’s paralyzed and partially blind, and people are laughing reacting or “thankful” reacting to it on Facebook. 

Male violence against women is so common, that we find this funny. A young girl has gone from wanting to spend her summer horseback riding and because of two boys instead her goal is to move her fingers, and we’re acting like it’s a joke. Why do we, as a culture, hate women so much? 

(here’s the actual article if you wanted to read the story)

  • Lance: AH. This is tomorrow's school paper. Oh my god, on the front page, there's a picture of me kissing Keith by the lake.
  • Pidge: Lance why are you kissing Keith by the lake?
  • Lance: We caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don't show you that.