why didn't anyone tell me about this guy

Monster Under The Bed
  • Ezra: You know, Sabine, I miss Maul.
  • Sabine: Really?
  • Ezra: Yeah. I wish I could see him again.
  • Maul: *enters room* I can help you with that, apprentice.
  • Ezra and Sabine: Aaaarrrrrrghh!!
  • Ezra: Where did you come from, Maul!?
  • Maul: Oh, I've just been hiding under your bed for the past two months, trying to avoid Caleb.
  • Ezra: Who's Caleb?
  • Maul: Ah, I see he hasn't told you yet.
  • Sabine: Who hasn't told Ezra what?
  • Maul: *rolls eyes* Just ask Kanan. He'll explain everything.
  • [Five minutes later]
  • Ezra: Kanan, M- *clears throat* Somebody told me about a guy named Caleb. Do you know anyone with that name?
  • Kanan: *gasps* Ezra, that's my real name! Who told you that!?
  • Ezra: One: Oh my gosh! Why didn't you tell me!? And two: I learned it from mau- *clears throat* I mean, the monster under my bed.
  • Kanan: Nice try, Ezra. Who really told you?
  • Maul: *approaches* Exactly what he said, Master Jedi. The monster under his bed.
  • Kanan: *facepalm* Oh, no!

anonymous asked:

imagine bucky and sam and nat getting together because they formed a 'hopelessly in love with steve rogers' club and sort of all fell in love with each other and when steve finds out hes all 'geez why didn't you tell me guys' and 'i feel left out now'

the club had started with drunken confessions. sam wilson would have told you it wasn’t possible to get natasha romanoff drunk enough to admit to having a crush, but - well, it happened. the next morning, she said, “don’t you fucking dare tell anyone,” and that was the end of that.

at least, until bucky told sam he had a crush on steve, too.

well, to be fair, it was more like sam bugging him about it until he admitted it. (which really, it only took once - bucky turned beet red and stammered for a few minutes, but then he admitted it readily enough). bucky stuck to steve like glue for a very long time even after the hardest parts of his recovery were over, and it stood out to sam like a flashing neon sign that bucky was absolutely smitten with that boy.

sam told nat, and nat threw up her hands and said “well, we’d better start a damn club.”

so they did. steve walks in on one of their “meetings” - which mostly consist of drinking and complaining about how steve was too reckless on the last mission and he needs to be more careful - and at first he’s confused, but then he grins and says, “you guys have been having all this fun and i wasn’t invited?”

natasha exchanges glances with bucky and sam, raises an eyebrow at steve, and gets up from where they’re all sitting on the couch to approach him. he looks a tiny bit apprehensive, but she takes his hand and leads him back to the couch with her.

there is a lot more cuddling than talking after that.

"Happy 1 year.."
  • Y/N's POV
  • I looked at the clock and finally started getting ready. "You ready?" My manager peeps in her head in my room. I just nod and followed her down the stairs into the car. It was time to do a red carpet for an event. Who knows what event it was this time, all I know is, there are events after events that it is hard to keep up which one is happening.
  • We got to the event, and I got out the car. Flashes and camera shatters started going off. My manager let me onto the carpet to take some pictures. As I was walking, I got called by a friend of mine in seventeen magazine, to do a quick interview. I walked up to him and greeted him.
  • Interviewer: How are you Y/N?
  • Y/N: I'm good. Very good. Excited to be here!
  • Interviewer: What are you excited most about tonight?
  • Y/N: You know, everything. I just can't wait to see what Kevin Hart has in store as the host this year. So, I'm expecting it to be really funny..
  • Interviewer: So it was recently your birthday.
  • Y/N: Yes it was just last month exactly
  • Interviewer: Well, happy belated birthday from all of us!
  • Y/N: Thank you so much.
  • Interviewer: So can you recall the most memorable birthday good or bad in your life
  • Y/N: I can actually but I'm not going to say it haha
  • Interviewer: Come on, we can handle it
  • Y/N: Ok Well I have had great birthdays in the past. But the one I remember the most was my worst birthday in my life
  • Interviewer: OOoo, what happened?
  • Y/N: Well, a couple days before my birthday I was in jersey visiting some friends and I came back the morning of my birthday. And I went home to see my boyfriend
  • Interviewer: Ooo, boyfriend!!
  • Y/N: Yeah, well when I went home, I found him in bed, naked, with another girl in his arms.
  • Interviewer: WHAAATTT
  • Y/N: Yeah, my reaction too hahaha
  • Interviewer: And then what did you do?
  • Y/N: I was shocked too. And at that point I started a video and taking pictures as proof that there was another girl in bed with him, you know, just in case he denies it to our friends
  • Interviewer: Genius! Genius move!
  • Y/N: And from then on I just kept recording. I set it on the table so I can get the whole thing on table. I slowly removed the blanket that was covering them, and found that they were both naked. Which made me so much more mad you know. So I walked my butt to the kitchen, grabbed a big bucket, put 20 big hand scoops of ice cubes in it, then put cold water to the top. I walked back to the room, and poured it allllll over their bodies
  • Interviewer: YOU DID NOT!!!!
  • Y/N: But I did haha
  • Interviewer: They must have been pissed!!hahaha
  • Y/N: GOOD! Haha, well he fell to the side of the bed and sat up and said "Y/N what the hell!" like what the hell was that for and what the hell are you doing home. And the girl was trying to cover herself and yelling at me "YOU ARE FREAKING CRAZY!" And I remember yelling to the both of them, "IF A BOY EVERY CHEATS ON ME, I WILL BECOME A CRAZY BITCH NOT BECAUSE I'M CRAZY BUT BECAUSE YOU CRAZY ENOUGH TO CHEAT ON ME!"
  • Interviewer: That is great!! Hahaha he deserves it both of them! You heard it here folks! You cheat on her, you get the bucket!
  • Y/N: Yeah, want to know the craziest part of it all?
  • Interviewer: What's that?
  • Y/N: It was my most recent birthday...
  • Interviewer: Wait, what?!?! THIS WAS LAST MONTH. YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND LAST MONTH!
  • Y/N: I did in fact have one
  • Interviewer: WHAT?! Dish the dirt, who was it?!
  • Y/N: Haha that is what I'm going to be keeping a secret.
  • Interviewer: How long were you guys together? How long have you known each other?
  • Y/N: We've known each other for 2 years? 2 1/2 years, yeah. We dated for 11 months on my birthday. So we were friends before.
  • Interviewer: How tragic. Who is it though? A boy from your hometown? Someone famous?
  • Y/N: Wellllll, you know him.... So...
  • Interviewer: We know him huh? So he's famous!
  • Y/N: Welllll.... Yeah....? He's known..
  • Interviewer: He's upcoming famous.
  • Y/N: There you go, he's upcoming famous.
  • Interviewer: Come on, why won't you tell us? He did you wrong, do him wrong. Don't you want girls to know about him and his ways?
  • Y/N: *Smiles * Haha, I'm not going to deny him future girlfriends! Haha that sounds too much of an ex girlfriend type. I'm not like that. You know, one mistake does not define a person. Yeah, the mistake he made was pretty big and wrong but you know I don't know his intentions for doing so, or his reasonings behind it. But have you ever heard of the saying "You can do 99 things right and 1 thing wrong. But everyone will only remember the 1 thing you did wrong?" He did everything right in our relationship except one thing, the wrong thing. Doing me wrong. I don't want people to know him by the one thing he did wrong.
  • Interviewer: That's very kind of you for someone who just got their heart broken and cheated on. But really, are you sure there's not one little ounce in your body that wants people to know about him?
  • Y/N: Haha no.. I'm not going to do him dirty like that. I will not deny him his career because of one mistake either. I believe in him. I believe in his future. That it will be big and bright. I support him 100% and I will always be his number 1 fan whether he knows it or not. And I wish him all the luck in the future.
  • Interviewer: One more question. Why did you keep your relationship a secret?
  • Y/N: I have a personal life and a professional life. I like to keep those 2 separate. What I do in my personal life is my business. Not anyone else's. I didn't want my fans or his fans calling him out or me out saying we don't deserve each other, we can do better, or why are you guys dating, or he/she is ugly just because we are dating. No.. I don't want people to be in my business telling me what I can and can't have in my life. I would love to make my personal life public so everyone can know more about me but I'm not ready for that. I'm not comfortable with people telling me those kinds of things yet. So until then, my personal life and my business life will stay separate.
  • Interviewer: If you saw him right now, or he's watching this right now, what do you have to say to him?
  • Y/n: Today is the 9th?
  • Interviewer: It is in fact the 9th.
  • Y/N: uhm, * looks into the camera * Happy 1 year. * smiles