why didn't anyone tell me about this

Klangst
  • Keith: Lance what is your problem! You always do stupid shit! You could've gotten Shiro and Pidge killed!
  • Lance:
  • Keith: Really! Tell me what your damage is! You're bringing down the team like you always do! All you ever do is talk about yourself and how great you are but never consider anyone else!
  • Shiro: Keith... that's enough.
  • Hunk: Lance didn't mean to-
  • Keith: Why are you here?! Allura couldn't have chosen ANYONE better?! Totally useless Lance!
  • Allura: Keith stop it!
  • Lance:
  • Lance: I'm sorry.... You're right
  • Lance: I am useless.
angst sentence starters yay
  • i have used my satan powers to make another one of these, angst list 2.0
  • "You're not welcome here anymore."
  • "Could you tell the truth for once?"
  • "Don't touch me!"
  • "I've always hated you."
  • "Don't go where I can't follow."
  • "N-no... anything b-but that... p-please..."
  • "You sicken me."
  • "Why should I believe you?"
  • "You're a monster!"
  • "If you beg I might have mercy on you."
  • "I will kill you slowly and laugh as I watch the light leave your eyes."
  • "I thought you loved me."
  • "Why should I care about you?"
  • "Get away from me!"
  • "I have three months to live."
  • "I don't need your pity."
  • "No... No! NO! STOP!"
  • "I will cut you to pieces bit by bit until there's nothing left."
  • "Go ahead and cry, see if I care."
  • "I'm dying."
  • "You have two months to live."
  • "You don't love me."
  • "Don't think you can escape me."
  • "The buyers will go crazy over you."
  • "I will kill your family and make you watch."
  • "How could anyone love a monster like me?"
  • "Are you drunk again?"
  • "Don't shoot!"
  • "What am I living for anymore?"
  • "I can't... not anymore..."
  • "Pick a god and pray."
  • "Don't bother screaming, no one can hear you."
  • "I will do anything for you."
  • "You killed my family."
  • "It's all your fault."
  • "Disgusting."
  • "Don't forget that I own you."
  • "I can't breathe."
  • "You've been crying haven't you?"
  • "Who could ever love a monster like you?"
  • "I will bring you unimaginable pain until death comes as a blessing."
  • "Let's see... boiling water or red hot iron next..."
  • "Why didn't you tell me about this?"
Abusive/Toxic Relationship Starter Sentences
  • { Which can all be taken out of context if desired }
  • "He/She promised he/she'd stop.."
  • "It's nothing, I fell down the stairs."
  • "He/She says he/she loves me.."
  • "It's none of your business!"
  • "No one can know about this."
  • "Promise you won't tell anyone!"
  • "I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me."
  • "You know I love you, and I said I was sorry."
  • "I promise, never again."
  • "Y-You hit me.. You've n-never hit me before.."
  • "I only do this because I care."
  • "I don't like doing this, you practically make me."
  • "I didn't tell anyone, I swear!"
  • "Please don't be mad.."
  • "That doesn't look like an 'accident' to me."
  • "Why are you flinching? Are you afraid?"
  • "I don't want you to be afraid of me."
  • "I'm not okay with this."
  • "I said NO."
  • "I'm worried about you."
  • "That's it, I'm going to give him/her a talking to!"
  • "You're not going back to him/her, I'm not going to let you."
  • "Is there something you're not telling me?"
  • "If I didn't love you so darn much, I'd let you go. But I can't do that."
  • "I'm scared."
  • "I'm broken beyond repair, don't just try to fix me now that you think you know everything."
  • "I can't leave him/her, he/she isn't going to let me.."
  • "You deserve to be with someone who doesn't put you through this!"
  • "You can always leave him/her. You need to."

Every fandom I’ve dabbled in has that one person who everyone follows and are all a little scared of because they proudly go the hardest for their fave and only see in black and white and verbally abuse anyone who dares to disagree with them.  And because that’s intimidating as fuck and secretly a little enviable, the smaller blogs all fall in line and start reblogging and agreeing and idolizing, so the person gains even more power and becomes a tumblr fandom Regina George.  But then a few other blogs make it their life’s mission to hate everything tumblr Regina George says even when Regina makes some good points, and that’s sort of admirable but also cringey because they’re just so obvious.  

Don’t be Gretchen Weiners.  But don’t be Janis Ian either.  And don’t fucking be Regina George.

Be Tina Fey.  Always.  

Silence is Golden, Observation is Platinum

ok guess what fuckers i found a super sad story idea about tony somehow losing his voice and the avengers actually like it better so let’s write it and cry (update: idea from @thoseironeyes so ur welcome i saw it and cried) 

Tony was seriously annoyed that he was cursed with not talking. But were the Avengers going to know that he messed up and Loki told him that talking is unbecoming? No. Because he’s better than that, and he’ll get his voice back in a couple days after Bruce or Thor notice and flip out. Besides, he has things to do. 

Sure, working with Jarvis is a little bit harder. He has nonverbal cues, learns a little bit of sign language, and wastes time by looking at videos of dolphins clicking to get around town. (Well, around sea, but that doesn’t matter. The scientist also named the dolphin Eric, but that’s dumb, so Tony named him Dennis instead.) 

When he comes up to get food, he wants so badly to make the witty remark to just totally roast Barton, even if Natasha hits him on the arm for it. But sound won’t come out. His mouth opens, but he closes it again. If he writes it, then the comedic value is lost. 

“No stupid commentary for once?” Clint sasses. “Wow Stark, you’re playing nice. I’m impressed.” 

“Good job, Tony,” Steve says, flipping through the newspaper. (Ugh, Tony hates getting it delivered, newspapers are so last year.) 

He’s floored by the fact that they don’t notice anything. He makes no sound. When Natasha has a nice pun, he can’t laugh. No sound comes out. Tony can’t talk, and they seemingly don’t care. They like it. 

He tests it. When he watches a movie with Steve and Natasha, they say it’s nice that he doesn’t have the constant running commentary. (Screw you, his joke about Bruce the shark from Jaws was funny.) He doesn’t do anything in response. Natasha herself hasn’t even noticed anything; it’s like they ignore him. 

Weeks go by, and no one notices that Tony hasn’t made a peep in over a month. They like it. Bruce says it’s calming to have total quiet in the lab, save for Tony’s music. Tony doesn’t say anything. He bans Friday from saying anything about it. 

The next battle against Loki, he returns it. “I’m shocked they didn’t notice,” he muses, blasting his stupid freaking magic at the suit. (Tony hates magic.) “It must have been a nice reprieve for them, you not talking all the time. Wasting oxygen and breath with silly little comments.” Tony just scowls. 

“You’re an asshat,” he mutters, voice coming out like water from a leaky faucet. He’s not used to it. But Loki painfully brought up a point; they liked Tony better when he wasn’t talking. 

After the mission, Thor suggests Indian food. Tony really isn’t in the mood, but he eats same as them. He doesn’t say anything. Clint grins at him. Tony weakly smiles back, and thinks about what Loki said. Wasting oxygen and breath. He shouldn’t be doing that when people so obviously don’t care. Tony should’ve learned at an earlier age, what with Howard not paying attention to anything besides booze, inventions, and cars. No one has ever cared. 

So, Tony doesn’t talk. He does his job, releases things, and no one cares. No one notices. The Avengers like it better when he doesn’t talk. So, it stops. 

Not like anyone notices. 

He texts them, yeah. But those are easier to articulate, easier to maneuver. Even Natasha can’t beat him at the texting game. It’s easier than talking, easier than babbling only to realize that no one really cared about the invention he had made for his lab. It wasn’t cool, it was just another thing to tune out. 

He gets a small ray of hope when Bruce says that he hasn’t talked to Tony in forever. 

“You did at the mission thingy,” Clint says. “You know, when you had to patch up Cap?” 

“I did?” Clint shrugs. That’s the end of communication for them. Tony hasn’t talked to Bruce in three weeks and counting, not like it’s a big deal or anything. 

Tony honestly thought they would notice by now. He wasn’t doing interviews, he wasn’t at the forefront of his company meetings talking about the new revolutionary tech; it was all Pepper and the other members of Research and Development. 

Rhodey is the only one he periodically talks with, but Rhodey isn’t at the base. At least he would notice. Probably. Maybe. It was iffy. 

When Rhodey gets to the tower, he notices. 

None of the Avengers are spoken to. At first, he thinks that maybe Tony is giving them the silent treatment, and fists will be thrown if they did anything to Tony. 

“Tony, why aren’t you talking to any of them?” 

“They like it better when I don’t talk,” Tony says nonchalantly. “So I just don’t.” Rhodey’s throat constricts with shock and rage. 

“Tony,” he says lowly. “What have I said about jerks who don’t want to talk to you?” 

“Kick their asses and take names,” Tony says with a sigh. “Rhodey, I know. But maybe…maybe this is better.” 

“No, it isn’t,” Rhodey says, anger growing. “If those clowns can’t handle you talking like you’re about to die from not talking, they’re not friends. They’re not going to be in this tower, making you feel like shit. That’s not how friendship works.” He storms off, towards the common room. 

“When did Tony stop talking?” He demanded, looking straight at Natasha. 

“What do you mean?” Clint responds for her. “He talks all the time.” Rhodey takes a deep breath. Lord, give him strength. 

“No, he hasn’t,” Rhodey says. “The entire time I’ve been here, he hasn’t spoken a word to any of you. Jarvis, since apparently you’re the only one who knows anything around here, when was the last time Tony had an honest-to-god conversation with any of the Avengers?” 

“Approximately two months and three days ago,” Jarvis answers. The silence is so stunning that Rhodey would probably win an Oscar for his presentation of facts. 

“So none of you have even attempted conversation with him for over two months?” Rhodey asks, pinching the bridge of his nose. “None of you have…? God, I thought things couldn’t get worse, but no, this is the tip of the iceberg. Why haven’t any of you attempted conversations?” 

“We didn’t notice that much of a change. Usually, Tony just talks about his inventions anyway, and we can’t really understand what’s going on. So we just, you know, tune it out,” Clint offers feebly. 

“I’m sorry you’re angry with us, Colonel,” Steve says, “but I doubt you would’ve noticed a change if you had been with us.” There’s a silence so thick that Rhodey could cut it. 

“Okay, listen up Shit-for-Brains, I’m only gonna say this once, so you better respect an army guy with a higher rank than you,” Rhodey says with a growl. “Tony talking all the time is awesome. You get so much out of it, and when he talks a lot about his inventions, it means he’s comfortable with whoever he’s with. But apparently, since all of you are Emotionally Constipated and can’t recognize signs of Unhealthy Activity Among Humans, I’m gonna spell it out for you. all of you suck. All of you need to shower him in gifts and appreciation, because guess who is living in one of the nicest places in the western hemisphere? Oh wait, not me.” 

Tony just watches Rhodey go off. He’s silent (what else is new?) and almost smiling. He’s ripping them to shreds, and Natasha sidles up to Tony. 

“I’m sorry,” she says simply. “Am I forgiven?” 

“No,” Tony answers on instinct. “You owe me a hell of a lot, Natasha. It starts with listening to me tell you all about how you’re screwing up your weapons that I made for you.” 

anonymous asked:

Why are people so contrarian about Dark Souls as in the first game? I'm pretty sure that people are pretty aware that it has flaws I mean it didn't get perfect scores across the board. Also seeing someone say it's genre is a problem has made me never want to hear anyone's opinion on the game ever again.

People who really, really like things are often most aware of the flaws so I’ve never understood this Hot Take of someone going “heh.. lemme tell you, person who has played this game 70 times, about the FLAWS” and unsheathing their Hot Take

  • jt yorke season one: oh man liberty is so gross and annoying and fuck i wish she would leave me alone but i guess it's cool that she thinks i'm hot shit cause i am
  • jt yorke season two: liberty is so fucking annoying but i guess she's kind of cool
  • jt yorke season three: wow liberty is so ugly and gross and i just i mean it's not like i dream about her sometimes bc why would i do that? i mean psshhh!!! don't tell anyone that
  • jt yorke season four: liberty is so great maybe i should stop being an asshole and go out with her plus she's super smart and actually funny and pretty and creative and w o w liberty
  • jt yorke season five: liberty hates me she doesn't need me around and i have nothing else to live for anyway so i'm go gonna go kill myself bUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO PLEASE LIBERTY I WANT US TO BE A FAMILY FUCK FUCK FUCK
  • jt yorke season six: liberty is so fucking mean to me and idk why i mean she's so fucking annoying but it's not like i'm talking about her too much or anything i mean i can talk about other things like um, like . . . uh . . . fUCK just liberty just sucks okay she just sucks
  • jt yorke 2 seconds before he died: liberty is actually the love of my life i've loved her since i was twelve years old and i'm sick of denying it i love liberty van zandt and i'm going to man up and tell her and we can be together forever ok xoxo

anonymous asked:

so i checked my schedule and was scheduled for days out of my availability. i went to tell my manager and he said "oh yeah, [SM] already let us know not to worry about you coming." im not mad just frustrated, like why schedule me if you KNOW i can't come??? at least she let the other managers know, im super thankful for that. but this happened last week too, except she didn't let anyone know & i guess she didn't realize herself bc we (me & 2 managers) had to work it out with her.

The Godfather {Part II} Sentence Starters
  • "I know it was you, ____. You broke my heart."
  • "You won't take my children!"
  • "I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business."
  • "If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone."
  • "You can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this... nothing."
  • "_____, why are the drapes open?"
  • "In my home! In my bedroom! Where my wife sleeps... and my children play with their toys."
  • "Do me this favor. I won't forget it."
  • "Ask your friends in the neighborhood about me. They'll tell you I know how to return a favor."
  • "Good health is the most important thing. More than success, more than money, more than power."
  • "Don't you know that I would use all of my power to prevent something like that from happening?"
  • "I've learned that I have the strength to change."
  • "Why do you hurt me, ____? I've always been loyal to you."
  • "I suppose I always knew you were too smart to let any of them ever beat you."
Random Starters: Loss Edition
  • "They're... They've what now?"
  • "You can't be serious.. Stop playing around with me, I'm serious!"
  • "Please... Please just go.."
  • "Leave me alone! I don't want to see anyone!"
  • "Why did you leave me? I didn't get to say goodbye..."
  • "No, I want to be alone! I can't go on without them by my side!"
  • "Get away from me! You don't know what it feels like!"
  • "I can't even hold it together at their own funeral..."
  • "I'm... I'm sorry if I lashed out at you.."
  • "It's okay, they're in a better place now."
  • "What I'm about to tell you isn't easy..."
  • "Are you okay in there?"
  • "Are... Are you crying?"
  • "Shh... I know, it hurts. It hurts a whole lot."
  • "It's okay, just cry it out, don't try to hold it in."
  • "This behavior isn't healthy for you, you need to move on."
  • "I'm just trying to help, so if you could stop lashing out, that'd be wonderful!"
  • "You need to get over this."
  • "Can we go visit their grave today?"
  • "Do you want to visit their grave today?"
  • "Those are some very pretty flowers, I'm sure (He'll, she'll, they'll) love them.
  • "I brought this to leave at the grave."
  • "Oh! You brought a cute little toy to leave them company? That's very thoughtful of you!"
  • "I know it hurts, but it gets better as time goes on."
  • soo yeon: hang on, everyone! i got this. *lifts a huge pillar with her bare hands and knocks over a bunch of bad guys*
  • soo ho: what the? since when can you do that?!
  • *soo yeon has been training secretly and now has superhuman strength*
  • soo ho: wait, what? are you telling me we can just throw lines between two asterisks and people will buy it? why the hell didn't anyone tell me about this sooner?!
  • *since han sung's death, soo ho has learned the ability to summon hamburgers*
  • soo ho: oh boy!
  • ji dwi: hey, let me try that.
  • *ji dwi has finally won ah ro's heart and the two are to be married in a month*
  • *lmao just kidding*
  • ji dwi: dammit!

Anyone else think we’re getting inundated with voltron content which isn’t even in character? No? Just me then

anonymous asked:

so i got really sick and my friends had been worried because i couldn't keep anything down at all so i guess that's why they were so easily convinced when they were told I was dead but anyways the school nurse said i couldn't come back until i was fully well and had no fever or else they'd keep sending me back home so i was gone for like 7-8 days(?) and didn't tell anyone and i only told my best friend and the third day i was gone someone asked about me and sHE SAID I FUCJFING DIED (DEAD ANON)

Holy shit dude that is wild