why did you have to put that in there


Rey: “Why did you hate your father?” I love how when she sees him, you can hear her voice get quieter and almost breathless, and she looks down. 

Kylo: *turns around and fucking stands there because he knows what he is doing.*

Rey: *is shook* “Do you have something, a cowl or something you can put on?” *looks away again so she isn’t caught staring at that beautiful man before her.”


Rey: “Why did you hate your father? Give me an honest answer.”

Kylo: *starts to actually fucking move for once, still not making a peep.”

Rey: “You had a father who loved you, he gave a damn about you.” *is now crying :(((( but is it because of Han’s death or Kylo shirtless (jk but seriously)*

Kylo: “I didn’t hate him.”

Rey: “Then why?”

Kylo: “Why what?….” *says this shit with a hint of humor in his voice, he is egging her on. Tension WHO?*

Rey: *is shifting her gaze because she don’t know what the fuck to look at. he’s standing there shirtless, pecs lookin BOMB, his lips are so red and plump i am quaking myself.*


Rey: “Why did you….why did you kill him? I don’t understand.”

Kylo: “No? Your parents threw you away like garbage….” (ouch)

Rey: “They didn’t!” 

Kylo: “They did. And you can’t stop needing them.” *( uh boy we all know who YOU are needng right now, that look says it all)* “It’s your greatest weakness. Looking for them everywhere, and with Han Solo and with Skywalker.” (don’t butcher my ass but i can’t really understand the playback all that well so I might’ve gotten that last part wrong)“Did he tell you what happened that night?”

Rey: “Yes.”

Kylo: *shakes his head with that fucking smirk on his face* “No. He had sensed my power, as he senses yours. And he feuled it.”(probably got that wrong too omg)

Rey: *looks shook again, shakes her head because she doesn’t want to believe that Luke Skywalker would think about hurting his family.* “Liar.”

Kylo: *starts walking closer again, you can hear them breathing kinda heavyish now.* “Let the past die. Kill it….if you have to. That’s the only way to become who you were meant to be.”

Rey: *is left alone again, in disbelief.*

EXO Reaction when they are complaining/making a lot of noise and you lift your shirt up to shut them up

This was requested by a very naughty anon xD Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


“Okay no wait… I can’t stare… why did she just… maybe a small peek… she probably wants me to see… if not why would she lift it… no no.. I’m a gentleman.. ahhhh” *The existential crisis starts*


“Hmm… I see what you are doing there… you want me to shut up so I can hear you screaming my name while I hold you against the wall right?” *You shouldn’t have done that… or yes?*


*Well now he’s speechless so.. we can say it worked* 
*Probably won’t close his mouth until you put your shit down.
*Or take it off*
*Please do something, otherwise he’ll stand there petrified* 


“I don’t really understand women… she said she wanted to take things slow… now she’s lifting her shirt… but is angry because I looked… what do I do? How do I handle this? Should I laugh or cry or say they are pretty.. ahhhh” *Poor panda*


“Okay I’ll shut up now… I’ll be quiet I promise.. now now stop that!… I don’t want the other to come in and see… damn…” *The look on his face tho*


“If you wanted more action and less words you should have said so from the beginning… what am I going to do with you… oh wait.. I know. And it doesn’t involve clothes by the way”


“Omg jagi!!! What are you…wait! If I want to more clothes to come off, do I have to be even louder?” *He’s witty*


*Well I think you just broke him. Because he shut up, won’t close his eyes and doesn’t seem like he’s breathing at all*


“Ahh jagi that was funny.. now stop it… stop it before someone comes in… ah… no please… jagi! Okay fine I’ll shut up…. but please stop it” *Somehow he’s still not able to shut up*


*Has one of those moments that make you wonder where the quiet shy boy is* “Okay I’ll shut up… but you are coming with me… without that shirt…”


*He’s probably in the unicorn nirvana right now* “Nice… very… pretty… can I squish? I mean… I’ll be quiet now….squishy….”


*He might have stopped his random screaming but doesn’t mean he’s quiet in the inside*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Lemme tell you something… the upcoming Christmas schedule is not good. At all. You probably know why already. It may be the worst schedule I have seen yet.

BUT. You know what CN did that’s really cool? They put up a TON of holiday specials from the past and present on the Cartoon Network app. You got special episodes from shows from Dexter’s Laboratory to Unikitty!, I tried my best to list them all on this picture.

CN is definitely trying to sway people to their online content by doing stuff like this, as well as releasing new episodes of their big shows like Steven Universe online before airing on TV. You could say what they’re doing for Christmas on… TV are for the kids who like… what’s airing that week, while all the holiday stuff online is for the people who want some nostalgia or want to support their favorite shows directly, rather than having to worry about Nielsen ratings.

People will complain anyway, but that’s expected. I’m not saying the Christmas schedule isn’t awful. Because it is. I’m dreading making that spreadsheet next weekend. But I didn’t want this cool thing CN did to go unnoticed.

This stuff is available on the Cartoon Network app for iOS and Android, as well as through any cable box’s On Demand services. Some stuff may also be on the CN website, probably just modern stuff, though. I’m guessing a good amount of this will require a cable subscription, but I don’t know.

i’m sure the flipping fodder post is abt me. yes, i’m a real champ, i did the maths, and i gained 200 gems :) i dont think this is a bad thing to do at all, it happens in real life too. next time maybe organize smth so ppl apply for it and you can send them private auctions. think a bit, thats why we have brains, not for whining. ;))))

it’s like leaving a bike on the middle of the street unattended, and then whine when ppl take it. everyone who has the courage and wants it, will take it.

maybe put a lock on it if you dont want it stolen.

I’m profoundly baffled by people who say Trump is a “religious person” just because he wants more people to say Merry Christmas. I saw this comment today on his Facebook page.

“Regardless if you agree with everything Trump does, it’s nice to see a president be sincere and open about his religious beliefs.”

This man has only been “religious” in times where it benefited him. I have not seen any indication that he takes his Christianity seriously. Nor do I think he is anything close to a “good Christian.”

Allow me to demonstrate…

The seven deadly sins.

Gluttony: His favorite meal is burnt steak with ketchup. His body is a temple.

Lust: Grab them by the pussy!

Greed: Gold plated toilets.

Pride: “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest–and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault”

Sloth: Days after the crisis in Puerto Rico, Trump spent his weekend playing golf instead of working.

Wrath: “…when somebody disrespects our flag, to say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now, out, he’s fired! He’s fired!’”

Envy: President Obama had one of the biggest inauguration audiences ever seen. Trump… not so much. Despite this, Trump’s press secretary declared, "That was the largest audience to witness an inauguration, period. Both in person and around the globe." 

Are these the lies of an envious man? I invite you to judge for yourself.

So we have the deadly sins covered. How about the commandments?

1. You shall have no other gods before Me.

A bit philosophical, but I would say Trump worships money and power before any deity.

2. You shall not make false idols.

Trump is his own idol. Evidenced by the fake framed Time magazines with him photoshopped onto the cover posted proudly in his golf resorts. 

Trump’s narcissism has reached near legendary levels.

3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.

"President Donald Trump says the Navy should ditch longstanding plans for electro-magnetic catapults for its aircraft carriers and go back to goddamned steam." 

Ah yes, goddamned steam. The devil’s energy source.

4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

Instead of attending any kind of church, here is a lovely picture of Trump golfing… on a Sunday.

Poorly, it seems.

5. Honor your father and your mother.

He has honored his father by accepting a small loan of a million dollars, building up a fortune, making horrible business decisions, and eventually declaring bankruptcy six times. Some might say he tarnished the family name.

He has honored his mother by never really talking about her and pretending she barely exists.

6. You shall not murder.

"In Donald Trump’s first 7 months as President, we tracked 1,196 alleged incidents in which we assess at least 2,819-4,529 civilians died.”

He is on pace to out-drone Obama in his very first year.

7. You shall not commit adultery.


Sorry. I couldn’t contain myself on that one.

During divorce proceedings, Trump pleaded the fifth 97 times to avoid admitting to adultery. In his infamous Access Hollywood audio recordings he said, “I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”

He clearly takes marital bonds very seriously considering he has tied the knot 3 times

8. You shall not steal.

Trump stole $258,000 from his own charities to help settle legal disputes. He also took over his son’s charity for sick kids with cancer and used it to make profit.

He literally stole from kids with cancer.

9. You shall not bear false witness.

On average, Trump lies about 5 times per day. In his first seven months in office, he tallied a total of 1,057 false or misleading statements.

10. You shall not covet.

This commandment used to be about your neighbor’s house and his super cool donkey that was far better than your crappy ass. I’m not sure that applies to modern day coveting. For this commandment I decided to return to Time magazine. Trump has coveted being Time’s “Person of the Year” for quite some time. Some might say he is obsessed with it.

It all started back in 2012.

“I knew last year that @TIME Magazine lost all credibility when they didn’t include me in their Top 100.”

Later that year…

“The Time Magazine list of the 100 Most Influential People is a joke and stunt of a magazine that will, like Newsweek, soon be dead. Bad list!”

In 2015 they finally did put him on the cover. He seemed to change his tune a bit.

“On the cover of @TIME Magazine—a great honor!”

But then he changed his mind again.

“I told you @TIME Magazine would never pick me as person of the year despite being the big favorite. They picked person who is ruining Germany.”

His fellow super religious and non-creepy friend, Bill O'Reilly, backed him up.

“Thank you @oreillyfactor for your wonderful editorial as to why I should have been @TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year. You should run Time!”

After the 2016 election, Time finally gave in and named him “Person of the Year." 

"Thank you to Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me "Person of the Year” - a great honor!“

(Fun fact: Hitler also won in 1938!)

And that brings us to now, where Trump decides to "low-key” covet this “great honor.” Apparently he is much too busy getting people to say Merry Christmas to accept the award.

“Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named 'Man (Person) of the Year,’ like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!”

*cough* Bullshit! *cough*

And that is Donald J. Trump… impressive Christian role model.

In the spirit of Trump’s Christmas crusade, I invite you to look upon this hellscape beautiful Christmas scene with his lovely wife, Melania. 

Happy Holidays!

So you know how the new aspect test is annoying a lot of people

I decided to look into it, mainly because I was annoyed with my results. (Hope. I’ve never seen myself as Hope.)

“Looking into it” started with figuring out which questions coincide with which aspects. (Aspects are definitely paired, by the way. This quiz just confirms that beyond a reasonable doubt.) From there, things got ridiculous and I’m just going to put all of this underneath a cut. 

Keep reading

also it’s cute how a 40 year old man and his 37 year old wife can commission a nude figure of a 27 year old woman and put that in his music video, justifying it by saying that she lied to the world about approving a line in a song (and provide skewed ‘proof’ but not really prove anything at all in an attempt to ruin her career and sense of self), but neither of them can handle the idea of her telling them she’s not okay with it and doesn’t forgive them for what they did.

if you didn’t get it before, there’s a reason why this is why we can’t have nice things is written like she’s speaking to a child who throws dramatic fits when they don’t get their way. you know, because she is.

except the children are adults 10 + years older than her and they’ve both sexually harassed her, said she owed one of them sex, and used her naked body without her consent for “art”.

“I’m so sick of politics in video games”

what the person likely actually means:

  • “I’m tired of badly shoehorned references to the current POTUS or the 2016 US Presidential Election that will age like milk”
  • “I don’t like to see idiotic swipes or jokes at the expense of Richard Spencer or someone like that, because nobody fucking understands what the hell you’re talking about unless you’re a no lifer that lives online like me and I feel the lesser for it”
  • “Do you really need to put in a “So much for the tolerant ______” joke in your game?”
  • “Your attempt at exploring politics through the writing for your game would be embarrassing for a 16 year old to write and you’re fucking in your 30s holy fucking shit”
  • “I see what you tried to do here but you categorically failed entirely and only made a half baked surface level take”
  • “Nice joke, did John Oliver write it for you?”
  • “why did you say “triggered” or put an attack helicopter joke in this thing this is not a flashgame on newgrounds what the fuck is wrong with you”
  • “This transgender character that behaves like no actual trans person behaves is actually extremely offensively written and your attempts to deflect criticism by accusing your critics and detractors of transphobia and being the alt right are reductive and unhelpful”
  • “god can I please follow an indie game developer I liked on twitter without having to be held hostage by their bizarre meltdowns every week?”

what absolute idiots hear:

  • “I am somehow both a nazi and a coward centrist with no ideals at the same time!”

anonymous asked:

In your opinion, how do you think jimin would react if you just totally got on your knees in front of him and asked to blow him? (Btw Ily.)

I know he’s the cute lil mochi and all that

But he got a fat dick

And he’s a guy after all… a very sexy guy

I can only imagine that he would enjoy that very much and not stop you. He’s very loving and caring but in the heat of the moment he might even become rough and forceful… you never know…

Just thinking about it I’m….

Mindful December study and self-care challenge

Okay, so here is my December study and self-care challenge! It’s thought to be motivational and habit-forming, but bear in mind that everyone works differently and is involved in a different field, so if you need to make adjustments to this challenge to fit your personal needs, then do it. Feel free to adjust this and view it as a source of motivation and inspiration. Also, you don’t need to this in the right order. The most important thing about this challenge is that you get to know yourself better and find peace while moving in the right direction personally. 

You can dedicate daily posts to this challenge in which you elaborate the questions, but of course its also okay to post nothing at all or just on selected days where you feel like you have anything to say, especially because this is a very personal thing. If you decide to post something, you can tag them with #al study challenge. I’d love to read about your experiences! 

1. Tidy up your study space and make a mind map of things that you want to accomplish this month, as well as a list of deadlines for December and January. Keep in mind that a clean study space needs to be kept up with during this challenge, so it’s a daily task to keep it neat. Also, remember to drink enough water or tea during this challenge and to sleep well. 

2. Do you have a big project coming up? I need to write a 15-page-essay, so this needs a lot of preparation. Make a mind map for that big project as well. 

3. Create a study routine plan, so that you will accomplish your goal and make it realistic. You know yourself best, so make up a plan that you’ll be able to stick to. Set up the goal of doing at least one thing a day. Of course, more is fine, but don’t overwork yourself. 

4. Start planning your days in the morning (or in the evening before), if you don’t already. Also, try to be mindful. How are you feeling today? What are your plans besides studying? You don’t need to study for 5 hours straight because others do. You can, but it’s not necessary. It’s also fine to take a day off in case you’re not feeling well. Just do some little thing, a short assignment or a reading that is fun. Keep that in mind.

5. Meditate for at least 10 minutes. Sit or lay down comfortably and focus on your breath. Try to control your thoughts by trying to think nothing or of a specific word or thing. It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t work right away. 

6. Try the pomodoro technique for doing a task that you don’t really like and have problems focusing on. You study for 25 minutes, and then do a 5 minute break. Repeat this, and take a long break after 3 or 4 sessions, or stop studying, if you’ve accomplished your goal for the day. 

7. Record yourself reading out some of your notes that you need to remember, go for a walk and listen to it. Did this method work for you? Do you remember more? 

8. Don’t forget that project you’re working on! Read through some literature or do some more revising. Check your progress, and make adjustments on your planning or your mind map if necessary. 

9. Time-log your day to become mindful of what you spend your time on. Eliminate obvious distractions. Remember that it’s perfectly fine to do pointless things just for fun in between, but your daily life shouldn’t be centered around playing Candy Crush. 

10. Do something study-related that has to do with other people. Study with friends, start a study group or read an essay of someone else to see how study methods of other people look like or how they think differently than you. Try to pick something up that you remember and learn from. 

11. Try out a different study space and see how well you do there. You could work at the library, or in the kitchen instead of your desk, or at a café. Reflect how you did there, and you were able to work out more effectively, think about changing your study space. 

12. Declutter. Make space in your room, and therefore space in your head. You could sort some things out that you don’t use anyway, and either throw them away, sell or donate them or gift them to someone. There are great Facebook groups for doing that.

13. Do you move your body regularly? Doing some sort of fitness activity strengthens your ability to discipline yourself, but also your brain and muscles. Try it out! Go to a local gym and do a free trial training or look up workouts on Youtube. You can try Yoga, Pilates, or more challenging stuff like HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training). 

14. Check the apps on your phone. Which do you spend most time on and why? Are they useful in any way, or are they a waste of time? Could you download some more apps that could help you reach your goals, like drinking more water? Remember day 9.

15. How does your sleep schedule look like? Is it regular? Try to go to bed earlier and get up earlier or later and see in which direction your productivity levels go. 

16. How do you motivate yourself? Have you already established a method that works for you? If you don’t need motivation for studying and can rely on your discipline, that’s great, but a little motivation doesn’t hurt anyone. You could make a vision board or watch study videos on Youtube, for example.

17. Have you thought about trying something new in the past weeks or months, like learning a new instrument or language? Why don’t you give it a try? 

18. Do something for your body, as this self-care concerning your outside will also reflect on your inside. Buy or mix your own face mask, take a long and hot shower or bath, put on make-up or put lotion all over your body. Do something you’re comfortable with.

19. In the past 17 days, you have implemented studying into your routine. Did you have any distracting thoughts? If so, what were they about? Were they centered around a special topic? In which location are you able to study best? Think about those things to improve your productivity.

20. What have you procrastinating for the longest time? Do it, or at least start doing it. If you can’t make yourself do it, at least try to start and say yourself you’ll do it for five minutes. Try to do five more, and so on. How do you feel afterwards? 

21. Read something for enjoyment. Light up a scented candle, make yourself comfortable and enjoy the book. 

22. What is your favorite planning method, and which have you already tried? Which didn’t you try yet? Maybe it is time to find out what method is the most effective for you personally. 

23. Watch a documentary that widens your horizon. Either on Netflix, Amazon Prime, Youtube or any other platform you can think of. Suggested topics: Environment, consumerism, nutrition, animals, science.

24. Do you have a personal book which addresses personal development? Which is it? Who, would you say, could this help, and with which issues? What did it help you with? If you haven’t read one yet, why not do some research? You don’t have to buy a book if you don’t want to, of course. 

25. Reflect: What has helped you personally, and in your studies and what didn’t? Maybe repeat some daily challenges on the remaining days of the month. Remember to enjoy the end of the year, make yourself a nice time and don’t pressure yourself too much. Have a nice New Year’s Eve and Christmas, in case it’s celebrated in your culture or in your life or family, personally. 

anonymous asked:

I really liked how you wrote the a/b/o dynamic in your last fic. It wasn't some thing that overruled and defined everything about the characters, which is so awesome because I doubt many people - Stiles especially - would deal well with that. Anyway, i thought I'd washed my hands with a/b/o fics but it's sucked me back down again. Do you have any fic recs?

thank you so much! that fic was super fun to write, and I loved cramming in all my favorite tropes :)  I’m a big fan of a/b/o, idek why, but I love it. I’m sure all the ones I’d rec are well known, but here’s a list of some of my favs in no particular order.

we can take our time by KouriArashi

Tact and social mores are completely relegated to the back of Derek’s brain, and without thinking, he blurts out, “Did you spend your heat alone?”

Stiles’ head jerks around in surprise, and then he flushes pink and looks away. His voice comes out brusque and unfriendly. “Not that it’s any of your business, but I spend every heat alone.”

Knot if You Don’t Knock by jsea, marguerite_26

Stiles never expects to present as an omega – that’s something that happens to people like Greenberg, not him. He is so wrong.

His life only gets stranger when Derek Hale mistakenly bursts through the door of his exam room during a doctor’s appointment. What happens next is a complicated series of events, including freshly baked cookies, book-carrying and surprise heats.

Build an Ivory Tower by teot 

Stiles didn’t know how Derek sleeping on his floor developed into sleeping in his bed, or how cuddling ended up turning into Derek humping his ass. He didn’t agree to being knotted in the school locker room, either. But what can you do when Derek Hale wants something? He’s the Alpha, after all.

You Smell Like Mine by bleep0bleep, marguerite_26 

People talk about the alpha instinct, an alpha’s head being swayed by a nice-smelling omega, or the desire to drop everything and show off. Derek’s never felt any of that. He’s just not that kind of alpha.

Then he meets Stiles.

Say It With Me (Don’t Assume) by orphan_account (I’m pretty sure this is by KuriKuri, does anyone know if this was abandoned on purpose or not, since they’re’ still on AO3 with other fic?)

Derek knows way too much about how omega heat suppressants work now, after having been partnered with Stiles for as long as he has. They’re probably his favorite thing to bitch about whenever they’re stuck on a stakeout. Of course, omegas on the force aren’t required to take them. Derek’s never really understood why Stiles does, if he hates them so much, especially –

– especially because he’s bonded.

#omegaproblems by subnivean 

Stiles didn’t need an alpha. He might want one, though.

The Sanctuary by chase_acow

Stiles runs away during his first heat, right into the waiting and ambiguously scary arms of the Alpha’s nephew, Derek Hale. He doesn’t have any choice except to submit, but along the way, he digs up a mystery that threatens his family and even the town’s safety.

Old Traditions, Werewolf Edition by Footloose 

Stiles does not work his Omega ass off to attract frat boy Alphas. Absolutely not. He’s at college to get his degree. If he’s crushing on an Alpha who never crosses the lines of propriety, well, no one needs to know, right?

Mix and Match by Jerakeen 

Stiles walks into the Beacon Hills alpha-omega mixer with a smile on his face and three condoms in his wallet.

monday i can fall apart but by friday i’m in love by tryslora

It’s just past five in the morning and Stiles is barely awake, wearing only sleep pants that hang low below his pregnant belly, and he can’t get the damned brand new jar of decaf coffee open. But he has a neighbor, and he’s too tired to think that waking someone else up at this hour might not be the best (or politest) of ideas.

Someday Came Today by Fatebegins

“March 2, 1810…
Today, I met the man I’m going to marry.”

At the age of eight, Genim “Stiles” Stilinski showed no signs of Great Beauty. And even at eight, Stiles learned to accept the expectations society held for him–until the evening when Derek Hale, the handsome and dashing Alpha of the Hale pack, solemnly kissed his hand and promised him that one day he would grow into himself, that one day he would be as beautiful as he already was smart. And even at eight, Stiles knew he would love him forever.

But the years that followed were as cruel to Derek as they were kind to Stiles. Stiles is as intriguing as the Duke boldly predicted on that memorable day–while Derek is a lonely, bitter man, crushed by a devastating loss. But Stiles has never forgotten the truth he set down on paper all those years earlier–and he will not allow the love that is his destiny to slip through his fingers . .

Rare Books and Special Collections by KuriKuri

Derek Hale hates libraries.

Unfortunately, not all books can be ordered on Amazon.

(Or: in which Derek is a grumpy omega writer, and Stiles is an annoyingly attractive alpha special collections librarian.)

The One With The Mail-Order Brides and A/B/O Dynamics by Stoney

Wolves aren’t meant to be alone. Laura tells Derek this repeatedly. Which… is why Derek knows he’s losing his mind, as Laura has been dead for more than six years. Wolves aren’t meant to be alone.

And so he sends away for a companion. JUST for a companion, not for a mate. The universe, however, has a different plan in store for him.

here comes trouble by grimm 

All Derek wants is one day where he can sleep without worry of being woken by gunfire, without the threat of death hanging over his head. He wants a full stomach and no pain clinging to his bones, no ache in his feet from months of running. He wants a shower, a safe place to put his head. He wants his family, the healing comfort of pack. He’ll never have any of that again.

You’re a Mess, But You’re a Catch to Me by jsea

The laws are clear: omegas are required to have an alpha guardian. So when the sheriff gets shot, Derek is roped in to stepping up as Stiles’ temporary alpha while he recovers.

Derek knew it was going to be a bad idea, but he never could have predicted all of the ways that Stiles would end up turning his life upside down.

Worth the Wait by Dexterous_Sinistrous

Stiles always had a thing for Derek, but then again, so did everyone else. Stiles just wanted to be seen as different, which was why he waited.

But maybe he waited a little too long.

Can’t Be Saved (Not So Frail) by weathervaanes

“Kira doesn’t care a wick if you can afford her dresses and bonnets, I’m well aware. It doesn’t change the fact that I have to look after her best interests. I’d like her to be with an Alpha that puts her above all else even if he cannot afford her every luxury.”

Scott looks surprised. “I know you do not know me, sir, but I can promise you that that is my only wish. I—I love Kira quite dearly, and all I want is to provide for her, make her happy.”

“So you will marry off your brother,” Derek says, taking a sip from his drink.


In which Kira is Derek’s ward, Stiles is Scott’s brother, and omega heat cycles are good for everyone.

Fight Fires In Your Best Clothes by standinginanicedress

The key isn’t actually being confident, he repeats in his head in Lydia’s breathy voice. It’s faking the hell out of it and looking as sexy as possible while you do it. For omegas, it’s easy. There’s a natural charm to all of us that only takes seconds to engage, and barely takes practice.

Walk into the room, he chants in his head. Own it, and look people in the eyes. Find the best looking alpha, have them buy you a drink, and the rest is easy.

Fallen for You by Mynuet

Stiles is not swooning when his hot next door neighbor comes to his rescue. He’s not! Maybe a little.

Survival of the Species by Lissadiane 

“I think I’m dying.” Nothing makes sense – and now Derek has left him.

“No, Mr. Stilinski,” Deaton says grimly, rooting around in his special cupboard of herbs and remedies. “I’m afraid not. You’re merely suffering from a biological imperative to bear your alpha’s children and strengthen the pack.”

Stiles considers that for a moment, as best he can with his mind a hazy mess, and then he says quietly, “I think that might be worse.”

“So, so much worse,” Scott agrees.

In which Derek’s pack is apparently stable enough to begin planning for the future, and somehow, the universe has decided Stiles is the perfect candidate to bear his alpha’s children.

i need your sway by thatworldinverted

Stiles always figured it would be Scott who saw him through his first heat. They pinky-swore on it, in fact, when they were eleven and newly-presented. There haven’t exactly been an abundance of offers between then and now.

What there is now, though, is the pack, and pack takes care of each other.

How to Woo Your Local Omega by alocalband

Stiles knows a pity gift when he sees one. Mostly because that’s all he’s ever gotten from anyone since the moment he hit puberty.

I don’t know why, but I guess it has something to do with you by LunaCanisLupus_22

“You smell like me,” the guy says, scowling as he crowds in and Stiles staggers back between the coats and finally hits the wall. “Why do you smell like me?”

He barely lets out a garbled sound as the blood rushes to his cheeks. “No reason,” Stiles yelps, struggling to get his footing and grasping at a whirlwind of puffy fur.

Or the one where Stiles goes thrift shopping and steals an alpha’s shirt. And gets a lot more than he bargains for.

Aqours First Live Leaks PSA

Some of you may have seen footage of Aqours’ First Live circulating social media recently.

This footage is illegal.

More specifically, it’s a satrip - illegally leaked footage from the satellite feed used to stream the Live Viewings. It shouldn’t belong in the hands of fans.

In fact, there is usually no officially released video footage until the Blu-ray preview and Blu-ray come out. Before then, any videos of First Live on the internet are likely illegal footage.

We understand that many of you are dying to to watch First Live, but for the love of Aqours…

DO NOT upload and spread First Live leaks around on social media.

By doing so, you are also publicly acknowledging that you are in possession of illegally leaked videos.

If you see any First Live leaks on social media, please report them.

These leaks have the potential to hurt future chances for Live Viewings. Live Viewings are a privilege, not a right. The satellite footage only exists because Live Viewings do, and if it keeps getting leaked and spread around every year, then Love Live! might decide that it’d be better to not have Live Viewings at all.

You may think that you are doing other fans a favor by spreading satrip clips, but you are also actively hurting the Love Live! franchise.

If you would like to support Love Live! Sunshine!! live performances, then please buy the First Live Blu-ray.

i mean i came to tumblr immediately after watching the liveshow fully sure someone would’ve easily cracked dnp’s big announcement already but everyone’s also clueless and now i’m stressed

Don’t you love how Lagos is disregarded? How people just push it under the rug and pretend it never happened? What about Johannesburg? Do we give a shit? I think not.

How many people were killed during Hulk’s tantrum in Johannesburg? How many people got caught in debris? How many people lost loved ones? And how many people were injured? Do we know?

What about Lagos? What about the mass destruction? What about the shops that were torn apart? The millions of dollars of damages? Is anyone going to answer for that? Do we even care as long as our WHITE protagonists get the “bad” guy? 


The Marvel fandom as a whole doesn’t give a shit about the civilians that were killed. Or if they do, they skirt around it and pretend like it didn’t happen to justify their favorites.

Wanda willingly mindfucked Bruce into hulking out and attacking civilians. And why did she do it? For revenge on Tony Stark for killing her parents.

Fine, if you want to excuse Wanda for that, be my guest. That’s okay. People make mistakes. But keep in mind that Tony did not personally go up to Wanda’s parents and kill them. Nor did Tony know about the black market operations that Stark Industries participated in. That was Obadiah.

Even then, I implore you to absolutely blame Tony and excuse Wanda for reacting the way she did, because her grief is valid and I will never invalidate the grief of losing one’s parents.

Now take that same scenario and apply it to Tony and Bucky. How come we don’t get the same validation? Not only did Tony watch a play-by-play of his parents death, he was lied to for years by his teammate. Did he act irrationally? Absolutely. Did he have a right to? No, not at all. Should he be forgiven for lashing out at Bucky and trying to kill him? Absolutely.

Why, you may ask? Because Tony was set on killing one person (and don’t get me started on how easily he could’ve killed Bucky if he actually put the effort into it. his entire suit is a weapon of mass destruction and instead of using it to it’s full capacity, he punches and kicks like the enraged toddler). He had no intentions of anyone else getting hurt, or civilians getting hurt for the sake of VALIDATING his anger. He was angry at Bucky and he was angry at Steve and they both met his unadulterated wrath.

That’s it.

Wanda is excused time and time and time again for her inhumane actions and it’s justified because of the “TONY STARK IS A VILLAIN” narrative. But think about it, what has Tony Stark actually done?

Is he a pure beam of sunshine like Captain America? No.

Does he have flaws? Absolutely.

But is he a villain? I think fucking not.

The biggest claim that could be made about Tony is that he’s a war profiteer. Okay, he is. That’s also his job. He inherited a company, and he made weapons for the U.S Military. Only for the U.S Military. Obadiah sold his weapons ILLEGALLY to other masses.

Even if his weapons killed innocent lives at the hands of the U.S Military, you have to understand that it’s a causality of war. That’s what happens in war. It’s not Tony personally killing those people.

And even if you blame him for that, you’re more than entitled to do it. He did profit from war once, but the moment he got a reality check and had his eyes opened, he fucking stopped, at the risk of Bankruptcy (which actually happens a bunch of times in the comics).

What’s the next argument? He’s an asshole? He’s selfish? He’s a narcissist? So is Batman. Oh yeah, he dragged a 15 year old to a fight (which was absolutely stupid on his part), but so did Batman. In fact, Robin was like 9 or 12 years old when he was first introduced as Batman’s sidekick. Robin was literally a CHILD.

You guys keep looking for reasons to hate Tony. And when your white favorite does the same thing, it’s okay, because they are your white favorite.

The double standards in this fandom is disgusting.

Captain America telling Wanda that “you can’t save everybody” in reference to Lagos is probably the most ashamed I’ve ever been of him. Why? Because had this been a city in the U.S, or any first world country, the lives of the Civilians would’ve meant a lot more.

I don’t care how much you guys argue. It’s true. The lives of third world civilians literally mean shit all to the U.S military. Because ‘casualities happen’. And when the same logic is implied to Tony, we’re faced with the same argument. HE IS A MONSTER.

So, if Tony is a monster, then by that logic, Cap is one too? Especially considering that he ignored the will of 117 countries, most of them would probably be third world countries who did NOT want to live in tyranny or fear of Americans.

Civil War was portrayed in a very Americanized dialect. People from the U.S are more inclined to agree with Team Cap because people think the U.S has the right to do whatever the fuck they want. That’s not true.

Actions have consequences.

Look, this whole rant isn’t about blaming Cap or Wanda. It’s about the hypcrisy of the fandom. If you can’t stand Tony Stark, that’s fine. But don’t send people hate. Don’t reblog their posts and add your bullshit. Don’t reply to their happy text posts with death threats.

Be a civil decent human being. Be the person Captain America would want you to be. Unless you’re a hypocrite too, which makes sense.

Anyway – good luck. Long live your delusional, and try to read world news / politics from time to time. Education is key!

yoongi scenario | stuck on you

Originally posted by acciosugas

While wrapping gifts you end up super gluing your hand to Yoongi’s… not completely on accident…

prompt: I can’t wrap Christmas presents to save my life, but you’re amazing at it. Please help me!

pairing: yoongi x reader

requested by anon | 3.2k words | fluff, neighbour au

Why is gift wrapping so difficult? Why is wrapping paper so flimsy? Why are gifts such irregular shapes? Why is sellotape so hard to cut? And why is the whole palaver such an embarrassment when you can’t do it properly, crossing the corridor to the apartment across from yours with shamed red cheeks, as you knock on the door and ask desperately, “Could you possibly help me? I might have tied my hands together with ribbon…”

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She’s Magic

Loki x Witch! Female! reader

A/n: Based her abilities on AHS Coven. Also, I will probably write a part 2. (This is my first time writing for Loki, and like I honestly don’t know how to talk about magic, I’ll need to do more research next time)

Summary: Loki meets a Midgardian witch.

Originally posted by maryxglz

The bells at the entrance of the shop chimed. A tall lean gentleman wandered in with his hands tucked into his coat pockets. His green eyes carefully scanned the merchandise in the shop.

Realizing that it was part of your job to greet customers, you opened your mouth to speak. But instead of words, you squeaked at him.

The stranger turned his head in your direction. He lifted his eyebrows, his green eyes staring at you with a curious gleam.

“Hello pretty girl,” he replied in a smooth voice.

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It had been incredibly, undeniably awkward the first time Harry was in Draco’s room – and the second, and the third, but eventually, it just wasn’t. They started off their eighth year with an uncomfortable truce, then formed a slightly less uncomfortable friendship.

Now, as Harry rummaged through Draco’s closet, pulling out clothes to help him pack, he realized he was rather going to miss the pointy git. He would actually miss him quite a bit.

Across the room, swearing while digging through his desk, Draco was coming to a similar conclusion. It seemed Potter had always been a part of his life, in one way or another. Even before they met, he’d grown up hearing stories about The Boy Who Lived.

Harry paused as he pulled a black ball of cloth out of the depths of the closet. He unrolled it and started laughing, “You kept this? From third year?”

Draco turned and peered over at him. He realized what Harry was holding and blushed crimson.

He huffed. “So what if I kept it? It was one of the many times I bested you.”

Harry continued to laugh, “Was it?”

He examined the material more closely, and his laughter ceased. “This looks – Draco, did you sew this?”

Draco huffed again. “Well, it’s not like they sell Dementor’s outfits at Madam Malkins.”

Harry set the costume down and sat on the bed, pulling his knees to his chin and wrapping his hands around his ankles.

“Can I ask though, why you did it – why you put in that much effort? I mean – nevermind, I know you hated me.”

This was not a conversation Draco wanted to have now, or really, ever; but especially not now that he and Harry were friends. Even so, Draco set down the quills and the bottle of ink he was holding and joined Harry on the bed – though he sat much more primly, not like an overgrown five-year-old.

He sighed, “I just wanted your attention, Potter.”

“Because you hated me. It’s fine, I can’t say I was your biggest fan either.”

“I don’t know that I ever actually hated you,” Draco said, keeping his eyes locked on a spot somewhere over Harry’s left shoulder. “I may have had some, well, feelings for you that I wasn’t entirely sure what to do with at the time.”

He could feel Harry looking at him and knew the moment realization hit the brunette. Harry’s eyes widened comically and he let out a little noise.

Draco stood and went back to his desk when it seemed Harry wasn’t going to say anything.

But Harry’s voice, just a whisper, carried across the room. “Do you still have, um, feelings?”

Draco wanted to lie. Desperately, he wanted to say no and not ruin their fragile peace. But this was something he’d denied himself for so long, and after the war, he had made a promise to himself that he wouldn’t be a coward. Not anymore. Not again.

And so he nodded. Barely perceptible. He was turned away from Harry, but he felt the boy rise and come to stand behind him. He felt Harry raise his hand, almost touching Draco’s back.

“After all this time?”

Draco nodded again. “After all this time.”

And that seemed to break the spell: Harry grabbed him, turned him around and kissed him. It was brilliant, the best kiss of Draco’s life. Harry’s hand came to rest on Draco’s neck as he opened his mouth, allowing Draco in.

Draco moaned into his mouth and pulled Harry closer. If this is what happened when he was brave, Draco thought he might be doing it a lot more often.

Under the mistletoe (~900 words)

Cas isn’t too versed in human customs, but it isn’t for a lack of trying. So they indulge him when it’s Christmas, buying every single thing he sees in the store (yes, even the horrible Santa Claus who’s dancing, or more like wiggling his butt when you press a button) and drive back with a bunch of stuff even Dean and Sam have never heard of because Christmas for them was never this big.

The thing is, the fact that Cas really doesn’t know much about these customs becomes a problem. Or well, it becomes a problem for Dean, not necessarily for anyone else, but that was to be expected because Dean always has his special problems with Cas.

By request of Cas, of course they also have to put up a mistletoe because he insists that it’s a Christmas tradition, and it sends Dean’s heart into overdrive. But that’s not the worst thing by far. While Dean is already figuring out twenty different scenarios how he’s going to avoid the kitchen doorway for the next few weeks, Cas and Sam put the thing up, and then… then –

Then Cas kisses Sam.

Because that’s what you do when you’re under a mistletoe together, right, and of course you can’t expect Cas to know. He loves them all, and it’s not – it’s not even a real kiss, nothing breathtaking, nothing proper, he just – puts his lips on Sam for a millisecond and then steps back.

To be fair, Sam’s only reaction is to look at Cas and then laugh, like it’s just a funny misstep which it is, except for Dean of course. So while it’s already over for them, Dean’s mouth is still snapping open and shut again, muttering “hey, hey, hey” for the next few minutes.

Cas looks at him confused, and Dean scrambles to come up with an explanation why you just don’t do this. It doesn’t help that Sam just shrugs, saying “come on, that’s what’s a mistletoe is for” and even worse “do you really want to take it down?” which, no, Jesus.

The thing is Sam kind of does hit a nerve because well, putting down the mistletoe would suck because he wants to kiss Cas, and it’s kind of difficult to explain to Cas what he did wrong when all he can think of is getting a sneaky kiss for himself.

(Which is embarrassing in itself, that this half second of touching Cas’ lips is something he’s jealous of.)

So if he explained, really explained why you just don’t do this – because you have to be in love with someone, not just love them – then every hope of that would be shattered, right, so he just throws his arms up in defeat, muttering something about not being in the Christmas spirit and do the rest of this shit yourself, and vanishes into the hallway to bury himself in his blankets.

After that he both becomes a master in avoiding Cas and stalking him, trying to work up the courage to get his kiss while simultaneously talking himself out of it. Sam continues to laugh, both at him and Cas who’s still completely engrossed in every Christmas tradition from all over the world, and he probably really does look stupid enough to be laughed at but he doesn’t know what to do.

The mistletoe hangs over the kitchen door, looming and menacing, causing him to order food more often than not, and it’s that way until Christmas’ Eve when he’s finally alone with Cas because Sam has to make one last round of shopping for Christmas presents.

In this moment Dean decides that if he’s ever going to be stupid it has to be today, because it’s now or never, and if Cas rejects him then at least Sam won’t know (somewhere inside him, a tiny voice screams noooo, and also: you’re always stupid what the fuck are you talking about which – true).

“We could make something to eat for him while he’s away,” he suggests to Cas and Cas agrees. And why shouldn’t he, because it’s reasonable, really, except all Dean wants is to pull Cas under the mistletoe, of course charming and smooth as fuck like the womanizer he likes to pretend to be.

Suffice to say, it’s not charming as he all but pulls Cas’ arm and leads him into the kitchen because the thing is, Cas actually thinks they are making food and he steps over the doorway, determined to get to the fridge so he has to pull him back, right back under the mistletoe and now they’re standing here and it’s stupid and what the fuck was he thinking and the voice inside his head grows louder and louder as it chants fuck fuck fuck rhythmically and –

Then Cas kisses Dean. And this time it’s not a shy, timid copy of a tradition he read about ages ago, but a proper kiss. One that’s breathtaking and deep and making his heart stand still and flutter at the same time.

“Hey, hey, hey,” he says when they finally pull apart, both their cheeks flushed.

“Is this what you wanted to do?” Cas asks, suddenly looking fidgety. And of course it was, except he was supposed to be the one who’s smooth and cool and just kissing him, but hey, he got all of that and even more, so he’s not trying to complain and just nods.

“Good,” Cas says and kisses him again.