why did you

“Pardon me are you Aaron Hamilton, Sir?”
“That depends who’s asking?”
“Oh well sure Sir, I’m Alexander Burr. I’m at your service, Sir. I have been looking for you.”

In which Aaron is the young immigrant and Alexander the heir to the Burr legacy.

six of crows au where kuwei doesn’t exist

  • nina and matthias never have that moment where they realize they’re on the same side and therefore can’t trust each other
  • by some miracle they make it out of the ice court alive without nina having any parem
  • wylan never finds the courage to stand beside jesper on the way home because he’s too shy in his own skin
  • without the promise of reward for the scientist inej doesn’t consider her dream of hunting slavers possible, which means she never tells kaz so he has no reason to ask her to stay in ketterdam with him, and inej goes on thinking he doesn’t have deeper feelings for her
  • they go back to the barrel empty handed and their friendships never strengthen and most importantly to kaz—they never make their millions
  • pekka, heleen and van eck are still at large 
  • kaz never gets the help he needs to find inej’s parents
  • there’s really no reason to work with wylan again since raske is better with demolition after all and they’re not working with jan anymore
  • jesper’s life lacks chaos without any big heists and he goes back to gambling regularly
  • and poor matthias
  • he still meets his fate the same way when it’s found out he’s not in hellgate anymore. but the sad difference is it would have all been for nothing….

spoiler: it’s just not realistic.jpg stop acting like the story could exist without him. he’s a crucial character thanks bye

you know what

in chapter 13

why didn’t Noctis just pick up an iron bar or something, perhaps an axe from one of the deactivated MTs??? 

he was literally in a militarized zone if he looked around for .5 seconds he probably could have found something to defend himself with besides the powers of some dead guys

i understand that the boy prefers an actual weapon but would a lead pipe not have sufficed

WHY WAS HE BEING CHOOSY WHEN THE ALTERNATIVE WAS A LIFE-DRAINING HEIRLOOM

NOCTIS. BE. A. THEIF. 

STEAL

WEAPON

anonymous asked:

"Simon, what is archive of our own?"

Snow freezes immediately at this question. He looks up from his laptop, eyes wide.

“Uh…” He glaces back at his laptop, then back at me. He slowly closes it and walks quietly to his room.


Leave the first sentence of a fic in my askbox, and I will write the next five.

8

god i wanna die my children are so ugly

anyway, this is the no filter challenge by @butterfly-tattoo!!

RULES: take a picture of the sim that’s normally associated with your blog (your legacy founder/lead character in your story etc.), now take away all their cc (except their hair, eyebrows, and skin color), then do a before and after picture.

i did my 4 ocs and god do i feel terribly bad for them? yes i do
also, i have a default custom skin so this is as far as i can go

no one tagged me to do this tbh i just felt like doing it

feel free to say i tagged you if you want to do it yourself!!

kalewestfall  asked:

Man that shit was next level hot. Unfortunately I've been tainted by a text post in tumblr and all I could think of at the end was that poor rag she used to clean up his cum was most likely formerly a human. Rip rag

Belle: That was beautiful

Beast: That was beautiful

Cum Rag (softly weeping): I’M A PERSON, YOU MONSTERS

Get To Know Me Tag

Tagged by @mr-hawkmoth

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!

Name: Ari

Nicknames: That is my nickname

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Height: 5′8″ (~173cm)

Ethnicity: Half Taiwanese, quarter Serbian, quarter Norwegian

Favorite Fruit: White peaches/nectarines, tangerines, watermelon

Favorite Season: Fall

Favorite Book: Maggie Stiefvater owns my soul (The Scorpio Races)

Favorite Flower: Roses? I don’t know much about flowers

Favorite Scent: Citrus scents

Favorite Animal: Foxes and wolves

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: Hot Chocolate and coffee

Cat or Dog person: D O G S

Dream Trip:  Oh man, I don’t know… I’d love to go back to see more of France and Japan (hopefully with less of a language barrier lol)

Blog Created: Late 2014 I think

Number of Followers: Almost 500 (trying to think up another milestone special to do when I hit it \o/)

What Do I Post About: Miraculous Ladybug primarily ;v; I’m into a lot of anime and manga, and a handful of cartoons too, most of which I plan to list in the About Page that I’m still working on

Do I Get Asks On Regular Basis: No ;~; plz ask me things I love talking

Aesthetic: Cool pastels, art, the occasional meme; a lot of things, really

Favorite Band/Artist: Ingrid Michaelson and Priscilla Ahn right now

Fictional Characters I’d Date: None bc that’s fuckin’ weird lmao

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Tag twenty followers: lol I did like ten I just went through my followers list and tagged some people mostly urls I recognized

@jazzymin1997 @minimuii @kisstheprincessofpurewhite @saphirestone98 @olallieberry @sky-loves-anime @miraculoussophiebug @truly-pernicious @themasquedfox @re-unknown And anyone else if you want to do it.

Thank you for tagging me!

I’ve been wanting to work out for the last *checks watch* seventeen years.  (Haha just kidding, I don’t own a watch).  I’ve always had that good metabolism but I eat extra-shitty thanks to that, so I’m turning into a bit of a fixer-upper. So today, I was like “I’m gonna doggone do it.” But instead of just getting a trainer or whatever, I just googled “so what the fuck– how do I get all ripped like Jim from the Office did for 13 Hours” or some shit (google likes it when you talk rough to it). And I started reading this thing about how Jim from the Office had a trainer who does this like faux-mountain-climbing machine thing in town.  And the first session was free, so I was like “Free? Sold!  Jim from the Office looks pretty soft like I am, plus if things get too rough, I can just look at the camera and make a silly face.  Perfect.”  

Fun-fact that I learned today the hard way: Jim from the Office fucking hates his own body and life and living a life free of suffering. I am not in good shape– it was this dark room with nightclub lights and they played Pitbull music all loud and a guy was yelling “Yeah, you’re all doing great” (spoiler warning: not true) and pretty LA people were climbing all the mountains while I stood by this contraption wheezing for roughly a half hour.  I couldn’t do a Jim from the Office face to the camera because I was too busy trying to keep from dying.  (Granted, Jim from the Office also trying to keep from dying, like psychologically, I guess, if you want to be pedantic).  But good news:  I did end up like Jim from the Office in 13 Hours– just the scenes where he cries all over the place because Hillary Clinton did Benghazi on him, but that counts– we’re counting that.  

How do people do that exercise shit?  I almost didn’t manage to walk back to my car.  Not really because of what happened to me physically, so much as I find Pitbull’s music very debilitating, spiritually.  But, the point remains!  This entire city is on that exercise.  Which is bad news if you look around at places and gotta admit “oh I’m an unsexy gargoyle.”  But I guess it’s good news if Hillary Clinton ever tries to Benghazi this city cause we got a whole bunch of guys and gals who look like Jim from the Office, it’s very confusing sexually but they are ready to roll out in case Cahuenga Blvd. gets itself Bhengazed.  13 Hours: LA Edition is going to be that fucking 99% Rotten Tomatoes kind of good (one negative review from Armond White).