why did u have to do that

Tbpd/hpdfw “I’m going to be super outgoing and loud in public to make people like me but then later feel like I was super annoying and regret it with the entirety of my being”

Can we all take a moment to notice the difference in their styles.

Here’s Steve with this great majestic kick into a standing position and then there’s Bucky.

Bucky is like he just got told to get out of his bed by his mum.

“Ugh why do I have to get up? What did I do to deserve this? Sure u flick up Steve like a dumb prancing pony whilst I crawl around in the dirt like a mealworm.”

  • me: yeah i have a chronic illness, so there isnt really any way to cure my-
  • someone: okay but
  • me: no
  • someone: have u ever
  • me: fuck no dont do it
  • someone: tried
  • me: dont say the thing dont you fuckin dare
  • someone: yoga?
  • me: ...fuck, fuck, why? why did you do it
5

bizarre nightmares

Types as people I've met irl (ENFP pov)

Saw several posts about this & thought it would be a cool thing to do

ISFJ
- least judgmental person /ever/
- loves going on exciting trips
- “do u want me to do the dishes?”
- if they’re with someone who’s good with puns they suddenly come up with great material, if they’re with a physically affectionate person they’ll return the affection whole heartedly
- is actually pretty straightforward about opinions but never in a rude way

ENFP
- can’t say no
- unbeknownst to many is actually pretty self conscious
- “oh gosh why did I do that!!” regrets, regrets, regrets
- 100% night owl
- Let’s Talk About Our Insecurities™
- they have crazy energy spikes & then retreat into a shell to recharge

ESFP
- usually has a bunch of good friends that are of the opposite sex
- gets offended over the stupidest things
- the one who calms you down and tells you everything will be OK
- in love with bromance
- “I can’t I’m super busy with work I literally don’t even have 5 minutes I don’t think I’ll sleep tonight!!” *leaves on spontaneous trip to the woods for 4 days with no reception*

INTP
- will introduce you to some of the best places/experiences
- music taste on point
- “let me tell u why this person will never get anywhere”
- actually pretty successful out in the real world
- surprisingly very judgmental
- great jokes

INFJ
- hair, makeup, outfit, purse, everything must be perfect
- amazing cook
- d a n c i n g when no one’s watching
- takes a while to open up, but when they do it’s like a whole other world
- will drop their friends when they get into a romantic relationship

ESTJ
- the person with the most shocking sense of humor
- does things that at times aren’t socially acceptable
- can be surprisingly introspective
- super blunt
- is actually a cat whisperer

ISTJ
- they’re actually super funny????
- smart conversationalists
- if they hate you, you prolly don’t know it
- fine with school, and in some cases actually like it
- never get emotional

INFP
- yearn for change, will make important life decisions on a whim sometimes
- deep & intimate late night conversations
- will go on an adventure w/ u @ midnight
- need lots of love & encouragement
- big dreams but have a fear they’ll never achieve them

ESTP
- Rebellious™
- love things like rock climbing and hiking
- feel more affection for their kitty than for people lol
- will be pissed if u knock on their window at 5 am but will still get up and do ur hair for u bc u need it for a photoshoot bc inside they are truly fuzzballs
- lots of boyfriends/girlfriends

ENFJ
- will see that you’re feeling down and will shower you with love & gifts
- super expressive in facial expressions
- if they talk to you they are pretty open about the people they don’t like
- super involved in everything
- has a really fun childlike side

INTJ
- believes in you when you don’t
- replies to compliments with “I know.”
- “you can do better”
- prolly smarter than you
- spunky
- volunteers bc they have the desire to help people less fortunate than them

2

she’s a handsome woman || panic! at the disco

its been so long but im still trying to figure out how you could go from “i love you” to “i don’t care about you anymore” in such a short amount of time

Storyline of BTS albums
  • No More Dream: I don't have anything I wanna be when I grow up, I'll just do what I want. I have nothing to work for but I want sucess. #Rebel
  • O! R U L8 2?: Screw school, I still don't have any dreams. Whatever. Why we gotta work for nothing?!
  • Skool Luv Affair: Omg, I like this girl!! I suddenly want to go to school now, please accept my love.
  • Dark & Wild: SHE PLAYING ME, WHY DID I EVEN GIVE HER MY TIME OMG
  • HYYH Pt. 1: Crying because I miss her, I need her.
  • HYYH Pt. 2: Screw her, I'm gonna forget about her and do illegal stuff while I'm trying to convince myself I don't need her.
  • HYYH Epilogue: oH SHIZ, doing illegal stuff was bad, my friends are leaving (*cough* dying *cough*), wow I need her back...she's the only one who can save me from myself
  • WINGS: Hahaha, I'm over it all. I'm an adult, I can do adult-ing stuff and be SINgle.
trash aus
  • i borrowed ur pen and its been 2 weeks and i still haven’t returned it because every time i talk to u, i am reminded of the massive fucking crush i have on u which always ends up leaving me speechless” au 
  • “u caught me dramatically lip syncing/dancing and instead of laughing u joined in v v badly and we did a fucking duet together” au
  • u sat next to me on the plane and idk if ur nervous or something but wHY DO U NEED THE TOILET SO FUCKING MUCH” au
  • “i’m a bus driver and despite my no-coins policy, u always manage to weasel ur way into giving them to me w/ stories that cannot possibly be true” au 
  • i didn’t realise i was staring at u while daydreaming” au 
  • “i have never met u in my entire life but u keep sarcastically responding to my tweets and i wanted to punch u until i saw ur avi and now i sort of want to kiss u” au
  • i thought u had a crush on our friend and u thought i had a crush on the same friend when in reality, we have a crush on each other” au
  • “we fucked last night and i left before u woke up and ur standing in front of me right now… for a job interview” au 
  • we’ve been married for 2 years now and u just had surgery that left u real fucking dopey and u keep telling me that u wanna take me out and marry me” au
  • “this is my first time at a gay bar and i’m kinda nervous so i got real drunk and now ur listening to me rant on and on about how gay two characters are for each other,” au
  • i drunk texted u thinking u were my ex and in the morning i woke up to a hangover and a long ass text from u telling me i could do better and shit” au
  • “i’m a popular fanfiction writer and u catch me writing the latest chapter in a cafe, and we end up talking and i keep going on and on about this cute commenter who i find out is u when u comment on the next chapter” au 
  • ur my best friend’s older brother and u just caught me singing along to my to best friend’s brother by victoria justice with a bunch of dicks drawn on my face.” au
  • “ur in a band i really like but ur band name is fucking stupid so i made an anonymous twitter account with new band name suggestions except it got really popular and now u wanna meet me” au 
  • ur my daughter’s teacher and u asked to meet me after school so i got real scared and now i’m shouting at u about how u shouldn’t make assumptions about a child’s skills due to their disability” au
  • “u helped me shout at some prick at a bar” au
  • ur the really sassy blind kid in my class who always brightens up my day with ur remarks and one day u confront me abt why i always laugh” au
  • “its a school reunion and woah u got really hot and woah we’re fucking in the bathroom” au 
  • we’ve been binge watching this show for a while and then i found out u didn’t ship my otp so i spent the rest of the day convincing u to ship them together” au

if u write any of these, TAG/MESSAGE ME!!!

MOCKINGJAY PART 2 ( 2015 )  sentence starters

  • ‘ give me one reason why i shouldn’t kill you.  ’
  • ‘ did you have a nightmare? i have nightmares too. ’
  • ‘ don’t trust them. do what you came to do. ’
  • ‘ are you still trying to protect me? ’
  • ‘ our lives were never ours. ’
  • ‘ they’re afraid of you. ’
  • ‘ anybody can kill anybody. you just have to be willing to sacrifice yourself. ’
  • ‘ it’s war. sometimes killing isn’t personal.’
  • ‘ we keep each other alive. that’s what we do. ’
  • ‘ i’ll say this for you, you don’t disappoint. ’
  • ‘ home. we go home. ’
  • ‘ nothing good is safe while ____’s alive. ’
  • ‘ one way or another this war is going to come to an end. ’
  • ‘ it’s not your job to ask questions. ’
  • ‘ i’ve been watching you. and you’re watching me. ’
  • ‘ i guess there are no rules anymore about what a person can do to another person. ’
  • ‘ oh, that speech you gave. oh, man. i mean, i still have goose bumps.  ’
  • ‘ he needs to see my eyes when i kill him.  ’
  • ‘ we’re facing an enemy that will not change and will never surrender.  ’
  • ‘ and if it really came down to it, you think you could shoot him/her? ’
  • ‘ if your immediate answer isn’t “yes," then you’re dangerous. ’
  • ‘ they promised me that when the time came, you would help me.  ’
  • ‘ if it gets to that point, i’ll kill you myself.  ’
  • ‘ we’re gonna get through this. i promise. ’
  • ‘ everyone that’s dead is dead because of me. i lied. ’
  • ‘ i never meant for this to happen. i failed. i… ’
  • ‘ she/he needed you to be there and take care of her/his family and you did.  ’
  • ‘ no, i’m not losing you again. ’
  • ‘ shoot me! ’
  • ‘ you really think i gave the order?  ’
  • ‘ i’m afraid we’ve both been played for fools.  ’
  • ‘ all I know is that i was supposed to take care of your family. i’m sorry i couldn’t. ’
  • ‘ it balances the need for revenge with the least loss of human life. ’
  • ‘ may your aim be as true as your heart is pure. ’
  • ‘ i’m sorry so much burden fell on you. i know you’ll never escape it. ’
  • ‘ if I had to put you through it again for this outcome, i would. ’
  • ‘ you came home. ’
  • ‘  we’ve all suffered. but we owe it to their memories to do our best with these lives. ’
  • ‘ i hope you're finding some peace. ’
  • ‘ but there are much worse games to play.  ’
Teen Wolf 6x09 spoilers

So instead of doing small posts throughout, i’m gonna do one giant post concerning this episode, so lets get to it.

• #MaliaTheOptimist

• Omg we’re doing the cold remembery thingy we did with Isaac bb

• Sheriff, you don’t have a station full of armed deputies to back u up. srys.

• poor bbs so sed Sheriff nooo

• dont. shoot. theo. (pls)

• “I’m an Atheist, fire at will.” I just got chills idk why someone help me now i’m turned on.

• what is going on theo what OMG YES STILES WAS SMART WOW SHE GREAT SO RIGHT I CANT BELIEVE I LOVE THEO RAEKEN

•in this moment, i remember what theo trash i am :)

• WTF SHERIFF BBY PLS NO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

•"theres a lot of keys here!“ "I’m beginning to feel like you’re not even trying here!” Omg

•theo just ran over a ghost rider what a cutiepie

• yay shirtless scott

• #momLydia

• SCYDIA FRIENDSHIP FEELS

•werewolf freezee pop

• Scott Mccall is such a beautiful being

• ALPHA EYES

• Lydia, i can hear you.

• HE IS REMEMBERING SEASON ONE OMG BABYCAKES

• BUZZCUT STILES

•i love this song

• awe Baby Beta Scott

• i love Theo omg yall i am trash

• STILES YOU ARE NOT ROBIN I PROMISE ILY

• “cause you trust everyone” this moment broke my heart

• Scott sweetie pls

• Liam you darling baby too sweet

• Theo you ass why do i love you

• OH SHIT SISSY GONNA KICK YR ASS THEO oh es a memory OK NOW I REMEMBER WHY I LOVE YOU YOU POOR SWEET HURT SOUL

• Ha shittttttttt yall in trouble

• Lost Lydia hurts my heart she is my queen

• ok now shes not lost she is a smart gg babygirl

• YAS LYDIA YOU SWEET SMART PRINCESS I LOVE YOU

• Scott you got this pupper

• open the locker do it do it do it

• this is only half the episode yall must hate me omfg

• “lets play dead like good pups” basically what Liam just said

• QUIT ARGUING OMGEE THEO JUST QUIT BEING PROBLEMATIC YOU TOTAL ASS

•oh shit Liam steppin up..unexpected

•Omg he is remembering the phone call

• YES STILES I DO MISS YOU

• Lydia support yo Alpha

• i wonder which memory is gonna trigger it

• LIKE AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION LIKE AN EMOTIONAL TETHER

• BROTHERS

• IS IT THAT ONE IS THAT IT IS IT THAT MEMORY YES IT IS

•IM CRYING SO HARD

•SCOTT YOURE MY BEST FRIEND SCOTT YOURE MY BROTHER

• I cant see thru my tears

• this episode is an emotional rollercoaster

• lydia is so pretty

• BABY HIS HANDS ARE SHAKING

• Malia my queen yes IM A HARDCORE STYDIA SHIPPER BUT I AM READY FOR THIS

• Omg so long ago so eichen so far back

• my heart my heart malia pls THE HALE VAULT my sweet sweet children babycakes

• MALIA PLS OPEN YOUR EYES NO PLS

•MALIA YOU DID IT

•MALIA DONT FREEZE YALL BETTER GET HER OUT

• yas #teamwork from my fave and my least fave (no offense i just don’t like Liam)

•Scalia sweet moment yes

•they have so much hope

• omg im sorry malia shes so sad BUT STYDIA YES YES YES

•woah YAS THEO KICK ASS YAS THEO GIVE SASS

•ok liam is an honorable werepuppy and i’m liking him more every second

• THEO U BETTER HOP ON THAT WAGON AND START KICKIN SOME ASS B4 U GO

•THEOS EYES ARE AMAZING

•"you smoked when you were ten?“ "No just bit my fingernails”

• Malia reading is so cute

• Scott reading is so relaxing THIS IS HYPNOSIS WHY AM I TURNED ON

• Omg is she gonna watch their memories YES SHE IS girl now u see how we felt

• THE DANCE AWE

• if Stiles doesnt come back in the end of all this imma sue Jeff Davis for emotional trauma

•YAS THEO

•NO THEO

• as you can tell… i, a theo girl, am very conflicted in this episode.

• *goes to fist bump like cuties* *yeah no*

•THEO I LOVE U BABYCAKES OMFG HE SAVED LIAM I CANT RN I CANT IM SCREAMING CHARACTER REDEMPTION OMFG

•REMEMBER I LOVE YOU SHE REMEMBERS SHE REMEMBERS THE KISS YALL

•real tears yall I had to pause it i’m crying so hard

•they played the song

•WHEN SHE REALIZED SHE LOVED HIM THATS WHEN IT HAPPENED

• shes crying babygirl please dont cry just remember him and be happy and love him and take care of him

•BUT YOU CAN SAY IT BACK

•if this aint stiles imma fight Jeff

•Plsplsplsplsplsplsplspls Please be stiles

• ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

•OK PROMO MADE IT BETTER

ok and with that, my emotionally unstable ass is gonna go cry. Thank you and goodnight folks!

You Meme A Lot To Me

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Y/N, Natasha.

Clint: every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break

Natasha: clint, it’s 2 am.

Clint: every step you take

Clint: I’ll be watching you. happy valentine’s day. my gifts will be delivering later on pls do not trash them

Natasha: is that coulson’s song?

Y/N: this explains why my room is flooded with gifts from the others

Natasha: why must tony give us all cardboard cutouts of him every year?

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: couldn’t u choose a better song old man? this is why u have no valentine. even ur wife said no.

Clint: did i invite u? no.

Pietro: today is a day of love so don’t be salty

Clint: Na.

Clint: hahaha get it

Pietro: no

Clint: ofc you wouldn’t

Keep reading

when ur triggered and then u trigger urself MORE and then ur like “i know what will fix this” and then INTENTIONALLY trigger urself even further so that you totally dissociate and r confused and lost tbh

  • *in the group text*
  • suho: you know i stopped going fishing with skrillex because he kept dropping the bass
  • suho: do you know what the person who invented the door knocker won? the No-Bell prize
  • suho: did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? he's lucky it was a soft drink
  • suho: england doesn’t have a kidney bank but it does have a liverpool
  • suho: hey
  • suho: guys why can't i get into the house why isn't my key working WHY ARE ALL THE LIGHTS OFF I KNOW YOU'RE HOME
  • suho: YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slytherin x Ravenclaw Relationship Would Include:

Request: Pls could u do slytherin x ravenclaw? Thank youu xxx

Originally posted by sweetnothinngg


  • Library Dates
  • “Why are we having a date in the library?!” 
  • “Because you can’t resist my pouty face.”
  • “When did you become so manipulative??”
  • “After meeting you, love.”
  • Their first date being meticulously planned by the Slytherin:
  • charmed fairy lights and enchanting a ceiling of a classroom
  • the Ravenclaw being delighted and becoming captivated by the Slytherin’s natural charm
  • discovering their favourite scented candle together because of the Slytherin’s endearing romantic style
  • Star gazing
  • sneaking out of their dorms and meeting each other by the Great Lake
  • never the Quidditch pitch, they hate the feeling of being isolated
  • thick blankets and steaming flasks of mocha from the kitchens
  • laying in each others arms
  • sharing a diary in which they record every moment spent together
  • the Slytherin watching fondly as the Ravenclaw scratches away, pausing here and there to think of the perfect word
  • the slytherin resting their head on the Ravenclaw’s lap and revelling in everything about them
  • “Did you know, that some light we’re seeing is from dead stars? The light has to travel an incredibly long distance to be visible from Earth so it is logical that that is the case.”
  • “Did you know that your eyes reflect their light like irridescent diamonds?”
  • Both making metaphorical analyses of the fundamentality of the sky
  • The Slytherin making a competion of finding a constellation first
  • “There’s Scorpio! I win.”
  • “I found that ages ago, I’m on to counting them now, slow coach!”

Originally posted by fraudulentlove

  • Cuddling by the fire as the familiar downpour floods the grounds
  • the Slytherin cuddling the Ravenclaw in their arms as the Ravenclaw reads a book aloud to them
  • The Slytherin fiddling childishly with the Ravenclaw’s hair as they do so
  • Eventually falling asleep together as the roaring fire begins to dim
  • Other times the Ravenclaw persuading the Slytherin into going crazy in the rain
  • “We’re going to catch colds!”
  • “We’ll get one regardless. The flu’s going around. Come on!”
  • dancing like sugar-wired kids
  • screams and content laughs getting lost in the thunder’s reign
  • Then slow dancing as the Slytherin spins them chivalrously into their arms
  • blissfully passionate kisses while the rain drenches their clothes
  • just before going back inside, holding each other close tightly and just taking time to relish in each other’s love

Originally posted by universexy

  • The Ravenclaw keeping the Slytherin on their toes and vice-versa.
  • what with the witty/sassy comebacks and the urge to come out smarter
  • The Ravenclaw’s Originality and wit being what first captured the Slytherin’s attention
  • The Ravenclaw being awed by their cunning conclusions
  • The Ravenclaw’s creative ideas helping the Slytherin reach their goals and aspirations
  • The Slytherin’s determination and resilience making the Ravenclaw feel more secure with being who they are.

haechan the type to stay up late re-watching high school rapper nd cursing and yelling at the screen literally squaring up to ppl who show the slightest negativity towards mark his love like

“exCUSE ME ??? WHY DID U HAVE TO FuCKING ASK IF ANYONE KNEW YOUNG B OFC MARK DOESNT KNOW HIM WHY ?? DOES ?? IT FUCKING MATTER ???? u piece of lil shits yea u mnet” and “weLL fuCK THIS MNET wHY DO U HAVE TO EDIT MARK LIKE HES PISSED 24/7 of thE TIME DAM N IT DO U UNDERSTAND THT MY mAN IS TIRED OF PROMOTING FOR BOTH LIMITLESS AND MY FIRST AND LAST ND GOING TO SCHOOL DAMN IT GIVE HIM A BReA K!!!!!”