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anonymous asked:

Imagine Eric taking care of your guys' preteen daughter cause you're out on a girls weekend with ur friends lol

Thanks for the request, I did it in bullet point form. (To all the other requests sorry its taking me so long to get them out)

•Him asking who she’s texting and why shes always on her phone
•"Is it a boy?“
•Totaly dadlyness “When I was your age…”
•Trying to make food for her and some how manages to spill noodles everywhere
•Teaching her how to shoot
•Teaching her how to make pipe bombs
•Long stores about high school at columbine and all the trouble he and Dylan got into
•Wrestling and tickle wars
•Reading Nazi books to her before bed
•Listening to NIN, KMFDM, and Rammstein together
•Late night ice cream trips
•Buying her a puppy cause why not
•Letting her drive around and being very nervous cause she almosts hits alot of stuff
•Learning that shes being bullied and driving to the bullys house and smashing the windows out of there house
•Kissing her on the forehead after tucking her into bed

what i learned today while tallying homestuck statistics:

Dave has no idea how to end a conversation. I mean, I knew he just never shut the fuck up, but i’m trying to tally the number of conversations and in acts 1-4, and dave has had like, 8, total. cause whenever someone else says goodbye he just keeps talking at them until they eventually come back instead of actually signing out of pesterchum like a normal person

Okay it’s 2 in the morning and I’m watching Miraculous Ladybug for some reason and for ages I’ve been trying to remember why Alix’s shoes look familiar to me, and it’s just hit me

When I was 9 years old I had a pair of Heelys that looked EXACTLY like this, right down to the green squares and the pink laces

So what I’m saying is ALIX’S SHOES ARE ACTUALLY HEELYS, THAT’S HOW SHE’S SO GOOD AT SKATING

Victuri: Give and Take

Recently I came across someone that believed victuri to be an unhealthy relationship, claiming it was unbalanced because all Yuri did was take from Victor but never give him anything. I completely disagreed and since I ended up writing quite a lot on this matter, decided to make a post for it.

So here’s why I believe it is a healthy and balanced relationship:

Good relationships do have to be give and take, but that doesn’t have to involve helping someone with some deep issue. One can be given happiness, security and love and it’ll count. Victor doesn’t need Yuri to help him for the relationship to be healthy; if Yuri makes him happy, then Victor is receiving something.

Moreover, it’s not as if Yuri isn’t doing as much as Victor is for him because he doesn’t want to; it’s because there’s nothing blatant to help Victor with. Victor shows no clear signs of needing help, much less has asks for it, so it’s not Yuri’s fault that he isn’t giving Victor more than happiness. And he doesn’t need to, really. It would be another matter if Victor also showed signs of having issues and Yuri simply ignored those.

However, even if just making him happy is enough giving for a healthy relationship, there are also the hints that Yuri is giving Victor a relationship where Victor can be himself, and not a special character to fit what Yuri wants.

In ep04 Victor asks Yuri what he should be for him, as if he’s used to asking that easily and acting as a specific thing upon request. Yuri tells him he wants Victor as himself. Yuri also doesn’t put Victor down for failing as his coach in ep07. Oh sure he whines about it for two seconds during his performance but it’s clear it isn’t an issue and in fact, Victor showing his flawed face helped Yuri. And Yuri makes sure to show Victor that they’re fine and his mistakes don’t bother him through the touch and pat:

So Yuri gives him happiness and a place where he can be himself, flaws and all.

Also, Yuri isn’t taking anything that Victor hasn’t given freely. Yuri demands next to nothing of Victor. It’s Victor who willingly and gladly chooses to remain his coach, chooses to be with him as more than that and chooses to help him. Yuri is not taking anything that Victor isn’t happy to hand out.

Oh, and we have to remember Yuri and Victor have two relationships between them: as coach & student and boyfriends. Which means a lot of the help we see Victor giving Yuri isn’t solely because he loves him now* but also because he is Yuri’s coach and so has a duty to help him. And in the coach-student relationship, what better way to give back to the coach than to succeed his expectations? And Yuri does that. 

Victor doesn’t do everything to please Yuri, either. Giving Yuri the Eros routine instead of Agape, pointing out his flaws every performance even when he does well, telling him to choose his own song instead of simply choosing for him…all those are things Yuri didn’t want done, and only later came to appreciate. Victor isn’t cruel, and even at the very start he already liked Yuri so he never wanted t hurt him, but he was always willing to push Yuri to do what he wasn’t pleased about when Victor thought that it would be better. And now that he’s in love with him, he’ll want to please and help Yuri more. Just like Yuri wants to please and entice him more and more too. It’s not unbalanced.

And on that front…

The happiness Yuri gives Victor isn’t even ‘just’ the happiness of being, for lack of better ways to explain, a person’s whose personality and proximity give Victor pleasure. There’s also the skating happiness he gives Victor. 

Victor’s whole life is centered around skating, so the fact that Yuri continues to surprise and delight him more and more with his skating -to the point where Victor is fine with never going back to skating himself- is a huge deal. 

Of course, Victor wouldn’t be in love with Yuri if all he loved was his skating prowess, so even when Yuri retires he will still be himself, and thus what makes Victor happy and loved.


And that’s it. There’s nothing unhealthy about them, in my mind. A relationship is healthy, to me, if both people are receiving love and happiness from it, and to me that doesn’t mean a balanced score of equal help. Maybe Victor has to help Yuri more than Yuri helps him, but if he’s being given all the happiness and love he wants and isn’t harming himself to help Yuri…that’s a healthy relationship.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: when and where did edward nygma, serial killer, genius, future riddler, learn to make origami penguins without looking? how long did it take him to learn how to do it so well? why did he learn to make origami penguins in the first place? did he do it just to impress oswald? was he looking for ways to woo his crush and just think "i know, i'll make him a paper penguin. he'll be super impressed"? what happened to the origami penguin? did oswald keep it? does he still have it?
Imagine Draco walking in on you getting dressed

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“Y/L/N, are you coming or what?” Draco barged on your door. “You wouldn’t want to miss this game, I reckon!”

“Just give me a minute!” you replied, shouting at him through the door.

You were standing in front of your dresser, trying to decide what level of warmth you would need from a sweater if you were going to be out for the game. It was the only thing missing from your attire; you’d already put on you jeans and boots, and you’d put on light make-up. 

“What’s even taking you so long?” he shouted from the corridor, impatient.

You and Draco were great friends, and he liked having you around before his quidditch matches, so you understood why he was being so pressing.

“I’m coming!” you shouted back, finally grabbing a sweater, but just as you did so he opened the door, barging into the room as he proclaimed “That’s it, I’m coming in!”

He froze as soon as he saw you, his eyes growing wide as he took in the sight of you in only your jeans and bra. The garment was pretty tame, being plain white, but it was still a shock to both of you. 

“Draco!” you shrieked, bringing the sweater to your chest in an attempt to cover it and blushing furiously.

“Right, I’ll see you after the game,” he gulped, not meeting your eyes, before running back out of your room. 

Later on, during the game, he missed an opportunity to catch the snitch because his eyes had caught sight of you in the bleachers. As soon as he saw you, the image of the swell of your breasts and your hair falling around them came back into his mind with the force of a buldger, and he turned crimson as the disappointed shouts brought him back to the game. Thankfully, no one was close enough to see how red he got, but he just knew it would take a lot before he could shake off the image.

one time when I was 15 my social anxiety was just starting to pick up and there was a teacher’s conference in the library at school. I was a library helper so I just sat behind the desk like normal. A couple minutes passed and one teacher asked me to get him some coffee from the office so I was “uhh okay” but it took me a while to figure out how to work it because I don’t drink coffee and the machine was ancient

when I came back he was like “why did that take so long why didn’t you just run” and without missing a beat my nervous little ass handed him the coffee and said “we’re not supposed to run inside a school” and I have never been more proud to make a grown man stutter

How to make the perfect holiday wreath with Neil Patrick Harris
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Neil Patrick Harris: Tip number one: Get a glue gun. You’ll find out soon why. My second tip is to make sure that the table you’re using is higher than this one, because right now it’s just… It’s a lot of balls.

How long did it take you to transform into Count Olaf?
NPH: The makeup took about two and a half hours every morning. The meditation was another hour and a half. I would eat a big breakfast – that was probably 45 minutes. And then it was lunch.

I’m assuming you don’t have a lot in common with your character personality-wise, so how did you prepare to play a villain?
NPH: Playing a villain was fun, only because you get to do all the things you wouldn’t normally do in your real life. You get to spend time growling at children, reprimanding people, barking at people on set. Saying, “Where’s my coffee? Where’s my coffee?!”
And I mostly didn’t mean it. I was mostly doing it out of jest.

And what was the biggest challenge you faced?
NPH: The hardest part of playing the villain was the prosthetics, because I couldn’t really move my face as much as I wanted to, and yet I had to move my face a lot. If I moved my face in certain ways the prosthetics would come apart, so I could do a lot of eyebrow acting, but I couldn’t do a lot of nose lifting, or the corners of the nose would pop out.

What was your favourite part of the costume?
NPH: I like Olaf’s wardrobe, because the whole thing seems like it should be a period piece in many ways, and yet the date is non-specific. So I would wear cloaks and jackets, but also turtlenecks. I was a little beatnik, and kind of hipster in that way. It was Olaf by way of Brooklyn.

Did you feel pressure coming into a project that had so much anticipation behind it?
NPH: There’d been a movie based on this before, and that was, I guess, a little bit of pressure. At the same time, that movie told four books in two hours, and we have two hours per book. So we have eight hours to tell four books, and if people watch we’ll get to tell more of them. There’s only thirteen books, so there’s only going to be two more seasons, but that allows for a lot of time to be in character and to maintain character.

What was your favourite scene to film?
NPH: I did enjoy singing the song, called “The Count”, which is Count Olaf’s big song that he sings to the kids when they first arrive with his henchpeople. He wrote it himself, and he thinks he’s really, really talented, and it’s a terrible song. So we had to learn intentionally bad choreography… We did these almost Lady Gaga-ish kind of movements, which were just awful, but that made me laugh.

Dating Oh Sehun would include...

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Huang Zitao/ Tao| Kim Jongdae/ Chen| Park Chanyeol| Kim Junmyeon/ Suho| Kim Minseok/ Xiumin| Oh Sehun| Kim Jongin/ Kai| Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.| Byun Baekhyun| Zhang Yixing/ Lay| Lu Han| Wu Yifan/ Kris| Mafia!EXO|

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In the Daytime

Originally posted by blondejongin

  • Sehun is the sweetest guy, but he isn’t going to be the best at expressing it sometimes.
  • He’ll rarely say a direct ‘I love you’ but he will say it in smaller ways. “He’ll express his care for you in smaller ways, asking ‘have you eaten today?’ or ‘did you sleep well?’
  • When he’s in a bad mood he’s going to be sassy af and will never hold back on the sarcastic comebacks.
  • “Sehun why are you taking so long?”
  • “I need eleven minutes!”
  • And when he’s pushed your boundaries too far he’s going to feel guilty. But since Sehun doesn’t conform to normal ways of cheering you up, he’ll more than likely do something like Aegyo to make you forgive him since he knows it’s your soft spot.
  • Either that or he’s going to use those gorgeous hips to make it up to you.
  • He’s going to be a brat sometimes
  • Like there is no escaping this maknae’s brattiness and you must have a magical patience line to put up with it.
  • “You look pretty cute today {y/n}, but I look cuter.”
  • “Literally shut up, Sehun.”
  • Dying each others hair.
  • You doing his make up sometimes.
  • Him being proud and showing off your eyeliner and telling everyone it’s better than Baekhyun’s.
  • He won’t admit it, but he has a small photo of you stuck to his mirror in the dressing room and he’ll always look at it and smile whenever he feels anxious or needs a stress reliever.
  • He will have no PDA
  • Unless you convince him otherwise. You’ll need to be a good convincer to crack this nut.  
  • At home he won’t be able to keep his hands off you.
  • Or when he’s drunk.
  • “Hey Jagiyaaa you look so fuckable right now let’s get a taxi homee”
  • “Sehun, we are home.”
  • Dates to bubble tea cafes.
  • Taking Vivi for walks together.
  • Vivi being like the baby of the two of you.
  • You falling asleep on the sofa with Vivi waiting for Sehun to come home.
  • And when he comes home he’ll take a secret photo because you look so. darn. cute. But this brat isn’t going to admit it. 
  • You getting him to wear couple outfits and him pretending like he hates it but inside he thinks it’s adorable.
  • Chanyeol teasing you both and Sehun getting pouty about it.
  • Watching Sehun practicing his dance moves around the house.
  • His hip thrusts are literally the work of a god.
  • Him getting really excited about Christmas and putting mistletoe all over the house.
  • It’s all fun and games until you meet with Kai underneath it.
  • “Where did all the mistletoe go, Sehun?”
  • “I burnt it.”
  • Sehun getting jealous when other guys flirt with you because he’s scared he might actually lose you.
  • Him literally being the cutest boyfriend ever and saying he loves you every day indirectly.

At Nighttime

Originally posted by khunwufan

  • Sehun pissing you off and having to spend the night on the downstairs sofa.
  • Except he never does because he always comes upstairs and shuffles into the bed, wrapping his arms around you from behind and pressing kisses to the top of your head.
  • Whispering “I love you,” when he thinks you’re asleep.
  • Him being the big spoon but sometimes he likes to be the small spoon.
  • Him putting his arms and legs over you since he’s so tall he takes up most of the room anyway.
  • Him cuddling you after a long day of practice.
  • But sometimes he’s going to want to be more active in the sheets.
  • Him being dominant.
  • Since he’s the youngest he always had a kink for being older and dominant
  • Daddy kink af
  • He makes you moan every time
  • Literally
  • He lives to hear you moan his name.
  • Him 98% of the time trying to get a ’round 2’
  • Being the sweetest for aftercare.
  • Until it comes to the nothing when you can’t walk and he finds it hilarious and he’ll tease you about it for the rest of the day
  • Basically
  • This man is hard work
  • But he loves you more than words can describe
  • And it’s all worth it in the end 
Roommate!Wonwoo AU

Originally posted by kwontv

Request: Roomate!Wonwoo AU please

This has been in the inbox since forever and it’s finally dONE WOO :D but anyways I wrote like 6 pages on a google docs for this so I apologize for the length! I hope you enjoy it & don’t come at me for taking so long :^) -Admin Madi


  • Ok so this is how everything went down;
  • Yours and Wonwoo’s parents were super good friends
  • and since you were both heading off to college/university, they thought “Hey, why not make them room together to save money??”
  • They were adamant that this was the best plan for the both of you
  • Little did they know that you and wonwoo have talked like maybe 3 times at the most??
  • So moving day was pretty awkward
  • But not as awkward as your first day living together dear lord
  • You two were so careful around one another you didn’t know how to act
  • Barely any words were spoken between you two
  • You weren’t used to living with someone of the opposite sex who was the same age as you at all
  • your whole mindset was “dont look at him, dont talk to him, you’ll be fine”
  • Bc you’ve seen those dramas where the girl falls for the guy and there is no way in hell that you are letting that happen on your watch
  • So every time you come out of your room to get a drink or use the bathroom, you keep your head down and avoid ALL eye contact
  • Wonwoo is 100% convinced that you hate him and are uncomfortable with the living arrangement
  • So he blocks your path and stands right in front of you one day when you’re trying to run back into your room
  • He asks if you’re okay with rooming with him bc he’s getting concerned
  • You’re like shit okay he’s noticed what I’m doing
  • So you just shake your head and smile at him for the first time ever and lie
  • “It’s great! Do you not like it?”
  • Wonwoo rolls his eyes playfully and pokes your shoulder
  • “You’re bad at lying.”
  • Ok so your act was painfully obvious so you just let your shoulders slump
  • Wonwoo really doesn’t want to live on his own so he offers for you two to get to know each other
  • You nod bc hell, that’s a pretty solid idea since you’ll be seeing a lot of him from now on so it won’t hurt to know what he’s like
  • So you two grab some chips and soda and plop your little butts down on your couch
  • You discuss your favorite shows, books, movies, songs and the basics
  • By the end of it you’re both like “damn, they’re not so bad”
  • AKA you two click ridiculously well
  • When you initially met wonwoo you thought he was a quiet, introverted guy that was lowkey hot
  • But now you’ve seen the really dorky and funny side to him where he’s making horrible puns every other minute and showing off that adorable nose scrunch of his
  • And you find yourself thinking “this guy is great best friend material”
  • And wonwoo was all for this new friendship
  • So for the first little while, you guys plan your lives around one another
  • You would dedicate afternoons to going out to try new foods, catch the latest releases of movies and make aimless trips to the grocery store to find what the other person likes
  • You would bring home lame things like dinosaur magnets for the fridge bc you knew they would make him laugh
  • And wonwoo would lend you his books where he would have lines highlighted and his thoughts written next to them bc he knew you would find them funny

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anonymous asked:

What a week ? I can't that so long xD could we maybe get a sketch ?! Btw lots of my friends love you !! So just give a damn on that tic tac guy ! XD

Yuu here ! :3

Well Sounfy is really busy most of the time, so that’s why, making a page like this takes loooong hours, so she’s doing what she can ^^ Buuuuut… She did make one, so… Here you go ! ;P

And thanks a lot for your support ! *^*

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…And thats how Dave’s speakeasy was created.

This one has been laying around since last winter. I tried my best to save picture 1 + 2 + 3 from terrible 2k15 style

Thanks for those who came up with ideas for the name of Dave’s Speakeasy! I love my followers! 

anonymous asked:

What if in Shattered Glass Damus/Glitch used to be a really good singer and the Autobots did emuprata on him to break his confidence and then force him to sing while laughing at him and pelting him with scrap so they could watch him breakdown even further, before Megs finds him locked up/thrown in a scrapyard with a few scraplets and takes him, and asks Damus/Glitch what he likes doing and he says singing, before asking him to sing a little song and later making him Tarn to get him happy again?

MOk I tried explaining why Shattered Glass autobots wouldn’t work in conjunction with a Shattered Glass Senate, but it got too long so I’m just gonna focus on the singing part. Let’s AU this up where Damus was a singer instead of someone in cahoots with Orion Pax.

I based a non-robot character of mine off of this kind of concept a while back; I would totally imagine Damus as being a singer at like, a bar or strip joint or something. He doesn’t strip, no, but imagine, if the effects of his talent could be transmitted over a microphone, he’d definitely be used as such:

Because of his empurata, Damus is considered not really attractive by Cybertronian standards. But, he has a great voice that the club owner is dying to have. So, every night, there is an absolutely gorgeous bot that comes out to stage to dance, perform, and serenade… Except THEY can’t sing, and instead, Damus is stuck in the back to sing the song for them as they perform, with his enhanced Voice, as the bot on stage lip-synchs. 

It pulls at the sparkstrings of every bot in there; they’d all fall head over heels for this bot, who’s Voice is next to God, that can bring you to overload with just one song, when in reality, it’s Damus doing the singing. But because of his empurata, no one would pay to see that, no matter how dang good his Voice is. But the job itself pays OK for Damus; just enough that he has a place to live and food on the table, and maybe a few data pads of Megatron’s soliloquies. 

I would love to see a fanfiction where, okay, Megatron is there doing some business discussion with another bot, and having caught Damus’s singing as well, Megatron tries to pay for the gorgeous bot’s services, just to hear that Voice again [and perhaps learn the science behind it for weaponizing later on], and said bot tries all they can to avoid revealing the charade, until eventually the inquirer gives up, only to spot Damus leaving shortly afterward.

While initially avoiding Damus, Megatron hears Damus talking to himself or someone else or something, and Megatron is like “!!!!!!!!!!!!” and despite empurata, tries to get to know this bot better.
Not knowing what Megatron actually looks like in real life, only having read his name, Damus is surprised when Megatron tells him who he is. The fact that one of his favourite writers is now telling him how they love his voice is the highlight of his life.

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Richonne Aesthetic:

and in that moment—however long it lasts, seconds, minutes, days—while he’s saying my name into my mouth and I’m breathing into him, I realize this, right here, is the first and only time I’ve ever been kissed. 

Jocelyn -   *huffs* ok, but I don’t understand why Magnus is so upset about Alec Lightwood being hurt. He’s all holed up in the room with Alec all alone and won’t let me help. Magnus doesn’t even like the Lightwoods, and he just said he regrets ever getting involved in Shadowhunter business. None of this makes sense. Why is he so mad at me right now???

Random Shadowhunter-  Ohhhh, shiiiit. Nobody told you, did they? Um, so yeah while you were taking that long nap some stuff went down.  Magnus and Alec….well there was this wedding……and Alec walked down the aisle and kissed Magnus. Then he kissed him some more….right in front of everyone…so, uh, those two are…

Jocelyn-  Magnus and Alec got MARRIED?!?!? I don’t underst….

RSH-  No, no THEY didn’t get married, but it doesn’t even matter because they basically are married. I guess what I’m trying to say is that you just helped Magnus Bane’s husband almost kill himself. So, yeah, you should probably find a witness protection program ASAP. *whistles* Wouldn’t want to be you right now.

Monster of the night

Again, this was just a little something I did in the car in the spirit of Halloween. If any of these don’t make sense please let me know because I did keep some quite brief.

Josh: He’d hidden it from you for so long, but it didn’t take a genius to piece together why Josh disappeared from your bed every full moon. And it’s not like you’re bothered, in fact you find it pretty normal that your boyfriend is part wolf, it at least explains why he’s a monster in bed.

Simon: He’s always been more on the sweeter side, that’s all you’ve ever known of Simon. What you didn’t expect though, was him to come out one day - over breakfast of all things - as a fucking angel. It had taken a while for him to really show you, and you hadn’t pushed him, but when he did finally flash off his snow white wings, you fell in love all over again.

JJ: Dating an incubus wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, but for JJ you’d do anything.
He’s tried to stop you, told you he’s not worth it, but you love him too much to stop. And good god the sex is so euphoric, JJ knows exactly where to touch you to make you come undone and have you crying out for more.

Tobi: Tobi’s a bit of a mystery. You’ve always know there was something a little sinister about your boyfriend, if him snarling at the postman like an angry dog was anything to go by. That had been a simple analogy you’d thought of off the top of your head, but you hardly thought that it would in fact be related to what he was. Because sure, transforming into a demon dog on the weekends was just typical of your man.

Ethan: Ethan’s always had the piss taken out of him for his origins - which is hardly his fault - but all it did was make you love him even more. He’d hidden his wings from everyone for so long, but all it took was a pout and a flutter of your eyelashes for him to give in and show you his sparkling blue fairy wings. And when you did see them, you don’t know why he’d kept them secret - because they were absolutely beautiful.

Vik: Vik’s always had a slight obsession with your neck, and it’s not like you even minded him leaving love bites on every inch of bare skin he could find. Well, that was until you’d felt something pierce your skin and what you could only guess was blood, trickling down your chest. He’d apologised of course, because its Vik the sweetest person - er, vampire - you know, but really you weren’t bothered, in fact if anything it spiced up your sex life.

Harry: You knew there was a reason for his relentless anger, so when Harry told you about his family’s origins you weren’t exactly surprised, but it was pretty hard to believe that your boyfriend was in fact a demon. It was only when he flashed you his black and red eyes that you could truly start to believe.