“Young human of my property. You will cease from damaging the organ of my property in wich it is named “heart” and pumps blood trough my body.”
“Human who has yet to reach the age of maturity whom I consider to be my property, you will cease to inflict emotional damage that metaphorically injures the muscle in my chest which supplies life giving blood.”
“homo sapiens of an age value smaller than mine, and therefore younger than myself. you shall cease causing me emotional pain, usually metaphorically described as causing physical harm to the organ in my circulatory system which sends blood cells and oxygen through my body, known as the “heart.””
i suppose this is sort of a ‘watercast’ world where keith is a mer and lance is an avian, but hes a sassy peacock and he still makes terrible pickup lines and keith hates that his boyfriend does this. The lance outfit is courtesy of @saintoftoasters
the pickupline was gracefully provided by @absolem0 thank u!
Dear Stranger, I miss the times we only had to look at each other to understand the situation and act accordingly together. I remember how mad and jealous that made everyone else. Sincerely, No longer your best friend or friend or acquaintance.