why did my brain do this to me

Nothing tortures my brain like wondering why gary johnson stuck his tongue out in that one interview like why did he do that? was he fucked up? did he lose a bet? did he get threatened? was a sniper watching him afar waiting to shoot him if he did not stick his tongue out? did his tongue get bit by an invisible bee and the only cure was to stick it out mid-interview? was there even a reason? this will always haunt me

9

just two guys….bonding… i can’t believe this is my first contribution to this amazing show…

I just had a dream that I met Keith’s voice actor in the toy section of a Walmart, but his VA was actually Shia LaBeouf. I asked Shia what Lotor’s canon appearance was and he slipped me a photo of Orochimaru with purple skin and I screamed.

Offensive Sentence Starters

“I liked you better when you were dead.”

“Being stuck with you is my worst nightmare coming true.”

“A fool never knows he’s a fool.”

“Just seeing you gives me a headache.”

“Why did you do that?!”

“You just can’t do anything right.”

“You probably can’t even count past ten unless you take off your shoes.”

“I pity your friends for having to deal with you.”

“I pity your parents/family for having to deal with you.”

“It’s amazing you even have friends.”

“You suck.”

“You’re an idiot.”

“Even a kettle has more brain than you.”

“I was just wishing you wouldn’t turn up after all and screw everything up.”

“I know it’s difficult for you to understand, but I don’t have any simpler words to use.”

“Even a baby has more brain than you.”

“You are the least useful person around.”

“It’s sad how incapable you actually are.”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“Oh, for fuck’s sake just leave it. There’s no way you’ll ever get it right.”

6

    — my father sent me to court, I wept and Jaime raged, until my aunt sat me down in the Stone Garden and told me there was no one in King’s Landing that I need ever fear. ‘You are a lioness’ she said, ‘and it is for all the lesser beasts to fear you.’ 

  • Me: haha, silly pokemon anime, Lillie wouldn't be afriad of touching a pokemo-
  • My brain: The anime takes place in an AU where Lillie was caught stealing Nebby. Lusamine punished her and then sent her to school where she could keep an eye on her. Every time Lillie gets touched by a pokemon she remembers the night she was caught.
  • Me, crying: Why the fuck did you do that. Why.

Heather sentence starters!

  • “Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
  • “Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?”
  • “If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.”
  • “My teenage angst bullshit has a body count.”
  • “Lick it up, baby! Lick it up!”
  • “You know I’m always red.”
  • “People love you, but I know you.”
  • “Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.”
  • “Call me when the shuttle lands.”
  • “Why are you such a mega bitch?”
  • “Why are you pulling my dick?”
  • “Do you take German?”
  • “You’ve been depressed lately.”
  • “Real life sucks people dry.”
  • “You wanna fuck with the eagles? You gotta learn to fly.”
  • “My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing kumbaya one more time…”
  • “You don’t deserve my fucking speech.”
  • “It’ll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for a week.”
  • “I just killed my best friend/worst enemy.”
  • “They all want me as a friend or a fuck.”
  • “Grow up. Bulimia is so ‘87.”
  • “Oh god, make sure this never happens to me. I don’t think I can handle suicide.”
  • “I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.”
  • “Watch it, you might be digesting food there.”
  • “Yeah, where’s your urge to purge?”
  • “Did you hear, school is cancelled today because two boys killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact.”
  • “My son is a homosexual and I love him.”
  • “I love my dead gay son.”
  • “Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
  • “My love, there is a new sheriff in town.”
The Adrien Diaries...

Okay, so this is particular entry is a Valentine’s Day special… that’s over a week late. Deal with it, inspiration for the most awkward scenario only struck yesterday after talking to both @animatedsuperchick19 (who suggested the game they are playing) and @mr-hawkmoth (who talked me into this being an Adrien Diaries/Aftermath Addendums). Blame them for sunshine boy’s suffering.

 Now, this has an Aftermath Addendums coming, as well as ANOTHER Adrien Diaries Entry… Although if ya’ll are hoping to get poor Mari’s POV anytime soon, keep waiting XD

Enjoy!

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  • Family: why are you always in your room?
  • Brain: maybe it’s because I have absolutely nothing in common with any of you and then when I do actually come downstairs and talk about something I’m passionate about you clearly couldn’t give a single fuck judging by the looks on your faces and let’s be honest, you never try to include me in any of your conversations because we all know you couldn’t care less about my opinion and we all know that if I did come out of my room id just watch YouTube videos on my phone and then you’d have a go me for being unsociable
  • Me: *shrugs shoulders*
Exo Reaction To You sending Him A Nude

Baekhyun: 

“Oh my gosh she/he actually did it..”

“I need to save this one”

Chanyeol:

*He explains how the nude was*

“It was like a big masterpiece”


Jongdae:

“Why did he/she only send me one pic?”

Jongin:

*Shy cutieeeee*

“Oh, what to do..”

Junmyeon:

“Why does she/he do this?”

“I don’t even know her/him”

Kyungsoo:

“Should I send her/him one back?”

Minseok

“..Shit”

*Brain explosion*

Sehun:

*sees photo*

“Looking quite alright”

Yixing:

*Gets message*

*Looks at it*

“What is this for evil darkness?”

My name is Maël, I am 22 years old, I would be 23 years old in July.
I am FTM socially, non binary, deep inside me I do not recognize myself in the gender stereotypes of men and women, so I have no gender.
I did my coming out trans at 14 years old, during my teens being trans was not easy, but I felt that I had another problem, that besides being transgender, my brain functioned in a very strange way for others.

I learned two years ago that I am Asperger, it is a form of autism. The word autism can be frightening, but since I know, it is a kind of liberation, I know why my brain has a certain way of functioning that is very often misunderstood by the people around me, and why all too often I do not understand the world around me.

Today I have been on testosterone for more than 4 years, I had a top surgery and a hysterectomy, I judge my medical transition finished.
No I don’t want to do any operation at the level of my genitals, I am happy like that, I am finally happy, I knew in time to find happiness in my transidentity, in autism, in the fact that I have no gender. All these differences I managed to extract the best, instead of being ashamed.

No matter how you live your transition, no matter if you want to do this or that operation, no matter what genre you identify with, Nobody knows better than you who you are, live who you are in the depths of you and show it to the world.

The FFVII/Crisis Core guys as memes...

Vincent Valentine: Now back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me after he stole my girlfriend and shot me in the chest…Hojo, what’s good?

Angeal Hewley: Pepe

(Alternatively for Angeal) 

                           *Breathes In*  BOI.

Genesis Rhapsodos: [Angeal: ~loses Genesis in a crowd~ Damn…where the hell did he go? ~raises voice~ Sephiroth is the only real hero in the world!

                 Genesis: SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE!

                 Angeal: There he is.]

Zack Fair: [Brain: Do the thing…

                   Zack: That sounds like a bad idea…

                   Brain: DO THE THING.]

(Alternately for Zack)

                  Zack: I’m gonna do the thing.

                 Cloud: Zack, no!

                  Zack: Zack, yes.

Sephiroth: [Sephiroth: My mother is an alien life form and I, as her son, must get revenge on the Planet and become a god.

                    Everyone else: Okay…sounds fake but okay…]

Cloud Strife: ~standing outside of Shinra slamming pots~ I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YA’LL. YA’LL NOT GON’ GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME.

The brain is an interesting thing. As someone with borderline personality disorder and major depressive disorder, I find it an interesting phenomenon that the same brain that keeps me sad, makes me feel terrible, suddenly burdens me with intrusive thoughts, makes me suicidal, is the same brain thats also trying to save me. Or itself?

When I went to the hospital the second time it was because I was so disregulated that I WAS going to kill myself BUT instead of doing that, I called my therapist and she urged me to go to the ER. Why did I go? I wanted to save my life, but some other part of my brain wanted me to end my life. And thats a paradox Ill never understand. Its the same organ. How does it do that at the same time???

Sometimes I think brains are their own entity. Like we think were people, or animals, or invertebrates, but really, the body of each one, (any organism with a brain) is just a vessel *for* the brain. And our bodies are just an extension of that, to make it able to do things. Sometimes I think about it like were jellyfish, and our brains are the big round part on top, and our limbs are just the floaty extensions of that. Carrying out its wishes. Sending pulses of neuronal firing to raise a hand, or speak a language it learned.

But it doesnt work that way exactly. People with mental illnesses have actual biological changes in their brains. In *our* brains, I should say. Those of us with mental illnesses and personality disorders. There are neurochemical imbalances that can form genetically, or by stress induced factors. You know, people tell you that your childhood has a lot to do with how you turn out and what kinda shit youll end up with. And theyll say its because of bad memories. But thats not the whole story.

When youre a child, your brain is still developing, and if youre neglected, or abused, or constantly invalidated by your parents or whomever… every bad thing (and good thing btw) has an effect on how a childs brain grows. What neurochemicals it produces and how much. Its an actual physiological change. And when you stop growing, youre left with what youre left with. For example, if you grew up in a household where there was a lot of fighting, your amydala will fire more than the average person youre going to have an anxiety issue. Medication and therapy are all you can do to stop it.

But still. Its your brain thats imbalanced and disregulated, and its your brain that fucks itself up but also tries to fix itself with meds and therapy. And how its able to do both is a fascinating mystery to me.