why did it take me so long to see this movie

epic meme battles of history





Hey Robbie, you know what’s rotten? Your Rhymes. Lazytown was like 10 years ago so get with the times. Black and Yellow is my philosophy and there’s more to me than you’ll ever see. I spent 1 long day outside of my hive and man oh man did it open my eyes. I see now that you’re not number one; you can’t even catch Sporticus son! You’re a joke. You’re flat. You’re all used up see? Like Cassius Clay I’m gonna float like a butterfly and sting like ME

Ouch! I’m stung! I’m dazed; I felt the tiniest pinprick but I’m not even phased. Pretty good trick that you pulled there son; but just sting and you’re already DONE. And how about history? I looked in the dictionary and saw your name next to iron-y because it would take a fool like you to throw shade about age when your last claim to fame came in the ninteen nine-tees. No man, me? I’m relevant. The kids that watch my shown ain’t even grown up yet. I got my whole life ahead of me, and swagger to spare. You got your honey, but I’ve got something better. It’s the entire Bee Movie except its actually funny.




clar-isima  asked:

Some people leave the fandom 'cause the canon might get dissapointing, BUT in my opinion that's when fandom becomes a sort of refuge... Not enough Brodinsons love in the movies? BAM! FF!, Interesting concepts droped like a hot potato by the directors? YOU KNOW THERE'S A FIC SOMEWHERE THAT EXPLORES IT! And your fics in particular are a great part of what lured me here and to ff in general, so don't get discouraged, cause your writing is AWESOME, and it's only improved :D

Thank you so much for sending this. ♥ I couldn’t agree more that FANFICTION IS WONDERFUL. And so is fandom is general. When canon lets us down or takes 4 freaking years to give us new content *cough*, our fellow fans are there to get us through.

I’ve been wanting to do fic recs lately, and this is a good excuse.

Fanfic Recommendations


  • Learning To Fly - astolat
    I don’t see why I should follow the crowd, the magpie said.
  • The Prisoner - ladymacbeth99 @ladyofmidgard
    Laufey did not abandon Loki, though he was anything but a good father. When Jotunheim wages war against Asgard yet again, Odin takes the young prince back with him as a political prisoner. An unlikely friendship forms between enemies.
  • No Such Liberty - XParrot
    Following the attack on New York, Thor takes Loki back to Asgard in chains; but this does not mean that the god of mischief’s schemes are ended, or that Thor has or ever will give up on his brother. But when Thanos threatens the realm to claim his lost prizes, on which side will Loki fall?
  • Tempting Death - loxxlay/sigyndenning @loxxxlay
    When Loki falls, Thanos picks him back up.
  • Godchild - griseldajane
    When Loki finds a de-aged Thor wandering alone on the battlefield, Loki takes the five year old child in and resolves to figure out how Thor was transformed and why…
  • Fault in Heart - aTasteofCaramell
  • What does Odin feel after Loki lets go?
  • Understanding the Storm - Lizardbeth @lizardbeths
    Loki returns to Asgard after Avengers. His family, especially his mother Frigga, searches for answers and hope. But on the other side of the universe, a dark storm rises.
  • In the Shadow of the Valley - Lise @veliseraptor
    Most of their meetings are accidental. But not all of them.
  • The Lullaby Singer - TheOtherOdinson @theotherodinson
    Odin hasn’t left Asgard in over a thousand years. When he finds out Loki is still alive and preparing to launch an attack on Midgard, he could send Thor to stop him. Or Odin could go himself.
  • Standing Still - TheOtherOdinson
    One year after the invasion of New York, Tony Stark receives two unexpected houseguests. One is welcome, the other not so much. Tony would love to know why they’re there. So would everyone else.
  • Life In Reverse - Lise
    Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. (Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.)
  • Birthright - Lise
    Five times Odin almost told Loki the truth. Almost.
  • Four Days with Lazarus - LadyCharity @mykingdomforapen
    When the sky falls, he reaches for his brother.(in which Loki is afraid of hell)
  • in her garden grew hyacinths - LadyCharity
    There is a tapestry that hung on Frigga’s wall for as long as Thor can remember. He won’t admit it, but the sight of it makes him want to cry.
  • Road to Nowhere - Lise
    When Loki turns up demanding Thor’s help on a quest to retrieve the All-Mother from Valhalla, Thor isn’t about to say no. But that doesn’t mean he’s forgotten anything, and what better time than a road trip through the backwaters of the universe for trying to talk things out?
  • Truthfully - Salazarfalcon
    Loki gets a therapist and finds Earth hobbies that he enjoys in between bothering his brother and his friends.
  • The Great Subconscious Club - Mikkeneko @mikkeneko
    After the events of Avengers, Loki comes under the care of one Charles Xavier, who is determined to save him in spite of himself. 


  • A Differing Lot - disenchanted
    Thor was born to become a king. Loki was born to become nothing; he becomes something anyway.
  • A Wished-For Song - cavaleira @cavaleirahh
    In which Thor is forced to become king and Loki returns from parts unknown.
  • Shadow Plays - dreamlittleyo
    In which Thor lives a single day more times than he can count, and Loki doesn’t know how to fix it.
  • Bridges - themantlingdark @themantlingdark
    Thor and Loki write letters and fall in love.
  • Chaos War - astolat
    It was never easy to find Loki when he wanted to hide, but he wasn’t doing a particularly good job of it at the moment. Probably he didn’t think anyone from Asgard would be wasting their time hunting for him while the shining ones churned their way steadily through all the realm.


  • Syrgja - LadyCharity
    None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn’t supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn’t supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers…weren’t ever meant to endure the madness that would follow. “Cry, Loki. Cry”


  • Fleet-Footed and Caught - Barkour
    They caught up to him on the outskirts of a small and rainy town in the northwest of what Jane called America.
  • Kingsverse - nayanroo
    In an attempt to rein in the son that remains to her after Thor’s banishment, Frigga arranges a marriage between two old friends in the hopes that they can work together to heal an eroded realm. On Earth, a prince searches for identity after his world is turned upside-down. And in the darkness, something stirs.


  • Remember This Cold - Lise
    The series where Loki and Steve Rogers start orbiting each other, and it gradually turns into a thing, and then into another kind of thing.
  • Little Talks - Lena7142, Mostfacinorous @portraitoftheoddity; @mostfacinorous
    When Loki breaks into the Triskelion in search of the sceptre he’d left behind, he encounters trouble in the form of Steve Rogers and ends up in a SHIELD holding cell, while the good Captain attempts to figure out what to do with him.

I’ll have to do a Part Two soon. I’m missing so many favorite authors from this post. THANK YOU for all the hours of reading!

Dear God, why did it take me so long to realize that Brucenat is literally the same ‘dangerous, sexy, hypercompetent woman inexplicably falls madly in love with shy nerd for no reason other than that he is sort of nice’ male wish fulfillment fantasy that we see in EVERY ACTION MOVIE EVER MADE EVER is it because Whedon’s ‘feminist’ reputation threw me off the scent?


Question: What happened to Clint’s long sleeves?

The first gif is when he says “i miss him already” and has to run to join Cap.
The second one is the first shot of hawkeye we have next in the movie, it’s just after SHIELD arrived.

So what happened between this two shots? did he get too hot while running so he made a break to take off his jacket? did he get attacked by robots who tore apart his jacket so he had to take it off because it didn’t look professional? did he get hurt (we can see he already has blood on his right arm) and had to take it off? Did he think “oh SHIELD’s here i have to wear my SHIELD uniform” like in The Avengers? Did he take it off because he was near civilians and wanted to show off his arms ?

Don’t get me wrong, i’m not complaining! i’m always a slut to see more of Renner’s arms but i just really want to know why he took his jacket off ? 

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