national hot dad alliance is now calling... - Chapter 3 - dicaeopolis, OwlinAMinor - Haikyuu!! [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
the captains’ squad interactions that definitely happen outside of canon, presented in Skype chat form; chapter 3 of 6; currently totals 17k; entrance of ushiwaka and a bunch of other stuff that may or may not be related; cowritten by myself and @dicaeopolis
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: PERHAPS IF YOU HAD GONE TO SHIRATORIZAWA WE WOULDN’T HAVE LOST TO KARASUNO
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SHIRATORIZAWA
perfectkawa ✌: im
perfectkawa ✌: i m
perfectkawa ✌ has left the group.
ur favorite lolcat: trash that takes itself out
ur favorite lolcat: technology is amazing
HOOT HOOT: OH NO OIKAWA COME BACK
ur favorite lolcat: actually though come back
ur favorite lolcat: theres nobody to torment bokuto with when ur gone
Quad God: What about me?
ur favorite lolcat: ur too nice to torment anyone sawamura
Quad God: I suppose I’ll take that as a compliment.
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: IT SOUNDED COMPLIMENTARY TO ME
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: WHY DID OIKAWA LEAVE
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
ur favorite lolcat: chill
ur favorite lolcat: why’re you shouting
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I AM TYPING
ur favorite lolcat: no i mean all the capital letters
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: MY COMPUTER ONLY TYPES THIS WAY