why did i spend so much time on this oh god

Okay but imagine: The Chocobros (+ a couple extra) meeting Avalanche

Cloud & Noctis:
- comparing/showing off their swords
- who’s the #1 shy edge lord idk it’s a fuckin toss up
- sharing tips on how to maintain the Chocobutt hairstyle
- probably become best friends but both are too cool (they think) to admit it

Prompto & Yuffie:
- way too much energy
- oh shit where’d they go
- running around taking pictures and playing pranks on everyone
- Prompto develops a crush on her because who doesn’t he have a crush on
-“WHERE’S THE MATERIA?”
“The what???”

Ignis, Vincent, & Nanaki:
- deep ass conversations you can’t even handle it
- Vincent probably isn’t talking tho
- I can see Iggy and Nanaki getting along so well

Cid & Cid:
- grumbling and swearing
- probably drinking some god damn tea
- talking about airships, weapons, vehicles, whatever they’ve been working on
- talking about “them crazy fuckin kids” but they secretly love them

Gladio, Barret, & Tifa:
- you’ve got a front row seat to thE GUN SHOW
- Gladio and Barret trying to out-do each other, probably end up sparring
- Tifa shows up in all her 5'4" glory and knocks them both off their feet (literally)
- Gladio digs that, Barret wants to kill him even more

Luna & Aerith:
- YOU KNOW these angels will be talking about flowers
- Aerith’s lilies and Luna’s sylleblossoms
- Aerith braiding Luna’s hair
- you’ll get cavities if you go anywhere near them, way too sweet.

BONUS
Ardyn & Sephiroth:
-sharing tragic backstories and their descent into madness
- Pres & Vice Pres of the Magnificent Hair Committee
- “I impaled Cloud with my sword, twice”
“Brilliant! I made Noctis push his best friend off a moving train”
“Impressive.”
- *high five*

Types and their biggest red flag in a potential partner
  • ISTP: "I heard the juiciest gossip today! X cheated on Y with Z!"
  • ESTP: "I'm super passive. Why take initiative?"
  • INTP: " Why did it take you so long to answer my text?"
  • ENTP: "Oh my God you can't say that!"
  • INFP: "A homeless guy asked me for change. I told him to get a job."
  • ENFP: "People should never question authority."
  • ISFP: "I think art and music classes shouldn't be mandatory."
  • ESFP: "I don't like the fact you spend so much time with other people."
  • ISFJ: "Yeah I used to bully this girl in high school. But she was weird and smelled bad!"
  • ESFJ: "We shouldn't help that guy. Let's not get involved."
  • ISTJ: "I didn't feel like going to work today so I called in and said I was sick lol."
  • ESTJ: "I know I should've used my money to pay my rent but that dress was in sale and soo gorgeous!"
  • INTJ: "I don't know what I want from my future. I never really thought about it."
  • ENTJ: "I hate commitment. I can't imagine going steady with anyone. I cheated on my last spouse."
  • INFJ: "I'm super opportunistic. It's your own fault if you get trampled."
  • ENFJ: "You're too sensitive. Stop crying."
  • person: why do you like taylor swift so much??
  • me: well... SHE IS LITERALLY THE SWEETEST CUPCAKE EVER AND A LYRICAL GENIUS AND HER VOCALS KILL ME. HAVE YOU HEARD ALL TOO WELL WOWW OR HOLY GROUND OR LAST KISS OR OUT OF THE WOODS OR FOREVER AND ALWAYS??? SHE IS SO KIND TO HER FANS LIKE SHE SPENDS TIME ON SOCIAL MEDIA MAKING FANS DAYS OR TAY LURKS THEN SENDS THEM GIFTS OR INVITES THEM TO HER FREAKING HOME OR SURPRISES THEM. THE OTHER DAY SHE LITERALLY SURPRISED A WW2 VET AND HIS FAMILY AT THEIR FAMILY CHRISTMAS PARTY, WHO ELSE DOES THAT GAHHHH. SHE VISITS CHILDREN HOSPITALS AND CONSTANTLY DONATES TO CHARITY!! DID I MENTION HOW AMAZING HER SONGS ARE? LIKE HYGTG, WANEGBT, AYHTDWS WOW WAIT DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE MEAN?? WELL THEY ARE SONGS THAT ARE SUCH BOPS.
  • SHE LITERALLY KILLS ME ON A REGULAR BASIS AND OH MY GOD SHE WROTE SPEAK NOW BY HERSELF AND RED DESERVED A GRAMMY AND SHE WROTE LONG LIVE FOR HER FANS AND SHE IS SUCH AN INSPIRATION AND OH MY GOD HER CLEAN SPEECHES AGHAKSJD.
  • WHILE SHE WAS ON "BREAK" SHE WROTE 3 #1 SONGS ALL IN DIFFERENT GENRES AND HAD A CONCERT DOES SHE EVEN KNOW WHAT A BREAK IS?!? THROUGH ALL THE HATE SHE JUST SHAKES IT OFF.
  • SHE HAS SUPER CUTE CATS AND SHE ACTS LIKE SHES 80 AND 5 AT THE SAME TIME BUT I LOVE IT.
  • DID I MENTION HOW AMAZING HER SONGS ARE AND HOW MUCH SHE HELPS HER FANS?? I JUST LOVE HER A LOT
  • does that answer your question?
Driving While Mentally Ill™
  • flinching every time a car comes too close. or a horn honks. or any noise happens.
  • glancing in your rearview mirror. there’s a figure in your backseat. you look again and nothing is there. you spend the rest of your drive terrified and paranoid.
  • dissociating while driving and oh?? suddenly you’re there??
  • missing your exit. always missing your exit.
  • breaking into a cold sweat whenever you see a light flash, thinking it’s the cops pulling you over because somehow, you did Something Wrong and are Fucking Up
  • my god why are there so many people why is this happening
  • what was that sound?? that wasn’t normal???? my car is going to blow up and i am going to die this is my end
  • always needing to know where you’re going to park before you get there
  • no sense of direction. none. missing your turn and having to double-back at least once a week.
  • not knowing street names, just landmarks.
  • trying to think of an excuse why you can’t go somewhere, because “i’m dissociating too hard” or “i’m so depressed i may drive off a bridge” doesn’t always go over well
  • driving in an unfamiliar city?? heart is pounding hands are sweating and eyes are wide open and you are only Stress
  • intrusive thoughts constantly
  • intrusive thoughts “hit that thing. drive into that thing. drive off this thing.”
  • overwhelming fear of getting into an accident.
  • intrusive images of being in an accident anytime a car comes too close to you
  • taking forever to get your license because it is Terrifying
  • Enter The Hell

the days when i think of the 2003 anime often are behind me but sometimes I remember the time Envy disguised as Winry randomly yelled “ALPHONSE YOU’RE THE ONE I ALWAYS LOVED” to distract Al AND IT WORKED! Al got kidnapped because of that even though Al already knew it was Envy! and I giggle.

Bc honestly I can see that happen in manga continuity only instead of being shocked Al’s reaction is  to break down into uncontrollable laughter and he’s so busy laughing he is successfully kidnapped for like five whole minutes.

He’s just armor convulsing on the ground and Envy just grabs his foot and starts dragging him away meanwhile Ed is screaming “AL PULL IT TOGETHER YOU’RE BEING KIDNAPPED” 

AND aL IS LIKE “BUT BROTHER DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID”

“YES AND I HOPE YOU TWO ARE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER BUT SERIOUSLY FOCUS”

“i CAN’T IT’S TOO FUNNY”

“i SWEAR TO GOD AL”

And once he calms down Al just basically spends the whole time giving Envy a speech on why his shipping preferences are WRONG and brother and winry are OTP BC REMEMBER AL IS THEIR BIGGEST SHIPPER and once Envy’s finally like “OKAY FINE THEY’RE CUTE TOGETHER NOW WILL YOU  SHUT THE FUCK UP” and Al ‘s like “cool OK bye” and immediately busts out.

Now I actually want a series where Envy imitates people and says things in an attempt to psychologically torment them and ends up cracking them the hell up instead

Okay, guys, announcement time:

So, I have made a decision. And I’ve decided to tell you all this decision in the hopes that it will actually hold me accountable to this decision because I’ve told Leda but we both agree we are enablers who will let the other get away with literally anything.

But, I digress. Basically, I’ve decided to give up tumblr until I am actually done writing this original novel I’m supposed to be writing. Because tumblr takes up way too much time and just gives me too much Teen Wolf input into my brain. I keep seeing great gifsets of sterek or sciles and then interesting posts about stiles character development and all my creative energy just swings in that direction and suddenly I am planning out fic in my head instead of writing. It’s AWESOME, but not what I need right now.

(Also, not even just teen wolf. Yesterday I started writing a stucky fic? I’ve never even written that before??)

I will still be on to post the SASO Character Sheets as we finish them and when I’m logged in to do that, I will answer any asks/messages that I have but if I don’t get back to you right away, that’s why. Also the queue is set-up so the blog won’t be 100% dead. But in general, I’m disappearing for a bit!

Though, I should note that I do tend to have the self control of a small sea creature, so if you catch me on here reblogging or liking your posts- PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE AND YELL AT ME!

I love you all and shall miss you and I should be back in full in two weeks (you can write a novel in two weeks, right?)