why did i even try lmao

anonymous asked:

Lol there are people who still think he's straight! there's a top comment saying he chatted with men too because talking to only girls would ruin the experiment!

dan clearly only set his tinder preferences to male and female in order to construct a statistically significant sample. we can’t fault this straight man for wanting methodological integrity in his experiment

as far as his comments about staring at dylan o briens butt .. having sex dreams about evan peters … wanting nick jonas to carry him up the stairs .. ‘we like the cock everyone’ .….. . ‘what’s wrong with sucking balls’ …. ‘your ass is where you feel all the most important emotions’ ……… i’ve got nothing. .. maybe someone w a deeper knowledge of the scientific method and statistics can explain

okay but what if jungkook used to tease jimin by not calling him ‘hyung’ because he wants Jimin to see him as someone equal as him not as the youngest member in the group, because he don’t want jimin to love him as a baby brother he don’t want jimin to love him because he is cute and because he is the youngest among them, because he wants jimin to see him as a man that he could love and could love him back too so thats why he always making fun of Jimin also thats why jungkook works out a lot because kids are not supposed to have muscles right? kids are not supposed to look sexy right? that way maybe his jimin hyung will look at him as a man

*girl and boy idol interact normally*

boy group stans: lmao it’s not like i’m mad or something :) i mean he can do what he wants i do not care :) i really do not :) but like :) idk why she tries so hard, who even asked her to get close to him lmao :) anyways i’m not bitter or something holy shit please but like, why did she approach him. anyways i’m chill it’s not like i hate girls or something :) he’s gonna date me one day anyways :) idk think of the dating rumors lmao i’d hate that, she can stay away :) what! i really care about her! it’s not like i secretly plan to trash her on the internet. lmao :)

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hard times 💗💜💙
gonna make you wonder why you even try ✨

nobody deserves the cruiserweights

they’re too good for the wwe. wwe fans don’t fucking deserve such amazing talent because they refuse to accept it. they won’t even give new faces a chance.

without even TRYING to watch the match, they did everything they could to ruin it.

i see a lot of talk about peridot or pearl or whatever being autistic but where’s all my autistic ronaldo content?? people just hate ronaldo because he does pretty bad things lmao. i guess they only care about the cute autistic coded characters that are your ‘precious cinnamon roll babies uwu’.

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Omg so these past few weeks I’ve found/rescued so many spiders from my room, and two just today, honestly its kinda starting to freak me out…(Spinarak and Ariados are cool tho..)

Guzmaaaaaaaa i know they’re your friends but plz stop inviting them into my room oTL

anonymous asked:

I wanna hear the aliya story

disclaimer- I’m not totally clear on all the details bcos it’s second hand from my mum and I’m gonna try to get him to tell me the full story later BUT
at some competition which he was judging at (maybe worlds? idk) Aliya did a bars routine and missed a connection or something and after she got her score she tapped him on the shoulder and was like “why did I get that d score?” so he explained it to her, and then she just smiled and said “I know”

what makes it even better is that he is a TOTAL Aliya fan and apparently that’s like, the only time he’s ever been starstruck by a gymnast lmao

My aesthetic: Togashi zooming in on his drawings so he doesn’t have to draw them again 

Exhibit 1: Extreme close up on Pakunoda

Exhibit 2: The one time he literally used the same picture of Kurapika 4 times in one fight. Most of the time when he reuses pics they’re not even on the same page. These four were scattered across 2 chapters. 

Exhibit 3 (one of my favorites): Why you shouldn’t zoom in on faces that are too far away

Exhibits 4-15 are under the cut because I don’t want this post to be a mile long:

Keep reading

pokemaniacgemini  asked:

Imagine Google sees his owner chewing on a pencil and asks why, and the owner explains it helps them concentrate. So the next day they find Google with several broken pencils around him and are like "Goog what u doin" and he's like "I tried the pencil chewing thing it did not help me concentrate" and they're like "Goog no"

“goog no” omg i have no idea why that’s making me laugh so hard

what if his owner’s like “okay try a pen instead, so you don’t keep breaking pencils” and not even two minutes later, goog comes back in and there’s just ink all over his face as he says “…this was a mistake.” lmao

Jeno: are you the “YES BITCH SLAY!!!THATS MY BESTFRIEND!!!” type of best friend or “imma just smile proudly cause im so proud of everything you do” type of best friend ?

Donghyuck: im the “imma roast the shit out of you till you know i love you so much” type of best friend

Mark: *enters the room*

Mark: good morning hyuck ^-^

Hyuck: lmao what happened to your face ? U look ugly af

Mark: awwww love you too hyuckkie ^-^

Jeno: for once in my whole life i just wanted one normal answer from you. But oh god why did i even try ?

anonymous asked:

different anon from the one that asked about resources! i hope it's okay if i butt in. maybe tips on how to exactly determine whether or not it's daydreaming or travel? also how astral rooms work? like, your personal astral room you start in!

Hahaha hello different anon ! It’s totally okay, i will answer the previous anon when they will send me an ask. So it’s good cause i’m with U today (one of my spirit companion) and he’s great with all that so he’s gonna answer with me if it’s not a problem. 


DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DAYDREAMING AND ASTRAL !

I know that when i’m daydreaming and when i’m in the astral i get two very different vibes and feeling. When i’m daydreaming i can control things, i know what the other persons are gonna do and say, i’m kind of the master. Plus, i can like stop the things to move or do anything for thinking and then restart it. It’s really like a vivid dream where you can control basically everything and everyone. And major thing: when i’m daydreaming i can remember all the things that i did after that i “woke up”

In the astral, the first thing is that it’s kind of blurry. I can’t see everything, it’s like i’m not fully here but i’m here. Also, i can’t change what happens. I can’t control my companions, i can’t control what they say or what they do. I can control my body, i can control what i want to appear or not (like if i want to make a table pop up i can or my mirrors), i can control my fire (i use fire in the astral) but i can’t control the environment. I can’t make appear another sun, i can’t change a house, i can’t do those things (except if i’m in my astral home or one of my astral space). Also, i can learn some things that i didn’t knew before. And one of the thing that tells me that it works: i can’t fully remember what happened. It’s the same when i’m doing readings for other, it’s like i’m in another state, i’m here, i know, but then when i just “came back to myself” i can’t fully remember everything like the name of the spirit i met or things like that. When i do readings for myself or others i can’t remember what i drew or what it says exactly so i need to note everything on a journal ! That’s basically the difference. Plus: when you will get used to astral you will feel the difference when you’re daydreaming or not. ;)

U: Yeah so, there’s a big difference between daydreaming and astral travel or projection. In daydreaming you can’t really talk to your companion, it ask a lot of practice to like “astral travel” while day dreaming, you can do it but it can ask a lot of practice and time (the only one i know who did that took many years to learn how to do it). Daydreaming is a capacity that you use (ESPECIALLY IN CLASS *look at me) I don’t know what you’re talking about U for just getting a little rest when you can’t sleep. So it’s a way to regenerate yourself. However, astral travel and/or projection drain you A LOT of energy especially when you’re not used to. That’s why you need to be carefull with that, drink a lot, eat a lot, sleep good: DON’T ASTRAL WHEN YOU’RE TIRED. You can faint. You also need to remember that even if anyone can daydreaming, not everyone can astral travel. It takes time, it takes dedication and work. You need to be fully prepared. 

Originally posted by vernybvitday

NEXT IS : HOW ASTRAL ROOM WORK !

So i bet you’re talking about your astral home, but the fact is: you can create multiple astral room, and so you can have multiple astral home. You can also create astral temple, astral refuge for spirits, astral garden.. well you understand lmao you can create a lot of different astral place ! And that’s why astral is so fun ! U: BUT BE SURE TO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING. Yes of course you need to know what you’re doing, be sure to know how to ward your home, how to protect your companions or your astral place from negative entity. So for creating them, you have different possibilities. You can create one from a blank space or from a place that already exist in the astral. The first thing i did for going to the astral was to try to know what is my portal. Lot of people are using doors, but i tried and i don’t know why but i was “blocked”. Something was wrong with it, and so i tried a lot of different portals. But then i remembered that mirrors was kind of special to me, so i tried, and i did it. I did it after months of practice lmao. So just, think about what is your portal, try to picture it ! Is it a door? Is it water ? Is it scissors ? It can be anything, you can just use a portal who looks like a void, you can even use the thing of Tracer of Overwatch !! I’m sure it work lmao. 

U: Your portal is a part of you, it’s something that is important for you so just don’t try to think too hard about it, just let it happen. Not like what Peach did. She thought about that for days, and she was so pissed that it didn’t worked hahaha but after some days she just was like “Mirrors??? OH YEAH MIRRORS” and it worked. 

After finding your portal,  you can go throught it and then you’re just in a blank space, but it’s yours and you can start building. Create the sky, create the time, create the house, create everything !!! That’s super fun to do hahaha. There’s no limit ! Do what you want ! U: Be sure to give all the requirements of your companion inside your astral home. If they need water, create a pond, or a beach. If they’re made of fire, DON’T CREATE A POND 

Originally posted by ignitetheliight

Hope it helps you anon !! ♥ Don’t hesitate if you have some questions 

~Mod Peach

you know………….my dumb ass realized……….that dio is literally…….my character……….and if i don’t like how they are……..i can change them…………why did no one tell me this

WINGS You Never Walk Alone Theory Part 2

Read part 1

This part of the theory is based on the mv teasers only, i might make more parts when the mvs are out

NONE OF THESE GIFS ARE MINE (apart from one that looks like shit lol)

  • More contrasting scenes:

This one might not seem evident but notice how Jungkook goes from

  1. Looking sad, with a pale face and bluish lips to looking healthy (his hair and skin look more colourful),
  2. The weather goes from cold and gray to sunny,
  3. And in the second scene the phrase “you never walk alone” can now be read behind him

What i understand from this change of scene is him gaining hope, now he knows that “he never walks alone”, and he even looks at the distance like he is seeing a better future coming

This one i mentioned in part 1:

It goes from warm light and cosy athmosphere to dark and even scary (considering how lost Jungkook looks), but I do notice that rap line doesn’t look that happy in that second gif so i’m not very sure about this one, and like i said before i think that the reason for this mood change is probably gonna become clearer in the mv

One thing i noticed is that each time a sad/dark scene comes up it consists of one of the members being alone, in the rest of the teaser a lot of happy moments are shown and most of them (not all) consist of the boys being together

i know Jimin looks pissed but they’re having fun okay

So i guess we can say that the phrase “you never walk alone” is meant to cheer anyone having problems or going through hardships (just like Jungkook in the two first gifs of this post) because we can only be truly happy when we have each other

So maybe the paradoxal changes could represent how the boys get lost, lonely, hopeless, sad, depressive ect. but when they are all together they can get through the hardships and become happy

II. Not Today:

This teaser is very short but it can still be analyzed, the boys are running away from a bunch of black hooded figures

As soon as i saw them i was immediately reminded by the same figures from the Fire mv

There’s already many theories about them, but i think there is two most logical options that actually compliment this teaser:

Possibility n° 1: The hooded figures are the boys’ demons/sins/negative thoughts such as self hatred and depression ect

Possibility n° 2: The hooded figures are the bad people that judge the boys, underestimate them, critisize them and even contempt them

In both cases they are obviously running away from them because both are negative

In Fire mv Yoongi burns one of them with a handshake, so he is kind of tricking the figure into thinking he is friends with it but then burns it after he turns on the music

Later in the mv again the boys are tricking the figures by dancing with them at first and luring them into one place before leaving them in there and making the place explode

(this is the only gif that i made myself and it looks like shit lmao)

So this either means

Possibility n° 1: The boys went through hard times, they were depressed and did stuff they regret and were in such dark times that they even attempted suicide in different ways (Run mv, I Need U mv) why did they have a tough time in the first place? well there’s this whole big theory about Jin dying so when they lost their friend they went downhill but that’s a whole other story

So now they are trying to erase of those bad thoughts/actions by literally setting them on fire.

Possibility n° 2: Same thing but with society being the hooded figures, the boys are tired of being discriminated and treated badly so they decide to burn down all the negative people

In Not Today teaser we also notice that at the beginning we can’t see who are the boys running away from because it is hidden by smoke

This could have a meaning:

Possibilty n° 1: When we are facing our demons and having bad thoughts it is not apparent to the people around us because we don’t talk about it. You can’t tell if a person is going through depression just by looking at them

Possibility n° 2: Even though young people are treated badly in our society it is something considered normal and acceptable to do, so we don’t realise it at first, it is hidden by the ideas that society itself put in our minds

It could also have a political meaning and that is that the rulers and people n power who don’t treat us right hide that fact, they pretend like everything is doing great though people are suffering

The black hooded figures could represent one of these possibilities or they could represent them all

We are back to “you never walk alone” when we see that at the end of the Fire mv they are all together happy and having fun, leaving behind the negative thoughts.

(thighs)

And in Not Today they are all running away together and in one direction

This shows once again that we aren’t truly happy if we don’t have each other

Youth concept:

BTS is still in the youth concept and that is shown by three main factors:

  1. “For Olemas to be happy, one child has to be constantly miserable” how society judges the young people and wants them to do things they don’t want to do, so then society is content despite the sadness of the youth
  2. If BTS is truly critisizing Korea’s education system then it is defending youth and trying to show that grades and diplomas aren’t as important as the mental health and the well being of students (the youth)
  3. The black hooded figures represent the problems of young people

Now i understand why this comeback happened so soon, it’s because Blood Sweat & Tears was more like a little break from the youth concept, but it doesn’t represent the true motives of Wings -solo songs all talked about serious subjects while the title track was about temptation

Also the fact that BTS is releasing this album while they’re on tour and performing their new songs the first time during a concert shows that they are really gifting it to armys, they even said so

Wings: You Never Walk Alone is a gift from BTS to every army (or the youth in general) that is struggling with mental health issues or simply going through hard times to help them feel understood, that they are not alone and that there is always hope

If Gerita Doujins were set in Venice - realistic version
  • soft yaoi Doujinshi Feliciano: Ciaooo vè I´m Feliciano and this is my beautiful city venice I am standing on the Piazza and it´s so pretty :) you can see il mare from here
  • Feliciano: Hi I´m Feli and - are you feeding the pigeons lady pls don´t do this they´ll- ok nevermind. Anyway I´m Feli. Please don´t take pics with the rococo reenactors they´re fraudsters- okay why did Lud even suggest to meet me at the most crowded place in the city
  • Doujinshi Feliciano: oh god there he is CIAOOOO DOITSU!!!!
  • Feliciano: I cant see shit there´s too much people. We could have met up at the bus station or something but no
  • Doujinshi Feliciano: [kiss] I missed you Doitsu!! Oh you have flowers for me?
  • Feliciano: If I see another tourist feeding these birds I´ll raise prices for entering the palace I´m serious
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ahhh, why i ignored the fact that “A Werecat in London”  is SO GOOD, MAGNIFICENT AND… SENSUAL FIC *blushes*
i.. i dont even like stories about werewolfs (and i cant draw them, huh….) and anythin like that, but daaamn i decided to try and i just regret that i did it a while ago

and i feel ashamed that i cant draw Chat as a werecat like he has to look like, because my imagination (but mostly my stupid english) gives me, um, a different picture

and, yeah, its a special moment when i love OCs in the fic 
((its not literally moment from it lmao))

hey @i-am-thornqueen thank you for this masterpiece which makes my day a way better and sorry for that inaccurate watercolor scribbles, hah

what an ESFJ has to say to all the types
  • ENTJ: Repeat after me: having emotions is NOT a weakness. No, I don’t think you’re a loser because I saw you cry once. Yes, you’re still the baddest bitch around and no one can mess with you. Yes, I would love to schedule a power lunch with you sometime this week so we can talk more about this.
  • INTJ: I’m going to need you to stop staring into my eyes like you’re analyzing every facet of my soul even though you’re probably just thinking of all the ways you could destroy me. I’m also going to need you to hug me back at some point I can cling to you all day long until you acknowledge your affection for me you small emotionally distant creature
  • ESTP: alright Tom Haverford thank you for being a fun friend and going out with me but maybe let’s not reenact the weird combo of the Hangover, Animal House, and Legally Blonde that happens EVERY time we do something together EVERY time we do something together.
  • ISTP: Hey professor I thought I would come in during office hours to talk about my last test and— oh, you’re out of the office… but at least you left a note this time! That’s an improvement! It says, “science just got ballin bitches haha lmao smell ya l8er”. Professor the next exam is in two days why are you doing this to me
  • ENTP: ok this argument can go one of two ways, either 1) i agree with you even though i don’t actually agree with you because I want you to like me or 2) i end up trying to argue but really end up crying— oh we’re going with option 2 ok this should be G R E A T
  • INTP: how did you make a bong out of literally nothing. do you have no regard for the laws of the universe or— how did you disappear. why do you have no regard for newton's laws of thermodynamics. why do you do this to me.
  • ESTJ: wow i have never seen anyone adhere to a routine so tightly until I met you. why don't you walk on the wild side with me? we can get an unusual flavor of ice cream and talk about capitalism or something.
  • ISTJ: no i don’t want to watch that war documentary with you again yes i’ve heard the story about your uncle who was in the korean war five times ok fine i’ll watch it with you but i reserve the right to be on my phone the whole time. Why do you care about war documentaries so much you cute turkey you already know who won why is this a universal with every ISTJ ever W H Y
  • ESFP: come close to me. closer. closer my child. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO A SHOT EVERY TIME SOMEONE AT A PARTY SAYS LET'S DO SHOTS OK??????? unless you want to and as your certified enabler that's ok too u precious pearl
  • ISFP : OK i UNDERSTAND that sometimes you need to commune with nature by staring at a tree for twelve hours straight but can you PLEASE put on a jacket it’s starting to get cold outside. ok you’re going deeper into the forrest so you can’t hear my nagging THAT’S FINE I HAVE A LOUD VOICE YOU CAN’T ESCAPE THE MOTHERSHIP
  • ENFP: BE!!!!!! ON!!!!!! TIME!!!!!!! TO!!!!!!! THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you SWEET and ADORABLE little RAGAMUFFIN
  • INFP: I love talking to you and I love your crazy brain but CRYING ABOUT ALIENS and WONDERING IF THEY HAVE FEELINGS at 4:00 AM can only happen so many times before I physically restrain you so we can both get some sleep.
  • ENFJ: I like how we can jam on an emotional level and you are just as interested in knowing the intimate details of everyone’s life as I am and I really appreciate your ability to emotionally manipulate people (i know when you’re doing it and I especially know when you’re doing it to me but I love you so I go along with it lol) but for the LOVE of GOD P L E A S E tone down your ability to do EVERY ACTIVITY to PERFECTION and get MORE THAN 4 hours of sleep a night THANKS. you’re starting to give me an ulcer you sweet potato perfectionist.
  • INFJ: Yes, Ghandi, I am aware of all of those injustices that you’re telling me about. I’m angry too. No, I won’t go on a hunger strike with y— ok fine I will Jesus Christ put away those puppy dog eyes NO I DID NOT MEAN JESUS CHRIST LITERALLY GET OFF OF THAT CRUCIFIX RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME
  • ISFJ: I know you love people but you also love alone time. I know baby. I understand. But maybe come outside for a little bit and get some fresh air? Talk to people who aren’t on the internet? No? Your favorite fictional people are going through a hard time and you need to be alone to process this? ok go back to netflix love you sugar muffin i’ll try again tomorrow
  • and finally, other ESFJ's: I swear to fricking gosh if you bring baked goods to a function where I brought baked goods and PEOPLE LIKE YOURS BETTER I will spread a MILDLY NASTY RUMOR about how your pastries are all store-bought. Do not test me. love ya girl ;*