why did i do this to myself omfg

Yoongi as your boyfriend:
  • Waking up in the morning would b-oh wait, sorry, there’s no waking up in the morning
  • If you woke up early he would pull you back into bed and hold you in his arms until you went back to sleep
  • If you ask him to let you go he’s just going to let out little groans and whimpers and they’ll be so cute sjbdjkewbjrwe
  • When you finally wake up, he’s going to watch you stretch and sigh at your beauty
  • Then he’ll lean down and plant a soft kiss of the corner of your mouth
  • KILL ME
  • Oh man, he’ll try and make you lunch by himself
  • TRY
  • But he’ll most likely end up calling Jin on the phone and asking for instructions
  • And pretend that he made it all by himself
  • “Woah! This is delicious! How did you make it?”
  • “Min Suga. Genius”
  • If you were having trouble picking out clothes he would help you because he has all the swag
  • But he really wouldn’t care what you wore
  • Because you’re so perfect to him <3
  • You would have to be very patient with him because he’ll be working on music all day
  • And when you try to make him eat he’ll try to refuse
  • “Let me finish one more line…”
  • “Yoongi, please, you skipped all your meals today.”
  • And with that, he would finish everything you made for him
  • His hugs would be the best because they reminded you of home, all warm and inviting
  • And also, he probably smells soooooo attractive
  • When you got sad, deep down he would really want to help you
  • But it’s really hard for him to show you that he’s trying
  • So he would just sit there and listen to you, nodding his head in understanding
  • And if you needed it, he would pull you into a hug and hold you there until you calmed down
  • When he thinks he made a good song, you would be the first to hear it
  • He would look at you with expectant eyes, waiting for criticism
  • But of course you loved the song
  • And his smile would grow all bright, gummy
  • If you ever cussed, he would smile and raise his eyebrows
  • “That was hot”
  • WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF, WHAT THE FCK
  • If you ever had a problem, he’s the first person you go to because he will give you honest, useful advice
  • He’s gonna try to get you to dye your hair the same color as his omfg .-.
  • But he’ll deny that he ever did it if anyone asks him
  • In front of the members, he’s not going to try to make others jealous and he’s also not going to be protective
  • He’d just want you to have a good time and hang out like friends
  • There will be days where he comes home at like 5 a.m. completely drained and exhausted
  • These might be the nights where he spills all his pent up emotions and tells you how much he cherishes you
  • And loves you so much that he never wants to spend a single moment without you
  • And he’s going to hold you so tight that you almost can’t breathe
  • But you’d never want to be anywhere but in his arms

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Do you remember us?

-Admin C

I’m not sure what to do here

I was going through my photos on my old computer cause I don’t keep track of that shit who does?? and I found this mother fucking imagine

NOW I KEEP ALL MY IMAGINES IN ONE FOLDER EVEN TO THIS DAY SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS WAS NOT IN A FOLDER NOR DO I REMEMBER CREATING IT NOR DO I KNOW WHY THIS WAS MADE A THING AND I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT OMFG

-T

anonymous asked:

Please, more of the Jungkook roommate au! I'm in love. Pretty please ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ

HEY LOVELIES~ SO here’s the long awaited PART 2 for the roommate AU with Jungkook ! OMG I still can’t process through my brain that 14 of y’all have requested for a part 2 T_T thank you so much ,for giving so much love to my scenarios! I thought of maybe starting a small series of Jk roommate AU, depending on how much you guys want it ;) Comment/Request and tell me <3 

JK ROOMMATE AU : PART 1/PART 2/PART 3/ PART 4/ PART 5/ PART 6
/PART 7




Genre: romance/fluff/love
Pairing: Jungkook/You
Length: 3134 words
Summary: Jungkook is your campus roommate who has a huge crush on you. He’s been hiding it for so long and you’re still clueless about it.


CHAPTER.2

You pondered for about a few seconds before you made up your mind and sat down on the couch next to him. His eyes were fixated on the screen and he didn’t budge until he felt your weight shift on the couch.

Just as if it was on cue, the boy stood up from his seat.

As soon as you saw his fluffy hair stand up, you were pouting like there was no tomorrow

“Where are you going?”, you furrow your brows cutely “ Leaving somewhere again?”, you sigh

Jungkook turns his head to stare at you. You rarely asked him such questions. You never questioned him about anything and that’s what  actually made him feel comfortable. Yet now , you were asking him something.

Why do I feel like she’s trying to get closer to me nowadays? Is she….perhaps worried about me? He ponders in his head

“Don’t go out, Jungkook, let’s have a roommate night together, huh?” you smile at him as you pull on his sleeve while aegyo-ing the SHIT out of him “I want to spend some time with you…we rarely talk”

He stared at you with his cute round brown eyes before he tried answering your question. A stutter was what came out of his lips.

“W-With me?” He processed what just came out of your mouth

Is it my imagination? Of course it is JEON JUNGKOOK, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! Y/N is a nice girl and she gets worried about everyone, why would you be an exception to the rule? Jungkook ruffles his hair as he scolds himself

“H-Hey”, you stood up as waved at his face “Jungkookie…are you ok?”, you tilt your head to the side and your ponytail does the same

She’s too good for you anyways. While you ignore her like an asshole , she actually makes an effort to cook you breakfast and even bothers to ask you how was your day….and damn , her eyes ….can’t she stop staring at me like that? I feel like I’m slowly losing it, Jungkook’s brains processed as he stared into your beautiful eyes

Just why was he holding back so much, when you were around? You felt so distant to him and you wanted to break off that wall between both of you. You wanted to be closer to him, but what if he hated the idea to get close to you?

Oops…maybe I went a bit too far…Why did I asked him such a weird thing, when he’s barely home most of the time!! You don’t know him Y/N, stop assuming shit! Maybe he hates the idea of being around you, you reprimand yourself

You often saw him on campus having fun with his friends in the hallways or when they were playing basketball at the court. The image he had at the dorm was far more different than the one he had around his guy friends. He seemed to be a lively boy who enjoyed having so much fun, yet he always got so dull and stiff at the dorm.

But still, you decided to pull your courage and stay with him

“Let’s watch that movie together, Jungkook!” you exclaim

“Y-yeah…Actually, I wasn’t leaving….I was about to get something to drink”, he avoids your eyes

“I’ll go with you then! We’ll bond better that way”, you grab his forearm in a friendly manner

“Sure…why not?” he rubs the back of his neck in the most adorable way ever.

You could see that slight smile of his showing up and your dimples show as you chuckle with him.

You get to the kitchen and Jungkook reaches the top shelf to get his glass while you stare at him amazement

“Whoah, you’re so tall”, you comment “I’m envious”

“Not really… I mean…I wish I could grow taller”, he replies back while opening the fridge

“Why?” you furrow your brows “You have the perfect height to–”, you stop yourself as you notice what you were about to say

Jungkook turns his head to look at you

“Perfect height, to do what?” his cute clueless face asks you

“N-No, Nothing”, you shook your head

“What is it?” he turns to look at you with that curious gaze “You can tell me”

“uhm…NO, It’s stupid….You don’t need to know haha…it’s not important ”, you laugh awkwardly

Of course you had to go all up in your fantasies about the prince charming. For some reason, Jeon Jungkook always had what it takes for you to start making up scenarios and fantasies in your brains.

“O-Oh…ok”, he smiles awkwardly back at you “Let’s go back to watch the movie, then?” he replies in his manly voice and it’s your turn to stutter

“Y-Yeah!!”

You wanted to get closer with Jungkook and your only way to do so was to stay with him tonight .He always locks himself up in his room unless he watches tv, eat or study for finals.

This time was your one and only chance, because he was watching a movie.

A horror movie.

Why did it had to be a bloody horror movie, for Jesus sake? And why did Jungkook felt like turning all of the lights off?! You shiver as you realize you’re being oblivious about his maniac habit to close the lights whenever he watches a movie.

“D-Do you like watching this kind of movie so much?” you hide your eyes

A scary sound in was suddenly heard and you jumped in fright

Jungkook feel like chuckling as he stares at you.You were peeing your pants and the movie didn’t even start.

“I mean… its interesting”, he feel his lips curve into a slight smirk

“Were you a psychopath in your other life?!! Yah, how can you not react to this”, you fake a sob

“It’s not that scary”, he comments in that husky manly voice that makes you all tingly.

His husky voice + the dark atmosphere made your heart race at an abnormal state.

What the hell is wrong with me? You held onto your chest

As the movie started you couldn’t take your eyes off his gorgeous side profile. Black silky hair dropping perfectly on his forehead. His lips that he couldn’t refrain from biting. His piercing eyes that wouldn’t leave the screen. His Adam apple going up each time he drank a sip of his drink.

As you were admiring the artistic traits of Jeon Jungkook, the music got higher just on cue and you got startled.

Little did you knew that you were sitting closer to him after you jumped of fear

You kept on hiding your eyes and Jungkook kept his gorgeous eyes on the screen, still not noticing you and your presence being close to him.

It was smooth for the next minutes until it got to the climax of the movie, where sadako showed and frighetened you .

You find yourself screaming in such a high pitch that Jungkook got startled too. Just as he was about to turn around and ask if you were ok, you emitted another scream of fright before you literally threw yourself into his arms. This time he couldn’t help but finally take his eyes off the screen and notice you.

Of course he couldn’t really miss your presence, when you were literally sitting on his lap with your face hiding on the crook of his neck, meanwhile your arms threatened to choke him from the tight proximity you were sharing.

He could smell your usual peach scent that made him dizzy and that itself was not a good thing.

O-o-o-omfg…..What now? W-w-w-what am I supposed to do n-n-now?

His eyes rounded in realization at the situation he got himself tangled in,

The darkness of the room wasn’t helping him at all. Your outfit wasn’t helping either, since your shorts could make him feel the outline of your perfect butt.

Well…F*ck…Just why did I turn off the lights in the first place?!You’re having ingenious ideas nowadays, Jeon Jungkook, very ingenious *facepalm* I should just kill myself for making my life ten times harder. He thought

His heart was suddenly starting to race at an abnormal pace and he could feel his body heating up. He was killing himself to not shift too much in case ‘something’ could occur in his pants. He was biting so hard on his bottom lip to prevent any sound from coming  out. His body was screaming for help and Jungkook was doing his best to not give out to this stupid war of hormones he was having. He was going to keep it in his pants no matter what. He respects you too much for this.

We’re all F*cked, it’s official , JEON JUNGKOOK, PREPARE YOUR SHIT TO GET THE F*CK OUT OF THIS DORM, he internally cried his entire life

He doesn’t want to lose his dignity like this. He wanted you to keep the respect you had for him, not only as a roommate but also as a man. He was going to need self-control, because he’d rather choose you instead of his sexual frustrations.

Lets’ think about something else!!Something that would turn me off…hmm…how about that time jimin hyung dressed up as a girl?…ewww….ok that was too much, the image of it makes be want to puke, he tells himself as he finally opens his eyes to stare at you

He takes a deep breath to calm down before gently removing your arm that was hooked around his neck, to look at you.

“A-Are you okay Y/N?” you hear his manly voice vibrate through his chest

He tries looking at you but you refuse to lift your head up from his collarbone. You only shake your head and he can’t help but find this sight of you too cute.

Jungkook doesn’t know if it’s his instinct as a man that tells him to do what he’ll do next , but he suddenly wraps his arms on each side of your waist.

Here you were securely in his strong arms and you felt like that spot in his embrace belonged to you.

A few minutes passed, yet you didn’t budge at all. You didn’t felt like separating yourself from him either. You loved his comforting detergent -soap like smell. You just wanted to stay in his arms forever and he wasn’t not complaining either. You could say he was currently experimenting what heaven feels like.

The girl he liked was literally sticking to him and refusing to get off, which made him the luckiest guy on earth. He still didn’t knew what was awaiting him though…

The movie was done and Jungkook wanted to get up to turn the lights on, but here you were still not letting him go ,and him still struggling to remain composed.

STOP STOP STOP , Damn, Jeon Jungkook, let’s not move too much in case something in your body goes against the rules, he reminds himself

“ hm… Y-Y/n”, he stuttered as he tries looking at you “I-I think … we need to turn t-the lights on”

You refuse and don’t move. This was probably the first and last time you were ever watching a horror movie in your life.

You suddenly realize  the situation and feel your cheeks heating up.

Just what have you been doing for the past half an hour, sitting on this poor boy’s lap while strangling him?!

“O-Omg…omg omg… I’m s-so sorry!!!” you suddenly push yourself off  of him

Jungkook is relieved but annoyed at the same time. He frowns at the sudden lack of warmth and fights against the urge of pulling you back into his arms, but what could he even do? He was your roommate and shouldn’t be crossing the line.

“It’s ok!” he replies “I-I mean…I understand!! It can happen”, he avoid your eyes as he wipes off the beads of sweat on the side of his face

“I-I…m-must have surprised you…I’m sorry! I’m not usually like this!!” you shook your hands in despair “I-It was my first time watching a horror movie! I-I didn’t think, I’d get scared like that”

Jungkook hides his shy smile behind his hand as he stares at you before getting up and turning the lights on

He turns around to look at your cute scared sight as he feels hesitant. He felt like he should be staying away from you in case something he could regret, could happen.

“I’ll go back to my room”, he suddenly replies and your eyes rounded in response

“J-Jungkook!!” you call out as he walks upstairs

The boy was in his own little world and kept on walking up the stairs until he reached his bedroom’s door. He was about to turn the door’s handle, when he suddenly felt your arms sliding around his waist from behind.

What were you up to? Panic arised through his body. What was going on? Why does this scene seem similar to all of these cheesy dramas Taehyung forced him to watch?

“I-I…C-Can I stay with you for the night?” you stutter

Jungkook can feel your fingers grasping tightly onto the fabric of his sweatshirt. He feels tension arising through his body.What was he supposed to do now? The girl he liked was basically asking him to spend a night in his room.

Without any thought, his hand grabbed onto yours before his loosened your tight hold on him before he turned around to stare at you with his shaded eyes.

His hair was perfectly hiding his usual adorable brown eyes and you couldn’t help but feel your heart jump in excitement when he suddenly pulled you into his strong arms.

His shirt was fluffy as you expected it to be, and you enjoyed burying your head against his chest. It was a comforting feeling that you needed.

“Did the movie scare you that much?” he manages to say after a good minute between the hug passed

You simply nodded, not a single word coming out of you, because you wanted to enjoy this moment

He suddenly loosen his arms around you and grabs your hand in a very hesitant manner.

This was a new side of Jeon Jungkook and you felt the need to see more of it. He seemed like a shy guy at first, but he also seemed like someone you can rely on.

He opened the door to his room and you could feel jungkook’s smell invade your senses. It still smelled like hair products and strawberry chapstick, but this time there was this tiny cologne aroma that was added. Did Jungkook started using cologne and after shave?

He went over to his bed to turn on the small lamp on his nightstand. The ambiance in the room was like the one in these fancy hotels. It was tidy and clean like the usual. His room was better than yours and you felt like face palming at how prettier his room looked rompared to your mess.

Jungkook led you to sit onto his bed as he shyly sat beside you while playing with his hands nervously.

“Are you going to sleep? Or…” you finally managed to ask

“hm… I don’t know…Do you want to sleep now?” he asks straightforwardly

STFU Jeon Jungkook, why ARE YOU PRESSURING HER?! Let her decide whatever she wants! YOU JUST MADE SHIT MORE AWKWARD *FACEPALM*, Jungkook reprimands himself in his brains

“I don’t want to invade your bed… I’m sorry, I-I…I’ll follow whatever you want us to do”, you stare at him

“F-Follow whatever I want?” he gulped on his own saliva in disbelief at what you just said

There it was, his imagination running wildly with no tomorrow. You just caused him to start imagining all sorts of things.

“N-No! There’s no way we’re following what I want! You decide”, Jungkook stammers and you find it adorable

You almost chuckle at his adorable sight

“You’re really cute, you know that?” you ruffle his black hair with your fingers

He froze on the spot and stared back at you with that stoic face of his. You were there smiling at him and touching his hair while he was internally going insane.

“Oh…thank you”, he bows his head slightly “S-So…what do you want to do?”

“Let’s sleep, then? I guess”, you chuckled “If it’s alright with you”

“Oh…yeah”, he nods “um… together?”

JEON JUNGKOOK, I WARNED YOU, STFU RIGHT NOW, Jungkook screams internally to himself

“Of course!”, you nudge his arm “ I came here for this…you know”, you bite your bottom lip with that embarrassed look on your face

For this? …f-for this? FOR THIS??!! Y-YOU CAME F-F-FOR T-THIS??!!, panic arises through his body

Omg…if Yoongi hyung saw me, he’d think I have no swag left *le cries*…HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE!, Jungkook encourages himself

“Y-Yeah sure”, Jungkook tries to gain confidence

You came here, because you wanted to stay with him!It wasn’t as if it was the other way around. He never asked you stay, you invited yourself to spend a night in his room, therefore he shouldn’t be feeling guilty about spending the night with you.

“S-Sorry again! I’m a scaredy cat ”, you comment “That moving wig in the movie was scary”

His expression soften as his eyes meets yours

“ No need to be scared, Y/N, I promise,nothing will happen to you”, he takes up his courage to put his manly hand over yours but he still blushes at the skin to skin contact “ Let’s go sleep?”

You nod as he takes off the bed sheet to let you lay under them as he hesitates about joining you or not. He could always just sleep on the floor, but there was no way on this earth where you’d let your cute roommate suffer on the floor

“Hey! Jungkook…just come here! I-I mean… it’s your bed. I feel bad for taking it”

“No, I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable ”, he shakes his head “You might not like the idea of sleeping beside a guy”, he rubs the back of his neck

“It’s ok, Jungkook! I trust you!” you smile at him “I know you’re not like the other boys”, you nudge his arm

You didn’t leave him the chance to react as you casually pulled on his arm. The boy fell on the bed right beside you. Jungkook was lying beside you and you could sense his stiffness.

“Please relax, I won’t bite you”, you pout as you lay on your stomach while propping yourself on elbows

You won’t bite me Y/N, I’m afraid I’ll be the one biting you, Jungkook thought as he clenched his fist

That was going to be a long night for Jeon Jungkook

TO BE CONTINUED…

Dating Jaebum would include

• him being super jealous when you laugh with the other members
• cuddle sessions on the couch wrapped up together in a blanket cocoon, eating snacks and watching some lame ass shows
• always kissing your earlobe and muttering ‘i love you’ in your ear
• holding hands in public to show everyone that you’re his girl
• spoiling you with meaningful little gifts
• puts his cologne on your stuffed teddy he won for you at the carnival when he’s on tour
• includes late night skype calls and maybe some phone sex
•"I miss you baby girl"
• smiles like an idiot when you fall asleep infront of the camera
• gets back from his tour and surprises you with many gifts
• and sex
• gets you ice cream and flowers after he’s done with practise when you’re on your period
• also when you’re not on your period
• he’d even carry you around the apartment bc you’re his little princess
• him being into you sitting on his lap
• kissing each others cheeks when the other isn’t prepared
• a lot of skinship!!!!
• even in front of his members
• but you two couldn’t car less about their ‘Eeeeeww’s
• taking selcas all the time
• doing weird faces at each other
• bear hugs you when you two are going to sleep
• also a lot of spooning
• sometimes him wanting to be the little spoon
• aegyo all the way!
• you talking about his dream high 2 and dream knight scenes
• and him being super embarassed about it and doing weird noises while kicking the air
• him being dominant af
• daddy kink
• making out on the wall
• shower sex
• lazy morning sex
• vanilla here and there
• you sitting on his face while he eats you out
• him giving you a back massage after a long day of work/school
• and that leads to something more like 99,9% all the time
• you sending him nudes when he’s at practise
• and he’d be like “my kitten needs some punishment i see. i’m coming home right now. face down, ass up on the bed in 3 minutes or i’m not going to touch you for the next 2 weeks”
• and you would just ignore him, putting on the dark red lace he loves so fucking much and waiting for him to come home, lying on your stomach on the bed while munching on some cheetos
• he’d still love the sight though
• but he wouldn’t let you cum all night
• and he wouldn’t touch you for 3 days straight
• so you’d walk around your apartment naked most of the time to seduce him
• and he couldn’t wait any longer
• but the two of you couldn’t even make it out of the kitchen to the bedroom or the couch
• so he’d just fuck you on the kitchen counter
• just thinking of it gets me wet fml
• you waiting for a chance to be the dominant in bed just once!!!!!!!!
• and when the chance comes around you’d handcuff him on the bedpost while he’s asleep
• and you’d wake him up straddling him
• and his face when he sees you sitting on his crotch would be a gift for the gods
• and he would want to flip you over when he noticed the fucking handcuffs he normally used on you while pounding into you from behind and spanking you
• and he would stop himself from moaning and coming right then and there when you sunk down on his cock
• aND THE LITTLE WHIMPERS YOU’D HEAR WHEN YOU DENY HIS ORGASM OMFG
• HE SECRETLY WOULD FUCKING LOVE THE SIGHT OF YOU RIDING HIM AND BEING A MOANING MESS ABOVE HIM
• BUT THE BITCH JUST WOULDN’T ADMIT IT
• FUCK THIS IS SO HOT
• I’M SORRY I HAVE TO STOP
• BBYE

vatsunara  asked:

Kink: Oviposition with tentacles?? (I guess this only applies to fanfics? Unless there's something I don't know... Yet there was that one episode in boogey pop phantom and ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘Œ. Then when ink lady in liquid form forced her way into Terry's mouth in Batman Beyond! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ Yet that might be chocking....)

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

I don’t know about real life, but I have found myself quite enjoying the idea of it in fics. Funny enough, I never considered the idea before this fandom, and now I am finding myself into things I would have probably dismissed a year ago. Just have to do it with the right people I guess…daemon Ignis laying eggs in Noct’s ass kind of did me in for that one.

generalblade  asked:

[anon] callout: you're amazingly sweet and kind and it's illegal [/anon]

   I’m already weeping at this omfg– w-why you do thiiiiis??? ;A; P-Please, you are so amazingly sweet and kind yourself? And I just squeal myself silly every time I see you on the dash (Tbh I kinda did a dumb little roll-flip off the bed when you answered that ask a few days back aewuheawuhe like “OMG THEY SAID HI IN THE TAGS TOO EAIUEAIUH!!! <333″)! You are such an amazing writer, and you have just been such and fun and sweet boo to everyone you interact with??? I’m so, so grateful to be mutuals with such a remarkable sweetheart. Seeing such an amazing Sonya just warms my heart and brings back so many good memories and, man, your love for Kung Lao and Kuai Liang too– help, I love you too much. OTL I-I hope you have a nice day ahead, alright? KISS!!! <333

@generalblade  ♥ ♥ ♥

  • writers: "right okay let's write a really interesting storyline for episode eight it'll be about area 51 and it'll be great"
  • *several months later, after the episode airs*
  • writers: "so, what did everyone think of the story?"
  • cyclone: *crying* "MEGAN. SYLVESTER. WALTER."
  • writers: "yeah but the case- wasn't it good"
  • cyclone: *wailing* "MEGAN"
  • writers: "yeah but guys. aliens."
  • cyclone: "MELVESTER AND WAL- IS THAT FERRET BUELLER OMFG HE'S BACK YAY- BUT ALSO MEGAN"
  • writers: "why do we even try we should just write an episode about the fucking ferret"

eunnui  asked:

PRUAUS!!

OMG THANK YOU KRISTINE!!!

pruaus: grade F………………….for FUCKING UP MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE OMFG KILL ME I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER IN MY 23 YEARS SHIPPED ANYTHING AS HARD AS I SHIP THESE TWO FUCKING NERDS WHY ME WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE ROASTING IN THIS HELL I DIDN’T WANT THIS I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS I HATE THEM AND I HATE MYSELF. F! F! F!!!!!!!

(jk ofc u know i love these babby nerds i am so!! 

i am in too deep :’’’’’’’’’’’’’’))

(from the message me a ship and I’ll grade it meme)

EXO’s reaction to bumping into you in the halls

For xiugasm <3

Xiumin: “Sorry, I wasn’t careful. Are you okay?”

Luhan: “Excuse yo-… oh why hello there.” 

Kris: *gets flustered* “Oh crap what should I do? Is she ok? Oh my god what have I done?”

Suho: “I am done for. I have made a fool out of myself. She’ll never look at me again.” 

Lay: “I-I’m so sorry….” *bows at you forever*

Baekhyun: *puts on cute act* “Please forgive me.”

Chen: *too busy admiring to even help*

Chanyeol: *waddles over to help you*

D.O.: 

Tao: *flees the scene to avoid embarrassment*

Kai: “Are you ok? That wasn’t me btw, he did it…” *blames it on someone else*

Sehun: “She’s so cute omfg.” *stands and fanboys on the inside* “oH IM SORRY LET ME HELP YOU UP.”

anonymous asked:

hi i just wanted to let you know that self promotion is against the tumblr rules and it's kind of rude to always put your self promotion on other peoples work.

dude i haven’t promoted myself for awhile thank you

hA IM GOING TO JAIL THEN? 

In the middle of a gun fight… 
In the center of a restaurant… 
They say, “Come with your arms raised high!” 
Well, they’re never gonna get me, 
And like a bullet through a flock of doves… 
To wage this war against your faith in me, 
Your life…will never be the same. 
On your mother’s eyes, say a prayer…say a prayer! 

Now, but I can’t 
And I don’t know 
How we’re just two men as God had made us, 
Well, I can’t…well, I can! 
Too much, too late, or just not enough of this 
Pain in my heart for your dying wish, 
I’ll kiss your lips again. 

They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost, 
My cellmate’s a killer, they made me do push-ups (in drag) 
But nobody cares if you’re losing yourself…am I losing myself?! 
Well, I miss my mom, 
Will they give me the chair, 
Or lethal injection, or swing from a rope if you dare; 
Ah, nobody knows…all the trouble I’ve seen! 

Now, but I can’t 
And I don’t know 
How we’re just two men as God had made us, 
Well, I can’t…well, I can! 
Too much, too late, or just not enough of this 
Pain in my heart for your dying wish, 
I’ll kiss your lips again. 

To your room… 
What they ask of you 
Will make you want to say, “So long…” 
Well, I don’t remember, 
Why remember…YOU?! 

Do you have the keys to the hotel?! 
Cause’ I’m gonna string this motherfucker on fire! (FIRE!!) 

Life is but a dream for the dead, 
And well I, I won’t go down by myself, 
But I’ll go down with my friends. 
Now now now now…now now now…now now now!!

omfg guys did u understand the joke

i’m so fucking dumb omg bye

I wanted to practice coloring some more, so I decided to draw one of my favorite FEA characters… who really complex armor WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF???
Anyway Cynthia as Gaius’s daughter would be the biggest sweet tooth ever. Imagine it, eating pies and candy for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and of course dessert XD

4

Happy No.6 Month/Day & Roll Cake Day!!

Read from right to left!

Safu: Thanks for taste-testing my cake for me, Shion. 
Safu: Do you think it’d be too sweet for my grandma? 
Shion: Mmm… 
Inukashi: Man, why do I have to work with you on this project… 
Shion: It might be a little too sweet. 

Inukashi: Hey! When did you – 
Shion: Ah! 

Safu: Hey, what are you –
Inukashi: Hey, I thought we were gonna work on the project…. EH?!

Safu: Shion! Are you okay? 
Inukashi: MY EYES
Shion: N-Nezumi! Wh- What are you…? 
Nezumi: I helped myself to some roll cake.