why did i do this omg kill me

Pearl: “omg a baby I’m gonna try to murder him, manipulate his friend to believe she’s worthless and literally let him hang over a cliff because my “gf” didn’t as spend much time with me as she did with ,,,Greg… Also im gonna guilt trip Garnet cause she got mad at me for lyong to her“

Y'all: It’s called having character flaws!! Why do y'all hate mentally ill lesbians????

Bismuth: "Listen I know immediately attacking Steven/Rose was wrong but Rose did not care about the other gems, she only cared about the earth and its humans. She lied to me, my friends and lost the war cause she didn’t wanna kill the very enemies who would kill us for not following their rules. Not to mention Steven was acting the same way and I didn’t want to be lied to again”

Y'all: Omg!!! She’s such a big meanie!!! Shes the real villain! She just wanted to shatter gems for funsies!! Y'all romantize Bismuth too much!!! *goes back to worshipping Pearl and Blue Diamond because they cry so all their wrongs are excused*

Congratulations, It’s A Boy!

Requested By Anon.

Pairings: Clint x Reader.


Steve has created a chatroom.

Steve has invited Y/N, Thor, Tony, Nat, Bruce, Clint.

Steve: I am with child

Thor: Congratulations, Steven! I must say I am surprised. I did not think it is possible. I will have to ask Jane about this… Who is the father?

Tony: This explains why you were so cranky today, Cap.

Bruce: Oh my god. Thor, Steve can’t get pregnant.

Thor: But he is with child?

Steve: No, Thor! I’m not pregnant! I am with a child in the training room and I don’t know where he came from* Is what I meant to say. This phone is too small to type properly.

Y/N: Bruce shall we explain where babies come from since Steve is expecting?

Steve: Seriously, which one of you brought a kid to the base? You know it’s not safe!

Tony: Not me.

Nat: Are you sure the baby isn’t yours, Tony?

Tony: What are you implying?

Nat: Oh you know.

Tony: … What does he look like, Spangles?

Tony: NO WAIT HOW WOULD HE HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE BASE, NONE OF MY EXES WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT.

Steve: Can one of you please watch over him?

Y/N: Why can’t you watch over him?

Steve: I need to find his parents and Bucky and Sam aren’t doing a very good job.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: HELP US PLEASE

Bucky: TAKE THIS CHILD AWAY

Bucky: HE THINK IT’S FUNNY TO CHASE SAM AND I WITH SNOT ON HIS TINY LITTLE FINGERS

Y/N: Awww does he have a cold?

Tony: Record it!

Bucky: WE DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! SOMEONE COME TAKE HIM AWAY!

Bruce: I can’t. I don’t want to risk hulking out. I’ll bring by some stuff for his cold but then I’m leaving.

Bucky has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Thor: Oh, what’s that?! Loki is back to his villainous ways! I must stop him!

Y/N: No he’s not!

Thor: ARRRGH HE HAS CAST A SLEEPING CURSE UPON ME!

Y/N: Loki is with me right now and he says stop acting like an imbecile.

Thor: OOOOOH! It is all an illusion! AAAAH! Magic! He’s not really there! You have been fooled. A TRICK!

Thor has left the chat.

Y/N: COWARD!

Tony: I would love to babysit but…

Tony: Who am I kidding? I wouldn’t. Bye!

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: Unbelievable.

Nat: They’re basically kids themselves. It’s actually good they won’t babysit.

Steve: Nat, Y/N? Please?

Y/N: Yeah, okay. It’s just unfair that the rest won’t help!

Nat: Why’s Clint so quiet?

Y/N: I think this is the longest he’s gone without talking.

Steve: You know what’s weird? This kid looks a lot like Clint.

Y/N: You don’t suppose he is Clint’s spawn?

Nat: I would know if it was.

Y/N: Nat and I are at the training room now but Bucky and Sam don’t want us to look after the kid.

Steve: What?! They wanted to get rid of him 5 minutes ago!

Nat: Seems like they’ve bonded with him.

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: Steve, we’re handling it. It’s okay. We got this. No need for Y/N and Nat to help.

Nat: Then why is he trying to run away from you two?

Sam has added Bucky.

Bucky: Do you really think we’ll just hand him over?! We looked after him!

Steve: The entire time you spent looking after him you and Sam were freaking out!

Y/N: It’s obvious the kid wants to come with Nat and I so just hand him over!

Sam: NEVER!

Bucky: HE IS OURS!

Y/N: GIVE US THE CHILD!

Sam: STAY BACK RUMPELSTILTSKIN!

Nat: You idiots made him cry now! LET HIM COME TO US!

Bucky: FINE BUT BE GENTLE WITH HIM!

Sam: Um. Why did he stop crying as soon as Y/N started holding him?

Bucky: … I suppose Y/N and Nat can watch him until you find his parents, Steve.

Nat: He is so adorable! Seems like Y/N is his favorite out of the four of us.

Sam: :(

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky: I will check in every ten minutes!

Bucky has left the chat.

Steve: I’ll let you know when I find his parents.

Y/N: Wait, did he tell you his name? Because he won’t tell us.

Steve: No. I was hoping you could find out.

Steve has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: I FIGURED OUT WHO THE KID IS!

Tony: Oh

Tony has added Steve.

Tony: I FIGURED OUT WHO THE KID IS!

Steve: Who?

Tony: IT’S CLINT!

Steve: Go annoy Bruce.

Tony: I’m serious. Seems like Clint was messing around in the lab. Good news: My machine works. Bad news: It’s now broken. It’s going to take me a while to repair it so Clint is going to be stuck like that for a while. Hopefully the effect wears off before I can repair it.

Steve: I really need a vacation after this. I’ll let the others know.

Tony: No! Don’t tell them. We don’t want them freaking out now, do we?

Steve: For the first time, I actually agree with you.

Tony: Shocking.

Steve has cleared the chat.

Steve has added Nat, Y/N.

Steve: How is everything? Is the kid fine?

Nat: Everything is good! He’s with Y/N now and they’re playing with some toys Sam bought him. He adores her so much! He had picked out flowers and gave them to her. I’m dying from all the cuteness.

Tony: I KNEW CLINT LIKED Y/N!

Tony: I mean, looks like the kid has a crush!

Nat: Steve, did you find his parents yet?

Steve: Not yet. We need to name the kid for now. We can’t keep calling him “the kid.”

Tony: MAYBE CLINTON HUH?

Nat: Sam and Bucky have already named him James Jr.

Steve: WHY NOT STEVEN

Tony: WHY NOT ANTHONY

Nat: He is too innocent and pure to be named after you, Tony.

Tony has left the chat.

Steve: good

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: I wish to hold the tiny human.

Nat: No! You had your chance.

Thor: I was scared! The closest I’ve come to looking after a child is Mjolnir!

Nat: You’re not worthy to hold James Jr, Thor.

Thor: PREPOSTEROUS! I AM THE ONLY WORTHY ONE HERE!

Steve: vision. elevator. me. table.

Nat: He only lets Y/N or me hold him!

Thor: And now me!

Nat: I won’t allow it!

Steve: are you guys really fighting over a kid?

Y/N: YOU PULLED AN ODIN AS SOON AS YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT JAMES JR.

Steve: shameful, really

Thor: WHO IS WATCHING THE CHILD IF YOU ARE HERE, LADY Y/N?!

Y/N: Bucky is.

Thor: WELL IT IS MY TURN!

Steve: I really need a break

Nat: NO. COME NEAR HIM AND WE’LL END YOU!

Steve: is this what Fury feels like when we don’t listen

Thor: Lady Natasha… Why would you say that?

Nat: SORRY BUT OUR MAMA BEAR INSTINCTS ARE KICKING IN

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: Wanda and I wish to spend some time with James Jr.

Thor: DO NOT WASTE YOUR WORDS, VISION! THEY ARE ADAMANT ON NOT LETTING ANYONE ELSE NEAR THE CHILD.

Y/N: Sure, Vis!

Nat: He’s in Y/N’s room with Bucky.

Y/N: Don’t let him trick you into giving him coffee!

Vision: I won’t. Thank you.

Vision has left the chat.

Thor: WHAT IN THE NINE REALMS!

Steve: if they start fighting I’m going to go crazy

Thor: I WILL FIND MY OWN CHILD TO WATCH OVER!

Steve: please don’t kidnap someone’s child.

Thor has left the chat.

Y/N: Wait Steve did you just imply that you’re worthy?

Steve: NO

Steve: WHO SAID THAT

Steve has left the chat.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: WHERE’S JAMES JR?!

Bucky: WHY THE HELL IS CLINT NAKED ON YOUR BED?!

Bucky: I TURN AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS AND JAMES JR. IS GONE AND INSTEAD IT’S CLINT FLASHING ME!

Y/N: what are you talking about

Bucky: OMG MAYBE CLINT FELL FROM THE VENTS AND CRUSHED HIM!

Bucky has left the chat.

Nat: I am… confused.

Clint: … Thanks for looking after me!

Y/N: WAIT WTF CLINT

Nat: you’re not saying…

Clint: Yes. I’m “James Jr”. Kinda sad the effect wore off so quickly. I was enjoying spending all that time with you, Y/N.

Nat: YOU WERE LIKE A SON TO ME

Y/N: BUCKY AND SAM THINK YOU KILLED JAMES JR

Nat: THEY WERE PROUD PARENTS

Y/N: HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS TO THEM?

Nat: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN BACK?!

Nat has left the chat.

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: WHERE IS MY SON?!

Clint:

Sam: OH GOD NO WHY

Sam has left the chat.

Clint: So now that I’m no longer a kid.. Would you like to go out later?

Y/N: Your timing is perfect. Really. How many first dates are started like this? None… But yes.

Clint: Oh and can you bring me some clothes, since you know… I am naked. On your bed. Unless you care to join me?

Y/N has left the chat.

Clint: Well, here goes nothing.

Clint has left the chat.

Scott has joined the chat.

Scott has added Bucky.

Scott: Why did Clint just run by with nothing but a blanket wrapped around him?

Bucky: You don’t want to know. The things I’ve seen…

Scott: … I’m going to go now.

Scott has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Phayte’s Reads for the Week

June 10th Updates

So apparently people were LOVING making me cry this week! Dang it! Some really good stuff this week! Angst, Tears and HAPPINESS all week long!!!!!! 

PLEASE READ TAGS TO THESE STORIES BEFORE PROCEEDING! The authors are AMAZING at tagging their works - Mixed rating through all of these as I read ALL diff ratings through out the week!

If I Can’t Find You There, I Don’t Care -  @the-stoned-ranger - I am so in love with this story and when came to me about when she went to start it, I wasn’t sure, though I know to NEVER doubt what my saltwife writes, it is too perfect, too good. She is fucking amazing! UPDATED THIS WEEK - Four years after Barcelona, Yuri Plisetsky still hasn’t gotten over his awkward teenage crush on Yuuri Katsuki, his married rival-cum-coach. Though he has always longed for something more, Yuri has too much to lose if he acts on his feelings.But all that changes one night in Salt Lake City, when Yuuri accompanies his two young protégés to Skate America without his husband. Salsa dancing and a stolen bottle of scotch lead to the kind of bad decision that changes everything. How will Viktor, Yuuri, and Yuri begin to put themselves back together after it all falls apart?

Bizarre Love Triangle - @blownwish-blog - OtaPliRoy - SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!  Just finished this this morning! Yuri Plisetsky met them both on his knees in the boys’ room. One would stay, the other could not. America was one fucked up country.(The 80s high school au you didn’t ask for.)

Suit Up! - @francowitch - My love can write her ass off and impress me at every moment! - More OtaPliRoy -  When Otabek and JJ are tired of Yuri just playing video games, they Suit Up and have a little fun with their kitten…

Mischievous Friends - @definitelynotadulting - OMG THIS SHOOK ME! - The skaters play Never Have I Ever at Leo’s birthday party and learn what a bad boy quiet Otabek is. Or in which Bad Boy DJ Otabek is Yuri Plisetsky’s aesthetic. 

Yakov Feltsman Defends All of his Ridiculous Children -  preciousbunnynoiz - (Sorry I dont have their Tumblr name)  Yakov holds a press conference and the press is stupidly rude about his skaters. He will not let it stand

Not a random one - @aftgonice - THIS WAS SO GOOD!  He found that those fluffy and sweet fan fictions were starting not to be enough anymore. His feelings for Otabek weren’t of the innocent type, and while he was already used to fantasize about them, he’d gotten so used to actually reading that one day he just slipped. He found a pretty vanilla one, and promised himself that it would be enough. It was a one time thing, it had to be.
It wasn’t.

Unsteady - @victuri-oh-nice - COMPLETE - I am so going to miss this story and reading it every week!  You did so good honey! Loved it!Otabek was going to kill JJ. He was going to take the next flight to Canada, hunt him down and kick his ass.
Leo: I tried to stop him but he went and did it anyway, I’m sorry! (link)

Dead Air - @ded-i-am-just-ded - WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?! This fucking thing got in my head and fucked with me in ways I with it HAD NOT! -  You looked me in the eye and lied.

To Have the Tiger by the Tail - @caeseria - TENTACLES! TENTACLES! OMG TENTACLES! (dont kink shame me dammit, lol)  It’s not often that Yuri is caught by surprise, but when he discovers Katsudon doing something he shouldn’t, Yuri’s curiosity gets the better of him.

to be young and in love  - @yours-julie - DAMMIT I LOVE THIS STORY! This made me snot ugly cry and OMG I love this story!  Yuri is stuck in a small town where time stands still, spending his days working in a crappy Diner and dancing his nights away at dodgy clubs, dreaming of the day he can get out & wishing for something interesting to happen.

Just a Little Prick - @accidental-mormon Yuri Plisetsky is a tattoo artist at the locally-famous eros + agape body arts. When Otabek Altin accompanies a coworker for his first tattoo, he finds that it’s not the artwork that draws his eye. [tattoo artist!yuri] [dj!otabek]

A Thorn in the Tiger’s Paw - @theinsanefox - OMG SOOOOOO GOOD! When Yuri falls during practice one day and hurts his knee, he is devastated to find out that he’ll need to take the rest of the season off while he heals.  He quickly finds himself falling into a deep depression so Otabek offers to come stay with him for a few weeks.  Yuri is grateful but still feels like something is off, probably because he misses the ice so badly.

Overload - @lowercasewrites“Yura, are you okay?”Am I crying? Shit I must be. Why the fuck am I crying? He pulls back from my neck to look me in the eyes and make sure everything is alright. He cards his fingers through my hair as I pull myself together. I say the only thing I can think to say.“I love you so much, Beka.”

Smooth Criminal - @victuri-oh-niceWhen Officers Plisetsky and Nikiforov are called to a bar fight, Yuri is not even surprised to find the instigator of the entire thing being none other than Otabek Altin, a known gang member with an outstanding track record. Waiting until the station clears out feels like a waste of time until he can take Otabek for a one-on-one ‘conversation’, if you ask Yuri.

Sorry, Honey - @cherryfeather101 - I was blessed with an amazing gifted work! I am so honored and flattered and loved this! <3 Otabek and Yuri are married, until they’re not.

Still Halrloprillalar (prillalar) -  At competitions, Christophe has an arrangement where he doesn’t know who will show up in his room at night. After the GPF Free Skate, he waits to find out who it will be this time.

a place on Earth, with you - @melonbugg - I swear everyone wants me to cry… they wanna rip my heart and stomp it this week!Yuuri didn’t want to die, he didn’t want to die. And he didn’t want to die alone.The world was ending, and they were just two souls, desperate for someone to share their final days with.A Seeking a Friend for the End of the World AU

Born to Lose - @boxwineconfession - Anything HBB I will gagg over and ask for more! The Heart Break Beat Prequel fic nobody asked for.

Who’s the Biggest Dick? - @rodiniaorzetalthepenquin -  This is TOO CUTE for words! She always amazes me with her stuff!  Leo finds an article that causes many giggles, some speculation, a fight, and Yuri to start questioning his life choices.

Shake Things Up - @aftgoniceOtabek and Yuri are out to dinner with some of their fellow skaters. Yuri is bored. Otabek “helps”.

High Noon - (shit, there are so many of you… I hope I get this right) @lovelytitania - @cleardye - @evermoredeath - @father-nikiforov - @linnorm  - @proserpineceres - @sebuckwheat - Yall are fucking crazy and I love you all! Mysterious thing, an unstable plot. Powerful, and when meddled with, dangerous.

Again! If you write something! I wanna read it! I had some great ones rec’d to me this week! I hope you enjoy these amazing pieces! <3 <3 <3 

I will answer-

Todd will answer-

Viola?

Are you calling for me?

Keep calling for me-

Keep doing it, keep coming to save me-

Cuz every day yer closer-

I can almost hear you-

I can almost-

Is that you?

Is that us?

Is that what we did?

Viola?

Keep calling for me-

And i’ll keep searching for you-

And i’ll find you-

You bet yer life on it-

I’ll find you-

Keep calling for me, Viola-

Cuz here i come.

—  PATRICK NESS ACTUALLY KILLING ME
DEH thoughts

Act one:

Best decision I’ve ever made
Chills on the last note of WTAW
The monologues are killing me
WTAW HAS A REPRISE?
Evan in the scene with the Murphy parents AHHH
I feel real bad for Cynthia
He fiddles w his shirt it so precious
Fiddling w his shoelace too omfff
OMG SINCERELY ME
THE CHEST BUMP
Also Jared is quality ™
WHY DIDNT THEY SAY KINKY THO
Laura Dreyfus yesss
NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED
awwww noooo heidi
She was Buddhist last year
Evans blurting out in the scene w Zoe I love it
I’m noticing all his tics and stuff be prepared for fic accuracy improvement
Jared is hilarious
Alana is… kinda a terrible person… but like… I know why she is and it makes me feel bad for her…
The way Connor’s ghost (?) and Evan interact gives me a fic idea
I’m so ready for you will be found I don’t think that what anyone has said will even compare
HOLY SH-
THE NOTECARDS
is he… crying?
THE VOICES
Cynthia and Evans hug ajhhhh
ZOE YESSS
this staging is beautiful
did they…. bang after act one… that was some considerable make out
OK BUT AHHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS WONDERFUL
ITS ETHERAL
AHHHHHHHHHH
expect a lot of fic this week
and chapter five of accidental
ON TO ACT TWO

Act two:

HERE COMES THE REPRISE OMG
what is this it’s crack omgg
awwww Jared just wants to be his friend
This is sad! Heidi! Don’t yell at the boy! farEvan! Tell the truth! Just! Be happy!
he went off his meds that’s not good oh no evannn nooooo
thisglove IS reallycool wOW
Aw evan
EVAN YOU TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR DAD IM SO PROUD OF YOU
We should throw a kegger! In three hours!
DATIngofficiallyorwhATEVER
Zoe doesn’t have a lot of stage time wow
Zoe’s “well…”
Evan’s blinking and again, general anxious tics are so great
Evan flinched away from Larry touching him aw
DONT YELL HEIDI DONT YELL EVAN PLEASE
evan bby just tell the truth
SLAY HEIDI I LOVE YOUR COUCE AND ACTING I JUST LOVE YOU
OH MY GOD THE JARED INTERACTION
damn this is my fave song and fave staging so far
did you fall… or did you let go?
I DIDNT KNOW THAT I NEEDED MIKE FAIST SINGING FOR FOREVER
Alana is so mean to evan it makes me sad
WTF ALANA DONT DO THAT
WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
the ywbf reprise is so upsetting
omg
I wrote it
THIS IS PAINFUL TO LISTEN TO
E V A N
THE TEARS ON HIS FACE
TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOU JUMPED YOULL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER EVAN
evan in so big/ so small is killing me
they’re crying so much I’m so sad
THE HUG OMG
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM EMOTIONALLY RUINED
I NEED TO SEE IT LIVE NOW

NCT reaction to their GF or BF about to be an aunt/uncle

Requested 🤞

Meant to be gender neutral sorry for any slip ups tho!

Part Uno

Taeil- As soon as you told him the great news he was thrilled! Taeil was SUPER happy for you and he couldn’t wait to meet the new born himself. He would even ask you the gender so he could go out and buy them some clothes for the baby.

Originally posted by taeiljaeh

Johnny-

“I AM GOING TO BE AN AUNT/UNCLE BABe !!!!!” You yelled at the top of your lungs.

“Wait… You have siblings?” Said dumbfounded

“-.-“ your facial expression

Originally posted by withsuh

Taeyong- He probably knew you were going to be an aunt before you did…

“TAEYONG IM GONNA BE AN AUNNNNTTTT/UNCLLLLEEEE!!” You screeched.

“Yeah I know !!”

“OMG YEAHHH wait duh hell you just say????”

“I know!! ARENT YOU JUST SO EXCITED ????”

“How the duck do you know????”

“A good magician doesnt reveal his secrets :)”

“BoI bOi BoI bOi”

Originally posted by 1aeyong

Yuta- When you told him, he seemed so unamused. You didn’t know why though.

“IM SO HAPP- hey dude why arent you excited with me?? Your killing the mood -.-“

“Im not amused! Becuz you didnt say I was the uncle..”

“Yeah well thats not happening…continue being unamused”

Originally posted by why-jaehyun

Doyoung- Doyoung would just straight up mock you! Don’t get me wrong he would be happy for you but you were just being so extra right now.

“AHHHH IMMA BE AN AUNT/UNCLE AG”

“AHHHH IMMA BE AN AUNT/UNCLE AG” *mocking voice*

“-.-“

Originally posted by dovounq

Ten- Honestly be more excited then you. Screeching at the top of his lungs. Then just going into a state of saying aw over and over.

“IM GONNA BE AN AUNT/UNCLE!”

“AWWWW YESSSSS DO YOU WANNA BE A MOTHER/FATHER”

“0.o”

Originally posted by nctaezen

Jaehyun- He would honestly be chill about. Jaehyun was happy for you seriously! But he wasn’t going to be all extra about it either.

Theres a fine line in between.

Originally posted by nctjay

Winwin- he was extremely happy for you no lie! But he wouldn’t know how to express it really. So he might just say someting like

“really! Thats great!”

Originally posted by softlyqentle

Mark-

“MARK IMMA BE AN AUNT/UNCLE🤣🤣🤣”

“DOES THAT MEAN I AM AN UNCLE???”

“YEAH IF YOU WANT TO BE!”

“EEEEEEEEECKKKKKKK *girl screams*”

“Chill Mark Chill”

Originally posted by dovounq

Renjun- When you told him the first thing that came to his mind was: ‘i should teach this baby chinese ??? Or should i help it learn korean??? Or should i teach it how to dance??? How about sing???’

You saw him in a daze and snapped him out of it.

“AYE YO RENJUN earth to renjun~~~”

“IM GONNA TEACH THE BABY HOW TO DAB!”

“Um ….. ok???”

Originally posted by nctaezen

~~~~~~

-admin Jamz

Boruto recap Ep. 6

“The Final Lesson!”

•I SCREECHED when Shikadai punched Boruto upside his sunshine ass head then continued to put him in a headlock.
•Boruto & Shikadai’s friendship is everything! Everything! 🗣I won’t let anything come between them! Not even the writers!
•now that I’ve gotten to see so much Shikadai & Boruto interactions, I’m kinda mad that I won’t see them on a team together cause of the Ina-Shika-Cho tradition. They would make a great team.
•Shino has had ENOUGH!
•low key glad that Shino got to flex his powers on these bad ass kids so they can spread the word to the other youth.
•The fact that Boruto & Shikadai were in distress & Mitsuki was chillin.
•Shikadai doesn’t trust Mitsuki & it’s very reminiscent of his daddy.
•& Boruto being clueless about Mitsuki & saying he’s not gonna let anybody die, just like his daddy too!
•Mitsuki is still such a mystery & it’s killing me! I want to know everything like right now.
•He’s also a bad bitch. He used 3 different jutsus in one episode. Wind, the linguini arms & lightning.
•that whole scene in the lake was real precious.
•& what did Boruto, Shikadai & Mitsuki do? THAT!
•I loved the transition of Kurenai talking about how Shino was able to make friends then it cuts to the Hokage’s office with Naruto & Shikamaru.
•"It’s a pity that he took after you.“ Bdjcgvsvskdo! LMAO! Omg! (I know a lot of y'all are gonna furiously write a dissertation about why Shino should be glad that Boruto takes after Naruto instead of Hinata. And I just wanna say, relax. It’s a joke.)

Thoughts on next ep:
•yaaassss! A ChoCho episode!
•seems my girl has an admirer & why wouldn’t she???
•I’m also really curious about how Boruto is gonna make this his business. 😹

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Star has a new “gift” where she can bring things back to life like Lekmet did omg…
But of course Moon is horrified. Star smiles and life-touches a couple flowers that were wilted and Moon screams “STAR!! Don’t ever do that!!”

“Why?” Star looks confused. “I was just playing around…”

“Do you even realise what you’re doing? That spell can KILL you.” Moon wipes a tear. “Losing you would be the worst thing that could happen to me. Its already been too close…”

“Relax, mom!! Its just little bugs and flowers and stuff!” the magic actually affects her a little differently tho….its more of like..energy loss.

Shes forbidden to do it for her safety but one night, she takes Lekmet’s horn from Moon’s closet. Marco catches her but shes like “Shhhh. Please Marco…Just let me do this.”

She does her magic on the horn and after a while there’s a small “mmYEh” noise like a baby goat omgg.. Stars holding him and shes like “hehe….Marco….hes so tiny..” but then conks out omg…shes just asleep but Moon is still so mad omg.

She notices the baby Lekmet tho and gasps. “Star..did she really..but how?!?!”

Baby Lekmet goes “mmmyEh!!!!

anonymous asked:

Oooh, maybe the TFA autobots trying to warm up a cold s/o (i' m the lost light crew with depressed s/o, by the way. Call me Ano ^u^)

Hello Ano. I’m so sorry that I haven’t answered this yet. I’ve been so busy with personal problems and then MY INTERNET CUT OUT FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS OMG. So yeah…also TFA is bae and I love it and I will die loving it and I will always hate the people who created it because THEY KILLED OFF PROWL AND I AM WOUNDED WHY WHY WHY


Optimus Prime TFA

  • What do you mean you’re cold?
  • Doesn’t really grasp the concept of cold
  • Spends hours contemplating what cold really is
  • Him suddenly dumping about eighty blankets on you
  • You asking him (angrily) why he did that
  • Ratchet told me it’s what humans do when they get cold
  • Actually hitting Ratchet with a wrench
  • Or five

Bumblebee TFA

  • Grabs all the blankets he can find before wrapping you up
  • “YOU CAN’T GET SICK OR YOU’LL DO THAT WEIRD BACKFIRING THING”
  • “You mean sneezing?”
  • “YES”
  • Will put on a movie for you to watch
  • Will keep asking if you’re warm enough
  • It’s getting annoying after a while
  • “Are you warm enou-”
  • “YES I AM THANK YOU BEE THANK YOU OKAY SHUSH”
  • A small chuckle can be heard from Prowl as he walks past

Prowl

  • He knows that humans get cold so he will try to do whatever he can to help
  • Keyword is try
  • “Have you tried meditating?”
  • “Perhaps if you ignore the cold it will go away?”
  • “Accepting you’re cold and moving on with life might help too”
  • By “accepting” you being cold you actually went and sat inside Bee’s alt-mode with the heater on full blast for the next hour
  • You love Prowl dearly but sometimes his “peaceful ways” can really not help
Night 1 and Day 2

Chrome with a hatchet???  What???

Good job Bel.  Good job. 

I should not be laughing at Mukuro so much.

The girls are together still~

Interesting arrangement up there.  All Vongola though.

BS.  We know exactly who sent that medical supplies to Hibari.  It was his dad.  Always his dad. 



NO.  NO NO NO NO.  MY FAV CHARACTER KILLED MY FAV CHARACTER.  MUKURO.  WHAT ARE YOU DOING???  YOU ASS.  Fucking hell.   Why…

BUT YOU GO GIRLS.  FUCKING GO.  HARU IS SLAYING IT.  THEY TOOK DOWN THE DEMON OF NAMIMORI.  OMG.  THEY’RE THE ONES TO WATCH OUT FOR.  MY BET IS ON HARU.

Who gave that to Glo?  I do not approve.  At all.

Of course, Tsuna.  Well done.

NO.  SHAMAL.  LET ME KILL HIM.  I DIDN’T THINK THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WITH GIRLS!!!  (Though, the Varia did try to recruit him…)  That’s a terrible thought.  If that’s what he does with them…  I do not want Shamal’s face to be the last thing I see.

Fran.  Why are you begging to die?  Froggy boy needs to survive.  And why beg Nana?  You know she won’t help you.  Go find Mukuro, you idiot.

Mists are doing pretty well.  Haru still has the most kills.  Damn, girl.

anonymous asked:

so jimin said in recent vlive that jin's voice sounds amazing in pied piper (totally agree) but why does nobody talk about how GOOD jin's voice sounds in bts version of 'arirang', like that was jin's song. he owned that song, that song sounds amazing thanks to his beautiful voice.

Omg! Anon! Did I sent myself this ask honestly I AGREE SO MUCH like this is exactly what I thought when I first heard that song and when they performed it at the France kcon he just kills it and his voice is so perfect on that song it kills me omg i need to listen to it now lmao. I think Jin has the ability to do any song type really but for songs like arirang it’s my favorite. I think Taehyung fits this song type as well because they kind of have to sing in a lowish voice not like super low but a little bit I guess. That’s also why I enjoy their OST together so much!

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YALL HEAR ME OUT I THINK SANGWOO IS THE ONE THAT GOT STABBED. HE LOOKS SHOCKED AND SLIGHTLY SCARED AND PLUS BAE LOOKS LIKE “omg what did I just dO” I GOT OTHER REASONS BUT IM TOO LAZY TO TYPE. WHO DO YALL THINK GOT STABBED (ofc Sangwoo won’t die, which is why I further believe he was the one that got stabbed, because if Bae was stabbed he’d be killed, but Sangwoo is too important in the story to die)

The Joker x Reader  *Past Life*

This was requested by the lovely  brieflylouddonut28:

For once in a very long time, The Joker is fast asleep. You are still awake, trying to silence the voices in your head. Sometimes they get so loud that you just can’t unwind. You move closer to J, burying your face in his neck, attempting not to think about anything. A tiny smile forms on your lips when you inhale his scent: he smells so good. As you rest your right arm on his chest, you feel his heart beating faster and faster. A low growl follows, then his body shudders a few times. Oh, no, not the nightmare again!

You quickly get on your knees, trying to wake him up.

“Baby, wake up,” you shake him gently but he’s still in the dream, tormented. “Hey, wake up!” you intensify your movement and J finally opens his eyes, gasping for air, like someone just choked him. He immediately reaches his hand to grab the gun from under the pillow but you are fast to pin it.

“It’s me, it’s me, stop!” you hover over him for a few seconds before letting go. “Are you ok?” you ask, worried, waiting for him to recollect.

“Yes, I will be in a second,” he sighs, rubbing his face with his fists.

You take your pillows and pile them up against the bed frame, lean against them and slowly pull him in your arms. The Joker doesn’t object and he cuddles for a few moments, resting his face on your breasts.

“What would Batsy think to see me like this, doll, hmm?” He lifts his head, looking in your eyes, waiting for the answer.

“Screw Batsy, what the hell does he know?”, you whisper, stroking his green hair with your hand. J scoffs, a bit amused.

“That’s true, he doesn’t know crap.”

“Go back to sleep J.”

“I don’t think I can…Wanna full around? It would make me feel better,” he grins, kissing your shoulder.

“Whatever makes you feel better, baby,” you chuckle, but then you realize: “She could hear us.”

“No she won’t, she’s on the other side of the penthouse.” The Joker’s hands are already all over you, and he keeps on talking as he kisses all the skin he can see.

“One of these…days…I might have to kill ya…You know too much… about me…”

You violently pull his hair back, panting.
“Please do try, it would… be fun. It’s always cute when you attempt to do it. I warned you: assassins are not easy to… kill …Omg, did you just ripped my panties again!? Why can’t you just take them off normally?!”

“Because it’s not sexy, Princess.”

You both start laughing and then you suddenly stop, just staring at each other.

“Com’ere Kitten,” he says after a long pause, grinding his silver grill, shifting his body so you can get on top of him.

******************
Damian Johnson married young; he was only 22 and his bride 21. They were so in love. They both worked for the same gang, climbing their way on top pretty fast. She got pregnant in the first year of marriage and he was so happy he was going to be a father. Everything was moving fast, way too fast, both hungry for power and striving to take over Gotham’s underworld. It wasn’t easy living that life, but they liked it and as every young hot blooded person, thought that nothing would stay in their way…until they pushed it too hard and messed with the wrong people.

Damian lost her and his unborn child in the fire that was set to their home as revenge for what they have done. He was away with business and couldn’t do anything to stop it. Then the nightmares started and they got worst and worst. He always dreamed she was burning alive, screaming his name. He completely lost his mind, spending a few good years in and out of mental institutions, high security prisons for criminally insane, back on the streets to wreak havoc, caught again, escaped again and then…nothing. It was like he vanished from the face of the earth. The FBI, police and Secret Service spared no expense in looking for him since he was on the list of most wanted criminals. But he was just gone.

*****************

***First time you met her was in June on a Saturday-about a year ago***

You two are at one of your clubs for the night. The Joker sits on his velvet couch in the VIP room and your favorite spot is to sit on your big, fluffy pillow at his feet, resting your elbow on his knees. You always like to wear form fitting black slacks and a white dressy shirt when you have business meetings going on. You keep your guns in a dark red holster in plain sight, just like the Joker. The meeting just ended and now you are just laughing at something silly you guys remembered from when you first met so many years ago.

“Excuse me, boss,” Frost parts the silver beads, stepping in. ”Sorry to interrupt, but we have a situation outside and I think you should know about it.”

“What is it, Jonny?” you inquire, curious to hear about something that might spice up the rest of the night.

“There’s a young woman at the door, not old enough to get in and she says she won’t leave until she talks to Mister J.”

“Just give her a push and tell her to get lost!” The Joker smirks, pointing out the exit with his cane.

“We tried, but she is causing quite a scene, we don’t want to draw any unwanted attention.”

“Jesus, Frosty, I’ll come check,” you offer. “Another crazy one seeking for our attention. Make sure she’s not wired and check the perimeter a few blocks around before you bring her in the soundproof room in the basement. I don’t want no trouble for J. Double the security all around. “

“Of course, N/A, give me and the boys a few minutes, I’ll let you know when she’s in.”

Frost leaves and you get on your feet, stretching  a bit, checking your two guns to make sure they are loaded, even if you know they are.

“This is stupid, Pumpkin, you shouldn’t bother, let Panda kill her or something,” the Joker smiles, tilting his head while looking at you. His pale face seems emotionless now.

“I’ll go, I don’t mind, Puddin. I’ll be back shortly; you just sit here and look handsome, all right? Enjoy the show, the girls are doing a great job tonight. Want anything before I leave?”

“Yeah, you,” he purrs with an evil spark in his ice cold blue eyes.

You giggle, kissing him roughly while you rubbing yourself against him.

“I’ll be back, hold on…and then we can have some fun,” you finally break the kiss, heading towards the stairs. Panda guards the outside of the VIP room with 7 other guys. You stop in front of him, baffled.

“You don’t get hot in that, Richard? Must be 1000 degrees in there. You know, taking your mask off is not gonna kill you.”

“But I like it, N/A,” the muffled voice replies, lifting his shoulders up.

“Suit yourself, Rich, just don’t faint on me, I need you alert, we might have something going on. Eyes on J, all of you; nothing happens to him, OK?”
“Yes, m’am,” he salutes.

“Don’t be a smart ass with me,” you threaten, shaking your head as you walk away.

“Sorry, N/A.”

You have time for a drink before Frost finds you to tell you they have the girl where you wanted her.

Your high hills echo on the basement’s floor. You open the door loudly and that startles the young woman sitting on the chair, already guarded by two henchmen.

“She’s clean, N/A, no proof of anything going on,” Frost reports, positioning himself to your left.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk…Could you gentlemen leave us for a few moments while we girls talk?” you demand, sucking on your teeth.

The goons leave. You take one of you guns out and pull up your sleeves, revealing your numerous Joker themed tattoos. The girl looks frightened and she should be, she can’t take her eyes off your weapon.

“Do you know who I am?”  She nods a shy yes.

“Well, sweetheart,” you start talking, getting closer,” what’s your deal, ha? Are you in need of attention or do you have a death wish tonight? You look young, I’m sure it’s past your bedtime,” you mock her, irritated.

“I’m 17…” she nervously gulps.

“I’m sorry, did I ask you to tell me your age???!” you snap at her and she jumps, alarmed. You inhale, trying to somehow control your vexation. “Why are you here?”
“I… I need to talk to the Joker…”

“ You mean MISTER J, sweetheart?,” you interrupt, sulking.

I’m sorry… Mister J…”

“And why would that be, hmm? What do you want?”

She hesitates telling you so you’re losing your patience. You start yelling:

“Here’s how it works: nothing gets to him until it clears through me. Do you think you just ask to see him and it happens? !” You take the safety off you gun and point it towards her head. “You have 10 seconds to tell me what is going on.”

The girl starts whimpering. “I… I think he’s my father…”

Bam! The bullet barely misses her head; you sure never heard that one before.

“I’ll be damn, that was less than 10 seconds and I already want to kill you!” Your finger gets on the trigger again.

“Please, please don’t…”she closes her eyes, sobbing. “My mother’s name was Sarah Johnson and my father’s name was Damian Johnson.”

Your hand freezes.

“How the hell do you know those names?” you shriek, shocked that came out of her mouth. She continues to speak and crying in the same time.

“I’ve always been looking for my parents. I was raised in foster homes and trying to find out who I am until I got a hold of my file and started researching my past. I’ve been gathering information for the past year and I kind of came to the conclusion that…”

“You’re trippin’, little girl, and I have no more patience for your nonsense. Sarah Johnson is dead and her child died with her,” you bite on your lip, starting to feel uneasy. “I’ve never killed someone this young before, but, well, there’s a first time for everything,” you mutter, furrowing your eyebrows. She has the nerve to continue:

“They got my mother out the fire and took her to the hospital, that’s what the file says. She was barely hanging to her life, burned all over, but they were able to save her baby…They didn’t know who she was at the moment, they deemed her Jane Doe for a very long time. Her name and my father’s weren’t easy to come by. Here, I have everything with me. He could…we could…do some…” she whimpers, taking out a bunch of papers out of her purse, shaking. You yank all of it out of her hand and back out, opening the door.

“You don’t get to make any requests, sweetheart, thank your lucky star you are still alive. Frosty, keep a close eye on her, if she moves a muscle, fucking shoot her. I’ll be back.”

“Will do, Y/N.”

********************

There were rumors spreading around Gotham’s underworld about a mysterious young girl working with the Joker and Y/N. They were just speculations, of course, but some swore they saw her with the two of them in different places before all hell broke loose. Nobody knew who she was and how she ended up with them, but one thing was certain: the ones that got a glimpse at her disclosed that the Queen and King of Crime simply addressed her with Miss J.

Also read - MASTERLIST :

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153664676321/joker-x-reader-masterlist

HxH Just dialogs (part 2)
  • Illumi: You can not have friends, Killua. Especially Gon can't be!
  • Killua: For now Gon, we aren't friends, anymore.
  • Gon: But... why!? I'm sure you don't say that because Illumi tell you!
  • Killua: Because for now *dramatic pause* I'm your BOYfriend! And call me your kitty.~♥
  • Gon: O MY GAAAH! KILL... I mean... KITTY! >///<
  • Ilummi: Mother won't be happy. I hope they won't do the that stuff... that ones I did with Hisoka once.
  • BONUS!
  • Gon: Boyfriend...friend! So we still friends!
  • Killua: Literally, yeah... but GAYER.

Magnus and Madzie though 😭😭😭 Magnus’s gentle voice and sweet expression and ‘Hello, sweet pea’ kills me.

“I’m Magnus.” (His smile omg!!!)

(Interesting how Madzie took her scarf off to expose her warlock mark and in that way taking all the oxygen away. She didn’t do this to Alec when Valentine invaded the institute, because she knew him from before and didn’t want to hurt him. But I understand why she did so with Magnus, she has never seen him before. She was surprised when it didn’t affect Magnus. Maybe relieved that there was someone else like her)

“I know you’re scared. You don’t have to be.” (Reveals cat eyes! Oh, how I love those eyes). “See? I’m just like you, Madzie. I’m a warlock, too.”

(Magnus’s looks at the man on the floor that Madzie killed, maybe because she felt threaten/scared. And with a broken and painful expression, and maybe remembering his younger days as a warlock child, he hurts for Madzie).

“These men are using you for your abilities.

"He said nana was here.” (My poor girl 💔)

“He lied. I wanna help you m, Madzie. For real.” (Magnus earnest and honest expression 😭)

And then Madzie walked towards him and the smile he gave her and how sweetly he looked at her, ugh my heart hurts.

I’m have melted into a puddle, guys…

I wonder who’ll take care of Madzie? Will she stay will Catarina?

Stereotype vs. Reality

Aries: Stereotype- “Oh you got something to say? Try me! You wanna fight?”  Reality- “Oh I hurt you? I didn’t mean to! But I did? lol oops!!”

Taurus: Stereotype- “You can run me over with a bulldozer, I’m not moving.”  Reality- “ I want pizza. Why tacos, I want pizza!! Can we get both than?”

Gemini: Stereotype- “Yeah I was feeling you yesterday, not anymore.”             Reality- “Do you like me? Am I wanted? Please don’t go!!”

Cancer: Stereotype- “I JuSt WANt tO CrY ANd cRY! WhY dO i AlWaYs cRY?”    Reality: “I’m sorry, did you want me to care about your low grade?”

Leo: Stereotype- “Did you know that I’m the sexiest person? Of course you did.” Reality- “So I was sitting in my room and I was like, wow I’m fat.”

Virgo: Stereotype- “DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR CLOTHES ON THE BED I JUST CLEANED?!”  Reality- “lol I used to make mud pies as a kid.”

Libra: Stereotype- “Like dude, the world is so like, awesome. PEACE!!”             Reality- “I hate the world omg. Like please push me off a building.”

Scorpio: Stereotype- “I will kill all of your family in their sleep if you touch me.”  Reality- “Omg I stepped on that dog?? I’m so sorry!!! FORGIVE ME!!”

Sagittarius: Stereotype- “ ha. ha. ha. that’s SOOOOO funny.” *sarcastic tone*  Reality- “ha. ha. ha. that’s SOOOOO funny.” *sarcastic tone* (lol i’m sorry)

Capricorn: Stereotype- “My soul is as empty as a hallow log.”                           Reality- “HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHA I made you fall!!!”

Aquarius: Stereotype- “What am I doing? YOUR MOM!!! HA GOT’EM!!            Reality- “Please don’t talk to me, I just want to sleep.”

Pisces: Stereotype- “I’m drawing rainbows and unicorns on all my things!”        Reality- “Hey you wanna sell souls with me? No, I meant in that game! I’m not crazy!”

So this is my character for the Wonderland AU!! I’m really happy I managed to slip in and be a part of it :3c

This is The Merchant, Queenie. Living in the Diamond Kingdom, she runs a shop selling tableware. However, to the right customer she has a wider selection of products; for the right price, Queenie also sells illegal goods such as addictive potions/drugs (You ever seen the Alice miniseries where they sell drugs of an emotion? Like that.) as well as weapons, information and secrets and a multitude of other dangerous goods. She is a morally grey figure, caring only about what she can get out of something in the end and will only ally with someone if it’s for her best interest. She can be pompous and cruel, often making back-handed comments and threatening those who she doesn’t like or find charming. She has an uptight persona of a rich, “charming” and overly positive woman but with a vindictive side when crossed. She loves stupidly expensive things and oddities, gossip and being a spectator and seeing how things play out. She’s lazy and selfish and enjoys living a life of luxury – She stepped foot into the Kingdom of Clovers once and exclaimed “THIS IS HOW YOU PEOPLE LIVE?” before quickly leaving. Also don’t you dare make fun of her bowl cut or huge bloomers pls do make fun of them honestly omg

YA SO LIKE… I based a lot of her clothing design on rococo teacups and like honestly kill me why did I do that?? exhausting. Pls like my shady tea cup merchant lady / drug dealer :^)

@selfinsertheaven thanks so much for letting me join!!

Lance’s Blog my gawd

IM SUPER HIPED ABOUT THE NEW BLOG FEATURING OUR LOVERBOY LANCE ALTHOUGH THERE WASN’T A SINGLE KLANCE REFERENCE AND I’M GONNA DIE

LET’S GO!!!

Glorious introduction, as always, our Lancey Lance doing his scene and catching the spotlight. He is good looking, yes, but loOK AT THIS ARM OMG HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET LOTOR’S SKILLS WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BOI PLEASE SAVE HIM

The black part of the armour is like neoprene, it sticks to the body, so tecnichally it defines your body shape. That means the blue part (Not the one at the Elbow) is in the same position as the muscle/bone whatever you call it. THEN THAT MEANS!!! That Lance acquired Lotor’s same ability he has to break bones :c…. please call an ambulance for him.

Now this, is after the scene where Allura gets out of the cryo-pod and falls into Lance’s arms. He starts remembering all flirty moments with her and gets in a cute & Smol Bean mode

B U T Lance gets nervous and he cant talk properly bc of what he said earlier “I hope she thinks I’m cute” . Ok, Loverboy, what I HOPE is that you got nervous because Keith was in the filming room with you! and you said that then you remembered you have a HELL OF A CRUSH on him so you wanted to delete the scene so Keith has clear that u are bi…. I dare you to say no to that! Come and fight me!

Extra: I love grumpy Lance