why did i do this omg kill me

sb: omg look a flynn rider–

me: slAMS MY FISTS DOWN ON THE TABLE HONEY BABE U DONT EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY RUSSIAN BOI LIKE DONT TALK 2 ME ABT HOW HE TALKED HIS WAY INTO THE RUSSIAN MAFIA AND HOW THE STABBINGTON BROTHERS TOTALLY KILLED HIS MOM WHO SMUGGLED HIM TO THE STATES AND HOW HE GREW UP EDUCATING HIMSELF AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY TRYING TO SURVIVE AND PROVIDE FOR HER BC SHES SUCH AN INTEGRAL PART OF HIS LIFE AND HOW HE ROSE UP THROUGH THE RANKS AND WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT THE STABBINGTON BROTHERS KILLED HIS MOTHER HE STRAIGHT UP KILLED THEM AND LEFT THAT SHIT AND MADE A LIFE FOR HIMSELF IN THEFT BC HE CRAVES THAT ADRENALINE RUSH AND ITS HOW HE COPES AND ALSO DID U KNOW HE FUNDS ORPHANAGES AROUND THE WORLD AND THAT HIS BEST FRIEND IS FELIX LEITER AND HES A SLUT FOR STARBUCKS AND THAT HE’S PROBABLY FRIENDS W/ JOHN WICK DONT LIE TO ME BUT DID U KNOW

Alphabet thing Tagged by @brobeckt thanks! 
a - age: 19 b - biggest fear: failure??? c - current time:  2:44pm d - drink you last had: water e - every day starts with: forcing myself to get out of bed  f - favourite song: can’t help falling in love g - ghosts, are they real?: probably h - hometown: a small town in northeast florida i - in love with: dogs j - jealous of: people who know what they want out of life k - killed someone: um…no? l - last time you cried: idk but recently m - middle name: marie n - number of siblings: 1 younger sister o - one wish: some kind of sign to show me what i should major in p - person you last texted: my mom i think q - question you’ve always asked: why????? r - reason to smile: cute animals s - song last sang: olivia by 1d t - time you woke up: like 5:50 this morning u - underwear color: blue v - vacation destination: alaska w - worst habit: procrastinating, picking at my nails/face x - x-rays had: teeth y - your favourite tv show: well i’m watching asoue on netflix rn, so i guess that z - zodiac: aries

and now i’m tagging @tweny-one-harries @justanothergingerharpist @birchbees @smol-maeglin

Fluff drabbles
  1. “You seriously think I can’t lift you up ?”
  2. “I swear to god, if you touch that bagel, you’re dead to me”
  3. “But I’m really cold !”
  4. “This is not funny, this is absolutely not funny, stop laughing”
  5. “You can sit on my lap, if you want”
  6. “Did he just wink at me ?”
  7. “TEDDY BEAR!”
  8. “You can cook ?”
  9. “I can’t reach !”
  10. “Why didn’t you just ask ?”
  11. “You didn’t have to sleep on the floor”
  12. “Did you just set the kitchen on FIRE ?!”
  13. “We have a dog already”
  14. “Who do I have to kill for some chocolate”
  15. “I don’t know how to build a table, no”
  16. “Look at those muscles” “I’m looking, wonderful” “No, you’re not, I can see you”
  17. “Are you going to serenade to me or what”
  18. “It’s alright, I’ll manage on my own”
  19. “I’ll wake you up when we’re there”
  20. “Did you do that just for me ? Aw, come here”

Awww thank you anon! That makes me really happy

And woah hahahaha I can only laugh reading this omg, aight I’ll try my best!

Here goes~


Baekhyun

‘’Stop drooling over my not-so-handsome-lookalike and watch the real deal, babe.’’

Chanyeol

‘’Psh, he/she’s been drooling over that idiot for hours now, he doesn’t even look like me at all!! I’m more handsome, good looking and sexy than him. I would kill it, if I ever did porn, pfft.’’

Chen

D.O

‘’What the hell is this? What do you mean he looks like me, why are you watching this?’’

Y/N: ‘’He’s so sexy, handsome and tall..’’

‘’Yea well I ain’t tall! He doesn’t look like me at all!!’’

Y/N: ‘’ So you’re saying you’re handsome and sexy?’’

‘’That’s not the point right now!!’’

Kai

Y/N: ‘’Oppa you never told me you’ve been making porn..!’’

‘’No no no you got it wrong, I never did that.’’

Y/N: ‘’That’s clearly you.’’ *Swooning and drooling.*

‘’ Oh my god was I high or why do I not remember?’’

Kris

‘’Why are you drooling over this guy! He’s not even close being as handsome as me!’’

Lay

Y/N: ‘’Woah Lay, he looks just like you!!!!’’ *Drooling*

‘’A-actually, that’s uhm.. me..shit how did y/n find my porn from 2 years ago’’  DUN DUN PLOT TWIST

Luhan

‘’What the!? You’re telling me he looks the same as me but then you’re saying he’s manly and I look like a flower princess?! Are you being serious right now!?’’ 1000% done with you

Sehun

‘’Let’s be honest, he’s not even close to being as sexy as me. I don’t understand how you can drool over him.’’

Suho

*No words are needed he just looks at you like that.*

Tao

‘’I’m sorry to tell you, but I’m more sexy and fabulous than him. Stop drooling over some cheap replica of me and watch the real deal doing it.’’

Xiumin


Ayy, this was fun to make haha, thanks for the request ^_^ I’mma make another one and then go to bed~

I make EXO and BTS reactions~ ASKBOX IS CURRENTLY OPEN~

Exo reaction when they have to change their baby’s diaper in public

Sehun:*after he changed the diaper….*  You know today I learned something new…..never changed a baby diaper in public after you just gave him milk and an apple. 

Kai:*looks from his wife who was busy talking on the phone to his baby* 

Tao:*starts to panick* Why did it had to happen right now? why here with all these people around me, judging me….ahh where is she? 

Kyungsoo:*after the deed is done* I swear to god if the security comes after me and ask me to take the dirty diaper from the trash can cause it’s smelling like byun’s shoes I will kill you for making me do this.

Chanyeol: Aren’t you going to help me change it or are you that busy with that ice cream to do that?

Chen:*opens the baby’s diaper* Omg what died in here?I feel sorry for everyone that passes by now…

Baekhyun: Old lady: Excuse me young man but do you need help with that cause you look like you don’t know what to do?

Don’t worry, this isn’t the first time when I change a diaper… you’ll be totally surprised at how good I’m at this.

Lay: Wife: Did you changed the diaper while I was gone? cause you put it wrong

But I saw you put it this way…or do I remember it wrong?

Suho:*when an old lady that was near him tells him that he has to change the diaper cause it started to smell* Crap!

Kris: Woman: Young man the baby is crying cause you need to change her diaper.

 I need to change the diaper? what? how do i do that? why is Y/N not answering her phone?

Luhan:*opens the diaper* Not this again…..*gets paralyzed by the smell*

Xiumin: Woman: I don’t wanna sound rude but you are putting the diaper wrong, that’s the back.

anonymous asked:

Can we talk about the scene where a dying Ragnar told his son Bjorn that he must lead with his head not with his heart???? Like why would he even say that?? Did he actually mean what I think he meant like was he telling him: Don't do my mistakes bc omgfgyihdlgirdzefh???

Nonny omg okay so LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS LINE AND WHY IT KILLS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME I THINK ABOUT IT!!!

So Ragnar was basically on his deathbed for an entire month after his baptism, resigned to dying and comforting himself with the knowledge that “at least I know I will see Athelstan again…”

And look at him… look how fucking broken he is loOK AT HIM CLUTCHING THAT CROSS (AND KISSING IT??? SERIOUSLY HE’S LITERALLY KISSING IT??????) AND HIS POOR TENDER HEART IS ACHING BECAUSE HE WON’T LIVE TO SEE PARIS BUT AT LEAST HE WILL BE WITH HIS LOVE AGAIN SOON AND THAT IS ENOUGH.

But time passes, and he doesn’t die, and maybe he ever begins to feel a bit better and he comes up with his plan to finally prove Athelstan wrong, but he knows that this entire siege, everything he is doing, everything he has done since Athelstan’s death has been motivated by his heart and his heart alone. I would argue even many decisions he made before that were motivated by his love for Athelstan (what’s the consensus on why he killed the farmer? Because I feel like it was mostly to stop the news from spreading and to keep everyone from blaming Athelstan for that failure, since that was the conclusion Floki jumped to immediately).

ANYWAYS Ragnar has a big soft heart, especially when it comes to a certain someone, and in so many ways it’s clouded his judgement, and it’s lead him to sacrifice his own people for the sake of revenge, and it’s lead him to be motivated not so much by his desire for knowledge and new land, but by love and honoring the memory of the one person who still owns his heart even in death…

Lead with your head, Bjorn, because love leads you to do crazy things. Lead with your head, because putting your heart first will only leave you miserable and broken. Lead with your head, because Paris was always about my heart, and if I had never fallen in love I would have been a far greater king than I have proven to be…

So PINOF 7 happened

My reactions

  • How do you know Dan’s nose texture 
  • Grass hair 
  • Why was underwear on the floor 
  • Dan what 
  • What the fuck was that 
  • rekt - No 
  • what the fuck did you do to that mushroom 
  • ugh 
  • oh god they are dorks 
  • singing skills 
  • the ladder hands 
  • Dan’s so hyper omg 
  • what the hell 
  • that fucking chicken 
  • let me stroke your wenis
  • exhaust pipe 
  • frienship yoga 
  • THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING
  • raptor plants
  • Chris Plant, jesus fucking christ 
  • trust exercises ?!?
  • oh god they are so cute, kill me 
What I wished the finale went like
  • Ali: OMG! Cece, you're Charles?
  • Cece: Yes, nobody will seperate me from my sister!
  • Ali: So you've been tormenting, harassing and almost killing me and my friends all this time?!
  • Cece: Yeah, I did, but you didn't die, did you?
  • Ali: Why would you be so cruel!?
  • Cece: You know, I tried to bathe you, but I suddendly dropped you into the tub, you almost died, but I didn't do this on purpose, then Mom and Dad moved me to Radley and it kind of went from there, you know, I'm really not a bad pers-
  • Wren: (walks in) Alright, let's do...Cece?! What the heck are you doing?! You're ruining my reveal!
  • Cece: Charles, I'm so sorry, this is really not what it looks like!
  • Charles: Ali, don't believe one single word she said! She didn't do anything, this is my work! MY. WORK!
  • Cece: I did it to protect you!
  • Charles: No no no, bitch shut up, you're taking all the credits from me! My work!!! Not yours! Dang I'm so mad about you stealing my reveal, I'm Charles! I'M CHARLES NOT YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH!!!!!! *pushes Cece out the window and she dies*
Fuck it

I said I wouldnt say anything but it’s killing me not too so beware! SPOILERS


Okay so Uhm
What’s the relationship between Layla and Zeref!?
Who is Anna!?
Why did Zeref thank Igneel like he was a group of friends!?
I knew that under that bandage had something to do with his dragonslayer side. Omg but a gift from Igneel!? That brought tears to my eyes!!
Also that last line by Zeref “my younger brother Natsu!”

Ugh I just can’t with all of these feels!!!! Mashima you made me happy omg

Also you guys I’m seriously worried about this. Of course Zeref won’t die. It’s just ridiculous when so much has yet to be said. We have no idea who Anna is (or we do and I’ve missed it somewhere), what Layla Heartfilia has to do with this entire situation. The reveal of Natsu being E. N. D is freaking me out. Will Mashima grace us with the reveal soon?
I’m really thinking Natsu and Lucy will have a huge part of the “one magic” that will destroy Zeref.

Right now I’m theorizing that Natsu will become END at some point. Gray will realize this and either fight him or fight with him despite his fathers wishes. Somewhere in there Lucy won’t be able to handle seeing Natsu changing into something she knows he’s not. Meaning that she will either beat some sense into him or she will confess to him somewhere in trying to bring him back. Let’s say that it does work and since the “one magic” is Love then it would make sense for them to somehow find it inside themselves to unleash. Maybe Layla knew this and tried to help Zeref with it before. Maybe Anna is someone Zeref loves at some point that attempted to break the curse with the one magic.

UUUGGHHHHH SO MANY QUESTIONS AND THINGS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD!!!!