why did i do the thing em

Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme
  • “Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
  • “I’m not afraid to die!”
  • “You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
  • “They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
  • “Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
  • “I think I can handle it.”
  • “Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
  • “Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
  • “I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
  • “We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
  • “You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
  • “No more killing. It has to stop!”
  • “You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
  • “Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
  • “Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
  • “Smile so we can make a good impression.”
  • “We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
  • “I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
  • “Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
  • “Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
  • “Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
  • “Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
  • “Leave before it gets dark.”
  • “Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
  • “Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
  • “It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
  • “Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
  • “I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
  • “I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
  • “These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.” 
  • “A heart’s a heavy burden.”
  • “Please! You must stop!”
  • “Well, well, well… hello kitty.”
    “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
  • “So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
  • “ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
  • “Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
  • “I didn’t want them to kill you.”
  • “It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
  • “Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
  • “You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
  • “He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
  • “Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
  • “I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
  • “S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
  • “That was the night I died.”
  • “I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
  • “You don’t remember your name?”
  • “Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
  • “Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
  • “I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
  • “ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
  • “She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
  • “You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
  • “She never woke up again.”
  • “You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
  • “Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
  • “Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
  • “This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
  • “I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
  • “If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
  • “ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
  • “There’s a demon inside you.”
  • “Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
  • “Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
  • “This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
  • “Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
  • “Everyone fears their own mortality.”
  • “Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
  • “I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
  • “Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
  • “Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
  • “There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.” 
  • “When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
  • “Why did you stop me from killing her?”
  • “When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.” 
  • “One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
  • “Tell me while you’re still alive!”
  • “This is a tomb for the both of us.”
  • “If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
  • “Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
  • “What do you say we give 'em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
  • “HAM!”

Honestly like I love the les mis musical but there are so many great parts of the book they left out (yes I know it’s over 900 pages but anyway)
-that part where jean valjean got buried alive.iconic.
-that part where marius’ family thinks he’s in love and his cousin spies on him and is like ‘wow what nice flowers he’s getting I wanna meet this pretty lady’ and marius is really visiting his dad’s grave
-honest saintly sister simplice going ‘oh no monsieur inspector, no escaped convict in here, I’m just praying, why do you ask’ when jean valjean is standing RIGHT THERE
-this ones kinda sad but I feel like we shoulda seen the part when they’re going to trade javert for jehan and they hear jehan get shot and enjolras just. Looks javert in the eye and. 'Your friends have just shot you,’ like SON
-the whole Ursule thing

-the chapter that began 'slang is the language of darkness’ Add more if you think of em

anonymous asked:

2D realizing that his S/O is pregnant with him! Go you amazing person!

- When you tell him you’re pregnant, he’s in absolute shock. He’s unable to speak, all he does is manage a quiet “What?”
- When you repeat yourself, he gets a huge smile on his face. He’s nervous, of course, but he’s extremely overjoyed at the same time.
- He asks you a plethora of questions. Things like, “When did you find out?”, “Have you told anyone else?”, “What are we gonna name ‘em?”, “Do I need to buy stuff for ‘em yet?”
- He actually wants to name the baby “(Your name) the 2nd”
- He loves kids and he’s always wanted to have one of his own, so he makes sure that he’s much more protective over you than usual for the next couple of months. 
- He draws smiley faces on your stomach all of the time. It’s “for the baby.”

Some bonus headcanons with him and the baby because why not???:

- The baby mostly takes after you in the looks department (aside from their very eye-catching blue hair) but their personality and mannerisms are an absolute mirror of 2D. Once they’re able to talk, they have 2D’s Cockney accent as well.
- When I say they mirror 2D, I mean, like, he got the baby a whale plushie once and they cried over it.
- He’d probably watch a bunch of his zombie films with them while they’re still young enough not to be scared by them.
- If they do so much as to smile at 2D he freaks out and tells you about it. 
- He dresses them up a lot. Sometimes he puts them in one of his cool hats and he thinks they look amazing.
- He tries to teach them how to play piano at such a young age. He also sings and plays it for them a lot to get them to stop crying (it’s just like how he is with the kids in the Dirty Harry music video.)
- He takes the baby everywhere. He shows them to everyone. Everyone has to know about them. He loves his kid.

Special ops in space part 1

Decided to hop on the humans are space orcs band wagon. My take on how aliens contacted humans and how it went from there from a slightly more militaristic and scientific approach.
The day that the Intergalactic Alliance for Planetary Peace (jokingly called the APP by the younger generation, quoting an old saying “there’s an app for that”) was five years after all of the nations had declared world peace after the bloodiest war yet. Half of the human population had been decimated by everything but nuclear bomb, every world leader had decided that enough was enough.

They had showed up at one of the council meetings that take place on a different continent every month to discuss less pressing matters. It almost ended horribly, an unknown group of entities showing up where all of the world leaders had congregated, but through fast talking on the alien’s part and the vow to be more peaceful beings earlier made by the humans, everything ended up going well.

Which lead to the current situation. While they may claim to be more peaceful, humans are still wary of areas where none of them had been before. So, along with a team of top scientists and medical staff, there went a team of the top 6 military personnel. Three from assorted American special ops, one from Norway, one from Canada, and the last from Poland. When questioned by the members of the A.P.P, the leaders stated that there was absolutely no way in hell they were allowing their top people into an unknown area without protection. The warriors on the ship, when they heard this, laughed. How could a squishy group of mud covered savages that haven’t even reached outside of their own solar system could really do anything?

This was an opportunity for the researchers of the Alliance to study the surprisingly hardy species as well. They were surprised that these soft creatures were the top of the food chain, even with everything, including their own atmosphere, trying to kill them. So the ship of researchers set off into deep space to discover new planets and to discover more about each other.

The first meeting was terrifying. Three soldier were the first on the ship, no emotion showing on their faces, heavy exoskeleton like armor surrounding what they assumed covered their vital regions, and more sleek looking weapons than seemingly possible. Many were happy that the scientists did not look the same, though some did look just as serious while others were gaping in awe. Then, three more of the heavily armed men followed.

It was a tense two days on the ship for the aliens. The human soldiers inforced the fact that they were a predator species by prowling around the entirety of the ship minus the private chambers. Though they weren’t too sure that they haven’t been there but went when nobody was watching. Soon though, the soldier lessened the amount of firepower they had on them and lightened the amount of armor they had on. In the communal rations center they were seen slightly separated from the other humans, sitting in a tight group and bearing their teeth at one another, rapidly switching languages to communicate. The human designated Sara, specializing in chemistry, explained to Gumantal (a poor pronunciation of him true name, but the sounds needed to actually speak it would ruin a human throat so he allowed it) that the team came from different ‘countries’ that have different languages and sometime dialects, and that the entire team had learned each other’s and many other languages in order to communicate with other humans. When asked why not simply use a translator device, such as the one they were using right now, the human female bared her teeth and stated that it was better for them to do their jobs if they didn’t need one. She went on to explain that even if they couldn’t speak it, they were well on their way to learn each of the other species on the ship’s language.

Gumantal apologized afterwards for upsetting her with his questions, then asked what he did to offend her. Humans were an intricate species of primitive life form so they wanted to avoid any tensions early on. Sara and all of the other researchers bared their teeth this time, reassuring the brave many armed alien that they were not angry, the bared teeth was called a smile and it showed amusement or joy. The forest green alien walked away, bewildered.

It was sometime later that those on the ship learned that the soldiers were composed of both males and females. When asked why the males did not do everything in their power to protect the biologically weaker, less muscular birth givers, Human Victor bared his teeth for the first time and seemed to bark harshly.

“I dare you to ask Oliver that! She’d rip yer mandibles off and feed ‘em to ya! Lyne would as well, now that I think about it. One thing you need to learn about humans, women are supposedly weaker than us men but they can still kick ass.”

A shaking Xiloiy later learned from Human designation William, occupation physicist that the barking was laughter, and that yes, human females stand on equal ground to the males of the species. This puzzled him as he came from a race that protected the bearers of his species to ensure the continued survival. Human William barked, laughed, at this when he stated it, shaking his head. Xiloty is still perplexed as to why.

All aliens on the ship were confused by their new companions and were curious as to how they would handle being a foreign planet with life for the first time. This was also the time that Xiloiy began to make a journal on the habits and any other information on humans, fearing having his outer mandibles ripped off as they were crucial to attracting a mate.

The special ops team assigned to protect the crew as well as gathering intel on everything they could were anxious as well, packing everything they may need for a worst case scenario. The warrior species that were to protect the crew and ship originally were insulting them when they believed the humans were not paying attention, mocking the useless item that would only tire them out. The ops team knew though that if push came to shove that they would be the ones to survive. After all, they’ve had to survive worse than some unknown territory. They were all highly trained to be able to conquer situations like that. Colonel Victor Kelly would make damn sure his people made it through this.

elderlydonut  asked:

Listen, i dont know if you've said this before or if this'll offend you, im really not trying to! I've looked up to you for a while, but why do you disable comments on your youtube videos??? I dont mind if you dont answer. I've also seen a few other artists do it and was just generally confused

i honestly just did it bc i could lmaO

i’ll bring em back soon

Sundance Kid - Part 2 - McCree x Reader

A/N: So here it is. The second and final part of Sundance Kid. There was an overwhelmingly positive response to the first part that I wasn’t expecting so I was inspired to write this. I want to thank everyone who liked, reblogged, and commented on it. It keeps me going!

BTW, McCree calls you Etta because that was Sundance’s lover in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid …and in real life :)

Part 1

Words: 1,937
Warnings: None

When McCree mentioned working on your poker face, you were sure he was joking, but here he was standing in your doorway with his hat in his hands.

“McCree? What are you doing here?” You found yourself smoothing down your hair and clothes. You had been relaxing in sweats and a t-shirt, reading a book.

“To work on that,” he points to your face, “Remember?”

“What’s wrong with my face?” you ask, offended.

“I ain’t mean it like that,” he starts.


“’Cause you sure as hell ain’t ugly…” You blush and look away, “…but we gotta work on that poker face.” He walks into your room without being invited and you gasp, but you don’t stop him. You rush past him and star tidying up a little.

“I’m sorry for the mess. I wasn’t expecting company.”

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something about me

tagged by: @kirschkernchen@shiyosin​, @thecrazylifeofnova​ and @shirodraws​ >________>

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you want to get to know better!

Nickname: Ace, Cat, Lazy, Kitty 

Star sign: Pisces

Height: 171 cm

Time right now: 0.00 am

Last thing you googled: Too many cooks xD

Favorite music artist: waaah too many XD but mmm.. Sleeping at last maybe

Song stuck in my head: TOO MANY COOKS

Last movie i watched:“perfetti sconosciuti” italian film. I usually don’t like them but wow that was good xD

Last TV show i watched: American Horror Story

What I’m wearing right now: pigiamas >__>

When i created this blog: 1 October 2016

The kind of stuff i post: My art and fan arts >\\<

Do i do asks regularly: I really try to answer to everybody but not anons because I don’t want to spam people >< but when I have bad days I always go there and reread all of them to smile xD 

Why did i choose my URL: Because I’m super lazy…and I love cats >> I’m NOT lazy on things that I like tho –> drawing xD

Gender: girl 

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Pokemon team: nope xD

Favorite color: Red and black

Lucky number: 8

Favorite characters: undertale characters in general <3

Dream job: comic artist/ mangaka ;\\;

Number of blankets i sleep with: 1

Followers: 5406

aaaah I have to tag now ;\\; mmmhm.. 

@skyriazeth @kyoma1719 @fire-the-wolf @ohmondieuunautreblog @pinkadessu @wildunderbeastly @redtomatofan @em-n-underhell @yamideath @sinisor @sanspar @hellothereiamlya and whoever wants to do it ><

Accent Challenge?

Tumblr Accent Challenge Thing

So I’ve been seeing other blogs do this, and I just hit 3.5k, so I thought I might try this as a thank you  because I haven’t done a thing in a while <3

Send me an ask that has a reason why you follow me and the word ‘accent’  and once I hit 10, I’ll post a recording of me answering the challenge questions below

challenge questions:

  • What’s your name & username?
  • Where are you from?
  • What’s the time where you are?
  • Pronounce the following words: Carmel, Malarkey, Doge, Sudoku, Espresso, Celtic, Quinoa, Mobile, Route, Envelope
  • What’s your favourite song/band?
  • What’s your favourite dessert?
  • Coffee or Tea?
  • Would you rather be given diamonds or flowers?
  • What’s your favourite TV show? Which show were you into, but then got out of?
  • What brand is your phone?
  • Do you speak a second language?
  • How do you define a group of people when you’re talking to them? Do you say ‘guys,’ or ‘dudes’ or?
  • What Harry Potter house do you most identify with? If sorted by Pottermore, did you agree with the one you got?
  • What is your favorite quote?
  • What imperfections do you find beauty in?
  • To end this accent challenge: list three things you love about Newt Scamander

Feel free to reblog this for yourself!!!~ 

Questions come from random ask memes so credit to their owners.

Send in the asks here!

If She Favors You (An Emison Fanfiction)

find part 2 here

It’s been a while since I’ve written anything, but this was fun! I hope it can help tide everyone over until Tuesday. You can also find it here. Comments are welcome!

Thunder rolled angrily outside, and wind shook the windows of Alison’s house. Emily was picking up the nursery, shreds of stuffed animal and broken wood, when she heard Alison huffing in frustration from the other room.

“Everything okay?” She knocked lightly and peered in.

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‘And She Was’ (Simon x OC x Negan, part 6)

Title: “And She Was”

Characters: Simon (The Walking Dead), Negan (The Walking Dead)

Tags/Warnings: Explicit language, explicit sexual content, canon-typical violence, implied/referenced past rape, anxiety attack, PTSD flashback, angst

Art Credit: Art is mine, y’all!

NOTES: Savannah discovers that Simon’s been hiding something from her. (I’m really proud of this one, and it was super cathartic even though this chapter is heavy.)

Taglist: @simons-thirst-squad @backseat-negan @collette04 @sppplendiferousfinch @kuenie @neganisking @isayweallgetdrunk (if you’d like to be added, just let me know!)

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Part Four!

Part five!

As I watch them, enraptured and repulsed, I hear his footfalls before I see him. A hearty chuckle echoes throughout the room, and I feel my skin prickle as he enters from a door beside the furnace.  Behind him trails Doctor Carson, and the blonde man I glimpsed earlier. Except, in the warm glow of the fire, I can now see past his straw-yellow hair. Dragging down the corner of his eye and twisting his flesh into a pinkish snarl is scar tissue.

“What’s wrong with his face?” I hiss, leaning up on my toes to get a better view and also reach Simon’s ear. He tilts his head towards me to hear.

“Uh…” His expression is taught and unsure, eyes darting between Negan and the Doctor and – what was his name – Dwight? “It was punishment.” He says resignedly, jaw twitching, as if he didn’t want to say so. I keep my gaze trained on Simon, and grip his wrist. Hard.

“What kind of place is this? Tell me. Now.”

His gaze burns into mine and he inhales through his nose.


“No, you tell me-”

“Savannah, please be quiet.” He hisses, desperation mounting. I bite my tongue and return to watching the figures by the furnace.

Negan stops and stands before the crowd, which slowly sinks onto its knees. My breathing is hard and ragged, fists clenched at my side, hands still curled around Simon’s wrist. As the people around us stoop onto their knees, I see Negan’s black eyes flicker to where I grip his right hand man. “Welcome.” He booms, cold gaze gripping me like a vice. I stand a little closer to Simon. “Rise.” He lifts a gloved hand and the workers scuffle back onto their feet. I continue to glower his way. “Now, I was hoping that I’d be able to deliver some good fucking news today – but, sadly, that isn’t the case… No.” Rakes his leather-gloved fingers through his silver beard and sighs deeply. I can’t tell if he’s watching me or Simon through the reflection of the yawning fire captured in his eyes. “As you all are aware, I’ve lost something very dear to me. A super hot girl – and why? Because she ran away.” He dips his hand into the pocket of his pants and withdraws a folded-up note and holds it several inches from Doctor Carson’s face. “How did she do that, you might be wondering? You see, I was thinking the exact same thing only the other night when Dwight came to visit me.” Negan is almost toe to toe with the Doctor, who trembles like a lamb before him. “Usually I wouldn’t open my door to Dwighty-boy after hours – not when I could be screwing one of my wives, hell, maybe even two of ‘em – but he gave me a compelling piece of evidence. You see, someone opened the door and let my fucking puppy out.”

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anonymous asked:

Hc for Dallas babysitting a toddler because idk I just started thinking about it and I'm laughing

oh my god this i love this (let’s say the kid is like two-ish)

  • first of all NO ONE would ever leave their child with dallas winston unless they had absolutely no other choice at all whatsoever like at all like never leave a child with dalllas,,, why would u do that,,, poor child,,,
  • so darry is the one actually supposed to be watching the child but he gets called into work and dallas is the only one around
  • he gives dallas a TWENTY minute lecture on what to do and what no to do
  • when he leaves he hands the toddler to dallas and dallas (who obviously wasn’t paying attention to a word darry said) goes “WAIT waht the FUCK do i do with wait you,,,, don’t leave,,,, are u sure it can’t go to work with you”
  • he holds the kid at arms length away from him and the kid is just looking at him and he’s like god what the hell did i get myself into
  • he sets the kid on the floor and gives em a newspaper to play w/ 
  • “WHAT what WHY are you crying look i’M NOT having a good time either WHY”
  • the kid starts throwing the newspaper around and overall STRESSING dallas out
  • “LOOK u little shit if you throw one more thing i’m going to throw you outside”
  • “I’m TELLING DARRY” the kid would say and dallas would smile and say “haaa telling darry that i’m the best babysitter ever, yes you are”
  • he turns the tv on whatever cartoon is on and tells the kid to watch tv and not make a mess
  • “do u wanna smoke” and the kid reaches for it and he’s like “haaa too bad u just got PUNKED”
  • eventually he can’t handle the child anymore bc they’re getting hungry and he doesn’t know what to do
  • so he hands the kid a jar of peanut butter and a spoon and goes to the school to pick ponyboy up
  • they call him out of class for a doctors appointment and before he can get to the office to tell them that no, he in fact did NOT have a doctor’s appointment, dallas grabs him and drags him to the car
  • “this little shit is your problem now” he would say handing the kid to ponyboy
  • “darry’s going to kill you if he knows you got me out of school early” “which is exactly why he’s not going to know RIGHT”
  • they go back to the house and ponyboy takes the kid and starts playing race cars w/ them running around the house and dallas is like “great now there are TWO little kids i have to watch i need a drink”

GET TO KNOW ME MEME » favourite male characters [3/10]:

➥ peter parker

“Hope you were watching, Uncle Ben. ‘Cause I did that for you. Kept everyone safe. Kept them from being scared. And I made it fun. It doesn’t matter that most of ‘em wouldn’t have lifted a finger for Peter Parker. That’s not why you do it. You do it 'cause it’s the right thing to do. Because it’s what you would’ve done. You were more than a father to me, Ben Parker. More than a role model… You were my hero. Now it’s my turn. Because from now on, I’m going to be yours! You’ll see. I’m going to give it my all! We’ll have fun! I’ll never quit– –and it’s going to be Amazing!” Amazing Spider-Man vol 3 1.5

hotchocolatepulse  asked:

Okay, so I must admit I've suicidal for some time, and your blog changed me. Now I'm a really happy person, and I owe my life to you. Thank you ❤

first, i want to say thank you – messages like this are the reason why ems and i have this blog and im so glad we could help you. i keep rereading this message and it actually brings me to tears, im not sure if thats wierd or not but thank you. second, i want to be sure you know that you do not owe us anything - you saved yourself, you did that. you are increadable. its not an easy thing to do, but you managed to get yourself from that dark place, not us, and thats an amazing accomplishment. im so glad ems and i could help you on this journey, but you should be so proud of yourself and i hope from the bottom of my heart that things continue to look up. good luck!

things i liked about the defenders

  • excellent title sequence
  • all that matt murdock goodness
  • foggy trying to make amends with matt
  • matt and jessica’s friendship
  • specifically that scene she referred to matt as “my friend” like 6 times 
  • honestly im just a really big fan of the matt/jessica dynamic
  • luke 
  • just any scene with luke in
  • that scene when luke and danny first meet and danny’s tryina beat luke up and luke’s like u srs rn
  • luke and claire’s cuteness
  • claire kicking ass
  • that scene elektra straight up killed alexandra that was p dope
  • stick dying finally

things i did not like about the defenders

  • anything to do with elektra and matt
  • i love ‘em both but fuck em being together
  • i would have preferred her committing to the evil stint rather than that fucking kiss at the end im sorry but nope 
  • honestly i prefer the idea that the elektra he really knew died on that rooftop 
  • honestly most of the stuff with danny why is he basically a child all the time 
Star Universe Over Gravity Time Hunger Games, Season 2

Hey guys!! So i’ve been meaning to do a part two to this series and i finally did it!!!

Season 1: http://jess-the-vampire.tumblr.com/post/145113097523/star-universe-over-gravity-time-hunger-games-sim

Here we go….

Same tributes as last season, i updated their images however.

LETS BEGIN! (( This’ll be a long post))

Ahhhhh, the alliances have started.

Everybody is getting ready for quite a fight.




(( Tiny hands…her weakness))

The interactions in this game make me giggle, they shouldn’t amuse me as much as they do but they do.

Finn be like:

Originally posted by itkai

Wow bonnie, smart move there XD

Mabel scaring toffee is honestly a funny image……

Welp, so much for greg the savage XD

Darn it jake, you almost saved Ooo.

Ok, i can buy the singing with the litch i guess, but THE 4TH ONE THO.


Clearly toffee and Mabel have a rivalry this season XD

Yeah, i would too ford….




(( Savage Dipper))

Mmmmm, we got some alliances forming…..some rivalries…. and toffee and star are on very opposite ends with power…


Well Steven, he’s not exactly like the gems you’ve convinced before.



Savage Jake, savage….

Ahhhh, if only it were that easy to get rid of him on the show XD

WTH !!? XD

Well, there goes stan.


Finn formed an alliance to get revenge for the “Fire” Thing.

Beast..keeps wirt around…..interesting….

Literally the most accurate thing in this game is jake sleeping.

Awww……i miss em already

Beast = Snuggling material ((Apparently))

Poor Pearl.

At least Connie has faith in herself.

Two very interesting interactions XD

Wow Ford, you stole your Niece’s stuff….

Toffee……well at least you got further than last time… ((I think))

I tell you what’s gonna happen, your all gonna die.

Ludo had the most kills last game, he’s ready to win this time XD

Wow marceline…..you’re doing pretty well this season…

poor pearl.


Doesn’t surprise me

Geez ludo what did you do…?


Amethyst and Marcy got quite an alliance forming…

Guess keeping wirt alive came in handy 


alliance turned on each other.

(( Litch and marceline’s singing moments must have builded a bond?))

Once again ludo dies, but this time he didn’t take marceline down with him.



this is quite an interesting group……

Ok, the Feast has started:

BETRAYAL, Star be gunning for her partner Beast XD

Well, i guess ford had every reason to be scared of Wirt Then.

Well, marceline…..

Smart move Connie.

This is such an interesting final group. XD


Amythest is quite the hunter this season ain’t she….. ((She’s making up for her performance last season))

Amythest tried to betray Marcy and instead got Connie



Wow geez……and you were doing so WELL!!!

Who are you hunting for? Only marcy is lef- oh never mind…

Welp, it comes down to this….

Wirt, against last season’s winner, Mabel….will Wirt be able to rid the queen of her crow-?


2 Season winner everybody!!!!

Mabel is clearly unbeatable.


That was fun, next season i might use the same shows, but with different characters from them. :)

be more chill the musical rp meme part 1

Feel free to change the lyrics / pronouns to fit your muse ! Trigger warnings: suicidal thoughts tw.

  • “I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody’d even notice at all.”
  • “I’m a creeper in a bathroom ‘cause my buddy kinda left me alone.”
  • “Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair.”
  • “I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall.”
  • “No, you can’t come in!”
  • “I’m waiting it out till it’s time to leave.”
  • “I’m just [Name], who you don’t know.”
  • “I’m hiding, but he’s out there, just ignoring all of our history.”
  • “I have regret the beers.”
  • “I’ll wait as long as I need ‘till my face is dry. Or I’ll just blame it on the weed. Or something in my eye.”
  • “I’ll get replaced by a newer, cooler version of me.”
  • “They’re gonna start to shout soon.”
  • “It sucks that he left me here alone.”
  • “My big mistake was showing up.”
  • “Is there a sadder sight?”
  • “I wish I’d stay at home at bed, watching cable porn.”
  • “I wish I’d off myself instead, wish I was never born!”
  • “God, I’m such a loser!”
  • [Sarcasm] “Awesome party, I’m so glad I came.”
  • “I’m waiting for my porno to load.”
  • “Freaking out is my ‘okay’.”
  • “When I get nervous, my whole face goes red.”
  • “If I walk, when I arrive, I’m gonna straight up reek.”
  • “If I’m not feeling super weird or strange, my life would be an utter disarray.”
  • “God, I wish I had the skill. To just be fine, or cool, or chill.”
  • “I’ll never be a Rob DeNiro, For me, Joe Pesci is fine.”
  • “I don’t wanna be special. I just wanna survive!”
  • “Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still.“
  • “So, Rowlan said Madeline told Jake: I’ll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool and then she lost at pool deliberately!”
  • “It’s a sign up for the after school play… it’s a sign up sheet for getting called "gay”.”
  • “No time to wallow, no instead, just clear your brain and move ahead.”
  • “You’re one of those guys who’ll be a virgin ‘till he dies!”
  • “You’re listening to Bob Marley again, aren’t you?”
  • “How was class? You look like ass, what’s wrong?”
  • “Hey, I saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!“
  • “Look who’s signing up for the play!”
  • “I’m never gonna be the cool guy, I’m more the one who’s left out.”
  • “I get depressed, but not depressed as in like kill yourself depressed. No, I’m not into self-harm. Dude, I swear, here check my arm!”
  • “I am passionate a lot.”
  • “I have mad, gigantic feelings, red and frantic feelings, about most everything. Like gun control, like spring. Like if I’m living up to all I’m meant to be.”
  • “Life is easy in rehearsal, You follow a script so you know what comes next.”
  • “The only time I get to be the centre of attention is when I’m Juliet or Blanche DuBois and can I mention that was really one of my best roles. Did you see that?”
  • “Most humans do one thing for all of their lives, the thought of that gives me hives!”
  • “And why am I telling this to you? Guess there’s a part of me that wants to.”
  • “My little penis was depressed.”
  • “That’s the point. This is some top-secret-can’t-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit.”
  • “So… It’s like drugs?”
  • “Picture this: nobody cares if you are late 'cause even teachers think you’re great.”
  • “Find the bad guy, push 'em aside. Then move on forward with your friend at your side.”
  • “If you leave your brother behind, it’s lame.”
  • “Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette. It’s just that no one else but me thinks that yet.”
  • “Nobody here appreciates, but soon we’ll be together where they do.”
  • “Guys like us are cool in college.”
  • “You’re just a nothing in this high school scheme, but it’s no big cause you and I are a team.”
  • “But we’re not in college.”
  • “High school is whack, but we have each others’ back.”
  • “You know that you are my favourite person, that doesn’t mean that I can’t still dream.”
  • “Is it really true that I’m your favourite person?”
  • “Take your hands out of your pockets, arch your back, puff out your chest.”
  • “All your nerdiness is ugly.”
  • “Your charm is non-existent.”
  • “Everything about you is so terrible. Everything about you makes me wanna die.”
  • “So don’t freak out and don’t resist.”
  • “What?! What’s wrong with my shirt—”
  • “How are you with math homework?”
  • “Don’t smile. Stare intensely. Speak like you don’t care about your own death.”
  • “I saw it in the window and I couldn’t dismiss, I was dating a girl and
    she had a shirt just like this.”
  • “Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!”
  • “Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.”