why cody

  • Anakin: You’re like our dad. Space Dad.
  • Obi-Wan: I’m not your dad.
  • Anakin, Ahsoka, Rex and Cody [chanting]: Space Dad! Space Dad! Space Dad!
  • Obi-Wan: Cody, why are you chanting?
  • Cody: It is a catchy chant.
  • Ahsoka: Space D-
  • Obi-Wan: One more chant, and no slushies after training!
covert affair || theo raeken

description: in which you and theo take out your frustrations on one another

requested by: anonymous (aka my precious child lyss)

warnings: swearing, angry sex, dom!reader

notes: man i have just really been in the mood to write some hate sex because theo has been makin me mad. sadly, my smut game has been weak so this is probably disgraceful but what can ya do

Theo was an asshole.

A conniving, power hungry asshole. And although you knew exactly what he was, that certainly didn’t do anything to quell your intense attraction to him. And it was clear to anyone that he too experienced an attraction to you as well.

You knew that you should probably hate him. After all, he’d kidnapped your father and was keeping him holed up in a sad excuse for a medical lab. But really, you didn’t hate him in the least. You couldn’t.

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Duality songs in one sentence
  • The Haunting: Have fun getting over me.
  • N.M.E.: Does your new significant other know you're an asshole, because if not, I'll totally let them know.
  • FSIOY: PARTY TIME GUYS I DON'T CARE THAT WE'RE ALL GETTING OLD.
  • Why Worry: Stop stressing, it's not good for you.
  • Ancient History: I should REALLY break up with you, but you're hot so I'll wait a bit.
  • Bleak December: I should've found out you were an asshole before we got this far into our relationship.
  • Duality: I'm not a good person, but hey, at least I admit it.
  • WISC: HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE?
  • Tomorrow: You'll make it through this, and you're chance will come, trust me.
  • Bad Guy: Why are you calling me an asshole when all I did was try to keep this relationship alive?
  • Miss Mysterious: I didn't know you were an asshole because you're so good at hiding and now I regret it.