I can’t stop thinking about this for some reason okay so we all know about hockey players and their playoff beards, yes? (lets pretend i know things about sports) what if they had the same tradition in exy? I’m just imagining all these exy boys with their beards please bear with me
before and during the pre championship games, the fox boys just stop shaving
listen to me
kevin with a beard, o shit
kevin has one of those beards that grows in real nice, i’m talking like chris evans’ beard except darker
he looks fucking beautiful, with his dark hair and his green eyes, he was already a heartthrob before, but exy fans (female and male alike) are losing their pants over this shit
neil was aware of this tradition but this is his first time participating
he does not want to join in, but matt hid all the razors in fox tower
neil cannot grow a beard. it’s patchy, it’s scraggly & itchy and he is NOT HAPPY
until andrew starts scratching his fingers through it when he kisses neil (which is even more frequent than before, andrew thinks neil’s ginger ‘beard’ is hot, he wont say so, but thank u playoff beard)
matt’s beard grows in real thick
dan has forced him into a flannel at least once for that LumberJACKED Aesthetic™️
nobody can be in the same room as them for very long, nicky jokes that dan is in heat
nicky always wants to look smooth and beautiful but he didn’t want to be left out
he convinced erik to join in all the way from germany
he skypes erik like 20 times a day complaining that it itches the first week
andrew and his blonde beard, please imagine this i’m fuckidngs;skfah
neil wants to die
andrew looks good with a beard
& 12000% more deadly tbh, people literally avoid crossing paths with him in pubic because of his permanent Murder Face™️ mixed with a beard
cue neil slipping off with andrew to do dirty things like 25/7
when will wymack catch a break
they rarely hear from aaron anymore, he’s always with katelyn (having straight person sex, as nicky calls it)
even wymack joins in, he looks so burly & intimidating. nicky tries to find out if abby likes it but instead earns himself 5 miles around the court
BONUS jean grows out his beard & is speaking french, jeremy is pretty sure he’s gonna have a heart attack, he wont survive championships with this shit
We hit 13 one week and the mean girls action immediately escalates. Sigh.
She doesn’t want to hang out with you, she doesn’t want ANYTHING from you except to be allowed to play in the sports team she has played in for longer than any of you without people being arseholes to her and her friend because you think they aren’t as cool as you.
If you could be civil, that would be a bonus, but not a dealbreaker. Ignore them if you have to. She doesn’t NEED you or your approval. She knows who she is. Her friends know too and they love her for it.
You are not important in her world EXCEPT for the fact you are intruding in it with your pack mentality bullshit.