I’m back from hell a week of exams, so I finally finished those ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و There are some more in my inbox but they’re pretty much [character] + one expression over and over, so this will probably be the last batch for now (though I want to finish the rest of them when I’m bored or have some free time) oh and one more thing
THE REQUESTS HAVE BEEN CLOSED FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW
I thought that fact was pretty clear after I made that one post, but I’m STILL getting requests, so I’m just reminding you I haven’t been accepting them for some time now
This is all completely random and I thought of it while I laid in my bed and stared at the ceiling. So yeah…enjoy..I guess!
-Will never be allowed to cook again
-Once lit up a fire cracker in his mouth
-Can’t walk on the street without getting weird looks
-Throws up ashes (I bet)
-Cries when he watches ‘Marley and Me’
-Cant get near magnets
-Watches 'Keeping up with the Kardisians’ (if that’s how u spell it)
-Always competing with Laxus but always loses
-Probably in a bike gang
-A cat and dog magnet
-Sneezes strong ass winds (Gales I think?)
-Only comes out to Cobra , Chelia and Laxus (maybe even Romeo)
-gives free hugs
-Secretly dislikes Peeps
-Scared of the Easter Bunny
-Was in a gang as a child
-Invented “ITS JUST A PHASE , DAAD!”
-A horrible example
-listens to dubstep, remixes and more party type music
-Can roast you like a chicken
-Can pole dance
-Came from the hood
-Up with the trends
-Probably has a few bodies buried in his backyard
-Cares about his hair more than he does people
-Used to be a fuck boi and half of him still is
-That guy that would use terrible pick-up lines
-Probably lap danced someone before (Rogue)
-Forever stuck in that one emo phase
-Cares about animals more than he does people
-Also Gay af
-Drinks to forget but always remembers
Alright so before I forget lemme lay on some sick dragon slayer headcanons on you dudes because you can’t tell me that people with that much power wouldn’t be an absolutely hazard to be around when they can’t control it. So I’m just gonna list ‘em from least to most dangerous.
Rogue when he’s sick isn’t that bad compared to everyone else, sure he’s coughing up dark wispy blobs and disappearing into shadows every time he sneezes but the worst that happens is him phasing through his bed and floor and scaring the shit out of people on the floor below. But it isn’t that bad.
Sting’s next and he’s annoying to be around. He’s whiny as hell and since he can’t control his light he’s either shooting lasers everywhere or burning out people’s retinas, but that’s as far as it goes.
Gajeel or Mr.“I’m not sick” is like a 5 out of ten on the danger list. He keeps sneezing up iron shards and while most of the times nothing happens, Pantherlilly will always be wary. He’s still picking pieces of metal out of his skin and the walls.
Laxus is next up and the danger meter spikes with him. People pray for him to never get sick and the thunder legion try their best to keep him healthy. He literally can’t be touched, unless of course there’s a rubber suit around that can prevent 100 volts of electricity from coursing through someone’s body. Plus he keeps shorting the wires in his apartment and causing bulbs to blow up. Expensive and dangerous when he’s sick, a terrifying combo.
Wendy’s tricky when she’s sick because obviously sick people should be inside to stay safe from the elements so they don’t get worse but when she sneezes half the building is gone. What’s a person to do? They never know when a sneeze is coming and it’s worse when she tries to hold it in because the sneeze comes out all the more powerful. 2 buildings are gone but the neighbours are somewhat understanding.
Honestly for most dangerous sick dragon slayer I can’t decide. On one hand there’s Natsu- with magma vomit that burns through the floor, sneezes that are basically flamethrowers and probably has his caretaker on edge the entire time because one minute he’s literally overheating and turning his bed to cinders or his temperature drops so low that it literally feels like frostbite. But on the other hand there’s Cobra - who’s practically sweating corrosive acid, melting anything he touches, sneezing out some sort of gas of questionable toxicity (Angel passed out, Midnight was almost a goner) and his meds almost never work because his saliva basically destroys it before it even has a chance to work, so he ends up being sick longer. It’s a tie to be honest.
Stingue Week: Day Six ∟ Past → well, we don’t know much about their past, but I like to think that they traveled a lot before joining Sabertooth. You know, just trying to find their own place in the world~ [I hope I somehow managed to make them look slightly younger]
I have conflicted feelings about this chapter because on one hand it feeds my ship for having them have normal and sensible moments together - one could even say just as friends, and I wouldn’t object…
… and on the other…. just …
CAUSE THIS IS FAIRY TAIL AND WE SHOULD REALLY KNOW BETTER