why cant these shows on again

Let’s be really real this morning before 7 am: if The Get Down was about the (white) history of Rock n Roll in the 70’s and starred white teens, a lot more people would’ve been like “OH THIS IS SO COOL, MUSIC HISTORY” and Netflix would’ve marketed it differently. Tumblr would’ve lost its mind if Dizzee Kipling was a white kid who thinks he’s an alien who is in love with white Thor. Mylene and the Soul Madonnas being an all-girl rock band would’ve been a huge draw. Merch would’ve been everywhere. Coming of age for a moody poet and his reckless and troubled friend trying to make it big with the music they love? They would’ve eaten it up.

This tea isn’t even piping.

7

It took waaay to long for me to finally do this request I am sorry…

Welp, here you go. The strangest circus in your life.
1. The mighty magician Ghetsis, his pretty assistant Colress and their victim sideshow N (who actually does all job alone, escaping the trap box within 20 seconds behind the curtains, while Ghetsis is doing his “magical” moves)
2. Cyrus is a mix of a acrobat, a balancer and a juggler. His shows always take place at high altitude and always are space-themed. They look pretty stunning tho.
3. Maxie is a walking volcano in tights, a fire breather. He is always super serious during his shows and thinks he looks pretty cool breathing fire. Hovewer after shows Archie barely kisses him.
4. Pretty obvious, I think. Archie works with sea creatures as a trainer and he loves them all really much. He named on of his seal as “Maxie” and that drives insane the real one Maxie.
5. Again, pretty obvious. Lysandre is a rich and cool lion trainer. He is also sponsoring the circus (I don’t know why is he doing that seriously). He also loves to talk with a cute french vet who works with his lions. 
6. Just no comments.

anonymous asked:

honestly, I'm a pretty big believer in that dan has a gf. I can't name all the proof, but it's out there. example-wise: in the australian blog when dnp visited the animal zoo, there was an unidentified woman with them (not talking about cornelia). idk, I just really think dan must have a gf

anon i’m going to answer this with several direct quotes from my friends over at @dailyhowell

  • wow it’s almost like it’s a public zoo
  • amazing? other people there? obviously phan is phake
  • they’re probably just crew who came along for the day not every random girl is automatically dan’s gf (this was me)
  • although maybe every random girl you talk to could be your gf and i’ve been living life wrong (also me)
  • then again does that only go for m/f relationships bc it sure seems that way (me again i have a lot of opinions)
  • (because dan and phil literally go everywhere together and they’re apparently not dating but some random girl spotted once in a public place is suddenly dating dan okay then)
  • why would that be dans gf and not phils
  • oh my god,,,, there’s??? bypassers??? where dan and phil are??? No. That Cant Be. it is only Intentional when people are near dan and phil. it is all a Show. ONE OF THEM MUST BE DANS GF
  • that girl looked over,,, she must be dating dan,, not at all interested in the cAmErA pointed NEAR HER
  • also i don’t think dan’s husband as well as his houseplant children would appreciate him having a gf (oh look it’s me again)
  • also isnt it hilarious that the people who will say that are the same people that will tell people who believe in phan that theyre reaching,,, isnt it coincidental,,,,

moral of the story anon, not every random girl you see in a video in a PUBLIC PLACE is necessarily one of their gfs and if that is in fact how gfs work then i should have been told this a long time ago because then my gay ass would have had a gf long before now

seat neighbor taehyung.

Originally posted by jitamin

  • doesn’t understand the concept of personal space && the fact that he’s so tall and basically a tree with its branches hanging all over the place doesn’t help either
  • so when he falls asleep
  • which is like 80% of the time
  • you have to deal with a sleeping taehyung on your shoulder or sprawled over the whole desk
  • and like 
  • at first you brushed him off resulting in him yelping as his head fell onto the desk and he looked so offended and insulted it was kind of cute
  • but now
  • you don’t mind bc he is handsome and somehow its cute b UT AT THE SAME TIME HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO STUDY WTH ???
  • but you kind of cope with it since you got used to it somehow ??? 
  • the other 20% in class is spent with him asking you for basically anything bc he has never something on himself
  • “can i pleasseee get a pen ??”
  • “um…would you mind giving me a piece of paper?" 
  • and so on
  • so you just
  • give in && obey to his every will because how can you say no to this cute face ???
  • but when the person behind you even dares to ask, you will just say no and they’re mostly like ?? why ??? while tae is like :^) and ur just like ???
  • basically, it’s weird sitting next to tae since you’re always short on stuff && confused about your life choices but it’s also kind of comfy 
  • like he is never annoying or late to class && most of the time he shows up ( even if he just sleeps for the whole hour )
  • you don’t even question his weird behaviour since u got used to it
  • its also nice bc you always have some music next to you 
  • the reason is tae will always listen to music when he’s sleeping and it’s not even loud
  • but
  • since he’s so close while napping, you’ll always get to listen what he listens to 
  • tbh it’s such a weird mix 
  • it fits him
  • like sometimes it will be slow ballads
  • then full on hip-hop
  • there is no in between and it’s just like him
  • like he is either doing something really passionately or sleeping
  • that’s how you know him at least
  • however one day while he is soundly sleeping next to you, his head casually on your shoulder while you’re concentrating on thESE GODDAMN EQUATIONS LIKE WHAT IS MATH ???
  • so you were sitting there trying to understand the lesson while absentmindedly tapping your shoe to the rhythm of the song that taehyung’s been listening to 
  • and then you notice
  • that this type of music is so different from the rest ?? like it’s kind of jazzy but so soothing
  • and it’s just instrumental 
  • but you like it even though you’ve never heard it before 
  • so after class you awkwardly walk up to him bc u never rlly talked before after class but it’s cool right ?? 
  • so you just 
  • hi
  • and it’s so awkward at first like taehyung doesn’t even notice you talking to him bc he’s too tall he cant hear u
  • no but srsly 
  • you grow kind of impatient and just lightly tap him 
  • and taetae has a thing for being dramatic so he whips around looking shook af and you just ?? what is this living meme ??
  • you straight up ask him what is this jazz song that he’s been listening to bc you found it so unfitting for his usual choice of music
  • and with straight up asking i mean stumbling over your own words like a mess bc college made you a mess now you live the mess life
  • and tae is too pure he doesn’t even question you knowing his taste in music even though the both of you are barely on first name basis
  • and he just kind of radiates all of a sudden ??
  • and you’re like holy shit what did i do
  • then you’re suddenly dragged out of the room and you want to scream bc what is hAPPENING ???
  • but you stay quiet since you’re interested and he clearly wants to show you somerthing ?? you guess ??
  • so after 5 minutes of strolling over the campus with kim taehyung as your guide
  • you find yourself back in a place you’ve probably been like 3 times ??
  • the official music room of the college
  • and you’re kind of stunned while only looking at everything, not noticing that tae is holding a literal saxophone in his hands
  • as soon as you notice you kind of question him even further ??
  • but knowing taehyung he’s probably just playing around like he does with his other friends 
  • n O YOU DON’T STALK HIM SHUSH
  • back to the scene where the both of you are in the music room
  • so he just grins his rectangular grin while looking so proud and suddenly he starts playing
  • and you swear
  • your breathing stops for a second
  • reason one is you never heard such passionate and jazzy sounds being played live before you and only for you
  • and reason two is you never expected taehyung to be the person to show you something like that
  • don’t understand this wrong tho like you knew he is more than he seems to be because he’s sleeping 80% of the time and still doesn’t fail ?? lIKE HOW BOI U A WIZARD ??
  • no but you never expected this
  • so you just sit down on the ground while looking at this goof who was literally napping on your shoulder minutes ago
  • and now he is here
  • playing like a professional and giving you a private concert 
  • and when he stops you’re somehow sad bc it was so beautiful and you kind of didn’t want it to end
  • you’re still staring at him completely surprised and shocked with your mouth agape while he’s grinning and out of breath
  • but he looks
  • so content
  • you can’t help but stare
  • and it’s not only the art he produced seconds ago you are so stunned by no it’s taehyung himself bc he literally is art
  • WOAH YOU’RE GETTING CHEESY SNAP OUT OF IT
  • and you’re the one who gets out of the daze first by taehyung jumping into your face with his cheery expression while screaming
  • “AND??”
  • and you’re like
  • omg om omgomg g
  • why is he like that 
  • SO YOU JUST TRY TO MATCH HIS CHEERY ATTITUDE AND THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR LIKE
  • “YOU’RE PHENOMENAL!!”
  • since you’re not only talking about the music b uuuttt,,
  • anyways he just chuckles and yanks you up to stand again and suddenly he gets shy 
  • “thank you…” 
  • and you’re still like how ?????? why do u do this ???
  • you can’t help it he’s just so pure
  • that’s how you got introduced to saxophonist kim taehyung
  • and you bet your ass he is going to jump into your face after every lesson so you will accompany him to the music room
  • “(Y/N) !! I’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR SO LONG LEMME SHOW YOU !!”
  • “KIM TAEHYUNG WE HAVE A TEST TOMORROW!!”
  • “…..please ?”
  • “ok…”
  • aND YOU JUST CANT SAY NO OK 
  • so you always get dragged to the music room after class ends and actually you don’t really mind because through this you get to know him better + you’re able to listen to this a+ fantastic music
  • you find out why he’s always so sleepy in class and it’s basically bc he always works on new music and mostly with his friends who have no classes in the morning 
  • so he forgets to go to sleep
  • and you just kind of face palm but at the same time ?? it’s cute ?? it’s weird ??? it’s tae
  • also you get to know how much of a sucker for little kids he is when you have to take care of your nephew bc your sister is like sry gtg !!! and ur like im in college how should i take care of a child for a day ???
  • and it’s basically illegal but pshhh ur sister doesn’t care
  • so you come to the music room one day with this 4 year old boy who is so shy around you and you just ?? idk maybe tae will know what to do
  • and as soon as you enter the room with this kid tAE ALMOST COMBUSTS BC WHO IS THIS CUTIE RIGHT HERE ???
  • needless to say tae befriends the child so easily you’re like ?? wth ?? i’m his aunt 
  • ur like :^( and tae is like :^) and the child is like :^))))))))
  • bc he literally starts to love taehyung and they’re playing around while you’re watching and ur kind of mad
  • but at the same time you’re happy 
  • because iT’S SO CUTE 
  • so when it’s time to say goodbye, tae’s heart breaks a little since he has to let go of this cute child even tho it’s only been like 2 hours he cAN’T
  • your sisters sees this and is like
  • “well if your boyfriend is so eager to take care of him, he shall visit his aunt more often!”
  • aND YOU JUST GO RED WHILE TAE GRINS FROM EAR TO EAR AND YOU JUST ASSUME THAT HE’S TOO OBLIVIOUS TO NOTICE THAT SHE BASICALLY CALLED YOU BOTH A COUPLE BC HE’S IN LOVE WITH THE KID
  • so as the both of them leave and you wave them goodbye you’re so nervous && embarrassed while your sister winks at you 
  • you’re like ??? I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ??
  • and after that you don’t even talk about your sister calling taehyung your boyfriend because nobody brings it up so you just ?? shrug it off ?? even tho you’re somewhat sad ??
  • until one day tae doesn’t show up to class 
  • and you assume he’s sick because he never skips classes 
  • so then when a week passes without the two of you seeing each other
  • you get worried and start asking around on campus if somebody knows where he is
  • finALLY !!! someone helps you and it’s jungkook as you will later find out, tae’s roommate along with somebody named jimin b ut that’s later :)
  • so you get guided by jungkook to the boy’s dormitory and you feel so  ouT OF PLACE ?? like everywhere are boys or girls who are in a relationship with a guy who’s living here 
  • but anyways
  • you open the door and there is the tree you’ve been missing
  • sprawled on his bed with sheets and empty cups which were once filled with instant noodles covering his body
  • jungkook and you both sigh simultaneously bc honestly ?? he’s such a mess
  • “he’s been like this for the past week.”
  • u just look up to the other tall male and there are literal question marks in your eyes 
  • jungkook just chuckled at you and shrugs
  • “you know musicians….they struggle. even when their muse is right in front of them.”
  • aND YOU’RE STILL LIKE ????
  • jungkook is like do we have a taehyung 2.0 or why is this girl not understanding what i’m saying 
  • so he just grips your shoulder turns you to tae still being passed out and then back and kind of shakes you 
  • “ HE LIKES YOU OK “
  • AND YOU’RE LIKE AAAAAAA
  • bc what is this rollercoaster of emotions ???
  • taehyung is getting up because the shouting of his roommate interrupted his peaceful slumber so he’s trying to rub the sleep out of his eyes while smacking his lips 
  • and iT’S CUTE 
  • he’s cute
  • and he’s like half asleep as he watches the both of you standing in the door frame 
  • “who likes me ?”
  • AND KOOKIE IS AT THE VERGE OF EXPLOSION BC WHY DOES HE HAVE TO PLAY ARMOR 
  • so he has enough and just pushes you on top of tae and leaves 
  • pfft not his business
  • the scene was pretty hilarious, not for you tho
  • laying on top of each other in a sea of empty cup noodles and music sheets
  • and tae is stunned bc w HAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE WHAT
  • and ur like chill dude
  • b ut the only thing you get out is ‘hey’
  • AND HE’S THE SAME
  • and for the next two minutes, you just sit beside each other in silence and embarrassment bc ?? omg what
  • B UT THEN you decide it’s time to spill the tea because you’RE LIKE U KNOW FUCK IT
  • “soiheardyoulikemeilikeyoutooyourehonestlyreallycuteok”
  • and you speak so fast and are basically a tomato but he understands and just grins 
  • so you’re like wha t 
  • and he’s again :^)
  • tae randomly tackling you to the bed and you getting your breath knocked o UT HELP 
  • and the both of you just stay like this for a while
  • however the peaceful silence is disturbed by tae teasing you 
  • “you likeeeee meee”
  • “i can’t believe it either…”
  • and he’s like :^( all of a sudden
  • so you pANIC AND KISS HIS FOREHEAD BC WHAT TO DO SUNSHINE IS UNHAPPY
  • taehyung starts giggling like a little school girl bc he’s honestly so happy
  • AND THE LITTLE KISS
  • he takes it as an invitation to pepper your face with kisses b c HE’S SO HIGH ON SKINSHIP 
  • and also remeber that he doesn’t understand personal space ? well yeah he really doesn’t 
  • so yOU’RE LIKE STAHP
  • but it’s in a playful manner so just laugh and it’s so lovely and cute
  • and you never had imagined that kim taehyung would ever like you
  • bc honestly he is handsome !!!111 LIKE REALLY
  • even teachers sometimes hit on him
  • and he’s always nice
  • so you’re like h OW COME I DESERVE YOU
  • after play fighting with tae tae you ask where he’s been
  • and he becomes this shy bean again and rUBS HIS NECK AND IS LIKE
  • “i’ve liked you for a while now….and i wanted to confess. but in a special way you know ? i wanted to do it with a song.”
  • a ND YOU’RE ON THE VERGE OF CRYING BC HOW CAN SOMEBODY BE SO PURE ???
  • s O YOU JUST TACKLE HIM AGAIN AND HE CHUCKLES BC HE FINDS YOU SO ENDEARING AS WELL
  • ehem moving on
  • you find out that he finds it lacks something and gives you his headphones to listen to it
  • after a while you actually agree with him and he gets kind of sulky like ‘i knew it :^(’
  • b ut you’re quick to interject likE NO NO NO I MEAN IT’S BEAUTIFUL BUT IT DOESN’T SOUND COMPLETE
  • “hm….but why tho.”
  • “ you say it’s a confession right?”
  • you again turning red with the thought and h e nods
  • s O YOU JUST BLURT OUT
  • “well how ab out you singing i mean a confession is kind of through words and i like your voice it would be so ni ce.”
  • at first he looks at you in diseblief 
  • then he’s thinking
  • then finding the idea ridiculous bc what ?? m Y VOICE ?? nononononon i can’t sing 
  • but maybe jimin could sing the lyrics or even kookie ??
  • and ur like n O IT HAS TO BE YOU !!
  • and he whines bc whyyyyy
  • you’re just like you’re the one confessing right ?
  • “right…”
  • then you will sing !
  • at this moment: you: >:^) tae: >:^(
  • b ut you get what you want since you’re so pretty and cute and tae doesn’t know how to say no to a cute face like yours
  • and THE SONG IS PHENOMENAL JUST LIKE YOU EXPECTED IT TO BE 
  • and each of the boys ( whom you got to know while producing tae’s confession song ) agrees and they’re in awe at taehyung’s beautiful && soothing voice
  • at the end you’re like i knew it !! and tae is like yeah ok babe you’re the best
  • and you want to complain but he kisses you so it’s okay i guess ??
  • so then you ask for the name of the song because everyone agrees that it should be put on soundcloud so everyone can listen to it 
  • “(Y/N)”
  • “yeah ?”
  • “no…(Y/N) is the name of the song.”
  • “W A IT NO!!”
  • “why not ? the song is literally about you !! and it is still for you, so its name is (Y/N).”
  • “TAE!”
  • “it’s already uploaded it.”
  • “goddamnit taehyung.”
  • he’s so smiley then :^)
  • after that everyone officially knows you’re a couple because well iT’S QUITE OBVIOUS ISN’T IT ??
  • also the thirst for tae’s voice is real
  • and you’re always so proud of your boyfriend
  • sometimes you don’t even feel worthy of being his girlfriend bc he’s so talented and you’re just ?? well, you’re you nothing more
  • and it’s on one of your date nights ( you both are sitting in the boy’s dorm while watching disney movies) when you start crying
  • “ don’t cry babe,it’s just a movie albeit it’s still sa-”
  • “it’s not the movie, tae.”
  • then you start explaining all the doubt that’s been lingering within your mind these past months of being together and he’s seriously confused as to why you can’t see what he sees 
  • so then he goes on to explain why he fell in love with you
  • “(Y/N). You’re my muse. My everything. Without you, I would have never been able to show my true potential. You were always there to support me and even kept up with my weird antics. You never gave up on me and pushed me to my limits. I love that. But I also love you as a person. I’ve watched you since day one, since you walked into the class for the first time and became my seat neighbor. You’re so smart and nice and always so…perfect. You’re my inspiration. I love you.”
  • aND NOW YOU’RE CRYING EVEN HARDER BC WOW
  • and tae doesn’t know what to do ??? like help me ???
  • but you just kiss him all of a sudden and then he knows that everything’s good
  • “I love you,too, Kim Taehyung. Saxophonist, musician, singer or whatever you’ll be in the future. I’ll alway love and support you. No matter what.”
  • aND HE JUST SQUIRMS AND SQUEAKS AND NEEDS TO HUG YOU SO BAD HE ALMOST CRUSHES YOU
  • but it’s fine
  • because that’s how taehyung is

Originally posted by jeonbase

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A/N: i hope you liked this imagine list thingy ~ might turn it into a series upon requests ^^ but for now, have a nice day ♥ requests here

winx club lore and the fairy heirarchy system could be interesting as fuck but its a kids show so they dont give a shit and dont follow any rules if they even establish any in the first place and only care about merchandise


like in season 2 or something the mc’s cast a spell to be able to breathe underwater. and then they need to breathe underwater again in season 5? 6? and all the sudden theyre like “oh theres no way to be able to breathe underwater unless we achieve this new fairy form” LIKE YOU HAVE MAGIC. YOUVE DONE IT BEFORE U HAVE A OCEAN FAIRY WITH YOU WHY CANT YOU BE CONSISTENT

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JR taking a love out after a tiring day of work for her and giving her advice to never give up on her dream! (eng sub)

Honestly sometimes I am so thankful I have the privilege to be a fan of Kim Jonghyun. The way he treated this girl so delicately and kindly, built up her confidence and her some sold genuine advice is so heart warming. 

Best of luck to Soobin! (the love) she is so cute and you can tell she has a good heart just like JR said, I hope she gets her dream to be a stewardess. I also hope Jonghyun gets his dreams for Nu’est to succeed come true soon as well.

@taeminkki and I were talking before, she said she doesn’t even dream of giving up on her dreams ever again and I feel the same. If JR has been through so much why cant we? Despite being in this seedy corrupt kpop industry, he is still sososo PURE. If he can make it through all that, we as fans are so inspired by him it’s unreal. For me the reason I didn’t give up on University and went for my dream of doing an art degree, is all because of Kim Jonghyun. Even before pd101, he was an inspiration for so many.

I’m glad this video shows caring he is and how good his heart is.

nursey absolutely writes/records his own rap mixtapes he has 300k follwers on soundcloud

at the same time, dex does acoustic covers of like country songs/original songs on youtube and hes just shy of 500k subscribers

they both write songs about each other w/o the other knowing, is basically whats happening and bitty being the youtube queen is the only person in samwell who puts that shit together and he looks at dex and hes like *squints* “u gay” and dex is like ?? and bitty is like “i kno ur secrets” and hes just waiting for it to happen. (in the meantime he shows jack and jack is like “why is nursey singing so fast i cant hear him” and bitty is reminded, again, that he is dating an 85yr old grandma)

A Book About Mental Illnesses: Chapter Titles

1) my drink smells a little weird and now i cant drink it (episode 19)

2) “my pencil is 3 inches from where i left it” and other reasons i know someone went through my stuff

3) im not saying it has to be perfect but if it isnt i might die

4) this song has been playing for 3 hours now and i can no longer tell when it starts or ends

5) if the feet on the keyboard arent flipped up while im typing im going to start crying

6) im failing 3 classes but at least im not hungry at the moment

7) if anyone touches me then one of us may die

8) am i a hypochondriac or am i just imagining that i am

9) I Saw A Cute Bug But I Swear Thats Probably Not Why Im Crying

10) Whats that sound? Whats that sound? Whats that sound? Whats tha

11) whoa neat when did i start crying

12)               ,,,              •`-‘•           ,         ,,

13) im too tired to sleep and have been for the past 8 days

14) yes i may be paranoid but that doesnt mean im wrong

15) ive changed my phone wallpaper 12 times in the last 4 minutes

16) sorry i dont remember todays date, can i make it up to you by giving you a dictionary definition to any word you want

17) i havent felt an emotiom in over 3 months but look at this neat slinky i got

18) ive been staring at this cornflake for ten minutes and i can see gods face in it

19) what are thoughts and how do i have them

20) it was 9 pm two minutes ago, what do you mean it’s 1 am

21) i know you were talking but i dont know why or what you said, could you start over (take 6)

22) i just closed my eyes and slid one dimension to the left

23) does target at three am still count as a liminal space if time doesnt exist around me anyways

24) i can always tell when ive seen or heard an actor before in a different show and today i noticed an actor from johnny test in my favorite movie and cant watch it ever again

25) i know what this word means but im gonna google it 8294 times just to be sure

26) my legs are floating 4 inches above the rest of me, send help

28) i read this thing 45 times before i realized i had spelled “illnesses” like “illmesses” and i can feel my soul leaving my body

29) SHIT I FORGOT 27

30) you talked to me twice? i love you now

31) my friend used slightly different tone than usual, they obviously hate me and are plotting my demise

32) the ADD made me skip the long post and then the paranoia made me go back up and read it just in case it was important

33) theres nothing more important to me than liveblogging everything i do

Bendy the Dancing Demon!
( other )
Bendy the Dancing Demon!

Wanted to try out Bendy from Bendy and The Ink Machine
This is my own little try at him, going from between two voices of his normal self and the inky monstrosity from in the game :0!
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come one come all! the names bendy! bendy the dancin’ demon! and boy, do me and my best buddy boris have a show for you! 

 ,, why did you all leave,, why did this happen,, 

dont be shy now! i might be a demon, but that doesnt mean we cant be friends! just ask boris! 

,, the ink,, its,, everywhere,, 

you have to go?? well alrighty! im sure we’ll see each other again soon! 

,, we’ll meet again,, don’t know where,, don’t know when,, but i know we’ll meet again,, some,,, sunny day,,  

and remember kids! theres not a better time, than dancing time! tune in next time when boris teaches you how t’ sing! sing sing

,,,, boris,, can you hear me,, ? ,, your dead aren’t you,, ,, henry,, ill make you pay for this,, 

my friend watched Haikyuu!! for the first time

what an exciting title

my friend watched some of haikyuu!! for the first time (she doesn’t like anime) and well here’s some iconic quotes that she said during it,,,, yeah

“I thought the subtitles said “kagehina will develop quickly”

“eyes”

“this is such a dramatic hair flip”

“this is such a dramatic show for volleyball”

“waIT I THOUGHT HE ATE THE KEYS”

“why are their faces like this”

“oi boi”

“can you explain the compromise we made so I’d watch this”

“yes they’re perfect for each other, they already have matching internal dialogues” (referring to kagehina)

“awww now they’re speaking at the same time with each other (also referring to kagehina)

me: it’s the second season now, they’re friends now
her: don’t you mean boyfriends

*laughs at just the title screen*

“oh look another girl”

*asahi is on screen* “why is hamilton here?”

*asahi shows up again* *singing* “MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON”

“noW THEY’RE BOTH DRINKING OUT OF THE SAME MUSTARD BOTTLE!”

“who’s the other smol bean?!”

“shirahtoruwoozawooza (trying to pronounce shiratorizawa)

“noooo, no smol bean (hinata) don’t hurt hamilton (asahi)”

“he looks like a fish”

the speed of objects in motion
a stony fanfic
chapter 10/?
status: WIP
word count: 18756
summary:  Sometimes Steve forgets that Tony is human underneath all the metal, under all the red and gold. After Tony dies he spends time in Tony’s workshop, goes through his schematics, his unfinished works. It’s there that he discovers binarily augmented retro framing, and there where he decides he’s going to finish the program so maybe, just maybe, he can see Tony again and tell him all the things he should have.

Steve could tell you that it’s true, that your life comes to you in flashes before it ends. The first time was memories of his mother, of Bucky, always Bucky and his sly smile, and more so than anything the feeling of hope, how he wanted nothing more than to be anything than what he was. There were scatterings of Peggy and the overwhelming image of her crying, what she most look like with tears running to her red lips.

The second time was different. Those images had taken a backseat to something burning. He thought of Natasha, of her strength but more importantly the softer side he had recently scene of her, of her ivory hands clutching a towel to her damp hair as she asked him about trust.

A glimpse of Sam running past the reflection pool.

He thought of Tony, and it wasn’t the arguments that he thought of, but instead of the kitchen table.  He thought mostly that he would miss the smell of coffee. He thought of his smile, not the one that the rest of the world saw, that was too tight, too wide and almost blinding. Instead of the smaller one, the one that didn’t show teeth but showed more in his eyes. His eyes, his eyes, his eyes, and the lines around them. With another blow to his face, he was conflicted in the gut wrenching feeling of loss and how he already missed Tony.

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ok ok look

i still liked the nymeria reunion. i loved that she looks exactly like she was as a little pup, that was a nice touch. it makes sense for the show to represent that the right thing for nymeria is to live in the wild and be free and that arya understands that BUT

for a second there i forgot the show never really gave the direwolves their true meaning like in the books and so i was hopeful that nymeria didn’t go with arya yet because arya wasn’t ready, because even though she is going back to winterfell, to jon, she isn’t quite herself yet and so nymeria waits. i was hoping when arya truly feels like being home and being herself then nymeria would come for her and that would represent arya feeling like a stark again, feeling whole.

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Why does the Internet show me this kind of stuff? It knows that I’m a gentle soul who cANT TAKE IT. *crying. Actual tears.*

@trykster-maraca tHEIR NOSES SMOOSH TOGETHER WHEN THEY KISS IM WHEEZING

  • nj: what's wrong with Jimin?
  • H: apparently kook didnt greet him on twitter..
  • nj: where's kook?
  • h: in his room probably plastered in his computer again
  • j: *sighs as deep as the ocean*
  • H: yah! jiminie! you ok?
  • jm: ofcourse hyung im fine!
  • h: (goes to jk's room) dude why you doing jimin bad today? its his birthday and you havent greeted him---- we all did you know
  • jk: i know, im about to post something, just cant pick the right photo
  • h: (looks at the photos jk has lined up to posts) sees all nsfw photos with rated spg captions..
  • *enters nj*
  • nj: what's happening? (hobi shows pics)
  • nj: I DONT FUCKING CARE IF HE DOESNT TALK OR EVEN LOOK AT YOU ALL DAY BUT YOU ARE POSTING NONE OF THIS EXTREME GAY SHIT ON TWITTER!
  • JK: *protesting* but hyung?!?
  • nj: fine! this one! only this one! *points at the safest photo, just jk nibbling on jm's ear* also change the caption!
  • jk: what's wrong with " gonna make him scream later?"
  • nj and h: man! hold me, im about to kick this kid's ass
  • JM: *FINALLY SMILING* ALL GIDDY WHILE HOLDING HIS PHONE
  • nj and h: (checks phone, both mouths dropped to the floor while reading kookie's twitter post " YOU KNOW ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN LATER BABY, CANT WAIT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE" *tongue emoji*
  • nj and hobi: JEON JUNGKOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!