why can't i live in california

anonymous asked:

in case you aren't having the best day, this is the anon whose coach asks about the pens, today I asked him why he likes the sharks when we live so far away from california and he gets really quiet and shy and he's like "their uniforms are really nice, i like the blue. also sharks are really really cool. i wanted to be a marine biologist, i had a shark phase as a teenager" i can't believe i'm gonna protect this soft ass man from all the harm in the world