why can't i have her body

my what a guy, gaston!

okay so i know i already did one of these for beauty and the beast (for fuck’s sake shana write about some new fairytales why are you like this) but i listened to sam tsui’s cover of a tale as old as time and OH BOY, OH MY HONEY OH MY DARLING

okay, so in the very early stages of the original beauty and the beast, gaston was an aristocrat. that eventually got scrapped, but oh what if it didn’t

so say gaston is the son of someone very high up in the royalty chain, someone who’s parents are important enough that he spends an awful lot of time at the castle? and our prince adam isn’t really down with this whole ~being a prince~ thing, he’s a brat, like so many other kids are brats (but these kids don’t get turned into beasts by random witches, like i’m sorry but i’ll never not think that beast didn’t get the short end of the stick there) and so he spends the least about of time possible parading about with a crown on his head. he likes going outside, like riding his horses and playing in the woods, and all sorts of other things that make his parents shake their heads and despair at the inability to have another child, because their son is a small disaster.

and here comes gaston, who’s older and more long suffering. gaston in naturally dramatic, okay, he likes being flashy and fun and loud, all the things the son of a noble shouldn’t be. so by the point he meets adam he’s listened to his parents, folded himself up nice and tight into this quiet boy who just doesn’t want any trouble. adam loves trouble. if he can’t find it, he invents it.

so he grabs onto gaston like glue, and gaston is irritated, but he’s the prince, he can’t say anything or his parents will kill him. so he lets adam keep dragging him out horseback riding and hunting and rock climbing and all sorts of things little noble boys aren’t supposed to do. they spare, and no matter that gaston is bigger and older he never wins, adam always ends up pinning him to the ground with his arm to his throat and he’d more irritated about it if the prince didn’t look so delighted every time he won. adam loves all the animals that he’s not interested in eating, and gaston tries to point out that it’s a little weird how thrilled adam is to take down a deer when two minute later he’s trying to entice a wolf to come closer so he can pet it, and also holy shit adam that’s a wolf what’s wrong with you

adam loves his staff, the people who do their best to reign in this little terror but don’t try that hard, because the thing about bratty kids is that they’re rarely brats all the time, as an adult you swing between wanting to strangle them and finding them so adorable and charming your chest hurts. so mrs. potts indulges him, likes the way he’s only ever really patient while he’s playing with her son chip when he’s snuck into the kitchen to beg her for some extra cookies. lumiere and cogsworth are his tutors and spend more time arguing with each other than teaching him, and he’s delighted by that.

and so adam is this loud, exuberant little prince who slowly but surely picks at gaston’s barrier until gaston almost feels like himself again, and adam doesn’t do what his parents did. adam doesn’t make fun of him for how much he cares about his hair, about how he hates dirt under his fingernails. as long as gaston keeps following him into dangerous situations, adam doesn’t care about much of anything, and gaston loves him for it.

and gaston’s on the cusp of teenagerhood when he realizes he loves adam, the prince, this is awful and he immediately has a panic attack over it, he’s to be lord and adam is to be king, it will never work, oh, and adam probably doesn’t like boys, and – oh my god, all those schoolyard taunts about him being gay we’re right this is a nightmare.

he’d freak out about this properly and probably go charging to the castle to confess his love in true embarrassing 12 year old fashion – except his parents set him down, pale, and say, “they’re gone, they’re all gone, the king and queen were found dead and the prince is gone and now a monster lives in the castle.” and of course gaston takes this to the most logical conclusion – a beast broke into the castle, killed the love of his young life, and now he’s claimed the castle for his own.

this is gaston’s defining moment okay, this is the point where he snaps and never goes back. he rebels against his parents, refuses to fit himself back into the mold of the perfect son, tries to live his life like adam would have wanted him to. that means being exactly who he is and damn the consequences. he focuses on his hair and his clothes and his looks, he pursues hunting because it reminds him of adam, because so much of their friendship took place in the woods, covered in mud and laughing. he pursues hunting because, one day, when he’s the very best he’s going to go the castle and kill the beast that killed adam. and his parents are furious about all of this and they disown him in favor of his young siblings and he just. doesn’t give a shit.

so he moves to the town, and everyone loves him, of course they love him. he’s loud and arrogant, but – he’s not cruel. he’s beautiful and brings in more pelts and meat than any other hunter and gaston doesn’t miss the days of being a young lordling in the slightest. but girls keep throwing themselves at him and he doesn’t know how to keep refusing either outing himself or hurting their feelings, so he goes to belle. belle, who is every inch as pretty he is. belle, who is smart and quiet and kind in a reserved sort of way. if there’s anyone who won’t judge him, it’s her.

so he goes to her, and tells her the truth – that he only likes men, that he’s not interested in advertising the fact, and asks her to pretend to be his lady. and belle, kind sweet belle, agrees. she does it out of sense of duty to help those in need, because nothing she knows of gaston says she will enjoy this. but she’s proven wrong, because gaston was raised to be a lord of course he’s educated, just because he doesn’t really care about any of that stuff doesn’t mean he doesn’t know it. and belle can speak with him like she can no other, because gaston has more formal education than anyone else in this village. and to their surprise, gaston and belle become friends, become the closest of friends, and gaston hasn’t known this closeness since adam, although it’s different because he loves belle but he’s not in love with belle.

and one day belle and her father are out traveling and sudden snowstorm forces them into the castle. belle knows there’s some sort of monster that supposedly lives there, but it’s either the castle for refuge or dying of cold outside, so into the castle they go. and instead of a hideous monster there’s adam, the beast. he’s rude and gruff and calls them twelve kinds of idiots for getting caught in a snowstorm in the first place. he offers them a room before sulking back into his study, watching the last petal threaten to the fall from the rose.

the castle is so excited to have guests, to have a young girl that may be their saving grace, and beast doesn’t know how to tell them that he likes girls well enough, but the only person he’s ever loved is a prickly, stuffy little boy who used to wring his hands together whenever they went looking for wolves. the storm doesn’t abate, and belle and her father stay. beast likes belle, likes how much she loves his library and the courteous way she speaks to all his staff even tho they’re all furniture, and he wishes he could love her, she is a woman that deserves to be loved. but he can’t.

back in the village, gaston has had it. the beast took adam from him, and he wont allow that thing to take belle. he rallies the villagers and goes marching to the castle, determined to save belle and her father, determined to kill the thing that killed adam.

so they storm the castle and he and the beast fight. belle and her father rush forward to stop the rest of the angry village men, and belle is screaming at gaston to stop, that things aren’t as they seem. but he’s mad with bloodlust, with revenge, and he’s about to take the beast’s head off with his axe when the beast lunges and pushes him to the ground, pinning him with an arm to his throat. and the muscle memory is so sudden and visceral that gaston freezes and stares at the snarling beast and whispers, “adam?”

and the beast blinks, and pulls back a little, and goes …… “gaston!?”

literally everyone is so confused, but they only get more confused when gaston throws himself at the beast and there’s a rush of magic as the last petal falls and the spell is broken. gaston sees beast for who he really is, loves him wholly and completely in the way only children can, and the curse is broken.

so gaston goes from having the beast in his arms to having a man, and he kisses him, outing himself in front of the whole village and not caring in the slightest. “i’ve missed you,” adam says, reaching out a hand to cup gaston’s cheek.

his staff are people again, and the cloud of darkness that had fallen over the castle is lifted. the old and irritable third cousin twice removed who’d been running the country is more than happy to hand it back over to adam, so happy in fact that he doesn’t question anything about this incredibly weird situation.

gaston and adam were children with a children’s love, but as adam gets his castle and kingdom up and running again, gaston is there. and their love deepens, and strengthens, and becomes something much more real and true than it ever was before. and gaston knows he can’t keep this, that adam will need to take a queen and gaston won’t be able to be with him after that.

except no one told adam that, because he goes to belle who just, never left the castle because she likes it and it likes her and her two favorite people are here. and also they’ll pry her from that library over her dead body. “hey,” adam says, “so, i’m kind of the king now.”

“i noticed,” belle answers, and doesn’t look up from her book.

adam considers closing it, but also considers that he likes his hands attached to his wrists. “want to get married? we’ll need to produce an heir or two, but beyond that you’ll get all the books you want and a whole country to boss around.” one of the things adam had quickly learned was that belle loved bossing people around.

belle doesn’t look up from her book. he hadn’t honestly expected her too. “okay. I’m dating plumette. im going to keep doing that.”

“nice,” he says, because plumette is a lot prettier now that she isn’t a feather duster.

so adam find gaston and tells him that he’s marrying belle, and gaston’s whole heart breaks but it makes sense, adam and belle make sense together, and he wishes he could make himself hate either of them but he can’t because he loves them both. but then adam is talking about how belle will have the rooms next to theirs, and gaston should probably stop paying rent for his house in the village, he lives in a literal palace, come on now.

and gaston figures out that adam is planning to stay with him, that belle is his wife and queen in name only and and gaston will continue to be the one in his heart and in his bed. adam is talking about how they all really need to sit down and do something about the redistribution of tax revenue, and they should probably do it before the wedding because otherwise their subjects will only show up to throw fruit at them. gaston cuts him off by pressing his king and love of his life against the wall and kissing him breathless.

cogsworth and lumiere walk by and pause mid-argument to wolf whistle at them before continuing on their way. gaston and adam end up having to hold each other up as they laugh so hard they can’t breath.

and everyone lives happily ever after.


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4

Someone save Solas from Miel.

So I’m sitting here (crying) after that episode and a thought occurred to me.

Why would Aida want to keep Fitz and Simmons apart in the framework? She’s seen how happy they make each other yeah?

But then it occurred to me

Every bad thing that has happened to Fitz is because Jemma convinced him to go into the field with her back all those years ago. 

So I’m calling it now. The Framework world is a place where Fitz wasn’t with Jemma on the BUS and so she died because he wasn’t there to help her cure the alien virus in FZZT

She jumped off of the plane and there is no body in that grave. The virus ended with her, but not in the way it was meant to. 

And as for Fitz, I’m thinking that his father never walked out on him. He entered the private sector, probably works for him, and that’s why that scene of him was like that. 

They probably have never met in this timeline and I’m dying

  • Max: Alright, just moved to Hawkins. I wonder what this town is like. I mean, it seems pretty normal-
  • Hopper: *in the background, being dragged away by the Bad Men™
  • Joyce: WHERE'S WILL AGAIN?!
  • Will: *transforming into the Thessalhydra*
  • Mike: *crying over boxes of Eggos*
  • Dr. Brenner: *returns but his body has cyborg pieces which he needs after being mauled by the Demogorgon*
  • Eleven: *battling Cyborg Papa while trying to console Mike*
  • Jonathan: I LOVE NANCY
  • Steve: I LOVE NANCY
  • Nancy: *swoons* I CAN'T DECIDE
  • Jonathan, Steve, Nancy: *soap opera bickering in the background*
  • Ted: WHERE DID ALL MY CHICKEN GO?!
  • Karen: WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT CHICKEN THAN ME!
  • Chicken: *becomes sentient and starts attacking the Wheeler house*
  • Barb: *returns from the dead as a zombie* I have returned...to seek...justice.
  • /
  • /
  • Max: ...well, fuck me, this is some strange shit.
  • Lucas: *bikes up to her* GURL, YOU THINK THIS IS STRANGE? THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET...STRANGER!
  • Dustin: *puts on sunglasses* YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

anonymous asked:

For some reason I can't get the idea out of my head that Trucy can make other unnecessary things disappear too. If she can make evidence vanish in her magic panties, why not witnesses? Bumbling detectives? How many people has she claimed, where have they all gone?

youre making it sound like trucy would hide dead bodies after murdering people ohm y god

but also. consider. she just uses that trick to fuck with apollo

4

Yep. I’m calling it now. Cas will be resurected within the first 10 minutes of the episode by the power of the Nephilim, and I will die. 

(The recent slip by Jared only adds to my theory that they already shot the scene, because, hell, if the last Cas/Dean scene you shot was him dying, you’d cetainly remember it. I think he forgot that even though the scene is shot already, we haven’t seen it yet, and that’s why it took him so long to figure out what the big deal was.)

You can’t leave this beautiful body to rot for too long! Just saying.

Dean even looks like her, I can’t even.

Bill can't possess Mabel without her interrupting

Bill: AHAHAHAHAHA! After centuries of waiting I can finally take over the world! I will level mountains, destroy monuments, enslave-
Mabel: But I like monuments!
Bill: What?
Mabel: I don’t want to destroy monuments.
Bill: I don’t care!
Mabel: You can’t ju-
Bill: Silence, mortal. The world will tremble at my feet!
Mabel: Not if I have anything to say about it!
Bill: Well you don’t.
Mabel: Why not?
Bill: Because I’m controlling your body!
Mabel: I hate you! You threw out my milk.
Bill: The milk was expired.
Mabel: You’re expired!
Bill: HOW DARE YOU!

Fairy Tail Reacts: Larcana Ship
  • <p> <b>Cana:</b> He's cute.<p/><b>Larcade:</b> I don't understand why this exists and why you assume that I would care. I'm leaving.<p/><b>Cana:</b> .....kind of a dick though.<p/><b>Zeref:</b> Definitely.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> I don't really know what is going on.<p/><b>Lucy:</b> What do you think of this couple.<p/><b>Natsu:</b> THEY'RE A COUPLE?!?!<p/><b>Lucy:</b> -facepalm-<p/><b>Gray:</b> Well then I wanna know what her other "ships" think. Let's do that.<p/><b></b> LuCana.<p/><b>Mavis:</b> What do you think Lucy?<p/><b>Lucy:</b> Whatever makes Cana happy I guess.<p/><b>Cana:</b> -grabs Lucy's boobs- These make me feel happy.<p/><b>Lucy:</b> C-Cana.<p/><b></b> LoCana.<p/><b>Loke:</b> OH NO HE CAN'T HAVE CANA'S BODY...ONLY ME!<p/><b>Cana:</b> Welp we're done here.<p/><b></b> Hibicana.<p/><b>Hibiki:</b> Well I think...-dragged away by Jenny-<p/><b>Jenny:</b> Carry on Brunette.<p/><b>Cana:</b> We're done here too.<p/><b></b> Juvana.<p/><b>Juvia:</b> Juvia think Cana deserves whats best for her. If she is Happy then Juvia is happy.<p/><b>Happy:</b> Aye.<p/><b>Cana:</b> Aww thanks Juvi. Love you -kisses forehead-<p/><b></b> CanaJane.<p/><b>Mirajane:</b> Well Cana are you cheating on us?<p/><b>Cana:</b> I'd never cheat on you Mira.<p/><b>Mirajane:</b> LIES!
  • Cana: Calm down Mira. I'm sorry.<p/><b>Mirajane:</b> Fine. -huff-<p/><b></b> FreCana.<p/><b>Freed:</b> I'm sure Larcade will indeed NOT care about Cana but I will admit that it exists for a reason so....meh.<p/><b>Cana:</b> Wow Thanks Freed.<p/><b>Freed:</b> You're welcome.<p/><b>Cana:</b> I was being sarcas-<p/><b>Freed:</b> -puts finger over her mouth- ssshhh<p/><b></b> Baccana.<p/><b>Bacchus:</b> I knew you were WILD!<p/><b>Cana:</b> You know it. Wanna grab a drink?<p/><b>Bacchus:</b> -backs away slowly-<p/><b>Cana:</b> -hears spark crackle-<p/><b></b> Laxana.<p/><b>Laxus:</b> .......<p/><b>Cana:</b> ....Sparky?<p/><b>Laxus:</b> ........-gets up and leaves-<p/><b>Cana:</b> Laxus come back. It's ok. Don't be mad.<p/><b>Gildarts:</b> Ha! Jealous Looooser.<p/><b>Laxus:</b> I WILL TEAR BOTH YOUR ARMS OFF, BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH ONE, AND SHOVE THE METAL ONE UP YOUR A-<p/><b>Cana:</b> Anyway! Thanks for reading their opinions. Have a good one.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

alright, so i'm going through your blog (the jason grace tag. i am jason grace trash™), and i see that he "specializes in body language". which i love, but can't really explain why. since you have the evidence, could you please explain why this is 100% Canon??? whenever you have time, though.

welcome to the trash pile :’)

& oKAY SO. i’ll keep this short bc it’s mostly straight out of the books stuff

  • he communicated w/ lupa by interpreting her body language in TLH. reminder that lupa is a 7ft tall behemoth wolf who doesn’t speak out loud. she talks through wolfish gestures alone. jason managed to understand her seriously, and catch her laughing at a dumbass pun 
  • amazing
  • he recognizes when his friends/loved ones are uncomfortable or angry or in need of reassurance. most notably, piper & leo. he can tell when they’re upset (piper in MoA about the jealousy thing, and leo in HoH when jason figured out he was ?heartbroken? i can’t remember the exact wording but it was close.) and piper is notoriously quiet about her own discomfort, and leo hides his pain with shitty jokes. jason is able to understand when they need a word or two to cheer them up from their expressions alone. like. that is canon
  • also in MoA piper makes a remark about him almost reading her mind bc he picked up on her anxiety about hercules/the sons of jupiter warning? good job, jay
  • his entire relationship with nico can be summed up with “…he looks angry. should i do the thing?”. jason says repeatedly that nico scares him, that he is more dangerous/scarier than other demigods he’s come across, and remains cautious in how he talks to nico by reading into the expressions/tone/body language etc

…i said i’d keep that short lmfao

anonymous asked:

Omg today at work I had my phone hooked up to the Bluetooth speaker and I played a One Direction song and this girl I work with but don't really know (she's in her late 30s) was like 'I like some of One directions songs but can't stand that Harry kid!" And I was like "what???why??" And she told me it was because she watched xfactor when they were on and he was a cocky asshole who thought he was better than everybody and thought he could get any woman he wanted! It was an out of body experience.

i can’t believe that’s the image people still have of him actually i can because the media spent years drilling a false perception into people’s heads but still

anonymous asked:

OH BUT WAIT WAIT WAIT I WASNT FINISHED ABOUT THE ASK W/ THE BOYS FAVOURITE PARTS OF THEIR S/O... you also have to explain WHY this is their favourite part of their body *insert gross double-chinned lenny face here* ~(FD)

Edd: the torso for a woman defines the woman’s shape, is where her curve start. It’s sexy when girls wear shirts that don’t cover their stomachs

Matt: //he was a vampire,,,// long necks and narrow shoulders look sexy, some nice expensive jewelry hanging around a girls neck is very nice blah blah you bite it suck it is where you put perfume

Tom: the eyes are the windows to the soul, soft eyes that he can stare into for all of eternity is very appealing okay and a beautiful smile that he always wants to be the reason for

Tord: long model length legs are just sexy, man

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Why did Patriot get a grave in the Railroad base, but not Glory? Glory died protecting the base and deserves a grave with flowers candles and willow vases. There are plenty of empty stone caskets in the catacombs and Glory was with them for a long time, and everyone loved and respected her. She trained Tommy Whisper yet she can't even get a proper burial? Where did they put her body? What about all the other dead Railroad agents that are just chilling in HQ? I think Bethesda missed a great opportunity to fill all the empty caskets and maybe even have a scene with a type of mourning/funeral for them all.
  • Me: *starts watching the Buffy the Vampire Slayer* heh, this looks like a fun, campy, wacky show to amuse myself with :3
  • Buffy: Giles, I'm sixteen years old...I don't want to die.
  • Giles: to forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's not done because they deserve it. It's done because they need it.
  • Drusilla: I don't want to be an evil thing. I want to be good. I want to be pure.
  • Buffy: close your eyes...
  • Willow: Oz? Don't you love me?
  • Oz: All my life...I've never loved anything else.
  • Anya: I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why.
  • Buffy: I have to do these things, 'cause, 'cause when I stop... then she's really gone. And I'm trying, Dawn, I am really trying to take care of things. But I don't even know what I'm doing! Mom always knew.
  • Glorificus: Cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of, and all I see is six-billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around. Everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind. 'Cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts.
  • Buffy: The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
  • Spike: But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again, and do something different. Faster, or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways. Every night, I save you.
  • Buffy: It's wrong. I'm wrong. Please, tell me that I'm wrong! ...Please don't forgive me... God, please don't forgive me...
  • Tara: Your shirt...
  • Buffy: Are you ready to be strong?
  • Me: whAT DID I JUST PUT MYSELF THROUGH
  • Draco : looks up to see hermione staring at him. * WHAT GRANGER?
  • Hermione : I hate you malfoy!
  • Draco : hate you Granger!
  • Me : oh gods these two are perfect for each other
  • Random person: what? No . They hate each other. They just said so.
  • Me: omygod it's called reading between the lines.
  • Random person : enlighten me then.
  • Me: translates the whole scene into dramione language... **************restart********************
  • Draco: well... five minutes are up. I can oficially allow myself a sneak peak at granger for 10 whole seconds. Looks up too see hermione staring at him. * internally panicks apon locking eyes with her. Oh God why does she have to look so cute. I cannot stop looking at her. No. No draco. Refrain. Tommorow it will be only once in every 20 minutes ok? ....Wait is she looking at me? Me? Why? Outwardly- WHAT GRANGER?
  • Hermione : internally * oh gods why does he have to be so hot. Perfect platinum hair, perfect mercury eyes... so deep when he looks at me. Wait. Is he looking at me? Oh gods he caught me staring. Damn. That's twice this week hermione, he'll get suspicious. He needs to think I hate him. Outwardly* I hate you malfoy!
  • Draco: internally* ouch. Damn that girl. Why can she make him feel like his entire body is on fire? Damn her for being so cute when her eyes flare up when she yells at him. Damn I just want to kiss her. But I can't. She hates me . She said so. Atleast now she yells at me. If I kiss her she'll be all awkward and ignore me. I can't be away from her. No. It's best if she thinks I hate her. Outwardly* painfully tears his eyes from her lips and looks in her eyes . I hate you Granger!
  • Me : Get it now?
His Everything

I haven’t been writing a lot, especially since i’m a senior this year and college stuff is driving me crazy, But I decided to take a break a very long one, that I probably shouldn’t have so here you go!

You can always read it on my fanfiction page here 

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BTW. Please don’t read anything before 2015, those were the dark days. Those stories are terrible, but I just can’t bring myself to delete them.

Anyhow enjoy!

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He would protect her no matter what, because she was his everything and like hell he would lose her again. [What happens after Gray wakes up.] (Spoilers chapter 507) Gruvia, Juvia and Natsu friendship.

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